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Thats what I always have for breakfast.
That’s a that with an apostrophe, it just doesn’t show up on some screens.
uh huh XD
Lol I see you stayed up for this one too Shitake?
not exactly for this, it just happened to be there
Only FAIL I see is that they forgot “Tequila” in that blank red section.
EWWWW tequila is NASTY
agreed
but they did remember the Bounty Kitchen Towel – breakfast essential!
for all the vomit
Wow, I can’t believe that someone is as awesome as you to actually correct this. Mad props.
Welcome to failblog, the last resort for endangered grammar, spelling and punctuation. Ok, I shouldn’t say that because I make lots of mistakes. But I’m a foreigner, so it’s alright.
I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me
Whoever the guy is above me, FTW!
i had to register just to let u know i shot coffee through my nose after reading this
You are very welcome.
Not much of a mistake, I do it all the time,,,
me too plus a stick of butter.
I lied.
8 sticks
Ahh, so a lightweight on the butter then eh?
Doctor says to cut back.
Something about a heart attack….
Don’t listen to him! It is all government lies. Butter gives you infra red vision.
And large amounts of MSG gives you the ability to fly!
No that’s LSD you’re thinking of…
No, it really is MSG. Remember the Beatles’ (John Lennon’s) song,
“Megan in the Sky with Glasses”?
Doc says to man, ” You have to stop masturbating.”
Man asks, “Why?”
Doc says, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
LOL!! Literally
WIN!
Doc tells man, “You have to stop masturbating.”
Man asks, “Why?”
Doc says, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
Oops, comment fail! Stupid browser…
Not this time though
FAIL!
Breakfast of champions
Exactly. At least the champions in the realm of functioning alcoholics.
This breakfast is a total win.
UHHHHH…… this kinda seems like a breakfast win to me. A totally sweet win at that.
uhhhh seems like a wisconsin breakfast to me!
i actually dont even know were the fail is
boooyaaaaa booze in the morn thats the way
breakfast win!
I need a Bourbon, I need a Scotch, and I need a Beer.
Another very thoro, good comment.
Since when is “breakfast” only a morning thing???
Many people stay up all night long, sleep during the day, and have “breakfast” in the afternoon.
It’s only a fail in your perspective/thinking out of the box… Nothing to do with alcoholism at all, wowsers!
breakfast of champions
It’s not JUST for breakfast anymore…
helps me to relax before going to school
ouais !
ouais! genre! trop cool, tu vois!
Non, le bibliotheque est trop jolie
“la” bibliothèque… et c’est vrai qu’elle est pas mal quand même…
l’écureuil mange des écrous, oui? non?
je ne sais pas, je ne le connais pas.
No entiendo frances. Podemos hablar en espanol ahora porfavor?
Jamais!
Doch.
Waarom?
何だこりゃ？！
Kiu scias!
What?
parfois, je me touche
voulez-vous couchez avec dekken ce soir?
A little wine with my toast, please. Cheerio!
No Cheerios for me, thanks, Sidhe. They cut my buzz.
Then Absoludt to you!
Make mine a double. It was a rough night.
eating is cheating
No doubt – empty calories.
Tube steak has a lot of fat in it, but you can work it off with proper exercise.
is that steak in a tube? must be awesome.
I just don’t see the fail here. On a race, I’ll always greet the sunrise with a can of punishingly strong lager.
Ooohhh… can? No can do.
sailing teddy race or yoga?
I’ll toast with champagne, thank you, and since it’s breakfast I’ll call it a mimosa.
*joins toast*
Salud!
that sounds about right, plus you have a choice of wine and wine and beer and beer with cheese. is it buffet style?
would you like some cheese with that wine ?
No, but I’d like some beer with my beer. Cheers.
I would also like some spam, spam and spam.
I’ll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam.
Baked beans are off!
w ctnemmo tsrif gnieb ot tegreve lli i tsesolc eht si siht
you mean: tnemmoc.
your hsilgne is pretty good. you speak it fluently?
That is soooo funny!
I also like to have some Bounty for breakfast as well. It balances out the double helpings of wine and beer.
What’s wrong with wine, cheese and beer for breakfast?
It tastes bad with the Crown Royale.
Does it taste bad with Battle Royale? What about Casino Royale? Royale with cheese?
The cornerstone of any nutricious breakfast.
I’d just prefer .007 in a speedo as my nutricious breakfast
Speedo’s are NOT ok. What about a banana hammock? :b
Eh, not really my style. I prefer the speedo shorts. Just enough material to keep everything hidden. Unless of course I’m being paid. Then anything is fair game
And for Dinner?
Better make it Vodka, Scotch and pure bacon grease.
This is a win not a fail.
you always see the positive side of things?
where exactly is the negative side?
Are all things bipolar?
well ….h+ isn’t
well a few hours after breakfast you get thirstt again…
Then rather hungrr too.
I don’t see the fail here….
there is cheese
It’s just not a fail
The fail is that there was room for some more wine on the empty red space.
there’s always room for more wine
All right! Good old Beerios!
had chocolate porridge mixed only with vodka a few years back, can still taste it
Eew, I think I’d draw the line at that!
breakfast of champions
doh! its already up there
Breakfast of champions, oblivion as a bonus.
You say you mixed it only with vodka. What else should have gone with it?
should have started with beer I guess, maybe buttmilk
You mean buttwater?
Hair o’ the dog, I suppose.
BLLLLLAAAAAARRRRGGGGGG!!!!!! clean up isle 6
This is a win surely?
I’m with you. Definitely a win.
The sun should be over the yardarm by about 11am, which is about my breakfast time, so I agree. Win.
retail therapy
therapeutic retaliation?
revenge is a dish best served with wine and beer and wine and some beer
I’m with the “Sounds like a good breakfast to me” camp. ^_^ Makes it easier to deal with all the assholes out there….
are you a proctologist?
or do you play poker with bums?
liquor in the front poker in the rear
hahaha
I bet that comment surprised you, right?
Are you insinuating that sailors do it the other way around?
That’s something for a sailor to answer…
*hums ‘In the Navy’*
friends with pro, no doubt
don’t be silly pro has no friends
at least no sober ones
He has lots of friends. Ok, they’re older men and what they do is painful for pro’s rear but they’re friends, right?
friends to the end *hums ‘In the Navy’*
Its a catchy tune, sexually transmitted of course
Friends will be friends
When youre in need of love they give pro care and attention…
and money
Just enough to buy a bus ticket for the way home to mom’s basement.
LOL!!!!!!
Good one!
more like an epic win
wine followed by a beer followed by some more wine then some cheeze and finish it off with one more beer. i wish i was cool enough for that kind of breakfast
I find air conditioning makes me cool enough.
where’s that F-ing Moomin? I’m starting to think he has grown tired of failure
He’s fixing up a flat.
Will I do?
hmm jam and cheese
One moment, I think I have a moomin avatar somewhere…
…There it is!
Hello!
Morning! Sorry to say that, that’s just not the same. How dare Mikey to miss TWO mornings?! I hope he has a attestation!
*inserts ‘n’*
As a physician, I can provide him with one. Of course, it will be a false attestation so I will have to write down a nasty disease.
Make it a bit embarrassing for him, will you? He needs some punishment for leaving us alone.
Gah! He gave me an infestation
Curse doctors and their stereotypical bad handwriting.
you most certainly do
I most certainly doodoo?
That’s a bit personal!
Too much info…
(Morning!)
GCF started it.
)
(Morning
I’ll probably end it too as usual
(afternoon!)
I planned to write something just to be the one ending it this time.
(Afternoon? Where are you today?)
GMT +2, South Africa
I thought you were from the Czech Republic. Or somewhere close to that…
MWAH HA HA!
I’m finishing now.
Almost…
Nearly…
OH GOD…
Umph!
Now I’m done.
Don’t forget to wipe.
HAHA…
I think you’re confusing my actions with something dirty.
jam, you do look a bit sticky.
Well jam, what did you do? Or rather: Do I want to know what you really did?
I was finishing my tea of course! It was really good tea.
I’ll have what she’s having.
Warm tea in an Uroclub that is shaped like E.T.’s finger?
It was HOT tea. Warm tea is just a wee bit tepid for me.
It sounded like she was getting some T & A.
Tits and arse? As long as they’re not the moobs on the next fail!
easy does it, you don’t want to strain too much, could be detrimental
No strain no gain.
no strain no stain
no stain no pain
can cause migrain
don’t we all, some more than others. All this cheese for breakfast has upset my stomach? You on the weetabix?
I’ve had my Weetabix but I do have tea I can spray across the screen today.
Hey me too! Coffee just makes it more difficult to direct the flow I find
*pokes gannyflaps*
*makes note to never ever do that again*
You appear to be missing your middle?
It’s far too fun here to grow tired of it.
thats a win… a tasty one!
and of course my thats has an `
Yeah how is that possibly a fail… hahh
This is just a shameless advertisement for Bounty paper towels, don’t fall for it!
Woo, 66.8wpm.
Ugh 45.5 I must be retarded.
It’ll never work, though, cos they’ve changed their name to ‘Plenty’.
You’d be sad too, if you had a Bounty on your head.
I’m usally here in the afternoon. Come join me!
Its got all the major food groups, fruit dairy and beer.
Now if only that blank space said vodka or rum.
most of mine do
its a win
Actually, that looks like a Win.
win?
cat?
meow?
One man’s breakfast is another man’s breakliver.
That’s a man’s breakfast win!
Notice how beer is listed twice. Certainly all part of a healthy breakfast.
Wine is also listed twice that means….
Labeling fail. That is a breakfast WIN.
WIN
Fair and balanced as always.
Part of a balanced breakfast! Don’t froget the crack!
WIN
LOL< must be in Germany!
RT
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What I truly like is the paper towels under the sign. It’s just the store of fail.
Looks like Safeway.
I have that every morning for breakfast. Wel… that and Owl. Its the exact diet of Thomas Edison (with the owl added).
With an owl!
(clickie)
I don’t get it?? Where’s the fail?
http://www.threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2008-09-29
Shit, extreme breakfast WIN.
Actually it is exreme breakfast WIN
That’s a win. I would have this.
This sign was brought to you by the department of redundancy department.
Besides the obvious fact that wine, beer, and cheese are apparently the only breakfast items this place sells, why put “wine” and “beer” twice?
Recommended dosage win.
I just don’t see a Fail here at all.
Good morning!
They just forgot the Cigarettes
“DUDE! We got sooo RIPPED this morning at Denny’s! You shoulda been there! They even had CHEESE!”
That looks like the Safeway in Adams Morgan in DC…
Cheese and W(h)ine..mmmmm and for dessert..BEER
I don’t care what anyone says, this is a textbook epic win. o_O
You mean no one doesn’t have wine, beer and cheese for breakfast? Oh crap, I’ve been doing it wrong then.
Breakfast of champions!
breakfast win
So… it’s a fruit, a grain and a dairy…most of your basic food groups represented there.Throw in a slim jim and it’s the perfect breakfast.
cheese win!
BREAKFAST WIN!!
Wishing to join the chorus of “what’s wrong with that, sounds like great breakfast to me” lines.
Uhhhhh……….WIN!!
Breakfast WIN!
How is that fail? Idiots.
Isn’t that the same store that sells Bread and Bread?
Forget the Tropicana! Hand me a Bud!
There’s a scene in M*A*S*H where Hawkeye goes into Rosie’s Bar and orders a beer and a bowl. He opens a package of Rice Krispies and pours the beer on them. He listens to the bowl and says, “The breakfast of ex-champions. Snap Crackle, and Burp.”
Might as well get some liver too …
That is Safeway. LOL!
Are you kidding? This is a total WIN.
Actually….. this is a win in my field!
Dunno…sounds like a pretty good breakfast to me.
Ditto.
*shrug*
It’s my usual.
CHEESE FTW!!!
Win
I love a hearty breakfast of cheese, beer, and wine.
Helps get my engine running for my lunch of cheese, beer, and wine.
how can you drink all day if you don’t start in the morning?
WHY FAIL!
Looks like a WIN to me!
fail?!? i call that success!
This just reminds me of Spanglish.
“Mom, it’s not even noon yet!”
no this is a win
I would say this is a breakfast WIN. LOL. How could you go wrong?
totally healthy. beer has the grain, wine gives you the fruit and the cheese gives you all the dariy. its a balanced meal *BU-RRRRRRP!* crap im all out of budwies… i mean cereal.
Epic breakfast win, not fail!
I prefer cheese, beer, cheese, wine, cheese, and beer for breakfast.
I don’t see fail in that picture, those are ingredients for traditional Finnish breakfast(except wine and cheese)
…The breakfast of champions!
Wine fail, beer win. The cheese can go with an ice cold Hef.
fail…they forgot the cigarettes in that red slot
All I got to say is HAHA. That shit is for real dog. Damn they got some funny shiz on this website.
I’ll hit you guys up laters. Realizit! Pce
My kind of breakfast.
sounds like breakfast to me
Anyone else thinking this is a win?
WIN
Wine, beer, wine, beer, cheese, beer. Sounds like an average day at the grocery store. Good thing they aren’t pushing unhealthy products. If they were, I wouldn’t shop there.
Bet he has wiiiiiiiiiine with his cornflakes.
Thats not fail, thats WIN
In that order, is Breakfast Win
well they do say would you like some cheese with that wine
but its more like
would you like some cheese and more wine how bout to much beer
must be a college town
Breakfast WIN!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL imagine having cheese for breakfast
speak for yourself.
Good ol’ cheese
LOL
cheese for brekfast=WIN
everything else=FAIL
fail? who dosen’t have cheese and wine for breakfast!?
Im confused, how is this a fail? Sounds like a well rounded breakfast to me
breakfast of champions!!!!
they got it all wrong:(
its beer beer wine wine cheese cheese
Sounds like the breakfast menu from Withnail and I.
hmmmm…sounds like how my friends mom starts everyday.