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  1. Trolls For Justice says:

    Wheeeeeeeee! Sweet elation!!

  2. The Moomin says:

    The mouse is a dirty louse.

  3. Cheese says:

    who you do not want in your house.

  4. Alex says:

    I have no idea what this could be so Im gonna say photoshop.

  5. pop says:

    ok someone tell me what this is, really
    just wtf is happening here.
    is this asian or what?

  6. Cyrus Salvador says:

    whoa.. disney is now a rated-R production

  7. Mickey does has a big one.

  8. H says:

    What is that supposed to be? Does anyone have any idea?

  9. Catt of the Garage says:

    Definitely Parenting Fail, if nothing else

  10. glowsticks says:

    ew ! also, how did the Asian part get in der?

  11. Klaus says:

    Ah yes, Euro-Disney

  12. Your To Late says:

    bahah thats wierd ass

  13. It IS the Land of Enchantment.

    …or maybe Enhancement.

  14. Sebastian says:

    I’d guess this is some kind of art show. The mouse symbolizes how large corporation with their patens and copyrights routinely rape society.

  15. AnotherGuy says:

    Come on this is sooo fake… you can actually see its been added by photoshop.

  16. Albatross says:

    Thats why Britney turned out the way she did….Makes sense now..

    • Trolls For Justice says:

      She has a giant photoshopped penis???! pls could you link it xx

      • Albatross says:

        Britney’s is not photoshopped my friend its real! Thats why her and kevin broke up… size issues.

        • The Moomin says:

          He was upset hers was bigger than his?

          • Albatross says:

            I bet it went something like this….

            Kevin: baby I am just insecure about its size…
            Britney: its ok I can’t even see it when I am behind you…

            that was the last thing he heard before being raped of all human dignity…oh wait he lost that the first time danced on one of her videos.

  17. ralphie says:

    fake fake fake-a-fakey-fake

    This is faker than fake.

    They’re not funny when they’re fake.

  18. Strategist says:

    The bar is open! And I’m back, but you all proabably don’t care…
    *puts on bartender outfit*
    *opens bar*
    Just don’t ask me to make a Jack and Coke…anything else though!

  19. paco says:

    Gimme a micky mouse with a big straw

  20. Rubin_Wiki says:

    Wow Mikey Mouse is hung like a horse!

  21. p3n0r says:

    someone call the cops

  22. Kaya Valda says:

    I call fake. The shadow directions on Mickey don’t match the man and the girl’s shadows.

    • fake says:

      Stop calling me! I don’t care about shadows, I already have one!
      *hangs up*

    • Blargg says:

      “I call fake! I call fake! I refuse to read the other comments above, including the one with an alternative-angle shot of the very same mouse, or comments from all the people who’ve seen it. Waaa!”

      What is it with all the idiots on the internet trying to sound clever by going “I call fake. The shadows don’t match up” when they’ve got no comprehension of the interplay of multiple light sources.

      Bah humbug!

  23. bozo says:

    I believe it’s a sort of art presentation in a museum…
    I’d say that from the Design of the background (Curtain, concrete ground, metal structure typical of the european 1900′s museums behind the curtain)

    And I ‘ve seen TONS of artists who’d love to present this kind of artisitic “point of view” in a museum.
    But seriously WTF? Epic parenting fail! -Or social assistant win?-

  24. thepowerofblue says:

    M-I-C…
    See you real soon
    K-E-Y…
    Why? Because he likes you!
    M-O-U-S-E…

  25. Rob says:

    Not a photoshop job, nor a Disney fail.

    A clever (if immature) photographer camera angle WIN. The usual family photo would be shot in front of the mouse, from where one would easily see the mouse’s tail goes behind the rear and protudes forward from beyond his left leg.

  26. Homer says:

    poor girls,its trauma for a whole life

  27. chilejon says:

    http://studiohybride.canalblog.com/images/andre_.jpg

    Not Photoshop but Gay Pride in Paris.

  28. Ryland says:

    I’ve got a ring on my finger that lets me know what I can’t do!
    Can’t just do what I want I’ve got to stay righteous and true! ….BAY-BAYYY

  29. Carly says:

    I wonder if this was one of Terence Koh’s art pieces. She did pieces with erections and I believe Mickey and Jesus were two of the statues.

  30. Emperor says:

    What a parenting fail, it clearly looks like his member and he makes her lean on it. What a life lesson.

  31. Nathan says:

    I think it might be a piece of post-modernist sculpture.

  32. Frit says:

    Holy pink peener!

  33. thepowerofblue says:

    If you think that’s bad, you should have seen the Minnie Mouse statue! (It’s just off-camera on the right-hand side.)

  34. kiy says:

    Mickey has no balls?

  35. orion says:

    It has no shadow so it’s fake.

  36. Storm Fire says:

    Disney UBER FAIL for making penis on Mickey Mouse XD

  37. DrB says:

    Hey Arthur!!!!!!! I love it! All of these comments are funnier now!!! lmao!

  38. Mickey Mouse says:

    I’ll have you know that I was dating her. She agreed to have the picture publicly taken and it made me a little.. hah-hah!

  39. The Moomin says:

    Random quote from the office: ‘I think a potato would really hurt’
    (Wasn’t me)

  40. The Moomin says:

    Random event from lunchtime:
    ‘Look at that set of clowns’
    *a car full of clowns drove by, the driver nodded at me*
    Failblog seems quite sensible really.

  41. DRAKE says:

    and yet, disney is for kids

  42. Monodemon says:

    As chilejon pointed out; No photoshop. Statue is located at the entrance to Le Paris Paris in Paris. Amzing what google lets you find out if you bother to waste 5 seconds of your time!

  43. Ben Jay says:

    There are cases where the fail is fairly subtle and really quite understandable. This is not one of those cases

  44. Jeremy says:

    This is not a fail, it’s a rude photo shop job. It’s funny when some looks phallic unintentionally, this is just middle school humor. I’m disappointed that this made its way to the site.

    • Jason says:

      You’re a retarded moron who has no critical thinking skills and cannot click a simple link that others have provided so that we can all see that this is a real statue. Doorknob.

  45. puppatoons says:

    It is real, it’s a statue in an exhibition (literally!)Paris, and that is one whoopass parenting fail.

  46. pwnfest says:

    I AM AROUSED

  47. Jimmy Nitro says:

    Hey now! A hand job!

    RT
    http://www.privacy.at.tc

  48. Rontu says:

    I’d hit it.

  49. pwnfest says:

    FIRST!

  50. AllXboxGames says:

    you gotta be kidding…!!!

  51. Freeside says:

    Mickey needs a purity ring, then this wouldn’t be a fail.

  52. Buzz Killington says:

    I swear it was his tail, until I saw the frontal view…

  53. RAH says:

    That’s not art. That’s disgusting. Mickey’s an innocent, well-meaning character, and for that phallic to be attached is just wrong.

    Not to mention the idea of having a young girl posing with it. Seriously, dad?

    • Seddah says:

      It’s called having a sense of humour.

      Also, they’re French. What do you expect?

      • Catt of the Garage says:

        France. It’s a different planet.

        Seriously, though, this is not most people’s definition of “sense of humour”. This is most people’s definition of majorly sick.

    • lellogram says:

      i know, right? why are the sickos constantly attaching phallic’s on shit every which way i look!?

  54. Eric says:

    Article (in french)
    http://studiohybride.canalblog.com/archives/2006/05/22/1934081.html
    regarding exhibit at Hôtel amour 8, rue de Navarin 75009 Paris

    …and here’s Google’s inexplicably poor translation:

    What is the latest craze for graffiti artist André? a hotel, so a hotel in the 9th arrondissement of Paris, near the rue des Martyrs. Combined with a son Costes, the boss of Victoria and coffee to his friend Lionel (son Partouche, you know the 3.14 Cannes Partouche Ms. decorated with vivid colors, his cow Indie, its ultra delirium). After the black block of the Palais de Tokyo, Baron and Paris Paris, André opens an explosive and confusing where you can spend a night, a half or even a night 5 to 7, in rooms designed by artists some of his friends Marc Newson and M / M. Andrew landed his troops and his works (the Mickey pink band, see the exhibition at the Grand Palais Force art, or making Batman robin with boyfriend boyfriend …). Even Emmanuel Perrotin of the eponymous gallery has played the game by paying a few pieces straight out of its reserves. Côté déco, was dropped grave, the pot of pink carpeted, the room bee namely lemon and black lacquer that was just added a green marble shower … seems more impossible. Not so sure. To visit the rest room with private terrace parme for big statements. Room rates from 75 to 250 euros.

  55. HamburgIer says:

    “..no sweetie its fine..just..put your hand like that…there we go!”

  56. Rotcod says:

    Do you like me Mickey?
    Check one:
    [ ] Yes
    [ ] No

  57. Ion says:

    Is that Wayne Coyne from the Flaming Lips?

  58. teddy says:

    So not real

  59. tim says:

    You guys are dumb its actualy the tail but from this view it only looks like that lol

  60. Jessica says:

    How could he let the little girl hold Mickey’s thing? Lol! What she ought to be holding are dolls and hair accessories for girls.

    Don’t pollute her mind at an early age…. :P

  61. SHOOBELS says:

    Is that supposed to be his tail or something?

  62. DuRêve says:

    Mmm, I think Mickey would feel at home here (clickie!)

  63. DuRêve says:

    I think Mickey would feel at home here (clickie!).
    Boggy, your friend the Blogmonster’s been at it again.
    He just ate two of my comments!

  64. Aja says:

    O reality
    It’s not for me
    And it makes me laugh
    Fantasy world
    and Disney girls
    I’m coming back

  65. HAluz says:

    xD more funny as flashing donald

  66. Aja says:

    No, not ze Mickey Mouse binoculars!
    Give me ze powerful Gestapo binoculars.

  67. Aja says:

    Good job on those curtains.

  68. Algebra-Teacher says:

    How is this not sexual exploitation of a child? I’m really disappointed that this has been displayed here.

  69. breakemrules says:

    Oh!!!Come on ….. Where is Donald by the way??????

  70. Jenn says:

    is that for real? where is that statue located >_>;

  71. rowanmikaio says:

    Total fail. That doesn’t look like a mouse penis at ALL.

  72. Hmm says:

    …So, I know what it looks like, but what is it supposed to be?

    Or is it serious…?

  73. Luis says:

    Guys, this is at a hotel in France, not at disney. Stop talking about Disney >.<

  74. riceman says:

    The future is now, if anyone can catch my meaning.

  75. Allison says:

    There is probably something behind mickey. its just the angle the picture was taken on…maybe. lol. ^.^

  76. Allison says:

    After i took a second look at it i realized thats mickey`s tail! Its` just swung around him. It looks like you know what because of the angle the photo was taken on.

    • 2kissy2 says:

      actually Mickey’s tail is slender just like most mice. To who asked if this was at Disneyland – no, never was. I think it is mis-labeled…not a Disney fail, a parenting fail. I too found this pic doing a quick seach on the net and it is supposedly some alternative “art” in Paris. Regardless, Walt must be rolling in his grave!

  77. sterling says:

    i really doubt that disney would not notice that, funny, but i think that it is fake…

  78. yogi says:

    What in the world were these people thinking

  79. yogi says:

    hello any one

  80. yogi says:

    i think it is a fake diseny would never do that

  81. Superchriddy says:

    Haha I love how the comments are still saying it’s photoshopped when so many people have shown it’s a real statue! I can’t wait to go to Paris and have my photo taken with this mickey!

  82. jessica says:

    Maybe she’s a midget. lol.

  83. orestis says:

    south park was right!!!!

  84. JANE says:

    WOW THOSE PERVERTS WHO DID THIS MUST GO TO JAIL. WE ARE RUINING OUR CHILDREN’S FUTURE. HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE IN FRANCE LEGAL ?
    IN USA WE BAN THOSE THINGS AND THOSE SICK PEOPLE ARE CHARGED FOR SEXUAL PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT.

    EUROPE PLEASE RECOVER FROM YOUR SEX PERVERSION.

  85. Wownik says:

    It can’t be the tail, just look behind him, nothing. And there is the frontal view. Apparently in France, go figure. I agree with comments above that is it not wrong, just extremely weird and and epic parent fail.

  86. mowmacat says:

    :P YUCK!

  87. ORLY says:

    “Hey honey let’s stop here and have you pose on Mickey’s giant pink shlong! This will make a great Christmas card!”

    LULZ I don’t even know what people think sometimes XD

  88. karl says:

    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr why r all the penis statues uncircumcised it pisses me off

  89. My required name says:

    I say it has to be real cuz Adobe would *never* allow Photoshop to be used like this!

  90. D says:

    Maybe it’s from Whizzneyland… or even Pissneyland

  91. dudewiththebling says:

    mickeys fantasy

  92. Jinx McHue says:

    I guess it’s actually not a small world after all…

  93. one-hundred eyes dragon says:

    Ho-Ho! Vengance shall be mine! Ho-ho! You are all ants and I am your destroyer! Ho-ho!

  94. Moo says:

    I think I see a future disney princess in the making.

  95. neggol says:

    Holy! Thats unbeliveble….funny.

  96. A Real Mom says:

    OMG Emily A, SHAME on you. It’s obviously a photoshop… on his TAIL. Sick minded people.

  97. MR45 says:

    Apparently it is a statue outside of a nightclub in Paris called Paris Paris.

    France = FAIL

  98. Anonymous says:

    Uhhh…I didn’t quiet read all of the comments…but incase someone hasn’t already come to this hypothetical conclusion, it would look as though it wasn’t the penis that was shopped in there, but instead the child (and/or father). It’s hard to tell by the shadows as it is unclear exactly where the light is coming from, and what angle the shadows should be at. Alternatively, and probably most likely, it’s a real picture and hasn’t been shopped together by some….pedophiliac nerd with no life. :P In this case, it’s a parenting fail, first to be even letting the child see that *thing*, and second for letting the child touch it *shudders*.

  99. Anonymous says:

    Also, zoom in really close to the image, and see if you can tell whats inside the camera’s screen. I’m not quite sure, but it looks as if he is indeed taking a picture of the object in question, but his arm obscures the rest of the screen, making it impossible to tell if the child is in there.

  100. jerwalla says:

    it is hot

  101. USB Hub says:

    I don’t care if it actually is a real statue, that picture is so obviously Photoshopped. It’s pathetic. The Mickey is obviously fake – I realize that might be a real Mickey statue somewhere in the world, but that is NOT the original picture and the girl is NOT holding onto Mickey in the real picture. Absolutely no way at all. Look at the lines of the curtains and of the Mickey statue against them. Way too clean for the rest of the picture. Also, there is no shadow of Mickey (come on – a simple Warp and a color-drain can easily make a believable shadow, and the Photoshopper didn’t even bother). Try again and come back later, Rookie.

  102. C says:

    maybe the girl is actually a little person
    and they’re kinky…

  103. Frozen Corn says:

    Fail? Mickey WIN!

  104. shinanigansandtomfoolery says:

    boo this probably made “long duck dong” a might jealous!!!! eeeeew….

  105. Dan The Man says:

    whut the HELL?!

  106. Najeem says:

    It looks like something you’d see outside a Furry convention….

  107. T-Rey says:

    IT EXISTS! That’s all I have to say!

  108. Shayna says:

    wtf is that!!!!!i hav 2 admit thoo ITZ HILARIO i meen REALLY?!? hA!

  109. Huhh? says:

    NO KING MICKEY NO!!!!
    *buries head in palms*

  110. pandarabbi says:

    ok. everyone. stop. it’s at a gay club. if you didnt see the comment ^^^^^^^ then here

    http://thebloodarm.blogspot.com/2007_06_01_archive.html

  111. Vashra says:

    NAMBLA poster shot?

  112. Dylan says:

    Mickey – Win
    Girl – Fail

  113. lolz says:

    the dads nuts to let the girl do that…

  114. MANO says:

    aaaaaaaaahhahahahahaahahah

  115. frogman says:

    The worst dad ever?

    “ok, now put your hand on mickey’s…”

    Should be under “parenting fail” XD

  116. thephantombloggerstrikes says:

    This isn’t just a regular fail, it’s an atomic bomb fail!

    #170

  117. Boyah says:

    See the shadow on Mickey’s right leg? That’s from the REAL photographer.

  118. Katte says:

    It would be even worse if he had sat her on top of it.

  119. Kevin says:

    I’ve solved it – she is a skinny midget: nothing about this looks photoshopped, but I cannot comprehend why a young girl would be posed this way. If you look at her upper body shape, she looks like a young adult midget/dwarf (idk what they want to be called)

  120. Larissa says:

    I knew disney was evil! Three 6′s in their logo, and now THIS? EPIC FAIL!!!

  121. RED says:

    Yeah , parenting fail now but when the girl is twenty-five she’ll call it a win. Thanks Dad, “You always knew I had it in me.”

  122. ryan says:

    lol thats fu*king werd

  123. NoobTheShow24 says:

    now its a fail, but it WILL be a fail when she spends some “alone” time with it ;)

  124. KIWI-LOLZ says:

    HOLY BOB SCHMITT!! :O
    WHAT IS DISNEY COMING TO

  125. Quackoid says:

    o.o stupidness

  126. kickass420 says:

    mini mouse must love that….

  127. chandler says:

    its photoshopped somehow. the guys shadow and the curtain shadows arent going the same way. idk what that has to do with anything tho

  128. shaykel says:

    disney WIN, parenting FAIL. way to go mickey :D

  129. Shadow says:

    HOW DO YOU FAIL THAT BAD

  130. chemist says:

    probably been said before, but
    WTF?!

  131. Blue.Snowman says:

    I cannot tell if it’s shopped or not. But if it isn’t – oh my.

  132. MAN THIS IS REALLY BAD! How messed up can this be? LOL!


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