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Chilly!
^ username related
(would also accept “bathingtutu” and “polarteddy”)
Is that Jesus? He’s walking on water
I don’t know… But I can promise it’s not me! >.> <..> >.<
Like you don’t have that outfit.
dont act innocent! ONE of you stole my exact replica of that outfit!
look ma! I’m Jesus! XD
News flash – It’s called ice.
News Flash. It’s just a well-timed shot. You really think the other guy is diving headfirst onto ice?
Yes, he is. The other guy is standing on it.
Due note the ripple appearing from his right heel, it’s just a well timed shot
i think the one diving is just a nut that is definitely ice
they are going to get hypothermia if they stay in too long……maybe its for the best though
I live next to a creek and they freeze with big white chunks all through them, It is just a well timed shot. Like dysan said there is even a ripple under his right foot. Also mid way up the left side of the photo next to the snow you can see where the ice stops.
Yeah it is definitely unfrozen water. Not to say it is not incredibly cold.
They are both fat; the standing one has just managed to slip through a weak point in the ice.
The Flying Fatass would have left sizable footprints had he leapt from the “shore” and snow would be on or falling from his feet, of which there is none.
And yes, I can clearly see the red carpet behind them
I think more noticable is not the red carpet but the packed ice in a giant square around the field. Plus there are shoes next to the carpet to.
There is ice there. Its just a super thin layer, paper thin…. its standing waer and the reflection of the guy diving in would be clearer, not hazy like it is there. I would dive in myself!
It really is not so bad. I’ve done the Polar Plunge several many times to raise money for charity, and nobody I know has ever had hypothermia. Hypothermia would set in if they then sat around for an extended time in their wet clothes.
…and it is clearly NOT ice.
note the shadow dude
Better goddamn HOPE it’s a well-timed shot, otherwise somebody’s gonna get screwed.
HELLO??? they are capable of anything if they go around dressed like fairy pimps diving into the freezing cold water while its snowing dont you think that they would be stupid enough to dive into ice??
Yes, that’s what was so hilariously funny about this picture. (For me.)
Cold, hard headbutt surprise in 3… 2… 1…
dumbass.
it is not ice, its thin water, that is why the diver PHAILED!
Im thinking its ice hes walking on, and the guy diving doesnt know it… maybe…
Actually, if you notice, there’s a small ripple around the guy’s right heel. This is simply a very well-timed shot.
yea its thin ice… the guy diving is gonna go through lol
dont ckick on jakes now it will scar you for life
Chili today, hot tamale!
Clearly, that is hot water. You can see the way Jesus #1 eases his way in, while Jesus #2 is more prone to the quick jump.
I was thinking LaBrea tar pit. Or melted dark chocolate.
I was thinking – worst synchronized swimmers ever.
I was thinking exstream sports.
I was thinking… penis.
I was thinking…therefore I was.
I was thinking before I was?
i think… therefore i spam
Proving Reality to be wrong:
I think, therefore I am…
Lettuces don’t think… Therefore, lettuces are not. Which means they are but an illusion.
If we extend this way of thinking to everything that does not thinks, everything is not, therefore everything is but an illusion.
QED!
And I’m off to eat my illusional lettuces along with my illusional dinner, brush my illusional teeth and then pay a visit to my illusional girlfriend.
Paying attention fail. You can’t just pay attention to half a lesson like that. If you stayed for the second half of the lecture you would have known he worked his way from his own existence back to everything exists.
Touché!
Sorry just had to do it because of the half baked response.
Phylosophy teacher WIN!
*bows gracefully*
We are all students and teachers of philosophy, it all depends on the, where, what about and when (experiences), that makes us this dual purposed person.
I think you’ve assumed the inverse there.
(P => Q) does not mean
(not P => not Q).
In this case, if thinking implies existence,
not thinking does not necessarily imply non-existence.
so… not QED.
Indeed. Correct reasoning would be: a lettuce does not exist, therefore it does not think. Logic fail.
Hi-5
Titio Pentelho!
References 2 up I believe.
I was eating – cake
the cake is a lie
the fake is a lie
The lire is a cake
Ahhh yes, the the tar tar pits…
I prefer my pits medium rare.
should brush better
IT’S A MONGOLIAN TRAP!
Tart Я Us pits?
Pits at hellish prices!
Saucy Tarts Я Us* could show you heaven
(special price on unshaved pits).
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*always use condiments and avoid fish jokes
HOT TAMALE! HOT HOT TAMALE!!!
mmmm tamales ^^ i think these babes could steam our tamales BURNING HOT!!!
Jesus was gay?
Yes, and he lived in Scandinavia, too.
I KNEW IT!!
I never thought that he has to hold the balance when he’s walking on water.
There is no spoon.
Wait, what?
Isn’t that Bono on the right?
That would explain a lot…
no u2
He also managed to be in two places at once.
It’s his mischievous twin, Judas.
They had their own act.
Saint Peter was a fisherman, wasn’t he?
He was, you’re right. He also apparently walked on water briefly, which would explain the guy in the background suddenly losing it. Well played!
“And he said: Come. And Peter going down out of the boat, walked upon the water to come to Jesus.”
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Matthew 14:29, Douay-Rheims Bible; cf. below comments for exegetical innuendo
“Verily, take up thy tutu and dance”
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1st Theologians 3:21
“And you shall fail
Into my arms
And tremble like hypothermia.”
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Bowie Album 3:17, 1983, track 3, mostly
“We move like tigers on vaseline”
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Ziggy
“What immoral hand or eye
Dare freeze-frame thy fearful synchrony?”
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Wm. Blake, #489, lines 23-24, sort of
“640K ought to be enough for anybody.”
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Bill Gates, 1981
“That’s cold.”
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The Weathermen, Oct. 8-11, 1969
“Can you feel my hate?”
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Me, some time ago, in a Failed composition.
“Are we humans, or are we dancers?”
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The Killers
“Do you hear that whirring sound?”
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A Japanese man out on the street,
Hiroshima, August 6, 1945
He’s a quantum fairy
(would also accept “ice queen”)
*hands ice queen to fuzz*
YW.
Soon to be double whammy.
this makes my head hurt
you could probably get a cold compress from one of these mistresses
The guy on the left is about to get a cold compressed head!
(would also accept “the head band bends”)
Both of them, no doubt.
It’s just so wrong but I can’t look away!
Sort of like a traffic accident.
Is that guy diving into the ground? I’m having trouble differentiating between water and dirt.
And yes, this is one of the weirdest things I have seen in a while. These extra fails seem to enjoy men in drag…who are enjoying themselves.
What also floats on water?
Turtles?
Very small rocks?
You’re on the right track. Keep going!
I see now! I thought that was dirt with a little water on top. I am full of failures today. I can tell you what probably won’t float…
Their ego in about 5 seconds?
Given how they look and what they are doing… those two haven’t seen their egos in a long time.
Given how cold that must be, I would be shocked if there wasn’t something else missing as well…
a duck? (missing that is.. maybe under the ice)
Rejected Riverdance Rivals Regretfully Return
Churches!
Birches!
Lurches!
You rang?
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Frozen Brains!
How is one guy diving into something another guy is standing on?
One of them is about to suffer because of the answer to that question.
Epic background fail in 3… 2… 1…
Maybe both suffer, depending on the thickness of the ice.
Haha. Especially considering their thick winter clothing.
♪ Walking proudly in our winter coats …
With supreme visions of loony tunes. ♪
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~ “The Flesh Failures/ Let the Sunshine In [where the sun mostly don't]“
That occurred to me, although personally I think they’re probably already both suffering.
It’s not ice!!
It’s an illusion.
They’re actually frozen in the air.
Flash frozen?
(would also accept “freeze framed” and “the frozen flesh failures”)
Polar eyes’d.
Are you saying these guys are hoars?
(I’m sorry that that didn’t rime…)
(would also accept “ladies of the midnight sun” and “the trannies-siberian blue skinny dippy mooners”)
extreme penis reduction technique
Yes, this picture definitely has that power. *shudders*
I was in a pool! I was in a pool!
Hahaha!
I see what you did there.
pools closed due to shrinkage
didyouseewhatididhere?
I want to see the picture of the diver hitting the “water”.
It would be better as a video. Of course, then it loses the whole WTF!! it achieves as a picture.
In video form, you require therapy :/
In Soviet Russia, therapy require you.
in Soviet Russia, Diplomarbeit finishes YOU!
These guys probably think diplomacy is a type of Government :/
Maybe it’s inverse custard? You can jump on custard and it will support you, tread slowly and you’ll sink.
Excuse me a minute…
*imagines moomins happily jumping on custard*
*smiles*
w-w-win!
White socks – definite no-no.
It’s just the socks that you disagreed with?
It is obviously after Labor day. Where’s your sense of fashion decorum?
I don’t think those are socks. And that scares me a bit.
Definitely no socks being worn by either of them.
Hey, awesome, this ad has only been posted a million times previously, great job.
Awesome! Then why aren’t you over on one of those million other places?
PS- that’s a retorical question
Ack.
Smack Jack, he has a lack of knack.
Nice comeback!
Yeah, the guy’s a quack.
Happy Feet on Ice?
…there was a joke about penguins in there…
Nobody gets the punchline until March.
It’s March.
*waits*
Nope. Didn’t get it yet.
*sings “Let the Sunshine” for the rest of the month*
*hands penguin a fuzzy kazoo*
What a farce.
Now, now, there’s now need for swearing.
Our march, or the penguin’s? because The March of The Penguins is more likely.
i love the joke with this one.
“Either the one on the right is secretly jesus, or the one on the left is going to have a killer headache.”
welcome to russia the most fu.cked up country in the world.
That country is so backward if you will compare it to our marvelous country USA.
LONG LIFE USA.
The hell…?
Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Johns
AHHHHHHHHH The ole CLAMBGNJ. I understand completely!
…froze over?
Long life the frozen state of hell!
*tries to hold back tears* youre gonna make me cryogenic
Are you for real??? This is not in Russia, this is Minnesota, which shows exactly how “normal” your country is. USA – tu tu….
LONG LIVE RUSSIA.
Oh…your suffering is truly great. You will be in my thoughts.
Should we take a moment of silence?
Indeed. I’ll get the candles and “IN MOURNING” sign.
*bows head*
:: plays cricket ::
Inside? Are you mad? Oh my god, DUCK!!!
*ball whizzes past head and smashes through window*
Oh dear, that hit boggy. He will not be best pleased.
:: chirps ::
Her mate devoured
by the cat, the cricket’s wife
must be mourning
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~ Kikaku, 1661-1707
I sure hope that’s underwear.
*doesn’t really want to consider the alternatives*
That is about the exact moment that I would start attempting to get OUT of that water!
What, before actually getting in?
*contemplates the zen connotations of attempting to get out of something one is not yet in*
“Show me your original face.”
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~ Hui-neng, 7th. c.
(re: trying to get into something one is never out of)
“Banish sageliness, discard wisdom,
And the people will be benefited a hundredfold.”
~ Tao-te Ching
“You tell me that you’ve had faith in the Path since your early years, but in later years you’ve been obstructed by your knowledge and understanding, and have never had an enlightened entry. You want to know an expedient method for fully comprehending the Path day and night….
.
“In this one statement of yours, there are three mistakes: saying you are obstructed by knowledge is one, saying you are not yet enlightened is another, and going on within delusion to use mind to wait for enlightenment is another. Only stop producing those mistakes for a moment, and then you realize there is no delusion to be smashed, no enlightenment to be expected, and no knowledge that can cause obstruction. You’ll be like a person entering water, who knows for themself whether it is cold or warm.”
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~ Ta-hui, 11th c.
*kowtows to Fuzz, the Great and Terrible*
oooooo i would actually enjoy taking a dip with those hunks
You can barely see it, but the ice/water dividing line occurs about mid-waist of the airborn Jesus….right about wrist-high on the left arm reflection…He may have even jumped from the bank, over the ice into the water. Because it is so dark it is hard to differentiate.
…Or the Jesus / Headache thing is right….whichever works.
Maybe they lost a bet. It would explain their idiotic behaviour.
Is the guy on the right jumping in or trying to walk slowly across?
I think he is attempting to walk. But hes in for a bit of a shock.
WTF is right! jumping into a cold pool in the winter is enough for me
Is it just me or does the guy who is still standing look like putin? XP Putin in a tutu….
I want to tra-la-la!
this is the sickest thing a human can do
No, THIS is the sickest thing a human can do (clickie).
I am so tempted, but the memory of a meatroll stops me.
There is no ice. The water just doesn’t want him.
I am 99% certain this photo is of the Polar Bear Plunge in Minnesota. Every January people dress up in costumes and jump through the ice at spots all around the state to benefit special olympics. (Hypothermia, it’s what’s for dinner!) Being that air temps in Jan are often subzero, the open water freezes over pretty quick, so there’s an ice crust you have to crack before going in.
Sounds fun huh?? This is what we do. It’s a long, long winter. It’s this or ice fishing…
We just had our plunge here in Indiana last week. We wait for the thaw.
Oh Haroow Jebus
It’s clearly a running water.. just look abit closely… jackasses
OHMYGODness. :O
I think it’s ice… it looks like whatever is under the standing guy’s right foot is either breaking or rippling, but his left foot is clearly pushing off something hard.
there is a very thin layer of ice that would be broken when he jumps into it
I don’t even understand what’s HAPPENING.
its clearly ice with water over it….dumbasses
No! It’s water with ice over it!
Smart pants!
with water on top of it….
fatass
water
ice
water
water
water
fish
water
ground
WTF Extra. YOU SUUUUUCK!!!!! Seriously get some better fails.
WIIIIN!!
The comments on this picture are fail. It is just a well timed shot. There is no ice.
XD It’s JESUS!
Now, what would want to make you jump head first into the ice, if the dude next to you can stand on it!
cold
what?how?why?
dunno, some rocks are best left unturned….
well if it wasnt ice how come there isnt a ripple on his other foot, it could be a number of things like his broken the ice thats y there is a ripple on one foot but not the other, pluss the other guy has obv jumped off the ice as there is noo foot prints in the snow, and also there maybe some water ontop of the ice if its meltin,
Scary.
He is standing on a sheet of glass just under the water, easy, next hard one
Did you notice the guy’s shadow doesn’t jive with his dive?
Polar Princess
D ahahaha 
D
Can you say “shrinkage?”
is that guy diving in?
i see London i see France i see someone fine looking ass!