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nice timing
I thought cops loved donuts?
(stands and applauds)
Worst timing ever
^WARNING! DO NOT CLICK THIS GUY’S LINK UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Curiosity overwhelms me. But I must resist the urge to click on the name…
Seriously, don’t.
I clicked once, up popped a website of a video of several portly old gentlemen showering together. In disgust, I tried to close the window, but to my horror an error message kept preventing me from doing so. I had to shut my computer down.
Ick! I think I’ll pass on the clickie.
Wise choice. Had you clicked jake’s link, you may have had to have a 24 hour eyebleaching session before you stopped shaking.
I’m still trying to figure out why someone would do that. I get sending silly harmless links to kid around with friends, but that sounds akin to a virus.
Dear god, I hope it’s not a virus. DAMN YOU CURIOSITY!!!
*shakes fist at self*
Do you have anti-virus software?
All right. I had to check. Did you click on the OK box? if so it called a Jscript with who knows what. Otherwise very little chance of a virus. IF someone is dumb like me, you can click the x on the first box and it will pull up a second. click the checkmark then click the x again. It will close it. With that said I am now going to find eyebleach and may be gone for a week.
I’m still not gonna clickie. I have zero desire to see portly older men showering together. And I’m out of brain and eyebleach.
Yeah… not worth it in the slightest. I just wanted to see the code and see what the potential for a virus was.
Well… ctrl + alt + delete, right click and “close” on the task bar seems to take care of it too.
However, just clicking the x on the message boxes in firefox doesn’t seem to work. :/
Uh the BBC news website?
Couldn’t you do that with a nice text-only browser? Or perhaps wget?
it’s the forbidden T word. Ends with roll. Either that or they wight be into that type of stuff.
*beats head against desk for the thought*
*gives Aikiwaza an M.*
and VVould you mind if i borrowed your W please? I’ve been running short and having to improvise with double Vs =[
I LOVE RECURSIVE REPLYING!!!
Its not a virus its a javascript. its a joke but a very bad one
that is in very poor taste
I clicked on the link out of pure curiosity and by beloved
Kapersky 2009 stopped me. It was a trojan!
Wow. That sucks royally. My curiosity has now turned also to disgust.
Of course, you were too furious to force quit and save yourself the pain of restarting the computer.
Haha. I thought it was hilarious – but only because that music was perfect.
LOL learn to force-quit a program. Or just use Google Chrome, that’ll shut down sites like that after the second pop up. (Chrome just asks “Stop this website from more popups? you click okay and it’s done).
The best part, though, was the Andy Griffith theme song playing.
My brother followed that link once! WORST PRANK SITE EVER. Thanks for warning me!
Shutdown the computer? You could have killed the browser process, I suppose.. Anyway, I managed to close it by pressing ctrl while clicking ok, then pressing W (without releasing Ctrl) immediately after. Funny thing, Ctrl+W didn’t seem to work before the dialog boxes started appearing… had to attempt to close the tab by clicking the X button. Which started the flood ok dialogboxes. I guess I’ll try again with JS disabled to inspect the code
Well that just made me want to click.
Best let people know the website contains a virus.
“Kaspersky
Anti-Virus 2009
ACCESS DENIED
The requested URL could not be retrieved
While trying to retrieve the URL:
http://sourmath.com/
The following error was encountered:
The requested object is INFECTED with the following viruses: Trojan.HTML.Agent.aj”
kaspersky’s the best
Indeed it is. I sell the stuff!
Mac Win!
I just used a real browser, and didn’t have to worry about that at all.
Cheers.
grrrr…i clicked on it. at first im like haha cuz i didnt see it at first(diff. tabs)
just music and moving window. haha. then i saw this extra tab. ?. now i
can type blind
My curiosity was too much.
I am a Firefox tab hoarder, and I didn’t want to lose my open tabs, so I had to enable my noscript extension and restart Firefox to get rid of it. Why would anyone do such a thing?
Instead click mine.
Its BBC…
why do you think they showed up so soon
That’s my hometown and the local police departments’ garage is right around the corner. So basically the cops were just exiting the garage and didn’t really have to go too far for the first catch of the night
Seriously? The guy was really that stupid? That’s too damn funny.
OH SH*T WIN
Seriously? do all people do this thing where they say they know where or what it is?
spider sense
Uhm, it seems you got this from the website collegehumor.com, which originally hosted this video. You Sir are a naughty little copyist.
Nope, never seen the video before and don’t visit the website. Amazing how two people from different places in the world could come up with such an obvious joke though, WOW!
Funny video. Who cares if it is hosted elsewhere. Share it with the world!
Plagiarist, actually. However, I think he probably was able to come up with this on his own. It’s not a huge stretch.
College Humor is a failure. Remember their “Raw” service that they screwed all the paying customers out of and never updated?
Inasmuch as the fails here fail to meet your standards, perhaps you would be kind enough to send in your family photo album? That should keep us busy for months.
Yeah, and when you get them back you’ll find Lolcat captions scribbled all over them.
I have a large FAIL stamp we can use
Excellent! We shall make good use of it!
In the meantime, I shall prepare these patronising and utterly idiotic captions.
I’ve seen the stamp. It’s 18 inches across and weighs 20 pounds. It was meant to be applied cranially.
.
Fail-on, apply directly to the
headfail. Fail-on, apply directly to theheadfail.I didn’t know a slogan could be an earworm… but you proved me wrong.
Damn you!
I daresay that we have seen their family pictures on here already.
*swoops in and SMOOCHES Christopher*
Hey there, how YOU doin?
Not bad at all, for some reason *nudges head in Avis’ direction*
I messaged ya, babe.
*SMOOCHES Avis, and swats her bum*
Hee!
I’ll have to check from a different computer, mine won’t let me reply!
*HUGS*
I replied to the message.
*HUGSHUGSHUGSHUGS*
ha.
*grabs what*
Private show… If you are going to watch you’ll need to pay.
Wow, that wasn’t completely unrelated to the thread in any way whatsoever.
*Turns well-meaning hugs into gropes*
*HUGHUGHUGROPE!*
*in a soft shy voice*
Please sir, may I have another?
Haha! I can’t resist you when you paraphrase Dickens so cutely.
*HUGGROPEUNDOESBRAEXPLORES*
*closes door to private room*
I think we’re alone now….
*wicked grin*
im going to be sick
*puts on goggles*
That is incorrect, sir. Collegehumor.com copied this video from ebaumsworld, and ebaumsworld copied it from failblog. It would be very helpful if you could go to those sites and ask them to remove it.
You win my vote for comment of the day.
ba dum bum!
chish!
I donut think so.
no cops love donuts AND coffee
they do, they´ll blackmail the kid!
first!!!
Or not of course….
Someone wanna say fail to him??
fail to him
Yay
You have failed.
Our colony is doomed.
You have prevailed.
Your colon is shroomed.
shoulda had a colonyoscopy
fail xD
WOOOOOWWWWWWW no really????????????????????????
but he should still go see the optometrist with all the stupid ‘first’ trolls.
“furst” to FAIL!
And that ladies and gents was the first time I blew a cop to get out of a ticket
But not the last?
Absolutely not!
I might have to give you a ticket
What for officer?
For being far too cute and cuddly. An obvious driving hazard!
working blew the men in blue
But officer, I’m Vin Diesel’s stunt driver for the ever-popular “Fast And Furious” films and I was testing this high-performance vehicle for him. Would you like his autograph – I can help you with that….
Who the hell wants Vin Diesel’s signature? Can you just give me his head instead?
*hands u Vin Diesel’s head*
Would you like donuts with that?
No, just knowing that I don’t have to suffer his acting anymore is good enough. Thanks!
TAKE THE DAMN DONUTS!!!
Fn+Page Dn!
Fn+Page Dn!
Figures a Cop would be around where donuts are made.
Brilliant! Has anyone else thought of that yet? If not, you own a comment win.
Never mind, someone beat you to it. No comment win for you.
Sadly, it was used in the second comment. I was fortunate enough to scan the comments before making the same joke myself, else I’d have done the same thing.
IRONY WIN!
Do-nut repeat other people’s jokes!
(Yay! Brain back)
I hope the lolcats didn’t do too much damage?
You found me?
*hands Aja a crown*
I declare Aja the king of hide and seek.
Just so you know.
no tu brute
Ok, I got it.
I see what you did there.
no u
flogger, it would be extremely unwise to shout “no u” in fuzz’s face. Just saying.
have u a ::point::
( : ( : ( : ( : ( : ( :
Vin Diesel can write??
Just ‘X’.
xXx
You want Vin Diesel to give you head???
5TH, I love it!!!!!!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!111
GET A DAM LIFE
She’s being sarcastic.
That’s great! I’m so sick of these chavs.
Go Finland!
And West.
If Finland goes west it’ll be Sweden.
And then it will be the capital of Norway.
___
~ Earth Girls Are Easy
im switzerland!
Wow. Schadenfreude at it’s finest.
Fahrvergnugen at its finest.
Furzvergnügen at its foamiest.
WTF
Foamy farts frequently flee from frantic flannels.
F
What about the non-frequent times?
No, this is schadenfreude at its finest. (clickie)
New here perhaps?
MEGA FAIL!!!
The best part is, he’ll get to keep his license and get right back out on the street and probably kill someone! Great system, eh.
Yeah. Some people are able to pull off donuts with less risk than you driving with 15 on a small street, after looking if nobody approaches.
Of course because it is PC to say that everybody is the same, they get punished for the inability of others to do the same.
It’s just jealousy.
Donuts are against the law for a reason. I don’t care how “good” your donut is, it still presents a danger. What if that cop had been speeding 20 mph faster down that street on the way to a crime scene? It wouldn’t matter how safe the donut-ing driver thought it was when s/he started the donut.
Don’t bother trying to argue with the ignorant and self-righteous. Even though 100 people die EVERY DAY in the USA in car accidents the idiots still try to claim everything they do is perfectly safe and nothing can go wrong.
That’s why I’m getting my pilots license.
I can’t help it. Deep down I hold the belief that everybody can learn, somehow, some day. O, idealism, you let me get crushed too often.
Maybe my cynicism and your idealism should get together and make beautiful babies
Let’s name the first one Realism.
What about Cyanide?
Baby-naming WIN!
Yipper. Gold Star
Because the pedestrian, that had to jump out of the way, was in no danger whatsoever.
Except to his progeny.
Oooh, busted. >_>
That move is completely legal, Its called the F**K U turn.
LMFAO!!
-comment win-
xD
*blink*
A troll made a funny? That’s sofaking ironic!
Perhaps the chimpanzee eventually typing the works of Shakespeare theory is in force here.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
I saw your message on the mom fail about 24 hrs. after you posted it.
How are you doing tonight?
Staying in my fantasy realm.
I post after most people finish, so don’t get to participate much. The times I am here for the first Fail of the day, I am past my bedtime.
Hope you are well, coyote.
I’m usually here in the evenings too. Fortunately there are occasional insomniacs back east to play with. What part of the world are you in?
Doing well. Energy level increasing everyday.
^^Maybe he fell in a black hole and came out sofaking richer in retrospect. (clicky)
(I am currently in southern USA)
I’m downloading the clip. I have dial-up, so this will take a while. If you have any questions for me ask away.
What time do you log out for the night, Failblog time?
I am usually up until at least 2:00 a.m. Failblog time, but have been getting a lot less sleep the last few weeks trying to participate in the first Fail.
Failblog time is my time as well. Now days I generally start to fade out around eleven. My batteries are not back to full capacity yet.
Just saw the video. It is like a Roadrunner cartoon come to life. My sympathies are always with the coyote.
Agreed.
If you ever just want to talk, I could use a cheer, too.
Do you have an IM installed? I just re-downloaded Yahoo! messenger in case. I am surprised my account is still there, ha!
I do have Yahoo IM, but I am reluctant to put it on this site. If you have any ideas let me know. This place needs a way of connecting in a secure way. Failblog is nothing if not social.
Ditto. I don’t know how to, either w/o announcing it to everyone. Maybe DW could help? 12 comments in 2 hours is wearing.
It is isn’t it. Slow motion conversation. I noticed that she doesn’t have the link to her site any more. Perhaps she was being trolled to death. We could ask her. It has been done before.
I believe it is because Failblog readjusted their filters and considers her link to be spam. She stated that one could go back in Fails and the link still works.
I do wonder, at times, about the behind the scenes goings on . Spam. Idiots. I will ask her tomorrow. Should be fun.
Have a good night coyote.
In 20+ mins. it will be DW’s birthday. I assume she is 29, like me……
I had no idea that it was her birthday. I’ll have to send her a card.
AVIS! Are you there?
Was just hoping she will ring it in write. Cheers DW!
Just sent the card. I hope that it arrives okay. I don’t trust these things in the least.
I’m off to bed now. Have a fun night Celtic cat.
You as well coyote.
hmmmm, how old is this video…. 5 years old or more…
And he expected what to happen?
He wasn’t expecting magically appearing cops, that’s for sure!
The Spanish Inquisition.
That had to have been a huge disappointment. “But officer, you have to admit that was pretty cool”
But wildog, you have to admit that hat is pretty cool.
F**k yeah it is. Way cooler than that u-turn.
*hands wolfgangmunzerl2 an l*
You spelled my name wrong.
Was that the ‘l’ holding up the feather in your hat???
That ‘l’ is missing too? Damn.
The officer goes like :
“awesome dude! HOW the fu** did you do that?!”
That’s the reason he pulled him over.
Nah. He will go: I’ll show you how we learned to do it *right*… in in cop school.
ok, probably he doesn´t..
Maybe the wreckless driver goes like :
“Yaaay ! Nice car man! Where did you get those funny tuning lights from?!”
I highly doubt this driver is wreckless. I’d be willing to bet he’s had several.
Hee…! This made me *snork*.
Yay, I made Dragonwriter *snork*! I’ll consider that my humo(u)r accomplishment of the morning.
^ a mo(u)rning of reckoning
Oh i meant reckless
Hey, his girlfriends did not look THAT bad!
Or maybe they don´t talk at all and just start making out immediately..
Do you know how to reply to comments instead of always making new threads?
I don´t!
teach me
Smart ass.
Tutor tush.
“Well, you see, officer, I was trying to swat a fly, and it kept going in circles, so…”
♪ I’ve got a story, ain’t got no moral
Let the bad guy win every once in a while
Will it go round in circles,
Will it fly high like a fly up in my car? ♪
___
~ Billy Preston, mostly
You spin me right round
baby, right round
like a record, baby.
Down on the corner
Out in the street
I didn’t mean to drive around in circles, drive around in circles, drive around in…
We can’t return
we can only look
behind from where we came
and go round and round
and round in the circle game.
keep your eyes on the road,
n’ your hands upon the wheel.
Why don’t we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us…
Why don’t we do it in the road?
rofl the cop was coming because he smelled the donuts lol
and because of mr. cuddles
>snort<
OMG
flogger made me snort!!!
What is the world coming to??
It’s being invaded by aliens.
Tell me about it. I just snorted at a comment sofaking made up there^^.
I just love these demonstrations of virility and ancient masculinity, I just get so hot and bothered. Actually, now that I think of it, more bothered than anything else…
I wouldn’t bother if I were you.
Face? Bovvered?
Skateboard? Hovered!
Rates? Lowered!
Icecream? Shoveled?
ooo…bad carma!
So bad that the k degenerated to a c.
I believe it was a sad attempt at a pun with “car” and “karma.” I’ve been wrong before, though.
ie would seem a little smarter that way, I guess.
By the way, as far as I can remember, it is from Russia. Although, no, not Soviet.
And yes, it’s pretty old.
Correct me if I am mistaken in time and place identification.
In Soviet Russia, first you see cop, then you leave skid mark.
It’s actually from Finland.
Lol Owned!
First is me?
damn.
so fast… so furious
Putain!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HA
HAHAHA
HA
I hate cops, that that guy was a total ass hat
119th!
I appreciate your commitment to become a troll.
that poor s14! the car didn’t deserve that! stupid driver!
Haha, like always : owning a private car = automatic FAIL.
Stay tuned for the next documentary : Detroit – Collapsing since 1969 because of the friggin’ automobile.
can you own a public car?
Uhm, yeah.. it’s called “Communauto” in my city. And you can, by contrast, rent a private car, once or twice a year, like i do. That makes it more difficult to do the idiotic “Street Racing” and acrobatics seen in the clip. Unless you’re really feebleminded.
sounds commu-tastic! i should stop Stalin and get one!
Stalin’s been dead for decades, idiot.
sweethooligan, I swear, if you don’t change your avatar, I’m gonna…..I’m gonna….
*head explodes into a million chocolate-dripping shards*
*mops up the shards*
In case you’re wondering why I don’t go into panic mode now, I’ve decided to wear these new anti-freaky hershey guy glasses that block out his face. They are quite handy.
Spare pair, perchance?
I have several pairs. Here, have these.
*gives Nellie some anti – freaky hershey guy glasses*
I’m developing one so troll comments don’t show up on screen!
Most excellent.
If you get a chance, include a beer tube in the frames.
Will do!
Actually, why don’t you design what you think are model anti troll glasses, hand me the blueprints and I’ll make what I can of them. Deal?
Damn. I’m gonna miss that lil’ Mouse
Don’t worry…she regenerates.
She must be a Time Lord…but I thought the Doctor was the last of his kind? Strange…
The Mouse has powers that you know not…always remember.
Lest ye regret it at a hitherto unforeseen – and frenetically unexpected moment.
*tosses a hyphen up there between “unexpected” and “moment”, just for the halibut*
New plot twist. Who’ll be her new companion is the question.
In the newer series he has a daughter.
I saw that episode!
So Judy = the Doctor’s only child?
Wow! I must release this to the press!
*dashes off to Reuters*
I wonder if she regenerates like the Doctor.
See Dragonwriter’s 2:17 comment.
Totally missed that. Whoops.
You. Are. Not. Alone.
Tell that to the Master.
But he’s prime minister! How will I reach him?
Or… an… ANIMAL!
Get Captain Jack Harkness to help you. Sorry if I misspelled his last name.
Captain Jack will get you high tonight…
Good idea!
…wait, do I hear mechanical footsteps?
Good god, it’s the cybermen! RUN!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!
And the Daleks are right behind them!! It’s the end of the world!!
AAAH!!! AAAAH!!!
*runs around in circles*
Wait, I have an idea!
*rummages inside Judy’s pockets*
Yes! The TARDIS key!
*the TARDIS appears*
Hop in.
It’s the end of the world again? Where’s U.N.I.T.?
*Hops in* Where or when are we going to go?
Well, let’s see…
*leans on controls and TARDIS bounces everywhere*
*glances at dial*
Er, looks like the end of the universe.
I’ve never been there before. Let’s go exploring.
I know of a good restaraunt at the end of the universe.
*peers out of TARDIS door, notices barren landscape and wierd natives chasing a screaming human*
Um, let’s not.
I know, what about Victorian Britain?
Sure, I’ve always wanted to see Britain. Victorian or not.
By the way, won’t Judy be mad you took her TARDIS key without asking?
(Psst…she can be placated with booze and cookies!*
Don’t worry, Green Alien, once she gets hold of this beer and these cookies, she won’t even know what a TARDIS is!
*Makes sure to have booze and cookies ready for her return*
OK, let’s go!
*screaming and running from natives*
Damn you flying police call box… I see you up there! You could HELP ME!
Right, hop on!
*TARDIS arrives in Victorian Britain*
*steps out of TARDIS*
Ah, the good old smell of unregulated pollution.
Reminds me of New Jersy.
*does a mental check to try and guess who was just offended*
*turns around and finds aikiwaza let the natives follow him*
Meep.
*Gives aikiwaza an extra e*
Never been to Jersey, so I wouldn’t know about its smells, good or bad.
Hello there, young gentleman, I reckons you’re not from
this ‘ere part of the city…would you be lookin’ fer an
‘andsome cab?
An alehouse? Glass of porter?
A bed fer the night?
Fer the evenin’?
My good person, we require none of these. However if you were to happen upon a hiding place from these savages we would be most grateful.
How did savages end up in Victorian Britain?
It’s Victorian Britain.
They were always there.
*nods at BondFan’s last post ^^^*
Sorry BFF, I didn’t see them slip in behind me. Here’s a cookie as consolation, oh and there’s a spot to hide!
*jumps in large crate filled with foam*
Sorry, my history is a little rusty.
Quick, sir, duck into this alley ‘ere.
Watch you don’t get nuffink’ on those er…fine …clothes of yours, now.
Don’t think I’ve ever seen clothes such as those…
Where are you from, sir, if you don’t mind me askin’?
I come from somewhere you don’t know.
*looks a crate with foam, looks back*
Probably knows best.
Just when they thought they were safe from the savages, Jack T Ripper jumps out from behind a crate of foam.
“Get yer own damned hiding place you bumbling fools. This is my alley!”
*runs off after the others in terror*
WHY exactly did we get of the TARDIS?
*sprints ahead*
Because Green Alien wanted to explore Victorian Britain!
*runs as well*
You’re the one who suggested we come here in the first place!
Oi! Young sirs!
You’re runnin’ towards the river!
Look out, gents, look…!
Oh.
So I did! But this is no time to argue!
Quick, hop on this horse and cart!
*horse and cart plunges into cold Thames water*
*swims towards shore, dragging aikiwaza and Green Alien*
Ah well, at least the natives drowned.
*hops into cart*
Do you know how to drive this thing?
I guess not. Oh well, at least we’re safe.
They hop on a boat bobbing along Thames but they didn’t realise they were headed straight for the Traitors’ Gate until it was too late.
Wait… is that elderly man smoking? And getting a manicure?!
Here I can drive it.
*eyes cart suspiciously* This looks a lot like the cart in that went into the river.
*cop pulls over the lot of you for posting in an endless rpg circle*
I swear officer I didn’t try and do any donuts!
I missed the start so I haven’t closed my loop.
Why us? Fuzzy’s the one doing donuts! Just look at his avatar!
I thought doing donuts through time in the TARDIS was acceptable. The Doctor does it all the time.
[2nd constable]
Mmm hmm. Did you realise your horses shoes are worn out?
Your front right oil lamp’s not working.
*shakes head grimly*
We’re going to need to see your horse and cart drivers license.
Fuzz, why are you ruining our fun? Thanks alot.
*goes to sulk in the corner*
Ummm… I left them in my other pants which are somewhere that isn’t here.
*Runs to another corner to get away from constables*
Here BFF have a cookie and some of the booze I stashed away for Judy. I’ve got plenty! Aikiwaza, jam, and hammykins can have some too.
*bumps into running aikiwaza*
*Oof!*
*gasp!!*
You’re from the future too!
You’ve got to help me!!
To be fair, the plot is lacking that special X factor.
It needs something… I don’t know quite what!
Ooh! A cookie!
*munches*
Now, where were we?
I’ll take a cookie, but I don’t think BondFan (or I) should have any booze.
Right… I can help. Um, ah, nope I can’t. I’ve been saved twice and can’t even tie my own shoes.
*looks down, notices a shoe is missing*
*said to myself*
What were we supposed to be doing in the first place? Who is this evil Jack T Ripper that appeared so briefly, and what is this X factor that has gone missing and why?
I don’t think it went missing so much as was never there.
I tried to include some “X”, but nobody noticed. I think we should bring it back.
Just awful. *kicks a stone that hits an ant, killing it*
*starts to fade away*
I think I just destroyed my own future…
*earth starts to shake*
Oh no! The Laws of Physics are being destroyed! AAAH!!
*runs around in circles*
I didn’t mean top shelf kind of X.
aikiwaza?
Your avatars fading…?
Everyone, back into the TARDIS! Let’s go back to our own time before its to late!!!
I dig.
When did you get that shovel?
What, this? Oh, I carry it around with me wherever I go. I’m an amateur archaelogist. Plus, it’s good for protection.
If you guys have broken the STC again…YOU’LL BE IN BIG TROUBLE WHEN YOU GET HOME!!!
*goes to get the toolkit*
STC? Qu’est-ce que c’est?
*ghostly voice*
Space Time Continuum
Please fix it so I can come back!
Hmm… should we go pick him up in the TARDIS or the Delorean?
I think we’ve messed with the TARDIS enough for one day.
DeLorean it is!
Nearly a quarter of all posts on for this fail are in this role playing game. No doubt it is fun for those doing it; I myself simply don’t find it entertaining.
.
When a role play exchange goes past a half dozen posts or so (and I count 69 here), to me it seems the sort of thing better suited to a chat room. There, those who enjoy it can have a good time, and those who don’t do not have to scroll through so many posts to find the types of posts they come here to read and respond to.
.
That’s only my opinion, and I don’t want to be an ass or to suggest that my tastes need to dictate anything to anybody. I’m just sharing the fact it makes it less attractive to some of us to spend time on FB, and I’m offering up this
comment in the form of a contribution…
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… just like the Polish boys, fuzz is supporting you in spirit.
In the first episode he had a grand daughter.
Nice shit. Nearly happend to me this winter when I was driftig at a big parking area. In the moment when I stopped for a cigarette the police came^^
hero.
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I have watched this clip several times now and I dont think the police person actually saw the donut. I think they flashed the lights because he scooted across several lanes and almost collided with the policeman or policewoman.
YES!!! We have a wiener!!!
BondFan, tell him what he’s won!
Okay.
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Since BodFan isn’t here now I’ll tell you instead. They’ve won…
*shuffles through notes* a free all expense paid trip…. no that can’t be it…
Oh I don’t know. BondFan, you need to write legibly and NUMBER the prizes.
Wow… this is what I get for not hitting the reply button right away when I finish the reply.
hahaha, you gotta be kidding me.
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good work mr police person! show offs are lame
This is in France, the last word is french
No this is from Finland, Mikkeli city. Last word is “kytät”, finnish slang word for “cops”.
In Finland.
This is actually from Finland.
The village of Mikkeli to be exact (I guess).
Actually it’s from Finland and the last word is in Finnish and means “cops”.
Huh, I didn’t knew that “Kytät” is french?
There seems to be a lot of these, “show off fails”
That was stupid. I don’t get it.
hahaha i saw someone do this the other day!
hahaha i saw almost the exact same thing the other day, epic fail!
twice
That was get it. I don’t stupid.
I think s/he switched things around on purpose.
what an ass
completely epic fail!
Hey. CLick it or ticket.
At least he barely missed the pedestrians.
This is from Helsinki – Rock city.. Capitol of Finland. Guy says at the end “kytät” which means cops.. just FYI
Lol, that’s actually shot in my hometown Mikkeli in Finland!
um i am speechless no wonder it is banned
What’s banned, donuts?
drift!!! o god the police!
ROTFL stupid kids. What do you want to bet he got a ticket! LOL
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He was probably just using mapquest directions…sometimes they tell you to do that.
What the hell was that sound (dundundundun) the car made after completing the doughnut?
I feel embarrassed. I used to work pit crew at a local race track…
Does anyone ever read this far down?
Not me!
Obviously fake
lol, tahts from Finland
I wonder if that car was tuned?
thats not a fail
awesome that douche got what was coming to him
In the end he says “cops!” in finnish… Nice timing XD
Did like to know how the police officers reacted when they saw this show-off xD
That’s from Finland. At the end the dude said kytät what means cops in finnish.
Is this from Winland??
I think he says “kytät” .. amd that’s Finnish!
Yah well something similar to this happened to my friend lol
LOL what a loser
this is in finland!! FINLAND WIN!!!
dumbass win
the car sounds awesome but when i saw the BMW got arrested, i fell off my chair ROFLING, then my dog jumped straight out of bed than started liking my face =D
got owned