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Must be mexicans…
Ah mah gud. Where’s them sombreros?
And in which language is the word Alto?
My girlfriend informs me it’s spanish and they’re in Mexico City.
o8643′s ‘girlfreind’ = google
woonplaats’s ‘enemy’ = spelling
Sorry, but…freind?
that must be american…
‘google’ = evil
‘Evil’ = Disney
uh…..I work for Disney.
REPENT! REPENT! Heathen!
… so this is not news to you, but not everyone is aware.
Is there broadband in Hell, Mr. Satin?
Satin lives on a bed, silly, not hell.
SATAN, however…
LIAR! Hail Satin! HAIL SATIN!
♪ Please allow me to introduce myself…
*reclines*
And to Ricardo–
Who are you calling ‘Mr.?’
a satin Satan! now that would be formidable
you r dumb. satin is quite different than satan.
im pretty sure u mean satan
I did some work for Disney, in the offices at the fabled Disneyland (behind the scenes, so to speak). I think the company motto is “The beatings shall continue until moral improves.” Ah, Disneyland. 1 security guy for every 5 tourists.
And DisneyWorld! My sister goes there a lot. They have 4 kids and one time she was there a security type told her to keep a close eye on her kids because at any one time there would be 3 child abduction rings working the park. If your kid comes up missing they usher you into a room with like 50 security monitors so you can try to spot your kid being whisked away.
I went to the Disney store in W. L.A. one time, and asked the girl behind the counter, “What’s it like working for the rat?” She looked around furtively and asked, “Which one?” True.
love the stories. keep em coming
lol
Ask her about the real deal of Club 33
What’s there to know about it? It’s a very fancy restaurant near The Blue Bayou.
ragora works for the government.
RE: The beating will continue until morale improves…
That’s the Army’s motto, dammit!
(dammit to satin!)
Sure, why not? Satin can always use more morale.
Wow. Good story- next time, make it in LOLSPEAK.
LOLSPEAK – can’t it out. Maybe a new language forming before our (horrified) eyes.
3 stories for the price of one, and worth every penny you paid.
Ahem. … make it out. /ahem.
I’m wondering if said girlfriend also does the traffic and weather…
Perhaps she likes a hard topic…
I take it you’ve seen the latest episode of South Park?
Google = Disney?
I don’t know about that but I do know girlfriend= evil
Then you’re doing it wrong.
I guess he feels the restraining order was unnecessarily cruel.
If that’s the case he really IS doing it wrong.
If girlfriend = evil I say
Evil, be thou my good.
*Thanks Mr. Milton*
I’m pretty sure he’s either reigning in hell or serving in heaven at the moment, but I just know he appreciates the sentiment.
YEP dats jose, jose, nd elbedro…from newcastle..jus good ol americans
It’s the Good, the Bad, and the Retarded.
You spelled Ugly wrong.
Nah he’s dutch
Yes, because in America, the stop signs aren’t in english.
You fail. lol
SI, I AM..??
Actually is Guatemala City, Guatemala in Central America, that sign next to the traffic light is our City Hall’s shield…doesn’t make me proud but…what the hell!!!
Its NOT Mexico City. I shot this pic in Guatemala city
no, I don´t think is is mexico. this looks pretty much like guatemala. I can tell from the green sign in the traffic light, its very much like the green emblem of the guatemalan municipality
They are not in Mexico City, your girlfriend is wrong.
Ignorants, as usual, you must be gringo. Alto is the spanish word for Stop.
Ellos ya lo sabían antes de que se lo contases. Saben usar Gafas.
Ah, la estructura de la oración, la mala conjugación, y la palabra “gafas”
(muy buena!) me hacen pensar en un babelfishazo. In any case, I love it.
Gafas!!!
GAFAS!!!
Sir, may I have your gafas?
Yes, because not knowing Spanish makes someone ignorant. Well played, ass.
Nothing is wrong with being ignorant. Everyone is ignorant. It’s stupid trying to use it as an insult though.
Of course!
Shame on me for not speaking spanish! What a sin, now I must be judged by an internet idiot!
But not knowing english does makes you ignorant? I dont think so.
Not knowing how to speak english
Ignorant- yes.
Stupid- no.
Don’t confuse the two.
I love your frankness. If you wanna tell somebody to shove it up their ass, you will. We need more of that in today’s society.
How do you call those people who only speak a language? AMERICANS..
Τι είπες? Δεν άκουσα καλά.
What? You don’t know what this means? How ignorant, you must be gringo too.
“alto” is the spanish word for “stopsign”
no. it’s the spanish word for “very large and red-colored octagon.” didn’t you ever learn anything?
Mexico…Alto= stop
mexico
that reminds me of……”hmmm…..there’s something strange about that sop sign. listen, we cant stop at every sop, weild, or one vay sign, keep going”
Not all mexicana have sombrero, just “naca” ppl or ppl that is too old and alto is spanish
They’ll close it when they get nearer to the border.
alook at the stop sign. it is
no … REALLY ! when “alto”is written on a stop sign and that they all look like mexicans, it can only be mexicans !!! but at least, they are having fun ! or i hope so.
They’re from Guatemala, in Central America, south of Mexico…
it is in mexico lol its says alto on the sign
They are in Guatemala!
of course science and technology wasted their money on giant mole rats that wear sombreros not video games
maybe they alredy hade 5 kids in the car and they ran out of space..
They’re just getting a bit of fresh air.
Alto = What those boys will be singing after that car goes over a speed bump.
Crescendo = How loud they’ll be screaming when they’re flung out of the car.
Finito = The truck driving towards the area they landed on
Frito = Type of potato chip
Tito = Former leader of former Yugoslavia
Tino- A hobo I know down the street from city hall.
It’s actually a Greek island. Tinos.
Lino – A floor covering.
Beano – a british comic
Wino – the driver
Vino = the drivers drink
Pinto = the driver’s car
Vimto – The drunk, dyslexic driver needs a bukkit.
completo = what one says when they complete a set in the game Capitalism
Hirohito = Japanese emperor
Cheeto = The children’s main source of nourishment.
Dorito = their secondary source of nourishment
Ball in a cup = their main source of entertainment
Zayro = Combo breaker.
Dino – Fred & Wilma’s pet.
Primo- the price they’ll get for that mint condition pickup/sedan.
Her O – the face to die for (Shakespearean sense, of course).
Beaner – boys in this trunk
Bandito = sneaky Mexican who will attempt to steal said chips.
Nacho = a priest moonlighting as a luchador.
Nacho Vidal: 22.5 cm of spanish sausage
Gore Vidal: 6 feet (or so) of author
Vidal Sassoon = hairdresser
Bassoon = double reed instrument
Saxophone (played by Ronnie Ross) = Lou Reed instrument
Telephone = an antique speaker/microphone device, ask your grandmother, she’ll know.
Smoky and the Bandito?
Bandit -> Bandido
Oh man, the Frito Bandito is my hero.
Um, not unless “potato” is Spanglish for “corn.”
Potato is spanglish for corn
i think from knowing if someone is a reatard that you are a complete reatrd because spanglish is not spanish and english..it’s some retarded language that a few spazed up retards made up..so, in conclusion,you are a reatard.
♫ Alto! In the name of love… ♫
Oh you better alto
before you tear me all apart…
♫ Don’t alto till you get enough..♫
Alto! Hammer time!
*Prays for forgiveness*
Alto right now, thank you very much
Can’t alto, addicted to the shin dig.
Woah, you’d better alto before you tear me all apart.
Alto right there – I gotta know right now. Before we go any further do you love m
I can’t alto loving you. Time passes quickly and chances are few…
Alto! in the name of loove..
I’d rather they sang tenor; tenor 20 miles away.
Seats 7 (at least)!
…
Do you think safety is really an issue for them?
I’d say issue #3 at least.
It’s ok, all the rugs will cushion the crash.
This has to be racist somehow… maybe I’m to young to understand.
haven’t you learned about how to hate mexicans in KKK school yet?
It’s a recession. They had to cut out some racism to save money.
Nah, it’s a clumsy reference to a previous fail about a car full of rugs.
OMG and what have the Clumsy’s done to you? Racist.
(oh, just for the record I enjoyed it – like feet on a warm rug in front of the fire after a hard day skiing, or perhaps a larger at the corner pub)
.
“rugrats”
haha also a ‘lager’
I love the Clumsy’s, that’s why I was referencing them! I’ve memorized all their literary works!
Glad to hear you had a grand time. Any photographs?)
(Or a larger lager?
At least put ‘em in a sack on the running board…
but theres only one head hole thing
But if you stack ‘em carefully…
LOL, Major reference win!
This is perfectly safe! I do this all the time…
And you’re still able to operate a computer? Wow.
Well, I suppose you get bored at the hospital
Whatta fail
A fail is either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.
1] “you actually bought that? FAIL”
2] “this movie fails.”
Ummm… not to put too fine a point on it, but you’re wrong about this one. Fail can (thanks to this lovely blog) be used as a noun.
yes?
I cannot HEAR YOUOU!
How, exactly, does a fish drow?
What exactly does drow mean?
how do i mine for fish?
Very carefully.
From Wikipedia:
“The Dictionary of the Scots Language (2005) lists [drow] as a variant form of the Scots term ‘Trow’, which shares a common origin with the Scandinavian ‘troll’.
They are a small elf sort of being that do metal work and live underground or in hollows. Sort of like the Lord of the Rings dwarves.
So Trow-El is a Superdwarf?
I Kent say for certain.
A trowel is what you dig in the garden with.
I just Kent say for certain.
At least theres not a sign on the car saying “kids for sail”
They’re being taken to the baby dump.
No no no…! Instant hot tub, just add water…it’s GENIUS!
+ speedbump = instant sprinkler/roadwash
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
WATER!!! dont you know mexicans dont take baths?
Let’s hope you do, because you’re going to need a lot of water, and very soon…
WHAT?
You’re zoomin’ towards a FOOOOOOOOOOM!!!in’!
ok now i am really confused
Good. That’s how we like our trolls.
Hi, Mr. Confused, may I call you Really?
I wonder if he’s related to Dazed N. Confused?
He is my uncle
*feels as if she forgot something important today*
I went to the store…I fed the animals…there was something else I was supposed to do….
Oh yeah!
*sets nimrod on fire and tosses him out of the thread*
*checks “take care of bigoted troll” off today’s ‘to do’ list*
*watches burning nimrod scream as he plummets to his death*
These trolls are too easy. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. FOOOOOOM!!!ing them in your case, Dragon.
Some of ‘em are more tenacious than others. Getting rid of them is easy…keeping them gone can be trickier.
You’re really mean to noobs.
Nah, the Failbloggers are nice to noobs, in my experience.
They’re only mean to the troll-y/bigoted ones.
Am i a troll or bigoted?
Yes.
Maybe but the question then arises: why would you want to be either?
*hugs plussingaswhich*
Thanks for noticing, sweets!
I would like to be a troll they be kinda cool. Live under a brind it would be cool lol
Don’t know any, DO YOU????!!!
Don’t I? carajo. That must be the reason of the hideous smell.
Off I go to my monthly mexican bath…
I’ thinking “Clown Car”, but I can’t come up with a funny comment about it. Too early, must drink…
With a little rerouting of the exhaust, you’ve got a bubble jets.
…And Carbon Monoxide poisoning! Double the fun and half the life expectancy!
That’s cuz they’re not near the water.
Geez! My reply got lost ‘n’ then started making sense again…
lol
rofl
triple homicide fail
FIRST!!!ONE!1!
Either your browser is really slow, or you are an annoying prat. My money’s on the latter.
*takes the money off of the annoying brat’s head*
*gives it back to BFF*
Here you go, you should be more careful about where you leave your money!
Hee!
My money’s on the ladder – I’m trying to get someone to elope with me.
The ladder is ladderless, slide down a snake.
cry moar
not every1 can be first
TRY LATER KTHXBAI
double fail, anyone?
No thank you, I’ve just eaten.
take that ONE and sit on it loser =]
Beaner boot party?
weiner of marty?
leaner than lardy?
dude!! thats completely safe….. i’ve done a lot of times.
XD
You’ve done a lot of time? I’m not surprised…
how do you “do” time…that might be interesting to watch…
I’m never surprised. I’ve just realized that, too. How odd. Actually, it comes as kind of a surprise.
You all = fail.
I really think you should stop addressing yourself in the third person.
…second person. All forms of “you” are second person. Subject Win, Life Fail.
damn idiot. should have closed the trunk…this is dangerous!
Noone has helpfully pointed out that this isn’t really a fail at all, it’s actually some kind of heartwarming win, which they will now explain in an earnest, lengthy comment.
Just like the cheerfully self-righteous explanations in the 17 preceeding comments.
What’s the world coming to? I’m missing the delusional and repetitive posters…
PS: this isn’t really a fail, it’s a win, okay?
Methinks plussingaswhich doth protest too much…
its because theres candy in there
I’m just surprised no one has screamed at us for finding humo(u)r in this obvious potential for disaster.
*whistles innocently to self*
YOU HEARTLESS TOADS!!! HOW COULD ALL OF YOU LAUGH AT THIS!!! THESE CHILDREN COULD BE SERIOUSLY INJURED OR EVEN KILLED!!! DOESN’T ANYONE HERE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO??? GET A LIFE!!!
Ahhh. Much better!
Anything to make your life more pleasant.
Aww, so sweet!
How are things today?
Sorry, I can’t hear anything. My ears are still ringing from coyote’s outburst.
We had two inches of snow this morning and then a Chinook came in and melted everything. Spring is back. Crocuses, daffodils and cherry trees are in bloom.
I just finished a mile walk. Longest walk since December.
How is it there?
Close to 50, and sunny! The southsiders must be beside themselves with happiness. Today is the southside St. Patrick’s Day extravaganza. I spent the entirety of the morning hung over, pretending to be dead. I went to a friends bar last night. I blame Maggie, and her Jameson shots.
11 here, and it’s actually been a beautiful day. The St. Paddy’s day march was so loud you could here it from where I’m commenting, ie- several miles away. It was a bit solemn though, to mourn the soldiers who died in the Real IRA attack last week. Those poor troopers, they were going to Afghanistan and to think they get shot in their own country.
Sorry to hear about that, BF.
Twisted your arm and forced them down your throat did she?
Of course! She’s pushy that way.
I suspect some blarney is being dished out here.
It’s true I could have said no, but she had already poured it (the first one) and it would have been incredibly rude of me to turn it down. Same thing with the second one. I was only being polite! And for the record, there were only the two. She knows I can’t drink too many shots, and still be able to stand.
Okay. Politeness is acceptable. Standards must be maintained after all.
We Irish are known for our excessive politeness!
*nods head emphatically*
Of course, I gave her silicone spatula with shamrocks in it (she is ALL ABOUT the shamrocks), so she might have poured that first one as a thank-you.
Them Chinooks, hard workin’ people – and probably melted it all for a nominal charge at most.
Bonus points for the implication we have no lives, too!
You’ve made a mistake, it’s actually not a dangerous fail, it’s actually actually an actual win for those poor boys who have an even more dangerous car seat allergy.
Contact with car seat-areas would lead to their immediate deaths, is that what you want?!
Only by sitting with most of their bodies exposed to the night air can they travel in safety. It’s a WIN for them, oh yes indeedy.
Etc.
It would help your case if you could link us to several studies charting the rising number of car seat allergy sufferers vs the fewer instances of upholstery allergy sufferers just to add verisimilitude to your claims.
Verisimilitude!
I’m allergic to that.
*sneezes hat off*
*hands The Moomin a box of Kleenex*
:p
Thankyou kindly.
*makes new hat out of kleenex*
No, that can’t be right.
THAT won’t keep out the alien signals!
No. But if they try to attack me, the germs in the kleenex will get them.
Classic War of the Worlds reference!
I always use tin foil. Not aluminum foil. Good, old fashioned tin foil.
Silver leaf is way more fashionable, but it’s a lot more expensive.
Gold leaf is the most popular, but I don’t really like the yellow tinge.
Nah, gold leaf went out of fashion when Rutherford went around zapping people’s heads with alpha particles for giggles.
But silver leaf is werewolf proof.
Yeah, the added protection is definitely worth the extra money.
The taming love of a good woman will cure that lycanthropy for ya.
Disaster? I’m thinkin’ Darwin Award potential here.
O yes, this could definitely be a doozy of a Darwin, an Honourable Mention at least.
But aren’t you supposed to take yourself out of the gene pool BEFORE you have kids? And not take your kids out of it?
Good point, but at least the kids in back can efficiently be removed from said pool before providing any more failblog quality products.
That’s assuming they inherited the “stupid” gene.
Other famous inheritors include Paris Hilton, George W Bush and Sarah Palin.
Assume away, we’ll never really know will we. Judging by their actions though, I believe that would be a safe assumption.
Kids, no matter how smart or stupid, tend to go along with what their parents or elders want. When I was a kid, if one of my folks had suggested I ride in the open trunk, I would have assumed they knew it was safe. That I wouldn’t get hurt. It wouldn’t even be on a conscious level. Kids are just not known to really think things through. Most kids.
I remember being younger and being told by my older brother to do things that sounded perfectly reasonable at the time but in hindsight were utterly ridiculos, so I see what you mean.
Do you think these kids are in that ‘most’ catergory?
There is absolutely no way to tell. Not from this photo anyway.
Okay, moving on.
I’m thinking, off the whole clan at once. Terminate the whole downline. I’d rather buy wholesale.
WOW
I do not believe this is the World of Warcraft blog.
This is the Words Of Wisdom blog.
Not the WOolWorths blog.
I just thought it was Wednesday.
Hey Coyote! Have you looked into a Zapper?
I’ll probably regret this. Zapper?
No, this is a good thing. Search Hulda Clark. I bought one and within 10 days it completely demolished my ganglion cyst. It is supposed to do the same for cancers. Basically, it puts a small square wave electric current through your bloodstream. The current destroys pathogens. I can attest that it really, really works. I’ve gotten more energy and vitality, though I don’t have any problems that require chemo… By reducing the load on the immune system it allows for said system to go after bigger problems.
Since it isn’t pharma, it doesn’t interfere with meds. It does make said meds more effective, through electroporation. Use care here.
I’m really suggesting something I think would be good for you.
Wow. You mean the cure for tumor-based cancer has been out there all this time, and no one thought to tell you, coyote?? The NERVE of them!
Don’t be snide! I really mean to help. REALLY!!!!
Sorry, but…you sound like an infomercial. I would need a LOT of research, access to studies, and statistical information of the results before I would even begin to believe that this would work. I have no doubt that you mean well, but I’m 100% skeptical of the claims you are making.
Suit yourself, though I think you put too much reliance into the science end of things. I’ve used one myself, what more do you need to hear?
It cannot hurt. If is doesn’t work, so what? What IS working?
BTW, this has been researched regarding in vivo (sp?) sterilization of blood products.
The square wave produces reverse eddy currents that destroy the sheath of bacteria, fungi and viruses.
And regarding the infomercial, I don’t make or sell these devices. I just use one, to my betterment.
What more do I need than the claims of one single person I’ve never actually met and have only talked to peripherally over the internet on a Fail site??
Um….lots. Lots and lots and lots. Seriously…LOTS.
Since I don’t have cysts, but rather tumors that come from a genetic disorder what makes you think this whoozit would work for me? Because the guy who sold it to you said it would? Was he a doctor? Did he specialize in tumors? Was he REALLY a doctor?
It cannot hurt. Are you 100% sure about that? I mean, have you tested it on people with my condition to prove that statement? Doctors aren’t even sure how I ended up with this condition! No one else in the family has it and it doesn’t skip generations.
I’m glad this product worked for you, but are you sure it was the product?
I had a ganglion cyst on my left wrist for a year. The previous one I had on my right hand (20 years before) was drained twice with syringes before it went away. Interesting stuff – blue fluid!
I used the Zapper for 10 (ten) days and the cyst is GONE. I know a cyst is not a tumor, but, do I have clinical evidence (hundreds of patients) trials that it will work for your condition? Of course not. Are you gonna sit around until somebody in a pharma lab says this works? It cannot hurt you!
I’m through talking about this. If you don’t want to try it, it is your decision. I know it has helped me. Yes, I KNOW it was the product, nothing else changed.
Until MY doctor tells me it’s safe, no sale. Doctors simply don’t know enough abut my condition to say definitively that it cannot hurt me.
Neener, If this thing really, REALLY worked, it would have hit the news. It would be ungodly expensive and only available at the hospital. I believe it might work on cysts. But not cancer. It would be way too good to be true.
I can only go on my own personal experience and the testimonials of others.
Just think, who pays shit loads of money to advertise on TV? Do you guys think that the TV (aka MSM) might not like to talk about something that could take out the profit of the cancer industry?
The risks are miniscule and the cost is microscopic. I’ve used one myself with no adverse effects. The anecdotal evidence is that it does work. How much does chemo cost? Who makes the $ off it? Is it their best interest to cure you? I think not.
Basically, you and Coyote have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
I can only put it out there….
And here’s another thing that works and never hit the “news”. Hyperbaric oxygen. Great for Parkinson’s. I mean GREAT! But nobody makes any money off somebody sitting in an oxygen chamber.
Lot’s of people pay “shitloads” to advertise on TV, look at the ShamWow crap. They don’t work so well either. I’m not gonna trust something to rid me of tumors that I saw in an infomercial, or that I can buy by calling a 1-800 number.
As for the hyperbaric chamber, I did know that. But, how much does one ofthose things cost? And how much does it cost to get that kind of treatment at the hospital?
*tries to remove superfluous apostrophe*
Crap.
From what I have heard, if you can find a hospital with a hyperbaric chamber, the treatment (which consists of sitting in a room nearly naked) costs about $50.
Hell, I can sit in a room nearly naked at home for nothing.
And with the same results!
But, can you sit at home with a 50% oxygen atmosphere at twice atmospheric pressure?
But YOU said the treatment consists of sitting nearly naked in a room.
Your sense of humor is slipping a tad, darlin’. Lighten up a wee bit…we all get teased and twitted from time to time.
I’ll bet that you are sitting in a room nearly naked right now.
HOW DID YOU….
I mean…no, I’m not. :p
Somehow that sounds wrong. Insurance companies have denied people access to hyperbaric chambers (which are shaped not unlike cigar tubes) based on cost. If it were that cheap, insurance companies wouldn’t have such a problem with it.
I’d say here that should look at where the insurance companies have their money.
I don’t see why I’m getting this flak. I know from personal, firsthand experience that the unit has helped me. I recommend it to others. Shit, I’ll send mine to coyote so he can try it. Do you guys think that the big corps have your best interests at heart?
Let me know on that one…
The flak comes from all the trouble that has occurred because people believe other people who claim to have “personal, firsthand experience” with something. The fact that you expect us to wholeheartedly buy into something based on JUST your claims and experience is absolutely ludicrous.
Now, that being said, I am ribbing you a bit, but I mean no harm by it. I’ll quit teasing you, since it seems to bother you, but I’ll stay true to my conviction that the hearsay of one man does not evidence make.
Ludicrous. Meh! I’m not selling these things. I make NO money from it! If it was JUST my claims then please go on your merry way.
I can only attest to my own personal experience. I really am trying to make the best recommendation to people.
This is not “hearsay”. If you can’t believe personal testimonials, then what do you have to go on? Secondary sources, perhaps? Tertiary? “Science”?
I didn’t see the “ribbing”.
I am passionate about the health and well-being of my fellow man, and that’s why I asked if Coyote had heard about the unit. And then it turned into this whole other thing….
I appreciate the thought NNN. Thanks.
I was sure that it was going to be some tech gadget that everyone had heard of, except me. That happens a lot.
Yah…I don’t believe everything everyone tells me. I’m just cynical that way.
Coyote, I’m going to *bites tongue* about NNN, as usual, so that I can say that’s because of your hand-knapped flint keyboard and actual mouse tied to it.
Do you have some sort of alarm that goes off when I make a tech comment Dilly?
I’ll close this with this. It worked for me, there’s no danger in trying it, and it may work for you. That is all.
Nice to see you back, Dilly!
Uh oh. You figured that out?! Can you see my RFID chip? It’s nearly time for my tune-up, too, my antenna’s a bit wonky.
Coyote, given that you seem to think I am a tech genius, I have to wnder.
Wonder that is.
Oh.
Coyote:
I’m sincere. I’ll send you one..
I never doubted your sincerity NNN. I appreciate anyone who whishes to help me through this miserable period. I have a month long stay in a hospital and a deal of pain in front of me. Believe me when I say all offered support is welcomed.
For reasons that I won’t go into I must decline your offer of sending me a Zapper. I hope that you will understand and accept my heartfelt thanks in your offering to help cure me. That is a mighty big thing to do for someone.
Thank-you.
whishes? w-i-s-h-e-s I had to get the h out of there.
OH! Coyote…I forgot to tell you. I laughed at your “cheeky” joke.
Heeeee!
Alto means tall in spanish. The sign probably wasn’t saying tall. Unless the sign was describing itself, then it would be correct because the sign is tall.
TRANSLATION FAIL above
Alto also means “stop”. It’s ok if you don’t speak spanish but failing to recognize the international sign for STOP is really an EPIC FAIL XD
Trivia: In Spain this sign says STOP as it is not translated, but South America it is so it says alto
It is a joke Alto.
“Three Amigos, Hollywood, California. You are very great. 100,000 pesos. Come to Santa Poco put on show, stop. The In-famous El Guapo.”
Will you have piñatas?
I’d hit that!
That made me laugh, I like your view of the world.
A classic case of : owning a private car = Automatic FAIL
Long live the Collapse of the Automotive industry.
Hugo Chavez? Is that you?
Oily logic from that one.
Long live the collapse… kind of ironic don’t you think
Duh, yeah, that was the joke, idiot.
My sincerest apologies. We idiots are only here to try and brighten up your day. We are not capable of even the slightest bit of intellectual stimulation.
Don’t bother yourself about this one-trick pony…he posts the same damned thing every time there’s a fail with a car in it.
Hell, I’ll bet he can’t even scuba dive.
Thanks for the tip Dragonwriter, I will cherish this information till the day I don’t need it anymore.
Oh, hell. I mistook a troll for an actual pleasant and personable guy.
I hate it when that happens.
Meh. I know how to scuba dive, but you, i’m not sure you’re REALLY able to dragonwrite… whatever that means.
*facepalm*
It means that she has a tattoo of a dragon (see avatar) and is a writer.
(And that I actually do write books with dragons in them! Hee!)
*smoooch*
Oo!
*smoooooch*
*snuggles*
ugh cough gag barf choak
What is “choak”?
A sort of cape made of cheddar.
I can see why that might make one gag then.
Well you brightened my evening, that’s a start…
I should be grateful for that.
As long as I can continue to brighten somepart your life, I’m doing my job.
If you actually are grateful, than you’re welcome.
As long as I can continue to brighten some part of your life, I’m doing my job.
Since you’re grateful for me brightening you’re evening, you’re welcome. Now that well be three dollars and fifty cents please.
It is not necessarily an automatic fail. It could be a stick shift.
Or in the case of the driver of that improvised stroller, a sick shit.
If you look closely, I think they’re in booster seats.
No, they won’t be. ‘Cos if they were, they’d be DEAD ALREADY!
Jeesh, some people have no compassion for those poor souls with extreme A.S.S. (Auto Seat Sensitivity)
My mum always said she would put my brothers in the boot if they played up…
It’s Guatemala actually :$
looks like something i’d do after a couple of beers
Lightweight.
I’d probably do it sober. If there were no cops around.
And the key never hit the ignition.
Cool idea! I should try that sometime!!
Stoplights and stop sign at the same intersection!?
When they say WOAH, they mean WOAH!
(59.8WPM with 3 words incorrect)
I sent you an email. You missed ouT!
It’s safety first in this town!
I hear that prevents forest fires.
No. They keep a big supply of onlyyous for that.
“Onlyyou
Can make this world seem right
Onlyyou
Can make the darkness bright
Only you and you alone can prevent bears with hats”
*car speeds, then floors it, leaving kids flying out of the car*
“Oops, sorry officer… I didn’t mean to be stupid… it’s genetic…”
Ok this may be a stupid question. But how do I make my avatar show up?
You need to get one at gravatar.com
After that you wait around ten minutes and then clear your cache.
Ah! I see it’s worked already.
thanx, it works
Ummm… Why does the stop sign say “Tall”? Or am I just being ignorant again…
In some languages I believe that alto means stop. The shape of the sign is a clue here too. Perhaps they only want certain female singers to stop.
Do you know which languages mean stop and which mean tall because I’ve heard a few different stories?
Nope. I am decidedly monoglot.
Alright!
Join the crowd.
Alto means Tallstop in Spanish. In the US, it’s called the Shortstop. Who is the shortstop? No, he’s on 1st…
lol
Haha when I was in Mexico I used to ride like that too, fun as hell.
jajaja eso es en mi pais Guatemala jajaja
ARRIBA!!
MEXICANS!!!
looks fun hilarious
100% mexicans. (said by a mexican living in mexico)
Its Guatemala – i was the one who shot this pic in guatemala city
I can say for sure that it wasn’t a Canadian
CANADA FTW!!!
I second that opinion. I am Canadian.
*RRRolls up the Rim on a Tim Hortons coffee*
I can imagine a bloody mess if the driver has to do an emergency stop/alto
This isn’t a fail. My cousins and I did this all the time when I was visiting them in Brazil. It’s actually pretty fun. We were so big for the trunk that we even had to hang our legs from the rear. Thankfully our foots didn’t reach the pavement haha.
I love Darwinism.
Lolzmexicanchildren
That’s in Guatemala.
What you can’t see is Pedobear in the front seat.
Sad to say, it’s probaly Mexico… and don’t call me racist: I’m Mexican, I know my people.
ajajajaja mulas, majes!
that’s Guatemala! i live there, and i know the place where the pic was taken….
not mexico. (near miss)
anyway, fail.
tha’t common here.
pd- alto = stop
pd2- lol
pd3- pedobear FTW!
i think your all retards cause i know it(spanglish is a spaz language)
actually i am cause whenever i go to spell reatards i misspell it and therefore this was sent from some hobo who is friends with joe,ben,max and some guy called gandolf
omg i am spazed up=]
someone talk or else i’ll send my army of gandolfs to come kill you
can we start a conversation on how fat pigs have longer tails than fin ones..i dunno if it’s true but let’s start it!!!
i prefer this name
alto sax is what i play and i have no idea what it stands for.. sax tutor told me once.. a’int listening. like always
oh my gosh… someone please talk… i’m getting so bored …
Puta mucha eso es en Guatemala, si ahi se miran los escudos del pizado de arzu en los semaforos
JAJAJAJA!!!!!! Q BUENO
Scofflaws!!!
#176
why does the stop sign say ‘tall’ in spanish??
xD
ALTO in spanish also means “STOP”
HAHA Alto is german for stop
they must be naughty canadians.
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good !!!
that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo dangerous. a girl at my high school died because she did this in a hatchback and got in an accident