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  1. Janiporo says:

    O_o

  2. fluffy the fish says:

    Oh geez…

  3. fluffy the fish says:

    I hope she gave them a cookie to go with that milk.

  4. thepowerofblue says:

    Two Oedipus Complexes coming up!

  5. mohammad khan says:

    FWIRST
    That’s just plain wrong

  6. Aja says:

    Good thing they cropped that photo above the waistline.

  7. whatiknowiswhoiam says:

    wow. thats. just. wrong. whats that poor kid doing with his tounge?

  8. jam says:

    This looks like a great snap for the family album. They should make it into a card and send it out at Christmas.

  9. .ISO says:

    wow, just look at the two boys,
    they looks like a bunch of douchbags

  10. mammix says:

    And you know what’s best? That’s from Poland, country I live in!
    Shoot me.

    • WhoaNellie says:

      *notes “mamm” portion of mammix’s name*

      • BondFan4518 says:

        Mammy,
        Mammy,
        The sun shines east, the sun shines west,
        I know where the sun shines best–
        Mammy,
        My little mammy,
        My heartstrings are tangled around Alabammy.
        I’m comin’,
        Sorry that I made you wait.
        I’m comin’,
        Hope and trust that I’m not late, oh oh oh
        Mammy,
        My little Mammy,
        I’d walk a million miles
        For one of your smiles,
        My Mammy! Oh oh oh…

        • WhoaNellie says:

          Wha?

          • BondFan4518 says:

            Sorry, the song must be too old.
            That was Al Jolson’s “Mammy”.

          • Avis says:

            That’s what I was thinking too.
            BFF, whatever that is, it’s a bit disturbing.

            • BondFan4518 says:

              Aw, come on.
              One of the most famous musical tunes of Al Jolson. WHY DOES NO ONE RECOGNIZE HIS SONGS?!

              • WhoaNellie says:

                Most of us have never heard his “Oedipus” album – it’s pretty much a collector’s item these days.

              • Rachel says:

                Dude, I did and I’m only 17.

                You guys, it’s just an very old song.

                • BondFan4518 says:

                  And I’m only 15!
                  What is this, a parallel universe where teens know the oldies?

                  • hammykins says:

                    I’m 16 and I don’t know who Al Jolson is.
                    Does that make things better?

                    • BondFan4518 says:

                      Ah, but according to this thread, 2 in 3 teenagers know about Al Jolson.

                      • hammykins says:

                        That’s true. You can’t argue with statistics.

                      • Muckrak3r says:

                        that’s more than half!

                      • Rhyzz says:

                        Heym I’m 15, Never heard of him.

                        and I like Led Zeppelin…

                        • Titio Pentelho says:

                          You’re 15 and like Zeppelin? you look like any other rock-listening teenager I know.

                          Ever heard about Camel? Or Renaissance? Or Rick Wakeman? Or even Yes? Maybe Frank Zappa… Or Rush? Geddy Lee? Grand Funk Railroad? Genesis?
                          If you know at least a third of these… boy, you REALLY know old stuff.

                        • hammykins says:

                          Only if you like prog rock. Try a little diversity.
                          How about Nat King Cole? Jefferson Airplane? T. Rex? Muddy Waters?

                        • Bassplaya (national hug a troll day) says:

                          Ah. Muddy waters. He was awesome.

                          Lemme see… Frank Zappa was strange, I have a few of his songs.

                          Grand Funk Railroad was pretty good, but I don’t have any of their songs.

                          The singer for Rush sounds a little strange… reminds me of Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh.

                          What about The Band? CCR? The Grateful Dead? Little Feat?

                          Blues wise, what about ZZ Top? George Thorogood?
                          Clapton & friends (Cream, Blind Faith, Derek and the Dominoes? his solo work)? John Lee Hooker?

                        • hammykins says:

                          Or, to go even older, Mendelssohn? Vagner? Schubert? Liszt?

                        • Pfft says:

                          ZZ Top kicks everyone’s A.

                        • jam says:

                          Jeez…. I feel old now!

                        • hammykins says:

                          Why, do you know who Al Jolson is?

                        • jam says:

                          I’ve heard his name, something about singing jazz but no, not really.
                          I’m a ’60’s/70’s music’ kinda girl.

                        • Saint says:

                          Currently in my CD changer in my truck
                          1. Presidents of the United States of America
                          2. Across the Universe soundrack/Beatles
                          3.Nat King Cole
                          4. Johnny Cash
                          5. The Highwaymen/Waylon Jennings/Willie Nelson
                          6. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
                          7. Elvis Presley
                          8. Caroline’s Spine
                          9. Nena
                          10. Gaelic Storm
                          11. Da Vinci’s Notebook
                          12. Twisted Sister

                          I like to think I have fairly eclectic musical tastes for a 26 year old..

                        • jam says:

                          You’re not making me feel any younger here sweety!
                          :-P

                        • hammykins says:

                          Me too. My CD rack includes Nat King Cole, BTO, Apocalyptica, Elliott Smith, the Lion King soundtrack, the Postal Service, Bob Marley, and Cheap Trick.

                        • hammykins says:

                          Oh, and the Beach Boys! Pretty much the best ever.

                        • jam says:

                          Currently in mine: (Not that anyone is really that interested)
                          Beatles
                          Faith no more (The older stuff)
                          The Everly Brothers
                          Genesis
                          Abba
                          Aerosmith
                          Eric Clapton
                          The Police
                          Green Day
                          Plus many more that I can’t be bothered to type out!

                        • jam says:

                          The question is, what does our list say about us?

                        • hammykins says:

                          I dunno, that I have awesome taste in music? :)

                        • BondFan4518 says:

                          My CD Rack includes Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Vivaldi, Verdi, Tchaikovsky, 101 classic music, The Producers soundtrack, ABBA, Queen, 70’s hits and others.

                        • jam says:

                          Well it certainly proves we’re all different. It probably doesn’t prove the conjecture of younger people not knowing older stuff or vice versa.
                          I personally couldn’t care less as long as it sounds good!

                        • hammykins says:

                          And not just age, but also genre. For example, two of my favo(u)rites are Jeremy Soule, a video game/film composer, and the Beach Boys.

                        • plussingaswhich says:

                          I’m having a Japanese hip-hop day :-D

                        • jam says:

                          Oh my Lordy! I can’t believe I missed Stevie from the list.
                          I must be tired.

                        • hammykins says:

                          Stevie who? Wonder? Ray Vaughan?

                        • jam says:

                          Wonder, of course!

                        • Avis says:

                          My computer is my CD player, so no changer, but my iTunes list is beyond eclectic.
                          Beatles
                          Metallica
                          Enya
                          Robert Miles
                          Paul Simon
                          Pink Floyd
                          Pink Martini
                          Loreena McKinnit (sp?)
                          Dick Dale
                          Dropkick Murphys
                          Led Zepplin
                          Indigo Girls
                          and lots of classical and 80’s mixes, and oh lord, I could go on forever!

                        • coyote says:

                          My time line ranges from Gregorian Chant to Charlotte Church. There is also a good sized collection of 78’s. Latest purchase was two Stan Borsen cds.

                        • hammykins says:

                          I recently undertook the challenge of expanding my playlist.
                          In phase 1, I found a variety of artists from my friends, family, and research into rock history. Then, in phase 2 checked up their “best of” albums to see which ones I would like to hear more of.
                          I’m currently in phase 3 – finding other albums by those artists whose sounds I liked.

                        • Achi says:

                          LMAO

                        • Titio Pentelho says:

                          Well, actually I am a bloody Progger. I think prog, eat prog and drink prog all day long. I breathe in 7/8 timestamp (well, not that much)!
                          I am a bassist, wich makes me an odd person already.
                          I looked like Geddy lee when I used a big hair (and that’s to be increddibly ugly)
                          I even have a Pink Floyd cover band!

                          Muddy Waters was AWESOME!

                          Zappa was really good too. His first album is more like… 100% Jazz than any Rock at all.

                          But if you mean really old stuff… Liszt is great (Rick Wakeman playin Liszt is awesome)… and Pyotr Tchaykovsky is great (Especially Marche Slave and 1812 Overture).

                        • Sidhe Cat says:

                          *Will not admit just what % of all the above^^ groups she knows*
                          I like all sorts. One of my favs that no one mentioned is “Simon and Garfunkel’s Greatest hits.”
                          (Told ya’ll I was a hippy) :)

                        • Avis says:

                          Sidhe, I have that one too! I’m partial to “The Dangling Conversation” myself. You?

                        • hammykins says:

                          Although they only released only 2 albums, the Traveling Wilburys are actually one of my favourite bands.George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison, Tom Petty,
                          Jeff Lynne – with a lineup like that, how could they not be awesome?

                        • hammykins says:

                          As for S&G, I really like “Cecilia.”

                        • hammykins says:

                          *removes superfluous “only”*
                          *kersplortch*

                        • Sidhe Cat says:

                          Well, my fav S&G is “Scarborough Fair/Canticle,” but love “The Sound of Silence”, too.

                        • hammykins says:

                          Yeah, “Sounds of Silence” is a good one.

                        • Sidhe Cat says:

                          AAhhh… Nice. I haven’t played it in a while; have it thumpin’ now though. Whee!!!

                        • Sidhe Cat says:

                          I don’t have the Travelling Wilburys but I borrowed the tape once and almost wore it out.

                        • Sidhe Cat says:

                          Ok, I may as well…
                          How about Nickel Creek? Fleetwood Mac, Journey, Steve Miller, Willie Nelson, Alabama,Allman Bros., Doobie Bros., Moody Blues, Foreigner, CCR, Jimmy Hendrix, Jim Croce, Eric Clapton, James Taylor (Whoo!)?
                          I am now in a good mood just thinking of all these lovely CDs.

                        • hammykins says:

                          Actually, my mom introduced me to Fleetwood Mac. And Foreigner. In fact, I share a lot of musical tastes with my parents – which is kind of weird. The Guess Who, Elton John, Toto… it goes on. Although my mom doesn’t like alternative as much. I know she’ll never try to borrow my R.E.M. or Pixies CDs.

                        • hammykins says:

                          I would love to see Toto live. I’ve never actually been to a rock concert.
                          *sigh* Maybe someday…

                        • Sidhe Cat says:

                          Chin up! You’ll get there. Just don’t wear your best clothes.
                          ;)

                        • Halifax180 says:

                          I know who Yes, Rush, and Geddy Lee are. Geddy Lee is the bassist/singer of Rush, who is a very good band. I don’t know any of Yes’s songs, but I’ve heard of them before.

                  • Gigitsu says:

                    comment FAIL!

                  • coyote says:

                    I am a bit shocked as well at the lack of song recognition.

                  • Miss Lynx says:

                    I’m over 40 and I recognized it…

        • Judy says:

          How I love ya, How I love ya
          MAMMY!

        • 101luvjasper says:

          WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. kostis says:

    is this child porn?
    i mean if there was a little girl instead, grabbing sb’s dick would it be child porn?

  12. roflsneeze says:

    that’s what happens when you inbreed for 8 generationgs

  13. bruno says:

    That’s no fail at all, having a funny mother like that is a total win.

  14. jam says:

    Extra Extra!
    Multiple Moppets Massaging Mummy’s Mammories!

  15. dianatheinsane says:

    I just love that caption: “supporting me in spirit”?
    Last time I checked my spirit was not contained in my boobs.
    And by checked I mean did my monthly BSE. :)

  16. InfiniteMonkey says:

    Where’s the fail? This is totally normal here in Europe. You Americans need to lighten up! Did you forget what breasts are for? (Use #2)

  17. Amy says:

    That’s SO WRONG on so many levels x(. They all look far too happy.

  18. Bassplaya (national hug a troll day) says:

    How do you know it’s their mom?

  19. anrite says:

    okay, this photo is from “nasza klasa” polish site similar to class-mates. and it is actually not so bad. you just can`t imagine, what horrible pictures people can upload there.
    about translation… well, in polish that expression is an idiom, correct inglish phrase is “to cheer up”.

  20. marc says:

    typical kids of psa krev

  21. Ok, that is just wrong on so many levels…

  22. Sakuso says:

    Maybe…she had cancer there….and now she’s alright…and the sons are just sooo happy…*shifty eyes*

  23. Phaet says:

    Noone even bother to translate this. How do you accept a picture you don’t even understand?! I know what it says but I won’t tell you. I’m mean.

  24. whatiknowiswhoiam says:

    See you all later! Have a good weekend!

  25. Sonucais says:

    I’m gonna do her to prove you guys I’m not gay, k?

  26. Macabre says:

    Wow. I hope they are adopted.
    The child on the right is just creepy.
    Ya know I wonder who took this pic.

  27. BondFan4518 says:

    I had no idea eyes could copulate.

  28. selken says:

    O_o
    x(

  29. KneeToTheFace says:

    Does it occur to the people who make these pictures that putting “FAIL” on every single picture is not only not-funny, but actually pushing the boundaries of “FAIL” itself? Should like mix it up…or like let the picture speak for itself. Just seems retarded to me.

  30. dco says:

    The cross around her neck seems somewhat… misguided

  31. neuroseizer says:

    I can’t see the pic.

  32. Jabot says:

    Pic fail

  33. lala says:

    Wincest anyone?

  34. RankMyTyping says:

    This has to be breaking some law, right?

  35. liket says:

    INCEST WIN!

  36. Irked says:

    That’s a funny picture! It’s a little weird, but I think that was the point of the pose. To be awkward and funny, but I don’t think it’s perverted. That is their mother, and those boobs fed them. It’s like kissing your mom on the mouth (no tongue). Looks weird to some, but it isn’t to the family.

    • BondFan4518 says:

      You know you’re a redneck when…

      • Irked says:

        No, little british asian boy, I am not a redneck. Nor am I close to being a redneck. I understand that there are different levels of physical affection between one family and another. That doesn’t make it perverted. Before I got married, my father would lay with me in bed to watch TV or whatever,(I am a female) in a nonsexual way. After I got married, and started having “the sex” it was weirder, and I could tell he wasn’t even comfortable giving me hugs, because I wasn’t his little girl anymore, but a woman. Those kids are BABIES to that woman, not men or boys. To those kids, that is their MOMMY and not a woman. Her breasts are a part of her, and are NOT a sexual organ. Grow up and give your mom a hug, boy.

        • BondFan4518 says:

          “Grow up”? Irked, those are two phrases I never, ever want to hear from anyone again. I have been told many times to “be more childish” and you tell me to “grow up”?
          Anyway, what I was disturbed by was that you thought it was natural for kids to hold their mother’s breast in that manner. You mention lying with your dad, and that’s perfectly natural. But these boys are actually groping the breasts. There is a fine line between affection and the perverse, and the boys just crossed that line I think.

        • Soundwave513 says:

          ahem? what is wrong with british people?

        • coyote says:

          Irked, I was born here in the good ol’ U.S. of A. and I can state, with out a doubt, that if you think that this photo depicts normal behavior you are indeed a redneck.

        • PiBo says:

          Those boys are growing up alright. The licking of the lips and the broad smile tell me they are thinking – “These are my mommies breasts” and not “I finally have my hands on some feminine saddle bags.”

      • Peter says:

        Perfect. Perfect. Thank you.

  37. Mookie says:

    It’s not incestuous because those breasts aren’t hers.

  38. Yarcofin says:

    MILF WIN

  39. Tessie says:

    I’m seeing a potential Jerry Springer episode in this pic.

  40. Lau says:

    This is really sick! O.o

  41. Gigitsu says:

    Flipping heck, i wouldnt mind a piece of that, MILF!

  42. Cows says:

    U ppl r missin da point…BIG ass tits!!!!

  43. Golumbum says:

    *blinks eyes*
    what does this mean??? O_0
    Did I take the blue pill?

  44. Anonymous says:

    Well, you know what they say. The family that plays together…

  45. oh noez says:

    I’m more scared about where her hands are…..have a look……..

  46. SKW says:

    I think she either has breast cancer or just had breast enhancements. I’m guessing the latter.

  47. Saint says:

    “bye mom, thanks for the mammaries!”

  48. Jose says:

    Wow kids did that

  49. Golumbum says:

    well ppl look at the bright side…
    the picture came out good…

  50. Luka says:

    that’s why they think Poland is retarded

  51. DStyles says:

    Anyone who gets to grab those things can’t lose!

  52. arthur says:

    dam russians.

    • BondFan4518 says:

      Where? I only see three POLISH people in the picture.

      • Sk8itbot says:

        lol, true, get the race right arthur!

        • TMI Service says:

          Prior to the collapse of the Soviet Union, Russians have had immense political influence and often outright rulership over Poland since the 18th century.

          • hammykins says:

            Would you mind stepping into the 21st?

            • TMI Service says:

              Dam Russians are receiving categorical opposition today from the Evenki people for their plans to construct a hydro-electric plant that will flood their homeland .

              • Saint says:

                why would we dam Russians? and what would be the purpose of this Russian dam? are we trying to create a backup of Russians, instead of letting them flow naturally? For what purpose, are we using this dam for Russkielectric power? Perhaps we should just damn the Russians instead..

  53. Gosc says:

    Patrzcie i podziwiajcie slowianskie piersi, zasuszone anglosasy

  54. Sk8itbot says:

    Looks Fake, woulden

    • fuzz on the concept says:

      You might even say awkward … or bumbling … or clumsy … or gauche, gawky, graceless, heavy, heavy-handed, inelegant, inept, maladroit, obstinate, ponderous, rigid, stilted, unbending, ungainly, ungraceful, unhandy, unyielding, weighty.

  55. Sk8itbot says:

    wouldent she stop them?

  56. Sk8itbot says:

    god, this thing brakes ur comments up!

  57. Lofire says:

    but its incest win. xD

    no really its maybe she having breathing problemes if her titties aren’t hold by people.

  58. mystraven says:

    *Decides that a change of topic is needed*
    Anyone here ever heard of Artix Entertainment?

  59. Hadley Tannenbaum says:

    the guy on the left is like squeezing it… awkward

    • fuzz on the concept says:

      thanks!
      I just knew there was something awkward about this pic, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it … and cup my hand over it … and caress it.

  60. Borkenschein says:

    261st!!!!!!!!!!!

  61. crazykitteh says:

    After thinking about this for 5 minutes, it’s still sick. I can’t think of a good reason of why they would do that.

    • fuzz on the concept says:

      “Give thy thoughts no tongue.”
      ~ Shakespeare

      • Saint says:

        Your thoughts are alot like your mother that way… in other words, feelings are like your mother’s breasts. You know they are there, but that doesn’t mean you want to feel them..

        • fuzz on the concept says:

          “Weigh’st thy words before thou givest them breasts … I mean, breath”
          ~ Shakespeare, mostly

  62. Freud says:

    Not even one “freud” or “nice” reference?

  63. Dannibal says:

    how was this picture found?! i would be proud, nor would i want to be the person who submitted this one…

  64. letsgetreal says:

    All this talk about “why would they do that.” They’re guys! They were probably thinking about doing that for four years and finally had the chance.

    If it’s their mother- I would agree: very messed up. If it’s their babysitter then it’s just a photo of something only men have…..

    Uh.. what was that? Oh.. women read this blog too… #*&!. Yeah.. that’s creepy.

  65. epster says:

    I strongly agree with the “this is healthy family fun” camp here. It is obvious that the photo is just taken in jest, and it is good to see that the kids have been raised without shame about discussing sexuality (in that they can openly joke about it with their mother). This is the type of family in which the kids could talk openly with their mother about girlfriends and sex, etc in a few years instead of the typical situation where they may hide sexually transmitted disease or girlfriend pregnancy fears, etc.

    As many have pointed out, this isn’t primarily about incest, but about the fact that they kids WERE (past tense) raised on their mother’s apparently generous milk supply! Sure, there is a touch of incest humor as well, but it is so obviously a humorous sub-plot that it should taken as such without screaming “taboo”!

    • Avis says:

      I don’t agree with you. If this were two young girls holding their father’s crotch, EVERYONE would be up in arms about it. The fact that it’s a mother and her two sons does not make this any better.
      Being able to talk open and honestly with your family about sex really shouldn’t include raunchy jokes. There are, and should be, boundaries.

      • TMI Service says:

        Such boundaries are, of course, culturally relative. During grad study on ethnicity and family patterns, fuzz recalls stories of an immigrant father being charged in the U.S. with child molestation for cupping his son’s scrotum — which was a gesture of pride in his homeland — and of Polish parents matter-of-factly grabbing each other’s bottoms and speaking freely of “going to get you good tonight” in front of their children.
        .
        (I’m no longer certain of the source reference; a likely candidate is Monica McGoldrick’s, Ethnicity and Family Therapy. )

        • Avis says:

          I get that boundaries are subject to cultural interpretation, but I still maintain that some things are “just not right”. Parents exhibiting a healthy, active sex life (through flirting) seems like a good thing. Touching your children in a way that could get you arrested, not so much. Yes, Americans are hung up on sexuality. We started out as Puritans after all.

          • TMI Service says:

            Imagine how different things might be if our Puritan fathers had actually followed the Bible and sworn their oaths — i.e., made their testimonies — the same way persons in the Middle East did, namely, by placing a hand on the testicles of the person to whom they were testifying.

        • hahahaha! says:

          A skąd takie posrane pomysły? Czy dobrze zgaduje, ze wydaje ci się, ludziku, ze w tym dziwnym dzikim kraju Polsce to sie wszyscy za dupy i za jajca łapia i gadaja takie idiotyzmy, jakie sadzisz? Człowieku, kurwa, w którym ty wieku zyjesz??? Czy zes sie moze z fiutem wlasnym na łby pozamieniał? Przestań, kurwa, obgadywac kraje i ludzi, o ktorych gówno wiesz najwyrazniej, bo osmieszasz sie tylko. Ale przynajmniej w tym dalekim prymitywnym kraju Polsce nie trzymaja niewolników i nie chłoszczą czarnuchów, jak cos w polu spierdolą, co?

      • Zurack says:

        You cannot really compare boobs to genitals, it would be weird to touch your mother’s vagina, much weirder than touching her boobs for a silly photo.

    • Bassplaya (national hug a t**** day) says:

      Well, maybe you’re right about the first part, but it is obvious what this is showing. Look at the kid’s face. Tell me that doesn’t mean anything. This is clearly a messed up family. Don’t go around dissin da fails up in dis bitch.

      I almost forgot!

      *Hugs t**** *

    • raidzero says:

      epster, I see the point you’re trying to make but I’ve got to disagree quite strongly. There are perhaps endless things you could call ‘health family fun’, but this isn’t one of them. Family fun involves a trip to the grand canyon, playing scabble at night or telling jokes around the dinner table. Also for what it’s worth I was able to talk to my parents about sexuality, girlfriends, etc. and I’ve never been asked to grab them for a photo.

      Meh, I could be over reacting. But it seems pretty demented to me.

    • Anomnomnom Omnomnom says:

      This is the family where boys can feel up their mothers..

      If that’s “right” to you… I dread knowing how you grew up.

    • dickie says:

      but what happens when the nasty bugger on the right takes it slightly too far by slapping grandma Svetlana in the face with his ball sack during sunday dinner?..

    • Anonymoose says:

      You’re a sicko.

    • Cherrypie says:

      I still think they are a messed up family

  66. Mac says:

    Lol, why would your kids be touching your boobs?

  67. joana says:

    THIS IS IN SERBIA.

  68. Cranberry says:

    This calls for keyboard vomitting!! X 6

  69. Bassplaya (national hug a t**** day) says:

    How’s it going down here?

    • BondFan4518 says:

      I’m hanging on for dear life!

      *is clinging on to Bassplaya’s comment*

    • hammykins says:

      You got no idea what kind of s*** is about to go down.
      (guess the reference!)

      • jam says:

        No idea. Bad Boys?
        I hate it when it goes over 300 comments. My e-navigational skills suck.

        • hammykins says:

          Here’s a hint… it’s from a song.

        • plussingaswhich says:

          Me too! Hunting for new comments seems harder work than it should do.
          I want a new fail, please :-(

          • jam says:

            It gets to 300 and I just can’t be bothered anymore. Though, I’m still going tonight! errr…

            • Avis says:

              try ?cp=all after the slash behind the word fail in the bar at the top of the screen.

              • jam says:

                That’s just a ’show all’ though right? I’m doing that! It’s still annoying to find comments.
                Unless I’m missing something.

                • coyote says:

                  The Recent Comments thing not working after a certain point is a headache, literally. Scrolling past all of the comments when trying to keep a conversation going makes me ill. I’ve given up at times as well.

                  • Avis says:

                    There’s a trick to it, but I’m not sure I know how to explain it.
                    *takes a deep breath*
                    When you run the cursor over the recent comments section, the number of that comment shows up at the bottom of the screen (on my computer). You can then use that number to change the comment number in the bar at the top. If you also have the cp=all thing in play, it should take you directly to the comment you want.
                    *hopes that made sense*

                    • coyote says:

                      IT WORKED!!! You are a tech genius. My head and innards thank you. They still need to fix the Recent Comment box though.

                      • Avis says:

                        Hee! Thanks, but that is likely the extent of my computer know-how.
                        And yes, I would LOVE to be able to navigate this site without having to type a bunch of stuff in. Point and click would be a dream!

                        • And how about a refresh comments button so we don’t have to reload all the ads every time. And how about a function to take us to the posts that reply to our previous posts (and don’t even think about checking that little box…)

                          And how about I stop starting sentences with a conjunction?

                        • Avis says:

                          That might be a bit much to ask for. I’m still really only asking for more fails per day. THAT would be PERFECT!!

                        • coyote says:

                          NNN try getting Ad Block Plus. I have it and don’t see the ads at all.

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          *pops in before collapsing into bed*

                          Hi guys…I missed you today!

                          *hugs and squeezes*

                          *phlumph!*

                        • coyote says:

                          Sleep well Dragon. You’ve probably been out doing something productive. Well stop it! It only leads to tiredness and accomplishments.

                • Avis says:

                  Try using the ?cp thing and when you scroll through the recent comments box the number of each comment should appear at the bottom of the window, you can adjust the number in the bar at the top to the one you want.

                  I for the record am the least computer savvy person I know, so I don’t know all the right terms for things. This can make explanation difficult.

                  • coyote says:

                    What and where is the ?cp thing?

                    • hammykins says:

                      The thing at the top where you write the web address. I forget what it’s called.

                    • Avis says:

                      What Hammy said. You have to type it in after the / that follows the word fail, and before the #.
                      I’m really not trying to be confusing.

                      • coyote says:

                        Got it. See the above comment. You techy you.

                        • TMI Service says:

                          Two other approaches:
                          .
                          (1) Similar to the above: Go to the “Recent Comments” box. Hit the “blue” name of the fail that’s after the person’s name whose comment you want to view (the blue = a hotlink). Then, while the page is trying to load, paste “?cp=all” after the slash in the URL box after the word -fail. That way, when the page does load, it will take you to that comment. (credit: Admiral Apparent)
                          .
                          (2) To view all comments made in the last hour, just use the “find” function on your computer (CTRL+F), and search for that hour’s digit. Right now, for instance, the newest posts have a time stamp of “5:–” something o’clock. So you’d just do a search for every “5:” that appears on the page. (And to avoid getting “11:”’s or “12:’’s when you want “1:’s” or “2:”;s, you can place a space before the 1 or 2.)
                          .
                          The latter approach assumes you’re already using the “Show All” comments on one page option.

                        • jam says:

                          Thank the Lord!
                          I love you all.
                          *SQUEEZE*

  70. Macabre says:

    Anyone wonder who took the picture? Seeing as her and their hands are uh occupied?

  71. Jaye says:

    Oh my.

  72. coyote says:

    If you like this photo just wait for their Christmas card!

  73. WHO!? says:

    I can´t find anything wrong with this picture of two sons showing support for their mother with a loving hug. NOT A THING!

  74. Sarah says:

    …EWWWWWW EPIC FAIL AT PARENTING

  75. tinky says:

    So, what? Are they from a country that practices extended breast feeding? Ew. What kind of mother lets her kids cop a feel?

  76. kannadzuki says:

    Talk about washing your hands after touching Christians…

  77. sextorx says:

    got milf ?

  78. Suh'm says:

    haha that was in Polish! Before I even saw that it tells you what it says, I recognized the word synowie, which means sons.

    • ty to genialny jestes says:

      kurwa mać, kolejny mędrek się znalazł

      • g_hot says:

        no bo tu kurwa sami geniusze sa
        pierdola bez sensu

        • sona says:

          kurwa dokładnie, a co jeden to większe pierdoły sadzi, gdzie ich takich robią ciekawe, czy to może odrzuty z taśmy produkcyjnej sie na necie mądrzą tylko – a najlepszy to chyba jeden zjeb, co sie gdzies wyżej wymądrzał, że to kurwa tak jest w “tej europie”, że tam to się przeciez wszyscy i w rodzinach i w ogole za jajca łapią i za dupy i żartuja z tego, znawca się, psiakrew, znalazł… a te, “suh’m”, ty to kurwa bystry jestes jak woda w szalecie publicznym, uważaj tylko, co by cie babcia klozetowa scierą nie wytarła, bo znikniesz od tego

  79. Glenn says:

    I wish I was one of them

  80. bob says:

    ew…she’s ugly… but nice jugz :) , thats an epic fail

  81. Sway says:

    I believe that it would be an Epic Win for the boys involved though.

  82. F TANK says:

    Awesome mom win?…just kidding, this makes me embarrassed to be Polish

  83. Sargaroth says:

    So. Who said that it’s their mother?

  84. AAAAAAAA says:

    I bet they are horny already

  85. Fishstick says:

    …And STILL capable than Octo-Mom!

  86. Bean says:

    Hey, we need another player in our pick up game o Calvin ball. Any volunteers?

  87. Reina says:

    and she’s wearing a cross too…..

  88. Scrappy_Coco says:

    Oh so thats what westerners calls a MILF…

  89. fargoj says:

    Children win!

  90. Jadz says:

    i want her as my mother

  91. Jadz says:

    u can tell that the kid on the right is SUPER lovin it

  92. Ox says:

    If you cant keep it in the pants, keep it in the family

  93. dorion55 says:

    that’s my wife n the boys aren’t my son. :)

  94. Phaet says:

    You know Polish people stole that pic from funpic? It was added to funpic like one year ago.

  95. mig29speedjet says:

    GROSS!! That’s their mom? ewww

  96. blåbär says:

    Thats just so wrong! :|

  97. zuber says:

    THATS FROM POLAND AGAIN
    WTF!

  98. Shan says:

    Omg! I know the guy in Orange.. his name’s Ryan and next time I see him imma slap him!

  99. mukashi says:

    oh no… it’s from my country… what a fail @_@

  100. fial says:

    Spirit lifting WIN

    (-Y-)

  101. Dave says:

    Only Russians would do that

  102. Jim Seymore says:

    Wow, the Cross she is wearing is a nice touch!

    RT
    http://www.privacy.at.tc

  103. tkbnsfd says:

    that’s just wrong!

  104. Kate says:

    That’s just… idk… bad. the girl knew full on what she was doing… well at least the boys liked it. hahahaha

  105. FailEpic says:

    Wow… epic fail

  106. Ha Ha says:

    Well those poles are really sick psychos.

  107. Makoy says:

    milf = mother i’d like to fail

  108. Camp says:

    Victoria’s Secret’s new line of miracle bras…the Therapy Lift…

  109. J_Phred says:

    NICE RACK!!

  110. it's not their mother says:

    it’s their MILF!

  111. brt9 says:

    what if… the one on the left is the father of the one on the right?

  112. Snip3rM00n says:

    Its the wife of Pedo-bear!

  113. JR says:

    GOT MILK?

  114. Dick says:

    Gave me a boner

  115. kasra says:

    the one on the left is enjoying it thats weird

  116. clover says:

    supporting in polish is something like “pushing up…the spirit”

  117. Durgess says:

    NICE TITS!!!!!

  118. Z says:

    I DONT GET HOW THIS IS FAIL>>>>…

  119. starr says:

    This is horrible and that woman should be slapped. This is what is wrong with the world today. Women are WHORES everywhere and men are loving it.

    If you think this photo is ok you have a serious moral sickness.

    • yofo says:

      Lighten up! Can you not tell they are just joking around. This is not what is wrong with the world. Europeans are not as uptight about sex as we are. Mr Starr probably has children and he teaches them that sex is bad and they will grow up to be the perverts.

    • siemka kutafoniku! says:

      też masz kurwa sickness, syfilis się to nazywa i chyba juz mózg ci wyżarło zupełnie buraku

  120. InvisibleShadow says:

    Yick. Wrong!

  121. PiBo says:

    Her sons are supporting her in spirit? They are drunk? That explains a lot…
    Or they are trying to support her spirit by ‘bearing her cross?’

  122. stuartlittle says:

    They are holding what should have been their college education but is now in momma’s chest

  123. jammer29 says:

    AUNT RUTHIE?!?!??

  124. Jimbo says:

    Whatta disgusting filthy little family….

  125. raf says:

    this is polish nasza-klasa.pl

  126. siemka kutafoniku! says:

    o ja pierdole kolejny zjebek sie znalazl – was w tym waszym grajdole sieją, czy wy kurwa jak te skrobanki z wiader tak spierdalacie często po prostu?

  127. eddie says:

    where the hell did something like this come from?! And the kids certainly seem to be enjoying themselves *is sick*

  128. DRAKE says:

    did they come?

  129. shun says:

    very creepy

  130. HoB says:

    Either she just battled breast cancer or she was a man that had a sex change. Simple

  131. Borat Sagdiyev says:

    Niiiice, I like!

  132. F says:

    ALL YOUR COMMENTS SUCK

  133. mitsuturbo says:

    This looks like a double win!

  134. mojo says:

    Maybe her breasts were on fire, and they’re just glad to have put it out.

  135. Lee says:

    OK, WTF. I read a comment saying this is healthy. My boys can talk to me too, and we can joke, but they do not need to grab my boobs to make us more open with each other!

  136. []D[][]V[][]D says:

    Notice that her face is getting red

  137. j23 says:

    Kurwaaaa, co za stara katolicka raszpla ze swymi opóźnionymi w rozwoju bękartami z kwadratowymi czerepami – produkt wielopokoleniowej selekcji genów recesywnych i kilku lat istnienia naszej-klasy. Jebana rodzina adamsów.

  138. Puma says:

    sons of the spirits sustain me

    OMG WTF?

  139. Geminate says:

    How about a bra to support you in spirit? Or are they laying on hands and praying for your tits?

  140. TheJoe says:

    Copping a fail?

  141. Nacoran says:

    Apparently inbreeding is allowed in that family, and judging by the picture it has been for a few generations.

  142. supertrash says:

    omg nasza-klasa.pl what a milf O_o

  143. 101luvjasper says:

    holy shit that is funy,is that those boys mom?!?! if it is that is sick!!!
    hey,i know i sound really desperate and all but,im new and its kinda boring without frnds!if any off yall wanna be my friends your more than welcome!cause im a HUGE twilight fan,i read the books 6 times and saw the movie 13 times!-from the future Mrs.Jasper Hale.(username is-101luvjasper)

  144. BURNNNNNNNNNN says:

    LOL

  145. Duffman229 says:

    shoos?

    no?

    meh.

  146. Bob the Pollack says:

    Only a Pollack. ;)

  147. Polek says:

    666 EPIC FAIL !!!!

  148. Jocasta says:

    Even I don’t approve of this.

  149. Bull Moose says:

    It’s sad, but no one comprehends the true fail here. Someone wrote Polish graffiti on her red box that had to be translated.

    In other words, her red box graffiti was not accessable to the masses!

  150. Cherrypie says:

    the thing that gets me Is the fact she has the cross necklass witch kind of means she is Christian and I bet go would not aprove of Dutch behavior

  151. Jessi says:

    Oh, wow.
    This is just sick for the child holding her breast on the far right.
    That lady must be mental. God, why the hell would she let her sons do that?
    Mental idiots.

  152. Lai-Lai says:

    Are you sure its their mom & not just a pedophile teacher?

  153. bob says:

    or maby shes drunk
    or this is some porn thing in another country?
    maby russia, they hire hooka?

  154. Elliott says:

    Guys this is illegal. Shouldn’t someone report this?

  155. Elliott says:

    also I forgot to add. The kid on the right looks a bit too young to touch an older women’s boobs.

  156. DKK says:

    just milf ! pretty sick with the kids thu. and ye…you peps are shure isn’t it porn from some other country ? (russia, poland…) bit votka can do that xD

  157. Jizepie says:

    Get rid of those goofy looking children and put mommy on reality kings!!!!!!!!

  158. biff johnson says:

    the best is that shes wearing a cross and a wet smile hahahahha

  159. Katorcea says:

    HOLY FRIGGIN CRAP!
    lol!
    me agree with epster…
    BUT HOLY CRAP!

  160. beez says:

    incest alert >_> wow look at the kid on the right side. frigging horny as kid. haha

  161. combuf says:

    It’s called the Boy-Bra! Supports even the heaviest melons!

  162. alfaBAT9 says:

    EPIC.

  163. Wayne Coleman says:

    That Mother should be reported to the Police. That is SICK!!! Only in Poland!

  164. 00110000 says:

    That’s terribly sexy.

  165. philz says:

    Milf alert

  166. funnehkat says:

    i wonder if there posing or if at the last second they did that lol

  167. reaton says:

    nice cross there mom. Also can we assume that dad is taking the picture?

  168. DOGGETT says:

    So, it’s either thier mum, aunt, teacher, babysitter or random woman…

    NO ONE COMES OUT OF THAT PIC LOOKING GOOD !!!!

    FAIL FOR EVEYONE INVOLVED !

  169. James L says:

    Dude, that mum is hot! lucky kids

  170. Matt says:

    Those kids look effing retarded. Probably just getting ready for another generation of inbreeding.

  171. meow says:

    creeper

  172. Thehat says:

    Great mother….

  173. miyu says:

    WTF, PERVERTED DUDES!!!

  174. Alex says:

    This Photo Discusts me and you all should be Ashamed What kind of Parent lets there kid touch there Boob?? im bet im younger than all you creeps on here but if you think it is NOT mature at all… Who cares if there boys too IT IS WRONG!!!

  175. Velocicraptor says:

    Thats what i call a milf… a loose one i see…

  176. Velocicraptor says:

    Thats not incest! They are exited because of the milk! Come on! Who has not sucked his or hers moms tits bef… Okey… *leaves hopefully unnoticed*

  177. Rion says:

    “Meet my sons, Oedipus and Rex! Coincidentally those are also the names of my breast implants.”

  178. Mimi says:

    OMG! They’re Polish. I’m Polish. I’m sooo ashamed, goddamit oO

  179. Francisco says:

    That’s why I don’t bring my friends to my house…

  180. Ben says:

    Mom – Fail
    Kids – Win

  181. Shillaqueen says:

    The lad on the right obviously remembers the delights of breast-feeding.

  182. :D says:

    Lawl, Poles.

  183. dot dot dot says:

    how motherly….

  184. Harry says:

    thats an extremely nice pair

  185. aphexZero says:

    Come on! Those kids help their mom to advertise her MILF pr0n site.
    Finally they do something for they daily bread!

  186. Name (required) says:

    OMG parenting FAIL child WIN

  187. asia says:

    just from Poland.

    nasza klasa rządzi :D

  188. dtoll667 says:

    can i grab to?

  189. Ewa says:

    forreal…. thats some grody shit. i’m polish and thats straight up emberassing right there. ew.

  190. Name (required) says:

    Fail!

  191. TerminatorT says:

    wow 0.o omg fail!

  192. Edd says:

    Mmmm, i wish be one of those guys, that boobs are amazing mmmmmmmm

  193. Kolyan says:

    You are impotents and freaks, to you never to govern Russia!
    We you all will destroy, by the love and kindness.Russian from you nothing it is needed, not needed strong you, and Russia is STRONG!
    And meantime we bang our girls and your.

  194. ross says:

    nice tits

  195. Dwight says:

    I wish I were one of those two boys. I could be a friend that was almost like a son… ;)


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