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Ha! Clearly that’s a rat!
Hehe! A sudden outburst after a really harmless comment. Made me smile.
I know. That made me laugh so hard. Plus, there’s the obvious awesomeness of the tiger.
It’s a dragon.
Damn these name fails! Will I ever learn?
Probably not.
It’s more like a shark.
If they put your photo i’ll call it a mofo or rat, at least it will be cow’s arse.
A rat mofo that is a cow’s arse? I’m confused.
FFFIIIRRRSSTTT!
FIRST ! !
FIRST !
Not really.
first!
Last!
Tag you’re it!
These comments are WAAAY funnier than this stupid photo.
IM FIRST!!!
FIRST
First FTW!!!
Ummm….. first? Fake? WIN?
Hello! Anybody out there?
First!
PHOTOSHOPPED!
Oh wait, not enough exclamation marks. *!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!!111!!!11ELEVENTYONEEXCLAMATIONMARKOMGWTFBBQSAUCE
That’s the way. Ah-ha ah-ha. I like it. Uh-hu uh-hu.
I object to the way you people on here have no respect for animal rights. It’s degrading and you shoud be ashamed.
You no hopers need a life!
FAILBLOG FAIL.
(How did I do?)
Great! Very credible! The comment only needs to be twice as long, then it’s perfect.
Plus it needs to be in all caps.
I don’t have caps, I have a Tophat. Will that do?
*SQUEEZE*
*jumps on Tiger and rides off to find a life*
>>> Surrounds Dragon in delightfully bold brackets <<<
If you f*@%ing guys knew anything, you would know that the tiger is a revered animal in the India region and that many f*@%ing religions believe them to be the true dragons of the earth. If you can have more sympathy towards our friggin fellow man, then I am going to have to complain about this site on my f*@%ing Live Journal and make sure that anybody who reads it won’t ever look here. The fact that you guys are so uncultured as to not be able to understand how this isn’t a fail leaves me one one thing to say… FAILBLOG FAIL.
(Now how about that one?)
*looks behind for someone creeping up with a tazer*
I have a tater, does that help?
OOH! Only with pigs in a blanket.
*bows to the master*
If I hadn’t seen your picture, I’d never know!
Well done.
I’m not sure but I feel strangely insulted by that… I don’t want to be master.
*throws crown at Jam*
Your it now!
*skips away humming Wizard of Oz theme*
I tagged First so it’s ok.
haha it’s so energized it’s almost believable. I do not know you though si I can’t speak of your skills at acting.
My skills in acting depend greatly on how much I want whatever I am trying to get. Though in this case I was greatly surprised at how easy it came to write that… kinda scares me. But thanks.
but, it is still an add fo fwosted fwakes. And you need to say (yellING : “DON’T TAZE ME BRO!!!!)
No!
Loser!
Seconded. jam was first. Obviously.
Thanks, just put one out. Pro? How much for a full house?
your mum
I’ll ask her. You must be good, I bet you do DVDA.
No look comments is the fine art of commenting. Like no look passes in sports.
im pro! im first!
You misspelled prostate.
You misspelled potato. Take it, I think you’re going to need it.
If we widen pro too much his dog might stop humping on him. Then he wouldn’t have any sex.
you’re going to need a whole bag with the size of his massive
streched anus. That thing sure has been tampered with. Its a wonder he still has bowel control. Oops spoke too soon.
now its your level
I agree. Granny, you have to adjust your comments to pro’s level. Degrade, that is.
duh I’m pro, I can fit furniture up my ass, duh
How was that??
Punctuation and spelling was too good.
Yeah but you were thinking French-polished. Think grubby park bench.
Are you guys having fun with the new troll?? He’s not really very entertaining; you guys seem to be doing all the work in that arena. Ah, well…as long as you are enjoying yourselves.
*tosses troll-on-a-stick to Dragon for FOOOOMAGE*
the first fake wins?
Again, I don’t get the fail -.-
ARGH! Okay, forget that.
What?
Thanks
Jesus loves you!
Jesus loves Wee?
Jesus’s love wee? GCF! What have you done!?!
Greatest Common Factor?
Jesus loves pee!
Are you mentally handicapped?
Yawn, It’s a chicken.
first
That’s not exactly a fail but OK
How is that not exactly a fail?
What would make it more of a fail?
If there was a typo?
In Asian culture, dragons in conjunction with large cats is not uncommon.
Look at the traditional lion dance. It has nothing the heck to do with lions, it’s a bunch of dragons running around. Just because it’s named after an animal doesn’t necessarily mean it is actually about that animal.
Just getting that out there, not trying to be rude.
Now say it with CAPS and make it twice as long.
That was my first thought too.
im pro
Hello pro, I’m Arthur Eld. You can see that when you look at my name. Just like I can see that you’re pro when I look at your name.
I’m Pfft.
your an idiot!
Hmm. You’re unable to count, unable to spell, unable to reply and you’re not funny. But I’m the idiot? If you say so…
im pro!
vise!
You’re making this up as you go along.
ement!
That was ements effort. *pants*
ements in the pents?
Events on the fence?
Poop in the pants.
Huh? Since when do tigers deliver milk?
I don’t get it.
I guess the tiger doesn’t deliver milk if you didn’t get it.
jake3 you see, if mummy dragon doesn’t get the right attention from daddy dragon…oh nvm, just be wonderful for jakett3.
Now I don’t want to get it.
And honestly…dragon passion and anatomy is a bit beyond your ken, isn’t it, guys? :p
*smo(u)lders*
Ooh, it’s not at ALL beyond your ken.
The year of the fail!
oooh you sexy little Racoon, just asking for it with those ears and that ringed tail of yours grrrrr
It’s a good job I’m not eating Weetabix this morning!
A toast to that sentiment?
Full cycle back to jam?
I’m always coming back to you honey.
Marmalade it on the table about your sorts. She told me you’d spread it about.
Marmite be wrong about me though. (Dammit, I was going to use Marmalade next. Grrrrrrr).
Sorry about that. I have to do some work but forgot to say cheerio.
Noooooooooooooo! *sobs*
And I thought we had something special. ‘k, hope to see you soon and don’t let work get you down!
*Places ‘have’ in bukkit and replaces with ‘had’*
I’m al’ready brek. I’m done for today.
I’m still here for hours yet! My warm feelings for you have gone Frostie with the news of how much freedom you have! (They’re not, I can’t think of cereals beyond this and branflakes, and I can’t fit branflakes in anywhere).
NOT that I go around trying to insert branflakes into things. That would be bad.
Muesli, I work from home with the exception of Wednesdays when I have a long trek. It’s a hard life my little sugar puff but someone has to do it.
Weeto minute, you’re showing off now aren’t you? (Or was it Wheetos? Little chocolatey rings, tasted like doom). I shall have to remember to be extra nice on Wednesdays then to take the edge of your trek.
You won’t see many comments from me on a Wednesday. Granola worky work is not conducive to Failblogging.
I like cornflakes! Ummmm.
*hides under sugarbowl*
HAHA!
Come out come out wherever you are.
How did you find that? Give it here!
What’s on the menu?
I’d like to eat weetabix off that racoon!
Dragon and Tiger appear. Yin and Yang, active and passive.
Ha saw!
Hacksaw? Such cutting remarks you make!
Chainsaw? I’m a bit of a chop I know
Rip Saw! Wheee….
*screams in terror*
Jigsaw? I can see, am beginning to piece you together.
cigarette!
smoke!
alarm!
hey pro, do you do ATM?
just die
Tad harsh. League of Gentlemen wasn’t THAT bad.
Die!!
Oh go on then, you’ve convinced me.
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg, I are deaded.
Happy?
NOOOOO…
*sobs*
Parting is such sweet sorrow. . .
*gasps*
Life the universe and everything – quick tell us…quick!
*reanimates Moomin, kills pro*
Quick! (Why do you want me to tell you quick? Are you in a hurry?)
Would you settle for Horlicks?
I’d settle for not being dead, anything else is a bonus.
You were just almost dead…which is very different that all the way dead!
*replaces ‘t’ with ‘n’* *SQUEEZE*
Crap. Thanks, mr. cuddles.
*SQUEEZE!*
Out of all the things to say when being deaded you say Blarg?
That was jam’s knee on his belly.
I panicked.
Sorry.
I actually want my last lines to be either ‘The treasures in the . . .’ or ‘If I can just reach that button . . .’
aha the power of repitition strikes again?
never mind this comment
noob!
pro
Noob? Erm, Scorpion? Raiden? Sub-Zero? Liu Kang?
FINISH HIM!!
HAHAHAHA ^^hehe^^
your out!
what a about my out? ooh…you mean you’re out. not so pro-ficient in spelling are you now?
are you dumb?
Ahem. NO U!
AH JUST DIE^^
no, i’m paco
who are you?
Choose your destiny…
Flawless Victory!
You’re looking for a boyfriend, right?
u 2
Prosaic!
Did you use that to lift your 4.38 above mine? I’m not sure that’s allowed!
Sorry!
*crawls under rock*
Awww. Classic comeback!
My wit ran out. It’s early still.
Did it not come back in with your back?
Nope. It escaped through the indoor/outdoor.
Oh! I thought you were starting a music theme with your ‘rock’ ref!
Yes…yes that’s what I was doing.
*whistles and looks around casually*
*apologises and looks around causally*
Bono’s a musical heavyweight, he weighed your comment down.
plebeian?
Bono? Sicko.
Awww, how cute! That little guy is so desperately searching. Too bad no one wnts him.
Oops.
*a
this is an epic win 4 me
I love you pro, you’re so super cool. Do you have a pink sock at all?
Wouldn’t that make you a noob?
DIE JAKE3!
No Jake3 Live, you’re much cooler than Pro, pro’s a bit of an
asshelmet at the best of times.
His veins pump not blood like
yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous ooze which clogs
his pea-sized brain causing his violent patterns of nazi-esque
behavior.
hehe^^ nice 1 ^^
your mom’s remaining eye? or perhaps the empty socket?
you dont even have one^^
Yeah, no empty eye sockets around, thats what your mom’s for
Poor little “pro”
pro-state examination?
Doesn’t seem worth the effort
…
WTF? Get a grip.
*grips The Moomin and SQUEEZES*
*squeeze*
Hello there! There were no photographable activities on the previous fail y’honour. No way.
In your mom’s purse
Take That!!!
Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn’t mean it
I just want you back for good
Whenever I’m wrong just tell me the song and I’ll sing it
You’ll be right and understood
In the corner of my mind, I celebrated glory…
Tsk. This is obviously a reference to the movie Crouching Tiger HIDDEN Dragon! Hee.
HAHAHAHA! Yes!
Nice! *passes gold stars* Could you toss these up to Dana please Mikey?
Argh! Now you’re in the way too! We need to think things through! *passes gold stars back up to DrB to pass to Dana*
Oops.
*cries*
C’mon now, let it all out. There now, there now, moomin bear now. It’ll be enough for Dana just to know. I’m zonked…*zzzzzzzzz*
Why does Dana want to know you’re zonked?
*draw moustache on sleeping DrB*
Hey, this is fun!
*goes to get more coloured pens*
Hey!!
Where is everyone, and why is it so dark in here?? Guys…? GUYS??
Found you! You want the light on or off?
Now that you’re here…?
Definitely on.
*waggles eyebrows suggestively*
You’re the highlight of my day.
*comes closer, heart flutters*
I suddenly feel much more lighthearted.
*wraps arms around your neck, pulse races*
I’m delighted we have some time together.
*strokes your sides and back with a light touch*
*takes a deep breath that wavers slightly from excitement*
After enlightening young minds all day, seeing you makes my heart take flight.
*lets hand alight on your chest*
IM FIRST MUAHAHAHA!
first person to actually insert his entire head up his anus and still look the same
its u^^
oh! crushing blow! like the time your mother gave me oral
It’s what she’s known for.
I saw it happen once–on a stage. There she was, flailing about, huffing and puffing… and then the stage collapsed. It was devastating.
thats your level of commenting? fail!
She could actually comment while performing the oral, think it might have had something to do with an emty eye socket
die!
-arrhea, oral: What pro suffers from.
Or that missing leg.
Me? Oh noes!
Damn! That didn’t work like I wanted. Another EPIC WIN for pro.
*cries*
im the pro!
funnny cause you sound more like a parrot to me.
$$$???
no im and im first
you all suck in beeing me
you too suck at being you
That’s nothing to laugh about! Poor pro!
why?
thats very funny ^^ because it shows your booorriinngg life
WOW, where did you learn to be so convincing?
pro-school
^^Prohibitively and prodigiously problematic.
*claps for Dragon*
Encore! Encore!
ehhm, first actually points to the position of the comment in total my dear, not just the position in a thread..
Now FOESAD.
YOU SUCK ORP! btw im pro…
YOU SUCK PRO! btw im opr…
Hey everybody! Imagine you have to spend a full day with pro in a room. Would anything be more boring?
your life!
your parents are obviously pro life, cause you would never have gottent through the screening process otherwise. first medical case of siphilis
being passed onto a foetus WIN!
This is what happens when your mother decides that her drug addiction is worth more to her than the life of a child. We should try to catch pro and sell him for drug money–for his/her mother
Who would pay for that?
Well… It was a thought. I never said it was a good one.
.
What if we gave it to Cuba?
Cubans are already suffering. That would be mean.
haha americanidiots
The circus!
You guys realize that you’re arguing with an eleven year old boy, right? I honestly think you’re wasting your wit and intellect on this one.
thats why i WIN!
No.
Marks out of 10 for pro.
-36
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHUHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHUHHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
beetch
just die thx
Are you having fun?
haha^^
Hey pro, do you do any kinky stuff, I’d love to park a tiger on your chest
maybe its trying to say “Its me Pro, the potatosexual, I wish I could just die”
jam, how old are u?
Look over there! –>
jam! run for it!
*LEGS IT*
What are you smiling at?
Ask the Moomin.
The Moomin knows how old I am.
*tickletickletickle*
Of course – the Moomin knows all.
Uh-oh.
I want to sing “Eye of the Tiger,” but I won’t.
*hands microphone*
lol
Hi people???????????????/
*tickletickletickle*
That’s better!
You could see the unhappiness forming by the tone of the last comment!
Hi Haxored.
You know you should never ask a woman her age right?
Nor use that many question marks for something that isn’t even a question.
Maybe s/he’s trying to find out if the “Hi People” are here
optical illusion I hope
proctical ablutions
Did he take his head out of it again?
* yells at pro*
put your head back where it belongs
can’t tell!
Wow dude that is truly amazing!
RT
http://www.privacy.at.tc
win ! get a life !
You must have told 10 people to die! Now you are saying “get a life”? Is it at all posible to have a life, when you are dead?
Or were you talking to your self?
you, die!
me, get a life!
Think before you write
To see this comment from you is really amazing! It’s like hearing Bush say something like “Think before you go to war”.
Greenspan saying “regulations might be a good idea”.
btw im not from the us;)
sorry, no longer a redeeming feature since last elections
you mention this as if one were to care.
No, you’re from Afghanistan, and you’re on a mission of terror. Hired by Osama himself to terrorize the failblog forum.
That will show ‘em!
Give Osama a bit more credit than that
Nothing like a day of troll-feeding to brighten up a beautiful Monday morning! As they say on ICHC…
“I haz a happy!!!1!”
Year of the crouching tiger hidden dragon, unless the crouching tiger just killed the dragon?
DW please let us know if you are still out there.
The tiger kill the dragon…?
Pfft. As if.
*Heaves a sigh of relief in a safe direction*
Thank god you are okay, and what was I thinking.
Yes?
As if.
The tiger is only going away because it’s the year of the dragon. If you look at it this way it’s no fail. Look at how sad the tiger is…
I am very hungry for tiger stew.
I’m stupid… I didn’t see this at first. It kinda looks dragonish
“JHC it’s a dragon, get in the car!!”
>:3
It’a a drunk snake~]
dude, it took me like five minutes to get it. im soooooooooooo slow
Crouching Tiger Hidden Stupidity?
SO GOOD
Maybe it’s not a fail. My friend Tang said in the year of the dragon, those born in year of the Rabbit would do well to have a replica of a tiger about or on their person.
Happy Failyear
made in america?
I have that shirt in navy!!! Yay… im…famous?? lol
“I like towels.”
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?
It’s a crouching tiger and the dragon is hidden… don’t really know if that was on purpose…
I’ve got this tattoo’d on my butt
I can sympathize with this. I had a shirt that had a tiger on it with some Chinese lettering on it, thought it looked cool. Then a friend who could read/speak Chinese informed me that the Chinese characters read: “Year of the Dragon.”
your all gay
it’s so clearly a dragon
“Year of the Dragon” is the brand of the shirt. About as stupid as those Tommy Hilfiger shirts that have “Tommy Jeans” written all over them.
that’s a dragon-tiger, it’s a hybrid thing.