It certainly had done its research…it had the route memorized!
(Sorry…I’ve been teaching all day, which lends itself to over-explaining. I need to adjust to my “I’m with brilliant, witty, funny people who get me” mode of thinking!)
Reminds me of billboard I saw in Trafalgar Square 20 years ago for Caledonian Airlines. There was a big picture of a business jet and underneath it said, “Every seat’s first class in this Fokker”.
iThink she does not mean leer. She means Lurk. But iCan understand how one could come to such a conclusion.
(iApologize for the unnecessarily random switch to first person and back)
With a name like iLurk, and “lurking” AT people it was a perfectly reasonable mistake. But again, I must state that one cannot lurk AT someone. Not even TO someone. I suppose you could WITH someone though.
iThink your mistake proves you are actually a very sensible and logical person. iThink you would pass a deductive reasoning test with flying colors.
Alas, my Lurk is different from your lurk. But how could you have known this? iApologize, therefore, for being unclear.
We’re planning on a two-year engagement with a wedding in summer 2011, so that we can have as much time as possible to plan with minimum insanity (ironic, no?).
I’m afraid it might be, even though it’s not traditional. Between my sister, his sister, my best friend from high school, my best friend from college, and his closest girl friend from high school (plus a groomsman to match each of those) I’m thinking it’ll be a big wedding party. I also just realized we might have three flower girls, because he has three little girl cousins (sisters) who will all be 4 and 5 by the time we’re getting married.
My fiancé and I had a 1- 1/2 year engagement, but no matter how much planning you do ahead of time there are just something’s you can’t do until the last couple of months. For example, getting RSVP together and getting all the table arrangements made. Then there are all the last minute things that come up. We are just looking forward to the honeymoon.
*breaks out the cheque book to shell out for the drinks*
Any time, WhoaNellie, just not Friday nights, or Saturdays, or Sundays…..
How about only Mondays.
Dang-gnabbit! Those pesky science-men are afoolin’ with mah wacky tires! Bubby, wher does you put my gun! Get off of my property, you dang smart-ass tire! YEEE-HAAW! Roll along you pesky no-good new-fangled contraption!
You are the One.
You see, you may have spent the last few years looking for me, but I have spent the entire tired tire fail looking for you.
Now I can sing songs and quote the Big Bird movie.
Flow Morpheus flow, let the sun and light come streaming
Into my life, into my life. There’s a light in the dark nest of everybody’s life.
So don’t say you’ll never get home.
You’ve just got to keep going–
Pick up your feet and follow your beak,
Walking through the clouds
With a circus mind that’s running round.
With a thousand smiles, she’s set me free.
that makes for a raw hiney
— Rain and wind and weather
Hell-bent for leather
Wishin’ my gal was on her backside.
All the things I’m missin’,
Good vittles, love, and kissin’,
Are waiting at the end of my ride.
Distinguishing Country fail! Like others have said; Australian Car, Australian Driver. I would have thought the accents of the almost all Australian Commentator team would have been a dead give away…
I’m curious what prompts you to say that.
Content-wise, the username calls back to Judy her eariler post referencing Avatars, along with a now months-old echo for “vicar”, in an allusion to the pope and
apostolic succession, as a pun on this thread’s theme of hand-me-down apostrophes.
So I assume it’s something other than the content.
I think that video is prolly pretty cool, but my browser redirects me to an advertiser’s site before it’s done playing.
New failblog advertising is fail.
Bad Bad Bad Bad
This was a V8 Supercar Race from Australia and the driver is Marcus Ambrose and for those of you who follow NASCAR is in his 3rd season in the US and 1st full season in the top flight of NASCAR.
Not NASCAR, thats the Australian V8 supercars, and it’s more than a few years old, the driver who lost his tire is however Marcos Ambrose who now drives in the NASCAR series, you can see where he learnt his skills from.
Oh, yeah, it’s a big surprise that the special, high-quality racing tire that was made to be smooth, flat, and hug the road successfully rolled about 200 feet down a special, high-quality, and straight decline that’s made for the sole purpose of keeping tires on the ground while somehow avoiding the racing cars pushing 40 mph. Wonders will never cease.
Driver: Marcos Ambrose – NASCAR fans will know him, as he’s racing there now.
Car: Ford Falcon AU V8Supercar
Track: Canberra, ACT, Street Circuit (no longer used).
Series: V8Supercar (www.v8supercar.com.au
Since this vid is of Marcus Ambrose in a Ford Falcon V8 Supercar in Australia, it is a TYRE! Not a tire. Tire is what happens when you get worn out Yanks! Just kiddin! Love Ya’s
At the end Barry Sheen (?) was just about the say “That’s why we call it a ‘control tyre’.”
And the driver is kiwi Marcus Ambrose, who is now driving NASCAR.
Rollin, rollin, rollin, rawhide!
hey, this is the closest i’ve ever go to the top!
iAgree
That tire got it goin’ on!
iThink the tire was making a stand against segregation… Look at all the white tires.
what if that’s what the kkk yelled out during meetings…. would that make them less scary? “White Tire!” “White Tire!”
it must be a really boring race if the announcers are more amused with a tire rolling down a hill…
no, that was bathurst, bathurst is NEVER boring
Not only tire win, but non-racism win.
LMAO!! Soo funny iLurk..
They look white, but that’s just an attire.
Man that was funny!
WIN!!!!!
how many people can’t spell tyre? Spelling fail!!
LOL.
((smooch)) Hey you! I’m up to my eyeballs in work today, so it’s a drive-by. Later, tater!
Alligator
After while,
Crocodile
Hit the road, toad.
Hop on the bus, Gus.
Take a hike, you northeren pike.
TIRE: OOO WUT NAO BISH, TAKE THAT I’M GOING TO MEH
PEEPS WHILE UR STRANDED THEREZ! YOU CAN”T GO
NUWHERE WITHOUT ME!!!
Drop off the key, Lee.
Just make a new plan, Stan.
Come back soon, you big baboon.
wow… that was… useless…
“Just drop off the key, lee and get your self free.”
TIRE CAMOFLAGE ATTEMPT FAIL!!!
NO U
Jeez, try to get a Paul Simon run going, and no one wants to play…
*is sorry that Judy seems to be hearing the sounds of silence*
Perhaps they are all at the zoo. I hear that it is all happening there.
At least we’re trying to keep the conversation from dangling.
Some folks’ lives roll easy.
LoL n1…definetly WIN!
TIRE: OOOO WUT NAO BISH!? I’M GOING TO MEH PEEPS WHILE UR
STRANDED THEREZ! U CANT GO NUWHEREZ WITHOUT MEH
BIYATCH!
crocodile!
tears!
*pat pat her-pat-ologist*
Ahhh, how does it FEEEEL?
To be on your own
With no direction home
A complete unknown
Like a rolling tire?
The answer, my friend,
is rolling in the wind.
The answer is rolling in the wind.
Puff the magic Michelin
Lived by the track
And frolicked in the Autumn mist
‘Til its car got out of whack
Proud mary keeps on rollin,
rollin, rollin, rollin down the river
Roll on highway, roll on along
Roll on daddy till you get back home
Sittin’ on the dock of the bay,
Watching the tire roll away.
I don’t care, i would have called that.
“Hell yeah, i did that on purpose!”
They see me rollin’. They hatin’.
“He’s there with his cousins”
woulda been more epic if it bounced over and kept goin
I disagree
I’m ambidextrous.
nope. i mean, how much luckier can u get to see that happen? it’s like, against the laws of physics or something
Y’ know, Nikos S is 80% a Greek fellow. Χαίρε! But I will never really know.
80%? try 100%!
they see me rollin, they hatin
THAT WAS EPIC
Could you imagine if it kept going around the whole race for the car?
NIce PArking
YOu KNow, THis IS ACtually RAther FUn TO POst.
I THink SOmone’s BEen SMoking STrange SUbstances.
That would explain that smell like burning rubber…
He just missed his family and wanted to be with them.
You can never know where the offspring will end up.
But the tire doesn’t roll far from the tree.
(Hey, it works! Didn’t you have a tire swing as a kid?)
The tire knew its descent and was using that information to follow the line back to its ancestors.
(You didn’t have to explain it. It was HIlarious!)
It certainly had done its research…it had the route memorized!
(Sorry…I’ve been teaching all day, which lends itself to over-explaining. I need to adjust to my “I’m with brilliant, witty, funny people who get me” mode of thinking!)
I don’t get it.
*cries*
There, there.
*hands tissue to Dragon*
*WHOOOOOOOONNNNNNNK!!!!*
*sniffle*…Tanks, BFF.
*dusts the smouldering ashes of tissue from fingers*
Hey, at least I’m an eco-friendly dragon.
*wipes singed face with handkerchief*
Any time.
You, sir, are a god.
Well, then, you just fail.
I was thinking the exact same thing. XD
It’s been a Goodyear but now it’s time to retire my rubber friend.
He’s been an all-weather friend?
Better tread lightly, lest he pop a hubcap.
What a studly guy!
I’m gonna try not to let the air out of this conversation.
I think I can spare a comment.
Why is his ego over inflated?
I see the spin-doctors are at it again!
Little miss, can’t be wrong, rolls on.
I think his car only had forty or fifty horse power.
He was just Michelin his fellow tires, so he decided to join them.
I hope they go easy on the pneu guy.
I think he just had to much radial momentum.
We need to think radi(c)ally with this punrun.
I think this all stems from a nesting problem.
Sorry Jules, you just beat me to it with the radial pun there.
Well, now this thing is really jacked up.
This pun run seems out of balance.
just roll with it
I’m here to help, I wouldn’t want you two to have to lug this pun-run all by yourselves.
That was a pretty slick trick.
Yes, you rotated the whole thing around like that.
I dunlop how you come up with all this.
Sometimes you just have to hit you head on a side wall.
I think the puns are starting to run flat.
Awww. Well it pumped me up enough to get through the day.
What if we spoke some more air into it? Would that help?
As a Vulcan would say that seem illogical.
There’s no pressure to keep it going.
Really, because I was thinking if beating more life into it with my tire-iron.
I thought the pun-run had skidded to a halt…
We just needed to patch it up.
We’re mounting a comeback.
The intertubes haven’t seen the last of this yet.
Hopefully we don’t burn out.
Nah, we won’t. We’ll just roll out of contRoll.
Sipes! What did I start here? The longest pun run tread I ever saw.
You’re right, this tread is drifting away.
Donut, anyone?
*munchity-munchy-munch*
*nails donut*
These aren’t your Dad’s puns, these are Energy Puns! TURBOPUNS!!!!!
These puns are getting a bit tiresome.
Science! Energy! Science! Energy!
What? This pun run has deflated already? I was hoping it would be more of a blowout!
Your rubber friend I thought those were made out of latex?
I was just treading for a pun.
I love it when this wheel-worn game come rotating around again.
*slips in a quiet “s”*^
So, you don’t pronounce the s?
I would like to suggest you try again with a more different S.
Let’s throw in some consummate v’s.
Lets put one of those beefy arms in here too.
I think I improved upon you’re methods
*takes a BMW lighter to cobrajoe’s paper*
But…how can Cobra and Joe be the…same…*head explodes*
It’s all part of a secret government plan.
Muahaha Trogdor strikes again!
I thought the secret government plan was to plant the idea in kids’ heads of jumping over live electrical wires on their bikes?
i said consummate!
The S is for sucks.
“Sucks Badly”??
Zee s is for sucks!
It’s ssssneaky.
You don’t need you rubber friend I’ll hook you up with a rim job.
Make sure I get at least 19 inches!
Is that a CUSTOM rim job?
I’ll make sure it’s polished and wax.
Bassplayer might know the answer to that.
AHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP
that’s what she said.
*Lurks*
If you post, then you’re not lurking.
*Lurks at you*
I don’t think you can lurk AT someone. Near, around, by, even for. But not “at”.
iLurk in special ways.
*Lurks to the left of Avis*
iThink you are great to Lurk around.
Now introducing the new Apple iLurk!!
I just got the iLoitering with Intent app.
…said the lark to the lurk
Somehow I think he means “leer”.
I suspect you may be onto something.
Onto a Leer Jet!
Cessna la vie!
Where are you guys Boeing?
*desperately thinking of Fokker pun*
*prepares Virgin pun in anticipation*
Reminds me of billboard I saw in Trafalgar Square 20 years ago for Caledonian Airlines. There was a big picture of a business jet and underneath it said, “Every seat’s first class in this Fokker”.
Caldonia, Caldonia
What makes your big head so hard?
I’m leerin’ on a jet plane,
don’t know when I’ll look back again.
What am I doing this G4? I hope this is getting boeing.
*giggles* That made me laugh. Extra cookies for you!
Thank you!
Don’t look back now.
You can’t hurt me!
Avis just winging it for the win!
iThink she does not mean leer. She means Lurk. But iCan understand how one could come to such a conclusion.
(iApologize for the unnecessarily random switch to first person and back)
*giggles*
I thin an iPod became self aware and has come to haunt us.
Have you lost weight?
No, it’s a newer smaller iPod.
(Was hoping no-one would notice the missing k)
iNoticed.
iCaramba’d.
iThin too!
iAmused by this.
iHappy to provide entertainment!
iconfused
iDefused!
iThick
iThink
iThought (so)
iFought (Moe)
the law
and the law won.
iTired of this one.
iShot the Sheriff.
but iDid not…
No!
iRefuse to carry this any further.
ay yai yai oy vai is mir
but iCan
Ah, but iCan….
iCaramba
With a name like iLurk, and “lurking” AT people it was a perfectly reasonable mistake. But again, I must state that one cannot lurk AT someone. Not even TO someone. I suppose you could WITH someone though.
Well, you can lurk towards someone, i.e. move stealthily.
Ahh! The plot thickens! But is that truly what iMean?
iThink your mistake proves you are actually a very sensible and logical person. iThink you would pass a deductive reasoning test with flying colors.
Alas, my Lurk is different from your lurk. But how could you have known this? iApologize, therefore, for being unclear.
Then tell us what your lurk is, as otherwise we will have no idea. Make clear the unclear.
Unfortunately, iAm not at liberty to discuss my particular style of Lurking. Rest assured, however, iMean no harm. Lurking is good for the soul!
AHA!!!
I knew it.
I think we’re outta lurk….
I agreee, we’ll have ‘no idea’… but will we have an iDea??
Ikea?
iKea?
iHavetoomanyscrewsleftoverandmyallenwrenchdoesn’tfit?
iDon’twantanymeatballs,thankyou.
Can iHave them?
iGuess so.
iCall seconds.
Maybe iLurk was lurking ON you. Like in your pockets or something.
Amanda Leer?
Uganda speer?
Teehee.
I disagree. If they said it, you obviously CAN lurk at someone.
duh
haha
If you lurk, then you’re not posting.
But with the all-new iLurk, you can now Lurk and Post at the same time.
A black tire in a sea of white tires…hmm…racists tire-placers.
Didn’t you know that all white tires are played by black tires in white-face?
*snorts* good call!!!
10th
Tire high jump FAIL, he tore the bar um… tires…
Him tire all lonely far him frends wanna watch race not be in raceBOGGY!! Eat any good trolls lately?
BOGGY! *flashes her engagement ring* Look at the SHINY, BOGGY!
In other news, double chocolate chocolate chunk cookies for everyone!!!
GREAT! Thanks DTI
What crazy guy would propose to you?
Congratulations!
My crazy fiance, obviously! Hehe.
Thanks
Oh just wait, the fun has just begun. With my own wedding a month and a half away things are getting crazy.
We’re planning on a two-year engagement with a wedding in summer 2011, so that we can have as much time as possible to plan with minimum insanity (ironic, no?).
Are you planning one of those huge services with lots of people in the wedding party?
I’m afraid it might be, even though it’s not traditional. Between my sister, his sister, my best friend from high school, my best friend from college, and his closest girl friend from high school (plus a groomsman to match each of those) I’m thinking it’ll be a big wedding party. I also just realized we might have three flower girls, because he has three little girl cousins (sisters) who will all be 4 and 5 by the time we’re getting married.
Holy cow that’s a lot of people! Remember, this is YOUR day, you don’t have to appease ANYONE ELSE!!!
I don’t think Diana has to worry about that.
She’s insane.
Which will help immeasurably
My fiancé and I had a 1- 1/2 year engagement, but no matter how much planning you do ahead of time there are just something’s you can’t do until the last couple of months. For example, getting RSVP together and getting all the table arrangements made. Then there are all the last minute things that come up. We are just looking forward to the honeymoon.
old but is definitly a win
They See Me Rolin They Hatin xD
At least a tire knows its place
I think that’s a win, not a fail.
Oh, wait…
*is waiting*
the suspense is killing me
The caption says win.
How ironic…
You seem to be finished, but your ellipses suggest otherwise.
Thanks Hammy!
Phew…
G’Night.
Um… you’re welcome?
Tomorrow is another day.
When today has disappeared into history.
And we can do this all again.
Night night.
Hm. Owning a private tire = Automatic WIN?
Long live the Collapse of the Automotive industry!
Ok…that was funny. I lol’d.
If it collapses that beautifully, I’m all for it. I bring the popcorn!
Drinks on me! Oh, make sure we get good seats.
*picks up double margarita*
Thank you so very much!
*breaks out cheque book for all the drinks being distributed*
Any time. Except Tuesdays… Or Friday nights…
How about only on Mondays.
*breaks out the cheque book to shell out for the drinks*
Any time, WhoaNellie, just not Friday nights, or Saturdays, or Sundays…..
How about only Mondays.
Number one tire baby !
Dang-gnabbit! Those pesky science-men are afoolin’ with mah wacky tires! Bubby, wher does you put my gun! Get off of my property, you dang smart-ass tire! YEEE-HAAW! Roll along you pesky no-good new-fangled contraption!
This is win. It even lands on top of the tire stack.
No shit, you don’t say?
Indeed. Shit is going extinct in THAT comment.
FTW?
Ohh, what’s really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn’t said anything?
How, did you know?
I said don’t worry about it. I’ll get one of my kids to fix it.
I’m sorry…
That vase.
Neo turns to look for a vase, and as he does, he knocks over a vase of flowers, which shatters on the floor
What vase?
I’d ask you to sit down, but, you’re not going to anyway. And don’t worry about the vase.
?WTF
Noodle most enjoyably baked, thank you very much,
“Whoa.”
dilettante can do kung fu
No, I prefer guns. Lots of guns.
You are the One.
You see, you may have spent the last few years looking for me, but I have spent the entire tired tire fail looking for you.
Now I can sing songs and quote the Big Bird movie.
And Caliban appears in yet another incarnation.
I shall be pinch’d to death.
Damn straight.
bbl, on a magic carpet ride with Scheherazade
Monster, your fairy, which you say is a harmless fairy, has done little better than played the Jack with us.
There’s an ignus fatuus over at the Frankenstein Place.
And a light that burns in the Jack’s face.
*changes ‘u’ to ‘i’ in the foolish fire*
(changed my hairstyle so many times now,
I don’t what what ‘i’ looks like!)
Dude, wrong blog.
*hands Avis a cookie*
*perks*
Thank you!
*SQUEEZE*
Oh, yes very perky:!:
AVIS!!!
I just got the b-day pressie you sent me! I LOVE it!!
I took a pic…clickie if you want to see!
Hee!
Isn’t it great??
I’m trying to figure out where in my house to hang it.
Hand-made and personal gifts are always the best. That was very nice, Avis!
Dayum, that got there FAST!! I’m glad you like it!
*HUGHUGHUGHUGHUG!!*
I do. Thanks, my friend.
Thanks, it was fun to make! I’m glad she likes it!
Hee! *Hugs back*
Keeping Dragon in stitches Avis?
Always, my wily friend.
I try!
We can always count on coyote’s needlework.
I am never crewel.
And you can always be counted on.
Oh for- *sigh*
Get the hook, I think I’m done.
*latches onto Avis’ comment*
How did you know?
Dude, wrong nest.
WRONG BLOG!!
This must be a bird’s nest.
Neo flies away.
Fly free, little bird! Morph into a big bird.
Flow Morpheus flow, let the sun and light come streaming
Into my life, into my life.
There’s a light in the dark nest of everybody’s life.
So don’t say you’ll never get home.
You’ve just got to keep going–
Pick up your feet and follow your beak,
Walking through the clouds
With a circus mind that’s running round.
With a thousand smiles, she’s set me free.
A thousand and
ne.
The wheels on the track go round and round, round and round, round and round.
The wheels on the track go round and round, all race long.
EARWORM!!!
The early bird gets the earworm Avis. You should know that.
I’ll find away to get you back, never fear.
I wheely think you should. That’s in bad taste Moomin.
I never grow tired of all this… this…
Well, you know.
What?!? Since how long have you two been alloyed against me? No fair! I’m scarpering.
Gives you some whole new insipe on the situation, doesn’t it?
*squeeze*
I may go into hiding.
Good plan, I hear leatherworking is still a viable trade in this economy.
But does he tan?
Of course, he was always tooling around until he suede and fell one fateful day.
that makes for a raw hiney
—
Rain and wind and weather
Hell-bent for leather
Wishin’ my gal was on her backside.
All the things I’m missin’,
Good vittles, love, and kissin’,
Are waiting at the end of my ride.
This wheel’s on fire
Rolling down the road
Absolutely Fabulous riposte there Aja.
I thought you were Saunder’ing off!
Earworm? THIS is an earworm. Clickie.
Thanks, but I’ll pass this time.
Aw…and it was a good one.
NO CLICKIE!!!
*cries and goes off to sit in the corner*
BFF, we learned from YOUR mistake! If you want us to clickie, it’s probably best NOT to tell us it’s an earworm.
Okay, I’ll be more…subtle. Next time.
I shouldn’t have said that. I should NOT have said that.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*cough cough*
There, there…
*gives BFF a hanky*
PAAAAARP!!!
Thank you.
But…it was so tempting.
Paaaaarp??!? What the…
Don’t ask. Just… just don’t.
You just like the pics.
Aw, thanks, Mikey D! My oldest two kids (now 32 & 33) used to thing that as children. Your reminder brought a smile to my face!
*smooch!*
“The moomin on the bus goes SQUEEZE, SQUEEZE, SQUEEZE!
All through the town!”
*replaces her “thing” with “sing”*
Now what am I going to do with this “thing”?
OMG! It has an mind of it’s own!
Nope. I’m afraid that’s a borrowed mind.
It is owned.
A whell with AI
But no E.
And and extra L.
OR.
Hell with W.
Whadja speck from a mere dot of a lad?
Wow! It’s nice to have a win sometimes in the midst of all the fails!
Anyone seen the one where the tire comes off the car, and the car and tire keep going, and the tire eventually goes back on the car?
I saw it on Ad Persuasion once.
Lol. It’s amazing how the commentators are more interested in a tire than the actual race. :p
That tire could have taken out all the other drivers, in theory. I’d pay attention to it.
Then it wins, it was just crying out for attention and throwing a temper tantrum. One needs to ignore tires when they act so immature.
An adolescent tyre? How interesting.
`Twas brillig and did gyre.
And burbled as it rolled!
Isn’t “tire” spelt wrong,,, isn’t it supposed to be TYRE. Tire is as in tired
Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?
last!
That was sweet. Too bad the tire missed the apex.
they see me rollin, they be hatin
lulz, i was wondering when someone would say that.
I really hope they just left that tire there.
Stupid American Car,Stupid American
Yeah, the Honda Odyssey wasn’t totally overrated or anything.
Somebody let Homer outta his cage again, it doth appear.
He doesn’t deserve a cage. We gave him a cardboard box with a hatch.
Its pretty cosy there
Actually, this is an Australian car, it’s a Ford AU Falcon
Exactly. In fact, I believe that is one Marcos Ambrose who is driving the car in question. He is now in the midst of a NASCAR career here in the USA.
Marcos Ambrose – the best, now driving NASCAR. Commentary by Neil Crompton, and the late great Barry Sheens – one of the best racers ever.
Distinguishing Country fail! Like others have said; Australian Car, Australian Driver. I would have thought the accents of the almost all Australian Commentator team would have been a dead give away…
Dude! We put a tire on your tires so you can roll while you roll!
Lol We put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive!
i put a comment in your comment so you can comment while you comment!
lulz.
Yo dog, we heard you like replys, so we put a reply in your reply, so you can
read, while you read.
I put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.
Aja put the L in my LOL so I can roll while I’m OTFL.
“Rama lama hare krishna”??? I thought it was “Rama lama ding dong”! Oh, wait a minute, same thing. Never mind.
My sweet Lords.
Lasers with lasers with lasers?
Yo dawg, I heard you like candlejack so I put rims on y
i don’t get this one, but lulz nonetheless.
You don’t get it? How can you not get it when someone makes a Candle Jack joke? I mean, it’s as simpl
FAILBLOG IS FAIL.
Thus preserving it’s perfection.
*steals the apostrophe from Avis* Mine!
[We've done this already, haven't we?]
Can I borrow the apostrophe? I was missing one at work today.
And by “borrow”, I mean “have”.
Apostrophic succession.
You begin to annoy me.
I’m curious what prompts you to say that.
Content-wise, the username calls back to Judy her eariler post referencing Avatars, along with a now months-old echo for “vicar”, in an allusion to the pope and
apostolic succession, as a pun on this thread’s theme of hand-me-down apostrophes.
So I assume it’s something other than the content.
I have issues with apostrophes. I also have issues with double consonants, but spellchecker catches those. It’s something to do with the LD.
It just wanted to be back with its buddies!
Freaking funny.
total win
I think that video is prolly pretty cool, but my browser redirects me to an advertiser’s site before it’s done playing.
New failblog advertising is fail.
Bad Bad Bad Bad
Bush tuckaaaah!
This was a V8 Supercar Race from Australia and the driver is Marcus Ambrose and for those of you who follow NASCAR is in his 3rd season in the US and 1st full season in the top flight of NASCAR.
must be an old race – that sounds like the late Barry Sheene (ex GP motorcycle world champion) doing the commentating
Thats probably the most once-in-a-lifetime thing I’ve ever seen. haha!
Tire Says:
I wanna be with mah friends! Screw you Nascar!
That tire probably won the race.
Lends new meaning to “poppin’ a wheelie.”
My penis is a win.
In your own mind.
its not just a win, its a wiener.
THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIRST. 370 more to the top baby, YEAH!!!
YAY FOR V8s!
They see me rollin, they hatin!
Just because I’m rolling dirty!
WOW!…this was the only time I was ever entertained by Nascar
Not NASCAR, thats the Australian V8 supercars, and it’s more than a few years old, the driver who lost his tire is however Marcos Ambrose who now drives in the NASCAR series, you can see where he learnt his skills from.
Marcus Ambrose for the win if you ask me. It takes skill to steer like that without the car attached!
Even more so, Australian Television for the win!
keep it real, wheel!
As he made his way to the family reunion, little did he know he was still considered the black sheep of the family.
as seen on Ebaumsworld.com
like half this shit..
Oh, yeah, it’s a big surprise that the special, high-quality racing tire that was made to be smooth, flat, and hug the road successfully rolled about 200 feet down a special, high-quality, and straight decline that’s made for the sole purpose of keeping tires on the ground while somehow avoiding the racing cars pushing 40 mph. Wonders will never cease.
I like to watch.
really amazing!!!, The best trick with a Race Tire.
Discuss.
…and it keeps on rolling (‘:
THATS THE SPIRIT. DON’T LET ANYONE GET YOU DOWN.
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one of the best videos to hit youtube ever- was like a ghost controlling it?? lmao WIN!!
Wheeler…
Probably already posted but:
Driver: Marcos Ambrose – NASCAR fans will know him, as he’s racing there now.
Car: Ford Falcon AU V8Supercar
Track: Canberra, ACT, Street Circuit (no longer used).
Series: V8Supercar (www.v8supercar.com.au
Sucks that they cut off the rest of Barry Sheen’s comment. He said:
“That’s what they call a CONTROL tyre…”
Tyre FAIL!!!!
Ohhh… He missed his family..
I remember seeing this live several years ago. Its even more amazing when I recount the story to someone.
Since this vid is of Marcus Ambrose in a Ford Falcon V8 Supercar in Australia, it is a TYRE! Not a tire. Tire is what happens when you get worn out Yanks! Just kiddin! Love Ya’s
I’m glad no one got hurt, Tire takes the win!
RIP Barry Sheen
At the end Barry Sheen (?) was just about the say “That’s why we call it a ‘control tyre’.”
And the driver is kiwi Marcus Ambrose, who is now driving NASCAR.
win
WIN!!!!!!! that is so epicly win!
LOL!
It’s got re-tired….
It was nice to hear the late Barry Sheene again. Funny comentator.
nice
!!!
EPIC WIN!
STAND OUT YOUNG TIRE, FIGHT SEGREGATION WITH ALL YOU’VE GOT, AND REMEMBER, NEVER GIVE UP!!!!
Its simple
the tire wanted some love from the other tires
WIN!
That’s a win.
That’s a real site?!? Whoops. I should check that beforehand next time.