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  1. Noldie says:

    they eat kids for breakfast

  2. Ninth says:

    I feel like an idiot now. I just spend $20 to have someone eat my kids, and now I learn that I could’ve had it done for free. Damn.

  3. Sidhe Cat says:

    *wondering where Avis is…*
    :lol: :grin: :lol: :grin: :lol: :grin: :lol: :grin: :lol: :grin: :lol: :grin:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DRAGONWRITER!!!

    Cheers! Whooo-hoooo!

  4. Marie Antoinette says:

    Let them eat kids.

  5. fergus says:

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    WARNING! DON’T FEED THE TROLL!

  6. DrB says:

    ‘Sokay. They’re Free Range kids. Look at that big pen they have to run around in.

  7. Rick says:

    I want to know if they also have a sign that says “No shirt, no shoes, no service.”

  8. Silfedac says:

    That man has issues. I can only assume they stem from a sexual attraction for his mother.

  9. Kitsos says:

    This is the right place for octomom

  10. Gin says:

    Free? Don’t think so. I expect payment when I bring you kids to eat.

  11. Mookie says:

    Only if they’re 12 and under, though. Those teenagers can be tough.

  12. InfiniteMonkey says:

    It looks cold. Can I have some free kid gloves?

    • Titio Pentelho says:

      Handle with kid gloves
      Handle with kid gloves
      Then you learn the lessons
      Taught in school won’t be enough
      Put on your kid gloves
      Put on your kid gloves
      Then you learn the lesson
      That it’s cool to be so tough

      Rush, 1984

  13. The Moomin says:

    So would you bring kids here to be eaten, or take them to the baby dump?

  14. RankMyTyping says:

    This may seem like a good deal, but you have to think how much they will charge you to eat your kids on a day that isn’t Sunday.

  15. Scrappy Coco says:

    Do you want me to tell you the meaning of his username?

  16. thesatireofswift says:

    I don’t get what the big FAIL is. Seems like A Modest Proposal to me.

  17. Mrs_Z says:

    I want my baby back, baby back, baby back,
    I want my baby back, baby back, baby back…

  18. Malicite says:

    Does this place offer a kosher selection on Sundays?

  19. Bean Jones says:

    LOL, Kids are great as long as you boil them first! LOL

    RT
    http://www.privacy.at.tc

  20. Bard says:

    Good old shoeless. That’s been what the sign said for years. This is a VERY long term fail. Always meant to take a picture, but alass I’ve been beaten to it.

  21. papa joe says:

    WIN!!!
    I h8 kids

  22. davorama says:

    Say it isn’t so!

  23. mindmelda says:

    The recession gets desperate.

  24. neozunami says:

    Know that Jonathan Coulton wrote a song about Kenesaw Mountain Landis (and Shoeless Joe) in which he sings that the latter “killed and ate some babies”? So I’d call it both fail AND win.

  25. Green says:

    Most people won’t even do it for a million pounds, so it’s great they’ll do it for free!

  26. ooutquwee says:

    This is the second thing I’ve seen on failblog near my house. Maybe I should move?

  27. Not at the Shoeless Joe’s we go to!

  28. yugo says:

    I GO TO THE SCHOOL RITE BY THIS SHOELESS!!!!!

    ITS A MASSIVE JOKE AROUND HERE, BUT IS ALMOST 6 MONTHS OLD NOW!!!

  29. Vernunft says:

    Say it ain’t so, Joe…

    nom nom

  30. canwepleasestopandreflect says:

    At least they don’t charge. They do it for free! LOL

  31. Cheetch says:

    Winston Churchil who said,”I like kids, but I couldn’t eat a whole one.” Not sure if he was joking or not…..

  32. Rush says:

    And people blame pedobear!

  33. deamonmist says:

    Sigh. Obsolete usage for “eat” and “eating” is literally “to serve food.”

  34. Noha307 says:

    Would have been better if it said “No shirt, no shoes, no service.”

  35. Rei says:

    I know where this is! Its between Orno and Whitby, isn’t it? They changed that sign some time ago, but I’d know it anywhere. I loved driving by that every week on my way to Pheonix Stable. *high five* My first recognizable fail.

  36. attorney says:

    why would they have a sign like that?


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