Yeah, back when I was… a kitten… (?) they had overplayed ads with medleys of so many songs I couldn’t have been less interested in hearing. o_O
Glad you enjoyed it though, DrB. I’m sure your father’s version was much better.
shimmy shimmy coco pop shimmy shimmy pop how gentle is the rain whoa its a magic town groovin on a sunday afternoon papas gotta brand new bag ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ when i amn loves a woman
I’m gonna let you down
I know that now
Make you cry, I know I will
Why should you believe
I would never leave
Or that I love you still
For all the by and by
Hard as we try
The boughs breaks and the craddle falls
For everything I do
That will tear at you
Let me say I’m sorry now
So you can sing your song
You can get it wrong
You can kiss the rock of ges
The liars and the sages
You can walk awhile
down the mystery mile
You can beat the drums of freedom
And in love and war
Through the rush and roar
You just call ‘em like you see ‘em
*sobs* that’s beautiful, if that doesn’t work try this one:
I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well,
I will find a centre in you, I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you, just enought to bring you down
I’m goin’ home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he’s got one
And he ain’t seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don’t that sound like a real man?
I’m gonna show him what little girls are made of
Gunpowder and,
Gunpowder and lead
things are not going well: I am now in a cell
with a wino named Thunderbird Turner
whose breath is so stale I would sooner inhale
half an inch from an unlit gas burner
I say, “Pardon me, sir, but I’m not really sure
how I got in this whole situation”
he just digs in his nose and says, “Anything goes”
thus ending our brief conversation
Lame, that’s a “six cylinder” rather than a “six pack”. Huge difference.
If you’ve lived around gear-heads most of your life you would know this.
NASCAR, beer and stupid tatoos (be they real or not) you the stupid. Hell I don’t don’t even come from your typical redneck state or life and I know this.
It’s a tattoo of a six pack of beer. If you’ve looked at a 6 pack of beer and have seen a 6 cylinder engine, you would know the difference Liz. Knowitall fail.
Trouble is, you can’t drink that stuff fast enough to get pissed. He probably stays sober enough, just guzzles all those carbs and sugar, geting fater and fatter.
Environment tie: while it looks like he used the friendlier plastic rings that are perforated and so pull apart and don’t choke the poor penguins, the pull tabs on the top are still a litter and choking hazard.
This is awesome! Not a fail a definate WIN. His pickup line could be: ‘how you doinnnnn? Wana see my six pack?’ And he would really have one! Ingenious.
Roll out the barrel,
roll out the barrel of fun.
*sings out a song of good cheer*
Sidhe, normally I love you, but you’ve just put me in K-Tel Flashback Hell.
Oooo. That’s a bit nasty looking there kannadzuki. It reminded me of a song my Dad used to sing when I was a wee pup.
Yeah, back when I was… a kitten… (?) they had overplayed ads with medleys of so many songs I couldn’t have been less interested in hearing. o_O
Glad you enjoyed it though, DrB. I’m sure your father’s version was much better.
Ah.
shimmy shimmy coco pop shimmy shimmy pop how gentle is the rain whoa its a magic town groovin on a sunday afternoon papas gotta brand new bag ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ when i amn loves a woman
i amn spellink fails now
with tentacle earworms
Err Sidhe Cat reminded me of a song, that is!
WIN!
totally agreed
No, it’s a fail, if he has cans of beer on his stomach, why would he need a bottle of beer in his hand?
You obviously don’t drink enough.
The bottle is a used for balance. You don’t want him to fall down like a drunk.
I never drink enough.
Anyways it is still a fail, he should have gone for the beerkeg.
NO, it’s still a WIN!
he has a sixpack and you don’t.
Take that Bowflex!
First to FAIL
6 pack WIN!
ha
win
that’s what i thought
don’t have a six pack?
tattoo one
It’s a keg, not a six pack!!
WIN.
That, Ladies and Gentleman, is not a six pack FAIL, but a Keg WIN
DEFINATELY a win
its kinda cool xD
this is a win, not a fail o.0
Beer belly.
Beer Bell?
Bar-bell(y).
Bar-ribs with Bar-BQ sauce?
bare belle [not pictured -- appears only in his dreams]
burble
barbell
exactly what this dude needs
actually if he got fit then he would have 2 six-packs = 12-pack = win?
Spelling Fail.
lol
6-pack (fl)abs.
I can-’t see the fail here.
It’s a case of not seeing the beer for the gut.
So the f-ale is on my behalf?
(morning)
A stout-hearted lad such as yourself? Never.
(morning Moom)
Phew, I was worried it might turn me bitter.
(Happier since Lou’s recent visits?)
No, your head’s on too straight for that?
(where, where?)
The froth time I spoke to him, I thought the same thing.:-D
Smooth talking there jam
Nice to see some fizz in this thread.
We mead to keep chugging along.
Getting drunk and dancing on tables? It’s a cider you I never thought I’d see!
It just proves we’re all lager than life.
Are you being sake?
Gin know I really wasn’t but if it came across as sake I should watch vermouth.
*really hopes we can keep our original names*
It’s a rum do this name changing malarkey.
I think we should all stop Hops’in around and malt this over.
At yeast you pitched that well.
Meh, ales well that ends well. (Ew…I don’t even like this…morning)
If I’ve soju once, I’ve soju a thousand times.
It’saki. It’s the FB (p)rice – no need to wine!
My apologies for being so dry. I’m in much bitter spirits now.
Will all of you can it!
(comments bottleneck below this level)
I’m afraid it’s Pabst that point now.
His six pack is nothing compared to the keg tat I have on my belly!
Ooh, isn’t he just yummy? Ya just wanna sop him up with a biscuit. Mmmm-mmm.
Sod the 6-pack, I want to play with the jugs!
(I’m naked ’cause I’m playing with my own)
What a pretty pitcher you paint. . .
You know me, I like to pint pitchers
You’re a carling of the art world.
You draught to see what she’s using for paint.
er
to pint.
*squeeze*
It’s something I really don’t want to drink about.
I’ll give you a clue, its home made!
Grandma’s jam. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, tasty.
There are too many conversations about jam on here!
Don’t worry – you’ll always be out-potatoed.
Thank goodness. Lets hope nobody shows up called mashy or something.
Hi Ladies!
Hellooooooooooooo.
Is there an echo in here… in here… in here….?
BTW, you’re welcome, jam.
BTW, you’re welcome, jam.
(You could be right Mookie. . .ookie. . .kie)
BTW, you’re welcome, jam.
(Oh no! I think we’re lost in this cave.. ave… ve)
I don’t need to be here! If you don’t want me – fine! I’ll go!
You’re not here. I’m here!
If you’re gonna be here, I don’t want to be there.
There there, There!
It’s ok you can be my sidekick.
We’re here, there and everywhere. It’s an infestation!
You’re jamming up the threads!
Sorry. I’ll conserve my energy from now on and go away….
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo. You spread cheer with your comments!
*squeeze*
And Grandma needs help… she can’t feed us all.
If she quit playin’ with the cream she’d have room to spare.
Maybe she can get help from Alex’s meat.
Granny… your avatar has been genericided… What up?
Its terrible I know, it happens every now and again with an old granny like me.
Looks like a WIN
I would think so.
Idiocracy’s plot being proven true? Win.
I looked like that once.
The baby was nine pounds, four ounces.
You looked like you had a six-pack of beer tattooed on your stomach when you were pregnant?
Suspicious ¬.¬
*Breaks one off*
5-pack now.
meh, I say clever humor win.
clicky my name for a real bod fail
What an absolute armpit
anatomy fail
Hahahahha!
so now, even if he somehow got back shape, he would still forever have a beer belly.
I don’t think many women will pop a top again,
once they’ve taken off their blindfold.
You’re popping my top right now
Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares.
Maybe I will. Then you’ll be sorry. You’ll all be sorry.
I already am if that helps?
Only slightly. Only slightly.
I’m gonna let you down
I know that now
Make you cry, I know I will
Why should you believe
I would never leave
Or that I love you still
For all the by and by
Hard as we try
The boughs breaks and the craddle falls
For everything I do
That will tear at you
Let me say I’m sorry now
So you can sing your song
You can get it wrong
You can kiss the rock of ges
The liars and the sages
You can walk awhile
down the mystery mile
You can beat the drums of freedom
And in love and war
Through the rush and roar
You just call ‘em like you see ‘em
*sobs* that’s beautiful, if that doesn’t work try this one:
I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well,
I will find a centre in you, I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you, just enought to bring you down
*hi-five’s granny*
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me…
I’m goin’ home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he’s got one
And he ain’t seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don’t that sound like a real man?
I’m gonna show him what little girls are made of
Gunpowder and,
Gunpowder and lead
Such cheer for the end of the week.
Cheers! Let’s toast ‘em.
I’ll leave that to Dragon. She’d do a better job of it.
Ahhh, such a lovely song.
Once you’ve popped, you can’t stop!
I popped black once, now i can’t go back
You can’t unring a cherry, it’s true.
But you can re-pip a bell?
A de-bris-ing? That doesn’t ring true.
But hoodies are the in thing with the youth of today.
Gotta say I’m completely mystified by some of your threads, you guys.
(So are we, we just pretend we know what’s happening. Ssssssssh!)
Aw, don’t yank his chain, Mikey. He’ll tear his stitches.
It’s ok, I think we got a handle on the situation.
*doffs helmet* Aye aye, cap’n.
Good head on those shoulders Mookie.
things are not going well: I am now in a cell
with a wino named Thunderbird Turner
whose breath is so stale I would sooner inhale
half an inch from an unlit gas burner
I say, “Pardon me, sir, but I’m not really sure
how I got in this whole situation”
he just digs in his nose and says, “Anything goes”
thus ending our brief conversation
Lame, that’s a “six cylinder” rather than a “six pack”. Huge difference.
If you’ve lived around gear-heads most of your life you would know this.
NASCAR, beer and stupid tatoos (be they real or not) you the stupid. Hell I don’t don’t even come from your typical redneck state or life and I know this.
Lame.
It’s still funny.
Must be one of those fancy redneck states I’ve heard so much about
Don’t be such a Lizbian
She’s gay for lizards?
*drops tail*
Slutty lizards, though.
Don’t give up hope, GCF.
must be one of those fancy choking lizards
So, having auto parts tattooed on one’s stomach is a ‘win’? Now I feel better about that carburetor on my left hip. Vroom vroom.
That’s not on your stomach though. Fail! :p
No, I have a battery tattooed on my stomach for when Lou wants to jump start me.
Fair enough, as you used the steering wheel tattooed on my chest to drive me crazy.
We seem to be accelerating…
I do not have any safety belts.
You don’t need them – you are very safe with me.
*Sniff sniff * Hm, I smell burnt rubber?!
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
Early in the morning.
Ow, what’s happening? Is someone singing through a megaphone or what?
*flees from grumpy czuhc*
Oh, look! We’ve arrived at our destination. *kisses Lou* Welcome home, baby.
*kisses Mookie*
All the trips with you worth every minute and mile of their length. You feel like home.
*snuggles in next to Lou* This looks likes a place where we could be happy. What are you doing for the rest of your life?
You are my life, so let me find the answer to that question in your eyes.
You know I can never say no to you. So, “yes.”
I shall leave this thread for Lou to arrive with his gearstick. . .
*departs*
I think they are nest-led close up there^.
So come back here and get your tranny going…
You van to go somewhere else?
Baby chrome on, let’s do the twist…
*Bumpers and grinds*
It looks like beer cans to me. I think NASCAR cars are 8 cylinder. A six “cylinder” tat is a FAIL.
It’s a tattoo of a six pack of beer. If you’ve looked at a 6 pack of beer and have seen a 6 cylinder engine, you would know the difference Liz. Knowitall fail.
Such class. Where is his pinky? It must be in the air as he partakes of the Coors with class.
hold on, did someone say “beer”???
try the tranny troll chat room 3 doors up
Fry the granny cat flap cheese-straw soup?
Also Neil’s dead. I shot him.
But I did not shoot the deputy.
I shot the sherrif
The funniest part is that he’s clearly drinking a Coors Light.
How’s that been working out for you?
You just have to drink enough then you can form such a beautiful body even with light beer.
Coor Blimey Guv’nor.
Becks the greatest thing I’ve heard this morning.
Cheers Bud
Trouble is, you can’t drink that stuff fast enough to get pissed. He probably stays sober enough, just guzzles all those carbs and sugar, geting fater and fatter.
Ok, some advise, just because it’s you:
1. Take a straw.
2. Take the beer.
3. Safety.
4. Sniff the beer.
5. Repeat steps 1-4.
Ta-daa!
6. ???
7. PROFIT
8. Print “Hello”
9. Goto 8
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
-break-
That’s a bit basic isn’t it?
I never was very good at languages.
Best I got was a C+
I Ada good grade because my flatmate helped me out.
Amos try that next time.
It’s all in the assembly! You gotta get that right and then it all falls into place.
You know, you guys sure do compile a nice thread.
That’s because we stay s’object oriented.
Isn’t it bascic? Or was it bacsic? Misspelling fail…
I don’t think that’s really a fail. As tattoos go, that’s quite humorous.
Truth is a devalued currency around here. That and a token will get you a ride on the subway.
FIRST ASIAN?
asian? you’re pinoy, the mexican of asia
“6 pack of redbull for dale Jr’s pit crew keeps them on top”
Actually it’s a win
First Wigga. BIATCH!
Do beer nuts and predzels come with that sags pack?
Is he pregnant?
Yes. He gave birth to a lovely eight-pound pot roast.
Or a twelve-pound waste product?
Oh i hope for his sake, that is not a real tattoo. He will sure be regretting it years from now.
What really squicks me is that someone is probably married to that!
Don’t worry, they were second cousins. Still legal.
WIN!!!! This guy rules with his six pack!
Southern Pacification win.
If this is “real America” like Sarah Palin says, then I want the terrorists to win.
I say 6 pack win for sure, haha
oh and Ben Jay, you are a douche
Why do I feel like I just got slapped with the stupid stick?
This is a WIN! Beer Belly all the way
Wow, I am surprised he didnt tattoo a KEG on that belly!
RT
http://www.privacy.at.tc
That ain’t fail!
That’s win!
oh yuck
His tattoo would be funnier if he was thinner/muscular and actually had a six pack…
Ironic…isn’t it?
Environment tie: while it looks like he used the friendlier plastic rings that are perforated and so pull apart and don’t choke the poor penguins, the pull tabs on the top are still a litter and choking hazard.
Wonder of wonders, a NASCARR t-shirt…
Actually, this is a double fail…a beer tattoo and a NASCAR T-shirt.
wait who’s on first?
who
Yeah.. exactly…thats what I want to know!
Because also I don’t know who’s on third!
precisely. And what’s the name of the guy on second base
First Human
this is a win
Fat white trash for the lost.
Fail at life.
This is awesome! Not a fail a definate WIN. His pickup line could be: ‘how you doinnnnn? Wana see my six pack?’ And he would really have one! Ingenious.
but now he cant use the line; “screw the six pack im bringin the whole keg”
fail
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
“My six pack abs have turned into a pup keg.”
That is a sure WIN
FIRST!
The real FAIL is that Dale Junior’s number is not 8 anymore, but 88.
lets all note his classy-ness shown in the shirt he is wearing. makes the tatoo not so surprising
Epic fail. When Jr. was on the 8 team in DEI he was sponsored by Bud. This guy is drinking a Coors (bottle) and has a 6 pack of cans tattooed on him.
And I wonder why I get looked down on because I like NASCAR….
you’ve got a point there, but the tattoo is still a massive win!
nothing but fat pack!!!!!!!
this guy is brilliant
wtf? fail? this is a massive win!
haha skön kille nr 1!!D:D:
That’s disgusting.
This is TOTALLY WIN!!
this a complete and total W I N.
cheers to this guy!
Win for sure!
Title fail!
Wtf? That isn’t a fail, is an awesome win, no matter how many tatooists are taking notes at this point.
this is a win wtf not a fail
WIN I say!!
more like beer belly.
WIN!!!
More of a win.
that is a WIN!
its a win
nascar fans.
FIRST! WOO! take that! Thats hilarious. it would be funnier if he actually had a six pack though.
What a fat useless waste of life… kill yourself
this is not a fail at all! WIN WIN WIN
I think this is an international sign for “you have failed at life”.
Trailer trash..
WIN.
shes going to be a great mother…oh wait, that’s a MAN!?
Well, you know he aint movin fast in the pit lane. He must be the beer holder…they never have to move fast.
lol
That’s A WIN XD
At least he won’t be lying the next time he says “yes, I have a six pack”
Stand back ladies, this guy is all mine.
#169
-TROLL WARNING-
*draws a .44 magnum revolver*
i would call this a win(:
hamburger fail
Thats a win in my books
an actuall beer belly
morons…
it’s a win!
Epic win.
It’s a beer gut and a six pack at the same time!