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  1. ur mother says:

    this is really fail

  2. velvet says:

    How do you know that’s not his deformed ear?

  3. Natnie says:

    Maybe the driver’s seat is on the right, like in a UK or Australian car?

  4. Widget4nZ says:

    “Can you hear me now?”
    “Hold on lemme crash into this parked car, I might be able to hear you there”

  5. scotteh says:

    Also, don’t take pictures while driving!!!!! (I am excluded from that though. just FYI)

  6. Seraph says:

    Could be a really ugly earring

  7. FluffyB says:

    “Honestly Officer, I don’t know how my cellphone got there. But since it’s already there, do you mind if I quickly call my lawyer? …. Great, thank you Officer! …. Hey Bob, listen, I’m gonna have to call you back later…..”

  8. Mark says:

    “Hello? Yes… can you please tell me how I can properly remove the previous owner’s lame bumper stickers from my cool new truck?”

  9. blah says:

    No seatbelt either…

  10. Lummox JR says:

    How awesome would it be if a cop pulled him over and he tried to talk the officer into giving him a warning?

  11. Jim Davis says:

    Wow, 2 bumper stickers I agree 100% with!

    RT
    http://www.online-privacy.pro.tc

  12. Admiral Apparent says:

    Guns don’t kill people, drivers enraged at cars stopped at green lights kill people.

  13. Wisedome says:

    In fact he is standing still with the car at the traffic lights, he isn’t driving. Although the lights have switched to green, but you got to wait for him to finish the call.

  14. chez says:

    Guns don’t kill people… I do!

  15. Who? says:

    One could argue that this fail is actually a win.

  16. Reina says:

    That great. Doesn’t he realize that he’s got those stickers on his car?

  17. Phaet says:

    Why would anyone use a cell phone? That’s stupid.

  18. elculo says:

    That’s not a cellphone, it’s a gun. He’s just checking if it still sounds ok.

  19. hammykins says:

    As I head out to get my learner’s permit, this picture certainly makes me feel safe. :roll:

  20. Moygo says:

    I’m pretty sure that isn’t a cell a phone. I think he’s drink coffee. The angle of the bottom of the “phone” is more consistent with that of a coffee cup, also his hand looks like its supporting the weight of a cup not a phone.

  21. Bump says:

    Looks really photoshopped.

  22. capt. awesome says:

    Uh oh. Fred’s got a new celphone! He’s going on another rampage! Run!

    • Arthur Eld says:

      *l. Slightly related: In Germany the marketing guys for the cellphone industry thought it was a good idea to give that thing a cool, modern and short name. Therefore don’t think that the German you’re talking to is a moron just because he calls his cellphone “handy”.

  23. NUUUTE says:

    Both the cellphone and not wearing seat belts would get both people a ticket in California. Way to be safe.

  24. fun police says:

    zoom out to see jesus fish on bumper

  25. NUUUTE says:

    The third sticker, the dark circle, is his organ donor notification.

  26. doublebanker says:

    At least he wasn’t looking down at a text message coming into the red light!

    Daily Gif Blog

    DB

  27. Mookie says:

    That’s not a cellphone, it’s an iron.

  28. Wownik says:

    Hypocrite Fail.

    Needs to be shot.

  29. Omer says:

    I think the title should be Hypocrisy win.

  30. My required name says:

    He’s probably just calling the 3 kids in the bed of the pickup to make sure they’re OK.

  31. M00F00 says:

    ‘Sorry Ol’ Chaps. I don’t see wot the fail is. Wot’s wrong with a passenger talking on his mobile?

  32. epWINic says:

    seatbeltless?

  33. Confused says:

    Why pray tell, is this a fail? The owner of the truck is making a point. People that are distracted by talking on cellphones are often the cause of accidents on the road. That would be the “Guns don’t kill people, people talking on cellphones kill people” bumper sticker. The other bumper sticker also makes sense when you read it. “Hang up and drive” (which ties in very nicely with the whole idea of drivers that are distracted by talking on the cellphone). The only fail that I see on this page, are the comments from people not intelligent enough to realize what the bumper stickers mean.

    • aikiwaza says:

      I will assume that you didn’t notice…
      If you look at the driver he is on a cell phone while driving. That is the fail. In case it is hard to see there is a red arrow pointing to the driver with his cell phone.

      • caghs says:

        That’s assuming he or she IS the driver. Which assumes this photo is American.

        If this was taken in a country where folk drive on the left hand side (and the driver sits on the right), then the passenger is on the phone, not the driver.

        I know it’s hard to remember that there are places outside of America, but it’s true …

        • aikiwaza says:

          That might be true. I base my statement on the traffic lights. You can see the pole get thicker to the right, suggesting that the vertical part is on the right side. I would guess that this indicates that traffic is on the right side of the road, thus probably indicating North America. Since a great bit of Mexico’s light are sideways, it is unlikely that it was taken there, leaving America and Canada. Both of which that would be the driver. My guess is that this is an intersection that has 2 straight lanes and one right turn lane. This would mean that there might be a light on the vertical part of the pole for the right hand lane and that the 2 seen are for the other lanes, hence why they are to the left.
          But I’ve been wrong before.

          • caghs says:

            I’m also looking at the lights, but noticing that they tend to be on the left side, suggesting that they’re aimed at those driving on the left.

            I’ve seen lights like this in Adelaide, where the post is in the dividing island between the two sides of the dual-lane highway, with one branch going left and one going right, coming from a central post.

            Also, look at the rear-view mirror; it seems to be tilted to the right, suggesting the driver is on the right.

            Ultimately, we won’t know for sure unless the person who submitted the photo tells us. All I’m saying is that we shouldn’t assume it’s the driver on the phone (that’s assuming he or she IS on the phone, and not just scratching their ear … I’ve been caught out with that before when following behind someone).

          • caghs says:

            It’s also possible that he’s not holding a phone at all, but simply pressing the call button on his bluetooth.

            I know that talking on the phone at all (including bluetooth) while driving is illegal in some places, but in others, it’s legal to use a bluetooth or car kit.

            Then again, it’s possible that he or she IS talking on the phone while driving. There’s just not enough information in this picture to know for sure.

  34. Hoodis says:

    NOT FUNNY. Beside, it could be photoshoped

  35. paula says:

    this looks photoshopped

  36. caghs says:

    Every occur to anyone that this was taken in Europe or Australia, in which case it’s the passenger holding the phone?

    Just wondered, because the green lights are on the left, which suggest they’re driving on the left.

    • jam says:

      Note the thicker end of the pole. That’s a pretty long stretch.

    • RankMyTyping says:

      The rear view mirror does look like its angled more to the right… and there seems to be a sticker on the front left windshield that would probably inhibit the drivers vision if he were on the left…. hmmmmm

    • The TX says:

      I have to agree with the other guy – the internal mirror does look very much like it’s angled towards the person sitting on the left. Also, the style of those lights – they LOOK American too. Also, ‘Cellphone’ is a word that I associate with Americans too, dunno if Aussies call them cellphones or mobile phones.

      Also, ‘Europe’ doesn’t drive on the left, the UK does. Afaik, almost all of Europe apart from the UK drives on the right, same as the Americans.

      Apart from all that, good thinking caghs!

  37. Flame Blade says:

    Guns don’t kill people! Sega Light Guns do

  38. hello says:

    Hello, Pot? It’s me Kettle. You’re black.

  39. MushroomBerge says:

    HypoCRISPY

    Tasty win :D

  40. Scuba Dude says:

    I think this is North American.
    Take note of the rearview mirror, closer to the left side (driver side). Also, the man on the left seems to be leaning slightly right as if he was holding a steering wheel in his left hand. Plus, there are power lines on right hand side, could indicate there would be no traffic on the right, meaning other traffic is coming from their left, meaning they are on the right side of the road. Don’t forget this is a Ford Super Duty, as posted on the windsheild, which are very popular in North America.

  41. Win! says:

    Guns don’t kill people.
    People holding guns kill people.

  42. KB says:

    I took a similar picture ones (before I knew about failblog) except it was a small car with the sticker and someone on the phone.

  43. Scuba Dude says:

    *swipes ‘es’ and tosses up a ‘ce’*

  44. anon says:

    looks shooped to me >_>

  45. almightyzentaco says:

    Kathy is excited about who give birth without knowing their pregnant.

  46. Tranum says:

    Where I live, they’re apparently banning cell phones in cars. That is perfectly fine with me, as I have neither a cell phone nor a car.

  47. Avlee says:

    They’re missing the best one I’ve ever seen. “Would you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?”

  48. rawr says:

    this isn’t actually a fail in my country.

    the left side is the passenger seat over here, the steering wheel is on the right.

  49. DeathReaver says:

    Huh why is this hypocrisy because the passenger is the one on the mobile phone?

  50. John says:

    This really shows how idiotic Americans really are. It really illustrates how we seem to not care at all what other people think, and that we have no trouble being hypocrites.

  51. Taurin says:

    Well, d’uh! He’s obviously a hitman on a job.

  52. Juniper Jupiter says:

    I once drove behind a minivan with a bumper sticker that read “God is Pro-Life”.

    In said minivan were three kids…NONE of them were belted in. I couldn’t help but laugh at that.

  53. Mr. Burns says:

    Delicious irony!

  54. e says:

    In my opinion, the strongest proof for this being a valid “hypocrisy fail/win” is simply the fact that the photo was taken and put on the internet. (With or without the arrows and caption.)

    If you see a person driving a vehicle with a bumper sticker that says “SEAT BELTS SAVE LIVES” and they’re… wearing their seatbelt, are you going to give that a second thought? If the person with “I BRAKE FOR WILDLIFE” comes to a stop to let the turtle/duckling/armadillo cross the road, is that noteworthy? Of course not. (Annoying, in the latter case, maybe.) They’re doing exactly what they said they believe in.

    But – when people are acting in ways that directly contradict the views they choose to post all over their vehicles, THEN we take notice. THEN we say, “Man, I wish I’d gotten a video of that ‘CALM DRIVING SAVES LIVES’ idiot careening through traffic at 90 mph and running red lights.”

    *Someone* found this scene significant enough to take a picture of it. There is nothing remarkable or particularly attractive about the composition, so unless there was some interesting event that got cropped out, we can reasonably assume that the items in the picture indicate what the photographer found noteworthy. It’s positioned so that the cab of the truck, and its messages and contents, are the focal point of the photo – that’s what we’re supposed to look at.

    None of us were present when the photo was taken, but the photographer was. The photographer would know if the person on the phone was the driver or the passenger, and, possessing that knowledge, the photographer clearly thought this scene was noteworthy – significant enough to not only take a photo of it, but then to load it up on the internet for others to see.

    Which photo are YOU going to spend the time on to upload it to the net:
    A rather crappy picture of two barely-visible people in a boring truck on an overcast day?
    vs.
    An amusingly ironic photo showing the hypocrisy of the truck owner, who’s clearly belligerent enough to think that everyone should obey his/her opinions yet doesn’t follow his/her own rules?

    Having said all that, the bumper stickers don’t necessarily reflect the beliefs of the person driving the vehicle… just the person who put them there. The driver could be a friend, coworker, relative – hell, it could even be a mechanic from the shop who’s taking the car for a test drive to see if it still makes that noise. The driver could be taking it off the used-car lot, and removing the bumper stickers will be Job 1 when s/he gets home.

    I won’t pass judgment on the driver/talker, but it seems obvious to me that the proof of the irony is in the existence of the photo itself.

    • Scuba Dude says:

      Oh my.

    • Darren S says:

      I took this after following the guy for about a half a mile thinking this is way too good not to photo. It is in Tennessee, so the driver is on the left. He was clearly talking on the phone and using hand gestures to boot. I grabbed my SLR from the backseat and zoomed in just as the light turned green again. He continued to talk on the phone while driving and I exited the freeway. No photoshop work. Your points are well founded. Why post a photo of someone not driving and talking on the phone? Failblog admin. titled the posting and put in the arrows and “FAIL”.

      • Caghs says:

        Thank you for clarifying this.

        My earlier arguments were to point out that we shouldn’t make assumptions without knowing all the facts. Okay, so we have the facts now that you have provided them; earlier, however, we didn’t.

      • Callie says:

        Dude thats so my dad. Seriously.
        Haha

  55. johnnie murray says:

    It looks to me like the car is parked up. The definition in the photo is too clear to be taken of a moving object.. unless the driver behind has a very fast shutter speed, a steadicam and no windshield.. Is it legal to drive and take photos?

  56. mateus says:

    he was scratching her face ¬¬

  57. Devaith says:

    Wish we could see better maybe he’s just scratching his ear…

  58. Joe says:

    If you look closely all it is is a guy with his hand to the side of his head. There is no cellphone in his hand.

  59. He’s Telling his hicmens to kill people

  60. Thiele says:

    I don’t get it. The passenger is using the mobile phone, right?

  61. Thiele says:

    Also is that a ute?

  62. ecklcakes says:

    i don’t get it…

    its 2 bumper stickers saying the same thing basically…

    :S

  63. Zubin says:

    This is NOT A FAIL.

  64. phailure says:

    idk if any1 noticed, but he’s not using a cell phone, his hand is just near his head

  65. Great job with the info. How did you find it? Please let me know.

  66. Dylan says:

    Thats not fail, thats win!! The reason i said this is because when it said ‘Hipocrisy win’ it said fail on the picture!

  67. thephantombloggerstrikes says:

    Things like this give me a headache.

    #181

  68. Jewsdid911 says:

    Clearly on the phone, idoits.

    Its people like this, that allow the lulz to ensue

    remember, jews did 9/11

  69. Miqueas says:

    the guy is right!! He says you should hang up and drive, and then he says that people who use the cellphone while driving kill people, I don’t get what’s wrong

  70. macjeff77 says:

    hahaha. redneck fail.

  71. *C-A-N* says:

    FAIL


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