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These are German license plates.
Yo bro, my biatch needs a car. Watcha got?
wow that was the most wiggerish statement i have ever heard
Don’t be hatin
then dont be gayin
be gayout?
These arent german plates.
I think they are from luxembourg.
french. theres a small village near the german border named “bitche”. i think the E is missing.
French indeed, from the Lorraine Region, Moselle departement (plates end in 57)
the E was erased by a semi-professional, u can still see a few red dots behind the BITCH…. addionally look on the door, there stands BITCHE
Bitche, Moselle. I made my military duty there…
luxemburgish plates are yellowish, those are french ones (;
WIN.
OOPS
*drops flower pot from balcony*
POOPS
*drops doo-doo bomb from balcony*
LOL
dude…..you should have known the numbers…..they`re french! they have 3 numbers – three letters and then the region! for example 298 BNC 53 – the 53 meaning that the photo was taken in france / mayenne!
Actually, they’re European and the country is indicated in the blue portion of the plate.
They could be from anywhere in the EU. France, where I live, has sometimes 3 numbers and sometimes 4 numbers.
Plus, the street is waaayy too clean to be in France. There’s no dog shit…
But Alexandros is right, this is not in Germany. German number plates have two to five letters and after this one to four numbers. If this would be Germany, the name also had to be “Bitch-Autos”
Comment fail.
This picture was taken in France, Bitche, in Moselle (57).
“Plus, the street is waaayy too clean to be in France. There’s no dog shit…”
It’s not our fault to us, french people, if, like every american/ english tourist you probably are, your only knowledge of France is Paris. Don’t begin to say dumb things about France.
How can one *not* say dumb things about France?
Simply by being smart enough… don’t you think? ;o)
There’s no more dog shits in french streets than anywhere else (except perhaps in Switzerland…)
And as I’m from Metz (Moselle – France), I confirm that this photograph has been taken in BitchE (Moselle too) and in fact you could read it left to the white car.
OOOOOOOO BURN
Well, you could say nothing or you could lie.
Hey, not all Americans think that Paris IS France. Some of have brains and even read books too!
Some of US* have brains. Not me, it seems.
FAIL — The licence plates are French
No,
these are French license plates (indicated by the F in the blue field at the left hand side). The license plates end with a “57″, meaning the cars are registered in the “Departement Moselle”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moselle
And the picture was probably taken in the city of “Bitche”, which happens to be just a couple of kilometers away over the border. So the fail is the shopowner unable to fix his damaged sign, laking an “e”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitche
I wondered how long it would take for “Bitche” to make it to Failblog or similar sites, honestly, I’m surprised it took so long.
you can still see, that there used to be an ‘e’ probably having fallen off
No,…these are french license plates. Believe me, i´m german.
I’ve heard of those Germans. They’re very knowledgeable about the French culture.
Yeah, we’ve been there…
*tips hat*
Yep, it’s French. I googled “Bitche Autos” and it came up.
These are french licence plates, not german. Numbers, letters, prefecture number: french plates. They end in 57: Probably Moselle prefecture.
Smartass fail!
Those are french license plates (Bitche is a city in Moselle). The “e” is missing.
hey
stfu these aren´t german license plates.^^
I think they are french.
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No these aren’t german plates.
these are french plates.
there’s a letter missing the picture is taken in a city called Bitche, the “E” is missing.
how I know it? it’s not far from the place I live.
its not german its french ; and the bitch name came from the town, Bitch, near Germany.
because people bitch about their prices?
i would call for a rim shot here, but people may perceive that as a sexual innuendo or something.
dn dn CHTSSSSSSS!!!! however you spell it
I got it! (cheers)
Nope, that’s a French license plate.
You’re right, they start with numbers. By bad.
Need a hanky?
if you do, i will bring the panky
you must have a cold.
Does it say Bitche Autos on the store window? Maybe a joker stole the E.
You’re right.
It’s in France – and the name on the door is Bitche – E has been photoshoped i guess….Not funnyyyyy……
Oh, silly me. I thought they’d left the “elf” off the end.
I thought they left off the “y”, and the cars were making snide remarks about the size of other cars bumpers as they went past.
Now that you mention it, the bumpers on the silver car are obviously fake. How low-rent.
what about the piece of crap white hearse? i would prefer to get drug behind a go cart or something to my funeral instead of riding in that!
His and Hearse Bitchy Autos?
Terrible – you can hear ‘em coffin down the motorway.
I can’t believe our invite was turned down! We’ve been shot down dead in our tracks!
Perhaps they thought the company would be too stiff.
you’re right
Not everything lacking in a picture has necessarily been photoshopped out. Give ol’ gravity some credit once in a while, wont you ?
I’ve seen this garage today, the E’s not missing… Photoshop “joke”…
It’s supposed to say Birch Autos, you’re barking up the wrong tree.
I like how yew framed that.
Oak’ay oak’ay. Enough with the tree puns. It’s deciduously off topic!
What? We should be encouraging people to branch out and think for themselves! It’s holly good fun!
It’s not like you jam to leaf them alone?
(gender clue) This picture gave me a woody!
HA! Welcome
.
*checks again*
aaaaaannnnnnd………*stops checking*
Results?
Thank you!
Its a boy! You can stop checking now, yes hahaha!
I’d like to purchase a two cedar.
Bitch seems to be the Name of the guy that owns the shop. But “bitch cars” is quite an awful combination.
You fail ^^
It’s where the expectant bitches come to whelp. The white one is in labo(u)r now.
Does this fail remind you of a very old joke Sidhe?
I seem to remember one from somewhere…
Good night. See you tomorrow.
Nite coyote.
you should tuck him in, real hard
I hope that this stays a happy fail. I am tired of people bitching all of the time.
Hell no! People don’t bitch enough.
Well they had to this time…see, they didn’t have room for “ParisHilton”.
Easy there, perhaps they just spelt “Coitus Bath” wrong.
Figures I’d have to go to Europe to get one of those.
i thought for sure they spelt “tuna factory” wrong. guess its just me
Sounds like an interrupting engagement.
Hmm, these cars look like bitches to drive. You’ve got red liquids oozing out and the gps system yells at you a lot. Then it cries. Then it just scares you. And you have to take it on walks everyday and it bites you….somehow.
Nope. Anpu does not need a car that doubles as a female dog. Those would be some scary weeks every year.
I’m glad you didn’t test drive that.
and then I read that comment properly @sshat.
capt. awesome is right, even without the ’scary weeks’ that are accompanied by all those awful symptoms, these cars are just average at best in the first place, not worth the pain!
Okay, gotcha. I’ll take the one with 300 dogpower.
That comment really takes the (dog)biscuit.
(Morning DrB! Good to see you back in the morning)
I was trying to make it by (ca)nine your time.
(Morning Grand Moomin!)
I see you need no pointers on your timekeeping.
(Good weekend? I have a coffee hangover)
It’s good you’re not going to hound him about it.
(Hello boys!)
Wouldn’t want him to feel in the doghouse.
(Good morning Mookie)
Yes, he might start to whine.
(got any more coffee?)
He certainly wouldn’t be yappy.
(Coffee is the devil’s drink, get it away from me. *Hands over all his filter coffee*)
I con-cur.
(Thanks! I have a lot of coffee-drinking to do before I reach my happy place)
Done Over Guys. Gosh Your Silly. Tie Your Loose Ends!
.
(Morning both! *squeeze*)
*’ e!
This could explain why dogs love to chase cars. Another mystery solved.
The ones with their top down really get their tails wagging.
And they love to chase a stick-shift!
And they’re quite fetching with their shiny coats!
(if that isn’t censored, then it should be)
Pimp my ride. The pimps make the bitches idle illegally by fire hydrants with one back wheel on the curb.
is that a doo-doo reference?
No-ooo. Dawgs are always sniffing around hydrants, so the pimp knows that’s a good place for his auto-bitches to show their at-tire.
i can only imagine what it would be like when my bitch autos (as in does work on her own with no further input)
*holds ankles and sends well wishes Arthurs way*
*holds ankles and waits for Lou*
You know how I love your flexibility.
You know I would do anything for you. Just tell me which way to move.
In my direction, of course.
What’s sauce for the gander is sauce for the goose. It’s your move.
Dos para quererse, deben parecerse.
A falta de pan, buenas son tortas.
Más vale pajaro en mano que cien volando.
El amor todo lo puede.
(Ya estoy en tus manos.)
A donde el corazón se inclina el pie camina.
El casado casa quiere.
Ojos que no ven, corazón que no siente.
Mujer preparada vale por dos.
El hombre es un animal de contumbres.
holds Mookies ankles while she test drives a car
*happens to pass by, sees a Moomin bending over and holding his own ankles, looks away embarrassed*
(eyes averted) Ehm, good morning, what’s wrong with Arthur ?
And yet, you’re not fazed to see me in the same position. That speaks volumes.
(Hi czuhc!)
No-ones fazed by anything you and Lou do nowadays :p
(Sorry, I’m putting the bitch in bitch autos).
*squeeze*
Oh, you don’t have to apologize. I know my behavior is shocking. Love makes me crazy.
*squeeze, tickle*
It’s a shame you get to spend so little time together! You should make the most of it.
He’s having an MRI scan on his ankle today I believe, am hoping it goes well.
Good luck Arthur chuck.
(Morning all)
I don’t think I thought my well wishes through properly.
(Morning jam)
*grabs Moomin’s left ankle and Mookie’s right ankle*
How do we play this game?
*grabs jam’s ankles and offers a hairy ankle of his own*
Well, I know that with two people you can form a sort of wheel like this…
How many hands do you think I’ve got?
*Lets go of Mookie’s ankle, grabs Czuhc’s*
I bet that keeps you warm in the winter!
…and it makes good pipe filling!
I think I’ve just put my back out!
*Opens door to let back back in*
That was scary, you go pieces when your ankles are grabbed?
It seems so. I’m just not used to the forward momentum.
Maybe I should lie flat whilst ankle grabbing.
Get on all fours you hot little auto!
Arthur… hmmm…
Why him and not me eh?
*crawls out of door, closing it behind*
You’re gonna need help closing that behind
I keep telling you guys, I’m big but I’m not that big! Sheesh…
I replied to you, jam! Even though the Moomins ankles are very nice to grab I still prefer girls for… well, you know.
I shall wait and maybe we can be friends. *sigh*
*squeeze* (you should go Black(adder) to a previous thread, I wandered back in last night)
I saw that but I’m still trying to come up with a witty quote (without using Google). Hmmm…
*squeeze*
*comes hopping in holding his own ankle*
Morning everybody! Ah, I see you’re already ankle-grabbing? It’s fun, isn’t it?
*squeeze*
It’s all for you! How is it going?
*squeeze* Thank you!
I see my doc tomorrow, then I’ll be wiser.
Pretty good, I’m able to walk again – slowly, but no crutches anymore. I have the MRI pictures but no one has interpreted them for me yet. It looks like a delicious ham to me.
Hurrah! Although that’s a bit of a boast saying you look good enough to eat!
Hopefully the doc will bring good news tomorrow.
I hope so too. How are you today?
Having trouble thinking due to coffee hangover, but apart from that am fine thankyou.
Fight it with valium. If that gets you tired, drink a coffee.
I’m thinking I should have a shot of whisky as coffee got me in this state? You have a coffee to revive you with an alcohol hangover, so surely the inverse is true?
I did it with tea and it had no effect but that’s probably down to the copious amounts I drink as standard.
I’m sure your employer will understand if you try that, Mikey.
I’m happy you joined in
Thankyou! *squeeze* I guess our experiment is a fail then. 
I just had a momentary hyper from the caffeine and then started to feel tired. All in all, I was disappointed.
Reminds me a bit of a well-known illegal substance… That disappointment was even bigger since it costs much more than coffee.
I tried chewing mirra (qat) once in Somalia when I was working there and it turned out to be a waste of time and effort.
Moomin, do you have other interesting items on your list of “things to do before I turn thirty”?
Really? I was wondering how that is. No effects?
Not really, I’ve never planned ahead. I never really figured on achieving this age, so am at a complete loss as to what I’m doing
Have you anything you’d recommend I should try?
Buy a Porsche. Wait, no. That’s to be done when you turn 50.
Cheers. Already did that when I was 25 though and sold it. Kept trying to kill me. Not a fan of modern Porsches, I had a 944.
I know how to party!
I spent my 30th birthday in hospital recovering from an operation.
*squeeze* That’s terrible! What had happened? I hope you made up for it when you recovered!
I spend new years eve 2000 on antibiotics.
I really don’t think these FB threads are the place for my explanation! HAHA!
Did it involve potatoes? You can tell us, you’re amongst friends.
If there were potatoes involved, I wouldn’t have noticed.
That sounds like a serious hospital visit. *squeeze*
I’m sorry that’s how you spent your 30th.
Meh! *shrugs*
It’s not like I’d have been drinking my day away is it?
You can drink the day away cups of tea and chinwaggery. With good company, you can’t beat that to pass the day.
If I’d known about you guys, I’d have taken my laptop to hospital.
Having said that, y’all distract me too easily and my appraisal is coming up.
*bites knuckles*
We weren’t around way back then
(Really really really really really sorry. But you can’t miss set-ups like that).
Oooh dear, you’d best spend less time here so you can afford to spend time here after the appraisal! Once they’ve accepted your skill you can get away with murder.
(Your bluename refers to the BBC website still)
Oops! Thanks for that reminder.
I’m pretty happy like that.
At this point someone usually bursts in and takes photographs for McFail’s collection.
Where’s DrB? He’s got a new camera.
It’s ok. I’ve got mine set up and on timer.
Say cheese!
Lucky I have this tophat to mask my identity. Woo.
Gorgonzola!
Gouda!
Mikey was so good to put his palmers on his ankles for you!
(Morning! Hope all goes well)
Mmmm…palmers…
(Thanks! No news yet, tomorrow is the day of truth)
YOU Fail.
You might need to start over with a Twister mat… and lots of booze.
I can offer up the twister mat. You’ll have to bring your own drinks though.
*twists and shouts*
*gets no answer, looks over shoulder, sees pretty woman holding Moomin’s ankles, gets confused, checks agenda to see if it is a special day*
*writes memo in agenda: “remember to refresh” *
Good morning Mookie!
Morning czuhc!
Nice to see I’m not the only one confused this morning.
Yeah, I’ll just be the confused one in the evening…
*copies czuhc’s memo onto her cheatsheet*
The licence plates are French plates from the Moselles departement.
The picture is taken in front of an auto dealership in the town of Bitch, Moselles, France.
So what is funny there ?
LOL. Bitch Autos. Maybe because the cars are a bitch, or the onwers a bitch, or the place is a bitch, or maybe because I am bitching failing epicly?
Hey! I didn’t know Rick James had a dealership!
Bitche autos
Commerce de véhicules automobiles
40 rue de sarreguemines
57230 Bitche
FRANCE
• Tél. 1 03 87 96 05 26
• Fax. 03 87 06 17 49
Let’s meet at Bitche’s tourist info!
Can we get a heart-starter at Bitche’s cafe?
I think you misspelled “escapism”.
IM PRO AND FIRST!
the lack of E is a shoop. if you look close enough you can see the lame shoop work.
bitch autos, only for women
This is spain.
The white car is an SEAT Inca.
French plates are yellow.
Bye
In which century do you live??
French plates are yellow since they have been changed to euro-style.
On french plates the last two numbers stand for the department the owner first lived in. 67 is the number for the northern Alsace (maybe for the whole Alsace – I don’t know).
And the town is Bitche, situated in the northern Alsacer, only a few miles away from the German border. Always good for a joke, but ooooooold….
Owned my someone’s ex-wife, I guess?
oops, “by”, not “my”. Dang, I wish you could edit these afterward.
photoshop on the “e” we can see it on the glassdoor.
i live in moselle so i can say it’s french plates from a french city
ahhh tis true…but I don’t think its Photoshop, i think the E fell off. You can kinda see the imprint
That’s not a fail, that’s a win.
Disucss.
the real fail here is the carvan thing parked in front- LAO!!
What the hell…. is that a white Nissan hearse I see there…. yeah, thats pimpin. []D [] []\/[] []D
Ugh, I know too many people that need to buy cars there.
This is photoshopped.
Bitche is a small town in Northern Alsace / France.
Bitche is a city in Lorraine, East of France.
So that’s a Photoshop Win.
where all the famous actresses go to buy their cars
Whats so bitch about those cars? they don’t even have single pink car. out of stock?
No sh*t! Now my auto will also bitch me DAMM!!!
This is in France, license plates are definitely french … the city is called Bitche (in Lorraine, and thats an ugly countryside) and I assumed, the E at the end has been deleted thanks to Photoshop, or the letter is missing on this sign.
Did no one notice the hearse out front?
I heard that Mr. Itch is really ticked. Bob said “I can’t imagine what happened here. I sign my name as B. Itch and it’s not at all confusing”.
#177
No dude, these plates are from my country : France. And if i remember well, there is a village called Bitch in the Meurthe et Moselle department (the 57, as in the plate)..
Photochop FAIL.
This is a garage in the town of Bitche. The big sign in red leters has been photochopped to remove the E at the end of the word Bitche. If you zoom in on the image, you can see:
- that there are artefacts around the other letters, but the background is smoother where the letter is missing,
– that the door still shows the word Bitche (i.e. with the letter E at the end).
This is not funny because of the town name, but because of the photochop FAIL.
K.
Wow. I get that it’s Germany. Chances are it’s a failed translation or something similar. But think, how many women there understanding English have called in on this!
Sorry, should’ve read “Bitche in France”