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  1. fuzz on the concept says:

    … butt wait, if you act right now …

  2. Mookie says:

    Don’t cry, it’s supposed to hurt.

  3. dk2008 says:

    I don’t get the fail-it says Action right in the title.

  4. fuzz on the concept says:

    You don’t really love that guy you make it with now do you?

  5. miscellaneousnamechosenatrandom says:

    He puts the “super” in “man” if you know what im sayin’

  6. Mookie says:

    I must say, for the “Man of Steel” he’s not working much of a bulge…

  7. feckless says:

    This is horrific. Pedo comic book editors rejoice.

  8. Phaet says:

    Time for some action

  9. Mookie says:

    He’s got a pocketful of kryptonite.

  10. AJ says:

    RAPING TIME!

    • wolfgangmunzerl2 says:

      RAPING TIME!
      RAPING TIME!
      RAPING TIME!
      oh wait,
      it’s steping time…

      • DrB says:

        Stop. Hammer time.

        • Malicite says:

          No…it’s time to get the coffee.

          • Dragonwriter says:

            I thought it was time to make the doughnuts.

          • kkkraig says:

            And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking
            And racing around to come up behind you again
            The sun is the same in the relative way, but youre older
            Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
            Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
            Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
            Hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way
            The time is gone, the song is over, thought Id something more to say

  11. G.B. says:

    Oh how could nobody have seen this coming brother?

  12. Mongo says:

    Check out superdickery.com (Batman is NOT gay – stop saying that!)

  13. Locke says:

    IT’S RAPE TIEM!!!

  14. izzyboy says:

    Little known fact, the “S” on his costume doesn’t stand for Superman, it stands for Sodomy.

  15. Uncle Fester says:

    There’s yards and yards of this comedy gold at ‘Superdickery’
    [Link]
    Seduction of the innocent section… but I quite like Superman just being nasty to Jimmy Olsen… (Examples of Superdickery Section)

  16. Sammy says:

    Superman’s little known sidekick, Bucky Bottoms.

  17. Frederico says:

    Super FAIL.

  18. Malicite says:

    Superman is going to sooth the boy’s tears with his Green Arrow.

  19. The Moomin says:

    It’s better than the Inaction Comics spin-off where they just sat and talked about their feelings.

  20. Dargus says:

    What’s the speed of satisfied superman seed?

  21. puppatoons says:

    OH! Oh, my stars. This is so freakin’ wrong. Yes, fail, super fail, EW, EW!!!

  22. aloo says:

    olde.

  23. Bob says:

    as an aside…..Why can’t people notice the red and blue spandex through a white shirt??

  24. sailingteddy says:

    Looks like Superman’s got a starring role in Captain Pugwash. Look, it’s Roger the cabin boy!

  25. sofaking says:

    Too bad whoever posted it photoshoped out the text bubbles to eliminate the context. The real cover is still lame but it does not give an allusion to misconduct.

  26. deathbal101 says:

    I DIDNT KNOW SUPERMAN WAS CATHOLIC!

  27. Sammy says:

    Why are you so upset? You’re the one who asked why they call me the Man of Steel.

  28. who is???? RapeMan…………..o no!!!

  29. mjfgates says:

    That’s Superman for you– sprays so hard it’ll be coming out your eyeballs.

  30. Roger says:

    what if the boy is crying because he loves superman THAT way, but it can never be. you see, it’s a collage (he’s THINKING about superman).

  31. God Paradox says:

    “Don’t worry I’ll be faster than a speeding bullet”

  32. LeGrandeMalPrix says:

    Now shipping with the Milton-Bradley home version of the Crying Game….

  33. 8yrs to Adult says:

    Don’t cry boy. Everyone loves Superman, and Superman loves everyone.
    And it only makes sense to make love with the person you love.
    I’ll always love you, especially when you squeal like a Super-Pig.

  34. Lazno Ime says:

    Ahaha,im laughing for 1o min on this already ..

  35. Arthur Eld says:

    Don’t you cry tonight
    I still love you baby
    Don’t you cry tonight
    Don’t you cry tonight
    There’s a heaven above you baby
    And don’t you cry tonight.

    • The Moomin says:

      He’s got a smile that it seems to me
      Reminds me of childhood memories
      Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky
      Now and then when I see his face
      He takes me away to that special place
      And if I stared too long
      I’d probably break down and cry

      Oh, sweet child o’ mine
      Oh, sweet love of mine

  36. This guy over here says:

    Hands down the best fail I’ve seen.

  37. Jonny says:

    How could they now see what this would look like? Part of me doesn’t believe this is real!

  38. BAW says:

    Man of steel–boy of tissue paper.

  39. Sonia says:

    It kinda sucks that they edited out the speech bubbles, though. The cover is still really funny with it.

  40. Superman says:

    It’s alright! It will be over in no time..and I mean, literally, in NO TIME!

    • dilettante says:

      He’s going to spin the Earth around the wrong way to make this kid forget it ever happened anyway, so he might as well take his time.

      • fuzz on the concept says:

        sometimes a wind blows
        and you and I
        float
        in love
        and kiss forever
        in a darkness
        and the mysteries of love
        come clear
        and dance
        in light
        in you
        in me
        and show
        that we
        are Love

        Sometimes a wind blows
        and the mysteries of love
        come clear

        [in other words]
        I’ll stop the world and melt with you
        __
        Angelo Badalamenti, Face to Face, and sacroiliac

  41. LeGrandeMalPrix says:

    Although it must have already been said,

    Superman that ho.
    Crank dat, Soulja Boy.

  42. Michaelcj5 says:

    Isn’t superman supposed to be able to blend into human society? I thought he was supposed to have normal human proportions. He looks more like The Hulk here.

  43. Scrappy_Coco says:

    ha! I knew it! superman is somewhat related to Michael Jackson…

  44. Draik Sith says:

    Or Michael Jackson IS Superman…

  45. Alex says:

    This looks like child abuse/porn to me. Superman sure looks like a pedo comming right off the FBI’s top ten most wanted.

  46. yoyo0 says:

    this is clearly an action win.

  47. Himenesu says:

    It’s fake, you can see the superman’s tie cutted, and also his sleeve.

  48. GIOVAS says:

    Super Jackson win!!!

  49. redwolfie says:

    It’s missing the speech bubble “ready for some action” on superman

  50. Soulcrun says:

    What’s so funny about this?
    The kid is crying because Superman is gonna save him?

    And that’s supposed to be a fail…

  51. The Moomin says:

    I guess jam managed to keep to her vow today.

  52. Borkenschein says:

    He looks like he’s crying cum.

  53. pacman366 says:

    QUITE BOY IT BUILDS CHARACTER!!!

  54. Aja says:

    Is he coming or going?

  55. Rontu says:

    This is really more of a PWN than a FAIL, I’d say.

  56. Mojo Jojo says:

    RAEP!!!

  57. Aja says:

    Oh Superman, you have failed me so!

  58. oobaka says:

    Best caption for this…..”Bite the pillow kid…it’s going in dry”

  59. Aja says:

    And I said:
    OK. Who is this really?
    And the voice said:
    This is the hand.
    The hand that takes.

    • hammykins says:

      “Hand comes out
      (hand comes out)
      Grab the hand
      (grab the hand)”

    • Admiral Apparent says:

      And when justice is gone, there’s always force.

      • fuzz on the concept says:

        and before there was justice, there was love
        always and already
        and … before Love … THAT …
        .
        Rumi:
        .

        The Caravan of the Unseen enters the visible world, …
        the other world keeps coming into this world.
        Like cream hidden in the soul of milk,
        No-place keeps coming into place….
        And from beyond intellect, beautiful Love
        comes dragging her skirts, a cup of wine in her hand.
        And from beyond Love, that indescribable One
        who can only be called “That” keeps coming.

  60. jb says:

    Technically, shouldn’t it be called ‘Backdoor’ Action Comics?

  61. notfromearth7 says:

    This pic gives “Crank that Superman” a whole new meaning….

  62. Lurgis says:

    Barely funny if that were the original. Doctored, it says more about the person who created it than anything else.

  63. charles says:

    HUGH JUPP IS A RAPIST. TELL HIM YOU WILL SUE

    07827 282271

  64. Roflsneezia says:

    i laughed pretty hard on this one

  65. NUUUTE says:

    I found a picture of the original cover. It looks just like this picture but the text bubbles from the boy have been deleted and the word FAIL is placed over where the words were. Just Google dc comics no 457 Superman and I am sure you will see it. The question I have is in regards to if Superman is dressing or undressing for the boy.

  66. Jealous says:

    I wish I was that wimp QQ boy. mm-mm-mm-mm superman come to son.

  67. tybofborg says:

    Maddox has an entire article posted just about these comic book covers (see link).

  68. Ima Beleeverr says:

    All failers will enjoy http://www.uncyclopedia.org!

  69. meXan says:

    Pls someone write me why is this funny because i don’t get it.

  70. Bella says:

    And that was the day our little boy became a man.

  71. Michael says:

    Yeah I think I’d be crying to if superman was stripping behind me

  72. roflbotz0 says:

    issue #666 super man vs pedophile thoughts

  73. Jonah Norason says:

    No, Superman! Don’t do it!

    The original text read “Superman–My dying wish is to know your secret identity–and you say you’re Clark Kent! IT’S A LIE!

  74. icanhaztripulcheezburger says:

    Most people use rubbers? Superman uses a metal.

  75. Jessica says:

    For some reason the kid sobbing makes me really sad, but the over all PEDOMAN! awesomeness of it all makes it okay.

  76. fail says:

    best fail ever

  77. kami says:

    RAPE TIME!

  78. Grody Girl says:

    eww that’s horrible.

    pornos are gross

  79. Adam says:

    Looks like a WIN to me!

  80. dlo2010 says:

    i’m not really surprised
    what else can you expect from a guy that wears underwear outside his pants?

  81. Paul D. Keiser says:

    Sad part is…I own this comic.

  82. ocheana says:

    do any of butts see the fail? in the uper right hand corner it says green arrow & black canary & its superman on the cover dudes/dudets

  83. Dave says:

    Who’s Your Daddy

  84. hr says:

    holly violation superman!!!…

    :O !!!

    hahahahaha XD

  85. pound cake says:

    I learned something new today supermans a pedo

  86. jack garratt says:

    poor kid XD

  87. cpuOtaku says:

    What’s the point? I don’t understand…

  88. dase says:

    Dont worry, im faster then light.

  89. Kami Miyamoto says:

    More like RAEP if you ask me..

  90. Francisco says:

    What’s crackin’ in Metropolis???

  91. bob says:

    LOL SUPERMAN THAT HOE!!! FAIL

  92. hehehelolz says:

    i dont get it???

  93. thephantombloggerstrikes says:

    What????

    #165

  94. ClabberHead says:

    Superman is flying along when he sees Wonder Woman, naked with her legs spead. So he flies down and gets a piece so fast you can’t even see him. Wonder Woman says “What the hell was that?” The Invisible Man says, “I don’t know, but my ass sure hurts!”

  95. RY33 says:

    The captions were removed so it really looks skeevy.

  96. Psycho-Tic says:

    Maybe this comic was initially made to keep kids out of prison!! XD

  97. Molotov says:

    When did Superman got in jail o_O

  98. Fat Lewy says:

    Must be the special edition for prison inmates/catholic priests/knox teachers.

  99. Bramblefire says:

    Do those comic book people even think about what this stuff looks like?

  100. DethRose says:

    Lol! This is wrong, it’s right.

  101. Punkuerra says:

    Tis photoshop, seen a book of this in a library, cept the book cover is even more fail then this

  102. Neil says:

    Is it the singing nun, is it the pope, NO it’s super kiddie bumshagger man. be afraid, run away, run like the wind.

  103. smartazz says:

    Now I know why they called him superMAN

  104. USA FAIL says:

    AMERICA SUCKS

  105. USA FAIL says:

    FRANCE ROCKS

  106. USA FAIL says:

    ALL AMERICANS ARE IMBREAD

  107. PHOTOSHOP says:

    ITS NOT REAL IS SUPERMAN ALSO CALLED GREEN ARROW AND BLACK CANARY???? HMMMMMMMMMM???? FAIL

  108. france is awesome says:

    lol at all of us “imbreads”

  109. pepe says:

    will he die?


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