*picks up mirror from table and notices a single drip of some strange fluid*
This mirror comes in remarkably handy!
*flushes rogerklutz down the toilet*
Sadly, they now make socks specifically to be worn with flip-flops. They look kinda like mittens. I can’t imagine they’re any more comfortable, but there you go.
They specifically now make flip-flops with socks, to be worn sadly. Kinda look like they mittens. I can’t go comfortable any more, but imagine there you.
That’s the rule I live by! Don’t judge anyone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. Cuz by that time you’re a mile away and you’ve got their shoes.
Crap! Sorry to hear that. I have a good buddy that did the same thing (bicycle accident) last year and needed hardware to keep a few pieces of his collarbone in place.
I don’t think I like you anymore.
Rumour has it that if you drink seven or more cups of coffee in a day you are three times more likely to hallucinate, so me and a friend have decided to give it a go.
So if you hear in the news of someone being arrested for chasing moomins in the Yorkshire area you’ll know why
Haha…
Would that work for tea? I don’t drink coffee but I can easily drink 7 cups of tea a day.
You don’t like me anymore?
*sobs*
*splurts*
*snots*
*blows nose*
We discussed that in the office and decided we hadn’t a clue, so maybe you could? But too much tea can lead to tea-poisoning. Maybe you could try it and we can compare results?
Awwwwwwww.
*squeeze*
I still like you really.
Have a good weekend and steer clear of Beachy Head Activity No. 1!
Ta-ra!
Trolls – Thankyou for the link, but half the page wouldn’t load? If we all try various hot beverages, those that survive can compare results. It’ll be right scientific.
Aye, that it would.
Cheers Moo, though unsure why 1/2
wouldne load. I blame computers for
such things. *eyes the one working
desktop pc in a room of three*
Mind the worm hole – oh, hey, I guess that
means you’ve gone home for the wkend.
D’oh!
There are simply too many horrible life fails going on here for this to be funny. The only conclusion I can logicaly come to is that he is retarted and we shouldnt be making fun of him.
It wasn’t until The Moomin posted the chart for smileys the other day that I knew that that one really was. So, yes. Yes it does look like a surprised cyclops to me too.
I don’t know how, and I don’t know why, but i want to say this is a win! Come on, look at him! I just don’t think we fully understand the complexity and awesomeness of his little contraption there.
im a musician and i cant even begin to tell you how degrating and or confounding this is. this is a 100% FAIL. and i pitty the ass hole who dosn’t realize that…
I, too, am a musician, and a former recording artist in a previous life.
I find this amazingly creative multimedia artist to be an absolutely splendid example of genius and ingenuity.
Besides, he hasn’t taken a single one of my grates.
For a few seconds, I actually thought that might be my husband under that mask, and then I realized my husband wouldn’t be caught dead playing such crappy keyboards. And he’s not quite that hairy, thank God…
No no no, the fail isn’t what you all see, it’s obviously that his head was swiiched at birth with a wolf.. seriously, look at his eyes under the mask….
this is actually someone’s myspace profile. weird I would run across it twice in one day. did a search on myspace to find friends my age at UNT. found this dude… http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=445042442 got bored. went to facebook to upload videos of the greenville dr. St. Pattys day parade. got bored. clicked on image of dorito bag fail from friend on facebook, clicked to check out other fails and whadda ya know. same guy. so its a small www after all.
I always knew that the sacred society of Hopi Indians practiced their religion by sitting in their underware in their bedrooms playing musical prayers on cheap, battery operated Casio keyboards… but could never prove it… until this moment.
if you could hear what i think
You’d realise how awesome this actually is?
you’d never feel keybored again
Iamarobot
Iamagoat
imonfire
♪ I am a rock.
I am an island. ♪
♪She doesn’t care whether or not he’s an island
She doesn’t care, just as long as his ship’s coming in..♪
Goo-goo-ka-choo
I am the walrus?
Are those tusks in your mustache or are you just happy to see me?
Maybe a little of both…
That better not be a ps1 game… @_@
Why is everything so dusty? Is that dude a mannequin and this whole thing is just a hoax?
Daft Punk, the early years.
That’s right, Mrs. Robinson.
The Beasty Boys – The Early Years
Buckethead pre-bucket I assume.
Shut up, Donny. You’re out of your element.
I am the eggman?
coo coo nub
I am a dick floating in the shit faced waters of a goat on ten skis but never a cactus with eleven golden duccs!!!!
?
All the WTF pictures are all one guy. Well…it looks like it!
… then at least one of us would know wtf i was thinking
I LOVE THIS GUY!!! Where do I get one? I have NEVER laughed for so long in my life…and it works everytime! I LOVE YOU ROBOT HEAD KEYBOARD DJ man!
daft punk used to be poor
The dancers from Daft Bodies sure have let themselves go.
Hey – Ho
One thing I know
Everybody’s child really lets themselves go
Hey-ho, who is this?
It is none but me my dear.
Please come, say how do.
The things I’ll show to you
godlike
M-m-m-moooonster kill
Owned!
F-f-f-fudgy pill
I actually have the toughest time accepting the socks with flip flops. That cannot possibly be comfortable!
his tinfoil socks are in the oven warming up
At least they’re not black socks, pulled up to mid calf.
*looks down*
You’re ok as long as you’re wearing long pants, honey. But if you go out wearing shorts and those socks, I will not be seen with you in public. Ok?
.
When I wear shorts I cover the socks with combat boots.
Nobody ever sees ‘em.
Combat boots, huh?
You paint quite a pretty picture, WhoaNellie.
You should see ‘em in the dark with the fluorescent boot laces!
WhoaNellie has a 2 inch iridescent weiner
*sets mirror back on table once it’s done it’s job on rogerklutz*
*also quietly removes superfluous apostrophe*
*shoots superfluous jizz on WhoaNellies tits*
*picks up mirror from table and notices a single drip of some strange fluid*
This mirror comes in remarkably handy!
*flushes rogerklutz down the toilet*
I was going to dump it near Oxford Road, but I see you’ve taken care of things.
WhoaNellie, are you talking to the man in the mirror again?
Negatory, jules, this whole thread is just an allusion
Hey WN, you forgot to put the seat down!
*puts toilet seat and cover down*
*places large boulder on seat cover*
*dusts self off*
*heads for kitchen and new bottle of 1800*
MUCH better.
That was just epic win.
Sadly, they now make socks specifically to be worn with flip-flops. They look kinda like mittens. I can’t imagine they’re any more comfortable, but there you go.
They specifically now make flip-flops with socks, to be worn sadly. Kinda look like they mittens. I can’t go comfortable any more, but imagine there you.
I believe the Japanese had these several centuries ago. I would not say they’re something new, just new to this country.
I know, I know. I still don’t think they look comfortable.
I think the expression goes don’t judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. I think I am going to pass.
That’s the rule I live by! Don’t judge anyone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. Cuz by that time you’re a mile away and you’ve got their shoes.
Good to see you, raelalt!
Right back at cha Admiral. Broken collarbone’s kept me off the
keyboard for a while. Still not overdoing.
Damn San Francisco potholes don’t get along too well with us bicyclists.
Crap! Sorry to hear that. I have a good buddy that did the same thing (bicycle accident) last year and needed hardware to keep a few pieces of his collarbone in place.
Eeep!!
*gives raelalt a big hug!*
I’m glad you’re all right, my friend.
Welcome back, raelalt. Nice new avatar, too.
Careful on those roads, now!
His shoes are on the window sill airing out.
CD storage fail.
Ipod win?
iretard win?
Megatron?
Optimus sub-Prime
What’s with the robot O.O
THAT’S the only thing wrong with this picture?
Oh, there is some much wrong with this picture, that is just the first thing that pops out.
Something pops out? Right, I’m calling the Ghostbusters.
You see, that’s a home-made time machine in front of him, and it’s going to take him to a time where he’ll be worshiped as a metallic god.
I’m worried about that dude’s feet. He’ll show those gorilla shoulders, but won’t show the feet? I smell Hobbit.
I surely wouldn’t go to a party with this guy DJing…
Not if he going to be ’scratchin’ cds.
Not if he gone be hatchin’ out fleas.
Not if he gone be givin’ out Tees
Not if she gone be fergettin her apostrophes.
I have a spare one up ^ there for ya.
He deserves some credit for not shaving hearts into his chest!
He deserves some additional credit for shaving hearts into his back!
I give him credit for atleast wearing pants.
I arrange for a B52 to drop approximately 347 tons of credit on his house from 20,000 feet for all of the above reasons, PLUS the potato.
That’s no loveshack.
Aha… That’s what the pickle surprise video reminds me of!
*quickly hides jam’s comment from Judy-Minnie*
Oops… not mentioning that are we? D’oh!
Mentioning what?
*looks all innocent*
I don’t know what you could be on about.
You’re not still at work are you?
Not telling. . .
Just tidying desk and downloading workfiles before heading for a weekend of coffee related death.
Finished for the week?
I finished at midday
Coffee related death?
I don’t think I like you anymore.
Rumour has it that if you drink seven or more cups of coffee in a day you are three times more likely to hallucinate, so me and a friend have decided to give it a go.
So if you hear in the news of someone being arrested for chasing moomins in the Yorkshire area you’ll know why
Haha…
Would that work for tea? I don’t drink coffee but I can easily drink 7 cups of tea a day.
You don’t like me anymore?
*sobs*
*splurts*
*snots*
*blows nose*
Finishing at 1:30, myself.
Hallucinating by 2:00, but more tequila related than coffee related.
May be chasing girlfriend sometime after that.
We discussed that in the office and decided we hadn’t a clue, so maybe you could? But too much tea can lead to tea-poisoning. Maybe you could try it and we can compare results?
Awwwwwwww.
*squeeze*
I still like you really.
Have a good weekend and steer clear of Beachy Head Activity No. 1!
Ta-ra!
Don’t worry sweety. I’m not planning on visting up there!
Have a good one!
But does it work with yorkshire tea???
6 mugs is a start – check the link, if you’ve 20mins free…
*hiccups*
By the way, I’m not insinuating you should poison yourself. I’ve just realised how my train of thought could be read.
Or visiting even…
HAHA! I know…
*snickers*
I can’t see drinking to the point of hallucination impairing us in any way!
Can’t make me any worse that’s for sure!
Trolls – Thankyou for the link, but half the page wouldn’t load? If we all try various hot beverages, those that survive can compare results. It’ll be right scientific.
And it’d be hard to make you better.
*jumps into wormhole and vanishes*
I might can get pills for that!
*waves into wormhole*
I refuse to heat my tequila.
*vanishes into wormhole right behind the Moomin*
Aye, that it would.
Cheers Moo, though unsure why 1/2
wouldne load. I blame computers for
such things. *eyes the one working
desktop pc in a room of three*
Mind the worm hole – oh, hey, I guess that
means you’ve gone home for the wkend.
D’oh!
WhoaNellies wormhole leads straight to the Shopping Cart Fail! Cool.
Thanks, Moomin. I saw what you did there. ^
Actually, it’s The Moomin’s wormhole.
All of life is interconnected (said in strangely high-pitched Tibetan-nuanced voice).
*tries to squeeze into the wormhole…gets stuck*
HELP!
Well how did you do that? It’s a worm hole not a glory hole.
SORRY, I got confused!
Anyone can scratch with a record. It takes special skill to scratch with a cd…
All that scratching is making me itch.
um… thnx but NO THNX Mr. Roboto, plz step away from the instruments
“Look mom! I told you I would do okay on my own. No more basement for me!”
There are simply too many horrible life fails going on here for this to be funny. The only conclusion I can logicaly come to is that he is retarted and we shouldnt be making fun of him.
Is that the stupid waste of life retarded or the extra chromosome, handicaped, retarded?
Extra chromosome his mom is proud of his music retarted.
Chewbacca and R2D2’s love child?
There was little love with this child.
As is evidenced by his chewed back.
He’s kind of an artsy DJ.
where can i get the album???
The one photo isn’t enough?
Try woolworths..
You can’t in the UK.
That is a Intergalactic Daft Punk FAIL.
Awesome-O can play music folks! Rejoice! Adam Sandler has a music career again!
And now…
It’s…
Jaunty Python’s Flying Turkish!
It’s basshunter!
sandles and socks fail!
Of all the fails…really?
Agreed Malicite…the flesh-colored underwear are at least as bad as the socks.
*shudders and puts a hash under scannerdan’s name*
This round goes to you, sir.
I’ll be honest, the shoulder hair is grossing me out.
…blink blink…
I don’t get it, why is this a fail?
KORAX > YOU
KORAX > YOU
KORAX > YOU
KORAX > YOU
KORAX > YOU
*observes jules lifting his rear leg over rogerklutz…*
Jules, you have such good aim! My compliments
His…?
Shhhhhhh – don’t cornfuse the klutz.
Besides, my GF’s female mini pini is always humping her male pomeranian…
Yes his! I might not have my balls, but I still a man. Okay, maybe half a man.
On another note does this look like a surprized cyclops to anyone else?
It wasn’t until The Moomin posted the chart for smileys the other day that I knew that that one really was. So, yes. Yes it does look like a surprised cyclops to me too.
It looks like a woman putting on trousers in a yellow room.
.
I can’t see nine dolphins.
(Clicky for ref ^)
(NB. Certified Dragon-safe)
A cyclopse with a white butt for eyes, and a tiny black mouth.
I don’t know how, and I don’t know why, but i want to say this is a win! Come on, look at him! I just don’t think we fully understand the complexity and awesomeness of his little contraption there.
im a musician and i cant even begin to tell you how degrating and or confounding this is. this is a 100% FAIL. and i pitty the ass hole who dosn’t realize that…
I, too, am a musician, and a former recording artist in a previous life.
I find this amazingly creative multimedia artist to be an absolutely splendid example of genius and ingenuity.
Besides, he hasn’t taken a single one of my grates.
As the friend of a friend who knew a guy who could play Stairway to Heaven on his recorder, I am disgusted at how degrading this is to musicians.
Great, now I am imagining that song played on panpipes.
THANK YOU
I’m a musician, and I don’t approve this message.
little contraptions are not awesome by any standard, but they are srs business
I think the weirdest thing about this picture is that he’s wearing socks with flip-flops… WEIRD!
These WTF extras aren’t that funny. O.o
maybe you don’t under stand what WTF stands for:
Why is This Funny?
Makes sense.
wtf
It shouldn’t come as a surprise, but that is one crazy look he’s got going on there.
ninja toe
Coming from Tom Cruise, this is normal for him.
Are all of Tom Cruise’s toes ninjas, or just the one, do you think?
There’s just one that’s a certified ninja…the rest are in training.
Bet the fully-qualified-ninja-toe sneaks up on the other toes to test them.
i can has dj skillz
huh, he’s “scratching” on a playstation 1…
For a few seconds, I actually thought that might be my husband under that mask, and then I realized my husband wouldn’t be caught dead playing such crappy keyboards. And he’s not quite that hairy, thank God…
there there Jane, settle down maybe he’ll leave you b4 the hair grow in
hey there delilah, whats it like in ninja city? youre a fourth a mile away but in my robot eyes youre pretty…
dont post this kind of pictures here, there are lots of sites with wtf pictures already…
*yawns rudely*
Is that like when you yawn while your hand is on your penis?
One of the best, I love this fail
I hate the WTF extras! Get rid of them!
What in the holy hell?!
what in jumbo shrimp?
You know, that “hat” makes him look like Tina Turner’s character in “Tommy”
F*ck you failblog for giving us these retarded pics from your other web site. Stop doing that, please.
is that a psone?
This is Win.
No no no, the fail isn’t what you all see, it’s obviously that his head was swiiched at birth with a wolf.. seriously, look at his eyes under the mask….
Wow, thats scary!
RT
http://www.privacy.at.tc
Stop with these stupid WTF Extra pics. :/
i prefer the regular fail pics. all i can say is WTF.
dude he’s totally trying to be one of the guys off daft punk.
I KNOW, WHY HAVE HALF THE PEOPLE NOT SAID ANYTHING. [/capslockrape]
looks more like win to me =P
this is win. fail, failblog.
this is actually someone’s myspace profile. weird I would run across it twice in one day. did a search on myspace to find friends my age at UNT. found this dude… http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=445042442 got bored. went to facebook to upload videos of the greenville dr. St. Pattys day parade. got bored. clicked on image of dorito bag fail from friend on facebook, clicked to check out other fails and whadda ya know. same guy. so its a small www after all.
wtf was that the dude has problems
DEFINITELY a win!
The most amazingly funny thing about this picture..
Is that I actually know this guy!
And he still has that hat!
This is awesome!! I want this person to play at my venue, if you can get in touch with him.
I’d at least like to hear what his music sounds like.
Does he do “performance art” or is he actually cool?
This is scary… This was the guy who invented Rockband!
Can we get back to FAILs now? There are plendy of WTF blogs out there, and we know how to find them. They don’t need to be syndocated.
A 40 year old-virgin-DJ-Buckethead-super-robot-wanna be….
That’s what a ‘FAIL At Life’ looks like……don’t do drugs…….
At least he’s not completely naked
Pretty sure he’s trying to be Daftpunk
Is that Vangelis?!
Hi mom! I´m Daft Punk!
If you do not repost this message in 24 hours a clon will knok on your door with a chansaw and he will kill you..
HAHHAHAHAHA U BELIV ANYTHING HAHHAHAHAHAHA
FAIL
Okay folks, THIS is your American Idol!
#171
This was awfully bad.
looks like deichkind
Avant garde for the win!
hey look it’s zenon from newgrounds! i kid he actually has some pretty good songs.
I always knew that the sacred society of Hopi Indians practiced their religion by sitting in their underware in their bedrooms playing musical prayers on cheap, battery operated Casio keyboards… but could never prove it… until this moment.
meth anyone?