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child legs were on sale
in a two pack with heads
Arms sold separately.
Buy your low-budget baby right now! Arms not included.
But doesn’t the 2nd amendment give us the right to bear arms?
Well, maybe, but human arms would look sooo much better.
Would that make this a second hand item?
Probably. And you’d also need a helping hand to install those.
Do you get a 5 finger discount if you buy two?
Only on Sundays.
This child might be a no-armed bandit.
maybe its an armadillo?
a one-armed penis, that is
Whatever, put the kid to work.
now wait. does the brain and cerebral cortex come seperatly cuz u cant put a brainless child to work.
great idea!
omg lol
go, moll, go!
i thort so, a man after my own heart.
Amazing…
I DON’T THINK THIS PICTURE IS FUNNY GUYS…. I’M SURE PEOPLE WHO MAKE JOKES ABOUT THIS PICTURE DON’T HAVE KIDS. AND THAT’S GOOD.
I WOULD KICK HIS ASS IF I WOULD SEE THIS “FATHER” OUTSIDE. STUPID GUY…..
*sticks fingers in ears*
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
I CAN’T HEAR YOU
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Oh good, the care-trolls are out. And yelling. Because yelling always makes you sound more sincere.
How can you joke?? Can’t you see the obvious pain and abuse this child is suffering? Why are you not on the phone with social services RIGHT NOW reporting this guy??? They would be perfectly justified in taking this child away for having groceries on him, and absolutely no jury on earth would convict hater-ice’s use of violence against him!
^*insert eye roll*
Dragon Eye Roll $9.75 (Clickie)
How did you come up with that so quick?
Ohmigawd…it actually does say that.
*laughs until breathless!*
I think that menu is peer-pressuring me by demanding I smoke salmon skin.
All the cool kids are doing it!
Don’t do it, Dilly! Salmon is a gateway fish. Soon you’ll be into tuna skin, and mackarel… where does it stop?!
*snorts two fishing lines*
It’s easy to get hooked on that stuff.
“This page has encountered a critical error.”
AA, I think you have failblogged that poor littlevietandsushi website.
It does have a certain Net allure.
You has too much time on your hands dude Apparently …… LOL
STFU ……. WE WANNA LAUGH ………… SO WE WILL
I think it’s photoshopped. Have you ever tried stacking stuff on an odd shaped (in this case child,) item? Especially something that will not stay still? That crap, including the pic of G.W. idiot, would be all over the floor.
Nope. Don’t have kids and don’t ever want them, so I’m free to laugh at this picture all day long
Are you sure the kid was suffering? At least it didn’t have to read ALL CAPS!
STFU!! no you wouldnt…its not like hes hurting the kid. lighten the f*** up. why dont you yell at the people who really abuse their kids. this guys a bad “‘father’” because he put a few harmless things on his kids lap. the kid probably thought it was fun. I REALLY WISH PEOPLE WOULD QUIT BITCHING ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!!
Don’t be mad that that child is disiplined enough to not throw a tantrum and toss items all over the floor… Kuto’s on having a well behaved child even if it’s only for a picture for LOLZ
I actually have 2 kids, and can honestly say I gave birth for that exact reason,
to carry my stuff and strollers are much easier to handle than shopping carts.
HAHA FAIL-TROLL
I’ll bet the kid thinks it’s fun to be burried in groceries. It’s like a moving blanket fort, but instead of a blanket you’re sheltered by various sundries! Fun!
He’d probably kick your ass if you tried. This guy is obviously a man’s man.
But the packaging said baby not included with stroller!
It also said, No refunds
Maybe the kid is Magneto?
But with milk?
milk of magneto?
i think the kids just been eating too many refrigerator magnets
That’s why his dad has the on/off switch thingie on his arm – otherwise he’d have to put the stroller, kid, and groceries all up on the conveyor at checkout.
The arm band is to remind him to pay for the child at the checkout. You always seem to forget about the items left in the bottom of the “cart”.
Mmm, rump roast!
Turdilicious!
He picked it up in Aisle 3 – “Infants and Children”.
I thought they stocked those in the butchers section?
Joe, is that you?
My friend… I think you just accidentally the whooooole urinal cake.
Use an action verb.
It is from an earlier fail Stupid.
*facepalm*
beam me up picard
i accidentally the whole intelligent life of this planet
it’s >>>>> ‘accidenty’ >>>>> isn’t it?
learn 2 internet
2?! But it’s taken me so long to learn just 1…
*tastes*
Yup. (You just can’t mistake that urinal cake flavour)
*Sweeps them neatly back behind the woodwork & comforts Avis*
There, there…
Stupid = Either failing troll or nub. I’m going for nub.
*facepalm*
Smoked?
Are there any other kinds of verbs? :O
Yes. There are helping verbs and linking verbs. Now you know.
AND KNOWLEGE IS HALF THE POWER. G.I. JOE!
“action verbs” are called “doing words” in England!
i’ll take ate for 300$!
Keep him away from the baby needs pain aisle.
that aisle’s only for masochist toddlers.
I think with a dad like that, he has enough pain already, really.
I know! Look at all the bread he could fit in that stroller.
lol, way to tie in the bread angle! I couldn’t find a way to make it pan out.
Baby, if you wanna french, you have to make an effort.
Cleanup in Aisle 3!
Cleanup in Aisle 3!
Cleanup in Aisle 3!
But can I pay with goats?
Well, yeah I guess so, tell your server ahead of time if you’re splitting the ticket between you and the goats. But i warn you, last time I tried paying with farm animals not only did they not have a dime, there was not one pocket between the 6 of them!
I tried paying with some deer once. They didn’t have a lot of doe, but at least they had a few bucks.
How do you know the kid doesn’t like it? Anti-claustrophobic?
Agoraphobic?
catatonic?
Cathalepsic?
chloraseptic?
I lol’d!
An expression of catharsis?
Maybe the kid’s a cleptomaniac.
…no, really(!)
What the hell is that second word in your name?
It is a misspelling of obfuscation. It has to do with confusion.
Maybe he’s trying to invent a new word – y’know, turn it into an adjective.
Tampon magenta-ish?
He better not.
use an action verb
NO U
NO YOUSE
As in, “The pathology of multidimensional correlatives is obfuscated by the subsignificance of the output macrostructure.”
holy macaroni
holy tagliatelli!
Holy cow!
How now brown cow?
*plays corny music*
Brown chicken brown cow*
How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
holy rotini!
:O
O:
Ö
O
..
Collect the whole set!
I can get my O face on!
Well, nice to see that the people in THIS thread are happy at least…
I’m the picture of Happiness!
Tell me, where can I spread it to brighten your world, Dragon?
*snorkity*
Hey, I didn’t mean it like that!
*grin!*
You always make me happy like that!
*crinkles*
*dimples*
Rats.
Aww. Just remember what has been imagined cannot be unimagined.
:Ö:
..
^approaching the state of total öm lout^
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, Lovely SPAAAAM! Honorable SPAAAM!
*FIRE EXTINGUISHER TO FACE*
*gasps*
I never ordered Fire extingusher powder along with my SPAM!
It came of the back of a condom lorry…
But are you prepared for the Spanish Inquisition?
No one expects the Spanish inquisition!
Oh, dear, this makes me afraid… I better say good night…
Gooood Night, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding…
*catches Titio’s bell as the Moomin emerges from wormhole and wormhole sucks Titio in*
Reality abhors a vacuum.
Hey, come now, the vacuum was only realtive to begin
with. Or was that a slight against Yorkshire??
Love it fried to a crisp!
Spam, sausage, eggs, spam, chips and beams, spam, spam and spam.
Yet another victory for the vikings!
Yet another triumph for the turtles!
Yet another win for the women!
Yet another coup for the comrades!
i know this is random, but
does anyone know who is on the face of the 25 centavo Mexican coin?
I’m trying to find out.
too late i found out!
on the face of it?
on the face of it, I’d have to say no.
Sorry..
Good, you were clearly already using the internet when you asked…
Well? Don’t leave us hanging. Who is it?
Francisco Madero. If Google is correct.
Sure, take the easy way out and use google.
I first went to Wikipedia. Google is just my backup information source.
Coyote, I know YOU would have just banged on the door of the library until they opened and then sifted through a hundred years of microfiche.
You misspelled “vellum”.
I would have looked up the address of a numismatist and banged on his door. So there!
Ahh, but where would you have found this address?
In a phone book.
Does your local phone book contain listings for numismatists?
OHHH, yes. The cans with string.
Hammy, mine does.
There are twenty three listed.
I haven’t checked the calendar. Is it gang up on coyote day? Again!
You have far too much fun at this Dilly.
You better check the currency of those addresses before you saddle the horse.
Putting your two cents worth in Admiral?
I thought I’d tender an opinion.
You give no quarter.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that…
That’s just common cents.
Bet your bottom dollar he’ll find his answer.
*checks bottom*
Hey! How did that get there?
*grins!*
With THAT thong on, you’d better expect a few bucks tucked into it. It’s how I make subway fare and my cable bill.
Oh, and I INVENTED this, coyote, remember?
Me?
You’re a bit conceited, yeah? Good thing you’re electric and therefore useful. Or a dog using the internet, which may or may not be useful. Whichever.
My Andrew got struck by lightning once. Mild – it “wandered” over after it hit a tree – Mom called him “Sparky” ever since.
It must be very difficult to get a shopping cart!
Takes about nine months in most cases.
Only if you want the special added accessory that comes with it.
A bell and pom-poms for the handlebars?
A bell AND pom-poms? Likey!
*SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE!!*
*jingle jingle*
*high kick, and a fall into the splits*
*POUNCE!!*
I faked a play near the sidelines so I could do that.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*throws arms around your neck and watches jingle-pom-poms go flying*
I’ll say it again, you guys are SO cute!
*pulls curtains, leaves lovely couple to make beautiful music together*
A banana seat?
Stupid American Parents,go for a walk to hell
or maybe they should go to Heal!
“Stupid American Parents go for a walk to hell”??
…no wait, this is like an anagram…
..hey, this is a tricky one!
Dear Homer,
After reading your comment and examining the sign next to the stroller that says something along the lines of “Bateri & Alat Tulis,” I’m going to go with the opinion that this isn’t an American. Scene analysis FAIL. As punishment, please take the FailBoat across the river Styx to hell yourself.
Your quick death would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks,
Lefty
yes.. they did.. didn’t they.
Thata boy Nancy, yeah! Give him what for!
Yes they did. If that’s sarcasm: I graduated High school when I was 16, am 18, currently, and a Junior in College because of my credits. I’m also an actor and have traveled around the United States doing theater and a few in-store commercials here and there ((TV and film are tedious and, to me, detrimental to my career as a true thespian)) and in 2008, I made $60,000… As a 17 year old… I owe it all to my parents… So, to reiterate what I said in the first paragraph… My parents did fine damn job of raising me…
*ahem* One graduates FROM high school.
Although, I suppose one could graduate TO high school as well.
In England we graduate from University.
You can’t really call tie burning and spray painting your uniform a ceremony.
I have a bukkit especially for caps!
I was using caps for emphasis. Here in the states graduating from high school tends to be a really big deal. Some kids get cars. Some get money. There are parties. And there most certainly is a very large ceremony involved.
I meant my caps on university not yours!
I got bugger all for finishing high school and bugger all again for finishing college. However, I did get a nice shiny piece of paper with my name on it for finishing uni. I had to give my hat back though.
When I graduated from high school…I got luggage.
My parents thought that was a really funny gift/hint.
(Of course, I also got a nice, shiny college education after that, so I didn’t complain!)
I never graduated from high school.
Yet. Give it a year or two. You’re what? A sophomore? A junior?
There is still time.
I’m in grade 10. I still have two, possibly three years after this.
What does grade 10 mean? (Just cos we do it differently here)
Ages 15-16, usually.
High school starts at age 14 and goes from grades 9-12.
So, yeah. 15-16.
That would be year 12 here. That is leaving year. College is generally another 2 after that.
Oops.. year 11. Year 12 is the sixth form/college!
Seriously? Hard to imagine… I’m considering staying for a 13th year, depending on whether or not I complete all the courses I want to by then.
You’ll be fine Hammy. You’re a bright sort.
Hammy- I thought seriously about taking a fifth year of high school. I wasn’t failing anything, I just didn’t handle stress so well. Still don’t as it happens.
You got luggage? Oh man… I’d have given anything for some proper cases.
When I ‘got out’ I just shoved everything in my car (I bought that myself btw) and drove as far as possible!
My high school graduating class numbered about 100. At the ceremony they had everyone who was going to college raise their hand. About six hands went up and the counselors thought that it was great. Those jerks did nothing to advise us on how to get into college. We were left out to dry and the more time that goes by the more pissed off I get. This was a standard issue middle class school.
My graduating class numbered 27. And 26 of us graduated. Out of 26, 24(?) of us went on to college. Our counselors thought it was terrible, but didn’t really try to help any of us either.
You got counsellors too?
We didn’t have counselors. We had breathing paper weights that collected paychecks and sat in their offices killing time.
By the way Jam, isn’t there some kind of big test that you guys take that determines a lot of your academic future?
I’m not sure what you mean.
They brought in a cats test not so long ago but it doesn’t determine anything other than which group you go in the following year! Generally they do this at year 8.
It’s a glorified IQ test.
This test was described to me by a keyboard pal from south-east England and she took it in the summer in the seventies. If I understood correctly, if one didn’t pass higher education was out of the question.
Hi coyote! We have something that sounds similar. A lot of emphasis is placed on the UAI (uni admission index) score, which is the score a student receives for his/her final two years (roughly). There are big exam sessions which contribute heavily to the score (happy for anyone to clarify – I’m very rusty).
Coyote, I think you’re talking about the 11+. They haven’t used that in a long time.
That’s what she called it!
That was the 11+ test, you took when you were 10 or 11. I think they got rid of that.
*looks sheepish* Oh.
I think my dad gave me $200 for my high school graduation, with strict orders that it was for books in college. The man has yet to give a gift that does not have strings attached. For the record, I went to art school, and $200 bought maybe two books.
Hey, at least you got a gift! Strings or no strings.
I used my student loan to buy my dad some new windows. The idea being that he paid me back. Hmmm….. ask me how that worked out!
How did that work out Jam?
Ok… I probably shouldn’t have made that request because you really don’t want me on that soap box!
A window Jam?
And that $200? That was because he felt guilty about draining my college fund to buy his new house. Or was that to buy his second or third computers? It wasn’t really a gift, considering my college account had had a few thousand in it. My father was/is so cheap, the man has Lincoln thumbs.
Well, his windows were a bit jammed. That’s why he needed new ones.
Avis, maybe our dads are related! HAHA
I should have been more clear, my father was/is only cheap when it came/comes to spending money on his only kid. For himself he purchased all sorts of things: stereos, THREE laptops (when they were MEGA expensive), cars, bourbon. I don’t know if you can tell, but he and I do NOT get on so well.
I was trying for play on “window jam” and “window jamb”. Humor fail.
Really?
There, there. I thought it was funny.
Like I said Avis, maybe they’re related.
I don’t know of many people who get on so well with their parents. Strangely, my dad is the better of the two.
I would say it’s to do with their generation, except my mom is nothing like him. Odd, how they got divorced, hmm?
How ticked off would you be if I said that I get/got along great with my folks?
Yup. Families huh? Can’t pick them, can’t kill them!
You can move as far away as possible though.
Not at all! I get along great with my mom! For all that she drives me up a wall from time to time.
I wouldn’t be ticked off at all. In fact I’d be very happy that someone cares for you.
My parents always told me it wasn’t wise to live in the same town as your parents. I took their advice.
I was my parents full time caregiver. Now mom is back to taking care of me.
Sole care giver 24/7 for my dad now.
(Any response?)
You’re all good sorts. I don’t think I could handle 24/7 with my family so my hat is off to you both.
*tips hat*
It has been very good for me, to laugh and joke here.
*squeeze*
Is this a private squeeze, or can anybody join?
There’s always a squeeze for a tophatter, but I seem to have derailed the thread now. Sorry Sidhe and jam.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Oh, that’s alright. I don’t think it was headed anywhere in particular.
*squeezes all*
Caregiving can be Very isolating. I didn’t occur to me until a year ago to get pen pals. If any of you know a caregiver drop by and talk to them about anything. Don’t expect them to come to you. They are too busy and possibly too shy.
IT! IT didn’t occur to me… It’s past my nap time.
S’ok, I never occur to me either.
How humble of you.
What part of england u from?
and the time taken to defend Americans delicate sensibilities using names, profanity and rhetorical questions in a thread about funny pictures….15 minutes. a new record??
/\POW! Take that from the dude above!/\
the other dude above… Kinteoka…
*sigh* I wrote something to the same effect about 5 minutes earlier, but for the last few weeks, FailBlog’s been eating my comments and they don’t show up for hours. Damn all of you with magical computers whose comments seem to have “Comment-Eater repellent” sprayed all over them. I could have had a “POW!” comment too.
my comments do the same thing..
Yeah, that’s definitely looking like Indonesia. Better luck next time.
Dayum. Princess Nancy, you have GOT to work on your burns. Trolls don’t read entire paragraphs…they tend to just skip over them.
True… >.< Sorry… I am oft to go into wild tangents. A mind full of slanders towards idiots and hardly a mouth big enough to vocalize it so I try and get as much out there as possible.
And, you never know, there is always the ((Though exceedingly negligible)) chance that one may read and realize what a buffoon they’ve been… Though, not quite likely…
Ok, seriously, did you ever work for AFT?
Watch video with Tsar Bomba,impressive huh?Well STFU
I’m not worried about the Tsar. Now if was the Czar that would be different.
Why do I feel that you are about as Russian as a bottle of salad dressing?
Left the it. Sorry.
Now I left out the out. *bangs head on desk*
That’s enough of that, now. Let it out, then it’ll be okay.
*hands coyote a cookie*
Better?
(The heat is back on full blast, no A/C.)
Better.
The snow has almost completely melted.
My plum tree is in bloom. I can make pints of homemade plum jelly for everyone here.
(new thread VVV)
Its because of u whole world in ass,damn count of people
lost their jobs
The snow has almost
completely melted. Spring will
bring us all new warmth.
Your vernal haiku
spreads its message of hope all
through the internet.
My hand to God I read that as “venereal haiku”. It even worked with the rest of it. Sorta.
STDs have no
place in the perfect
world: golden seasons.
.
Pretty little birds
make nests of green twigs
and hatch spring anew.
Lemonade, made in the shade, by an old maid.
A piece of ice in every glass, big as a baby elephants
Ask your mother for 50 cents,
to see the geat curiosity.
13 stripes around the belly, 3 stripes around the
Peter go fetch a whip for those of you who cannot wait.
The elephants are gonna
Peanuts! 5 cents a bag!
*ahem*
Hope springs eternal
the promise of new branches
causes trees to try.
bleh-
I meant to put this in the song thread down there V V.
I sowwy.
You meant to put that
In the song thread down below?
S’ok, makes much sense.
Not to spoil your anti-American-bashing fun, but, numerous stores where I live (in America) have endcaps and merchandise, often even entire rows, entirely in non-English languages (usually Spanish, but depending on where they’re located, also in Japanese, Korean, or Chinese, particularly in the municipality’s Japan-town, Korea-town, or Chinatown). We CANNOT, simply by looking at the picture, discern if it was taken in a country other than America.
Ignorance and unobservance FAIL.
From America.
i typed what I think the sign in the background says (“baturi * alai tulis”?) and did a google language detect. Google thinks it’s Maylay. Anyone know for certain?
Anyway, I’m willing to bet that no store in America has any grocery store aisles written in Maylay.
You obviously haven’t been to my neighborhood. They’re ALWAYS switching the end signs on the aisles around with international ones. It’s somewhat of a game with them.
in croatian batarija means battery and alat means tool
and mrtvi beba means dead baby
Anyway, I think the moral that we need to teach Homer here is, You don’t have to be American to be a bad parent.
And if you go around thinking that you do, then your parents didn’t raise you right.
OH! Go me.
You could put it that way, I suppose.
Myself, I think the lesson Homer needs to learn is that he’s an i-d-j-u-t.
As well as that he really oughta try sticking his private parts in an anthill.
After dipping them in honey. Best chose a giant red ant anthill
That’s a waste of good honey.
I think it’d be worth it, however, honey may be too thick for the ants to get through. Perhaps some sugar water would do. I think that would be a good compromise.
*
@ my Admiral*
uh…. i think I missed an innuendo there.
Hee! You did. No worries, though.
Should I insert my usual, “Americans Are From All Over The World. Look In A Mirror To See A Typical American.”, speech here?
Probably not a MAJOR store, but there’s bound to be a few local stores that specialize in Malaysian products. I’ve got a store in my neighborhood that carries lots of things from Somalia, as many of the people in the neighborhood are of Somali descent.
Hopefully, this comment won’t get eaten by the comment-eater and will be visible sometime within the next, oh, 7 days or so. -_-
Well, I happen to have a friend next to me who is from Malaysia and she recognizes the pink and blue cartons near the child’s head as Susu brand, which is a dairy company that also sells goat’s milk. They’re somewhat of a smaller dairy and probably would not be big enough to ship to America. (Also, why ship in goat’s milk from so far away when there are places much closer to get goat’s milk?) So… based on what she says, I’m still of the opinion that this picture was not taken in America.
Also, the quote “Ignorance and unobservance FAIL” would mean that we’ve failed at being ignorant and unobservant. So. . . a fail on your part? Or was that a compliment?
the picture is from Malaysia. the word at the back that says “Bateri & Alat Tulis” is a Malay word and literally means “Battery & Stationery”.
From: the guy who submitted this picture
Well I happen to be in Malaysia right now. “Susu” means milk in Malay,
it’s not the brand. The brand is “Farmhouse” and is imported from
Australia. If you squint and use a lot of imagination, the yellow blob
on the milk carton is the shape of Australia.
The store looks to be one of the hypermarts either Tesco (from the UK),
or Carrefour (from France).
The idiot looks to be a local product though.
Right. Most US stores have an international map and battery section. Oh, wait…
Yeah! what he ^ said!
Besides, isn’t it still Romania’s turn to be the scapegoat nation?? They said they’d take turns with us!
it’s alright, we understand you’re on your period but there’s no need to get upset.
how are we americans not tootal idiots when we make so many Fails. Everyone i know fails daily..
Wrist bands on your upper arm really do fail. Fasion Fail.
spelling FAIL!
NO you have clearly mistaken the link to the switz favor of wearing said objects in said place. Geography fail.
Actually I got that. I really ment “Fasion FAIL”
D’oh! *meant
*offers Titio a mint*
“Dirty mouth??”
Eliminates the inhumanity of squeezing your child into that little seat at the front of the shopping cart.
And adds the humanity of squeezing the groceries inside the stroller. Along with the baby.
Could have been worst instead of groceries it could be alcohol, cigarettes and porn.
Than that would be a DOUBLE FAIL! Shopping cart AND parenting FAIL!
*Imagines a baby smoking, drinking and reading porn*
I almost never read pr0n whilst smoking a baby.
In Soviet Russia…
*bursts out laughing causing people in his office to think he has lost it*
If you do a little dance around your desk you might cause them to think that you’ve found it again.
Probably not, though.
merchandising fail, who want to buy legs
Oddly, this reminds me a joke… When Ayrton Senna crashed his F1 car and died, everybody stood up to see what just happened. Everybody but Williams’ owner.
Now the tigers at the zoo will have some extra ingredients to prepare a good sauce for the kid. Eating raw children is boring.
They need to be smoked ^
No, thanks, I’m really high off this salmon skin.
something tells me this guy thinks k-fed is an “honorable man”…
*gasp* What do you mean?
Shakespeare reference win? o.O
Really? What swear word do you think he’s censoring?
Thanks for including the red arrow…I’d never have worked out what the fail was without that.
/sarcasm
I wouldn’t have noticed those bananas without it. There must be a spider in there to warrant this as a fail.
*pops out from behind a display of ramen noodles*
*SQUEEEEEZES the Moomin!*
*takes an apple from the bottom of the pile and makes escape as an apple-anche of fruit cascades over the shoppers*
That’s what I call using your noodle.
I was about to write the same!
then suddenly i recognized you already posted it..
Thank you for that!
There is raw meat next to his face…..why is this shopping cart fail and not the old standard paranting fail?
That was the part that totally grossed me out!
Hey! The kid got walluped in the eye five minutes prior. He needed that. Meat win.
I hate when the Wallup Poll calls me when I’m, um, busy.
It appears to be raw chicken. Which is potentially worse than raw beef.
But not as bad as raw oysters.
Good point.
I’ll eat raw oysters before raw chicken.
Where is this picture taken??
in a supermarket
lmao
OMG that’s so American.
OMG that’s so Czechoslavakian.
OMG that’s so Australian.
OMG that’s so Raven. *is sued by Disney* Dammit.
OMG that’s so Drewish.
That’s funny, she doesn’t look Drewish.
made in china
Hecho en Mexico
Huevo en Mexico?
And the Mother of the Year award goes to…
Unless.. that’s a man? Father of the Year? Whatev, now I fail.
He is definately wearing a gilrs belt.
Not to worry…
*pats Rontu onna head*
♪ Every little thing – gonna be all right ♪
Hey don’t blame me. I’m a little slow because my parents used to store me in with the raw meats when I was little.
That was cold.
Bloody well right.
Maybe they were just trying to trim the fat from the family…
That’s a raw deal sirs. *sighs because he had too much liquid courage at lunch…*
And you didn’t share? I’m disappointed in your Malicite, very disappointed.
Awww *offers Mr. Cuddles some Bacardi*
Yay! *SQUEEZE* Pulls up 2 stools.
*squats and makes a stool on the floor*
There now you have 3.
*SQUEEZES all around and pours some drinks*
I’ll go fetch some limes
Are limes good for squeezin’?
If somebody will clean up that mess over there, I’ll join you.
I’m pretty sure Jules actually “cleaned it up” himself…in the time-honored way of dogs.
Drinkie time!
I could go for a drinkie. What are you having?
*hands over a glass of red wine*
*clink!*
Cheers!
*clink*
Got any tequila?
Only this crappy Pitron.
I need a vodka, please. Got any of that?
*hold out glass hopfully*
*steps carefully around Jules’s offering*
This threads to big to hide from strategist isn’t it?
Afraid that he’ll be hurt that we’re pouring our own drinks?
No, he’ll be pissed you didn’t put the lime in the coconut.
“Evry lil’ ting.. gon’ be aright” – Isn’t that a Jamaican song.. man? LOL
I don’t see anything wrong here. Nascar doesn’t see anything wrong here.
FYI Ladies, tomorrow is Stake and BJ day!!!
..you may want to sheak those letters about a little..
Sad to be single on S&BJ day, for sure.
might want to shake his own hand up and down too
cuz he aint gettin no head from the ladies with that nonsense of humour
Thanks for letting me know, I’ll surprise my husband with the jagged wooden stake as I give him a BJ.
FYI Geeks, tomorrow is Pi day!!!
The tube steak boogie?
suck my balls
Are they small?
of course
perfect mouth sized
Do they hang low?
*opens mouth* whenever you’re ready!
Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them o’er your shoulder? Like a Continental soldier?
Ok…did NOT need that particular mental image, Judy…! :p
Let’s hope BFF doesn’t see this…he’ll run screaming from the room.
When I was a YMCA summer day camp counselor we sang this all of the time. Would you like me to tell you some of the other songs?
Did you ever sing “On top of Spaghetti”…?
“Oh I Wish I Were a Little Bar of Soap”?
“Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts”??
These are actual songs?!
Of course! But let’s not forget the classic:
“Nobody likes me, everybody hates me. I’m gonna eat some worms. Great big slimy ones, little bitty greasy ones, ones that wiggle and squirm. Bite off their heads, and suck out the juice, and throw their tails away. Nobody knows how many I eat – three times a day!”
Yup! Although, I’ve never met anyone else who knew the soap song.
Sadly, I don’t, Avis. But…
I have something in my pocket
that belongs across my face,
I keep it very close to me
in a most convenient place!
(Dirty for a Brownie, eh?)
I just looked up the lyrics. They are disturbing. It’s been a long time since I thought about it, so I had to look it up.
If this double posts, I’m sorry.
http://dragon.sleepdeprived.ca/songbook/songs5/S5_28.htm
Thanks, Dilly! I had forgotten that one.
And Avis: I haven’t heard of the soap song.
All I got is: “Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner…”
Ok, I see my post with the link to the lyrics. But not in the recent comments box. Does anyone else see it?
Noap
Nope. Don’t see it.
Nooperino.
Negatory.
Ok, well…
dragon dot sleepdeprived dot ca/songbook/songs5/S5_28 dot htm
Now. That should work.
Or you could just google “Oh I Wish I Were a Little Bar of Soap” ansd go with the first option given.
I don’t know what’s more disturbing – the little girl scout tramp, or the bloody piece of glass.
OMG AVIS!! How COULD you?!? That was DISGUSTING. My eyes!!
See…I’m SO glad I use you guys as guine…erm, I mean it’s very nice of you guys to vet all the linkies for me.
Dilly!!!! That was positively TAME compared to almost every other link!!
Dragon, it’s not disgusting. It’s odd, slightly disturbing, but perfectly safe. You’d probably even like it. I promise you, it’s not at all like one of Ry’s links.
Avis! I’m shocked at your behavior. I didn’t think that sort of filth was your cup of tea. That poor, poor donkey.
Dilly, did you mistype something? What donkey? Or are you just trying to scare Dragon from ever clickie-ing anything ever again? It was just lyrics. PRINTED LYRICS. No music. Though the song does go to the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It…”
I know:) It’s a cute song, actually. I couldn’t help myself, I saw “I wish I were a little bar of soap ” and just KNEW that that was the most innocent link ever posted here since the meerkats ^^. Forgive me?
Of course! *hands Dilly a beer*
Some of those lyrics are a bit on the disturbing side though, don’t you think? And it really is a girl scout song!
My mother will tell anyone who will listen how she came downstairs one time when I was about 6 or so, and she heard me singing it. I ONLY knew the soap part at that time.
That’s the best part! *swigs* There actually IS something in every verse that’s kind of bizarrely perverse!
*sneaks into thread*
*pulls dilly’s leg*
…Just to get back atcha, yanno. :p
I remember that song from my childhood, but I only ever knew the first two verses. The stressed syllable in “mosqui-TO” always bothered me. It doesn’t fit the natural meter of the song, damnit!
Why am I walking lopsided?! Ninjas AGAIN?!
Yes, please!
Oh god! Kill the baby on market.
Um jeito de matar crianças inocentemente (Uau! escrevi em portugues, azar de quem nao entender! muhuohahahahahahaha)
*hands Emer a sedative*
Hell, a whole package of sedatives.
Initially, I understood where you were going with this…somewhere…I feel like lost you.
Um, that’s a really really bad fail. There is uncooked meat there. That’s a good way to get your kid salmonella.
Not a prob. He gonna smoke that kid later anyway.
Preferably with hickory chips.
Hickory smoked baby goes nice with a glass of children’s tears.
I remember when it used to be cool to have a couple of inches of extra belt dangle down like that…Those were the days
I still walk around like that. And as long as i do it, it will always be cool
We’re still talking about the belt thingy, right?
*hugs mr. cuddles*
That’s right, darlin’.
*squeeze*
303 wpm
Lyin’ moomin.
And yet still so *SQUEEZE!*-able.
Squeezably soft?
Wait, where does a Moomin…ugh, THAT’S charming.
Am not.
haha 180,000WPM!!! Was that the highest we got?
Heeheehee. Yes, after that it was up at infinity.
You can type 303 W’s in a minute? *awe*
My belt shrunk. It used to hang down like that.
Who would put a baby in a shopping cart? FAIL
Who would mistake a baby stroller for a shopping cart? FAIL
Brown people raise their young like apes.
^This guy’s name represents what he does not have.
Here, hold this…
Seems more like parenting fail then shopping cart fail to me.
Are they mutually exclusive?
SIr,defuse the bomb plz!sir?
epic!!1111oneoneone
Father of the week
Instant Win!!!
No, sorry, Father of the Week was back on Disney fail.
I left you a surprise back on the Disney fail. Did you see it?
*goes back to check*
The pickle barrel? How considerate of you, Admiral.
*sigh* some people just shouldn’t be allowed to procreate.
And here I thought it was a clever game of “Hide & Seek”
Looks like a Photoshop fail to me.
What? No.
Somebody always walks off with the last pair of baby legs before I get there.
Can you tell he never wanted this child?
birth control fail
parenting fails
Yeah, how hard is it to get a freaking shopping cart and put your kid in it?
Zero-base thinking skills? S’okay – apparently a one-off erection and very small shoes (!) is all that’s needed to qualify to raise a child.
it’s just a trick.. not real..
It may not be America, but i know of only one market chain which attracts shoppers that deeply afflicted by “TEH DUMB”…i’m gonna say “What is Wal-Mart” for the $800 and the win
nah. if that were wal-mart in some town in america… that pic would have made the news ahead of anything else…
Good thing there was an arrow, I’m too dumb to see the fail without it.
HE’S DROWNING GIVE THE BABY AIR, CLOCK ON MY NAME
*places cursor on name*
*clocks*
Hmmmm, broken link.
DO NOT CLICKIE!!!!
Or clockie as this guy seems to think.
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CLICK ON THIS ASSES NAME! THIS NOT A JOKE!
Seriously, he’s been here before attempting to trap people with this before, isn’t there a way to block him?
If what I’ve heard from BFF is true, there should be grounds to arrest him.
*feels smug as hell about her no-clickie policy*
I didn’t clickie, I remembered the url from the last time he was here and a few people DID clickie. Those people came back and warned us. So now, when I see ot I feel obligated to warn others.
I always warn others when I see an ot. Ot’s are not to be trusted.
*sigh* IT. Not ot. I must be tired.
I dare you to click on mine. I double dare you! HA! Now you have to click. I double dared you.
I had clicked on your Chemo Angels link some time ago, coyote. Care to tell us more about your experience with it?
You had to blab.
I came across them, I have no idea how, when I first had cancer. I liked the idea and asked them if they had any advertising that they would like spread around in say the chemo lounge. They didn’t. Word of mouth is how knowledge of their existence is spread.
I have a large family to look after me so I didn’t take advantage of their service. For those flying solo it could be a life saver. If anyone is looking for pure altruism to get involved in, here you go.
I think I may look into just to build up karma! God knows I may need them myself someday.
I know it’s a slight breach of etiquette, but I TRIPLE DOG DARE you to clickie mine.
Hee! I do make exceptions for trusted friends.
Of course, trusted friends remain trusted friends by not taking advantage of that policy!
Those aren’t the Bumpuses’ dogs.
I never turn down a triple dog dare.
Awwww!
What a camera hog!!
That’s a great site!!
I went to the main site and clicked on Peru, and it was a video of driving on a highway while Missing Persons’ “What Are Words For?” played on the radio. LOVE IT
After the “Pickle Surprise”?!?!?!? You know I also have adopted the no-clicky policy!
Tell me about it. Whatever happened to the good old days, when Rickrolling really pissed people off? That’s tame by today’s troll standards.
Yeah, you should have seen the evil-roll Christopher pulled on me “by accident” while trying to link me to my beloved Zorb fail. I was EVER so pissed. But I believe him, and have moved past it. I dare not even speak its name or it will catch on.
I know what you speak of.
*evil grin*
We need a pinkie swear to ensure that we will never tell!
I’m so sick and tired of slacker children. That kid could obviously carry another melon.
stroller fail – douchebag win?
Talk about a waste of space!
Is there a good way to shit your pants???
Judy, Sweets, tell me that’s not the only question you have after reading that. Please?
Plus, questions aren’t something you want to ask an artificial aphasic.
It’s the only thing I understood!
Condoms in isle 3, this guy probably should have used them.
I think they just created that isle in Dubai.
yeah, would have been a good idea. that’s probably what he’s looking for next.
♫
I’m all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
I came in for that special offer
Free food w/ purchase of baby…
I wasn’t born so much as I fell out…
There’s a kid in there?!
SURPRISEGOATSECKS
A staged fail. Maybe for fun or else.
Obviously taken somewhere in Malaysia (my guess is Tesco), local product proves it, like HL milk, tofu and the language on the signs
haha.. it’s funny.. is the child can breathe?
PARENTING FAIL, SHOPPING CART + BABY WINS!
Yep. It’s a guy.
This is why we don’t let men take the baby with them to the grocery.
Why are people like this as fertile as the Nile Valley? Betcha the woman’s got another one in the oven that they’ll care even less about when it’s born.
LOL, finally! Kids are good for something!
RT
http://www.privacy.at.tc
i feel saddened that this kid is gonna do the same to his own kids.
fails are passed down from generation to generation
If she makes it to adulthood.
Also a Parenting FAIL.
“What’s that baby doing under all those groceries?”
“Sleeping.”
wow! can the baby afford that all? how heavy is it!
This one is Photoshopped.
what the….. THAT IS FAIL!
FAIL! lol
That’s not a FAIL that’s a WIN!
wow he’s an idiot. does anyone know this guy by his person and not his face? i want to yell at him
This picture clearly show how much that dad loves his kid
What do you expect from a guy?
the head is actually the brown thing at the top retard. the other thing is lettuce or something. duh…
stupid dad..i know that is from malaysia..i can read the sign..
- sian budak tu
The Baby’s legs somehow looked like a Doll’s legs
OOO!!! i almost forgot, lets go get the big screen tv!!!
LoL! That’s in Singapore! I recognise the milk carton from when I lived there!!
It’s okay, her bones are made of adamantium.
#172
idiot
proper parenting fail.