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You have to see how my grandma parks…
…she did almost the same thing in a supermarket once, and she realized it only after she was informed by the police that her car was in the highway. Thank god there were no accidents.
Does she have as fine an ass as this young fella?
jason’s grandma has the finest ass north for northern Canada!
She also has a very fine moose and some really nice lol cats.
Gets me a bukkit. Me finks I haz a vomit.
i love that the person with the camera is just standing there watching this XD
It’s a security camera
I don’t think someone would stand that high up to watch people fill up their cars with gas.
Then again… people can be weird.
moo
A bit skrawny, to be frank.
Your gradma’s name is Frank? Gradma FAIL!
this, kids, is what we call a spelling fail.
Only that there is no spelling fail.
I know what a grandma is, but pray tell, what is a gradma?
Stuttze holze, I was looking at my post.
Dunno. Perhaps the Ma(n) Grade that measures human stupidity?
You had misspelled “scrawny”.
That would be a grandma with a cold.
Not if Jason’s mother graduated from highschool or college.
As usual, the real trouble starts after he bends over.
Yep, that’s usually when the trouble starts.
Yep, that’s usually when the car starts.
you’d think the fact she was in the supermarket would have been a bigger problem
*that her car was in a supermarket, my bad.
A bigger problem is your sense of humour.
Your grandma should not be allowed to drive. They should make road laws stricter against old people then young people, but they won’t because old people can vote.
i remember ths one episode of south park …..
If she’s anything like mine, she would park her land yacht on top of someone else’s car.
FAIL fail? Says video no longer available…
wait a bit…
FAIL FAIL= WIN ~ PRO
are you using Google chrome? try stopping your anti-virus and reloading the page.
google chrome fail?
Nope! I use Google Chrome. and I’m having no problems whatsoever.
Gah! *swaps the . for a , before anyone notices*
I’m on my third truffle, I didn’t notice anything!
Notice what?!?
And I’m using Firefox.
Right ok guys..
We all agree internet explorer fails right?
Ahem. Internet Explorer user here.
I am so sorry BF. We do have a rather large support group for IE users.
Good. I vote we punish Cam by making him sniff Boggy’s armpits.
Oops! *looks around for a certain little bird*
I didn’t mean to keep that name here too!
I think that IE 8 actually made a step in the right direction.
Hee! This is about the fourth time I’ve tried to post this. It keeps telling me it’s a duplicate post.
*walks by*
Huh, that’s weird. I could have sworn I saw period there a second ago…
*puts up poster: MISSING: PERIOD*
You live where the condom truck crashed?
BondFan, didn’t they teach you anything in sex ed? Boys don’t get periods.
*switches off the double entendre/ innuendo machine*
Noooo…that means those of us with dirty minds with just have to come right out and SAY all the terrible things we’re thinking.
And that would change things in here exactly how?
failblog fail. stop using the “countdown to win/fail/random”.
fails : good
unexpected things : good
funny things : good
countdown to a funny thing which leads to a win/fail/random:
ruins everything.
i hope someone @ failblog.org has atleast 120 iQ (130 would be better)
Is that 2Q or iQ?
Just checking!
It’s a matter of opinion.
I like ponies.
Don’t we all?
Woo! *waves flag*
They’re like midget horses. Horses scare me.
You’ve no telling what’s going on behind those beady black eyes of theirs.
Wouldn’t you have to get in LB’s pants to do that?
Could it be caused by steroids this Missing Period? Or do you suspect unprotected sex?
probably caused by anorexia.
Youtube often reports that the video is no longer available when, in fact, it IS available, but is having internal network issues. Try waiting a few seconds to a few minutes and refreshing the page.
i’ve seen females park better…
^sexist bigot fail.
Whadja speck from a wicked asshole?
Some mighty wicked gas?
no, it was a compliment to all the car-parking girls
They must be so flattered.
so you are saying it’s not a good pickup line? =/ suddenly it all makes sence…
it all makes fence???
It all makes tents?
It’s all (a) defense???
Calm down… You’re too tense…
you mean tence
I am not a teepee or a wigwam
You’re two tents?
My two cents is that wicked asshole is dense.
Calm down and burn some incense and watch the Last March of the Ents.
I like them ponies.
hence him not noticing the car…
…No I don’t…
Wy ain’t yew in skool yung fella!? Y’all shud be in class lernin sumfing smert!
Ah jus got atta skool, mistah skwerlly!.
I hain’t gotst te go te no school dis here week. It’s sprang break!
Well hawt dam! It’s Sprang Brake here too!
my spring break was in February, go figure.
*goes and figures*
*comes back*
Spring Break in February? That doesn’t make sense at all!
Surely Winter break, not spring break? Isn’t spring March, April and May?
I suspect that Random’s Spring Break is, well, random.
I don’t know if your been serious…i just don’t know…
I’ll take it as sarcasm but i’ll cover myself and clarify,
just in case someone is confused.
.
February, March, April = Spring
May, June, July = Summer
August, September, October = Autumn
November, December, January = Winter
I really hope you’re being sarcastic.
.
December, January, February = Winter
March, April, May = Spring
June, July, August = Summer
September, October, November = Autumn
At least, that’s what I learnt at school. And according to the people of Japan and the United Kingdom.
I live in Southern California, so:
December, January, February= Spring
March, April, May=Spring
June, July, August= Summer
September, October, November= Summer
In the Northern Hemisphere, at least.
Also, remember school schedules don’t always line up with real-world schedules either. My school’s summar vacation started in late April, sometimes early May, depending on how evil people felt. Our “winter break” was literally at the tail-end of December, so folks can enjoy Christmas. That means spring break had to sit between winter and summer breaks, which usually meant late February or early March.
In Mother Russia, Winter is year round!
Sorry, but that is in fact totally wrong.
By the calendar:
Spring goes from ~ March 20 to ~ June 20.
Summer goes from ~ June 20 to ~ September 20
Fall goes from ~ September 20 to ~ December 20
Winter goes from ~ December 20 to ~ March 20.
Although since I also live in SoCal, the actual seasons as experienced are more like WhatIKnow’s description.
I’m In the high desert. It’s been beautiful here for the last few days!
I live down by the coast, so we got hit with some major fog yesterday, but otherwise it’s been quite nice.
Ah yes… I used to live in Santa Monica… those were the days
Did you think they’d never end?
PRNDL. Learn it. Live it.
Burn it. Give it.
Just do it!
Nike.
Do it live! I’ll write it and WE’LL DO IT LIVE! Sting SUCKS!!
Technologic. (?)
DTI!
I’m in dire need of pastry pleasantries – have you a bounty?
Have you seen my sausage roll?
No, but I did see your apple turn over.
I just made a swiss roll! with the help of a steep hill, of course…
maybe you’d prefer my cream horn
In fact I do! Today’s special treat is chocolate truffles of all kinds – raspberry-filled, chocolate-filled, liquor-filled, etc – and everybody gets 3 of his or her choice.
I think I’ll take 3 raspberry.
All righty then! *dishes up 3 raspberry-filled truffles on a cute little plate, complete with small napkin*
Liquor filled for me please, I am dealing with the accountant today.
Ooh…I have that coming up. Not looking forward to it. *dishes up 4 liquor-filled truffles on a nice little plate with napkin* You get an extra one for your pain.
Why, thank you! I bought 3 laptops for my business last year, and they only show one. UGH!
Thank you so much, Diana
*munches on three truffles at once*
Yummers!
May I have the liquor-filled ones as it is still breakfast time here?
Could I have the liquor only without the cookies? It’s been a helluva week. Translating legal documents is a nightmare!!
*sniff, sniff*
No burfday cake?
*holds back tears, feeling forgotten*
OMG! *puts 30 truffles together in a birthday-cake-shaped, multi-tiered structure with candles stuck in between* For you!
Ohhh! Ahhhh!
pretty!
*cranes neck to look at top of cake*
Wow, that’s the first time I’ve seen a truffle cake in my life.
WOW! Diana, you’re the best! (Psst – these are all liquor-filled, right?)
Thanks!
(All but a few on top for variety)
Glad you like it!
wow, if the candles fall over…
Oh my.
Judy, is it your birfday?!?!?
♪ Happy birfday to Judy ♪
♪ Happy birfday to Judy ♪
♪ Happy birfday dear lil’ pink mousenessssss ♪
♪ Happy birfday to Judy ♪
and many mooooreee!
What harmony! Sounded great!
BTW – Love your avatar, WIN!
Thank you! I think WN and I should take our show on the road.
Thanks, WN!
It’s your birthday, it’s your birthday, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! (hoops and yoyo style)
Hmmmm…
“hoops and yoyo style”? Not sure that what means, but it sounds nice. Thanks, Velvet!
You don’t know Hoops&Yoyo? I suggest you Google them.
I googled. I liked.
Glad you liked it.
Oh, and happy birthday! I almost forgot.
Thanks, my fav Hammy!
*jumps on the birthday bandwagon*
Happy birthday Judy.
I hope your day has been filled with laughter.
Just giggles and laughter, Jam! Thanks.
Happy birthday, Judy! May your next year on this planet be great!
Here you go, Judy. Happy birthday! (Clickie)
I hate your clickie. I’m feeling a little sickie now.
LOL!
No, really, I did!
A pickle cake! You’ve been saving that just for today, haven’t you Admiral?
Thanks!
Happy birthday, Judy!
Thanks, my little bird friend!
Happy belated birthday Judy!
*squeeze*
On her behalf, Dragon has asked me to wish you a very happy birthday. She wishes she could have been here to light the candles on your cake.
When was Dragon’s Birthday? Recently right?
Yup! I think it was the week after mine.
Aw, and I was so looking forward to a mini-foom for my candles! Ah, well. Please pass along my appreciation to Dragon. Thanks!
*FOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!*
Erm…woops.
*gently blows ashes of what was cake off the table*
Sowwy, Judy. I was just so excited to wish you a happy birthday.
So…um…HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *hug!*
*waves to everyone else from her conference*
I’ll be back Sunday night. Be good all!
(Except you, Admiral…you can be naughty. But only with
)
me.
A birthday surprise, to say the least.
Happy birchday Judy.
Thanks, Aja. I’ve been pining to hear those words. You’re o(a)k.
“Has Yoo a HAPPEE BURFDAY!”
Boggy(Lyricist) & Skwerlly Bob (Composer)
Has yoo a Happee Burfday!
Ever bodies can sing a long!
You gots a Happee Burfday!
An nuffin cans goes wrong!
It Judy Mousie’s Burfday!
Maybe it be yoor Burfday tooooo?
But dats OK cuz we all sings “HOOO RAY!!!”
Cuz it a HAPPEE BURFDAY 4 YOOOOO!
Everbody YELS HAPPEE BURFDAY!! for to JUDY!I love it, Boggy! And I love you, too! Thanks to both you and your Skwerlly Bob!
*BOWS**Bows*{Sing it to the same tune as “Holly Jolly Christmas”}
A very happy burpday Judy
and many happy returns.
*Proffers bubbly beverages*
Working on them bevs now, Sandi. Thanks! *urrrrrp!*
(’scuze me)
Happy Birthday, Judy. Here’s a SHINY crystal prism for you.
RPG fail. This isn’t a forum about you giving out sweets. It’s about how some asshole didn’t notice his car going into a ditch!
We tolerate a lot of things here, but intolerance isn’t one of them. If you can’t handle a few sweets, it’s time you moved on.
Nope, it’s a forum where people come to have fun.
Awww, you guys are so nice. Defending my innocent little sugar dealings against mister “I must use the word asshole in every post.”
*Neo comes to the forum and has fun knocking over the vase.
Neo seems to have forgotten an asterisk.
“I’m a little confused as to why he doesn’t seem all that concerned the first time he looks up and notices it’s gone.”
That wasn’t very nice, impersonating Avis.
Yeah. We don’t appreciate that kind of behaviour here.
It is absolutely unacceptable.
Yeah. This is supposed to be a forum where people come to have fun.
I’m all confused. Who is who. For that matter, who am I?
*starts singing*
Whoooooo are you? Who Who, who who?
I really want to know
Whoooooo …
Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)
There is nothing we can do
Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
….
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
goo goo goo joob
I’m hearing things.
A B C, easy as
1 2 3, simple as
Do re mi, A B C, 1 2 3, baby you and me.
Hammykins, BFF, you two have got to know I wouldn’t do THAT. Interesting that he chose to only repeat things I have said.
?
I don’t quite understand what you’re trying to say. Sorry, I’m a bit sleepy *yawn* so please forgive me.
You guyz are so funny!
Rocket propelled grenade?
You only need to learn the P to prevent this fail.
And in my car, first gear is what you need to use.
I use a manual shift , put it in neutral and remember the effing hand-brake.
IT GOT AWAY!!
I’m a little confused as to why he doesn’t seem all that concerned the first time he looks up and notices it’s gone.
I think he figured it’d come back on it’s own. It’s probably done it before.
But he doesn’t notice it’s gone. It’s so strange.
He does though. He just goes right back to filling up that gas can (I HOPE that’s what he’s doing) and listening to the voices in his head.
Actually, I’ve just had a good look at this again. The first time he looks, he doesn’t look around far enough to notice the car’s gone and continues filling his can. He’s alerted at the end of the clip by the other people crossing the forecourt, throws the gas nozzle to the ground and begins to amble towards the scene. I think I’d have been a bit more animated under the circumstances.
Strikes me that the car trundles over the curb and rolls down into a grassy dip without hitting anything and without making enough noise for the mann to hear anything. He may even have been able to drive the car away from the scene.
That’s why I think he was listening to the voices in his head.
He does seem to be filling a gas can, perhaps someone he know is in need? Or he REALLY doesn’t want to mow the lawn.
I still haven’t been able to see the video, but I suspect he may have been listening to the voices in MY head.
YOUR A NOOB!
pro, did your mommy forget to feed you breakfast again? You get SOO testy when you’re hungry…
He gets testes when he’s hungry? That’s disgusting!
He does kinda suck, wouldn’t you agree?
No. That would imply he has a useful skill in life.
pro’s such a sad little specimen
Bye-bye pro! It’s got to be nap-time for you.
WhoaNellie, I can’t figure why you can’t see it. Suffice it to say the guy that ends up carless doesn’t seem all that upset about it.
No idea, A. I tried to watch it on YouTube too, same thing. But other vids there work fine.
Ah well.
You’re a noob for spelling “YOU’RE” as “YOUR”.
He could have completed the fail by throwing the gas nozzle to the ground in such a way that it sparks, lighting up the gas can he just filled.
The idea that his car was gone probably was so shocking to his psyche that he just imagined his observation was a mistake.
In other words, he couldn’t believe the world around him. My money demands to be bet on whether he is religious. My dollars say HELL YEAH…god yeah?
I think you might be right, about the religious part at least.
Maybe he thought his car got raptured!
RUH-ROH! What does that say about the car’s -owner- though?
I can see the talk show headlines now: “When God raptures your belongings, instead of you. Next time, on the after-dark show!”
yeah, he should be like a normal person and worship his possessions.
Well, I seem to have had me a new possession, but it went rolling down the hill. Oh, well. I’ll just have to go worship my toaster.
Don’t forget to pay your exorcism bills, otherwise you may get repossessed.
You are wise, for someone of such tender years! I thank you and shall pay at once!
30 seconds later… “And when you’re done with this problem Officer, someone stole my car!!!”
lol
Do you have any promising leads?
Dude, where’s my car???
Hee!
I was thinking that too
Where’s your car dude?
FIRST!
er…no.
FIRST!!!!!
a little retarded there don’t you think?
(literal meaning, so as no one gets offended.)
YOUR MOTHER WILL GET
a cake
Ok, maybe you are mentally retarded. . .
more than just retardet
shut up fool
I pity the fool..
I’m offended, but in a retarded way.
like your mother
NOOOB!
BOOOB
I love boobs!!!!
*takes her boobs far out of reach of Flame’s Blades*
What about the rest of you?
That’s why I let you do all the thinkin’, DTI!
And I’m retarded in an offended way. . . wait. . .
*waiting*
*still waiting*
oblivious win!
32TH !!
DIE!
Wither!
Wither diest thou?
hither
ewww, dead people are gross, somebody take him away
DER!
DAS!
DIE!
DOS C://
cd ..
C:\
mk dir FAIL
C:\
cd FAIL
C:\FAIL
Uhh, that doesn’t even work. You need this:
C:
cd \
mkdir FAIL
cd FAIL
c:\mount d d:\ -tcdrom
d:\run fail.exe
DES!
u meespelled DESU
DIE
BART
DIE
The die has been cast.
5 for comedy relief
HAHA! YOUR NOOOOOBBIISH!
poor little pro
Kinda sad, isn’t it?
Most kids his age are in school, but here he is, pretending to be a big boy, with none of the social skills he’ll (hopefully) develop in time.
Dreamer.
Probably so.
NO NOOOBBYYYYYBBOOOOOO
Pro? Grow up. Or get out. Pick one.
Or, God forbid, both.
OR U JUST DIE!
Not God forbid!! He can chose both!! In fact, I’d like for him to chose both!!
SHUT UP
pro is such a cumwad
I bet Pro here is gonna say something stupid next, just watch.
Any takers on that bet? My dad always told me to never bet against a sure thing.
i like turtles…
I suppose we could just start ignoring him completely.
Whaddaya say all?
the first intelligent sentence!
Sounds good, let’s try it!
good idea. I’m with you
Me too.
*STOMP STOMP CRUNCH JUMP*BOGGY NOT SEE PRO NO WEARS!
*innocently kicks at dirt, covering up a flattened bloody mess*
Shoot, I show up late and missed all the fun. Well I’m in. Not that anyone will really read this…
Deliberately not reading the above post …
Who could bother reading a post that old? Wait…
Pro could have been in school learning how so spell “you are” as “you’re” instead of failing with “your”, but instead tries to learn grammar through Fail Blog.
idiot!
I think you’re so angry because a video of you and your car made it onto failblog.org. It is indeed an embarrassing experience.
S/he seemed somewhat neutral that his/her car was gone. . .
If that was a she, it must have been the fat munter from yesterday’s WTF extra sledding clip.
You can never really be sure until you look at the DNA.
Actually we’d probably be able to work it out if we could see the underwear. Could even be the WTF Extra Fireman from a couple of days ago. Maybe they’re all the same person. Eeek!
=))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((=
No guys, this isn’t a FAIL because if you look closely, the T is formed by the gas nozzle and the gas can! It makes perfect sense! Hahaha hahaha hahaha!!!
*head explodes*
He should have put his foot on the hand brake.
Don’t push your foot on the heartbrake.
NOOO!!! You said heart!
Must…resist…temptation…
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you’re here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
Must… strike… back…
These dreams
go on when I close my eyes.
Every second of the night
I live another life.
chug chugga chug chugga chug chugga chug chugga chug chugga chug chuga chug cha cha
wah wah wah wah wah…
*adjusts whammy bar*
chug chugga chug chugga chug chugga chug chugga chug chugga chug chugga chug chugga wah wah
wow wow wow wow wow
*smiles*
Much better.
And when I go away
I know my heart can stay with my love
It’s understood
It’s in the hands of my love
And my love does it good
Damn straight.
*nuzzlesmooch*
This video is so fake…..you can tell by the shadows. That and the van, everybody knows vans are imaginary.
i’m wearing my vans… right now
But if you raise e to their power they become real again.
This is what happens when you sexually abuse your cars, eventually they will find a way to escape.
Brought to you by PETS (People for the Ethical Treatment of SUVS)
Wow! An acronym embedded in an acronym. Impressive!
AOL Instant Messenger
GNU (is) Not Unix
LAME Ain’t (an) MP3 Encoder
WINE is not (an) emulator
Top Ten Things Oblivious Dude is Thinking While His Car Rolls Away.
#10:
That MANnequin had nice rack.
#9:
Was that a 2 or an i?
#8 How am I going to explain this potato?
#7:
Ugh. That Pee Cola I drank earlier isn’t sitting right…
# I hope this is enough gas to run the generaltor for my windmill.
I give up for today.
*pats b2th on the back*
There, there. Have a truffle, I have an extra one.
Do you have any Klondike bars?
What would you do for it?
Here is a list….you pick: (I did not make these up)
read this site daily
eat a whole head of cabbage
beat my own brother with a blunt object repeatedly
Kill
wear my socks inside out
scale the andes
saw off my genitallia with a butter knife!
die
walk to the freezer and back
bark like a dog
cram it up by butt! Then fart really loud!
f*** Joe Pesci!
stand on my head and do the “Macarena.”
fart in a bottle and sniff it
program a cheesy MIDI version of the “Friends” theme song
skip nude over an open flame
eat a spoonful of coffe powder raw
staple my a****le together
stand on my head and recite the alphabet backwards
walk a mile, but I’d probably need a ride back
program in visual basic. But, I’d want two for that
pound my balls flat with a wooden mallet
live in my bath tub for a year
not eat Spam
eat shards of broken glass
marry Dan Cortese
pick my nose in front of a hostile crowd
Anything, if it got me drunk first…
Lick the back of my hand and wipe it on my forehead
pay about .50 cents
Click the back button in my browser
file my nails
pull my tounge around and lick my anus
pay the suggested retail price
date a polar bear
I would ski down a mountain backwards
but i don’t want a klondike bar…
run up and down the street naked
do anything you want, as long as I am in the commercial!
sell my kids
moo like a cow while standing near some bulls
die
climb Chilcoote pass
Fart underwater turn around real fast and try to catch the Bubbles
Belch to the tune of “Star Spangled Banner”
You just made me LOL while on the phone with the accountant! aAnd I think the thinks I lost my mind! when did taxes get funny?!?
*gives Klondike bar*
(I’ll take that a)
This is like that game where a whole bunch of people try to say the alphabet one letter at a time without any two+ people saying a letter at once.
#6: Darn, and I was going to use that minivan for my kid’s treehouse.
#5 Damn it!, that’s the 3rd time this week!
# Will the vicar (with the strange tattoo) respect me in the morning?
This thread appears to be haunted.
BOO!
I should have sold that fire extinguisher.
#4: I sure am glad I bought that extra hazard insurance on that rental!
C’mon – keep it going, folks! I want to see what #1 is!!!
#3:
How much is that doggie in the window?
#2:
I really have to go to the bathroom, but China is so very far away.
#1: I can’t wait till Judy sees the car I got for her birthday.
#0.5: I wonder if the hand job car wash is still open?
#2:
Do we really want to find out what the “surprise” in the pickle surprise is?
#2 Will the lady riding the sled naked please return to the starting line?
How do I turn my monitor into a mirror?
The #1 thought running through
this guy’s mind is:
OK, The babies are all in the car, all the
emergency rations, valuables, etc. All we
need is this extra gasoline and the soda’s
the wife is inside getting. Fierce wicked
Hurricane Katrina bearing down on us!
Gosh! I’m glad I just paid $2800 and got
the van fixed now we can safely escape
New Orleans!!
Why is that fireman half naked?
#2 Why is everybody looking over there… is the a deer?
#2:
Boy, I sure am thinking about #2 a lot. Maybe I should take some Visine.
Damn it. Learn to refresh the page Aiki… and how to spell. *throws an extra ‘re’ up*
The, the, dear. It’s ok.
Whe? Whe?
Horton hears he, the, and every whe.
Is the no limit to whe you can hear?
This is getting a little petitive.
*whispers quietly*
Can you he when I am not the?
*looks around*
Why do I have the strange feeling like I am not entirely myself?
You spelled entily wrong.
Ally?
*checks*
Hm, you’ right!
I just luv you guyz!!!
*drumroll please*
And the #1 thing going through the guy’s mind while his car rolls away is
:
dum de dum dum dum, la la la la laaa
Remember that field trip to see those brazilian dancers………………………………………..sweet.
#8: I wonder if I will look cool with a tatto on my chest.
#8+ #7 ……and + ‘o’THIS VIDEO IS NOT FAKE, I ACTUALLY KNOW THIS MAN. Yeah, his vehicle was in neutral, it rolled away, he IS rather oblivious to a lot of stuff. I lived with the guy in college. fun stuff
Im so very sorry. Your right it must be real since you know the guy and all. Since I was so mean I will let yuou borrow my ability to detect sarcasm. Have fun.
Unfortunately the foster family that took in this van was no better….leading it down a road of shame and addiction.
Tame and prediction?
Dude where’s my car?
Judy took it.
And handed it to Arthur.
Who lent it to Dr. B. He’s making the beer run.
Make him stop! How are we gonna catch the beer if it’s running?
With a large mug?
I could set up a Maguiver trap.
Please do, and hurry! My party starts in an hour!
The new failblog intro and outro is very annoying I think
I would say the intro (especially the .org part) and the 3… 2… 1… “fail”
AHH!
Did he look over his shoulder and then go into deinal or just not comphrend his car was missing?
god this guy sucks
HAHA!
People that stupid should not be allowed to drive. Or reproduce.
I think we have (pro)of that they do reproduce.
…just ask the (pro)fessor.
(pro)bably a most excellent example of DNA gone awry.
DIE !
Such things should be (Pro)hibited.
How would we start that (pro)cess?
Quick! Get a (pro)fessional!
Agreed, let’s not (pro)crastinate any longer!
What’s the (pro)gnosis?
You’d have to ask the (pro)ctologist about that one.
The (pro)ctology (pro)cess could be (pro)active.
Yep, that’s the only person that will (pro)bably be able to remove his head from his ass.
The (pro)per tool to do that with would be a crowbar.
The (pro)blem is that there really IS no help for him. (Pro)of that idiots just need a shotgun to the head. That tends to cure stupidity quickly.
But then we might be (pro)secuted, and that could turn into a (pro)tracted affair.
I think you mean (pro)stituted.
Not a (pro)peller Judy?
That would be (pro)ficient.
NOOB!
(Pro)bably the best use of resources then.
You Tube removal fail.
What on earth could have been offensive enough in this video to remove it?
Still not having any problems with it here.
I saw it a bit earlier, but is indeed gone now. Just blank white space.
I just checked it is still there.
Ohhh splashy new video opening!
Still there for me.
I’ve nearly done this myself once or twice. Thing is, my car isn’t supposed to let you remove the key unless the car is in park. Well, it used to, age and wear has broken this feature. However, I still haven’t got that fully fixed in my mind so I tend to think “key removed from ignition=car MUST be in park” even when this is no longer necessarily the case.
So, sometimes I’m in a bit of a hurry and I’ll go to get out of my car without remembering to put it in park, and the thing will very gently start to roll. Oops. Luckily the car is light enough that just putting my foot down and pushing myself up is enough to cause it to move a bit if it isn’t in park.
I’m not sure if I can remove the key if the car’s not in park, but I have sort of a muscle memory for it, so I don’t even turn the car off until I’ve put the car in park and applied the emergency break.
That explains the alarm switch I saw that said “brake glass in case of emergency”.
This video is as old as the hills.
Well, that’s only 2 years, right? I don’t watch the show, but I think there have been 2 seasons.
Old As The Hills is one of my favorite shows! Sadly, you are right. There were only two seasons as the ratings went down.
And God said, “Let there be emergency brakes!” And there was, and he saw that it was good.
Look busy everyone! Jesus is coming!!
And boy, is he pissed!
cuz he haz got broken
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Was this SUPPOSED to be at the bottom of the page?
…was it even supposed to have a point?
That was exreme.
Darwin Award # 144 and he is using GAS ?
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Bush?
Love it.
Shaved?
Don’t read my blog. That was a leftover user name from when I was shamelessly promoting myself.
A Bond in Fan is worth doubled you’s in the bush.
that is one sneaky car….as soon as it realized oblivifuktard wan’t looking, it made a fast break
video format FAIL!
sucks!
Hu. Failblog is putting interruptions in the middle of the videos to make them unfunny. That’s unfortunate. How long have they been doing this? Oh well. I’m sure another blog will rise in its place and this correctly. It can’t be too hard for somebody else to handle, considering it requires them doing nothing to the clip at all.
Dude, who the hell cares? It’s an extra, what, like, 2 seconds out of your day?
2 seconds can make all the difference!
Yeah! It’s 2 seconds of your life you’re never getting back! TWO WHOLE SECONDS!!!
Okay. If MFALC is an olympic swimmer, skater and/or runner, I’ll let it slide.
Otherwise, Deal! You probably spent more than two seconds typing your comment.
Unless, of course, you just posted that comment to get a rise out of us, and are now sitting back laughing at us taking your bait, then <b.never mind.
*mental note: MUST review before hitting ‘enter’*
I’m blaming it all on DTI’s liquor truffle cake.
If it wasn’t your birthday, I’d tell you to lay off the truffles.
I will, later. There’s only a few more left. Want one from the top layer? I think they’re raspberry-filled.
Absolutely!
Are we the only two still on here? *hands ovet two raspberry truffles*
I believe so.
*savours truffles*
*tosses up extra r*
So, what do you do when you’re not on Failblog? (Have a ‘t’, too. Save it for later.)
The usual – watch tv, play video games, read a little. I also play a little music.
Yeah, me too. (Except for the video games.) What do you play? CDs or an actual instrument?
When I was a wee kid (12-ish, I think), I got a guitar for Christmas. My sister Bev got an organ. My sister Janet got – - – a record player. Our parents, no doubt, sensed absolutely no musical talent in her at all. Ironically, her daughter turned out to have more musical talent in her little finger than most folks have altogether!
While I do enjoy just sitting and listening to music, I also play the french horn in my school’s band. I also play some guitar, piano and cello, but I don’t take lessons.
Good for you! Keep up with your passion for music! Nothing can replace that.
“When I was a wee kid (12-ish, I think), I got a guitar for Christmas. My sister Bev got an organ. ”
Boy, THAT one is wide open for a double entendre rejoiner…
Agreed. See my rant below.
The hills, they’re old.
Double FAIL
Video fail and … video fail.
The link’s dead, asshats.
Who are you calling asshats? The video is not dead, I am watching it right now.
So, he just leave his car in Neutral…..wow
Video Availability fail
Mirror
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2573288/parked_car_fail/
What’s up with the new edited videos????
I think we get it….please stop editing these
Keep them in pure form!
How the hell did he not notice that? He must be blind, deaf and stupid!
I like the reaction. He doesn’t notice???
Youtube FAIL
The win countdown in the videos is dumb. I’m a huge fan of the site but that’s kind of lame.
bad car sneak away!
Autobot win.
HAHAHAHA, yes. Sneaky sneaky autobot
those auto damages will probably cost him like 30 goats
Now I remember once when family video mentioned that they get a bunch of staged bloopers. One of the ways you could tell was when someone carefully changes something to make a blooper out of it. The example they gave was a groom carefully tucking his wife’s dress in a door before closing it). The other was an odd event to be filming anyways. A patio lunch was that example, and someone came out the sliding door and walked over the table. The part of the pool area that a table and two chairs was meant to go was plainly in sight to the left.
At first I wondered if this was staged, because who would be filming someone filling up a gas can. Then as I was typing I realized that I suppose it could be a security feed. But I find that most of those in gas station aim down from higher up. My piece is said, now I can go back to laughing at the shear stupidity of this gas station customer.
Can we stop with the obnoxious bit where you interrupt the video to count down to what you think is the best part? We’re grownups; I promise you we can figure out which part is funny for our own selves. I’ve seen that “…win in 2…1…” thing precisely twice and have already made up my mind that if I see it a third time I’ll stop watching your damn videos. Just imagine how much fun it would be listening to a guy who, every time he told a joke, stopped right before the punch line to tell you, “… — now, listen, here comes the punch line, and it’s really funny…” Now there’s a guy who knows how to tell a joke, right? [rolling eyes]
that hast to be the worst fail/epic fail ever…darwin awards but he didnt die…ho bad
If there is one thing I’ve learned from Failblog…it’s to put on my parking brake.
failblog.org video editing fail. I know which website this is, I want to see the fail.
thanks for the goodpost.
combarcrea!
Stop posting very old stuf!¹!!¹
The scary part? Minutes before, that guy was driving. On a road.
this is how peoples ignorance makes them rich , cuz before you someone gets trampled and somebodys sueing somebody
wow that guy turns around and still doesnt notice 5 min later
thank you for stating the obvious.
or rather, stating the ob(li)vious.
i like the new intro/outro thing.
This video contains three failures. One is the idiot not noticing his car rolling away. The other two are the first and last 5 seconds of the video. Annoyance fail (and bonus video editing fail to boot). It’s pretty damn obvious where the video came from; we don’t need to hear/watch it every time we watch one. Shut up.
This is some pretty good stuff but if you’re going to start cancelling out the humour by making the videos annoying, there’s no point in watching them.
What good is an annoying intro sequence? Is it going to stop people from ripping off the videos? No, because they can just edit that part out. Is it going to help people who somehow managed to forget what site they’re on, or in the case of Youtube, managed to miss the several places it says “failblog.org” on the page? No, because you already have that in the corner throughout the entire video. (Which also prevents people from ripping them off anyway, so trying to add another means to prevent it is moot.)
It’d be one thing if these were a TV series or something, but they’re video clips in the 10-120 second range. Would you listen to a radio station that played good songs, but took 30 seconds to announce the name of the station between each and every one? I doubt it. Would you watch a stand-up comedian who, after every joke, plugged his website? Probably not. Get the point?
You already have your logo in the corner of the videos. That’s all you need. It does the job without being annoying. Perfect. Those videos are enjoyable. These new ones are not, because the annoyance at the beginning and end cancels out the funny in the middle.
Also, your comment form doesn’t work without Javascript. Accessibility fail.
i just hope nobody was in the car…
The opening animation FAILS
OBVIOUSLY photoshopped
so i suppose they photoshopped the people walking in and telling him his car is in the ditch?
it would be extremely time consuming to do something like that in photo shop and nearly impossible.
Aaaaan this is why I always put on the hand brake, no matter how even the lot seems. Even in underground garages. I can’t imagine anything more embarassing than having to go get your car from the middle of the garage lane just because you couldn’t be assed to put on the hand brake. (Well, I can, but let’s not go into that?)
WHAT?!
WHAT? The guy even looked up, and there was no car behind him!
I laughed for about a minute
Did you see the rack on that biker chick?
OMG..THAT’S HILARIOUS
More like handbrake fail…
Wow. This might be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a week! LOL
retard much?
that wassss well gooood i loledd lots and lots andd lotss cuzz im sooo awesummm
:D:D:D:D:D:D xxxx
We don’t know if it was his car, or he just walked up to an unused gas pump.
Internal thought process: “Okay, Steve, you’re losing it. Just turn around and pretend like you know what you’re doing while vigorously planning your next move.”
DUDE, WHERE’S MAI CAR?
the stupid car went away and when it was away ever one went 2 that guy what a stupid guy with out knowing it was going away
Dude, wheres my car?
Must be a hybrid you can’t hear them! Actually how preoccupied does ones mind have to be to let this happen and not even notice it?
ahuet’!
hahahahah good joke lol
Pos suv $14,000 brand new
Gas for lawnmower $2.69 a gallon
realizing that you didn’t put it in park and it drove into the ditch where everyone is now gathered. and drop the gas pump in front of a cop who just happened to be there.
Priceless……
what a complete IDIOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! =]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
VIDEO 10/10
God invented parking breaks, but forgot to give people auto-start thinking … ^.^
foo foo foo.
Who are you?
Don’t hold back, tell us how you really feel.
BTW, telling us won’t do any good. Find the “contact us” link and blow your wad there.
I pity the foo who types in all caps!
agreed 100% this will make me stop visiting this blog
We have a fashion designer in the making folks.
It wasn’t subliminal you asshole. It was a comment saying
“Have fun explaining THAT ONE to the insurance company”
Do not fix what isn’t broken. End stupid video editing.
pitiful little loser
I think I hear your mother calling. Bed time for you, pro!
Now, now, watch your language youngster!
Sorry, you’re not Loz.
*Hugs Pro because he needs a hug*
*Hugs Pro because he is in need of a hug*
haha WIN!
You really are the most annoying troll here. Even mr. s.a.u.s.a.g.e or DrDr wouldn’t go down to your level.
Foo is who the foo fighters fight.
I agree with foo. Please ditch the stupid countowns in the middle of the clips.
NO IM YOUR FATHER
I think you might be on to something there.
Your father smells of elderberries!
HAHA!
haha, maybe he’s the guy with the “exreme” tat
Woah. Burned by your own father….. Failblog is now tearing apart families. How sad.
Hey, there is NOTHING wrong with Mr. S.A.U.S.A.G.E…
Dear god, I hope you are being sarcastic.
Utterly agreed. While I don’t mind the introduction, the “3, 2, 1″ is just plain distracting, and it often RUINS the impact intended. It’s like that stupid, retarded panda-clad otaku icon on the Engrish blog; just stop it already!
Besides, if someone truly doesn’t “get it” and asks for clarification on the blog, it’s that much funnier, for then we get multiple FAILs for the price of one.
agreed, the countdown sucks. I don’t mind video, but the tag at the bottom is enough.
I agree with the above, the countdowns are a MAJOR boo-boo. But Ijust love the way the guy carries on filling the little petrol can even after he realises his car has gone for spin without him.