Yeah, just how does one “metal”? I’ll totally meddle with anyone who tries to explain THAT. Or I’ll award them with a medal. Which would lead to medalling. Yay, gerund silliness!
*feels totally schooled by a mind like a steel sieve*
___
P.S. The preferred spelling is “medaling” — your see-through-everything vision apparently could not spot the error in that fragmented leaden composition.
Medaling is only the preferred– or accurate– spelling if you’re giving a medal to someone. Even then, it’s not particularly correct. Otherwise, if it’s sticking one’s nose in another’s business (kind of like this) it’s meddling. Still, when it comes down to brass tacks, it’s nice to know who your enemies and alloys are. In a battle of wits, it’s better to have brains than bronze.
You can lead a mudder to the vader, but a man of iron alloyed with a carbon content of 0.2% and 2.14% by weight wouldn’t bother looking through your leaden prose.
When the nits you’re picking are with the wits of Admiral and Fuzz, it’s preferred you realize their metal spell casting is a pun all the way through.
I can tell, why superman Have googles on. On the original cover the litle boy say : My dying wish is to know you secret Identity, and you say you’re Clark Kent.. IT’S A LIE
from Zen master Dogen:
. All the universe is one bright pearl…. Your whole body is the Body of Reality. Your whole body is the One Expression. Your whole body is a radiant light. Your whole body is the Heart in its totality. And when it is your whole body… everywhere is round, round, turning over and over…. And when it is thus, … it is found under the chin of dragons….
*picks fuzz out of the nest*
*casts him gently into the breeze*
.
Now that we’ve had some wind and fire…
*moves the heavens and earth for your pleasure*
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in the relative way, but youre older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought Id something more to say
There’s yards and yards of this comedy gold at ‘Superdickery’
[Link]
Seduction of the innocent section… but I quite like Superman just being nasty to Jimmy Olsen… (Examples of Superdickery Section)
Too bad whoever posted it photoshoped out the text bubbles to eliminate the context. The real cover is still lame but it does not give an allusion to misconduct.
The Kid is DEAD! Those are NOT TEARS! Superman “Came” and shot his SUPER SPERM all of the way through that poor boy! That’s CUM leaking from his Skull!
Don’t cry boy. Everyone loves Superman, and Superman loves everyone.
And it only makes sense to make love with the person you love.
I’ll always love you, especially when you squeal like a Super-Pig.
He’s got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see his face
He takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long
I’d probably break down and cry
Ain’t it fun when you taking care of number one
Ain’t it fun when you feel like you just gotta get a gun
Ain’t it fun when you just can’t seem to find your tongue
Cause you stuck it too deep into something that really stung
It’s such fun, ah
maybe.. just seemed to me that Clark’s glasses were very large…. these look sleek and lower-profile… maybe so he can get up-close and personal in tight places?
I’m a cold heartbreaker, fit to burn,
And I’ll rip your heart in two,
And I’ll leave you lying on the bed,
I’ll be out the door before you wake,
It’s nothing new to you,
‘Cause I think we’ve seen that movie too,
‘Cause you could be mine
Now I get up around eleven,
I used to get up on time.
That old man hes a real motherf*cker
gonna kick him on down the line.
Weve been dancing with Mr Brownstone,
Hes been knockin,
He wont leave me aloooone no no noooo!
sometimes a wind blows
and you and I
float
in love
and kiss forever
in a darkness
and the mysteries of love
come clear
and dance
in light
in you
in me
and show
that we
are Love
Sometimes a wind blows
and the mysteries of love
come clear
[in other words] I’ll stop the world and melt with you
__
Angelo Badalamenti, Face to Face, and sacroiliac
Isn’t superman supposed to be able to blend into human society? I thought he was supposed to have normal human proportions. He looks more like The Hulk here.
Let’s see if we can draw her out:
Oh, Ja-a-a-a-am!*said in musical, lilting voice*
Come out, come out, where ever you are!
Lookie, I got cookies! Want a cookie?
*reaches into bag for cookies*
YAAAAAH! What’s this pickle doing in there! AAAAAAAHHHH!
and before there was justice, there was love
always and already
and … before Love … THAT …
.
Rumi:
.
The Caravan of the Unseen enters the visible world, …
the other world keeps coming into this world.
Like cream hidden in the soul of milk,
No-place keeps coming into place….
And from beyond intellect, beautiful Love
comes dragging her skirts, a cup of wine in her hand.
And from beyond Love, that indescribable One
who can only be called “That” keeps coming.
I found a picture of the original cover. It looks just like this picture but the text bubbles from the boy have been deleted and the word FAIL is placed over where the words were. Just Google dc comics no 457 Superman and I am sure you will see it. The question I have is in regards to if Superman is dressing or undressing for the boy.
Superman is flying along when he sees Wonder Woman, naked with her legs spead. So he flies down and gets a piece so fast you can’t even see him. Wonder Woman says “What the hell was that?” The Invisible Man says, “I don’t know, but my ass sure hurts!”
… butt wait, if you act right now …
Lol, yea. But it was batman that some people whined about… Some really wierd pictures of Batman and Robin waking up in the same bed…
You’re thinking of Bert and Ernie again.
The letter of the day is R… for rape! YAY!
hah.
i didnt know superman is a catholic.
Stop saying this.
At least he isn’t shouting anymore.
We’ve had a clamming influence on him.
I like that comment.
Something’s fishy about this comment.
JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZAM
I’LL SAVE YOU FROM THE MONSTER UNDER YOUR BED
USING BRUTE FORCE AND STEALTH
SPLUUUUUUUUURT
I think that this is a pedophile superhero win.
JIZZZAAAM? I’m sure I have heard a Muslim kid called by that name.
No way?
Religious bigotry win!
WTF.
X0
Actually, I think Supes is Presbyterian.
Bats is Catholic.
Yur kidding yurself……….Superman is mormon.
Superman is a Scientologist, Batman is Jewish, and Aquaman is a Jehovah’s Witness.
I find no flaw in this argument.
Batman is way to cynical to be jewish. He’s gotta be athiest.
I’m going with Muslim. Add this kid to his virgin collection.
Hey…wait a minute….what are you implying about mormons?
I mean, we ARE pretty super.
But we are not Fail.
Of course…the comment is obscure…
just be nice. We’re people too, ya know.
Mormons are fail they ride around on bikes all day and bug
people at their home, which results in getting the door slammed
in their face
“We’re people too, ya know”
The word sheep comes to mind
In the broadest sense of the word.
M sorry DaMormon, iz just that ter have been polygammists peoples. Daz teh only reason. I be nice nao! : )
Fake. Mormons are photoshops.
Define “People”
mormans…… FAIL!!
spelling fail when it’s been spelled correctly several times on the same pace
Hitler was people…possibly several of them. Do we have to be nice to him?
dated a mormon once said she wouldn’t have premarital sex with her unless i converted. lol
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Can’t you take a joke?
no superman is Hindu look at his costume
yep, you’re absolutely right. superman is mormon. note the habitual wearing of temple garments…
Well, if Batman is indeed Catholic, that explains Robin, but Presnyterians don’t run around raping samll boys.
And Spides is Christian.
ROFL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA..
that made my dayy.
thanks
nah man, bert and ernie slept in separate beds, it’s noddie and big-ears who slept together
yeah…
Thought this was the funniest fail for ages. Clearly no-one at Action Comics had any sense of irony here.
Someone got a sense of irony.
… from someone metaling in his affairs.
I knew you’d point us in the proper direction.
I like how you honed that one, Top Brass.
Homonym FAIL
Just love your contribution of original thought there, Ruukasu.
give him a meddle
And call the coppers.
Yeah, just how does one “metal”? I’ll totally meddle with anyone who tries to explain THAT. Or I’ll award them with a medal. Which would lead to medalling. Yay, gerund silliness!
*feels totally schooled by a mind like a steel sieve*
___
P.S. The preferred spelling is “medaling” — your see-through-everything vision apparently could not spot the error in that fragmented leaden composition.
Wow! I thought I was the only one who used that analogy.
your link is the darlin’ bomb
fuzz’s mind is rarely tipsy just now
so he speaks true
Your aim is true…
Is that you, Alison?
Medaling is only the preferred– or accurate– spelling if you’re giving a medal to someone. Even then, it’s not particularly correct. Otherwise, if it’s sticking one’s nose in another’s business (kind of like this) it’s meddling. Still, when it comes down to brass tacks, it’s nice to know who your enemies and alloys are. In a battle of wits, it’s better to have brains than bronze.
You can lead a mudder to the vader, but a man of iron alloyed with a carbon content of 0.2% and 2.14% by weight wouldn’t bother looking through your leaden prose.
When the nits you’re picking are with the wits of Admiral and Fuzz, it’s preferred you realize their metal spell casting is a pun all the way through.
Ore maybe their sense of irony is rusty.
But I have a silver tongue.
Double pun
badump-ching!
I don’t see what this has to do with irony. I believe the word you’re looking for is “a dirty any/or suspicious mind”.
*is not suspicious*
*just had a shower*
*just had a shower in a different tub, had to answer the door for lex luther. said he was hiding from superman*
Is Lex a relative of Martin?
Methinks this thread doth protestant too much.
Your comment won’t altar the situation.
I wonder if you’re rite with that one.
Could we get some confirmation on that?
i see the lines of communionication are breaking down.
Careful! This is becoming a baptism of fire!
me thinks you needeth betturs grammur
Methinks you need to read a bit more.
What the hell last night?
That’s what she said!
I’m not the only one who woke up in a pool of blood with wearing one rubber glove and a cape? Awesome.
> it was batman that some people whined about…
Don’t you mean “Buttman”?
Batman is teaching little Johnny about pedophilia.
I’m afraid to ask why superman has goggles on….
Those are “beer goggles”…instead of a 12 year old boy, he sees Lois Lane.
I can tell, why superman Have googles on. On the original cover the litle boy say : My dying wish is to know you secret Identity, and you say you’re Clark Kent.. IT’S A LIE
They aren’t goggles, they’re Clark Kent’s glasses. DC’s amazing disguise so that everyone can’t tell he’s really Superman.
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!
Don’t cry, it’s supposed to hurt.
I wouldn’t cry…
This is going to hurt you more than me!
Kryptonite condom, anyone?
OW
that would be suicidal sex, my friend.
Just relax and it’ll all be over soon.
relax? superman would tear that kid apart.
He split Lois in half, personalitywise.
Watching someone else’s pain is fun isn’t it?
Causing it is even better.
Whipcrack said Superman and the boy was done…
Faster than a speeding bullet!
DrB is faster than faster than a speeding bullet I’m afraid.
*crosses DrB’s name from little black book* Thanks for the warning, Mikey!
What? No! Bugger. Time to scarper methinks.
*scarpers*
Hell. I gotta get this thing under control. Gah! There it goes again!
Hey, gah! Mikey gah!. It’s gah! cool gah! Hell.
lol, “Bugger” – nice redirect back to the fail subject matter!
Oh, I thought it was an Ender’s Game reference.
Is he Superman?
no it’s wonder woman
OAH HO HO HO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Youve been watching the final cutscene from LOZ: Wand of Gamelon, havent you?
aww, how did you know?
Nah, its friggin BUTTMAN!
Quick where’s RUBBIN?
MR. TEASE has him!
I thought this kid had learned his lesson when the Flash last walked by?
He’s too busy frisking WonderBra Woman.
He’s all over her like Spidermonkey Man.
So many strange people around here.
Don’t cry, just chew on the pillow.
BUt pillows taste bad.
Superman can give you something that tastes better.
Which is worse? Raep or pillow? D:
Butt pillows taste bad.
Superman disagrees.
‘My hand is between two pillows’
‘THEY’RE NOT PILLOWS!’
^ faster than a plane, train or automobile
lol Candy stripper
FASTER THAN A BULLET! TERRIFYING SCREAM! (Insert lyrics, PAINKILLER, high pitched screaming, ect.)
heh, he gonna eat that pillow when the Man is at work
Watching someone else cause it isn’t bad either.
wildog, i think you’d be pissed…
but isn’t that your hat on the cair?
*chair
Hahahahahaha.
Muuaaahahaha!! I am Superman, I do bad things to little boys.
So is your regular name Mi-Kal-El Jackson?
Me thinks my reputation here might experience a problem if I answer that.
*willdog
Not after the first time.
Yuck.
I don’t get the fail-it says Action right in the title.
Post fail
Ackshully, I found dk2008’s comment pretty funny.
Hail, yeah…. that was the 1st real belly-LOL I’ve had all day!
Thanks, dk2008.
Er…dk2008, I don’t think the publishers had “back door” action in mind.
*falls off chair laughing*
I don’t get the fail either…
You don’t really love that guy you make it with now do you?
… I know you don’t love that guy, ’cause he can see right through you.
You’ve given me that syncing feeling.
rem it in
This cover is X-rayted.
oh god, that was bad…
He puts the “super” in “man” if you know what im sayin’
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?
I’m only a man, in a silly red sheet.
Standing behind a boy, telling him I love him.
(This Notting Hill remake has gone to pot)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
It’s a fine line between pleasure and pain.
Shitty shitty bang bang, in this case
I once had an idea for a orgy porn filmed on the beach called “Gritty Kitty Gang Bang”
ouch!
Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry. . .
All the way ’til Tuesday.
… featuring the Aimee Mann of Steel.
I must say, for the “Man of Steel” he’s not working much of a bulge…
He won’t get hard until he uses those tears as lube.
Those aren’t tears…
Could they be fears?
Shout. . . Shout. . . Let it all out. . .
yes. Shout. To remove any incriminating stains…
And the blue crabs don’t help either
Check again M…he hangs to the left.
Meh, I’ve seen bigger.
I reckon he’s getting dressed after the deed.
Yes, those underpants do look rather stained…
He is moving in on pedobear’s turf.
And only a little strained…
I bet you have.
Did you have someone in mind?
Maybe
Why thank you!
Wait until he has a temper tantram.
You’re thinking of the Incredible Hulk, perhaps. His temper is… explosive.
That works, too. I was thinking that the man of steel needs to be quenched once in a while.
That should harden the issue.
He practices by himself to avoid getting rusty.
clickie
Hee!
But he’ll need a yogini partner for a kundalini tantram.
I’m well acquainted with the power of the serpent.
Hee hee hee…!
*Snickers*
Waters in which a dragon coils will not remain still.
~ Chinese proverb
Damn straight.
*coils and curves*
*gets sucked in*
I know the earth will move for you…the Chinese proverb says so!
Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.
Oh, I think that’s very wise advice.
*lays down*
*joins with you in feathery nest*
but some of those things are fun to do standing up!
*blasts Saint out of the nest with one fiery breath*
Now…where were we?
from Zen master Dogen:
.
All the universe is one bright pearl…. Your whole body is the Body of Reality. Your whole body is the One Expression. Your whole body is a radiant light. Your whole body is the Heart in its totality. And when it is your whole body… everywhere is round, round, turning over and over…. And when it is thus, … it is found under the chin of dragons….
*picks fuzz out of the nest*
*casts him gently into the breeze*
.
Now that we’ve had some wind and fire…
*moves the heavens and earth for your pleasure*
*coils around you in the waters*
You wouldn’t like Superman when he is aroused…
…just ask little Johnny here.
This is horrific. Pedo comic book editors rejoice.
Nah, this is funny. Click my name to see it with a title that REALLY would’ve been horrific.
Time for some action
Faster than a speeding bullet.
Tell me about it, the cover is the the whole comic
A superpower set back i believe
Damn Nuclear NPT. He’ll have to settle for a locomotive at ramming speed.
Don’t tell me he’s gonna do it in his “other” uniform???
He’s got a pocketful of kryptonite.
And here I thought he was just happy to see me.
Way to put some Spin on it Mookie.
RAPING TIME!
RAPING TIME!
RAPING TIME!
RAPING TIME!
oh wait,
it’s steping time…
Stop. Hammer time.
No…it’s time to get the coffee.
I thought it was time to make the doughnuts.
Hahahahaha! You’re right…I need coffee now as punishment.
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in the relative way, but youre older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought Id something more to say
Oh how could nobody have seen this coming brother?
The brother’s not quite coming yet…
Check out superdickery.com (Batman is NOT gay – stop saying that!)
Hey, I actually checked this out. Not bad, but Batman is still gay.
We’re all having a gay old time aren’t we?
You sparked a memory of a rockin’ tune.
Yeah, the Flintstones cartoon theme song.
IT’S RAPE TIEM!!!
No: “It’s Rapin’ Time”
Little known fact, the “S” on his costume doesn’t stand for Superman, it stands for Sodomy.
Even less known fact, the boy is a magic goat. It regrets the decision to turn into a human by now.
Even lesser known fact except by people who figured it out above, my hat’s on the chair.
!!!! I knew it !!!
*raises eyebrow in willdog’s general direction*
Willdog is holding the camera. The brim of his hat was getting in the way.
lol!!!! nice!
There’s yards and yards of this comedy gold at ‘Superdickery’
[Link]
Seduction of the innocent section… but I quite like Superman just being nasty to Jimmy Olsen… (Examples of Superdickery Section)
BTW, although it pains me to say this… it has been photoshopped… original behind my name, again from the ever green Superman Is A Dick! Site…
Since fail swallowed my previous… the dialogue from the orginal cover has been removed…
Superman’s little known sidekick, Bucky Bottoms.
His super power? Taking it like a champ.
I lol’d
Super FAIL.
Superman is going to sooth the boy’s tears with his Green Arrow.
Don’t cry, it’ll be done in a Flash.
My Incredible Hulk has appeared…go to your happy place now…
Just lay back and let “The Thing” do it’s work.
now turn over… “IT’S SLOBBERIN’ TIME!”
It’s better than the Inaction Comics spin-off where they just sat and talked about their feelings.
Batman and the Joker crying together in their therapy group was really boring.
That was certainly better than He-Man going car shopping.
Lemonade?
What’s the speed of satisfied superman seed?
Faster then a speeding bullet…
Ouch.
OH! Oh, my stars. This is so freakin’ wrong. Yes, fail, super fail, EW, EW!!!
olde.
as an aside…..Why can’t people notice the red and blue spandex through a white shirt??
Like DUH! It’s a specially tailored shirt made of non translucent cloth!
Of course. Wait a minute…that’s your hat on chair! My hat’s black.
Skwerllyman?
He got caught in the middle of the action.
Skwellyman – No nut is too hard for him to bust.
OMG.
NOW we know where Bob’s been lately…
Looks like Superman’s got a starring role in Captain Pugwash. Look, it’s Roger the cabin boy!
Too bad whoever posted it photoshoped out the text bubbles to eliminate the context. The real cover is still lame but it does not give an allusion to misconduct.
I DIDNT KNOW SUPERMAN WAS CATHOLIC!
Ba dum chhh
Why are you so upset? You’re the one who asked why they call me the Man of Steel.
WOW XD I can see them making a movie of that. Not something I am wanting to see.
who is???? RapeMan…………..o no!!!
That’s Superman for you– sprays so hard it’ll be coming out your eyeballs.
They say if Superman ever had sex, his load would blow his partners head off like a shotgun.
epic.
what if the boy is crying because he loves superman THAT way, but it can never be. you see, it’s a collage (he’s THINKING about superman).
I suppose it wouldn’t be as funny then.
It would be funny if that was a midget superman.
That would be flat-out weird.
Especially if that “pillow” is actually a blow up love doll.
And Nellie takes it to the next tier.
what if Supes is really the bottom? I just hope he doesn’t flex anything…
That’s the answer.
Says you.
The Kid is DEAD! Those are NOT TEARS! Superman “Came” and shot his SUPER SPERM all of the way through that poor boy! That’s CUM leaking from his Skull!
OFMG! The man of steel busted it up into his sinuses!
“Don’t worry I’ll be faster than a speeding bullet”
Now shipping with the Milton-Bradley home version of the Crying Game….
Don’t cry boy. Everyone loves Superman, and Superman loves everyone.
And it only makes sense to make love with the person you love.
I’ll always love you, especially when you squeal like a Super-Pig.
Ahaha,im laughing for 1o min on this already ..
Don’t you cry tonight
I still love you baby
Don’t you cry tonight
Don’t you cry tonight
There’s a heaven above you baby
And don’t you cry tonight.
He’s got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see his face
He takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long
I’d probably break down and cry
Oh, sweet child o’ mine
Oh, sweet love of mine
Thanks…. now every time I hear a GNR song I’ll have a completely different opinion of the lyrics.
Super
Hehehe! More to come. vv
Ain’t it fun when you taking care of number one
Ain’t it fun when you feel like you just gotta get a gun
Ain’t it fun when you just can’t seem to find your tongue
Cause you stuck it too deep into something that really stung
It’s such fun, ah
—
couldn’t resist.
Do you think the chorus to 14 years would be taking it too far?
yes… (i already looked at that one.)
btw does anyone know why Superman has goggles on??
Thought as much, been debating it a while.
They’re Clark Kent’s glasses aren’t they?
maybe.. just seemed to me that Clark’s glasses were very large…. these look sleek and lower-profile… maybe so he can get up-close and personal in tight places?
To prevent eye damage from supersonic love juices?
then shouldn’t the boy be wearing them?
Screw the boy! Says Superman.
Exactly.
He’s going to perform a pen trick.
I’m a cold heartbreaker, fit to burn,
And I’ll rip your heart in two,
And I’ll leave you lying on the bed,
I’ll be out the door before you wake,
It’s nothing new to you,
‘Cause I think we’ve seen that movie too,
‘Cause you could be mine
Now I get up around eleven,
I used to get up on time.
That old man hes a real motherf*cker
gonna kick him on down the line.
Weve been dancing with Mr Brownstone,
Hes been knockin,
He wont leave me aloooone no no noooo!
Hands down the best fail I’ve seen.
Damn, I can’t even link to my baby anymore…*cries*
*gives my baby action to abzorb*
*has suddenly forgotten all about what’s its Zorb*
Didn’t know what the hell you were talking about, tried to post “wtf what?” with the link attached, and the post vanished. Now I feel confoozelt.
If you try to watch the Zorb fail, it has been removed due to terms of use violation. I’m still scarred and broken.
How could they now see what this would look like? Part of me doesn’t believe this is real!
Which part is that?
the same one that thinks that this is too good to be true and wants an issue asap
Man of steel–boy of tissue paper.
It kinda sucks that they edited out the speech bubbles, though. The cover is still really funny with it.
What did the speech bubbles say?
They said…No Banana for you today (48.4).
Oh DrB, one day you will get that banana. It will be the grandest day of your life.
Wait, wasn’t it “That was just the tip!”?
It’s alright! It will be over in no time..and I mean, literally, in NO TIME!
He’s going to spin the Earth around the wrong way to make this kid forget it ever happened anyway, so he might as well take his time.
sometimes a wind blows
and you and I
float
in love
and kiss forever
in a darkness
and the mysteries of love
come clear
and dance
in light
in you
in me
and show
that we
are Love
Sometimes a wind blows
and the mysteries of love
come clear
[in other words]
I’ll stop the world and melt with you
__
Angelo Badalamenti, Face to Face, and sacroiliac
I’ve seen the difference, and it’s blue velvet and Rapture…
Although it must have already been said,
Superman that ho.
Crank dat, Soulja Boy.
Isn’t superman supposed to be able to blend into human society? I thought he was supposed to have normal human proportions. He looks more like The Hulk here.
ha! I knew it! superman is somewhat related to Michael Jackson…
Or Michael Jackson IS Superman…
This looks like child abuse/porn to me. Superman sure looks like a pedo comming right off the FBI’s top ten most wanted.
this is clearly an action win.
It’s fake, you can see the superman’s tie cutted, and also his sleeve.
It’s not fake. He’s just wearing a tie with a blunt end, and from that angle you wouldn’t see any more of his sleeve than that.
This is the original:
http://superdickery.com/images/stories/other/post-4-1106180528.jpg
HAhahaha!! This is my husband’s webiste! I love it. If you don’t believe Superman is a Dick, you will after visiting it! haha
Webiste: perfume made of spiders.
Super Jackson win!!!
It’s missing the speech bubble “ready for some action” on superman
What’s so funny about this?
The kid is crying because Superman is gonna save him?
And that’s supposed to be a fail…
IDIOT! it funny becuase in this pic superman looks like a child molestor
Hmm now that’s funny! Child molestors…
I guess jam managed to keep to her vow today.
Let’s see if we can draw her out:
Oh, Ja-a-a-a-am!*said in musical, lilting voice*
Come out, come out, where ever you are!
Lookie, I got cookies! Want a cookie?
*reaches into bag for cookies*
YAAAAAH! What’s this pickle doing in there! AAAAAAAHHHH!
Jam had proper work to do today.
Proper work means no FailBlogging! *sigh*
*squeeze*
That’s no good
Sucks! But alas I have to earn those pennies.
)
*squeeze*
(Morning
True, I suppose that we should just be grateful we have work to do at the moment!
(Morning)
*squeeze*
Hahahahaha! That made me laugh
He looks like he’s crying cum.
Gross.
QUITE BOY IT BUILDS CHARACTER!!!
^quiet a comical character^
“I’m gonna tell you like my Scoutmaster told me…….shut up and take it!”
. 0 ( Hold me Canteen Boy……)
Is he coming or going?
He came, and now he’s going.
Either that, or he’s going to come.
This is really more of a PWN than a FAIL, I’d say.
RAEP!!!
don’t fear the super-reaper is here
Surprise buttsecks!
Oh Superman, you have failed me so!
Best caption for this…..”Bite the pillow kid…it’s going in dry”
Wow.
And I said:
OK. Who is this really?
And the voice said:
This is the hand.
The hand that takes.
“Hand comes out
(hand comes out)
Grab the hand
(grab the hand)”
haha don’t fear the sketchy arm
And when justice is gone, there’s always force.
and before there was justice, there was love
always and already
and … before Love … THAT …
.
Rumi:
.
The Caravan of the Unseen enters the visible world, …
the other world keeps coming into this world.
Like cream hidden in the soul of milk,
No-place keeps coming into place….
And from beyond intellect, beautiful Love
comes dragging her skirts, a cup of wine in her hand.
And from beyond Love, that indescribable One
who can only be called “That” keeps coming.
Place and no place, yet Das Unheimliche, it’s a love-ly one, this, darlin’.
This picture was doctored http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Action_Comics_Vol_1_457
Technically, shouldn’t it be called ‘Backdoor’ Action Comics?
This pic gives “Crank that Superman” a whole new meaning….
Barely funny if that were the original. Doctored, it says more about the person who created it than anything else.
HUGH JUPP IS A RAPIST. TELL HIM YOU WILL SUE
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i laughed pretty hard on this one
haha, you said “hard on”
LMAO XD
I found a picture of the original cover. It looks just like this picture but the text bubbles from the boy have been deleted and the word FAIL is placed over where the words were. Just Google dc comics no 457 Superman and I am sure you will see it. The question I have is in regards to if Superman is dressing or undressing for the boy.
either way, hes either about to get raped, or has just been raped
I wish I was that wimp QQ boy. mm-mm-mm-mm superman come to son.
Maddox has an entire article posted just about these comic book covers (see link).
All failers will enjoy http://www.uncyclopedia.org!
Pls someone write me why is this funny because i don’t get it.
It looks like Superman is about to rape the little boy
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Ouch! That reminds me of this cover also
http://www.milehighcomics.com/cgi-bin/backissue.cgi?action=fullsize&issue=69010136820%2010
And that was the day our little boy became a man.
Yeah I think I’d be crying to if superman was stripping behind me
issue #666 super man vs pedophile thoughts
No, Superman! Don’t do it!
The original text read “Superman–My dying wish is to know your secret identity–and you say you’re Clark Kent! IT’S A LIE!“
Most people use rubbers? Superman uses a metal.
For some reason the kid sobbing makes me really sad, but the over all PEDOMAN! awesomeness of it all makes it okay.
best fail ever
RAPE TIME!
eww that’s horrible.
pornos are gross
Looks like a WIN to me!
i’m not really surprised
what else can you expect from a guy that wears underwear outside his pants?
Sad part is…I own this comic.
do any of butts see the fail? in the uper right hand corner it says green arrow & black canary & its superman on the cover dudes/dudets
Who’s Your Daddy
holly violation superman!!!…
:O !!!
hahahahaha XD
I learned something new today supermans a pedo
poor kid XD
What’s the point? I don’t understand…
Dont worry, im faster then light.
More like RAEP if you ask me..
What’s crackin’ in Metropolis???
LOL SUPERMAN THAT HOE!!! FAIL
i dont get it???
What????
#165
Superman is flying along when he sees Wonder Woman, naked with her legs spead. So he flies down and gets a piece so fast you can’t even see him. Wonder Woman says “What the hell was that?” The Invisible Man says, “I don’t know, but my ass sure hurts!”
hahahahaha, you are a genius!
The captions were removed so it really looks skeevy.
Maybe this comic was initially made to keep kids out of prison!! XD
When did Superman got in jail o_O
Must be the special edition for prison inmates/catholic priests/knox teachers.
Do those comic book people even think about what this stuff looks like?
Lol! This is wrong, it’s right.
Tis photoshop, seen a book of this in a library, cept the book cover is even more fail then this
Is it the singing nun, is it the pope, NO it’s super kiddie bumshagger man. be afraid, run away, run like the wind.
Now I know why they called him superMAN
AMERICA SUCKS
FRANCE ROCKS
ALL AMERICANS ARE IMBREAD
ITS NOT REAL IS SUPERMAN ALSO CALLED GREEN ARROW AND BLACK CANARY???? HMMMMMMMMMM???? FAIL
lol at all of us “imbreads”
will he die?