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LOL! It should be pea, not pee. And it should be green.
I think I would rather drink pee cola than pea cola. Eww!
Pea cola must be the reason for the mutation of the incredible hulk!
LOL FIRST!
LOL get some skillz you n00b
1on1?
LIKE UR MUM!!!
no ur mum
no ur face?
wow, I’m on the internet, and I’m arguing lke it’s the internet, this deosn’t seem like failblog…
i think i can safely declare an internet argument fail, as well as a huggy bear life fail
OK YOU WIN ! IDIOT!
poor little pro
No, YOU won. In fact, you won a trip to an undisclosed destination in a luxury vehicle. Enjoy!
(clickie)
Hehe! But it’s a bit too luxurious for him, methinks.
he can ride on Granny’s lap
someone won on the internet??
Yeah, it was Some Guy and here I’ve always hoped it would be me.
I’m so bummed!
:sadness:
*commits Internet Suicide*
:dead:
*reboots*
*wanders away*
Amba – UR SSSSOOoooo rite!! Sometimes U gotta reboot when uR so bummed, but wb. Lol
.
:Love is like a flower:
*GLOWING*
sick …
That would be pickle cola.
With a surprise pickle at the bottom pretending to be a tequila worm?
NOOB!
JOHNNY CAGE!
NOOOOOBBYYY BOON!
Is that the new pickle surprise?
you can have my pickle surprise
how about surprise pickle?
*squeeze*
Problem is people keep choking on this surprise pickle.
It’s not so much surprising as startling
*SQUEEZE* That’s because they’re not doing it right
the white ones should sperm cola
This is actually cow pee, its from India, where cow pee is a good and healthy drink.
This drink is made in India, and it’s made from cow urine… The Indians say it has lots of health benefits, but I think it’s all a lie… They just want to get people to drink cow piss and then laugh about it.
The drink IS made in India however the rest of your argument is completely wrong. The word pi (pronounced “pee”) is a Hindi word meaning to drink or to take, so this phrase literally means drink cola.
The addition about cow urine is a reflection of your ignorance.
I was thinking……What kind of diet would one have to be on to be able to excrete such fancy colors?
Sperm and pee!
thats because it is piss
I’m not sure whether to drink it or send it to the lab.
if the orange is ‘ really’ pee, then what about the white bottle?
Its “really” milk
Semen.
They prefer the term sailors. Ask Captain Haddock.
I thought we had to call them “nautical engineers.”
As long as there’s not so many we get submerged. Don’t fancy drowning in nautical engineers.
but you wopuld fancy drowning in seamen?
Suspects we’re getting into Captain Pugwash territory here; Seaman Staines, Master Bates, Roger the cabin boy et al.
maths debating?
cunning linguist?
*dances the hornpipe on the Black Pig*
If only czuhc was here to lead us with a shanty! It’s what he’s been waiting for!
*dances*
He’ll show up any minute.
Hello again.
Any news?
*jigs about*
*joins in and starts to jig while wearing his ‘St. Patrick makes my liver hurt’ t-shirt*
*massages mr. cuddles’ liver for him*
*dances Kalinka*
Yep, great news: NOTHING is wrong with my ankle! No sinew torn, nothing. The doc was kinda shocked, because due to the swelling she was sooo sure that it must be severe. But it’s not! Four or five weeks and I can play football again. YEEEEEHAW!
*dances square dance*
That’s great Arthur!
LOOK CZUHC IS UP THAR!!!!^^^^^^^^
♪ Hey Ho
Thar she blows!
A barrel of rhum
And all below!♪
Thanks mr. cuddles! Greatest news for me by a doctor in at least one year!
Arthur ou Le Malade Imaginaire !
You know what that means Arthur. . . .
*gives Arthur’s ankles a good squeezing*
Woohoo!
*dances around*
*squeezes the moomin’s ankle* Yay, we can do that again!
czuhc – I actually enjoy being a sissy this time.
*dances*
♪Heave away and blow yer nose
To where we sail no living soul knows
And I tell ye this and ‘t is no farce
The skipper is mad and leaks from his ***♪
♪Hey Ho
Thar she blows!
A barrel of rhum
And all below!♪
♪ I once met this lass in a Belgian Port
Her legs were firm and her hairs were short
I fancied some play so I grabbed her thighs
But all I got was a pickle surpise ♪
♪ Hey Ho
Thar she blows!
A barrel of rhum
And all below! ♪
*feat are getting weary from dancing*
I think we could swap. I seem to heve a similar problem.
I sea what you did there.
I’ve got those dancing feet. Nice singing czuhc
it it’s really pee, someone needs to see a doctor.
Dr. Pepper…?
That’s Popsy.
Mmmm, now that looks yum!!!
But it’s all cloudy! Surely that means some sort of infection!
(51 wpm, in my defence I was startled by the Monkey Island music from my MP3 player suddenly coming on).
wow 28
I got 70.8 wpm.
So many?! Can I buy some of your words?
Sure! You get the 0.8 word at a discount since it’s not complete.
That improves my result to 16.6. So I’m still the slowest typer here.
wow, you’re worse than me, and i can’t even touch type
No you can’t. I told you I’m not that type of type!
How many fingers do you use on the ‘A’?
It has to be at least 2.
Just watch this ‘d’. It’s got a mind of its own.
It’s a ‘b’. Backward, of course.
I’ve always found the V more-ish.
I’m kinda worried about the white wee cola. I think GCF must work at the bottling plant.
*wipes milk ’stash away*
You know, your avatar makes it look like the milk got you in the eye as well!
As Ryannon would say, “Not in the face!”
Granny can’t be picky at my age
Mixing speaking in both the first and the third person – are you then referring to yourself in the second person? (I actually don’t know)
Watch out for the white ‘pee.’ It causes accident kids.
I might suggest some way of using it for avoiding that risk.
But… I like risk!
Do you prefer risk to taste?
IM PRO
AT BUTTSECKS!!!
Can’t we have both? Surely the supply will increase to meet the demand.
Sure; with those stimulating demands, supply will flow naturally.
I can always count on you to cover every angle.
All your angles are beautifully curved.
And you are the yang to my yin.
Shouldn’t that be Yen?
Oh, and I heard that Lou’s AKA is “Yenny Hungman” when he pretends to be a naughty Hebrew Comedian.
Eh, it was funnier thinking about it than reading it, oh well
Bottle on the right is half empty. Somebody returned it to the tray after tasting it. Or maybe somebody had not drank enough earlier.
That one was defective – not enough albumin.
The producer had to leave his/her cube on a hurry to avoid biological hazard risks.
Careful not to slip on the piso mojado.
Con perdón de Lou, qué bello avatar el tuyo, Mookie!
on a hurry…
The bottle on the right’s yellow but clear. Really does look like urine. EEk!
YUM!
Hmm…I’d say the bottle on the fright is half-*full*; guess that would make me an optimist – if the bottle didn’t contain urine, that is.
bottle on the RIGHT, I meant,
Freudian slip. Oops.
if the bottle of pee is half full does that make you a pissimist?
DIE! HAHA!
hey man! How’s it going?
IM STILL PRO
pro, you’re a noob
I HATE U
o.0
That smiley totally contradicted the words preceeding it…
It was his way of telling you he loves you. You know, when little boys pick on little girls, it really means they have a crush on them.
UR A GENIUS^^
And you clearly are not sir.
mr cuddles, have i ever told you i love you?
*big hug*
It’s impossible not to love cuddles. He’s irresistible.
and how many times have you loved mr. cuddles?
Alas, I’m not his type. He prefers “outies.”
Pro likes “outies” in his “exit”. Don’t worry Pro, its only gay when you push back.
It makes you pissed off at what you just drank.
Yes, it tastes better straight from the tap.
Shaken, not stirred.
If you shake 3 times, you’re playing with yourself.
Four or five times and you’re playing with someone else as well?
I like the way you think Moomin
Grab a couple empty bottles and we’ll fill them up!
Better get the ones with the wide necks.
HEY? Do you mind? I was building a ship in that one!
They are just providing the seamen for the ship.
Mr cuddles was only trying to provide you with a novelty mast. There’s no need to shout!
I like how the crow’s nest looks like a giant bell.
something has to be done to tidy up that rigging though
Maybe someone emptied it and filled it with what the label says. Ew.
Maybe subtelty is an art you haven’t mastered yet. Ew.
Let us hope, that they were bluffing.
Put the comma down and get on your knees.
What the hell?! The comma was a Sega Light Gun….
it even looks like piss
*passes bottle of water to bill – a big bottle*
No Fake – No fail
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4592608/India-makes-cola-from-cow-urine.html
Then what’s in the white bottle?
;D
Jizz cola
2 please
give me 5 minutes
*pulls Huggy Bear into the back room* Here, let me help you with that
oops, i missed the bottle, here, have a kleenex… wait, you might need a shamwow for that
Cleanup on thread 5!
my that’s a pretty avatar mookie, mind if i take it out the back for a second?
You mean in two or three hours?
anything in the name of making sure the cup overfloweth
A whole second? Hell, you’ve surprised me!
That’s from when he looked at my avatar
How many employers has the fabric got?
I don’t think that those bottles should be left out in the sun like that.
They’re warming up. It’s best served at body temperature.
Revenge?
Pubic Service Announcement:
Just so no one confuses the two, this “Pee Cola” is a real brand name in Ghana and is not a urine-based drink. “Pee” is apparently a common surname in that country. In India, however, Hindu nationalists are trying to push a urine-based drink to counter Coca-Cola.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled fail jokes.
*Sounding intelligent fail
I’m sorry, but you lose at the Internets. Please proceed to the nearest Suicide Booth.
There all closed, I was looking for one to suggest to you ;D
You misspelled their.
You misspelled “they’re”.
This lesson in homonyms is a resounding success, n’est pas? Kudos all around.
Homophones otoh are, well, let’s face it: iPhones.
Yeah, you’re right. It was on the news a week or two ago. There’s some Indian entrepreneur working on a range of soft drinks based on cow’s piss. Eew!
True. I saw that news story. I thought maybe that’s what this was.
hahahaha “pee cola” hahahahahaha
Who gives a shiat?
It even looks like pee. So it’s a win.
It’s a good thing if you can rely on certain things in life. The four seasons, sunrise in the morning, Phaet calling a fail a win…
What’s with the white liquid in the bottle?
Daily Gif Blog
DB
BRRRRR! *shakes it off*
*picks it up. dusts it off. offers it back*
Thanks *reinserts* I’m not half the gran I used to be
Do you have the BRRRR Coke adverts in your country?
No bells ringing, so I don’t think so. I don’t watch much tele, though. So I should have replied something like…”Enjoy that?”!
Do they have a flavor called “Golden Showers”
I do love Diet Pepsi.
There is not such a thing as “Pepsi”, please check your reality.
You wanna take the challenge?
Holy rubber ducks!
There is only 7 hits for “holy rubber ducks” in Google, I’m so original!
You want to watch the Moomin doesn’t catch you stealing his avatar!
The Moomin stole my…
…sentence ending?
Hahaha! Love the mo work!
Holy Mongoose in a Cupcake!
*shakes hot white coconut juice from the veiny love tree*
Its peelicious.
Yes, it has a certain apeel.
Appeel? Apple? A peel?
Blasphemy!!!!!!! This picture is soooo wrong, even a “Fail” is not appropriate!!!
(Granted, it’s not as bad as the guy with the fire a few pics down) o.O
Nope, I dont think I would be drinking any of those!
RT
http://www.online-privacy.pro.tc
one of them is only half full….
Got pee?
It scares me o.O
What’s the english word for ‘Mittelstrahl’? Ah, wait… I guess.
Pee Cola: Urine for a treat! (TM)
Peeeeeeeeee cola!!!!!
it’s not even cola…
Maybe it is O.o
Fail Blog is Fail. Engrish is not Fail, it is simply Engrish. Fail is different. Sigh.
I totally get u …
One of the major colas used to use the tagline, “The pause that refreshes.” Maybe this company could use the same one.
That looks like the stuff that comes out of my 12-inch when da bitches suck it
I recommend that you see a doctor if that is the case.
This does not strike me as appetizing.
In addition: Pee Cola is neither pee nor cola. Discuss.
I can make my one own, and I prefer it. At least I know what I mix inside of it.
MUD WATER!!! FAIL!!!
What’s with the white pee soda? i don’t think that’s pee.
the white stuff is pus…or something like it, I suppose
That looks like bacon grease in a bottle… nasty…
Where can I get a bottle of this? I collect products with weird labels.
I have two bottles of Bawls water (and yes, the bottles are blue…).
I’m sure, the bottles contain honey, and holey jealy. .. bout products from the bees. .. don’t be stupids. ..
The white bottles are scary…..
sperm?
White pee cola is what you obtain after the five minute long process to obtain yellow pee cola.
i think u use the white one to get pregnant
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it tastes like piss
[b]Haha, it says “Cola”[/b]
I guess the Chinese really do “go pee-pee in your coke” xD
i wonder how it tastes…
*thinks*