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It got the book with dogged determination.
That pun is older than Methuselah
yah, but methuselah is like, 3, so how old are we talking?
yah, but the book’s pages are counted in dog ‘ears, so how punny is that?
who ya talking about? i think he’s referring to the Methuselah in the Bible that
lived to be about 969 years old
thats impossible the oldest living animal is a shark at two hundred years old
actually, he was older than 969, he just got the priesthood at that age.
No… the fact that religious nut jobs want to BELIEVE a literal translation of their spiritual texts doesn’t make it REALITY. He did not live to be 969 years old. In fact, he probably never existed in the first place. What a load of crap!
The fact that you DON’T believe the spiritual texts, doesn’t make them null and void either….
But he remembered it…so I guess he’s not a meth user, ha?
That was a reach
Are you in a position to preach?
*growls*
sorry guys im not tameable!
*attacks mail man*
Who said I like it tame?
I hope this isn’t a trap…
It’s only a trap if you don’t like the strap
Part of me says no, but I can bearly hear it. The HELL YES is shouting over it
LOL
Papa don’t preach! This books in trouble see….
but we need it for the puppy exorcism!
pray to the Madonna
or pray to the dogma
In Dog we trust
I made up my mind, I’m keeping my puppy.
I wonder if any of those pages are dog-eared??
Is the fail that the publisher is Little Brown and the book is big and greyey-blue?
Is that a blue rinse in that grey?
That means the book must be as old as my pun!
Yes, it should be published by Puckered Brown.
I bung the hole book to obedience class.
You should see the crap that is covered in this book.
I rue the date it was published.
(would not accept “book worm”)
i think for this case, ot’s “ring worm”
The puppy had a plan to cure itself of tapeworms and it all came together in the end.
I wish the dog had eaten my copy of Twilight instead.
We may have to report you to the S.P.C.A. for that.
I blame Jules.
Punishment in order? You could crown Jules…
I’m attempting to remain neuter-al.
Though I think you’ll end up getting a little testes.
That comment is the dog’s bollocks.
You mean it wasn’t cast right?
I just dog-eared the pages so you could find your place..
Umm, you know what we planning up there, right? It was brave of you to snip in like that!
It’s okay, everything is fixed.
hope the price is right
Fourth!
Don’t make me get the newspaper!
It’s not as fun shouting numbers as you’d think.
Not numbers, placements.
Not dreams, realities.
Not sleeping, dead.
Not ideas, possibilities.
(Sounds like a rough morning in the office czuhc)
Yeah, I keep saying “Stop bringing in all your dead, you’re waisting your time!”, but they just won’t listen.
Ah.
Not thinking, acting.
Not acting, becoming.
Not becoming, realising.
Not realising, fearing.
not fearing, the reaping
Not fearing, embracing.
C-C-C-COW BELL!!!
I’m too hip to waist my time.
You’ll bust just right, if you measure just fine.
Not the craw, the CRAW!
Name fail. Ouch.
well, its not that bad
@The Moomin You must be very lonely.
I say, that book is a great puppy floss!
I am just going to digest this material.
You subsribe to Reader’s Digest too?
(Sorry, someone had to)
You mean The Art of Braising a Puppy?
(Sorry, you spelled subs’ ribs wrong.)
I subscribe to Breeder’s Digest, myself.
They have bad taste in books.
*tastes*
yup
*just wonders…*
You have great taste in peckers?
?
!
Peter picked a pack of peckers?
All your taste are belong to us … for great testis?
Move every fig.
I’m glad you got it!
That was a bit…odd. It reminds me of my three peckers.
the 3 Irish Peckers? I think they’re touring right now…
Belgian peckers…czuhc planted each of them on a colleague!
Why, do you need somebody to taste all your peckers for you before you eat them to make sure they aren’t poisoned or something?
testis tester tastetest
(FB blocked this on first attempt => tastelessness)
“damned bitch ate my book”
“damned bitch posted a stupid comment”
“damn, bitch, sorry. I didn’t get your comment at first. I think the add comment button is magic, because when I press it I understand the puns”
“Really, my dog did eat my homework”
“here, I’ll post it on the internet for you”
“that book’s a bit dog-eared”
I think the pup found the idea a bit gnawrly.
He was chewed out for his errs.
I like this fail…The Art of Leaving Your Shit Lying Around on the Carpet for the Pooch to Get.
Hey, if you’re not going to read it, it works just as good as a chew toy.
Meh. Okay then…nomnomnom. I just know that spine will hurt in the morning, though
You have to chew, then shake, then chew again, to get all the peices to go down easy.
The ebay listing said it was slightly foxed, not completely dogged. I’m going to complain.
Learning through digestion! New and improved method over osmosis.
-stares-
*hovers uncertainly near Retaba*
*whispers* With extra fiber?
I thought it was a crappy book anyway.
*stares back*
*stares some more*
Another sloppy superhero?
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01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101100 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100111 01101111 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110011 01101001 01100100 01100101 00111111
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AH!!!!!!!!!
I know, I was as surprised as you by the outcome!
So was the pooch.
Doggone it!
Arf!
Like we all don’t make mistakes when we’re young. I once ate an entire copy of War and Peace on a bet. Let’s just say this puppy wasn’t partying much for the rest of the week.
Where’s Arthur today? He didn’t seem in as good a humour as usual yesterday after his ankle news on Monday.
Since his ankle is not fully recovered yet, he is training his dog on basic activities (like bringing the newspaper, cooking, and old books disposal).
Hey, that sounds like my job description. Are you calling me your bitch?
If the leg fits … hump it?
What happened to Arthur?
Oops! Name fail! Again. Dammit!
Hurt his ankle a few day ago.
.
Okay, I’ll ask. Hug a what day?
titty
tossers
tuna
…
Trilobyte, it’s waned in popularity since they all died out.
(I have a sneaky suspicion it may be ‘Troll’ as part of the outreach program to rehabilitate them and bring them back into society)
Scary. It’ll never work.
At least they don’t eat books, though.
Except when they do.
Oh, I see. Thanks for the info…
*moves on*
Hello! *waves*
Hey? Good m…afternoon! Where have you been?
Working… and more to come, it’s a busy day.
It happens. Anyway, watch out for DrB, he has a thing about peckers today. The moomin knows more about it but he is not inclined to share it with us.
I deny everything.
*uploads video*
There goes your denial.
That’s not me, that’s Zurack!
Damn! All the moomins look alike to me…
That’s speciesist!
ARTHUR! How could you?
I’m sorry. I have a lot to learn, I guess. How to pronounce speciesist without spraying spit all over the person I talk to is one thing I have to learn.
*squeeze*
Hello!
*squeeze*
How are you today, Mr. Moomin?
All the better for the squeeze thankyou Arthur.
I think ‘pleh’ just about sums the office up today. How is yours besides busy?
Ah well, the news could have been better recently. But what the hell, stiff upper lip and all that, right?
That’s the spirit!
I hope you got smart witty comments for us today
I’ll try my best, even though I don’t have too much time today.
well i heard he is heely quite nicely…
if he has to take pills, he should put them in
peanut butter.
heeling not heely im drunk ok?
Just roll over for a bit, you’ll be fine.
Just roll over for a bite, you’ll be fine.
If you sit for a bit you might get the trick.
Wait!
Before you sit, potato it!
Stay!
Before you stray!
Stay!
Before I spay!
Spay!
Before I spray!
Nesting fail?
Someone sure was hungry!
I was hungry for knowledge.
I guess it didn’t agree with the book
The dog just wasn’t a big fan of art.
No, I think the dog was an artist. This is clearly art.
I wonder if he liked the movie as much as the book?
LOL, Priceless dude, well done.
RT
http://www.privacy.at.tc
Ha! I’m actually bringing home a 10 week old puppy today. I puppy proofed my place yesterday and cleaned up. My dog knows something is going on, but he probably thinks it’s gonna be a party or something which usually causes me to clean things from stem to stern.
maybe he thinks that you are going to chop up someone american psycho style?
Probably not. He’s never seen me do that before, so he’s unlikely to suspect that’s what I’m up to. He probably thinks it’s gonna be a keg party with a gay porn collage table and lots of drunk eccentrics.
Without the oral inflection, I’m wondering if you said, “He’s never seen me do that before” -or- “He’s never seen me do that before” ?
… lost my close italics after the “seen”, so I guess I need the HTML bukkit…
*hands bukkit*
What if it was “He’s never seen me do that before.” or it could have even been “He’s never seen me do that before.” Even more ominous would be “He’s never seen me do that before.”
Just thought I’d let you all know, the new pup is home and is doing great. My other dog is doing well with him. He’s asleep in his crate and doing well with training so far. Sometime soon I’ll upload some pics of him onto loldogs.
Where did the dog get these ideas?
chapter 3
Hahaha! (sorry to not contribute anything but that was a good response).
Safety?
Next time, buy “The Science of Raising a Puppy”. It’s more rigorous.
irony
My wife does that, after the washy and the dryie…
Ahhh, so you read the clothing tag!
Who is to say the book got wrecked by a dog?
Me. The book got wrecked by a dog.
And the dog got wrecked by the book.
* Contemplated rewording as Soviet Russia joke*
Lol they misspelled rising
BwaHA! Either a naughty puppeh or really big silverfish.
I don’t get it.
I least he didn’t have “an accident” on the book… love that euphemism, especially since my dog only ever seems to have accidents with vengeful intent.
hah same with my dog. If he is mad at me, he will run off and pee on something. Crazy pug
“i told you book!”…The Dog
That actually happened to me!
When I said that book was for your puppy, I didn’t mean it as food.
Ha! Not a fail! Dog accomplished exactly what it wanted to.
the book was cut by shears- you can see on the right side. There are no tooth marks. ill scream it- FAKE!!!
Puppy censorship! It’s a slippery slope people and this is just the start.
#164
better if you send him to a puppy class.. so that he can also get along with other puppy…hoping your puppy will be easier to handle after that..