I seriously doubt this is photoshoped…. i found a frontal view at http://pinkurocks.typepad.com/pinku/images/pink_mickey.jpg
From what i can figure this was displayed in paris at the Grand Palais art exhibit. thats about all i can find.
How can you even tell? If you look at dad’s shadow it points away from him so the girl and Mickey’s shadows would as well. You just can’t see them in this picture because they are behind them.
Don’t worry, Adam’s just one of those retarded people that like to copy things they saw someone else post once because they can’t come up with their own witty remarks.
A friend of mine says if a naked man shooting a rifle was running down the street, people would call 911 and report a naked man in the street – Americans are ridiculously uptight about nudity and sex, which is ironic, since we have one of the most screwed up sexual cultures on the planet.
uptight. ya Americans are uptight about adult nudity. but when its a children’s character like mickey mouse with a huge hardon, come on, thats just foul.
Everybody goes where they’re comfortable. ^^ If you wana talk about fluffy animals in odd english, ya just gotta move to the sister page. Speaking clearly about how stupid humanity as a whole can get, here’s perfect! At least this hub of the internet is altogether a billion times better than Funnyjunk’s comment pages! XP
I am the captain of the starship Enterprise
…….
Photon Torpedo-oe-oes!
…….
I’m a doctor, not an actor!
Not a milkman….
What does that mean?
…….
anyone heard of this song?
does nobody read the above comments before they make shit up? it’s from paris. outside a gay club. and mickey is a slang term for penis. so it all makes sense…in a very strange, very special, sort of effed way.
actually, there are some pretty questionable nazi videos on youtube, and i saw one called “the story of menstruation” and it’s really rather TMI for little girls
It can be. I took the picture as an inspiration and nnow I can’t leave the house anymore without getting arrested. Photoshop ruined my life! Does anyone know a single rhino who is looking for a date?
Is size a problem? Black rhinos have a reputation for being larger than their white counterparts. Of course you also have the Asian rhino, which is, of course, the smallest of the three.
The bar is open! And I’m back, but you all proabably don’t care…
*puts on bartender outfit*
*opens bar*
Just don’t ask me to make a Jack and Coke…anything else though!
Bacardi? Isn’t that for cleaning your car? And Jack Daniels is good as a fuel substitute, but no-one should drink that. Except Lemmy and Slash, of course.
Well, I’ll let you have a jack and coke…plus a bacardi and coke for free!
*Prepares both for mikey and adds a SQUEEZE into them for good measure*
Here’s you bacardi and Coke…plus the Coke and Jack, off with you now…
*rides by and swoops jam and arthur up on bike*
*rides in circles around farm to the tune of ‘raindrops keep falling on my head’*
Weeeeeeeeeeee.
You do the thinking jam, that’s what you’re good at.
Clearly not but it’s nice of you to try and make me feel better.
*Is sandwiched between Arthur and Moomin*
*Grabs Moomin from behind for stability*
Wheee…. This is fun.
WHAT? Noooooooooooooooo!
Don’t be silly. Wait. Do be silly, but not like that.
You know what I mean.
Erm.
*Squeezes jam by the ankles to stop her heading to Beachy Head*
She’s actually 6-foot tall model. The photographer’s 30 feet away. A clever
camera angle. Nah, JK.
These are the same sickos that came up with the Eiffel tower, afterall.
They encourage kids to go up and down that perverted thing all day long.
“I call fake! I call fake! I refuse to read the other comments above, including the one with an alternative-angle shot of the very same mouse, or comments from all the people who’ve seen it. Waaa!”
What is it with all the idiots on the internet trying to sound clever by going “I call fake. The shadows don’t match up” when they’ve got no comprehension of the interplay of multiple light sources.
I believe it’s a sort of art presentation in a museum…
I’d say that from the Design of the background (Curtain, concrete ground, metal structure typical of the european 1900′s museums behind the curtain)
And I ‘ve seen TONS of artists who’d love to present this kind of artisitic “point of view” in a museum.
But seriously WTF? Epic parenting fail! -Or social assistant win?-
A clever (if immature) photographer camera angle WIN. The usual family photo would be shot in front of the mouse, from where one would easily see the mouse’s tail goes behind the rear and protudes forward from beyond his left leg.
Random event from lunchtime:
‘Look at that set of clowns’
*a car full of clowns drove by, the driver nodded at me*
Failblog seems quite sensible really.
As chilejon pointed out; No photoshop. Statue is located at the entrance to Le Paris Paris in Paris. Amzing what google lets you find out if you bother to waste 5 seconds of your time!
This is not a fail, it’s a rude photo shop job. It’s funny when some looks phallic unintentionally, this is just middle school humor. I’m disappointed that this made its way to the site.
You’re a retarded moron who has no critical thinking skills and cannot click a simple link that others have provided so that we can all see that this is a real statue. Doorknob.
What is the latest craze for graffiti artist André? a hotel, so a hotel in the 9th arrondissement of Paris, near the rue des Martyrs. Combined with a son Costes, the boss of Victoria and coffee to his friend Lionel (son Partouche, you know the 3.14 Cannes Partouche Ms. decorated with vivid colors, his cow Indie, its ultra delirium). After the black block of the Palais de Tokyo, Baron and Paris Paris, André opens an explosive and confusing where you can spend a night, a half or even a night 5 to 7, in rooms designed by artists some of his friends Marc Newson and M / M. Andrew landed his troops and his works (the Mickey pink band, see the exhibition at the Grand Palais Force art, or making Batman robin with boyfriend boyfriend …). Even Emmanuel Perrotin of the eponymous gallery has played the game by paying a few pieces straight out of its reserves. Côté déco, was dropped grave, the pot of pink carpeted, the room bee namely lemon and black lacquer that was just added a green marble shower … seems more impossible. Not so sure. To visit the rest room with private terrace parme for big statements. Room rates from 75 to 250 euros.
After i took a second look at it i realized thats mickey`s tail! Its` just swung around him. It looks like you know what because of the angle the photo was taken on.
actually Mickey’s tail is slender just like most mice. To who asked if this was at Disneyland – no, never was. I think it is mis-labeled…not a Disney fail, a parenting fail. I too found this pic doing a quick seach on the net and it is supposedly some alternative “art” in Paris. Regardless, Walt must be rolling in his grave!
Haha I love how the comments are still saying it’s photoshopped when so many people have shown it’s a real statue! I can’t wait to go to Paris and have my photo taken with this mickey!
WOW THOSE PERVERTS WHO DID THIS MUST GO TO JAIL. WE ARE RUINING OUR CHILDREN’S FUTURE. HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE IN FRANCE LEGAL ?
IN USA WE BAN THOSE THINGS AND THOSE SICK PEOPLE ARE CHARGED FOR SEXUAL PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT.
Oh get over yourself. Oh noes, halp, halp, people in Europe don’t think that the human body is evil! They even show parts of boobies on TV! Oh, the humanity!”
It can’t be the tail, just look behind him, nothing. And there is the frontal view. Apparently in France, go figure. I agree with comments above that is it not wrong, just extremely weird and and epic parent fail.
Uhhh…I didn’t quiet read all of the comments…but incase someone hasn’t already come to this hypothetical conclusion, it would look as though it wasn’t the penis that was shopped in there, but instead the child (and/or father). It’s hard to tell by the shadows as it is unclear exactly where the light is coming from, and what angle the shadows should be at. Alternatively, and probably most likely, it’s a real picture and hasn’t been shopped together by some….pedophiliac nerd with no life. In this case, it’s a parenting fail, first to be even letting the child see that *thing*, and second for letting the child touch it *shudders*.
Also, zoom in really close to the image, and see if you can tell whats inside the camera’s screen. I’m not quite sure, but it looks as if he is indeed taking a picture of the object in question, but his arm obscures the rest of the screen, making it impossible to tell if the child is in there.
I don’t care if it actually is a real statue, that picture is so obviously Photoshopped. It’s pathetic. The Mickey is obviously fake – I realize that might be a real Mickey statue somewhere in the world, but that is NOT the original picture and the girl is NOT holding onto Mickey in the real picture. Absolutely no way at all. Look at the lines of the curtains and of the Mickey statue against them. Way too clean for the rest of the picture. Also, there is no shadow of Mickey (come on – a simple Warp and a color-drain can easily make a believable shadow, and the Photoshopper didn’t even bother). Try again and come back later, Rookie.
I’ve solved it – she is a skinny midget: nothing about this looks photoshopped, but I cannot comprehend why a young girl would be posed this way. If you look at her upper body shape, she looks like a young adult midget/dwarf (idk what they want to be called)
Wheeeeeeeee! Sweet elation!!
This is either photoshopped or a pretty bad parenting fail.
I seriously doubt this is photoshoped…. i found a frontal view at http://pinkurocks.typepad.com/pinku/images/pink_mickey.jpg
From what i can figure this was displayed in paris at the Grand Palais art exhibit. thats about all i can find.
I’m surprised, but it looks like it’s not Photoshop’d:
http://www.hg2.com/cities/paris/activities/sleep/amour
In ireland, all you need to say is “big pink Mickey” and you have everyone wetting themselves laughing, but this is just BAAaaad!
Mickey is a child’s slang term for penis.
Well, that helps to make the statue make more sense.
Boy, that gives the sentence “he slipped her a mickey” a whole new meaning… Wait, actually it kinda doesn’t…
Did ye ever hear the one about Patrick Fitgerald and Gerald Fitpatrick…
actually, yes!
Retard!
Thanks. Just checked it out. That was a parenting fail for sure.
y? Not every nation is as prudish as the US.
Parenting failure my rosey red arse
“not every nation is as prudish as the us”
HA! what stupid rock have you been living under?!
lloyd, you’re a douche bag. and your parents obviously failed.
but why would someone make a statue like that? Is it actually in Disneyland?
A. it’s a pun (mickey is child’s slang for penis.) B. No and whoever made it would be prevented from working anywhere ever again.
Nope, its a a strip club, its like a novilty thingy, what the fuk the bad father is talking alittle girl there i have no idea
“why would someone make a statue like that?”
hahaha sense of humour FAIL.
Naaa mate I think its just the tale. Watch closely and you’ll see the shadows don’t don’t go together.
It might be a part of the exhibit that caused such a stir when two
fundament christiaans sued to block a exihibit that included Christ
with a boner on
http://community.travelchinaguide.com/forum2.asp?i=48152
ET and Mickey were part of the partaaaty
I saw this in person in 2006 when I was studying in Paris.
Here’s the photo I took of it: http://steinbring.net/coppermine/displayimage.php?album=6&pos=91
My god, I was so sure that was a tail until I saw that picture
I think the artist went a litte crazy in the head…
AND WHY IS MICKEY WEARIING A DRESS?
Maybe the GIRL is photoshopped to picture?!! the photographer doeasn’t look like a dad..
i would have to agree, some of the shadows don’t match up. especialy around the girl and the….thing.
How can you even tell? If you look at dad’s shadow it points away from him so the girl and Mickey’s shadows would as well. You just can’t see them in this picture because they are behind them.
Don’t worry, Adam’s just one of those retarded people that like to copy things they saw someone else post once because they can’t come up with their own witty remarks.
and actually you can see the shadow of the… um…. thing… on her legs.
Penis. The word you’re looking for is penis.
Fu**ing shadows all the time. Just learn more about light, and google it before you deem it fake….
The “thing”?
*grins*
…it outside a gay club in paris, called paris paris…
http://thebloodarm.blogspot.com/2007_06_01_archive.html
That’s in Paris. Europeans aren’t as uptight about these things as Americans. This may be odd, but not scandalous.
sheesh, those uptight americans. Get over it! It’s just a little girl and a huge penis.
A friend of mine says if a naked man shooting a rifle was running down the street, people would call 911 and report a naked man in the street – Americans are ridiculously uptight about nudity and sex, which is ironic, since we have one of the most screwed up sexual cultures on the planet.
Agreed, only Americans would get prudish about a little girl caressing a giant Mickey Mouse erection.
uptight. ya Americans are uptight about adult nudity. but when its a children’s character like mickey mouse with a huge hardon, come on, thats just foul.
Let’s all make assumptions about Europeans, shall we?
Worse parenting fail: According to this guy, this pink Mickey was located at a night club.
http://thebloodarm.blogspot.com/2007_06_01_archive.html
true i bet it is photoshopped
regardless of whether its shopped or not its freeking funny
maybe the mom is blind/retarded or it is photoshopped (most likely)
yea, thats what i thought when i saw this, it’s way more of a parenting fail
definetely photoshop or…maybe just an adopted child and a dad who doesn’t know what a **** is
its supposed to b his tail. probably didnt look like that from his perspective
a wizard turnt u into a mudkipz. iz thiz awesome?
yes/no?
Your language clearly isn’t awesome. We hate lolspeak here.
Thank goodness. It aggravates me to no end if I try finding relevant comments on the cheeseburger page.
Legible comments are non existant on the lol cats page.
They’re legible if you speak lolspeak. That’s expected on ICHC, but here, we’ll speak good ol’ Americanese, aka “English.”
Agreed. I have stopped trying to read comments on the Cheezburger and Hotdogs.
“Conga ratz, Aim laffin tu hard at dis pix tu commint atoll”
He’s not kidding.
Went to those threads once. Almost went blind.
relavint commentz.
ur doing it rite
riting relavint commentz
ur doing it right
wooo chattanooga!!!!
Everybody goes where they’re comfortable. ^^ If you wana talk about fluffy animals in odd english, ya just gotta move to the sister page. Speaking clearly about how stupid humanity as a whole can get, here’s perfect! At least this hub of the internet is altogether a billion times better than Funnyjunk’s comment pages! XP
win
No, it’s obviously a fail (the Mudkip comment).
So I heard u liek mudkipz?
/b/tard. -.-
i’d rather be a meowth. or a flareion.
Language in comments fail
language use in comments fail
its just the tail from a bad angle…
yeah, i don’t think you could be more wrong. i’m sure mickey’s tail isn’t that phallic.
seriously? have you read any of the other comments? what sort of mickey mouse toy did your parents give you?
This is a fail for one reason, and one reason only. This mouse is clearly well-endowed. That girl should be using BOTH HANDS PLEASE!
The kind with a well-endowed tail.
I know that’s right.
It’s in no way shape or form, a tail.
mickey doesn’t have a tail. it was removed to save money on ink.
WIN!
mickey doesnt have a tail.
Yes, Mickey Mouse does indeed have a tail.
ahahahhaha lmao
The mouse is a dirty louse.
A spouse in a a flirty house?
You browse for someone to carouse?
….And stop. Yay!
Anthropey!???
Entropy? (The threads going to pieces)
Extropy?
Endoscopey? (The sheds flowing to pisces)?
Philanthropy? (I’m being charitable here)
Colonoscopy? (You’re not full of sh*t are you?)
Arthroscopy (You want to walk again?)
Photocopy (You want to walk again?)
Jabberwocky (‘Twas brillig)
^microencephalopathy^ (haha pin head)
Adrenomyeloneuropathy (I just can’t get pumped about this thread anymore!)
Greatest thread EVAR!
No more rhymes now! I mean it!
Society is too permissive of pedophiles and queers.
Supercalifragollisticexpiralidopathy??
(the thread needed the magic…)
Colposcopy – Look it up…
Or ask a gynecologist.
Just add energy.
Busted tenderly?
Hmm, maybe…
*thunk*
Yes? No?
Power Thirst–It’s energy for men. MENERGY!!
MAN-ORGY!!
Not my cup of tea, but hey, whatever floats your boat and puts a smile on your face. Have fun with that.
*takes cup of tea*
Much obliged thepob.
Sugar? How many lumps?
None thankyou, am sweet enough already. . .
*jazz hands*
Could I tempt you to cup of tea and a hob-nob?
a few days ago I rediscovered how
good “dunked” hob-nobs are(!)
..for a while I felt I’d discovered my
nirvana..
..no, really!
Chocolate hob-nobs. Best. Biscuits. Ever.
Nrg-PHUK get phukked up…
The comments are so much better than the pic. I now fully love you all and you’re rhyming (sometimes nonsensical) ramblings. *golf claps*
what is a hobnob?
Ha ha ha!
Picnicface ftw!!
that be NASTY
who you do not want in your house.
And certainly not undoing your blouse.
Sense of Erection?
I just can’t devine what you’re up to there.
I have no idea what this could be so Im gonna say photoshop.
I went to a photoshop once – I never saw this one in there…
…But there was a photo of pluto – and uranus..
comment WIN!!!!
Why thank you, I’m touched.. (here we go…)
You know, Uranus has a ring around it.
no it Dis’ney
Ah yes, the old joke comes to mind:
Q: What’s the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
A: Bing sings and Walt Dis’ney.
I Don’t Get It.
…which is where cling-ons tend to hide.
She can’t take anymore Captain!
I am the captain of the starship Enterprise
…….
Photon Torpedo-oe-oes!
…….
I’m a doctor, not an actor!
Not a milkman….
What does that mean?
…….
anyone heard of this song?
Yeah, it is the Star Trek Rhapsody.
yes, heard of
Star trekkies across the universe
as well?
Ohhh yes indeed. I even have the Mp3
he’s dead jim
by mickey
… for the very first time…
Like a Virjan?
Exactly.
i would say it is, some of the shadows don’t match up
the light source is coming from behind and above, the shadows are obviously gong the right way. ALL OF THEM.
pokemon sauce
Pikachu!!!! I’ll pound you into poke-sauce!!!!! (reply to pokemon sauce comment)
You’re an idiot
does nobody read the above comments before they make shit up? it’s from paris. outside a gay club. and mickey is a slang term for penis. so it all makes sense…in a very strange, very special, sort of effed way.
Most of the times the sh!t they make up is better than the pic itself xD So yes, at least I do read the comments.
ok someone tell me what this is, really
just wtf is happening here.
is this asian or what?
prolly from some gay pride parade thingy…
yes… because being gay means you’re a child rapist… right. Seriously you had to bring the gays into it!?!?!
Mickey also isn’t a child rapist. He’s just standing there.
Maybe Minnie Mouse was there?
No, remember that Minnie and Mickey got divorced ’cause she was f****** Goofy.
financing?
No child support for Mickey!
Felching?
Possibly.
Ahem.
Disgusting how they talk about you!
I know! This entire fail offends me! Mickey’s is much bigger – the artist clearly was not painting from a realistic point of view.
Some people just don’t appreciate a good tale.
minnie is steamed a’boat a willie
Although Mickey might, comments wont molest below this level.
Awesome. Win.
No, I think the child rapist might be the one taking the child’s picture.
No no no…
…You have it all wrong – he’s not “the rapist”, he’s the therapist.
Clearly, he’s helping her with some issues or other.
i 2nd that. jeeezus
It looks like a Jeff Koons abomination.
whoa.. disney is now a rated-R production
I think that goes past R rating!
Pirates are Rrrrrrrr rated, Mickey is squeaky clean.
(60.4, 1 mistake I think)
Want to help me test out my multiplayer chat room!?
Go for it!
I’d be honoured, what do I need to do?
Well, there’s an important ritual that you have to go through first. It involves loafs of bread and gherkins…
*giggles*
As long as I’m not the one in the middle.
As long as I’m the one behind the camera…
You chaps are gonna need a third.
Ah, a volunteer. Here DrB, take the gherkin and the bread.
Ho hay, hi’ve hot Harhurs hrists.
Hood, a have his hankles.
*pulls out cell phone camera*
No one is going to believe this…
No we’re not
actually, there are some pretty questionable nazi videos on youtube, and i saw one called “the story of menstruation” and it’s really rather TMI for little girls
Godwin’s Law!!!!!!!!!
lol i saw 1 called Nazitubbies; teletubbies got owned.
Mickey does has a big one.
a minnie biggie
What is that supposed to be? Does anyone have any idea?
I believe it is intended to be his penis.
Or a tail fail.
T-A-L-L-E-Y
W-A-C… -ker
Knick-knack, paddy-wack, give the dog a bone[r]…
I reallly hope you are a female… or really fat… because you DON’T KNOW WHAT A PENIS LOOKS LIKE!?
Definitely Parenting Fail, if nothing else
Why? Do you think the mouse will hurt the child?
It’ll poke her… Eye out.
You’re right. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with an adult taking a picture of a child leaning on the penis of a statue.
such behaviour should be condomned
Condemned? Or condoned?
You know, in some countries, parents take their children to the art gallery and teach them about art. Even contemporary art. Even provocative art.
or condomed. always better safe that sorry.
ew ! also, how did the Asian part get in der?
Ah yes, Euro-Disney
Uro-Disney.
ero-disney
pedo-disney
Pedobear’s got a amusement park it seems
It’s where dreams come true. For some pervs.
Neverland Ranch?
Superhero Disney.
Haha, nice.
bahah thats wierd ass
It IS the Land of Enchantment.
…or maybe Enhancement.
WIN
New Mexico is a Disney property?
now i know where the bulk of my emails come from
I’d guess this is some kind of art show. The mouse symbolizes how large corporation with their patens and copyrights routinely rape society.
haha nice comparison
*takes genetic sample for patenting*
Come on this is sooo fake… you can actually see its been added by photoshop.
I was totally fake once upon a time. Then some kind soul photoshopped me, made me all real and normal…
…so you see, photoshop isn’t all bad.
It can be. I took the picture as an inspiration and nnow I can’t leave the house anymore without getting arrested. Photoshop ruined my life! Does anyone know a single rhino who is looking for a date?
White rhino or black? Or is that some kind of rhino race-relations fail on my part?
I live in a liberal town, so colo(u)r isn’t a problem.
I know some wino’s.. any good?
Is size a problem? Black rhinos have a reputation for being larger than their white counterparts. Of course you also have the Asian rhino, which is, of course, the smallest of the three.
i thought it was photoshopped too, but one of the early comments referenced http://pinkurocks.typepad.com/pinku/images/pink_mickey.jpg
puts it in a different perspective.
FAIL. Moron.
Wrong. I saw this sculpture in person at the Grand Palais in Paris, at an exhibition of contemporary art.
You’re wrong. You will probably assume I’m lying but it won’t make you any less wrong.
Thats why Britney turned out the way she did….Makes sense now..
She has a giant photoshopped penis???! pls could you link it xx
Britney’s is not photoshopped my friend its real! Thats why her and kevin broke up… size issues.
He was upset hers was bigger than his?
I bet it went something like this….
Kevin: baby I am just insecure about its size…
Britney: its ok I can’t even see it when I am behind you…
that was the last thing he heard before being raped of all human dignity…oh wait he lost that the first time danced on one of her videos.
fake fake fake-a-fakey-fake
This is faker than fake.
They’re not funny when they’re fake.
*grabs guitar, plays along*
*plays bongos*
(accompanies on cigar box banjo)
*Puts hat upside on ground for passersby to throw in spare change.
regurgitates into hat
*Drops a fin into hat*
Play Mickey for me.
*plays Mickey*
You’re faker than fake. Idiot.
First.
super fail
…the worst, second the best!
…third the one with a hairy chest!
With heart-shaped manscaping?
Third the turd?
The bar is open! And I’m back, but you all proabably don’t care…
*puts on bartender outfit*
*opens bar*
Just don’t ask me to make a Jack and Coke…anything else though!
Bacardi and coke please, ice and a slice of lime.
Why not Jack and Coke? I want one now they’re forbidden. Damn you and your reverse psychology.
well probably coz jack can hold his liquor, but not his coke-addiction
Bacardi? Isn’t that for cleaning your car? And Jack Daniels is good as a fuel substitute, but no-one should drink that. Except Lemmy and Slash, of course.
My car’s run ouf of fuel so I can’t get it to the carwash?
That’s a question? Hmmm… yes.
I’m questioning your gullibility
Me too. But then I told myself I have nothing to worry about. I believed that, so I’m relaxed now.
*claps*
Brilliant.
I’m questioning your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
LMAO Donnie Darko Win.
Off topic: I always read LMAO as “Lick My Ass ‘Ole”.
With a french accent, of course.
LMAO!
Olé! with a spanish accent, of course.
Okay, I’m gonna use that a few times today now.
Well, I’ll let you have a jack and coke…plus a bacardi and coke for free!
*Prepares both for mikey and adds a SQUEEZE into them for good measure*
Here’s you bacardi and Coke…plus the Coke and Jack, off with you now…
Thankyou kindly!
*leaves a handsome tip*
*sneaks off to pretend to fuel and wash car*
Generous tip there The Moomin. Why head off?
*tiptoes up and grabs Moomin’s drinks while he’s off fueling car*
Can I get a cup of tea? I’m the designated driver!
Damn! We planned to get you drunk…
I don’t get drunk. Ever!
Really not? Why?
Ummm… errr….
It’s a nice day for a bike ride don’t you think?
Mrs. Jam, have you been lying to me?
I don’t tell lies.
What about?
Not drinking. I assumed that your stuttering indicated that you actually drink booze.
Nope. It’s just a personal thing.
Ok, then I guess I ruined this thread. Sorry about that.
*walks away whistling*
Ha ha. Don’t worry, it’s not ruined. Just off course a bit.
Anyway, I didn’t say I don’t drink. I just said I don’t get drunk.
I did. Hell yeah, I did.
You said I don’t drink but I was too busy telling you I’m not lying to check that.
This is going downhill even further now! *sigh*
*rides by and swoops jam and arthur up on bike*
*rides in circles around farm to the tune of ‘raindrops keep falling on my head’*
Weeeeeeeeeeee.
You do the thinking jam, that’s what you’re good at.
Clearly not but it’s nice of you to try and make me feel better.
*Is sandwiched between Arthur and Moomin*
*Grabs Moomin from behind for stability*
Wheee…. This is fun.
*Grabs jam from behind for stability*
Wheeee! These are… oops, sorry.
These are… more than a handful!
Well, you’re a romantic bastard, I’ll give you that.
I’m not sure if you’re talking to me or Arthur but I’m hoping it’s not me.
Don’t worry, it was to Robert Redford. Arthur seemed to be *ahem* handling the situation quite well
Aha… The Sundance Kid. Never seen it!
Yeah, but I won’t bra-g about it.
jam – Ohhhhhhh, the whole little scene I played out was from it. It’s a beautiful film.
Arthur – keep me abreast of any developments.
I’m a disappointment, I know.
Beachy Head is looking good for activity 1.
WHAT? Noooooooooooooooo!
Don’t be silly. Wait. Do be silly, but not like that.
You know what I mean.
Erm.
*Squeezes jam by the ankles to stop her heading to Beachy Head*
Gimme a micky mouse with a big straw
Wow Mikey Mouse is hung like a horse!
hickey horse?
that mouse has a huge Co*K
The co*k struck one, the kid fell down…
someone call the cops
Someone tell Mickey to get a cold shower.
Somebody tried to slip her a Mickey!
Mickey was slipped a blue pill.
*grabs Mickey statue*
*hangs ‘do not disturb’ sign on door*
I will rub my D*ck all over your face
Clicky my name.
ok so the mouse is real. now what about the kid….
No living person could be that small…
i would
But could you?
She’s actually 6-foot tall model. The photographer’s 30 feet away. A clever
camera angle. Nah, JK.
These are the same sickos that came up with the Eiffel tower, afterall.
They encourage kids to go up and down that perverted thing all day long.
Clearly, she is photoshopped!
I call fake. The shadow directions on Mickey don’t match the man and the girl’s shadows.
Stop calling me! I don’t care about shadows, I already have one!
*hangs up*
I called ghostbusters. I’m not sure who was more confused by this.
deploying ghostbusters from my anus
Halt die Fresse, Nerveimer.
“I call fake! I call fake! I refuse to read the other comments above, including the one with an alternative-angle shot of the very same mouse, or comments from all the people who’ve seen it. Waaa!”
What is it with all the idiots on the internet trying to sound clever by going “I call fake. The shadows don’t match up” when they’ve got no comprehension of the interplay of multiple light sources.
Bah humbug!
I believe it’s a sort of art presentation in a museum…
I’d say that from the Design of the background (Curtain, concrete ground, metal structure typical of the european 1900′s museums behind the curtain)
And I ‘ve seen TONS of artists who’d love to present this kind of artisitic “point of view” in a museum.
But seriously WTF? Epic parenting fail! -Or social assistant win?-
You’re right.
I saw it in a art exibition…
M-I-C…
See you real soon
K-E-Y…
Why? Because he likes you!
M-O-U-S-E…
Not a photoshop job, nor a Disney fail.
A clever (if immature) photographer camera angle WIN. The usual family photo would be shot in front of the mouse, from where one would easily see the mouse’s tail goes behind the rear and protudes forward from beyond his left leg.
Since you didn’t read the previous comments, click my name.
Arthur, I love you so much it’s making me crazy.
OMG!!
There really is a creep out there.
One wonders if the “intellectual property owners” are aware of this one.
Yep, good thing they put a head on that tail so you could tell
poor girls,its trauma for a whole life
Nah, just disappointment
http://studiohybride.canalblog.com/images/andre_.jpg
Not Photoshop but Gay Pride in Paris.
I’ve got a ring on my finger that lets me know what I can’t do!
Can’t just do what I want I’ve got to stay righteous and true! ….BAY-BAYYY
I wonder if this was one of Terence Koh’s art pieces. She did pieces with erections and I believe Mickey and Jesus were two of the statues.
What a parenting fail, it clearly looks like his member and he makes her lean on it. What a life lesson.
Mickey is not the parent.
Hes teaching her something though.
I think it might be a piece of post-modernist sculpture.
Holy pink peener!
If you think that’s bad, you should have seen the Minnie Mouse statue! (It’s just off-camera on the right-hand side.)
I’m telling you again – - that was <b?not me!
This concession stand was just out of frame. Clickie.
Mmmm… croco dill.
http://studiohybride.canalblog.com/images/andre_.jpg
Mickey has no balls?
nope
It has no shadow so it’s fake.
Disney UBER FAIL for making penis on Mickey Mouse XD
Hey Arthur!!!!!!! I love it! All of these comments are funnier now!!! lmao!
I made you happy. Great!
tyvm
I’ll have you know that I was dating her. She agreed to have the picture publicly taken and it made me a little.. hah-hah!
Getting a hand job from a six year old? Nice.
its more sensuous than sex with an 80 year old
Random quote from the office: ‘I think a potato would really hurt’
(Wasn’t me)
A potato does sound quite painful
Random event from lunchtime:
‘Look at that set of clowns’
*a car full of clowns drove by, the driver nodded at me*
Failblog seems quite sensible really.
You heard about the two canibals that were munching a clown?
.
Canibal one said to canibal two – does this taste funny to you?
LMAO!
Did you know they test clown facepaint on balloon animals?
and yet, disney is for kids
As chilejon pointed out; No photoshop. Statue is located at the entrance to Le Paris Paris in Paris. Amzing what google lets you find out if you bother to waste 5 seconds of your time!
Wish I’d thought to do that. . .
Fair Point. I wondered why nobody has bothered to click the link in my post.
omg!
There are cases where the fail is fairly subtle and really quite understandable. This is not one of those cases
This is not a fail, it’s a rude photo shop job. It’s funny when some looks phallic unintentionally, this is just middle school humor. I’m disappointed that this made its way to the site.
You’re a retarded moron who has no critical thinking skills and cannot click a simple link that others have provided so that we can all see that this is a real statue. Doorknob.
what other kind of moron is there? -.-
It is real, it’s a statue in an exhibition (literally!)Paris, and that is one whoopass parenting fail.
I AM AROUSED
LAST!
Hey now! A hand job!
RT
http://www.privacy.at.tc
I’d hit it.
I’d spit it!
I’d knit it!
I’d fit it! oh, wait…
I’d quit it! (too late!)
I bit it! (tastes great!)
FIRST!
Prickey Mouse!
you gotta be kidding…!!!
Mickey needs a purity ring, then this wouldn’t be a fail.
I swear it was his tail, until I saw the frontal view…
That’s not art. That’s disgusting. Mickey’s an innocent, well-meaning character, and for that phallic to be attached is just wrong.
Not to mention the idea of having a young girl posing with it. Seriously, dad?
It’s called having a sense of humour.
Also, they’re French. What do you expect?
France. It’s a different planet.
Seriously, though, this is not most people’s definition of “sense of humour”. This is most people’s definition of majorly sick.
i know, right? why are the sickos constantly attaching phallic’s on shit every which way i look!?
Article (in french)
http://studiohybride.canalblog.com/archives/2006/05/22/1934081.html
regarding exhibit at Hôtel amour 8, rue de Navarin 75009 Paris
…and here’s Google’s inexplicably poor translation:
What is the latest craze for graffiti artist André? a hotel, so a hotel in the 9th arrondissement of Paris, near the rue des Martyrs. Combined with a son Costes, the boss of Victoria and coffee to his friend Lionel (son Partouche, you know the 3.14 Cannes Partouche Ms. decorated with vivid colors, his cow Indie, its ultra delirium). After the black block of the Palais de Tokyo, Baron and Paris Paris, André opens an explosive and confusing where you can spend a night, a half or even a night 5 to 7, in rooms designed by artists some of his friends Marc Newson and M / M. Andrew landed his troops and his works (the Mickey pink band, see the exhibition at the Grand Palais Force art, or making Batman robin with boyfriend boyfriend …). Even Emmanuel Perrotin of the eponymous gallery has played the game by paying a few pieces straight out of its reserves. Côté déco, was dropped grave, the pot of pink carpeted, the room bee namely lemon and black lacquer that was just added a green marble shower … seems more impossible. Not so sure. To visit the rest room with private terrace parme for big statements. Room rates from 75 to 250 euros.
“..no sweetie its fine..just..put your hand like that…there we go!”
Do you like me Mickey?
Check one:
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Is that Wayne Coyne from the Flaming Lips?
So not real
It’s a sound-alike.
You guys are dumb its actualy the tail but from this view it only looks like that lol
That may be true, but you could swear that “tail” has what looks like a head on it.
Try again dumbass. The statue is of exactly what it looks like. French people are just that messed up.
Have you seen the front view picture? I’m pretty sure that’s not a tail.
How could he let the little girl hold Mickey’s thing? Lol! What she ought to be holding are dolls and hair accessories for girls.
Don’t pollute her mind at an early age….
Is that supposed to be his tail or something?
Mmm, I think Mickey would feel at home here (clickie!)
I think Mickey would feel at home here (clickie!).
Boggy, your friend the Blogmonster’s been at it again.
He just ate two of my comments!
O reality
It’s not for me
And it makes me laugh
Fantasy world
and Disney girls
I’m coming back
xD more funny as flashing donald
No, not ze Mickey Mouse binoculars!
Give me ze powerful Gestapo binoculars.
Good job on those curtains.
How is this not sexual exploitation of a child? I’m really disappointed that this has been displayed here.
Oh!!!Come on ….. Where is Donald by the way??????
is that for real? where is that statue located >_>;
Total fail. That doesn’t look like a mouse penis at ALL.
…So, I know what it looks like, but what is it supposed to be?
Or is it serious…?
Guys, this is at a hotel in France, not at disney. Stop talking about Disney >.<
The future is now, if anyone can catch my meaning.
There is probably something behind mickey. its just the angle the picture was taken on…maybe. lol. ^.^
After i took a second look at it i realized thats mickey`s tail! Its` just swung around him. It looks like you know what because of the angle the photo was taken on.
actually Mickey’s tail is slender just like most mice. To who asked if this was at Disneyland – no, never was. I think it is mis-labeled…not a Disney fail, a parenting fail. I too found this pic doing a quick seach on the net and it is supposedly some alternative “art” in Paris. Regardless, Walt must be rolling in his grave!
i really doubt that disney would not notice that, funny, but i think that it is fake…
What in the world were these people thinking
hello any one
i think it is a fake diseny would never do that
LOL
Haha I love how the comments are still saying it’s photoshopped when so many people have shown it’s a real statue! I can’t wait to go to Paris and have my photo taken with this mickey!
Maybe she’s a midget. lol.
south park was right!!!!
WOW THOSE PERVERTS WHO DID THIS MUST GO TO JAIL. WE ARE RUINING OUR CHILDREN’S FUTURE. HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE IN FRANCE LEGAL ?
IN USA WE BAN THOSE THINGS AND THOSE SICK PEOPLE ARE CHARGED FOR SEXUAL PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT.
EUROPE PLEASE RECOVER FROM YOUR SEX PERVERSION.
Oh get over yourself. Oh noes, halp, halp, people in Europe don’t think that the human body is evil! They even show parts of boobies on TV! Oh, the humanity!”
sexual public embarrassment? lulz.
wow
It can’t be the tail, just look behind him, nothing. And there is the frontal view. Apparently in France, go figure. I agree with comments above that is it not wrong, just extremely weird and and epic parent fail.
“Hey honey let’s stop here and have you pose on Mickey’s giant pink shlong! This will make a great Christmas card!”
LULZ I don’t even know what people think sometimes XD
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr why r all the penis statues uncircumcised it pisses me off
I say it has to be real cuz Adobe would *never* allow Photoshop to be used like this!
Maybe it’s from Whizzneyland… or even Pissneyland
mickeys fantasy
I guess it’s actually not a small world after all…
Ho-Ho! Vengance shall be mine! Ho-ho! You are all ants and I am your destroyer! Ho-ho!
I think I see a future disney princess in the making.
Holy! Thats unbeliveble….funny.
OMG Emily A, SHAME on you. It’s obviously a photoshop… on his TAIL. Sick minded people.
Apparently it is a statue outside of a nightclub in Paris called Paris Paris.
France = FAIL
Uhhh…I didn’t quiet read all of the comments…but incase someone hasn’t already come to this hypothetical conclusion, it would look as though it wasn’t the penis that was shopped in there, but instead the child (and/or father). It’s hard to tell by the shadows as it is unclear exactly where the light is coming from, and what angle the shadows should be at. Alternatively, and probably most likely, it’s a real picture and hasn’t been shopped together by some….pedophiliac nerd with no life.
In this case, it’s a parenting fail, first to be even letting the child see that *thing*, and second for letting the child touch it *shudders*.
Also, zoom in really close to the image, and see if you can tell whats inside the camera’s screen. I’m not quite sure, but it looks as if he is indeed taking a picture of the object in question, but his arm obscures the rest of the screen, making it impossible to tell if the child is in there.
it is hot
I don’t care if it actually is a real statue, that picture is so obviously Photoshopped. It’s pathetic. The Mickey is obviously fake – I realize that might be a real Mickey statue somewhere in the world, but that is NOT the original picture and the girl is NOT holding onto Mickey in the real picture. Absolutely no way at all. Look at the lines of the curtains and of the Mickey statue against them. Way too clean for the rest of the picture. Also, there is no shadow of Mickey (come on – a simple Warp and a color-drain can easily make a believable shadow, and the Photoshopper didn’t even bother). Try again and come back later, Rookie.
Um… The shadow is going the OTHER WAY, YOU IDIOT.
maybe the girl is actually a little person
and they’re kinky…
Fail? Mickey WIN!
boo this probably made “long duck dong” a might jealous!!!! eeeeew….
whut the HELL?!
It looks like something you’d see outside a Furry convention….
IT EXISTS! That’s all I have to say!
wtf is that!!!!!i hav 2 admit thoo ITZ HILARIO i meen REALLY?!? hA!
NO KING MICKEY NO!!!!
*buries head in palms*
ok. everyone. stop. it’s at a gay club. if you didnt see the comment ^^^^^^^ then here
http://thebloodarm.blogspot.com/2007_06_01_archive.html
NAMBLA poster shot?
Mickey – Win
Girl – Fail
the dads nuts to let the girl do that…
aaaaaaaaahhahahahahaahahah
The worst dad ever?
“ok, now put your hand on mickey’s…”
Should be under “parenting fail” XD
This isn’t just a regular fail, it’s an atomic bomb fail!
#170
See the shadow on Mickey’s right leg? That’s from the REAL photographer.
It would be even worse if he had sat her on top of it.
I’ve solved it – she is a skinny midget: nothing about this looks photoshopped, but I cannot comprehend why a young girl would be posed this way. If you look at her upper body shape, she looks like a young adult midget/dwarf (idk what they want to be called)
I knew disney was evil! Three 6′s in their logo, and now THIS? EPIC FAIL!!!
Yeah , parenting fail now but when the girl is twenty-five she’ll call it a win. Thanks Dad, “You always knew I had it in me.”
lol thats fu*king werd
now its a fail, but it WILL be a fail when she spends some “alone” time with it
HOLY BOB SCHMITT!! :O
WHAT IS DISNEY COMING TO
o.o stupidness
mini mouse must love that….
its photoshopped somehow. the guys shadow and the curtain shadows arent going the same way. idk what that has to do with anything tho
disney WIN, parenting FAIL. way to go mickey
HOW DO YOU FAIL THAT BAD
probably been said before, but
WTF?!
I cannot tell if it’s shopped or not. But if it isn’t – oh my.
MAN THIS IS REALLY BAD! How messed up can this be? LOL!