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I don’t see the FAIL here. Is it just me?
So who won?
The knockout did. It’s a knockout WIN!
*facepalm*
*faceplant*
*eggplant*
*heartpalm*
*bellybutton*
*pushesZurack’sbigredbutton*
OH SHIT! *RUNS*
Didn’t you read the Memo?
DON”T PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON EVER !!!
——————————–
|Project Doomsday starting|
——————————–
Loading… 10%…
Goodbye Mars!
Hope the QA testers got it right this time and it doesn’t choke at 96% like last time.
*bangs on the hatch of BondFan’s Deep Nuclear Bunker*
Let Me IN!!! OPEN UP!!!! We’re all gonna DIE!
*looks at watch*
He should be out of school by now!
I bet he following girls around the streets again!
*curls up in a ball & awaits THE END!*
*bring Skwerlly a cooler filled with drinks and sandwiches*
Don’t worry… it will be a quick end if it works. Let BondFan have his fun… it will be his last bit of it.
80%… 90%… Loading complete. Press Enter to continue.
Enter.
Sandman.
*squeezes eyes shut, waits for KABOOM*
Huh? Where’s the kaboom… there was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.
*grabs a sandwich and starts eating.*
Saying Enter gets you nothing.
*presses Enter*
*chokes on sandwich*
It’s been nice knowing you Skwerlly. BondFan, I hope your having fun wherever you are.
*opens eyes*
Didn’t you say COOKIES?
*munch munch* Mmm, decent sandwich, but….
*rummages through cooler*
How come there’s no… Awww Maaaan!!
Where’s the cookies?
Here. I nicked them off of Avis when she stole my chase. I don’t think she knew she had them.
*hands over cookies and a piece of lint*
Project Doomsday starting…
Enter Password:
Pasword.
*Types in Allen Ludden*
*Presses enter key*
2 incorrect tries. Next incorrect try aborts program.
Sorry I’m late!
*opens hatch*
GO GO GO GO! Move it! Doomsday is here¬
Why yes, yes I am. No need to run.
You can’t abort the program – it’s irreversible, like my raincoat!
Im sorry… What did I miss?
Oh is it doomsday!?
Oh shit… Theres so many things I didn’t do!!!
LIKE SUICIDE!!!
*rushes in*
Thanks. You must be hungry after chasing the girls. Sandwiches and drink?
Why thank you.
*wolfs down sandwich and chugs down drink*
Now then. Who’s up for a game of charades while we wait for Doomsday to pass?
Incorrect password entered too many times.
Program aborted.
Sure… But I want to be on the team of someone good. Preferably having a nice body…
*starts drooling*
Does Doomsday pass? If so, what’s after that?
Maybe Cam? The Avatar is “cute”
at least, maybe you’ll get lucky &
Cam isn’t a diminutive for Cameron.
After you pass dooms day you make a right at Dick’s Halfway Inn.
…or Cameroon,
since we have Khartoum somewhere down below
(or above, I’ve lost track)
*sits & thinks for a bit*
OK! It’s “Doomsday” today, so that means
yesterday was “The Day of Reckoning” &
tomorrow is “The Day to End All Days!”
But Saturday is still National Corn Dog Day, right?
If not, I’ve wasted $$ on a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Yeah I prefer this Avatar…
*presses reset button and then hits the monitor couple of times*
So that’s why the Republic Army failed. See kids, that’s why cloning will never be successful in the future. I’m a conservative yes.
sod this – odobo
presses Zurack’s big red button again :_
Muhuhahahahahahahahahahaha
evil reigns –
*password hint:
“The ship that sails in the night, once on the river of soil, never to be mentioned in the place of our fathers – who am I?”
You ppl seriously didn’t have anything better to do then acting out a dooms day scenario in the comments section?
EPIC FAIL!!
*computer short circuits and launches nukes anyways*
*facefloor* KO²!
Actually, I think the referee is declared the winner in situations such as these.
The house wins all ties?
Yep.
Even bow ties?
Even Tai Bo
I’ll have a mai tai, Bo.
Why does Bo have your tie?
Only because Bo loves Tae Kwon Do.
That ho Jo loves me mo – Whoa!
No pro bo, tough yo mo is a ho!
That Jo is no ho, she jus’ blow ya know?
Ahhhhhhhhhh, it WAS March 14!!!
*dejectedly* :sigh: yeah, I know…
I cooked & cleaned up and I didn’t
get a nice card or even an I.O.U.!
You cooked on March 14th? You weren’t supposed to cook for yourself!
That’s why you had to take care of “part 2″ by yourself too.
She had a “stomach virus” and all the lil’ skwerllies were hungry..what am I s’posed to do? [Dogs might be able to do the "part 2" themselves, skwerls... not so much].
You can’t do #2 yourself?
He should try some Visine.
*offers Skwerlly some leftover White Day treats*
Knocked-up FTW
I’d rather be a knock-OUT FTW!
*takes your hand and raises it high*
Heee….!
(Ok…testing sneaky way to get my website link back…)
The comments with “authorsite” eventually posted, but the link fails to a tripod error page.
Grrrrrr!
Yes, I tried several different things before finding one that works.
*places both Admiral and Dragon inna scissor lift*
*waves from waaaaaaaaaay down here*
Hey – can you guys see the world starting to end from up there? It was loaded 90% last time I checked…
no, i think each person failed and won at the same time. this creates a paradox that will destroy the world in approximately 3 seconds.
FALCOOOOOOON PAAAAAAAAWWWWWNNNNNNNNNCHHHHHH!!!!
Ken tai i-chi (5 points to whomever gets that.)
Ken’s tai is itchy
Which one is Ken?
The ref?
The one with the sword.
…but the Ken is mightier…
…than the “S” word…
Word…
… kanji.
剣
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT Happened?
Ill take swords for 600 Alex.
*Will award points to the reference identifier.*
What is is the unique identifier which may be available for
a particular literature content reference? Alex.
I’ll take wakizashi for 500, Alex.
*buzzes in faster that WhoaNellie/Change*
What is a traditional Japanese sword with a shōtō blade between 30 and 60 cm? Alex
Im sorry the question was what is a reference to the SNL
jeopardy parody. SB the board is yours.
But… I thought this was the New Hit Show
“** Cookie Eating with Lesser Known
or Down on their Luck Celebrities! **”
*sighs*
Alex, (Gosh so many Choices!) I’ll take
“WTF is That Guy Wearing Red Clogs,
Underwear and a Helmet For?” for $200
*hums tune from ‘Jeopardy’*
Ear
>gasp!<
Worm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uses wakizashi to slice Ear Worm into pieces suitable for Traditional Ear Worm Soup.
OWNED. But I prefer anal bum covers.
Don’t be using the “S” word on this site!
The Nite Live ain’t no good life,
but that’s no lady, it’s my wife.
You know that I Ken Lee without you!
That comment had your original link, and it eventually posted, too.
Yah, I figured that would happen. That’s why I needed a different solution. Those ^^ didn’t work.
(cliche warning!)
In the west we would say “The perfect storm”
I just realized my typo too.
*pulls hyphen out from above. Throws it into the bukkit, stirs*
KERSPLORCH
the guardians win!
(obscure halo reference)
I guess you didn’t watch the video and just wanted to drop a quick comment?
enjoy that glass of Haterade buddy. sip it slooooowly.
What makes this picture funny is the FAIL is probably undetected by many who will see it. The FAIL, kind sir, is the came toe located at the base of the weiner. This is a classic hermaphroditic FAIL. Duh!
pwnt – bringing back a classic!
Pwnts have feelings too people!
Fan of my work eh? I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.
“what makes this picture funny is the fail”
hmmm that’s odd i really thought this was a video my mistake
win
I lol’d, at least.
Horton was just being a D-bag. He is trying to insult me for being first, by bringing up previous posts that I have made into this thread. It’s not working.
I’m with Avis on this one.
*is not entirely sure Jason is wrong on this one*
I’m always wrong! >:(
I’m with Avis on this one.
Looks like you have the beginnings of a support group Jason.
Merely for stop posting so much and quit replying to comments nasty towards me. That does not really deserve a support group.
Hey…the first step is admitting you have a problem. Well done.
Hello Jason.
Ooookaaayyy…whatever.
Except that once.
Nah, I’m grumpy about another thing that has upset me for the past two hours, no need for the Haterade.
Would you care to elaborate?
Yes, please do elaborate!
It will give something further to either:
- pretend to care about,
- to comment on,
- or to laugh at.
Or ignore completely.
Don’t forget “ignore completely”.
And expose myself in the world of the Internet, leading to making me an emo loser, a lifeless loner and a stupid moron?
I’m in!
Okay, it was my internet connection that I had to hurt my back to get it fixed. The damn thing never connects until you bang it against the wall.
*opts for ignore completely*
*opts for ignore completely*
*but bursts out laughing*
*black ops for plausible deniability*
You asked for it in the first place, don’t you go away now.
(Well, there goes ignore completely for me…)
Part of me is glad it wasn’t more serious,
and part of me is – well, I almost hate to say it – annoyed that it was somewhat anti-climactic.
You asked for it, don’t come off dissapointed.
I was hoping for violence. Lots of it. And maybe donuts.
Yeah! Re-post it with donuts in the story. It’s the Internet, we’ll never know…
*whistles a little tune*
*looks at ceiling*
That’s what she said.
Yeah, I think that this would be a knowckout win.
Well, two wrongs don’t make a right, but evidently two wins make a fail.
agreed
then i guess that’s your FAIL!!!!!
i saw this on digg and thought “what does the word fail have to do with any of this”
then i realized thats the only way to shoehorn it into a gimmick site like this
Yes.
I don’t see anything either
the fail is that they both knocked eachother out.
I used to see this only in cartoon.
You see things in cartoon? I think you need to see a doctor about that.
I think he meant he used to see it only in Khartoum.
He said it’s ok as long as I don’t see things in Artoon.
Did you see the nutrition value on the Carton?
lol bas rutten
lol Claus Shootin’
Ah hell, lol Rasputin for gosh sakes…
Double K.O. win.
Taking it on the double chin.
Can you hear me?
*admires Avis in an entirely new light*
Helloooo?
So when did you go back to the big red button?
The button is always with me, always in my heart, always looooving me…
*raises one eyebrow and looks at Zurack askance*
Oh, hey Ance! Avis said to ask you something…
You might want to push his mustache aside whilst looking at him askance – it tends to get in the way.
*giggles*
*dances around the ring, jabbing and feinting*
*finds an opening*
*SQUEEEEEEEEEZE!!!*
*gets knocked out*
*is greatly conflicted*
I could kneel down and check on DW and attempt to revive her.
or
I could stand back watching to she how long she’s out.
or
I could run away and pretend I saw nothing.
*panics & worries that no matter what action I take that AA will whack me with a shiny spatula*
* also pretends to be knocked out & drops to the ground*
*Like the Good Witch from the Wizard of Oz, hovers above Dragonwriter and Skwerrly Bob, waving wand back and forth, until they awaken*
*awakens to find the Good Witch has given yet another boon*
I figured out a way to link (sort of) back to my website without being considered spam! WOOHOO!!
*arrives on a flying chaise longue with a moosehead attached to it*
*sneaks past the dreaded spambushes, they catch you by surprise*
*SQUEEZE*
*clicks heels together three times and vanishes*
*sqeeezes life back into you*
*opens eyes*
Good news, darling…I’m no longer spam!
I have to admit, it really bothered me that actual viral spam was allowed to get through while my harmless little site was blocked.
I’m smarter than the filters, though.
Test.
*gives the Admiral an A+!*
I don’t understand why the URL for your site causes a comment to be trapped in the filter, while a longer URL that has the exact same string passes through the filter.
Dragon, do you use your website address as your e-mail address? Maybe if both are the same the filter thinks it’s spam?
Noop. I tried a couple of different ones and they didn’t show up.
…Prolly will in about an hour, though. :p
This comment just made my day. Thanks Avis!
Happy to help!
Help to happy!
Ground control to Major Tom!
Can you hear Who, Major Tom?
please explain the reference… this seems like anon sequitur to me… or am I just stupid?
*sigh* Ever read children’s books when you were a kid?
Yes, all the time. I guess I missed this one?
There’s no reason to sigh… unless this is some really well known book and I’ll slap myself for not remembering…
I don’t get it either.
Hammy! Really? A. Who asking Horton if he can hear her?
Ah. I didn’t read a lot of Dr. Seuss as a child. Although I did particularly enjoy “One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish”.
Hammy, the movie came out about a year ago!
Yeah, but I also didn’t notice your name was A. Who. Or even that his was Horton. A testament to my finely honed powers of observation.
Q. What is the question?
A. Who is asking?
Yes.
What is the Capital city of Guinea Bissau?
The answer will knock your socks off.
REALLY WELL KNOWN. They made it into a movie not too long ago. It has an elephant in it?
Wait a minute, isn’t this the plot of Rocky 8????
I thought he was fighting the others in the retirement home in that one?
Rocky and Mr T take on the Sunshine Home!
I pity the fool who soils his. . . never mind.
No Winner
Ticket Holder Lose
Lol
olo
101
101 Car Stealing for Dummies
01101100 01101111 01101100
(hoping the blogmonster doesn’t eat this one!!)
10010011 10010000 10010011
There! I gave you a complement!
quote-box-quote. I like it.
(Yes, I do get the joke. I’m not just being dumb)
00101010 01110011 01101101 01101111 01101111 01101111 01100011 01101000 00100001 00101010
00101010 01010000 01001111 01010101 01001110 01000011 01000101 00100001 00100001 00101010
010011010111100100100000011000110110111101101101011011010110010101101110011101000010000001101000011000010111001100100000011000100110010101100101011011100010000001100101011000010111010001100101011011100010000001100010011110010010000001110100011010000110010100100000010000100100111101000111001000000110110101101111011011100111001101110100011001010111001000100001
Aww poor Zurack, but that monster never stops. . .
00101010 01110111 01100001 01101100 01101011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110111 01100001 01111001 00100000 01110001 01110101 01101001 01100011 01101011 01101100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01100001 01110110 01100101 01110010 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100101 01111001 01100101 01110011 00101010
01001111 01101000 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100001
01010111 01100101 01101100 01101100 00101100 00100000 01100100 01110101 01101000 00100001 00100000 00111010 01110000
OK, I used the binary translator. But wouldn’t it have been easier to just type “Well, duh! :p”?
Easier…? Of course!
But, where’s the fun in easy?
…Okay, don’t answer that. I already know.
01000001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01111010 01100101 01110010 01101111 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100001
*whines petulantly*
You guys!!! I don’t understa-a-a-a-a-nd!
01000001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101000 01110101 01110010 01110100 00101110
01001001 00100000 01100001 01100111 01110010 01100101 01100101 00101110 00101110
49 20 70 72 65 66 65 72 20 68 65 78 61 64 65 63 69 6d 61 6c 20 6d 79 73 65 6c 66 2e 2e 2e 0d 0a
Googling “binary translator” should solve that pretty quickly!
*whispers*
You mean you guys are really communicating? Dayum! I thought ya was just messin’ with ones and zeroes!
Sure, if you want to take the easy way out.
101 Cremations
01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100
There’s only 10 types of people who understand binary!
That did come out as it was meant to! *roffles*
*copters*
SOI
SOY SAUCE
SOILENT GREEN!
Im in ur noun, verb-ing ur related noun.
noun, noun, there’s no need to be like that.
Where’s the Admiral…? I have a preposition for him…
Does it involve removing articles of clothing?
In conjunction with other things, yes…
Since we are in agreement, I’ll save up my interjections for tonight.
You have infinitive patience…me, I can’t wait!!
Oh, I didn’t mean to predicate that I don’t have an interjection or two ready for you now.
Oh, I didn’t mean to predicate that I don’t have a few interjections ready for you now!
You mean…you want a conjugational visit?
I’ll be right over.
I look forward to your arrival; this will be intense.
If your voice is indicative of your mood, I think I’ll be saying goodbye to my socks very shortly.
*takes your hand and guides it…*
As you can tell, I have a pronounced desire to be with you.
Now THAT…is no dangling modifier!
And if you look in my eyes, you’ll see that you are the first person in my heart.
If you look into my eyes, you will see your complement.
I pity the fool who soils his. . . never mind.
01101001 01101101 01101001 01110100 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100111 01110010 01100101 01100001 01110100 01100101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 01101101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100110 01101100 01100001 01110100 01110100 01100101 01110010 01111001
We still got it.
*takes aikiwaza’s offering and zooms away*
Hey come back!
*Gives chase*
*takes chase*
Damn it! Now I have no chase AND no offering.
*looks between Avis and Jam*
Now I don’t know who to go after.
*To Avis and Jam*
You could have compensated me somehow.
*yells “thanks” as she runs*
*hangs head in shame*
I’m sorry ancestors. I have failed as a male.
*offers Aikiwaza a cookie*
It’s magic, they come from the source.
The source?! *looks around for Christopher* Can you show me this… source?
*pouts*
I miss Christopher.
And no, I can’t, it’s magic. Remember?
Yes it did… damned close enough
“There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t”
Now THAT’s what I was trying to say! HAHA.
That’s the problem with binary random number generators – you never know if they’re working right.
Geesh. Nesting FAIL. I started the binary run, and here I am, waaaaaaaaaay down here…
Life is a 01100010 01101111 01111000 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101111 01100011 01101111 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100101 01110011 for sure.
Life is a chair of bowlies?
That’s a negatory on that one, Judy.
Please try again at your earliest inconvenience.
But I never know what I’m going to get!
*hands Judy a box of chocklits*
Same idea…but yummier.
Thanks, Dragon! Aww, they’re shaped like shamrocks! How festive!
You should stick with Reese’s Pieces. Only a one in three chance.
49 20 77 61 73 20 67 6f 69 6e 67 20 74 6f 20 73 61 79 20 49 20 6c 69 6b 65 20 62 61 73 65 20 36 34 20 69 6e 20 62 61 73 65 20 36 34 20 62 75 74 20 66 6f 72 20 73 6f 6d 65 20 72 65 61 73 6f 6e 20 74 68 65 20 64 61 6e 67 20 62 6c 6f 67 20 77 6f 6e 27 74 20 6c 65 74 20 6d 65 20 64 6f 20 74 68 61 74 2e 2e 2e
Box of chocolates?
Oh, the magic of mirrors!
This doesn’t look real even a little bit. The guy on the right didn’t even make contact with the guy on the left’s head…
They both think they’re getting paid to throw the fight, but the real winner is the bookie who bet on 00 green…
Play it with a player that you can run it slow and pause. You will see that although there is a split second difference in the landing of the blows, both connected fairly damned hard!
If looks could kill they probably will…
Jeux sans frontières.
Am I the only one who thinks they’re clones?
Yes.
I think they’re Rock ‘em Sock ‘em robot skin jobs.
It was Jack Johnson vs. John Jackson!
No jokes about my avatar!
It was a futurama joke, but ok.
I was going to but now that you said something…
+ n’t
yes?
Either that, or one of them is an evil twin.
It’s like those damn cheap Xmas lights: when one goes out, they all go out!
Boxing ring o’ roses
A docket full of poseurs.
Action, action –
They all fall down.
Olympic sychronized boxing.
That really works well with clones, you hit one, the other hurts too, (psychic connection and all). So you knock out one the other one falls too!
Um…. NO
It’s on the web therefore it must be real.
No no no… It’s photoshopped!
NOT say I!
Myself, I don’t trust anyone whose name is …
But – as I’ve said so many times – I’m funny that way.
But look at the pixels, B2th! And the shadows!
Duck, I says.
Wabbit I says!
Duck Season!
Wabbit!!
Fire!
*BLLAAM*
Let’s try that again shall we…?
*grabs Aikiwaza’s rifle and points it to Avis* “Wabbit season!”
*moves gun barrel aside* Maybe we should be hunting… the hunter!
*looks at aikiwaza*
*Sticks finger into rifle barrel*
*evil laugh*
YIPES!
*turns to run and steps on a rake, tries again steps on a shovel*
*Gets anvil ready* just, in case we need it
*writes to the Acme corporation for more explosives and rockets*
*Hides behind big rock, waiting for the roadrunner*
*paints a tunnel entrance on the cliff wall*
*lays out complex plans to capture Avis AND Dragon*
*Starts building said contraption*
Now all I need to do is wait.
Meep meep.
Ties self to rocket, lights fuse. *is propelled into side of Fail Mountain*
Somehow survives 35G impact with solid rock object and falls 350 ft to canyon floor…..
*saunters by and watches curiously as aiki is caught in his own trap, flung over a cliff, and lands in a puff of dust only to have a boulder fall on his head*
Pushes 17 tons of solid rock off of head, dusts self off. Tries again.
*sits on branch, looking over Aikiwaza’s shoulder at plans*
So, do you think that will actually work?
*walks away slightly smaller and thinner*
Hi. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is mud.
Gives B2th a small umbrella to hold over his head.
*also gives him a sign that says “Mother!” in teeny print*
*watches entire thing with jaw dropped on the floor and eyes popped out*
*picks up BF’s eyeballs, wipes off dirt*
Oh, cool, new marbles! Anybody wanna play?
Play with BF marbles? No thank you, I’ll pass.
label them as potatoes and
they’ll get lots of action
*hands bombs to BF, who places them in eye sockets*
*smiles, then looks in mirror*
*yelps and tongue sticks out*
*explodes*
54 68 61 74 27 73 20 6b 69 6e 64 61 20 66 75 6e 6e 79 20 62 65 63 61 75 73 65 20 69 66 20 79 6f 75 20 68 61 64 20 62 6f 62 6d 73 20 66 6f 72 20 65 79 65 73 20 79 6f 75 20 77 6f 75 6c 64 6e 27 74 20 72 65 61 6c 69 7a 65 20 69 74 20 62 79 20 6c 6f 6f 6b 69 6e 67 20 69 6e 20 61 20 6d 69 72 72 6f 72 2e 2e 2e
Neo turns to look for a vase, and as he does, he knocks over a vase of flowers, which shatters on the floor.
Neo is in the wrong blog.
What’s up with the name change up there, Avis?
And Neo: don’t worry about the vase.
must remember that role playing games unrelated to the fail do not belong on this blog!
Of course they don’t, silly. Have a cookie.
Pesky, I says.
I say it’s spinach, and I say the hell with it!
You dont say?
Why do I have to find it for you? Do I have a bigger Internet than you do, or something?
I had to look twice to see if I had linked this reply wrong…
WTF!? No WTF extra today??? WTF!!!!!!!!!
Sadly we don’t get them everyday. Not to mention some people have been complaining about them as if they physically hurt them. I hope the powers that be don’t listen to the nay sayers.
We can fight the Doomsayers and bring back the WTF! Even if it kills them!! (hopefully it kills them)
even if it annoys them?!
I’ll be hope!! I already have the feathers!!
I’ll be change!! As long as they’ll do all transactions in Krugerrands.
..or goats
*gets My required name’s goat*
*flees with goat*
No!! I need to get my stuff out of storage! (Oh wait, it’s too late anyway…)
But…but…
I said to my soul, be still, and wait for a hope without feathers
For any other hope would be hope in the wrong thing….
Love is most nearly itself
When here and now cease to matter.
Go, go, go, said the bird: human kind
Cannot bear very much reality.
My ex should of been in there with them, she never goes down.
Hey! Same goes here! We could do a match with your wife and mine! The crowd would surely love a full 10 round fight! We could get rich just betting against any early knockouts.
I’d like her, I only blow guys that know “should have” from “should of”.
I’d like her ^ , since I wood have.
I wonder if “last” knows this is the last comment?
….
The fail is that they aren’t both covered in tats. Wait … that’s a win!
So, THIS is what happens when narcoleptics box. . .
Nah! The RED BULL they both drank earlier had the exact same expiration date!
They never need the sleeper hold.
Geez, You all act as if you’ve never seen a pair of worn out boxers before.
I think you came up a little short(s) on that one.
Let’s debrief him on how it’s done.
Just give me a sec, I’m a little out of breath and panty.
I wunderwear someone would find the help on pun usage?
I think this could end up being a draw(ers).
*laughes and Knickers*
Oooh, that laugh gives me the skivvies…
I missed the start of this pun run. Could I be one of those late bloomers?
It appears so.
Oh well, Erin go braless everyone!
Sure Marius, just be cautious of the commando squad.
Gee, this string of puns is Everlasting.
Thall we thing a thilly thong??
(Thorry, I have thomething caught between my teeth.)
You’re just Garder’ing for attention aren’t you Admiral?
Forgot the ‘T’ shirt, sorry.
“Garder”….???
You are so hosed.
Are you stocking me Dragon?
Of corset looks that way, but I’m really not.
Somebody sock that Fairy!
Are you afraid B2th? You look a little pasty.
Ok, I’m going to need to to sit nightgown there and stay!
*Needs Teddy bear*
Puts B2th under armour for security.
I’ll keep it a Secret!
I think this pun is getting a llitle out of Hanes.
Trying to Jockey for position there?
Fine I will just sit back and enjoy the show.
*eating a banana, in a hammock*
I think they both prayed to god to help them win the fight, and god is just plain sick of that shit.
I hereby nominate sofaking for a Theological Win, Series 5, Gold Star 3.7.
LOL They both thought they coulda been theological contender!
I think this fight was fixed
I still think that it was moving.
Well, it was nice, but it’s not like I teared up or anything…
Fixed as in Darwin Award winners?
fixed as in fake?
Mixed as in make?
kix make you great?
No, mixed, as in drink. Strategist, what time does the bar open on St. Paddy’s day?
Judy wants to know, too.
The bar is always open for Judy, but Victoria I am going to need to see some ID.
but that would reveal her secret!
BTW: Why there are no Jesus awards?
The award committee is still waiting for one of the Darwin winners to resurrect.
I heard it was time for them to make a comeback.
I heard it’s the time of the season for zombies.
because in order to get a jesus award, you would have to cure the blindness of someone
but regarding chuck norris awards, no man get them as it can only be obtained by beating him in a fight, wich is IMPOSSIBLE, HE IS WIN INCARNATE
you do not whoop chuck norris, he whoops you
Nope, definitely still broken. Look how they just lie there.
You are lying, just like them.
Maybe were all lying. Maybe the world is made up of a big circle of lies. Hmmmm.
Natures way of killing off clones
Boef!
WIN
Something doesn’t seem right, the guy on the right doesn’t looks like he got hit very hard. Set up?
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DEFENSE, dun dun. DEFENSE!
No way . . .
has anyone here seen the movie Sgt. Bilko?!
Ground control to Major Thorn
i’m speechless… So beautiful
Fatality
A happy St. Paddy’s Day to all my failpeeps.
I propose a toast. (The fiftieth of the day).
Wishing you were all here!
Hi, Loz!
*hugs Loz*
If you’re proposing to toast, I’m thinking you’ve had enough for one day!
:p
Happy St. Paddy’s Day, Loz!
Slainte!
Sláinte!
*dances around the nested thread*
*keeps BFF away from the drink*
*snarfs drink*
*joins the dance*
*joins, starts reel of three*
So are we Loz, so are we!
Happy St. Paddy’s Day!
Happy St. Patricks Day!
That’s a damned lot of toast Loz!
Dry or do you spread something on it?
Peanut Butter, Jam, Margarine, Marmalade?
Drink somethin’ ta wash it down my dear!
Engelbert Humperdinck – Can’t Take My Eyes Off You
Humphrey the Humpbackwhale – Can’t Get My Arms Around You
It’s a win/fail situation
Love the guy that says, “BOOF!” when they hit each other. XD
Double KO
Oh come on! This is most likely a fake! Just like “professional” Wrestling.
THIS IS SOOO00O0O0O0 OBVIOUSLY FAKED, D00D.
Brilliant!
For all the people who say this is fake, you are dead wrong. This is the second time that this happened in MMA. The clip is actually about a year old. Its is just a crappy fight where both of them dont know how to block and both get caught at the same time. The ref is actually a well know fighter named Shonie Carter.
This fight was ruled NC (No Contest) because both fighters were unable to continue.
WHERE THE HELL IS MY GHOUCK?? Fedor by armbar *cries*
Unbelievale!! This is CRAZY!
Weird, I’m going to Brazil for Unbelievale this year! It should be crazy!
When punching people in the head, no body wins.
FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“While the beginning of the universe was made thanks to a simultaneous Falcon Punch…internet theologians and scientists scour scrolls and the stars themselves for signs of two Falcon Punches of equal amounts of win, colliding.”
Latitude: 25.1811
Longitude: -80.3624
Well played smooth operations.
anon delivers anon
in king of fighters this is called : draw game
A lot of people here go for the first comment.
You know what Im going to get the last comment.
I don’t care if it takes 1000 comments Im going to get it.
And there’s nothing you can do about it.
Ahem.
Last.
Please get rid of the countdown and intro >_> It’s unnecessary, and it takes away from the general funniness of the video.
who the won? a’ha I know.. It’s the failblog.org
That’s a knockout double win!
Last.
I have to say this was an amazing ending. I mean, you don’t even know who wins. If it was a knock out, then I think it was for both. This was the fastest fight I have seen. Not to mention the comments. Just look at them. They lie down on the floor. Exhausted, the referee seems to be nervous. Not for anything, the fight was really a mess. No more comments about it.
WOW! That is hilarious! Who knew that could ever be done?
Definate double knockout win! Some people need to read a dictionary occasionally
wow…
Hey! Are you mocking me??
knockout fail or double knockout win?
Double KO. Duh.
Last..
Achievement Unlocked: Two Cannot Exist Together
Exhaust each other’s power
I count this as win.
look people the fail was that they are proper trained boxer they can take 40-60 hits they toke 1 each and got knocked out thats the fail
OMG. I did the exact same thing on Wii Sports in boxing!
I thought that only happened in Street Fighter…
Lolz….
WANKA!!!!!!!!!
Srry
I believe this is known as a “Cross Counter”.
Holy shit.
ha. soooo many comments and no chuck norris or hitchhikers guide to the galaxy refrences. this is a first. oh, crap, never mind.
its called a “No Contest” not a win.
Its not a knockout fail… Its a Knockout WIN!!
BUNGIE BEATDOWN!
wow your really dumb if you don’t see how that is a fail
there’s no winner!!!!!!!!!!haha
the reaction 2 that would have been hilarious
Apparently rules now account for double KOs… as being a technical draw, probably entirely thanks to this.
Last.
Absolute last.