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rofl!
rofl lmao. (I like how you didn’t say first
)
lol
lawl
lqtm
lqtm? wth is that?
laugh quite too much?
Licking Quietly Tonight Mom?
Lingering/quick tounge movements?
Luscious Quenching To Motivate?
Leadership Quest: Taking Money
Lovely Quim There, Mi’lady
*Looks quizzical* Talking mucky?
*Liking quality* To money?
looking queerly to Marko
Actually, it’s “laughing quietly to myself” which is what we really do when we type LOL.
Don’t you ever really LOL?
Some comments earn it
I sometimes SOL (snort out loud)
You’re SOL alright…
Of course I LOL, but most of the times I SQTM (snort quietly to myself)
Does never anyone lqtm (look queerly to Marko) ??
*looks at Marko*
looks a little queer to me…
Want proof that God Exists? Visit TheWayTheTruth.com
^How to give Christians a bad name.
As one myself, I’d have to agree BF.
quick wash your hands!!
Quick (comma) even.
I’m pleased you clarified that! I thought there might be a special rinse cycle for it.
Lesbian Quality Tit Munchers
Let’s Quit this MAGGOT
Little Quaker Triscuit Mixers
Last Question This Month
Skwerlly! What happened to the link in your name?
BOGGY probably ate it.
Boggy can eat links? That must mean he has entered…the matrix.
Obama eats liks, too. The chain links
that hold American culture and society
together. Is HE in the Matrix?
Dude i straight live ten min from there i know the guy who took this pic HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I fought the lawl and the lawl won…
Lawldy!
It’s a lawl eat lawl world out there.
You better toughen up, like a lawlrus
I am the eggman (woo!)
I am the eggman (woo!)
I am the lawlrus!
Koo-koo-kachooo!
…Mrs. Robinson. Lawlrus loves you more than you will know.
*emerges from the pantry, holding a cupcake*
(Cupcakes wont nest below this level)
(They will, however, spoon)
WTF u lot on?
U wish u had some, eh?
CLICKIE 4 ShamWOW song!
roll on the floor laughing laughing my ass off?
Link-
rolling on floor laughing laughing my ass off?
You can have a goat exchanging them back surely?
Har har har!
lawl
*p-p-sssssssss*
So you like to take it instead of give it, huh?
But wait! If you trade all your cash for goats now, I will throw in a FREE COW. Yes ladies and gentlemen, best cow of all. I call her Bessie.
You fall for one of those? I get ‘em all the time. Never actually done it though. So tempting though.
But I’m travelling abroad soon, will my sheep be accepted in Europe or will I need special Eurosheeps?
Shave the queen into their fur and you’re set!
This took me a moment. You mean, shave an image of the queen …etc.
The mental image I had was all wrong for a moment there.
Wrong wrong wrong.
Yes, yes. Shave the IMAGE of the queen into their fur.
Dairy Queen?
or
Beauty Queen?
or
The rock band Queen?
or
Her Majesty the Queen?
of
Netherlands? The UK? Denmark?
Or
Steve McQueen?
or
Queensland, Australia?
or
Queens, New York?
Or the Dancing Queen.
Or
Killer Queen
or
Faerie Queene
or
Little Queenie
The Queen of Hearts, of course!
or
The Queen of Hearts
or
a drag queen
ahh DTI your too quick for me
all hail queen DTI
*settles self atop her throne*
I decree that there shall be chocolate raspberry cookies for everyone in unlimited supply!
*and there was much rejoicing*
What’s a “too quick for me all hail queen DTI”?
its a “ran out of punctuation today”
I’ll buy your goats!
*gets sacrificial knife ready*
*hopes for good crops*
You mean CHOPS
Goat Chops done correctly should taste just like Lamb Chops!
*brown eyes get really big*
Carnivorous skwerl?
*backs away slowly, holding a plate of small M&M mini cookies in front of her for protection*
MMMMMMMMMM M&M COOKIES…… *drools*
Take them to Nigeria, and they’ll magically turn into car thieves. I hope you like Mazdas!
I got an email from a Nigerian prince promising me to turn all my goats into magical goats. I’m not sure I should do it.
They did that to me too – I gave them my heard number and they suddenly disappeared
I HEARD that Your EARS
Disappeared 
That’s a damned shame! Tsk! Tsk!
Can you HEAR me?
I said, “How is your GOAT HERD doing?”
He’s high on a hill
Yay hoe delay ho de’loo
With the Von Trapp kids
is this in Pekin Indiana?!!!!!!
Nope, actually it is Simpsonville, South Carolina. You can Google the name of the self storage and it will show multiple links with the same phone number from the picture…I thought it was Asheville, North Carolina at first, but I was proven wrong…
Instead, please leave your money on the counter.
I’d leave my money on your counter anyday… i fear i have said too much
Hallelujah. Listen people, it’s just too hard to keep getting the payment back out of those goats.
You also have to take into account the price of disinfectant! It’s just not cost effective anymore.
Premenstrual tension in goats? Is it better if they act all slutty, like raccoons?
ran out of milf storage? use self storage!
Lol
They must be full-up on goats; no more storage room for them.
Oh, suddenly my goats are no longer welcome here…I will be taking my business elsewhere.
58.4-First thing I typed this morning too!
45 before coffee, I’ll try again in a bit.
I can’t type for shit without alcohol…
Your goats aren’t green like anyone else’s, huh?
Mine turned blue. Strange. They TOLD me the box had holes.
The goats are always greener on the other side.
Oh, and:
*seizures*
Damn, I think I missed CWR.
*keeps pretending to have a seizure for a little while longer to see if anybody else will try to put a wallet under his tongue*
*gets video camera, just incase POB gets up and runs into the wall*
*makes popcorn*
*brings along the deckchairs and drinks*
Oh crap, not only did my get
richsome money quick scheme fail, now I’m expected to provide entertainment?*panics*
Um…
*gets up and starts dancing*
♫ Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gal…
*runs into wall*
*falls down dramatically*
*opens one eye to gauge the reaction to his performance*
Freebird! Freebird!
*gets up*
Here you go, hammy, a free bird. I got him from a Russian kid. Hardly been squeezed, he said.
That better not be Avis yer handing over, or this wallet is going somewhere really uncomfortable…
encore! encore! (I’m not done with my popcorn!)
Send me a kiss by wire…
.. is it your desire? a kiss by wire?…
Do these constant numbers after each of your comments get to you?
I don’t think they do or he’d change his name by now.
Oh, and 38.2.
Then I guess they’ll just have to come in with me when I store myself.
You take sheep?
goat a problem with that?
i goat a problem with your terrible punification
Thanks. I was too sheepish to say anything.
Ewe would.
mmm goats…
holy crap, i just went on a lolcats comments page… i started to cry… i still am…
*hug*
Don’t do that, it’s not good for your mind. The pics do wonders for the heart, but never venture into the comments. Unless you are on acid; then it might make sense.
Jeez… I never looked at the comments before but y’all inspired me to do it.
Now I need therapy. Thanks guys.
Me too. Why did we look?!
*is overwhelmed by experience of reading insane comments*
*shakes head as if trying to get a fly out of her ear*
We’re like toddlers asked not to touch something, it’s kinda pathetic
I will sacrifice my self to this cause. Observe me before I go and after… shoot me if you must. Here I go
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gasp*
Too late!
Why don’t they look?
Why don’t they listen?
*looks*
*is scarred*
luckily I was able to resist the urge to end it all after reading that…
*is alive, but hyperventilating*
NOooooo!!!! Don’t!
Oh dear. We are gonna have to get a group hug together here in a minute.
HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE? AAAAIIIIIIII!
Do they talk like that in person too?
Lts hp nt… Oops, sorry! A little exposure has side effects.
I never once have commented here…but…*cry* I was sucked in…and I was weak…and I went to a lolcat comment page…
mind = blown
/crai
O NO IT WORE OFF ON ME! *scrubs with acidic cleaners*
There there now, all better! *hugs Avarisana*
I’m glad everyone is doing OK. I think failblog builds up some sort of immunity to LOLCATS. It could be the high percentage of trolls here.
Nonononono!!! Don’t ever go there again and read the comments! I f you do, you’ll let the typo fairies out!
*puts extra thick concrete cover on comments section, and on portal to ICHC*
There. That should keep them out.
Oh noooo… I never read the comment there, and reading this thread is tempting me to do it…. Someone duct tape me to my chair please!
*holds up two rolls of duct tape*
Hehehe.
*Proceeds to mummify FTF*
There you go, now we can keep FB safe!
What’d you use, Mookie – dry ice?
Brrrrrrrr.
I’ve been to the ICHC comments section too many times. I wake up screaming in the middle of the night when I have nightmares of Lolcats chasing after me shouting “Wry BFF wun? WRYY??”
Ok, I just meant that I wrapped him up in duct tape…still alive, just unable to move.
God, I just read those lolcat-comments for the first time. It’s… terrror. That should be illegal. Do they intentionally misspell everything? Not ONE SINGLE WORD is spelled correct.
…and look what happend to me! Bukkit!
Arthur, most of those people are in fact in their 50s. Now, with that image in your mind, read those comments again.
Psst, Strategist… fluffy’s a she.
Pssst…Fluffy’s a she.
BFF, that was mean. Correction: Evil. That image will nest in my brain for days. I’ll seek revenge. After a brain surgery.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to…WAAAAH!!!
*bursts into tears and runs out of room*
Frenchh or Canadiann?
Or maybe Italiann or Spanishh?
Oh thanks for the gender clearance…uh, couldn’t we just use it in the english he?
Bukkit please
*hugs Avarisana*
Here’s some mind bleach.
However, what has been seen cannot be unseen.
.
Uh, I’m not related to the lolcats.
Never.
Never would we think such a thing of such a sexy, salacious, sensual, steamy, lubricious, lustful feline such as yourself Sidhe.
*fans herself*
Oh, my! Thank you Ragidandy.
I flew off for the day, but now wish I had stayed a while longer.
wai yu strat to crie jus beecorz tehy all spelz liek retaardz.
But seriously.
It gives you a brain heamorage to read all that in large amounts.
Oh now, you MUST be getting my goat, you kidder you!
Seriously, you hoof to pay with money now (or in kind, of course).
Here we go, milking the puns again!
(“sheepish pun here”)
Ewe’d think the pun run would stop here, but nooo…
It just keeps goating and goating…
(“something about kidding around”)
You did whaaat to a goat!?!
Something baaaad.
You don’t need to nanny me; I always act responsi-billy.
We really need a scapegoat to blame this horribilly baaaad pun run on.
Well, don’t ram that responsibility down my throat!
But I thought you were the goat-u skwerll?
no more magic goats!
Oh crap…
That’s why they quit taking goats as pmt.
First.
Photoshopped.
Super Troll, The GodKingMASTER of all Trolls, I have a really long name AND I like saying my name!
Fake.
The picture is completely ruined by adding a caption and a wordmark.
This isn’t a fail, it’s an EPIC WIN!!!!!111eleventyone
Why don’t you guys talk about the picture? I’m tired of having to wade through hundreds of comments of squeezing and hugging and word play and obscure references and nobody’s talking about the fail!
Old.
OMG, I cannot believe you guys are laughing at this. Goat payment is an intrical part of several long-standing cultures! Why do you hate other peoples traditions?
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Half-hearted attempt to comment on the fail followed by
http://www.spamminglink.com/thatpretends/tobe/relatedtothe/FAIL.html
Sex Act–Moderately disgusting sexual activity, given with the term and a brief description thereof; posted with the intent to shock and disturb.
LAST!
OMGWTFLOLKFCBBQFBICIANBAUNICEF!!!!!11!1?
*masturbates*
I dislike you.
Nope, you are not the king of trolls. I was a worse troll once, because I did not clearly show I wanted to annoy people as badly as you do.
So, get the attention you lack and buzz off.
You’ve come a long way, JasonK.
I’m shocked! He’s collapsing his horse during working hours. It’s not lunch until 1pm.
Nice work, Lindsey
That was special.
I bet he cried at the end.
I know I did.
*roflsnork*
Learn to inhale diet soda correctly, fer chrissake!
You remembered!
Well, yes – inhaling soda is like riding a bicycle *puzzled*
Rubik’s Cube?
New Rubik’s Line!
(for Ignorant Trolls and ICHC People)
Tissue?
No, ’tis me!
Shouldn’t that be “Yes, ’tis me!”?
Wow, punctuation city.
(my version+ he was talking to plussingaswhich)
‘Tis Sue?
No, ’tis me!
.
(your version)
‘Tis you?
Yes, ’tis me!
Clickie!
Is this an earworm, or is it justimmie?
(Sorry, my feathers are ruffled)
None of us use quotation marks every time we comment, unless we are quoting something . It’s already a given that the name above the date is who is talking.
If you wanted quotation marks, then why didn’t you type:
“Shouldn’t that be “Yes, ’tis me!”?
Wow, punctuation city.”
Hmm?
*Hsssssst*
Umm, I just noticed that I had written !”? and was commenting on what I had written. Cat with feathers.
*pats CWR*
Okay. I thought you were criticizing my punctuation, and I took offense.
Truce?
After all, I just hissed at you; I didn’t claw!
Tee hee >> It would have taken less time for you to delete and correct your punctuation mistake than it did to leave it and remark on it.
*pats CWR again*
*embarassed* Please, enough patting – I’m not butter, you know.
You, my trollish friend, are not a troll. You are just a tool. You somehow get off on knowing that you’ve just annoyed someone? Tell me, how does that work? Does it make you feel manly and rebellious to go against failblog? Or do you just want attention?
In the name of whatever the hell this tools name is, I proclaim national hug a troll day. Maybe with good attention they will stop trolling.
*hugs super troll*
*hug troll*
*hugs plussingaswhich hugging troll*
eeek!
*flings up an ‘s’*
Hmm. Did you just call me a troll? Or was that not directed towards me?
*squeeze*
That was for you.
*squeeze*
That for for the troll-y one (not you).
*hugs troll* ewwww. what is this, slime?
*wipes on bassplaya* you started this, you deserve it.
Okay, that’s funny.
tl:dr
holy crap that is almost as bad as ICHC comments. only it’s waaay more distubing in the end
I’m guessing this is located in India.
You know why, magical-goat-turning thief.
That magic goat thing was in Africa, not India.
Magic goats can probably teleport, though.
Yeah, but the goat drove to India with that Mazda 323 car.
Which would explain why the phone number is in the xxx-xxxx format used in US/Canada.
(Actually, I don’t know for sure that other countries don’t use that format too. I know the UK doesn’t, but I don’t know about others.)
Ok, lets talk about everything else in the world, include this non-sense troll, and lets forget about the image above.
Like usual.
Nah, let’s discuss the image instead.
I’ll go first – nice fence underneath the sign!
Your turn.
I have a jumper the same colour as the car in the background.
Love the fence and camera…that’s like a super-max facility for those goats.
I love the camera, but hate the fence.
‘Sokay, no offence taken.
Take the fence, leave the cannoli.
Then go take a nap with the fishes.
That would be nice. I’d like some company.
If death is to sleep with the fishes, then napping with same is…what, unconsciousness? A coma?
I love how the Y in payment looks like a butt crack.
I hate the font on the large sign, it’s very nasty.
Huh?
*checks the pic again*
I’m sorry, I’m just not seeing it.
Very small; for mouse christenings.
The phone number is easy to remember.
I thought it was PAVEMENT in goats – and their non-acceptance was just denial.
the trees may give some indicator as to where this lovable little shop is located.
however I must say the camera really sets the tone of this picture nicely.
Your GodKingMASTER already talked about how these non-Troll people talk about things that are not the FAIL pic. Therefore I PWN YOU FOREVER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnon-sequiter.
you may be the GodKingMASTER of all trolls but that does not mean you are MY GodKingMASTER
In addition, non sequitur is spelled wrong…
*hugs troll*
Do you feel better now?
To Dom (and those of like-mind):
People are free to start their own serious threads if they like. Those who want that type of discussion can stay in those threads. It shouldn’t be a problem. The fun lover’s can scroll past the serious threads and vice-versa.
Somebody has always got to complain.
Great idea, but I’d hate for the failblog average comments to go below 200 per fail! Maybe we can save them from their trollish fates of being hated. I suggested national hug a troll day earlier today. I’m going for it. You can do it too if you want.
Hell yeah! Tell Em!
NOTE TO WHINERS:
There’s probably a magical button on your keyboard labeled “pg dn” or even “PAGE DOWN.” If you push it when you see comments you don’t like, “POOOF!” THEY GO AWAY! It works for PUN RUNS, IDIOTIC TROLL DRIBBLE, MY RAMBLINGS, LUST/LOVE AFFAIRS, ARGUEMENTS and the like. Sooooooo… Shut up and use it.
I like the LUST/LOVE AFFAIRS, and some of your ramblings too. But otherwise, agreed.
Why should they tell me?
Fairview Road Self Storage
20 Berryblue Ct
Simpsonville, SC 29680
864-967-1000
I would expect this from Romania or [insert favorite former Soviet bloc country] where you can trade a goat for penis enlargement, but not South Carolina. Welcome to Soviet Carolina. Goat pay in you.
Someone phone them!!
*Sits around campfire* I DARE you to call them!
*eats some marshmallows by light of the fire*
*stalls for time by choking on marshmallows*
*stalls for time by eating some more marshmallows*
Erm…
em…
…you go first?
*Dials* *snickers turn in to full out laughing* *can’t hold phone steady, person picks up* *hangs up*.
Your turn, see if you can do better than me.
*takes phone with shaking hand*
*looks like she means business*
*dials*
*waits… waits… waits…*
[person picks up]
*tries in vain to force grin off face*
Excuse me, I’d like to… store, er, some… things… at your… place.
*shouts next sentance in a hysterical rush:*
Would-it-be-okay-if-I-make-a-payment-with-my-LLAMA?!!?
*screams with laughter*
*hangs up*
Ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahaahah
Audio or it didn’t happen.
Weren’t you listening? It just happened, up there ^
By the way –
*passes pack of marshmallows*
– here’s proof of the campfire.
S’mores or it didn’t happen!
Here let me have a go!
*takes phone and dials*
*waits… waits…*
[Person answers]
Hi, can I book a storage unit please?
[Yes madam, how will you pay for that?]
I have some goats. How much should I put in there for a 2 month stretch?
[I'm sorry, I don't understand]
What about sheep?
[Excuse me?]
Do you take payment in sheep?
[Of course not!]
Don’t get all defensive. I’m sure you used to take payment in goats; it was a natural assumption.
[We take Amex, Visa or cash.]
How would I swipe the Amex?
[Person hangs up]
*listens to dial tone*
Don’t listen to the dial tone to long though, or you might fall in liove with some one!
Are there subliminal messages on it?
Let me listen…
*listens*
Yep there’s a message that makes you fall in live with someone, they don’t say who….
*listens some more*
Ah it says that I must…
*falls in love with jam*
Wait, whaaaaa??? What happened there?
You see, I didn’t hear any of that!
You’re not in love with me, dear boy, you’re in love with my breasty avatar! I’m twice your age for a start and besides, I have a date with the FailBog monster this weekend.
Thanks for that, the subliminal messaging got to me there for a sec….
*slaps self*
That should clear all traces of those feelings! Phew!
You let her turn you down so easily. Hands Strategist his lines:
What I don’t make up for with age I make up with my stallion youthfulness.
I may be younger now, but with the pass of time, you will be my sugar momma.
Age is but a number, take the movie “The Reader” for example.
Whats numbers got to do with love.
*gives Strategist a nudge*
*whispers*
Try those I have faith that you can win her over yet. Though don’t get caught by Boggy.
Boggy was the reason I broke it off. He is all knowing vis SB…
Whiat thie wiorld nieeds niow iis liove, swieet liove…
(Crap, that almost looks like LOLspeak!)
sorry, FF makes me type into the box on the right hand side, so that I can’t see what I’m typing….gah!
Oh, don’t worry. Your mistake will long be forgotten once people start yelling at me for planting that earworm.
We are all guilty at one time, plus it (FB) is a self policed place.
*dials*
*hears person pick up*
*shouts in to phone that the ckae is a lie*
*hangs up*
There. Your turn.
*dial*
*Looks like he might make it through it seriously*
*person picks up*
[Hello]
Hi I would like to rent a storage space.
[For how long]
3 months.
[How will you be paying?]
Visa please.
[Alright just come by and once you start moving your stuff in, just swipe at the front door to begin the 3 months]
Why thank you very much.
[No problem]
*hangs up*
Dammit, that didn’t turn out how I liked. Any ideas on what to do with a storage space? I may make it into a permanent bar, as permanent as 3 months is.
Don’t make it into a bar!!! I’ll let you have free drinks at mine!
Never said I would charge anyone.
Them phones you.
SIMPSONVILLE!?!?!?!?! Awesome!
Oh, crap it’s in
America’s Right ArmpitSouth Carolina. Nevermind.They still take squirrels, right?
Hhmph.
No, I checked.
I was going to pay with my nutty relatives.
I was going to feed mine to Boggy but even he couldn’t stomach them.
But I just painted their backs green!
I just tatoo’d Obama on their backs. They gotta be worth something in 20 years!
Baaaaarack Goatbama!
That’s a damned good point!
If we went out and bought all the commemorative Obama, T-Shirts, Plates, Books, Magazine Special Editions, Coins, Bracelets, Bobble-Heads, Figurines, Beach Towels, Halloween Costumes, and ETC. that we could find; would we have anything of value in 20 years?
Because I know that if I had the Copyright on “Obama”, “CHANGE” and Barrack’s and Michelle’s Images I could retire if I could collect just 1 penny per item.
OH BTW, does anyone wanna buy some Jimmy Carter Memorabilia?
GO BIG GREEN!
*GOES BIG*
Are you sure you wanted to share that with the public?
*GOES GREEN*
GO where?
*GREENS*
*GOES BIG AND GREEN*
*GOES SMALL AND BLUE*
*stays*
*runs in skwerlly circles*
Oh no he created an infinite loop. Wait i found the solution. Gives SB a cookie to stop running circles, any other shape is fine.
You mean they used to accept payment in goats!?
Just called them and they said there would be a slight chance that they´d accept camels..
Alright I’m emailing them. What should I say?
Doesn’t matter, just translate it into some other than English language prior to sending it.
*rearranges Bob’s sentence to make slightly more sense*
“some language other than English”
Nope, just needs some hyphens: “other-than-English”, etc.
Perilous results of the economic downturn. Poor goats!
Barter system fail
Clearly, that’s not what it said originally.
The intended message was, “We will no longer accept pmt in togas!”.
Toga! Toga! Toga!
It’s that time of day folks!
*puts on bartender out fit*
*opens bar*
Whadda ya want?
Virgin daiquiri, please.
Rusty nail please. Also would like to buy a round for the house, you included bartender.
Is there something to celebrate?
March birthdays, there are so many, so here’s to everyone born this month.
Secondly, are you really wondering about why you are getting a free drink?
Umm… now I do.
In celebration of the march birthdays, you do not have to be born in march its just a celebration for them…
I won’t argue about that.
A beer and a Jägermeister please. And thanks, Emperor!
I will have a Jack and Coke please, with a green beer chaser for good ol’ St. Patty’s day.
*prepares virgin daiquiries and Jack+Coke*
*slides down bar*
*hands VD to Hammykins*
*hands J+C to whati*
there you go!
*slides back down bar*
*whee!*
I sure hope VD stands for virgin daiquiri.
Thank you Emperor! (VD… that made me roffle)
VD does stand for Virgin Daiquiri…what else does it stand for?
Venereal Disease (we call them STDs or STIs now).
Very Dangerous.
Oh, thanks di. Can I have a cookie fot the nightmares that my comment is going to cause me, now that I know what I said?
violent diarrhea
In my recently-assumed role as Queen DTI, I have decreed above ^ that there shall be chocolate raspberry cookies in unlimited supply for everyone today. You may have as many as you’d like, Richard.
Well, don’t all hams need meat curtains?
Thank you di. *takes two* Apparantly I’m stuck in the old ways. *sigh*
Wow thanks Queen DTI!
*pictures DTI saying “let them eat cookies”*
I don’t need an appointment with Mme. Guillotine any time soon, thank you.
Ah, I see.
*stuffs guillotine back into pocket*
You won’t be needing that then.
Thanks, Emperor! (Mine’s the 19th).
Mix me up some kind of tropical rum drink, would you, Strategist?
Surprise me.
*thunk*
Surprised?
I sure am. Who’da thunk it?
I dunno. Are you amazied by it?
Gin & Goat Juice please
Do you squeeze your own goat juice? I’ve tried, but it’s really hard to get the pulp out.
So how can I pay? In cows? O.o
they’re pulling the wool over my eyes
Sad part is this is a recent change. Only a year ago did they stop accepting goats as payment.
Give the economic crisis some time and they’ll accept goats again. And food.
Durn! All I have is two goats… does anyone have change for two goats? Maybe 2 pigs and 4 chickens?
Snort? Urggg snorff ugg sorgle snorrrf snoorrf!
My translator doesn’t seem to be working. Does anyone speak gibberish?
He said he forgot to change his name back to bassplaya.
Thank you. Sometimes I forget to speak English. Just these names make me think other people can speak gibberish too. Names like snort!
Okntwm, htngukt thekkml ddthe seerf.
Goats : God’s first attempt at the cow. Oooh! Dumb and Dumber is on! BRB!
first
This is BAAAAAAAAd….
At least they remembered to drop that final e.
The biggest fail of this is this is in my hometown. And I probably drove by it several times and never noticed.
Sad, but true. I live (I GMap’d it because I recognized the prefix) .5 miles from this place. Never noticed it either.
That picture is photosgopped – look at the “GO” from “GOATS” in comparision to the “ATS” – the GO is slightly more black/less blurred and has a (slightly) different perspective.
how much is a dollar goatwise?
Mathematically, you just take the inverse of the value of a goat dollarwise (1/VofGD).
Well crap now where am I going to spend my goats?
roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
But Goats are soo cool! LOL, ba ha ha ha ha ha.
RT
http://www.privacy.at.tc
Damn! Now I won’t be able to use that storage facility anymore!
But will they take payment in goatse?
holy crap.
i live in this place. and i’ve seen this sign in person.
why did i not take a picture of it i do not know.
Your PMT must be truly amazing if you can measure it in Goats …
You’ve all totally missed what he meant in his sign.
He’s taking a stand about goats that are grumpy just before that time of the month.
I’m with him. End PMT in goats now!
Woah… I was beguiled by the cat and did read a few comments, now my cranium is empty.
Damm!!! European currencies have suffered a lot through this crisis!!!!
Heh. This one is actually just a couple miles from where I went to high school.
Damn…. I wasted $300,000 on 50 goats to cover next weeks payment
Darn! and I was going to pay off my storage in goats too.
FAKE
goats are great for mowing the lawn.