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jake – that might be the biggest FAIL of a comment I have seen. the reasoning behind that is quite simple. you actually tried, and failed. not trying and failing is a common and fun thing around here. actual effort + failure = pure tard.
*facepalm*
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BTW – saw that the forker copying the first guy has a link to a site. In an effort to not click it, I hovered over it, saw the url in the status bar, googled that url, and see that it’s the fat gay shower that won’t go away site. You’ve been warned.
It’s true! I was stupid enough to click on it. And since firefox automatically restores my session every time I force quit… OUCH
Holy crap. I clicked on the Jake link too… That was horrifying. But all you have to do is hold the ‘enter’ button and close your eyes so it’ll go away. =P
Seriously, have you guys never heard the phrase “Curiosity killed the cat”? Just replace “the cat” with “brain cells” and you’ll get what would happen if you click Jake’s link. Jeez.
Not to mention seared retinas.
Indeed. No amount of eyebleach is going to erase THAT image.
*shivers*
Now we know how Oedipus TRULY went blind…
I will never be able to watch The Andy Griffith show the same way again. Thanks for ruining my childhood memories jake.
Interesting username. Is there an echo in the graveyard…
or are you related to the short-fused videogame character?
That was the NASTIEST porn I have ever seen.
That was the nastiest porn I ever saw.
That link resembles this one here:
(BTW crank your volume up)
bringvictory.com
My link is kindof like Jake’s, yet not gay (like jake) and not porno.
I had to actually restart my PC! I’m so glad I didn’t look properly. I’m so glad my firefox ASKS me if I want to go back to the last page I was on unlike Bassplaya’s!!!
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
So glad I have yet to see that.
…those poor cartoon genitals.
i quite enjoyed that..
You just reminded me of ZippOcat.
Or replace “cat” with “erection”.
>_< I clicked his name not realizing what the url was.
TY all might task manager!
Seriously, under any circumstances DO NOT CLICK JAKE’S LINK. IT IS A TROLL TRAP, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU CLICKED ON THAT LINK.
My mommy and daddy taught me not to accept clickies from strangers!
Throughout childhood we were bombarded with the message ’say no to strangers’ and ‘don’t accept sweets from strangers’. The only time I was offerered sweets was in Sheffield in my early-twenties, when a random lass came up the tram in Sheffield offering out pear drops and we had a nice chat and enjoyed pear drops.
*leaps out of bag of pear drops*
*SQUEEEEZES the Moomin!*
*dissolves into a sweet cloud of confectioner’s sugar and drifts away on a gentle breeze*
Ya got style, Dragon!
*sticks tongue out into remaining wisps of breeze*
Sweetness too
*tries to blink confectioners suger from
eyes*
..but I only know strange people – when will
ingratiated xenophobia end? so trolls and
“normal” people can enjoy one-anothers
hyperlinks/sweets**.
**delete as seems fitting..
;-P
Did you click on it?
Yes. I learned the hard way. But that was two weeks ago. I am now warning others not to make the same stupid mistake I made.
Unfortunately, I did the same thing as you. I wonder how the site works…
Apparently there is a different version of the meatspin website where it turns the volume up and the button you have to click to close the damn thing moves around. I’m not brave enough to find out if that’s true or not.
LOL when I clicked it, It wouldn’t let me close it. And when I finally got to click the close button it popped up with something saying ‘hello!” and then I couldn’t close that. so, i held the enter button down and a couple minutes later it was gone. haha=p
Know your shortcuts people.
I generally don’t pay attention to name clicky links
(unless a trustworthy regular poster adds them).
My god I thought it was all a joke until………………………..Stupid Jake..
The lad might just be sharing his private moments with his best friends…?
You do realize that saying that actually INCREASES one’s curiosity and temptation to actually click the link, right? Basically, just make sure that your fingers are ready on the ctrl-alt-del or the equivalent in mac or linux.
Exactly. I was thinking, “How bad could it be? I’ll bet it’s a Rick Roll.”
For anyone who is curious, it is the type of material that no one wants someone to walk in and see them watching. And it does NOT involve women.
Hopefully that gets rid of the curious – unless they are truly “curious,” if you catch my drift.
O dats me..am very CURIOUS. if you catch my drift.
All you have to do to get out of jake’s link is press control+F4.
wow muckrak2r… your logic is simply inescapable.
fail reply to failed comment.
i just crapped in my shorts
It’s using the doritos trademark logo, and says Doritos (under the word “Fail”), and Frito Lay logo is under “package”
If you Google Image search: Engrish Doritos; you can see the un-blurred and obstructed image.
Is it just me or does the yellow one look like he’s enjoying it?
Knife and Fork is a Knork.
http://www.knork.net/
Obviously inferior to the Spork. The Spork is, of course, the greatest combo utensil of all time.
The spork is a runcible spoon.
Yuss. I love Edward Lear
Oh no! Something else to confuse WALL-E !
It looks like a mecha-penis…
I SERIOUSLY hate you. Change the URL. NOW.
Asshole
The awsomeness of firefox… I can click on the link to see what the hell it is without seeing any video or images and without changing my security settings for other sites… suck it, I.E. users =P
That sir, is very sneaky. I approve.
Google Chrome has that feature too. And is much more sexier. =P
Yeah, I :heart: Firefox too.
Are you using the “Interclue” add-on, James?
Once Chrome does add-ons and runs faster to boot, I’ll pay attention.
If I want speed, I’ll just use the newest Safari beta.
(I only wish Apple was planning to allow add-ons for Safari!!!)
This is a win… it’s meant to be like that.
Ha! His foot’s in his groin! That’s funny!
Ha! Ha!
That’s funny!
So, so, funny!!
Ha! Ha!
It’s n his groin!
That’s so funny!!
this was originally on weirdtaste.com
Whats in the bag, Anyone read Japanese or what ever language this is
Ok it says Doritos are they like a cornchip or something
Doritos = nutshot in Japanese.
Win comment
How can something in Mexican mean something in Japanese?
Taco/tako.
TRUE…and true to your comment below too…thanks for straightening out the stupids.
Oh, and it would be something in Spanish, not something in Mexican.
I’m pretty sure taco is not Spanish, and it originated in Mexico. It’s a name, I guess. But if you want something Mexican, clicky. This one’s not messed up either.
Yes, but it’s a Spanish word, because Spanish is the language spoken in Mexico. There is no language called Mexican.
Did you know Brazil is the only South American country that speaks Portuguese? There is no Brazilian language.
Being Canadian, I feel it is my duty to inform you that there is no Canadian language. Despite what those institutes tell you.
How go things in Canada?
Funny. I’m from New Hampha and I only know 1 person from Canada. Are you that sparsely populated up there? :p
Pretty much. We mostly just collect near the American border. The rest is just empty space, with the occasional town thrown in.
I’m glad it’s finally warm enough to ditch my winter coat.
I’ve never actually been to Canada, but I did see it from Detroit! Isn’t all that “empty space” actually full of lush forests and verdant wildlife? You know – bears, elk, deer, caribou, birds, rabbits, etc? Miles and miles of trees? Doesn’t sound empty at all! Cold, but not empty.
True. By “empty” I meant “unspoiled by human hands”.
Except for the prairies. They actually are pretty empty – corn and wheat as far as the eye can see.
“I’ve never actually been to Canada, but I did see it from Detroit!”
Oops! Forgot my HTML:
“I’ve never actually been to Canada, but I did see it from Detroit!”
[ Insert Sarah Palin joke here]
Sounds lovely, except for the cold. I love forests and streams, lakes and rivers, etc. This and I live in Southern California. Asphalt and stucco as far as the eye can see…
As far as beautiful countries go, I love Australia. The beaches, the reefs, the desert, the rainforests, the diverse and unique wildlife…
Required:
Good catch!
Hammy:
I’d love to go, and the few Australians I’ve met have been the most wonderful people! And boy, can they drink!!
If you get the chance, I suggest you do. There’s so much to see. I was there for 3 years, and still didn’t see everything.
My sister just got accepted to a University there, so hopefully I’ll get to go back soon.
i.e., to go on vacation there under the guise of visiting her.
Hey hammykins, I’m from the prairies…. and you’re right,
it’s pretty much all farmers’ fields, small towns and a
couple of cities.
But these can be pretty too, in their way.
OMVFG!
i’m Brazillian, and it’s SO RARE to find someone that knows that!
we speak Portuguese.. as in Portugal..
*Stuff the world has to know*
[x] Britney Spears is not virgin
[x] Brazil’s language is portuguese
[ ] Google is ran satan
[ ] Barack obama is a robot
[ ] Hitler is alive, in Texas – US.
Yes, I did know that. I still know it, but I did too.
Lucky you. I knew it, but now I’ve forgotten.
I forgot I knew it, now I’m not so sure.
“MEXICAN” IS NOT A LANGUAGE!!!! IT’S CALLED SPANISH!
So, that’s a quick and easy Language Fail to you, Señor.
Wow! No wonder we laugh at translated stuff gone awry. It translates like that!
[link]http://taitsukun.com/index.html[/link]
Black Pepper and Salt flavor.
Yum?
The top portion says (roughly translated) “Mr. Tights” [picture/icon] “Doritos for adults”. The middle portion in the vertical writing says “electric masseuse (a Japanese prank which is exactly what the big picture shows) restored”. Not entirely sure why it’s “restored” but…
Because it doesn’t say “restored”.
Fukkatsu （復活）means more like “revitalization” or “refresh.”
It’s saying “a revitalization via electric masseuse”
Why are the Doritos black ..
Ahh, black pepper and salt flavour
Yeah, they couldn’t move the asparagus flavour off the shelves.
i found if you dip the asparagus flavored ones in pork n beans sauce, they go down quite nicely.
The black ones are more filling.
See, that foot came right out again.
I thought y’all used meters. Even more filling.
Plus, you can divide the portions much more easily, eh?
Butt where’s the shoe?
They’re made from blue corn nuts.
Okay, let me try that again…
blue (indian) corn
+
blue balls (nuts)
+
corn^ nuts.
Mix it all together and you get:
ground blue corn nuts.
*sigh* Never mind…. I think I’ll go
play withhave some cheetos…Because they’re Salt-N-Pepa flavored!
Because they’re bruised from the package being kicked?
Inside are aroused Japanese action figures.
and on the outside
The ones on the bag are just faking.
OMG! Mikey! Arthur! Those suits are tasteless!
Disagree. They taste great!
*tastes*
Needs more pineapple!
Poor Mikey… raped with a pineapple and he’s not even here to enjoy it.
Hell, now how do I get my pineapple back.
I suggest hydraulics.
*tries hydro licks* Like this?
That’s your answer to everything.
Actually, I think the knows the secret to the universe.
Just who IS this “the” to whom you refer?
I must meet them and buy them a drink.
Whoa!
*Bukkit please*
*passes bukkit*
(Bukkits wont pass below this level)
*hangs head*
And I SO wanted to meet them…
*trudges dejectedly (and slowly) away*
Hahahahahaha
Our ankle grabbing escapades are everywhere!
But for such perversions we must dress as superheroes.
“fastsuits” (hi bye!)
It allows us to reach higher rotational speeds, the clicky explains why. We’re romantics at heart.
(say hello, waves goodbye)
♫ I don’t know why you wave goodbye and say hello…
♫ Hello My Baby, Hello my darling, Hello my ragtime Gal…
♫ Hello, I love you, won’t you tell me your name…
♫ Hello Dolly! Well, Hello Dolly! It’s so nice to have you back where you belong…
♫ Goodbye yellow brick road, where the dogs of society howl…
♫ So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, goodbye!
♪ Good bye Ruby Tuesday ♪
Is it like a corporate trust game? “…okay, now you…massage his crotch with your foot”
A game of Asian Twister gone very awry…
Now hand over the keys to the safe…or god help me, I’ll do it…
You’re not going to pick the lock with THAT?
Umm, yeah. Seen the lock grease?
Well, actually it’s Dorito’s grease; works much better.
Slippery snack-sauce slide…mmmmmmm….
flippery flap flop flies…mmmmmmmm…
Sean Lock grease?
Sean Lock disagrease, that’s what makes him so difficult to stalk.
Don’t worry friend! I’ll have these pesky legs off you in a jiff!
Thanks! It will be happy snail trials for me from now on
*checks gender* Sorry, just really gotta know.
Oooo surprising! Won’t tell, promise.
Ooooo! Tell me! Tellmetellmetellme!
Please?
*whispers*
*makes funny gestures with hands*
Ahh man. Why’d I ask?
Curiosity killed the cat, did it?
Yes, I’m afraid [gender] has gone
What?
Domo arigato, Mr. Ro-torso – WHAT happened to your gravatar?!
I think she’s got pink eye right now from staring square at the screen for so long.
When you said you were gonna pull his leg, I thought you were joking…
CAUTION: May Cause Diarrhea.
or your money back
Satisfaction guaranteed.
This package is sold by weight, not volume. Some settling of contents may have occured due to the foot being pressed into the groin area.
♪ Satisfaction guaranteed (or take your love back)
Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you…
From the makers of ‘made in china’ comes…
‘made from chinese people’
they made everything in this world, and they have been reserving the right to disassemble everything they want, at will, for centuries.
♪ The hippy hippy break…
It’s HIM! The Ghost Who Walks!
If viewed in this context it actually explains alot about his off duty hours.
I almost wrote a long story involving their close friendship along with some castration involved… but I thought it would be out of my character.
-stares-
It’s important to stay in character.
-stares back-
I concur.
-stares at Mookie’s back-
How come I always wind up face down in these threads?
Hmm, it could have somethign to do with all these potatoes that lie about in all threads, but there seems to be an abundance in this one….
I ran out of character once…
Then I saw Mookie, face down yet again.
It restored all of me that mattered.
Hmm, all they need is a woman, and then they would have an Eiffel Tower that meant that they love London…
I thought the Eiffel Tower was in Amsterdam?
I think it is, I must have been thinking of the Pink Mickey mouse Tail outside Paris Paris….
Lol its in paris xD
I think that’s a win.
What is? Did you get a medal?
No, but he did a victory dance that lasted way too long.
I think he’s the one getting his “Doritos” massaged by a foot. Maybe he went to Japan and won a free “asian” massage.
You misspelled abrasion?
Why did i put quotes there?
*Bukkit please*
Did you misspell bukkake?
Did you misspell “spill?”
I think you misspelled “Cookie”
I think you misspelled debase.
Ouch. That hurt.
mispelings whont nesst bilow thys levul.
Peace’playa
You misspelled “un chien andalusia”.
He mustard forgotten the bread and pickles.
If he goes back to get them he’ll have to ketchup.
& he won’t relish that at all.
He mayo swell, oregano one will mind.
When Interpretive Dance Goes Wrong…
They interpreted it as swing time music.
Their second set is rhythm and bruise.
Just wait for the jam bands to start playing!
they need a lot of room to spread out
I’m changing my name!
Who are you going to be?
Bob!
Hi, Bob!
Is it short for Kate?
Maybe! I’ll ask Sir Edmund.
That’s a cunning plan.
That is be!
You called, my lord?
Can you dig a trench 5 feet by 3 feet and find me some Roman artefacts?
We should be off to Mrs Miggins to have a pie to celebrate! This is even more exciting than when Percy discovered pure green!
I could, but we usually don’t find anything and end up digging loads of trenches.
Hang on, I think I threw that green in the fire along with Mr. Johnson’s dictionary. Oops.
Bean there, done that.
*Drives off in mini, causing reliant robin to crash*
*drives tank towards parked mini*
What’s going on here? It’s not the nine o’clock news you know!
Look at you, strutting in here like you’re Johnny English!
Don’t be crossing my thin blue line now Moomin.
Only if you promise to never say never again.
I don’t know Zazu talking about but I promise.
Now you have lost me, I couldn’t see you behind the tall guy.
Seriously, love? Actually?
Hammy, you’re such a Hot Shot! You do make me laugh.
*is now dredging through archives because she doesn’t know any more refs*
He does provide Comic Relief!
*had to look up the zazu reference, amd I’m all out except I’m pretty sure he will have been involved in comic relief at some point*
Black(adder)to quotes from Baldrick then! Haha.
Genius. I want to cover you in pepper and sneeze all over you darling.
*sneezes self out the window*
I’m having dung for dinner!
*looks down from the window*
Sir, without your sneezes, life is like a broken pencil. Pointless!
*knows most of the epsiodes but cannot for her life remember a quote other than that it be/yes it is!*
Wibble!
*sticks two pencils up Aja’s nose and puts a hanky on head*
*looks up to window*
What light from yonder window breaks? It is the East and jam is the sun. Would a jam by any other name be as sweet? You can lead me anywhere.
Please please please don’t you ever stop.
(I know random quotes and situations, but not what order and episode they may appear in. Together, we could nail a blackadder quiz)
They pad it out with some rag time.
That gives me the blues.
I don’t know. That package clearly shows they are listening to pop!
I wonder if they’re open to something alternative.
They’ve clearly tried hip hop.
The orange reggaelia leaves a little to be desired, though!
Their jazzing. Close your eyes.
Far be it from us to metal into their affairs anyway…
Can sambady tell me what the heck they are doing?
I think they’re making music genre puns.
Lol, those puns are pretty funky! Classical.
Oh, you’re on today. I was going to say something about rap, but that isn’t really music…, more like Noise. Clickie! This guy is a God!
S’okay – then they give some contemporary pop.
the Nutcracker ensues.
The Nutcracker? Sweet!
That would make them… the Sugar Plum Fairies?
those are much less dangerous than the Horny Toad Pharaohs.
It’s written : “Electromassage comeback”. And the inscription on the bottom states of something with black pepper inside, but I can’t read well, too small.
I can’t figure out what’s in this bag…
if this bag were between the dark orange dudes foot, and the light orange dudes sack, we would all know the contents.
It’s a Wrestler form the good ol’ days…his special move was “denki anma”, which , as the picture illustrates, mean to shove his foot into his opponents groin and kind of vibrate it (hence the denki)…
The real fun/fail in this comes when the kids in school at that time, mimicking their hero, did this to each other hahaha.
Crushed Nuts.
Hushed pups
Super Balls.
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure
They’re the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It’s my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
And yet again it gets stuck in my head again.
Dr Zoidberg? Is that you?
*Bows*
You seem malnourished, are you suffering from internal parasites?
That guy is Tights-kun, who’s a popular cartoon character in Japan … who seems to be depicted more often than not doing crazy crap.
Moar: http://www.blog5.com/2007/07/16/be-nice-tights-kun-teaches-manners-through-violence/
Sounds like they need more sports heroes over there…
I wonder what manners he is demonstrating on this package?
Damn! There’s (^^^) that double meaning (vvv) again…
I love how the title – Package Fail – takes on 2 meanings here.
…and by title, I mean caption…
…and by caption, I mean package…
OMGosh WTF dude?
R
http://www.privacy.at.tc
Aaak! Spammers! EVERYWHERE! HEELPP! THEY’RE COMING OUT OF THE WALLS NOW!
They’re coming out of the walls? What is this, the Matrix?
Sorry. Someone spiked my tap water.
Are you seeing rainbows??
*melts out of the wall*
I’m seeing squeezes. . .
*SQUEEZE*
*melts into the floor*
Oookay. Did I just see The Moomin melt between surfaces? I think I need more sleep.
Wheelbarrow race – you’re doing it wrong.
I look it so funny.
Yes. You do.
I listen you so funny.
Why is the Phantom (in the wrong colours) doing this to his adversary? The ring should be enough, right?
I’ve just found their website. Click my name.
And do not worry, it is not a jake type website. Just one about the two characters on the chip bag.
Those Japanese – so far ahead of the rest of us in Web graphic design.
On closer inspection, Taitsu-kun has his own blog, comic and you can subscribe to his website.
Ah, but does he have his own brand of spaghetti sauce? Here in the Northeast (US), you haven’t made it big until you do.
He looks pretty happy for being kicked in the crotch.
He usually has to pay a lot of money for it, he was overjoyed for being paid to indulge in his fetish.
Makes sense!
Hmmm. Failblog has been censoring comments. Very interesting.
Has it? Are there any examples?
Two times i wrote something, it showed up, and then 10 minutes later it wasn’t there anymore.
I not i
I suspect the Failblog moderators are on their guard since the recent tidal wave of trolls hit Failblog a few weeks ago. Remember “I POOPED”? The failblog admin probably won’t let that happen again.
Please Failgods, let that be true.
Comments can get trapped in the filter for a variety of reasons. We have reason to believe the moderators no longer monitor the sequestered comments. When a comment is caught in the filter, it will not get a listing in the “recent comments” section. Your browser will still display the filtered comment in the main comments section, but YOU will be the only one seeing it. Eventually your browser will clear this false entry, thus giving the illusion that your post was removed.
They did that to one of my comments the other day. Two actually and they contained links. To a girl scout song, so it wasn’t like it was in NEED of censoring.
Didja ever figure out what to do with all the chili?
There are STILL four containers left!! And pretty much it’s just been chili or chili nachos. I don’t think I’ll be wanting red chili anytime soon after that fiasco. Now White Chicken Chili, that is a totally different story.
I don’t know if I could handle that much chili at once.
Did you try freezing it?
Oh yeah, 8+ containers of it! And that was after we ate chili for dinner that night! I made two batches. At once. Not doing that again. I just hope my folks bring back the type of white beans I need to make the chicken chili. They’re in New Mexico right now.
Damn that’s a lot of chili. I remember one time, our family was driving through the outback with a cooler full of chili to eat strapped on top of the car. After a while, we noticed something red dripping down the windows. The cooler had come open and all the chili leaked out – the whole car was covered in dried out chili.
It pretty much put me off chili for life
That would do it! Ick!
Chili is a favorite at my place (and my folks) because it’s easy to make, easy to store, and easy to add to if we need. My stepfather likes to randomly add stuff to it when they’re in the leftover stages. Different beans, potatoes, tomatoes, but nothing spicy. I make it pretty spicy to begin with.
Party at Avis’s place! Parents in Mexico!
*sighs knowing it’s too good to be true*
flavor ball?
Looks like there would be crushed nuts in this bag
eat it to become a nut crusher
now without nuts!
I’d need to see the translation to know if this is really a fail. If it’s an add for cracked nuts it seems like it’s full of win!
Wrong and wrong. It’s a bag of salt and black pepper chips.
Oh, and the spelling is ad, not add.
No, it’s A.D.D.
A.D.D?!
WOOOO!!!!
*starts jumping up and down on sofa*
Look at me! Look at me!!!
Look! Shiny!
Shiny?! WHERE?!! ME WANT SHINY!!!
*crashes into tree*
Words of advice for young people – don’t keep your sofa near a tree.
And don’t do that to the sofa. Sofas aren’t cheap, y’know? Sure, you can go down the block and get a cheap sofa, but it won’t be the kind of “keep it in your house for twenty years” sofa. Not the kind of sofa where you’d turn on the ball game and take a nap kind of sofa. Maybe you’re thinking of the “foam rubber sofa” thingy I see in the abandoned gas station, out-of-the-back-of-the-truck kind of sofa. But I don’t wanna see you jumping up and down on any decent sofa! Ya hear me son? And stay off my lawn…
If you don’t take the plastic wrapping off they stay good forever.
Even with the plastic, they ruin if you jump on them.
I didn’t say it was for cracked nuts, silly. I said if it was it was a win. So only one wrong there. I am always putting that extra d in ad. It’s nice to know you’ve got my back. I’ll do the counting and you can do the spelling.
looks like the guy in the yellow is enjoying it
Translation anyone?
read all comments first and you’d get it..
Salt & Pepper Doritos, electric masseuse restored
ouch
The ambiguously gay duo!
FIRST!
According to adrants.com it’s part of a promotion called “Tights-kun Doritos” or “Buddy-boy in tights Doritos.” The aforementioned is a prolific animated porn character and aficio-NAD-os are collecting variations on the packaging.
Here are more of the series:
http://www.adrants.com/images/doritos-japan-four-pack.jpg
ah… the Japanese!
putting yaoi on dorito bags *tisk tisk*
To be fair those characters are like a funny joke on purpse in Japan.
actually an electric massager…
*lol* this has to hurt.
Joke on purpose or not, its funny and they have what they want: Plenty of publicity. Their name is now known all over the world, and I’m sure, I’m not the only one considering buying it, just for fun, should I ever see it in a story, when I’m there.
yeah his foot looks like the other guys penis
i’d buy these
Cool.
This is real, meant to be like that and everything related. The two on the package are from a line of Japanese mystery box toys, I’ve got a few and they are quite amusing.
I believe this is an ancient jiu-jitsu move called “the gas pedal”
maybe it means these chips have crunch
say goodbye to those dreams of having kids
Nacho Libres!!!!!
has this company closed down yet?
Ouch! Watching this made me feel all oogy.
#175
Sex Machineguns – Yonaoshi Good Vibration
epic win!! ^_____^