Comments on: Cola Fail

By: Someone

Someone — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:14:43 +0000

I’m afraid to know what’s in the white bottles.

By: pepe

pepe — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 22:41:06 +0000

i wonder how it tastes…

*thinks*

By: Queso

Queso — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 02:39:06 +0000

I guess the Chinese really do “go pee-pee in your coke” xD

By: Yune

Yune — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:03:50 +0000

[b]Haha, it says “Cola”[/b]

By: pl3h_teh_awesomeness

pl3h_teh_awesomeness — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:11:04 +0000

it tastes like piss

By: gage

gage — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:52:07 +0000

sperm?

By: insert name here

insert name here — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:29:07 +0000

i think u use the white one to get pregnant

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: macaframalama

macaframalama — Wed, 13 May 2009 20:41:41 +0000

thats because it is piss

By: Francisco

Francisco — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:56:41 +0000

White pee cola is what you obtain after the five minute long process to obtain yellow pee cola.

By: geryrutiurtureur

geryrutiurtureur — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 18:51:39 +0000

Sperm and pee!

By: Maeului is dumb

Maeului is dumb — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:05:17 +0000

The drink IS made in India however the rest of your argument is completely wrong. The word pi (pronounced “pee”) is a Hindi word meaning to drink or to take, so this phrase literally means drink cola.

The addition about cow urine is a reflection of your ignorance.

By: chiffmonkey

chiffmonkey — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:06:27 +0000

The white bottles are scary…..

By: jR

jR — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 06:43:20 +0000

I’m sure, the bottles contain honey, and holey jealy. .. bout products from the bees. .. don’t be stupids. ..

By: Jestwondering

Jestwondering — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:01:07 +0000

I was thinking……What kind of diet would one have to be on to be able to excrete such fancy colors?

By: Maelui

Maelui — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 07:12:06 +0000

This drink is made in India, and it’s made from cow urine… The Indians say it has lots of health benefits, but I think it’s all a lie… They just want to get people to drink cow piss and then laugh about it.

By: Feecie S

Feecie S — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:11:11 +0000

Amba – UR SSSSOOoooo rite!! Sometimes U gotta reboot when uR so bummed, but wb. Lol .

:Love is like a flower:

*GLOWING*

By: Hah

Hah — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 23:19:08 +0000

This is actually cow pee, its from India, where cow pee is a good and healthy drink.

By: Debbe

Debbe — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:25:19 +0000

Where can I get a bottle of this? I collect products with weird labels.

I have two bottles of Bawls water (and yes, the bottles are blue…).

By: AJ

AJ — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 14:37:23 +0000

That looks like bacon grease in a bottle… nasty…

By: renata

renata — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 14:12:40 +0000

the white stuff is pus…or something like it, I suppose

By: bl8ant

bl8ant — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:28:45 +0000

What’s with the white pee soda? i don’t think that’s pee.

By: al doubs

al doubs — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 08:02:56 +0000

MUD WATER!!! FAIL!!!

By: CWR

CWR — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:50:09 +0000

Mixing speaking in both the first and the third person – are you then referring to yourself in the second person? (I actually don’t know)

By: DRoseDARs

DRoseDARs — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:28:15 +0000

Homophones otoh are, well, let’s face it: iPhones.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:25:23 +0000

I can make my one own, and I prefer it. At least I know what I mix inside of it.

By: DRoseDARs

DRoseDARs — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:24:18 +0000

This lesson in homonyms is a resounding success, n’est pas? Kudos all around.

By: Tranum

Tranum — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 05:19:26 +0000

This does not strike me as appetizing.
In addition: Pee Cola is neither pee nor cola. Discuss.

By: RaptorJesus

RaptorJesus — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 02:56:18 +0000

i think i can safely declare an internet argument fail, as well as a huggy bear life fail

By: Awesomeness

Awesomeness — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 02:17:58 +0000

sick …

By: Awesomeness

Awesomeness — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 02:17:23 +0000

I totally get u …

By: Avis

Avis — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 02:00:52 +0000

I recommend that you see a doctor if that is the case.

By: Bitch Suck My 12-inch

Bitch Suck My 12-inch — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 01:54:54 +0000

That looks like the stuff that comes out of my 12-inch when da bitches suck it

By: Scuba Dude

Scuba Dude — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 01:05:51 +0000

You misspelled “they’re”.

By: NeenerNeenerNeener

NeenerNeenerNeener — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:58:19 +0000

You misspelled their.

By: DuRêve

DuRêve — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:18:19 +0000

Con perdón de Lou, qué bello avatar el tuyo, Mookie!

By: MushroomBerge

MushroomBerge — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:57:44 +0000

There all closed, I was looking for one to suggest to you ;D

By: Dragongirl

Dragongirl — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:50:26 +0000

Peeeeeeeeee cola!!!!!

By: wordsbybob

wordsbybob — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:48:52 +0000

One of the major colas used to use the tagline, “The pause that refreshes.” Maybe this company could use the same one.

By: XD

XD — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:34:16 +0000

Maybe it is O.o

By: Juicy

Juicy — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:51:59 +0000

Fail Blog is Fail. Engrish is not Fail, it is simply Engrish. Fail is different. Sigh.

By: mrs_z

mrs_z — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:59:10 +0000

Dr. Pepper…?

By: Aja

Aja — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:57:47 +0000

That’s Popsy.

By: Aja

Aja — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:57:12 +0000

You wanna take the challenge?

By: dumdum

dumdum — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:33:34 +0000

it it’s really pee, someone needs to see a doctor.

By: DRoseDARs

DRoseDARs — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:31:44 +0000

I’m sorry, but you lose at the Internets. Please proceed to the nearest Suicide Booth.

By: spermguy

spermguy — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:10:13 +0000

the white ones should sperm cola

By: mrs_z

mrs_z — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:44:45 +0000

True. I saw that news story. I thought maybe that’s what this was.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:41:09 +0000

Shouldn’t that be Yen?

Oh, and I heard that Lou’s AKA is “Yenny Hungman” when he pretends to be a naughty Hebrew Comedian.

Eh, it was funnier thinking about it than reading it, oh well

By: Amber

Amber — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:28:47 +0000

Yeah, it was Some Guy and here I’ve always hoped it would be me.

I’m so bummed!
:sadness:
*commits Internet Suicide*
:dead:
*reboots*
*wanders away*

By: SomeGuy

SomeGuy — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:46:02 +0000

someone won on the internet??