If you look at it you’ll notice that opening the door would be a bit of a pain for the dog and closing it would surely kill it. Can’t see any other hazards though…
^ i cried laughing at that comment so true i looked at the picture and i was like oh god i feel for the dogs who actually got put in those things lol i can see the dogs head just snapping when the door shut and the owner just being like oh shit. lol
flogger- one of these days you will get over it. with therapy, medicine (lots and lots of medicine), and a good support network, you will get over the fact that I was first (first and last time most likely) and you were not. enjoy the path that you take on your way to that point.
You are inside a dark, small room.
You see a phone.
You try to get the phone, it is attached to the wall.
You start using the phone.
Don’t know what “Call BondFan4518″ is.
You start to feel hungry.
As you search through the room you find an apple.
You eat the apple.
You are not hungry anymore.
You notice a door made of neon.
You try to open it, it is locked.
Armed guards burst into the room.
Your only escape route is through that air vent.
What do you do?
A: ESCAPE
B: STAND THERE AND DO NOTHING
C: RUN AROUND WAVING YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR SHOUTING “DON’T SHOOT I’M A MOOMIN!”
You try to figure out where the Armed guards came from.
You cannot figure it out.
You make an angry face.
You look at Armed guard.
An Armed guard flees from terror.
An Armed guard draws a sword and attacks you for 10 damage.
Don’t know what “Attack Armed guard” is.
An Armed guard attacks you for 11 damage.
You are bleeding.
You punch an Armed guard.
An Armed guard is stunned!
You escape through the air vent.
You block your IP address from hackers trying to make you die.
You go north.
You are in an air vent. There is an exit to the north.
You go north and exit the air vent.
You see a control room. There is a distracted man watching a screen.
You start dancing.
The distracted man is not a distracted man anymore.
The man says “So, you managed to beat my guards and bypass my complex traps, but you still have to…”
You kick the man in the face.
The man dies.
You see a control panel, it is a map. You notice a room named “BondFan4518″.
You see through a window. You see a Kill. It looks angry.
You use a control panel.
You press a red button. The Kill is incinerated instantly.
You notice a red button below the “BondFan4518″ room.
You press the red button below the “BondFan4518″ room.
Nothing happens.
You see through a window. There is a pile of ashes.
Your eyes are closed involuntarily. After 10 seconds, you open your eyes again.
You see a frail-looking man. You read “My name is BondFan4518″ in his white shirt.
A helicopter hovers overhead.
A voice calls from the helicopter “Hah! You have only destroyed my double! You can never destroy me!
Armed guards approach, with guard dogs and armed vehicles.
You eat a rat in your pocket.
You feel a supernatural force.
You are thirsty.
You jump and drill through three thousand miles of earth, rocks and petrol.
You are in the surface. You see a blue helicopter.
You wait for something to happen, nothing happens.
You get some rocks from the ground.
You throw a rock at the blue helicopter. The rock hits a Pilot in the head. Pilot is stunned!
The helicopter starts to fall.
BondFan4815 is terrorized.
You hear screams as the helicopter plunges to the ground, bursting into flames on impact.
You see a charred figure struggle to stand up, and he croaks “you may have beaten me today, but you may never beat my-”
You kick him in the face.
A dancing frog appears.
He sings “Hello My Baby, Hello my darling, Hello my ragtime Gal”
You eat him.
You are bored.
You start drawing pictures in the sand
You giggle at the naughty picture you just drew
You eat the sign.
You are starting to hallucinate.
You call BondFan4518.
You say “DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN KEEP ME HERE FOREVER? I WILL DIE OF STARVATION, AND THEN I WILL NOT BE TRAPPED ANYMORE! HA! I WON!”
You see a barred window above you.
A bird appears and whispers a message to you through the bars.
Unfortunately, the window is three stories up and you cannot hear it.
The rat jumps out and kills everyone.
It turns on you.
You get in the helicopter.
You don’t know how to use a helicopter.
You move the gear stick forward hoping it will work like in the movies.
It doesn’t, you crash and burn.
Fail.
*****GAME OVER*****
*kicks arcade machine and hands controls back over to Zurdack*
Well, you just throw away the bag, you don’t need it anymore after the dog has had a stroke, and shit all over the bag. Nice way if you realy want to get rid of the dog.
I’ve seen this before somewhere – isn’t this an ad from the ’40s or ’50s? You know, the good old days, back before people knew what a lawsuit was, and pets were still treated as animals, not wittle babykins with his designer dog seat and matching collar…
Yes there is…
Just leave the damned dog at home in the back yard, at the bottom of the tree, barking itself hoarse, whilst I sit 25 feet above throwing acorns at it!!
Jam, don’t know if you’re around, but if you -clicky- , you will see what happens to Bob when he has too many Thin Mints.
(Not sure if I did this right…)
Skwerlly, you have evidently not played the Sonic games. jameshogg’s avatar is of Tails, Tails is Sonic the Hedgehog’s sidekick, hence Zurack’s demand of Sonic’s whereabouts.
Not only good for transporting your family dog — but in the event of a side impact, also contains that pesky gore splatter and makes a convenient body bag.
This fail seems to have disappeared from the failblog main page for the moment. Is that not odd? I reset my cookies and cache, but it isn’t there anymore. Curious indeed.
It’s really sad that–currently 64 comments in–that no one has taken into consideration how cars were built back into the ’40s & ’50s. This would have been no big deal in an era when there were very cars had seat belts & the ones that did were lap belts. Children (my dad included) rode up front on their mothers’ laps.
Back then, the outlook was that the bigger your car was, the safer it was. There were no crumple zones, no airbags, no anti-lock breaks, no power steering, no nothing.
You have obviously never been in a significant car crash, because they do a world of good.
My point was that people would not have considered such a placing of the dog on in a sack on the the running board any more dangerous than putting a luggage topper on the roof. Times were different then. Pets weren’t treated like children; they were treated like animals (which they are). Besides, running boards were much wider than what we find on the SUVs & trucks of today. There was plenty of room for all but the largest of dogs to lie or stand in relative comfort on that space. The only discomfort for the animal–apart from a collision, of course–would be in the case of bad weather or getting a little chilled from the wind when driving at speed.
Pets weren’t treated like children; they were treated like animals (which they are).
That’s like telling your adopted son he’s less important to you because he doesn’t share your genes. A-hole. Some animals are THAT important to people… best friends, children, guides. Humans are the cancer on Earth… not the other animals. (Did you forget that we Humans ARE animals, too?) Putting some poor creature in a sack, attached to a speeding vehicle, with no means of communication or escape is f-ing torture no matter what decade, Dylia.
The point was that these were the days when people didn’t worry about minor little things like “What if you’re in an accident?”
Actually, I think this one is a safety win by comparison with the maroons who let their dog run and jump around the inside of the car while they’re driving. Huge distraction, which makes an accident a lot more likely. And if/when one happens, Fido’s going through the windshield anyway – so everyone is more at-risk.
Back in the ’40s roads did not have curves, and with an average of a car per 1 million of population there were no accidents. In those years dogs were harder and rubber tubing was softer. Dog sack was a great solution for those families with more than 10 children.
Indeed.
Back in those days all dogs were the size of horses and made of solid iron,
no-one feared for their safety and quite right too.
All cars were made from stone blocks, they were at least as large as
submarines, dogs were strapped onto said cars
with leather straps and brass buckles. All children wore woollen
undergraments, it was all very, VERY SAFE.
Homer: “Dad, you shouldn’t say the dog’s dead when he’s not.”
Lisa: “It’s not fair to toy with people’s emotions like that.”
Grampa: “He is dead. I’ll get a shovel.”
Marge: “Well, he’s not dead, but he is awfully sick.”
Grampa:”Oh sure, the old man’s off his rocker. If Grampa says he’s dead he must be alive.”
Lisa: “He IS alive, he’s wagging his tail.”
Grampa: “That’s only nothing. Dogs wag their tails for hours after they die. I’m tired of this conversation. Let’s talk about something else. I’m going home.”
You forgot the the 45MPH speed limits and Dad always wore a hat and smoked a pipe as he drove with the window down. Driving fast enough to hurt the dog would make Dad’s Hat fly off or his pipe go out!
After the first three Mom [Mary] & Dad [Richard] had run out of name ideas!
So there was Junior [Dick] the oldest boy, Jane the oldest girl, Sally the little girl, Spot the dog, Puff the cat, and Hat the “surprise” unwanted child who always was out of the picture eating leaves and dirt.
Billy was the Fat Neighbor boy, nowadays he’s Skinny Black
Immigrant Boy. There’s also Hispanic, Asian, Disabled, and
Eskimo children. Dick and Jane hardly ever get to say anything
and Hat is in State Institutional Custody for setting fire to Puff.
I love looking at things like this. It makes me feel both nostalgic and proud that even if it doesn’t seem like it sometimes, we really have come a long way…
Yeah! It’s nearly impossible to find those Depression Era Cookbooks with their timely recipes for horse, dog, mule, muskrat, possum, sparrows and raccoon. We’ll just have to experiment to get the tastes right.
Finally, someone who uses logic. This is no more dangerous than letting your dog ride inside the car, and it saves you the trouble of the dog getting dirt in your car or scratching up the interior. Plus, and it is sad that I have to explain this to people, the running boards on cars back then weren’t anything like the tiny platforms on SUVs, they were about a foot wide and you could easily stand on them while the car was moving, meaning that any car getting close enough to damage the dog would also end up hurting the people inside. Why does everyone have to be a hippie nowadays and get upset over stupid things?
“Why does everyone have to be a hippie nowadays and get upset over stupid things?”
Easy they’re wimpy sheep who cannot think or fend for themselves. Government is their preferred answer to every problem. Anything they don’t like or don’t seem to understand is “wrong” or “should be against the law!” Say goodbye to Freedom; the fools, idiots and the uniformed are in the majority. It won’t be long until the ending begins.
Its a great way to mount rabid attack dogs on your vehicle.
The last thing you want is to have a rabid dog in the vehicle with you.
If some pedestrian, bicyclist, or hobo gets in your way, just hit the button and loose the hounds. A well equipped vehicle should have at least four mounted on it.
No, the continuum’s fine, it’s just that he’s so matter-of-fact about pretending he doesn’t see the fail every time, it’s believable if you haven’t seen him before, and it’s pretty funny. Makes me want to learn some Polish.
The hand that mock’d them held some chocolate puting.
And on his ‘usless’ pedestal did these words appear:
“My name is Oszustam, dilly’s favorite troll:
Look on my pictures, ye Mighty, and my rear.”
I haven’t read all the 200+ comments, so perhaps someone has already made this observation. But isn’t the dog going to suffer a severe concussion or perhaps a bad case of broken-neck once the driver opens his door?
Umm I think I added it about two weeks ago. Thought it added a little extra. I am adding stuff pretty much every day. I am working on multiplayer part now. As soon as it is done we are battling!
“I haven’t read other people’s comments because there are too many, but I still want to add a comment that is useless since somebody already said what I’m going to say and I also expect people to read my comment even though I don’t read theirs”.
People like you are the reason message boards are a complete havoc! You should be ashamed! Don’t post again until you’ve read all the comments on this website!
Those things actually work well. We don’t use one on our dog, he gets the backseat, but my retarded younger brother, he has to stay outside drools and yells too much and he fits in perfectly. Little bastard looks forward to it!
WAKE again, Teutonic Father-ages,
Speak again, beloved primeval creeds;
Flash ancestral spirit from your pages,
Wake the greedy age to noble deeds.
Ye who built the churches where we worship,
Ye who framed the laws by which we move,
Fathers, long belied, and long forsaken,
Oh, forgive the children of your love!
There will we find laws which shall interpret,
Through the simpler past, existing life;
Delving up from mines and fairy caverns
Charmed blades to cut the age’s strife.
I love this sack. I had a really stupid dog and traveling with it was worse than inquisition. Now I have this sack and, unfortunatly, the third dog… I know it is sad, but I am not a mass of bruise.
i hope no one was dumb enough to buy that… and anyone who uses it suffers! and the people who invented it suffer! muhahaha *disappears in a puff of smoke*
I’m sure this joke has been made already but I don’t feel like reading through all these comments…
The funniest part to me is the part labeled “grommets.” This kinda does look like something Wallace would invent to put Gromit in, in case of trying to catch a zombie rabbit or the like.
This looks like an early, outdoor version of an airbag, doesn’t it? I mean, it sort of might work . . . bit messy, and the idea of air slowly collapsing is naff, but on the other hand, there’s no explosive inside the car, and let’s remember everyone used to smoke in those days.
This is a grand idea! Gets your dog from point A to point B, and then when you reach your destination…your dog gets decapitated, fun for the WHOLE family!
…And while exiting the car, you also get the enjoyment of smacking your dog in the head with the car door, that is if you haven all ready beheaded him shutting the door the first time.
Rather nice blog you’ve got here. Thanks for it. I like such topics and anything that is connected to this matter. I would like to read a bit more on that blog soon.
Now your animal gets fresh air…and gets hit by a truck.
And then you have a new paint job!
And th strays will be to scared to stalk around you’re house at night
*donates an “e” to Egg_Head*
Shouldn’t that dog be wearing eye protection?
*notices belatedly that Egg already has an extra and takes “e” back*
And I’ll take that apostrophe too, if you’re not using it.
You can donate an ‘o’ if you’d like.
I’m running a little lw on ‘o’s at the mment. I must cnserve.
We have an abundance ooooooooof O’s, if you want to coooooome by with a basket and cooooooooolect soooooooome.
I want t trade an “o” for a “l”.
Deal?
give me all ur Letters NOW!! I dont wana hurt no body..I just want da goddamn letters………..
Damn, when did cows get so aggressive?
Ever since the BSE epidemic, they never did calm down.
click, clack, moo.
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I’d be mad, too, if I had a plastic car on my head.
You have stimulated me.
If you look at it you’ll notice that opening the door would be a bit of a pain for the dog and closing it would surely kill it. Can’t see any other hazards though…
Logic suggests Mad Cow Disease.
… wtf?
To what?
And I don’t think Gromit would like this one bit.
It could get hit by a car passing by, it needs goggles so nothing gets in its eye, etc.
i love reading these comments… you guys/gals are hilarious
^ i cried laughing at that comment so true i looked at the picture and i was like oh god i feel for the dogs who actually got put in those things lol i can see the dogs head just snapping when the door shut and the owner just being like oh shit. lol
Btw, the dog goggles are called doggles.
(u see wat i did thar?)
Your failing, because you you can’t get you’re grammar right.
Oops. one “you” is missing.
“because you you you can’t get you’re grammer right”?
Write!
“your failing” as opposed to “his failing”.
“You’re” failing because YOU YOU YOU can’t spell and THAT is your
failing
u is so overrated >:
pot kettle black fail
LOL a double fail… you you, and two mistakes of your vs. you’re
What are you talking about, this dog looks happy!
i bet PETA loved this.
i guess their idea would be to have the animals inside and the people dragged behind with chains.
Taking you dog for a walk in Sandringham, you take him by car, and you end up dragging it’s bloody remains past Prince Charles!
And there I thought those sacks were only for kids…
WIN!
first!
I’m the winner!
clearly…
..not.
seriously.
this is…
and a bit…
..weird..
..also strange…
…and yet somehow…
…Combo broken.
…combos are never broken,
some are just interrupted by…
…newbies who don’t understand the concept of…
…or indeed the significance of…
…the Internets according to…
james.
damnit now it’s really dead!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! Oh,wait, the, combo’s, already, broken,?
It, was, before, you, commented, with, way, too, many, commas.
the combo is back…
…stronger than ever…
…and it wants revenge…
…on whap…
C,o,m,b,o, b,r,e,a,k,e,d,
…and on Seriously…
but don’t forget…
That it is never really…
…over until…
…everyone runs…
…out of things to say.
How many times do I have to kill you?!
Until I run out of ideas for another Alien movie.
…someone says, or…
10. That’s my guess.
…someone writes an emoticon
and…
I am not that type of alien. I am of the short green variety.
someone decides to
Aliens are grey, not green.
…the fat lady…
Well this alien happens to be green. There are different colored people, so why can’t there be different colored aliens?
The Claw will take you to a better place?
…the fat lady sings…
….that one sweet sweet lullaby….
♪ And then you’re in the man from Mars.
You go out at night eating cars.
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too.
Mercurys and Salukis in a bag. ♪
… the combobreaker comes.
The fat lady sings…
…the fat lady sings, or…
…the fat lady sings, about…
… the fat lady …
…got a tapeworm…
…and it grew…
…and grew…
…I come along and…
…until one day…
I break the Combo here.
….nobody replies..
… one day TJ happened to be walking by when the tape worm exploded out of the (once) fat lady, in search of a new host…
I say so.. ‘et voila’
…it sang “Hello My Baby, Hello My Darling”…
da fat lady(‘)s sung.
da fat ladys sung.
…wordpress eats the comment string…
…my mother….
…was a saint…
…it wants to be…
…Louis native…
…it wants to end…
… but when they found out about me,
they expelled her from the convent.
…there was a joke about penguins in there…
…The fat lady squats over my chest and…
… buttsex
… and live happily ever after in The End.
the fat lady…
…now.
…the fat lady sings.
…you fart…
…the fat lady…
… we say it is…
the fat lady sings.
…the fat lady sing at…
…the fat…
its over.
… i say so, because….
It is.
some touches themselves in…
… your mama…
…we get too lazy to reply…
Now
URGENT NOTICE:COMBO BROKEN
…the servers crash…
…the fat lady sings a…
… the fat lady sings a…
*sings*
…The fat lady…
broken, but its always….
over.
…over.
over. (…wait a minute…dammit!!!)
…..Salad…
Wait, that can’t be right.
…going to happen because…
BROKEN!!!!
Broken so…
…Over until…
…broken or…
over, but goes on for…
……over, just…..
…Broken, and will….
…eaten by…
…broken and will always…
owned by anyone, it only needs….
…broken, because…
broken, as long as…
broken, only…
Congratulations! Your Dog Transportation Sack will be mailed to you within four to six weeks!
WHAT? I have to put the dog IN the car for four to six weeks?! That’s it, I’m just going to kill it myself.
You are the loser
of Eurovision
*You are! You are!*
*You are! You are!*
You are the loser
of Eurovision
*You are! You are!*
Yeeeeeaaaah
So you gotta spit *SPIT* , spit *SPIT*, spit on this loser
spit *SPIT* , spit *SPIT* on this loser
whoaaaaaa…..
*bald guy begins crazy dance*
Ah, love the old times.
What tune are you setting those lyrics to?
Kinda looks catchy
Just a guess: Mozart’s Symphony No. 40 in G minor.
No, it’s “More than a Feeling”, clearly.
pumpkins have feelings too people.
Can you get arrested for feeling two people?
Only if you didn’t say “Please, Please”.
Not if you “take care” of them.
That’s a nice story with a happy ending.
flogger- one of these days you will get over it. with therapy, medicine (lots and lots of medicine), and a good support network, you will get over the fact that I was first (first and last time most likely) and you were not. enjoy the path that you take on your way to that point.
Muglyrak3r– i swear, i wish you knew how to quit me.
third you loose
…and you’re a goose.
tied to a noose
in a speeding caboose
attached to a moose
Chocolate Mousse?
Though it’s a loose noose.
with guest hangman Zeus
Fried with a moose.
and fried with a moose
aboard a caboose.
aboard a caboose.
who doesent realize you can’t rhyme Goose with Loose
Mr. Safety?
LOL FIRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
This finally proves trolls are snakes.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSucks to be them?
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSure does!
Are you cccccccccccccccccchure he is a snake?
posssssssssitive
I didn’t know that “ch” could be used as a replacement for “s” freely.
I churly will begin to use this.
You chpelled thich wrong.
Your accent is so sexy.
Correction: chexy.
No, I have no accent. I live in the Midwest – we speak TV English here.
you mean chexy
But is also frowned upon.
It also has the pedophiles that another person wants to join the club.
^but you are not!
Lou, did you misplaced your denture again? Last time SB sat on it and I don’t even want to remember what happened afterwards.
Darn! I meant misplace!
*sigh*
What’s in the bukkit today?
On second thought, I don’t want to know…
*Kersplotch!*
Sweet Buddha!! Is that even legal?!?
Due to rule 34, you must NEVER SPEAK OF WHAT’S IN THERE AGAIN.
Wow, I can actually HEAR Dragon’s Parseltongue comment.
MARCO!
POLO!
*makes witty comment about sibilants and Parseltongue*
Yay! POLO POLO POLO!! Toothiness!
Zzzzzzzz
*wakes up*
Hello Dilly and Dragon!
*NUZZLETOUCHSMOOCH!*
You weren’t waiting for little ol’ me, were you?
I was working on a project until a little while ago. I’m glad I stayed up a bit longer, though.
CUDDLEHUGS!
**^
*climbs into the four-poster and curls up in your arms*
would this work on SUV?
Ask Mitt Romney. I think he used one.
does he know if it works on kids too?
If it would work on Law and Order:SVU, it would absolutely work on kids.
Mitt Romney WISHES he used one, that way he wouldn’t have to had cleaned all the shit and piss off the roof of his car.
Piss and shit.
You really use strong language.
aja?:shock:
This kind of shit language is pissing me off.
I am really f*cking angry now. Why use such f*cking bad language?
I’m sorry.
I didn’t mean… It seems vulgar
or something, I know.
If I were his roof, I’d be more pissed off if he *didn’t* clean all the shit.
If you were his roof, would you be sentient?
Smart car?
Intelligent design?
Sure, works on my motorcycle
MonsterJam… xD
Brobdingnagian pectin… : Þ
He’s thick AND gullible.
You’re sweet AND swift….
PRESERVES IT IN!
LOL. This lol brought to you by loljam, graphs about cats.
“keeps hope preserved*
lol Mrs. Bates
…is a saint…
…whistling in the dark…
sideswipped
Yeah, I’m not a fan of the WetJet either.
OMG im 12th!!!!! look at me i’m a blind troll that can’t do anything in life!!!1!
Yes, I know, it’s pretty obvious, but thanks for reminding me!
Sorry, i just had to say that… the troll plague has taken over my mind
Heh, no problem, it happens to most anti-troll people. Now you just have to DIE DIEIDI IDLOLOLOLO LONOOOB NOOOB NOOBO NOOBL LLOL!O!L!O!L!OL FAILZ!
*whisks Zurack into nuclear bunker three thousand miles below the earth’s surface*
Zurack, you may communicate with us with the phone in the bunker.
You are inside a dark, small room.
You see a phone.
You try to get the phone, it is attached to the wall.
You start using the phone.
Don’t know what “Call BondFan4518″ is.
You start to feel hungry.
> SAY WORD
You say “Word”. Congratulations.
BondFan4518 does not understand message and slams down phone, muttering “darn prank – callers”.
As you search through the room you find an apple.
You eat the apple.
You are not hungry anymore.
You notice a door made of neon.
You try to open it, it is locked.
You notice a key in your front pocket.
Get which key?
You get the key in your front pocket.
You use the key in the door.
The door is unlocked!
Alarms sound.
Armed guards are on their way.
What do you do?
A: RUN
B: RUN
C: RUN
You open the door.
You hear an alarm, you try to run, but the way is blocked, there is a wall of earth and rocks in the way. You remember that you are under the ground.
Armed guards burst into the room.
Your only escape route is through that air vent.
What do you do?
A: ESCAPE
B: STAND THERE AND DO NOTHING
C: RUN AROUND WAVING YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR SHOUTING “DON’T SHOOT I’M A MOOMIN!”
>GET GUARD
You try to figure out where the Armed guards came from.
You cannot figure it out.
You make an angry face.
You look at Armed guard.
An Armed guard flees from terror.
An Armed guard draws a sword and attacks you for 10 damage.
Don’t know what “Attack Armed guard” is.
An Armed guard attacks you for 11 damage.
You are bleeding.
You punch an Armed guard.
An Armed guard is stunned!
You escape through the air vent.
You are in an air vent.
You try to get a guard. There is not such a thing here.
You are in an air vent facing 43 degrees east.
You feel a slight draft.
A rat is gnawing on your leg.
>GET RAT
You collected a rat.
You load the game.
You are in an air vent.
There is an exit to the north.
You block your IP address from hackers trying to make you die.
You go north.
You are in an air vent. There is an exit to the north.
You go north and exit the air vent.
You see a control room. There is a distracted man watching a screen.
>Beat Man
You start dancing.
The distracted man is not a distracted man anymore.
The man says “So, you managed to beat my guards and bypass my complex traps, but you still have to…”
You kick the man in the face.
The man dies.
You see a control panel, it is a map. You notice a room named “BondFan4518″.
It is a room with a view. The view to a kill.
You approach the room.
You open the door.
You enter the room just as you see a figure whisk away in an elevator, shouting “So long, my moomin friend!”
Let’s dance into the fire!
You see through a window. You see a Kill. It looks angry.
You use a control panel.
You press a red button. The Kill is incinerated instantly.
You notice a red button below the “BondFan4518″ room.
You press the red button below the “BondFan4518″ room.
Nothing happens.
You see through a window. There is a pile of ashes.
Your eyes are closed involuntarily. After 10 seconds, you open your eyes again.
You see a frail-looking man. You read “My name is BondFan4518″ in his white shirt.
A helicopter hovers overhead.
A voice calls from the helicopter “Hah! You have only destroyed my double! You can never destroy me!
Armed guards approach, with guard dogs and armed vehicles.
>USE RAT
The rat runs away.
You eat a rat in your pocket.
You feel a supernatural force.
You are thirsty.
You jump and drill through three thousand miles of earth, rocks and petrol.
You are in the surface. You see a blue helicopter.
You wait for something to happen, nothing happens.
You get some rocks from the ground.
You throw a rock at the blue helicopter. The rock hits a Pilot in the head. Pilot is stunned!
The helicopter starts to fall.
BondFan4815 is terrorized.
You hear screams as the helicopter plunges to the ground, bursting into flames on impact.
You see a charred figure struggle to stand up, and he croaks “you may have beaten me today, but you may never beat my-”
You kick him in the face.
BondFan4815 dies.
You are in a totally desert desert.
You save the game.
You wait.
A dancing frog appears.
He sings “Hello My Baby, Hello my darling, Hello my ragtime Gal”
You eat him.
You are bored.
You start drawing pictures in the sand
You giggle at the naughty picture you just drew
You finished the game.
You failed to blow up the secret base.
Score: 47/100 Try playing again to discover the 10 different endings!
And stay tuned for Fail Adventure 2!
Achievements: 2/10
1 – ???
2 – ???
3 – ???
4 – ???
5 – ???
6 – ???
7 – Become a superhero.
8 – ???
9 – Eat the dancing frog.
10 – ???
You are in the bunker.
There is a phone with “Call BondFan4518 and tell him you’re hungry” written on a sign next to it.
You eat the sign.
You are starting to hallucinate.
You call BondFan4518.
You say “DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN KEEP ME HERE FOREVER? I WILL DIE OF STARVATION, AND THEN I WILL NOT BE TRAPPED ANYMORE! HA! I WON!”
You hear a “ping!” as an elevator arrives.
Ten armed guards step out of elevator.
You wonder why you didn’t notice the elevator before.
You say “Say away from me! I will ki… kil…” You collapse and faint.
You wake up strapped to a table.
You are in a laboratory.
A mad scientist cackles as a scary looking machine thing looms over you.
You try to say something, but you are too weak to form a word.
You try to move your arms and legs, you are defenseless.
BondFan4518 appears
He says: Zo, mein Moomin freund, ve meet again. Now you cannot escape mein viendish trap! AHAAAAHAHAHAHHA!
You say “B-Bond… Fan… Bastard…”
You try to break free, but to no avail.
Suddenly, the A-team burst through the wall.
Mr. T breaks the straps, picks you up, while punching several guards and BondFan4518
You escape the lab
You see a barred window above you.
A bird appears and whispers a message to you through the bars.
Unfortunately, the window is three stories up and you cannot hear it.
>GET ROOM
It’s a Choose Your Own Text Adventure Exquisite Corpse!
Yeah, as in, choose a dead horse and beat it over 9000.
They can put that horse in a sack and let traffic beat it?
Well yeah, with their 2009 Viper horse powers.
Sssssssssssssecretrariat
The rat jumps out and kills everyone.
It turns on you.
You get in the helicopter.
You don’t know how to use a helicopter.
You move the gear stick forward hoping it will work like in the movies.
It doesn’t, you crash and burn.
Fail.
*****GAME OVER*****
*kicks arcade machine and hands controls back over to Zurdack*
It really should have another hole for when the dog is shitting with fear.
Yeah but then you’d have to backtrack and scoop it up. The bag does make cleanup so much easier.
haha, wow, I hadn’t even thought of either of these scenarios… they made me laugh almost as much as the advert’ itself
I disagree. Trying to clean the dog up after being in a poo filled sack does not sound easy.
Well, you just throw away the bag, you don’t need it anymore after the dog has had a stroke, and shit all over the bag. Nice way if you realy want to get rid of the dog.
It’s called a carwash.
They make a different bag for that.
But it does sound like a standard weekend at the bar.
I’ve seen this before somewhere – isn’t this an ad from the ’40s or ’50s? You know, the good old days, back before people knew what a lawsuit was, and pets were still treated as animals, not wittle babykins with his designer dog seat and matching collar…
I’m pretty sure there’s a happy medium between how Paris Hilton et al treat their dogs and this.
Yes there is…
Just leave the damned dog at home in the back yard, at the bottom of the tree, barking itself hoarse, whilst I sit 25 feet above throwing acorns at it!!
Jam, don’t know if you’re around, but if you -clicky- , you will see what happens to Bob when he has too many Thin Mints.
(Not sure if I did this right…)
Psycho skwerl huh?
*Throws out thin mints*
I dunno, that car looks like a 2009 Viper to me.
warning: at high speeds, your dog’s body will go like *SQASH* in between the sides.
I don’t know about you, but I thought it was widely recognized that the onomatopoeia of the act of being squished was “SQUASH” not “SQASH”
Well, I’m sorry my U does not feel like showing itself today… I had to beg it just to be typed in this sentence.
Mckrak3r have feelings too people
just ask some pmpkins
NO U
NO DH
DH LAWRENCE
i can has TEH LAWRENCE OF ARABIA?
IS IT NIGHT, Scheherazade?
They made this after their first model for children failed to generate good publicity.
awesome name
Ave
Et tu, Whap?
’tis a week till the Ides of March. BEWARE THEM!!!
Why, what could possibly go wrong?
et tu brute?
Way to take a stab at it.
[sotto voce] Ave Speranza, plena gratia…
Driving me wilde, again.
Here’s a “T” BFF.
I’ll have to check the Maritime Forecast again, but Higher Tides aren’t expected around here.
*SQTM*
*hands tissue to Aja*
Bless you.
or crushed by a guard rail…
That dog’s been sleepwalking ever since.
It’s also where he got his affixation for running into walls.
“I do not think that word means what you think it means.”
Prepare to die.
Inspired by Batman and Robin no doubt!
OMG LOOK IT’S TAILS WHERE IS SONIC?
wtf that mean in English?
Skwerlly, you have evidently not played the Sonic games. jameshogg’s avatar is of Tails, Tails is Sonic the Hedgehog’s sidekick, hence Zurack’s demand of Sonic’s whereabouts.
Tails is over 9000 times as awesome as Sonic.
Which is why I always play as him insted of Sonic. He is the ONLY character that can fly with his tail like that.
But Tails is always the “easy” mode, it’s just a dumbed-down version of the “real” Sonic game!
Shut it! Tails>everything
Knuckles can kick Tails’ ass! Hands down! Knuckles is way cooler the other characters! Even Metal Sonic!
Knuckles is the most annoying character of the entire Sonic franchise!
I like Tails, but he’s just not fun to play.
Duh – Tails is a fox! Of course he’s awesome.
win.
ummm, sorry, I have a life and uh, well………
Hey! I am not a no-lifer!
You clearly do have a life, otherwise you’d be dead.
HENCE THE WORD ‘LIFE’!
Guy above you = Epic Fail.
That also goes for the 80% internet users who claim this contradiction to be true for 100% of people who use the internet.
^ hence the words ‘pro-choice movement’s poster child’ ^
*COUGH*buzzkill*COUGH*
Meh, 90% of statistics are made up.
Your avatar = FIAL
Um, acorns and Nesting fail:)
And running into walls…
I think the more interesting thing about this is that the driver is white. I thought we got over white-supremacy.
^thinking too much into the illustration win.
“Failure to recognize how old the ad is” win is more like it.
It was a joke brah — I mean sista.
Color him in?
Your avatar is kind of nazist…
Joe Goebbels?
George W. Bush?
He wouldn’t be capable of using this item properly. He’d just tie the dog to the top of Air Force One.
NOOO! poor barney….
Klaus Barbie and Ken?
Fox News?
That’s fairly balanced of you.
yeah, not my choice…
Try going to gravatar.com, and changing your avatar there.
SIDESWIPPED T BONED DRIVE BY BITING
Ugh, I hate that song. Rap has really gone downhill.
You mean it’s even worse than when it started?
Unfortunately, yes…
Yes it is…
Ah .. Good Old Times ….
i actually transport my son like that.
that want him in my car
Not only good for transporting your family dog — but in the event of a side impact, also contains that pesky gore splatter and makes a convenient body bag.
lol open the door
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can not do that.
*throws bone into air*
.
nice one, BondFan
This fail seems to have disappeared from the failblog main page for the moment. Is that not odd? I reset my cookies and cache, but it isn’t there anymore. Curious indeed.
It’s a trap! They trapped us inside here! Heeelp!
Admiral Zurackbar?
And now it’s back up. It must have been a brief glitch in the continuum. No worries. Are you related to Mikey D by any chance Zurack?
Mikey D is my evil twin brother, he is just a moustacheless white blob!
“Suspect is hatless, I repeat: hatless.”
Do you mean, Hatless?
…reports are coming in that Mikey D, the notorious doppelganger of Zurack, has been apprehended and is currently on trial.
Dammit, you finally sussed I was the evil twin causing havoc with my time-meddling capabilities. Unhappy day
Hateless!
Moomins are very nice.
If you have an accident with that……
…you will have to fix your car…
… the whole dog. What should I do?
Curb your dog! $300 fine!
And if it still ain’t fixed, neuter it!
Says bob BARKer.
If you walked around naked all day, all you’d think about is sex too…
especially when the price is right.
Are you watching me through the open blinds?!
The furs time ever I saw your face
I felt the earth move in my pause
..it’ll be time to buy a new puppy.
I’m just leasing mine.
Who said it was an accident? I’ve been wanting to shut that damn mutt up for years.
You’re right! He’d need at least 3 more to ensure full protection in those pre-air bag days!
Four-strung dog techique?
for a really cold night on the road
late
but sincere
“puppy go bye bye”
what if my car doesnt have a runningboard? Or is that why we have a trunk now?
Elephants used to come with runningboards too.
And the G.O.P. elephants came with running dogs.
It’s really sad that–currently 64 comments in–that no one has taken into consideration how cars were built back into the ’40s & ’50s. This would have been no big deal in an era when there were very cars had seat belts & the ones that did were lap belts. Children (my dad included) rode up front on their mothers’ laps.
Back then, the outlook was that the bigger your car was, the safer it was. There were no crumple zones, no airbags, no anti-lock breaks, no power steering, no nothing.
No shit?
No, rly?
Ya, rly!
Rly, rly?
Srsly!
No, srsly?
verily, there were very cars.
And it was good.
And this is related to having a dog riding outside your car how?
Also, none of those things improve safety so whatever.
You have obviously never been in a significant car crash, because they do a world of good.
My point was that people would not have considered such a placing of the dog on in a sack on the the running board any more dangerous than putting a luggage topper on the roof. Times were different then. Pets weren’t treated like children; they were treated like animals (which they are). Besides, running boards were much wider than what we find on the SUVs & trucks of today. There was plenty of room for all but the largest of dogs to lie or stand in relative comfort on that space. The only discomfort for the animal–apart from a collision, of course–would be in the case of bad weather or getting a little chilled from the wind when driving at speed.
What if the doggy needed to #1 or #2?
Oh, there’s a request form for them to fill out in advance. Problem solved.
It’s the #5 you need to worry about.
Pets weren’t treated like children; they were treated like animals (which they are).
That’s like telling your adopted son he’s less important to you because he doesn’t share your genes. A-hole. Some animals are THAT important to people… best friends, children, guides. Humans are the cancer on Earth… not the other animals. (Did you forget that we Humans ARE animals, too?) Putting some poor creature in a sack, attached to a speeding vehicle, with no means of communication or escape is f-ing torture no matter what decade, Dylia.
The point was that these were the days when people didn’t worry about minor little things like “What if you’re in an accident?”
Actually, I think this one is a safety win by comparison with the maroons who let their dog run and jump around the inside of the car while they’re driving. Huge distraction, which makes an accident a lot more likely. And if/when one happens, Fido’s going through the windshield anyway – so everyone is more at-risk.
I let mine sit on my lap and drive.
(“something about someone’s girlfriend”)
No, that’s the backseat or the gearshift.
You let the backseat sit on your lap while you drive?
No, dilettante lets someone’s girlfriend sit on either the backseat or the gearshift while driving.
Back in the ’40s roads did not have curves, and with an average of a car per 1 million of population there were no accidents. In those years dogs were harder and rubber tubing was softer. Dog sack was a great solution for those families with more than 10 children.
Indeed.
Back in those days all dogs were the size of horses and made of solid iron,
no-one feared for their safety and quite right too.
All cars were made from stone blocks, they were at least as large as
submarines, dogs were strapped onto said cars
with leather straps and brass buckles. All children wore woollen
undergraments, it was all very, VERY SAFE.
I feel like I’m listening to Abe Simpson.
S’all true, I saw a documentary.
Grampa: “Hey, the dog’s dead.”
Bart: “Grampa, he’s not dead.”
Homer: “Dad, you shouldn’t say the dog’s dead when he’s not.”
Lisa: “It’s not fair to toy with people’s emotions like that.”
Grampa: “He is dead. I’ll get a shovel.”
Marge: “Well, he’s not dead, but he is awfully sick.”
Grampa:”Oh sure, the old man’s off his rocker. If Grampa says he’s dead he must be alive.”
Lisa: “He IS alive, he’s wagging his tail.”
Grampa: “That’s only nothing. Dogs wag their tails for hours after they die. I’m tired of this conversation. Let’s talk about something else. I’m going home.”
tl;bria
Be Right in Alcatraz?
Too lucky; Bring rabbit paws
Briar rabbit?
You forgot the the 45MPH speed limits and Dad always wore a hat and smoked a pipe as he drove with the window down. Driving fast enough to hurt the dog would make Dad’s Hat fly off or his pipe go out!
I like that Hat was important enough to capitalize.
You forgot to mention that the wind could ruffle Mom’s Apron, and/or that
driving too quickly might have made little Billy drop his Slinky.
*tries to think why Billy had his Slinky in the car*
*can’t think*
*Mom told him to leave it at home, for Gosh sakes!*
*is also wondering why Shirley Temple is in the same car*
She’s a stand in for the dog, incase of a dog/truck incedent.
*kersplortch*
i, not e.
Except after c.
LOL – I initially read it with the letters ‘c’ and ‘d’ transposed and wondered how one achieved such a state.
Who is Hat?
Hat is the 4th child.
After the first three Mom [Mary] & Dad [Richard] had run out of name ideas!
So there was Junior [Dick] the oldest boy, Jane the oldest girl, Sally the little girl, Spot the dog, Puff the cat, and Hat the “surprise” unwanted child who always was out of the picture eating leaves and dirt.
*comforts poor, forgotten little Billy, the Slinky owner*
Billy was the Fat Neighbor boy, nowadays he’s Skinny Black
Immigrant Boy. There’s also Hispanic, Asian, Disabled, and
Eskimo children. Dick and Jane hardly ever get to say anything
and Hat is in State Institutional Custody for setting fire to Puff.
I, think, you, mean, Puff, t,h,e, m,a,g,i,c, d,r,a,g,o,n
Lived by the comma?
The bigger your dog was the safer your car was?
The more crumpled your dog was the safer your children were in the front?
The safer your lap was the more very your car was?
Em.
Sorry.
*lies down in darkened room*
You lost me at ‘outlook’.
Dylia lost me at ‘It’s’
I know, thank god I have a Mac.
Ya. But it could really scritch up yer paint job a good one….. Try to beat a four-dog night for safety, Ralph Nader!!!
that is a great way to kill your dog!!!
Is it cheaper than the cyanide capsules I ordered online?
Yes, so is a river and a cinder block.
I dunno, I’m trying to set up a “locked room” murder mystery…
Go buy a bag of mushrooms and film someone masturbating. The only proven way to kill dogs.
Didn’t work last night, I still have two dogs.
But all my mushrooms have died
Good thing I got some amateur porn out of it.
I love looking at things like this. It makes me feel both nostalgic and proud that even if it doesn’t seem like it sometimes, we really have come a long way…
“we really have come a long way…”
Yeah! It’s nearly impossible to find those Depression Era Cookbooks with their timely recipes for horse, dog, mule, muskrat, possum, sparrows and raccoon. We’ll just have to experiment to get the tastes right.
Oh, I think there’ll be a resurgence of those books pretty soon.
Wouldn’t this basically… Puree` your dog if you get into an accident?
It would put him in a grave.
puree in a dog ciao?
melammina accenti?
Pured dog ciao with grave-y included.
Nicely done!
Why is that a fail? Its actually a great idea.
Finally, someone who uses logic. This is no more dangerous than letting your dog ride inside the car, and it saves you the trouble of the dog getting dirt in your car or scratching up the interior. Plus, and it is sad that I have to explain this to people, the running boards on cars back then weren’t anything like the tiny platforms on SUVs, they were about a foot wide and you could easily stand on them while the car was moving, meaning that any car getting close enough to damage the dog would also end up hurting the people inside. Why does everyone have to be a hippie nowadays and get upset over stupid things?
“Why does everyone have to be a hippie nowadays and get upset over stupid things?”
Easy they’re wimpy sheep who cannot think or fend for themselves. Government is their preferred answer to every problem. Anything they don’t like or don’t seem to understand is “wrong” or “should be against the law!” Say goodbye to Freedom; the fools, idiots and the uniformed are in the majority. It won’t be long until the ending begins.
Hey, I’m offended by that comment. I’m going to sue you now because of it. Mean comments are just wrong, they should be against the law!
Finally!
A couple people around here who actually have brains!
I was really starting to think I was the only one.
Before you saying anything else, notice what will happen if the driver opens his door and the position of the dog’s head.
*snork*
Well, you have to knock the Rabid Attack Dog
unconscious before releasing it! Don’t Ya?
CUJO WILL GETCHA
then you’ll be curs’d
RRRRRRRRRRRRR
… what happenes if the driver CLOSES the door is even worse …
WIN!
Its a great way to mount rabid attack dogs on your vehicle.
The last thing you want is to have a rabid dog in the vehicle with you.
If some pedestrian, bicyclist, or hobo gets in your way, just hit the button and loose the hounds. A well equipped vehicle should have at least four mounted on it.
Win.XD
ill buy 12!
WHERE does one BUY Rabid Attack Dogs? The BOG needs a few to keep them Governmental EPA Types from Snoopin’ ’round tryin’ ta steal samples.
Belgium.
I thought that is where you got rabid attack waffles.
And the frite market economy?
You want to mount rabid attack dogs? It’s not even safe to mount raccoons, y’know…
lol … and best leave rabid coon hounds altogether out of the equation
Where does that red fern grow? *cries*
Well, I’ll be danged if that hound didn’t tree that ol’ coon right into a pickup truck up thar!
That kinda looks like a good idea, if you have a flat board on the bottom of the sack. Dog might shit it’self though if a simi goes by though…
I’d so buy that =O Now if I only had a car to put it on…
doggiebag
<3 literalist.
It seems a good idea
I hope nobody really did this. doggie’s legs would be all broken from smashing up and down on the running boards.
I don’t see the dog’s legs would be any more broken than the legs of a human standing passenger on a bus when sid bus was doing 60mph…
omg that is actually a good idea!
omg I hope you don’t have a dog and a car!
I think so too. Its safer than having them ride in the back of a truck.
Why a fail? It actually looks pretty useful. It can work.
You’re my favorite troll.
That’s a paradox in itself, ergo:
*universe implodes*
No, the continuum’s fine, it’s just that he’s so matter-of-fact about pretending he doesn’t see the fail every time, it’s believable if you haven’t seen him before, and it’s pretty funny. Makes me want to learn some Polish.
There’s always Google translator…
Did that bitch just insult me for pointing out the uslesness of puting that picture here?
If you call dilly a bitch one more time I’ll insult you such much you won’t even think about commenting here again.
I think you already scared him.
I don’t think so it won’t really matter
Any matter has an associated energy.
You left out a comma as well as a period. Your statement should read, “I don’t think, so it won’t really matter.”
<3
The hand that mock’d them held some chocolate puting.
And on his ‘usless’ pedestal did these words appear:
“My name is Oszustam, dilly’s favorite troll:
Look on my pictures, ye Mighty, and my rear.”
That link spells it out.
Like, LOL,!
It’s, a, great, idea,! And, I,,do,, have, a,,,,,,, dog,,,,,,,, and,,,,,,, a,,,,,, car…..,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
I hope you have a keyboard too!
W,h,a,t,’,s, a, k,e,y,b,o,a,r,d,?
Something you’re tormenting by typing with the most hideous English the world has ever seen since George W Bush last said something.
N,O, I,’M, N,O,T
This kind of behaviour will really fark up someone’s tag cloud
You’re doing this in semaphore, right?
I think it’s supposed to be sacrosciatic.
Iliac the ability to get this one…must be foramen only.
dick kick
Something you’re about to get if you don’t shut up now.
Can this be applied to humans too?
Why dont you try it out and tell us?
that is the worst idea for a product i’ve ever seen
Yes, yes it is.
How about “Twilight Saga”?
I haven’t read all the 200+ comments, so perhaps someone has already made this observation. But isn’t the dog going to suffer a severe concussion or perhaps a bad case of broken-neck once the driver opens his door?
Isssss that going to be a deal breaker for you?
It’s certainly a dog breaker.
(PS 55wpm. Am I being stupid or have you recently added the section that tells you what the text was from?)
Umm I think I added it about two weeks ago. Thought it added a little extra. I am adding stuff pretty much every day. I am working on multiplayer part now. As soon as it is done we are battling!
I like it, I had wondered what I was typing from before.
*slaps Jon with velvet glove*
I challenge you to a duel!
“I haven’t read other people’s comments because there are too many, but I still want to add a comment that is useless since somebody already said what I’m going to say and I also expect people to read my comment even though I don’t read theirs”.
People like you are the reason message boards are a complete havoc! You should be ashamed! Don’t post again until you’ve read all the comments on this website!
i don’t like dogs. this is a win
agreed. cats rule, dogs drool… and jump up at people scaring them
I don’t get cat people.
(Lqtm)
is not
YES! I just wish this thing was real so I could point and laugh at the dog’s expense. Man, that would be awesome.
I betcha it’ll work for the nine year old… Gotta figure out a way to roll up the windows, because he’s a little noisy…
Those things actually work well. We don’t use one on our dog, he gets the backseat, but my retarded younger brother, he has to stay outside drools and yells too much and he fits in perfectly. Little bastard looks forward to it!
A guy I know rides his dog around in the saddlebag of his motorcycle. Check the link for a pic.
I think my dog would LOVE this. I wonder if I can still find them.
Your dog will not love it once you’ve opened the driver side door and his head flies off (check the illustration for the position of the dog’s head).
I’m a little more concerned with what the driver is doing. It’s pretty clear he’s not looking at the road.
I noticed the danger of decapitation (to the dog) right away, but you’re right, what IS that guy doing? It could probably get him decapitated too…
Inevitable sideswipe fail!
Picture posted at 10:00 am, first comment 11:01 am?
Yeah, the West Coast’s Daylight Savings is really lax in execution.
DST confusion?
Spelling fail: it’s sewn not sewed.
The Watchdog is in position.
dadadadadadada *Watchdog* dadadadadadadada
*piff* *paff* watchdog beats the car that was nearly rushing into you.
dadadadadadada *Watchdog*
Hey, the first side impact air bag!
:0P
WAKE again, Teutonic Father-ages,
Speak again, beloved primeval creeds;
Flash ancestral spirit from your pages,
Wake the greedy age to noble deeds.
Ye who built the churches where we worship,
Ye who framed the laws by which we move,
Fathers, long belied, and long forsaken,
Oh, forgive the children of your love!
There will we find laws which shall interpret,
Through the simpler past, existing life;
Delving up from mines and fairy caverns
Charmed blades to cut the age’s strife.
Oookay.
These comments are always so un related. LOVE IT.
eu gostei
LOLWUT
I like how everyone is calling Zuraks picture a troll. its a MOOMIN people! Sheesh…
wow does someone ever need a squeeze
you give all us lurkers a bad name
Um, what?
My dog would hate me!
No, he loves you and hates your climate.
And when you slam the front door when giving your dog a ride for the first time… (guillotine, anyone?)
How is this a fail? The stinky dog stays outta the car like it should!
I see the fail. It says right on the description of the sack.. “Sewed.” It should say “sewn.”
Vintage Fail
the most humane way to get a roadkill
I love this sack. I had a really stupid dog and traveling with it was worse than inquisition. Now I have this sack and, unfortunatly, the third dog… I know it is sad, but I am not a mass of bruise.
According to the picture, u’ll decapitate the dog everytime u close the car door…
Other than the dog’s head being where the door opens, this is a win. Who want’s dog ass on your seat?
*shudder* Gross.
hanging from a caboose
When was this printed? Looked like someone learned the hard way more than 60 years ago.
i hope no one was dumb enough to buy that… and anyone who uses it suffers! and the people who invented it suffer! muhahaha *disappears in a puff of smoke*
Fail? more like Epic WIN
So this is what Sky Mall used to look like?
open the door
where is the fail?
How are you suppose to swing your car door open without whacking its head?
its a pippa garner cartoon from car & driver, you nitwits. its a fake product. OP fails.
I’m sure this joke has been made already but I don’t feel like reading through all these comments…
The funniest part to me is the part labeled “grommets.” This kinda does look like something Wallace would invent to put Gromit in, in case of trying to catch a zombie rabbit or the like.
hahahaha the dog would suffocate if the car was speeding on a highway
Not to be a failcrasher, but it looks like this is a MUCH older advertisement for something which clearly didn’t do so well anyways.
Any one up for a round of ‘Crack the Whippet?’
dog loving fail
is this thing on
This looks like an early, outdoor version of an airbag, doesn’t it? I mean, it sort of might work . . . bit messy, and the idea of air slowly collapsing is naff, but on the other hand, there’s no explosive inside the car, and let’s remember everyone used to smoke in those days.
this is just cruel! animal abuse!!
There is a double Fail in this one. Notice it says “Hole for Head” on the bag by the front tire.
This is a grand idea! Gets your dog from point A to point B, and then when you reach your destination…your dog gets decapitated, fun for the WHOLE family!
…And while exiting the car, you also get the enjoyment of smacking your dog in the head with the car door, that is if you haven all ready beheaded him shutting the door the first time.
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are they on ebay?
Hahaha, I’d totally use this.
Anyone knows if this product comes in “Mother In Law” Sizes???
Thank goodness it as “soft rubber tubing” to prevent the car’s precious finish from getting marred. What about the poor dog getting marred?
it’s a joke right? The people who wrote that weren’t seriously thinking this could work?
I want all the Z’s
look at all these racist people.
how the hell are you suppose to open the door with decapitating the dog?
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Go back to last save point?