failblog = time management fail…good for nothing, as of
late. sadly, i see more epic fails and ironic catastrophes in
a days’ work than i do after a week of failblog. get on your
shit, or give it up!
wow the people that make comments on this website are the biggest doucebags i have even seen. You aren’t funny at all and you come off sounding like a bunch of 40 year old virgins living in your mom’s basement.
We r 40-year old virgins in our moms basements,
But at least we have somewhere to live
*humming to the tune of “allways look on the bright side of life”* (Indeed!! I DID SAY R nor ARE, that’s right! R not Are!! PwnD!! Oh yeah!! Feelz goodz!!! Oh yeah!! Bai! )
No, it is not child porn. Not even close. Not the same league, not the same ballpark, not the same planet, not the same universe. If the Feds find this, they’re gonna go “EPIC FAIL”, pass it around the office and forget about it in about 6 hours.
I sent one in ages ago that was a side splitter. Okay, maybe not that good but at least mildly humorous. Never made it to the voting page. I suspect bribery or exchange of sexual favors are involved.
BTW, Avis. Just got back from “wtf” fail. Happened upon your clicky – “Fat Kid air guitar” – thanks. I can no longer hear that song without wanting to poke my mental eyes out.
Be warmed by the notion that I woke up this morning with that song in my head. Along with that video. I may never get past it myself.
I did say something about not wanting to suffer alone, didn’t I?
Tons of funny pics and videos with over 1000 votes (thumbs ups) never make it to the front page. The content is selected entirely on the admins’ whims, not based on its actual humor content (as decided by the voters). I lost count of the number of unbelievably good fails that I voted for thinking “this will surely be on the home page in 3 days time” only for it to disappear into voting oblivion.
Tons of funny pics and videos with over 1000 votes (thumbs ups) never make it to the front page. The content is selected entirely on the admins’ whims, not based on its actual humor content (as decided by the voters). I lost count of the number of unbelievably good fails that I voted for thinking “this will surely be on the home page in 3 days time” only for it to disappear into voting oblivion.
Where the heck is her right hand at in the photo (go ahead…look again)??? I also think the cross necklace was a nice “t-t-t-touch” on the over-sized mammary gland whelding mama’s part.
My thoughts are he’s talking about the event after Oedipus realized he had married his mother? The event where Oedipus sticks his own eyes out with his bare hands?
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From the Bible to the popular song,
Theres one theme that we find right along.
Of all ideals they hail as good,
The most sublime is motherhood.
There was a man, oh, who it seems,
Once carried this ideal to extremes.
He loved his mother and she loved him,
And yet his story is rather grim.
There once lived a man named oedipus rex.
You may have heard about his odd complex.
His name appears in freuds index
cause he loved his mother.
His rivals used to say quite a bit,
That as a monarch he was most unfit.
But still in all they had to admit
That he loved his mother.
Yes he loved his mother like no other.
His daughter was his sister and his son was his brother.
One thing on which you can depend is,
He sure knew who a boys best friend is!
When he found what he had done,
He tore his eyes out one by one.
A tragic end to a loyal son
Who loved his mother.
So be sweet and kind to mother,
Now and then have a chat.
Buy her candy or some flowers or a brand new hat.
But maybe you had better let it go at that!
Or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex,
And you may end up like oedipus.
Id rather marry a duck-billed platypus,
Than end up like old oedipus rex.
First we were asked to stop tazing them; now we can’t feed them to Boggy? What am I going to do now? Work? Next you’ll be asking me to pay my taxes, too! Geez!
Mammy,
Mammy,
The sun shines east, the sun shines west,
I know where the sun shines best–
Mammy,
My little mammy,
My heartstrings are tangled around Alabammy.
I’m comin’,
Sorry that I made you wait.
I’m comin’,
Hope and trust that I’m not late, oh oh oh
Mammy,
My little Mammy,
I’d walk a million miles
For one of your smiles,
My Mammy! Oh oh oh…
Let me make one thing clear: The phrases “I’m comin’” and “Mammy” were written WAY before they were euphemisms. This song has nothing about innuendo in it whatsoever.
This would probably make the song have more *beeps* than words. ich would suck, cause then there would be no melody AND you’d probably still hear the godamn beeps after the song is over.
You’re 15 and like Zeppelin? you look like any other rock-listening teenager I know.
Ever heard about Camel? Or Renaissance? Or Rick Wakeman? Or even Yes? Maybe Frank Zappa… Or Rush? Geddy Lee? Grand Funk Railroad? Genesis?
If you know at least a third of these… boy, you REALLY know old stuff.
Currently in my CD changer in my truck
1. Presidents of the United States of America
2. Across the Universe soundrack/Beatles
3.Nat King Cole
4. Johnny Cash
5. The Highwaymen/Waylon Jennings/Willie Nelson
6. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
7. Elvis Presley
8. Caroline’s Spine
9. Nena
10. Gaelic Storm
11. Da Vinci’s Notebook
12. Twisted Sister
I like to think I have fairly eclectic musical tastes for a 26 year old..
Me too. My CD rack includes Nat King Cole, BTO, Apocalyptica, Elliott Smith, the Lion King soundtrack, the Postal Service, Bob Marley, and Cheap Trick.
Currently in mine: (Not that anyone is really that interested)
Beatles
Faith no more (The older stuff)
The Everly Brothers
Genesis
Abba
Aerosmith
Eric Clapton
The Police
Green Day
Plus many more that I can’t be bothered to type out!
My CD Rack includes Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Vivaldi, Verdi, Tchaikovsky, 101 classic music, The Producers soundtrack, ABBA, Queen, 70’s hits and others.
Well it certainly proves we’re all different. It probably doesn’t prove the conjecture of younger people not knowing older stuff or vice versa.
I personally couldn’t care less as long as it sounds good!
My computer is my CD player, so no changer, but my iTunes list is beyond eclectic.
Beatles
Metallica
Enya
Robert Miles
Paul Simon
Pink Floyd
Pink Martini
Loreena McKinnit (sp?)
Dick Dale
Dropkick Murphys
Led Zepplin
Indigo Girls
and lots of classical and 80’s mixes, and oh lord, I could go on forever!
I recently undertook the challenge of expanding my playlist.
In phase 1, I found a variety of artists from my friends, family, and research into rock history. Then, in phase 2 checked up their “best of” albums to see which ones I would like to hear more of.
I’m currently in phase 3 – finding other albums by those artists whose sounds I liked.
Well, actually I am a bloody Progger. I think prog, eat prog and drink prog all day long. I breathe in 7/8 timestamp (well, not that much)!
I am a bassist, wich makes me an odd person already.
I looked like Geddy lee when I used a big hair (and that’s to be increddibly ugly)
I even have a Pink Floyd cover band!
Muddy Waters was AWESOME!
Zappa was really good too. His first album is more like… 100% Jazz than any Rock at all.
But if you mean really old stuff… Liszt is great (Rick Wakeman playin Liszt is awesome)… and Pyotr Tchaykovsky is great (Especially Marche Slave and 1812 Overture).
*Will not admit just what % of all the above^^ groups she knows*
I like all sorts. One of my favs that no one mentioned is “Simon and Garfunkel’s Greatest hits.”
(Told ya’ll I was a hippy)
Although they only released only 2 albums, the Traveling Wilburys are actually one of my favourite bands.George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison, Tom Petty,
Jeff Lynne – with a lineup like that, how could they not be awesome?
Ok, I may as well…
How about Nickel Creek? Fleetwood Mac, Journey, Steve Miller, Willie Nelson, Alabama,Allman Bros., Doobie Bros., Moody Blues, Foreigner, CCR, Jimmy Hendrix, Jim Croce, Eric Clapton, James Taylor (Whoo!)?
I am now in a good mood just thinking of all these lovely CDs.
Actually, my mom introduced me to Fleetwood Mac. And Foreigner. In fact, I share a lot of musical tastes with my parents – which is kind of weird. The Guess Who, Elton John, Toto… it goes on. Although my mom doesn’t like alternative as much. I know she’ll never try to borrow my R.E.M. or Pixies CDs.
I know who Yes, Rush, and Geddy Lee are. Geddy Lee is the bassist/singer of Rush, who is a very good band. I don’t know any of Yes’s songs, but I’ve heard of them before.
I just love that caption: “supporting me in spirit”?
Last time I checked my spirit was not contained in my boobs.
And by checked I mean did my monthly BSE.
PS – congrats on your queenly crowning this morning! You look delightful waaaaaay up there on that throne, surrounded by various and sundry royal cookies!
I’m quite sure that’s not even a European writing that. Geez, yall are so easy to get a rise out of! I can guarantee you that is an American giggling at your comments now, lol.
WTF dude what part of europe do kids grope their own mother, if it were my mates mum i wouldnt be too bothered but your own, thats kind of incestrious… incestrial… incestrian…incestriash… help me ou here!
Why thank you! Unfortunately, when I go to write important papers, my “abilities” vanish. And then I start using then more than than, always instead of eachother.
okay, this photo is from “nasza klasa” polish site similar to class-mates. and it is actually not so bad. you just can`t imagine, what horrible pictures people can upload there.
about translation… well, in polish that expression is an idiom, correct inglish phrase is “to cheer up”.
Does it occur to the people who make these pictures that putting “FAIL” on every single picture is not only not-funny, but actually pushing the boundaries of “FAIL” itself? Should like mix it up…or like let the picture speak for itself. Just seems retarded to me.
That’s a funny picture! It’s a little weird, but I think that was the point of the pose. To be awkward and funny, but I don’t think it’s perverted. That is their mother, and those boobs fed them. It’s like kissing your mom on the mouth (no tongue). Looks weird to some, but it isn’t to the family.
No, little british asian boy, I am not a redneck. Nor am I close to being a redneck. I understand that there are different levels of physical affection between one family and another. That doesn’t make it perverted. Before I got married, my father would lay with me in bed to watch TV or whatever,(I am a female) in a nonsexual way. After I got married, and started having “the sex” it was weirder, and I could tell he wasn’t even comfortable giving me hugs, because I wasn’t his little girl anymore, but a woman. Those kids are BABIES to that woman, not men or boys. To those kids, that is their MOMMY and not a woman. Her breasts are a part of her, and are NOT a sexual organ. Grow up and give your mom a hug, boy.
“Grow up”? Irked, those are two phrases I never, ever want to hear from anyone again. I have been told many times to “be more childish” and you tell me to “grow up”?
Anyway, what I was disturbed by was that you thought it was natural for kids to hold their mother’s breast in that manner. You mention lying with your dad, and that’s perfectly natural. But these boys are actually groping the breasts. There is a fine line between affection and the perverse, and the boys just crossed that line I think.
Ok, yeah that came out weird… I meant that even the kids didn’t see it as a joke because he has his tongue hanging out like a horn dog would. Nevermind, I don’t think I can word this right.
Your nation — without such breasts as these,
Which in the hands of children fall,
Which in, which in, which in the hands of children fall,
Where they shalt be supported, supported in great spirit –
Can have but envy of them Poles.
Rue Britannia!
Britannia rue the days –
Britons never, never, never shall touch these.
Irked, I was born here in the good ol’ U.S. of A. and I can state, with out a doubt, that if you think that this photo depicts normal behavior you are indeed a redneck.
Those boys are growing up alright. The licking of the lips and the broad smile tell me they are thinking – “These are my mommies breasts” and not “I finally have my hands on some feminine saddle bags.”
Prior to the collapse of the Soviet Union, Russians have had immense political influence and often outright rulership over Poland since the 18th century.
Dam Russians are receiving categorical opposition today from the Evenki people for their plans to construct a hydro-electric plant that will flood their homeland .
why would we dam Russians? and what would be the purpose of this Russian dam? are we trying to create a backup of Russians, instead of letting them flow naturally? For what purpose, are we using this dam for Russkielectric power? Perhaps we should just damn the Russians instead..
Your thoughts are alot like your mother that way… in other words, feelings are like your mother’s breasts. You know they are there, but that doesn’t mean you want to feel them..
I strongly agree with the “this is healthy family fun” camp here. It is obvious that the photo is just taken in jest, and it is good to see that the kids have been raised without shame about discussing sexuality (in that they can openly joke about it with their mother). This is the type of family in which the kids could talk openly with their mother about girlfriends and sex, etc in a few years instead of the typical situation where they may hide sexually transmitted disease or girlfriend pregnancy fears, etc.
As many have pointed out, this isn’t primarily about incest, but about the fact that they kids WERE (past tense) raised on their mother’s apparently generous milk supply! Sure, there is a touch of incest humor as well, but it is so obviously a humorous sub-plot that it should taken as such without screaming “taboo”!
I don’t agree with you. If this were two young girls holding their father’s crotch, EVERYONE would be up in arms about it. The fact that it’s a mother and her two sons does not make this any better.
Being able to talk open and honestly with your family about sex really shouldn’t include raunchy jokes. There are, and should be, boundaries.
Such boundaries are, of course, culturally relative. During grad study on ethnicity and family patterns, fuzz recalls stories of an immigrant father being charged in the U.S. with child molestation for cupping his son’s scrotum — which was a gesture of pride in his homeland — and of Polish parents matter-of-factly grabbing each other’s bottoms and speaking freely of “going to get you good tonight” in front of their children.
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(I’m no longer certain of the source reference; a likely candidate is Monica McGoldrick’s, Ethnicity and Family Therapy. )
I get that boundaries are subject to cultural interpretation, but I still maintain that some things are “just not right”. Parents exhibiting a healthy, active sex life (through flirting) seems like a good thing. Touching your children in a way that could get you arrested, not so much. Yes, Americans are hung up on sexuality. We started out as Puritans after all.
Imagine how different things might be if our Puritan fathers had actually followed the Bible and sworn their oaths — i.e., made their testimonies — the same way persons in the Middle East did, namely, by placing a hand on the testicles of the person to whom they were testifying.
A skąd takie posrane pomysły? Czy dobrze zgaduje, ze wydaje ci się, ludziku, ze w tym dziwnym dzikim kraju Polsce to sie wszyscy za dupy i za jajca łapia i gadaja takie idiotyzmy, jakie sadzisz? Człowieku, kurwa, w którym ty wieku zyjesz??? Czy zes sie moze z fiutem wlasnym na łby pozamieniał? Przestań, kurwa, obgadywac kraje i ludzi, o ktorych gówno wiesz najwyrazniej, bo osmieszasz sie tylko. Ale przynajmniej w tym dalekim prymitywnym kraju Polsce nie trzymaja niewolników i nie chłoszczą czarnuchów, jak cos w polu spierdolą, co?
Well, maybe you’re right about the first part, but it is obvious what this is showing. Look at the kid’s face. Tell me that doesn’t mean anything. This is clearly a messed up family. Don’t go around dissin da fails up in dis bitch.
epster, I see the point you’re trying to make but I’ve got to disagree quite strongly. There are perhaps endless things you could call ‘health family fun’, but this isn’t one of them. Family fun involves a trip to the grand canyon, playing scabble at night or telling jokes around the dinner table. Also for what it’s worth I was able to talk to my parents about sexuality, girlfriends, etc. and I’ve never been asked to grab them for a photo.
Meh, I could be over reacting. But it seems pretty demented to me.
but what happens when the nasty bugger on the right takes it slightly too far by slapping grandma Svetlana in the face with his ball sack during sunday dinner?..
The Recent Comments thing not working after a certain point is a headache, literally. Scrolling past all of the comments when trying to keep a conversation going makes me ill. I’ve given up at times as well.
There’s a trick to it, but I’m not sure I know how to explain it.
*takes a deep breath*
When you run the cursor over the recent comments section, the number of that comment shows up at the bottom of the screen (on my computer). You can then use that number to change the comment number in the bar at the top. If you also have the cp=all thing in play, it should take you directly to the comment you want.
*hopes that made sense*
Hee! Thanks, but that is likely the extent of my computer know-how.
And yes, I would LOVE to be able to navigate this site without having to type a bunch of stuff in. Point and click would be a dream!
And how about a refresh comments button so we don’t have to reload all the ads every time. And how about a function to take us to the posts that reply to our previous posts (and don’t even think about checking that little box…)
And how about I stop starting sentences with a conjunction?
Try using the ?cp thing and when you scroll through the recent comments box the number of each comment should appear at the bottom of the window, you can adjust the number in the bar at the top to the one you want.
I for the record am the least computer savvy person I know, so I don’t know all the right terms for things. This can make explanation difficult.
Two other approaches:
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(1) Similar to the above: Go to the “Recent Comments” box. Hit the “blue” name of the fail that’s after the person’s name whose comment you want to view (the blue = a hotlink). Then, while the page is trying to load, paste “?cp=all” after the slash in the URL box after the word -fail. That way, when the page does load, it will take you to that comment. (credit: Admiral Apparent)
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(2) To view all comments made in the last hour, just use the “find” function on your computer (CTRL+F), and search for that hour’s digit. Right now, for instance, the newest posts have a time stamp of “5:–” something o’clock. So you’d just do a search for every “5:” that appears on the page. (And to avoid getting “11:”’s or “12:’’s when you want “1:’s” or “2:”;s, you can place a space before the 1 or 2.)
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The latter approach assumes you’re already using the “Show All” comments on one page option.
kurwa dokładnie, a co jeden to większe pierdoły sadzi, gdzie ich takich robią ciekawe, czy to może odrzuty z taśmy produkcyjnej sie na necie mądrzą tylko – a najlepszy to chyba jeden zjeb, co sie gdzies wyżej wymądrzał, że to kurwa tak jest w “tej europie”, że tam to się przeciez wszyscy i w rodzinach i w ogole za jajca łapią i za dupy i żartuja z tego, znawca się, psiakrew, znalazł… a te, “suh’m”, ty to kurwa bystry jestes jak woda w szalecie publicznym, uważaj tylko, co by cie babcia klozetowa scierą nie wytarła, bo znikniesz od tego
Lighten up! Can you not tell they are just joking around. This is not what is wrong with the world. Europeans are not as uptight about sex as we are. Mr Starr probably has children and he teaches them that sex is bad and they will grow up to be the perverts.
OK, WTF. I read a comment saying this is healthy. My boys can talk to me too, and we can joke, but they do not need to grab my boobs to make us more open with each other!
Kurwaaaa, co za stara katolicka raszpla ze swymi opóźnionymi w rozwoju bękartami z kwadratowymi czerepami – produkt wielopokoleniowej selekcji genów recesywnych i kilku lat istnienia naszej-klasy. Jebana rodzina adamsów.
holy shit that is funy,is that those boys mom?!?! if it is that is sick!!!
hey,i know i sound really desperate and all but,im new and its kinda boring without frnds!if any off yall wanna be my friends your more than welcome!cause im a HUGE twilight fan,i read the books 6 times and saw the movie 13 times!-from the future Mrs.Jasper Hale.(username is-101luvjasper)
Oh, wow.
This is just sick for the child holding her breast on the far right.
That lady must be mental. God, why the hell would she let her sons do that?
Mental idiots.
just milf ! pretty sick with the kids thu. and ye…you peps are shure isn’t it porn from some other country ? (russia, poland…) bit votka can do that xD
This Photo Discusts me and you all should be Ashamed What kind of Parent lets there kid touch there Boob?? im bet im younger than all you creeps on here but if you think it is NOT mature at all… Who cares if there boys too IT IS WRONG!!!
You are impotents and freaks, to you never to govern Russia!
We you all will destroy, by the love and kindness.Russian from you nothing it is needed, not needed strong you, and Russia is STRONG!
And meantime we bang our girls and your.
O_o
THATS MY WIFE!
epic lose!
loose?
Snooze?
goose?
noose?
Nose?
Moose?
Shit
I Win?
you fail.
comment win
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
loose?
foose?
booze?
mouse?
a crazy moose loose in the hoose?
..What’s that aboot?
Oooo…Ubuntu symbol….
…
Never ever ever ever ever ever give anyone on here that
oppertunity. You should have known better
(Comments wont nest below this level) <- LOL
The moose with loose poops?
get out of me hoose you froot loops!
You forgot Igloos.
you noobs!
and gloops.
Juice?
Merely a homophone.
homo phone?
as the picture would have us know, aint nothin wrong with reachin out and touchin someone
wtf
failblog = time management fail…good for nothing, as of
late. sadly, i see more epic fails and ironic catastrophes in
a days’ work than i do after a week of failblog. get on your
shit, or give it up!
word
wow the people that make comments on this website are the biggest doucebags i have even seen. You aren’t funny at all and you come off sounding like a bunch of 40 year old virgins living in your mom’s basement.
BOOZE!
And more to the point papoose
The moose is in who’s noose?
TACO
im gonna go out on a limb here so here it goes
Jews
woohoo it ryhmes
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
what the titties?!
Man I love you guys
….and kangaroos
goose of moosey loobes…froooobes
@zack
We r 40-year old virgins in our moms basements,
)
But at least we have somewhere to live
*humming to the tune of “allways look on the bright side of life”* (Indeed!! I DID SAY R nor ARE, that’s right! R not Are!! PwnD!! Oh yeah!! Feelz goodz!!! Oh yeah!! Bai!
what are you, lettermage, sarah palin?
I remember that cartoon with Sylvester, the baby kangaroo, and the semi-blind-semi-Scottish lighthouse keeper… and the kangaroo thing… LoL
poo’s garage
i havea moose in my caboose
oh and thares one in the back of my train too my
fools?
milfs?
Gooze? it means fart in my language
Downright roomy, I’d bet.
Lose: Opposite of win, gain.
Loose: Opposite of tight.
Is it really that hard to comprehend? Why do people screw that up?
Humo(u)r, is it really that hard to comprehend?
Neighbo(u)r
Colo(u)r
Hono(u)r
You yanks get the idea.
yes, we do talldude
I do(u) to(u)o(u).
thats talld(u)de to us brits…
Damn right!
us canadians dont use the (o) we just say color and, humor…
Yeah, the british get a hard on from the letter U.
i get a boner from it
Because they have a screw loose?
Correction FAIL!
damn how da hell do u ppl no dat shes ther mom….maybe shes da girl next door…da old girl next door..
It is written below the photo, the text is in my mother tongue… sorry to destroy your morally pure explanation…
boose, bruce, cheuse, coos, cruce, deuce, deuss, doose, druce, duce, foose, fuoss, goose, hoose, juice, luce, moose, mousse, noose, preuss, pruess, reuss, ruess, seuss, sluice, spruce, truce, tyus, use, zeus.
u wish
xD
Your wife’s kind of a slut
I would hope those are your children too?
Your Wife?? An even bigger problem, it’s my girlfriend! – lol!
Notice how her face is getting red
The one on the left looks like an extreme pedo
The one on the right is a CHILD! The one in the middle needs her head examined.
Looks to me like she’s having her boobs examined.
And before you could even say “mammogram” they were off taking the picture like nobody’s business
lol, now THAT is funny.
momogram?
They all need real help. This qualifies as child abuse. This Fail is posted in extremely poor taste.
well its not child abuse unless its forced. those little perverts probably enjoyed it.
They are children, its abuse!
The guy on the left is touching his mother’s breast, that would be incest, not paedophilia…
They are children, not mature enough for adult decisions. Its abuse.
Seriously… Why?
why not?
Why why not?
When the Feds find this one, someone is gonna go to jail. This falls under the child porn net.
No, it is not child porn. Not even close. Not the same league, not the same ballpark, not the same planet, not the same universe. If the Feds find this, they’re gonna go “EPIC FAIL”, pass it around the office and forget about it in about 6 hours.
brb, feh
how?
These people are not in the US.
Ironically, only in the “land of the free” would
this be illegal.
Under 18 years it’s child porn but under 18 months it’s a cute child fed on breast.
They are not yet weaned actually.
Just ’cause it makes you lube, that doesn’t make it child porn.
it’s serbian or smthing..no feds there lawl
it’s from Poland, there are more pics on nasza-klasa.pl
What feds? Did you read the captions? This picture’s not from the USA.
… Really?
Uh. No.
Nuh uh
No it doesn’t. If it did, it would be illegal for it to be posted here. If it did, you could be arrested just for seeing it. You imbecile.
how come I never get any of my pics on here. I upload lots of them and havent seen one.
They have to be funny.
They also have to be voted on.
I sent one in ages ago that was a side splitter. Okay, maybe not that good but at least mildly humorous. Never made it to the voting page. I suspect bribery or exchange of sexual favors are involved.
PS., By the way Avis It is snowing here.
It’s raining here. Grey and cold too. But not freezing. And at this point I chose to see the current weather as an improvement.
We had a beautiful 73 degree (C) day! Wish you all would have had one as well.
BTW, Avis. Just got back from “wtf” fail. Happened upon your clicky – “Fat Kid air guitar” – thanks. I can no longer hear that song without wanting to poke my mental eyes out.
Be warmed by the notion that I woke up this morning with that song in my head. Along with that video. I may never get past it myself.
I did say something about not wanting to suffer alone, didn’t I?
I’ve got a link if you want something more annoying, but much less disturbing to take its place.
Pffftt. That’s not bad. Gimme a few minutes. I’ll find annoying. MINUS disturbing.
Here you go. Annoying, but not disturbing.
Assuming of course that it worked.
That one’s pretty annoying, but I still think mine is better at driving scary images out of your mind.
I dare you to actually watch the one I posted yesterday.
You’re on!
*passes Hammy some brain bleach*
Here, I think you’re gonna need this.
*falls head-first into pool of brain bleach, reminiscent of Cameron*
It could have been worse.
I can’t imagine how. And I don’t want to know how.
I’ll spare you my over-active imagination.
I’m sorry to hear that. Where are you located Coyote?
In Lynnwood, just north of Seattle.
From some of your comments I have observed, I think we could talk a bit. Of course, not in open forum here. Just a thought. I am always up late.
*Does not understand why name changed^.*
I didn’t re-type anything!
Tons of funny pics and videos with over 1000 votes (thumbs ups) never make it to the front page. The content is selected entirely on the admins’ whims, not based on its actual humor content (as decided by the voters). I lost count of the number of unbelievably good fails that I voted for thinking “this will surely be on the home page in 3 days time” only for it to disappear into voting oblivion.
Same, and mine are all epic – no joke
Do your pictures involve boobs?
Tons of funny pics and videos with over 1000 votes (thumbs ups) never make it to the front page. The content is selected entirely on the admins’ whims, not based on its actual humor content (as decided by the voters). I lost count of the number of unbelievably good fails that I voted for thinking “this will surely be on the home page in 3 days time” only for it to disappear into voting oblivion.
….maybe Freud was on to something……..
Wouldn’t you love to hear his comments on this. I think that you are the first to mention Freud. That may be significant.
I think he would mainly say “I told you so!” and then do a little “I told you so!” dance.
Looks like a WIN-WIN to me!!
why are there eyes closed?
well they’re certainly “supporting” but not just her spirit
What would Jesus say? o:
Where the heck is her right hand at in the photo (go ahead…look again)??? I also think the cross necklace was a nice “t-t-t-touch” on the over-sized mammary gland whelding mama’s part.
photo from nasza-klasa.pl
WIN!!!
the website is Nasza Klasa (our class) (naszaklasa.pl) and it is for polish ppl. i have an acc. when i saw the pic, i was like omg
REPLY TO FIRST lol…
that is disturbing….plus shes wearing a cross o.O
Oh geez…
Woulda said deez
I hope she gave them a cookie to go with that milk.
More like a piece of pie.
Or a bagged lunch
Or a how’s your father?
WTF?
Or a Chicago Bullfight
Fish pie?
lol!be my frnd?you seem cool enough?
Two Oedipus Complexes coming up!
AAAAH!!! MY EYES!!!
And it wasn’t even a link!
Note to self – when opening failblog, close eyes immediately.
My thoughts are he’s talking about the event after Oedipus realized he had married his mother? The event where Oedipus sticks his own eyes out with his bare hands?
um… it was his mother’s broach he used to stab out his eyes after he realized he had been an incestuous prick.
There are different versions as to quite how he does it.
theres quite a current version of candid camera as howie do it
*releases bee army*
Mwahahahahaha!!!
Oeddy had a good reason to look for virgins.
Actually, he rubbed his eyes against sharp rocks is what ive always heard from my classics teachers.
In Sophocles’ version, Oedipus dashes his eyes out with a broach taken from Jocasta’s handing dead body.
In another version, he says something along the lines of “o smite me you mighty smiter” and they do and he goes blind.
Really? In the play, he uses pins from his dead mother’s robe. I can’t recall any differing versions, either…
(I don’t, umn. Own several translations or anything).
When my class read it, the broach was the eye-stabber.
You’re right! I don’t see a father in the picutre so he must be dead already.
*stealthily rearranges ‘picture’ before anyone notices*
hawt cutre
Probably died of milk overdose.
And your avatar’s fine
I know, it’s a damn good drawing of me!
Ehy Brian watched your pics on Facebook….you are a GOD! O_O
I’m not Brian but I’ll be sure to pass your favourable comment on to him!
Thank you
The father is taking the photo!
He took the picture!!
i think he’s taking picture…now that is family of failures
the father is taking the picture.
Or he’s taking the picture. You need a license to drive but not to be a parent
Clickie for the short version of Oedipus.
(It’s a video)
Oh, dear! He is a potato. Someone should tell him it isn’t safe for his kind around here.
“Performed by vegetables” ?????
On second thought – Produce WIN!
It’s like Veggie Tales, only much more intense.
[link]
From the Bible to the popular song,
Theres one theme that we find right along.
Of all ideals they hail as good,
The most sublime is motherhood.
There was a man, oh, who it seems,
Once carried this ideal to extremes.
He loved his mother and she loved him,
And yet his story is rather grim.
There once lived a man named oedipus rex.
You may have heard about his odd complex.
His name appears in freuds index
cause he loved his mother.
His rivals used to say quite a bit,
That as a monarch he was most unfit.
But still in all they had to admit
That he loved his mother.
Yes he loved his mother like no other.
His daughter was his sister and his son was his brother.
One thing on which you can depend is,
He sure knew who a boys best friend is!
When he found what he had done,
He tore his eyes out one by one.
A tragic end to a loyal son
Who loved his mother.
So be sweet and kind to mother,
Now and then have a chat.
Buy her candy or some flowers or a brand new hat.
But maybe you had better let it go at that!
Or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex,
And you may end up like oedipus.
Id rather marry a duck-billed platypus,
Than end up like old oedipus rex.
Another Lehrer fan, I’m astonished!
What’s not to love about Tom?
Did someone say Oedipus?
FWIRST
That’s just plain wrong
FWAT?!
It’s the sequel of S.W.A.T. *kerpow*
Cool Fwip!
I really really want to say something.. but i’ll probably get fed to boggy…. *hold back*… *fights it..* *loses* TWAT!
Last I checked we stopped feeding trolls to boggy… and the troll population went down a ton! Anyone else notice the lack of trolls?
Shhh!!! When you mention the t-word, they come back.
Sorry! Then I proclaim national hug a t**** day.
Hug a twat day?
(HEY – Saint started it!)
First we were asked to stop tazing them; now we can’t feed them to Boggy? What am I going to do now? Work? Next you’ll be asking me to pay my taxes, too! Geez!
Wrong on so many levels. Think those kids will be twisted?
look at their faces, they are quite twisted.
I really don’t want to know what the boy with the stuck out tongue is suggesting.
At least the boys have their eyes closed? O.o
The boy with his tongue out doesnt have his eyes closed
Whats the point?
Those are adult dwarfs!
I can tell by the left ones mustache..
And the tall girly guy in the middle just worked out too much.
Good thing they cropped that photo above the waistline.
Ewww…
*Refrains from saying anything about cookies, due to the extenuating circumstance*
Wise choice.
YESS!
YEPP!
YEFF!
YAWN
YESH.
sorry, i mistyped “this is boring”
MESH
meh
YELP
YELP!
wow. thats. just. wrong. whats that poor kid doing with his tounge?
he will probably lick his tounge with his tongue, to get it all shiny and lubed up.
That is the most disturbing comment I have seen in the past hour. Well done.
Excuse me while I get my eyebleach.
What has been seen, cannot be unseen
unfortunately. :-/
bwuhahahahahaahahahaha XD
in deepest sympathy
Vomit.
This looks like a great snap for the family album. They should make it into a card and send it out at Christmas.
Merry Christmas from Mom, the boys and the girls
Like he said above, good thing the photo is cropped – the card could have showed the whole family.
oh, my! NOT a mental picture I wanted.
brain bleach please?
*proffers brain bleach* I know what you mean. I just finished scrubbing.
Hey, that guy above started it!
Mind if I borrow that bleach when yer done?
Here ya go.
*Gives cookies back to DTI*
wow, just look at the two boys,
they looks like a bunch of douchbags
And you know what’s best? That’s from Poland, country I live in!
Shoot me.
*notes “mamm” portion of mammix’s name*
Mammy,
Mammy,
The sun shines east, the sun shines west,
I know where the sun shines best–
Mammy,
My little mammy,
My heartstrings are tangled around Alabammy.
I’m comin’,
Sorry that I made you wait.
I’m comin’,
Hope and trust that I’m not late, oh oh oh
Mammy,
My little Mammy,
I’d walk a million miles
For one of your smiles,
My Mammy! Oh oh oh…
Wha?
Sorry, the song must be too old.
That was Al Jolson’s “Mammy”.
Creepy.
Let me make one thing clear: The phrases “I’m comin’” and “Mammy” were written WAY before they were euphemisms. This song has nothing about innuendo in it whatsoever.
I know, but in todays context, that would never have made it to radio. The censors would have had fits.
This would probably make the song have more *beeps* than words. ich would suck, cause then there would be no melody AND you’d probably still hear the godamn beeps after the song is over.
When I hear of “Mammy,” I think of Jolson prancing around on stage in blackface, making fun of American blacks.
I heard the radio censor the word rubbers today.
Whats the world coming to?
That’s what I was thinking too.
BFF, whatever that is, it’s a bit disturbing.
Aw, come on.
One of the most famous musical tunes of Al Jolson. WHY DOES NO ONE RECOGNIZE HIS SONGS?!
Most of us have never heard his “Oedipus” album – it’s pretty much a collector’s item these days.
Dude, I did and I’m only 17.
You guys, it’s just an very old song.
And I’m only 15!
What is this, a parallel universe where teens know the oldies?
I’m 16 and I don’t know who Al Jolson is.
Does that make things better?
Ah, but according to this thread, 2 in 3 teenagers know about Al Jolson.
That’s true. You can’t argue with statistics.
*starts shouting at 65% for not being 40%*
2 in 4. I’m sorry.
Oh no! What happened to the status quo?
They split up, but they still reform periodically to tour and release albums.
What happened to the Status Quo?
I think they’re still on the oldies circuit.
(About five people will get that one.)
Ozy!
The status quo was violently murdered upon the release of high school musical.
3 in 5
that’s more than half!
But less than double!
Heym I’m 15, Never heard of him.
and I like Led Zeppelin…
You’re 15 and like Zeppelin? you look like any other rock-listening teenager I know.
Ever heard about Camel? Or Renaissance? Or Rick Wakeman? Or even Yes? Maybe Frank Zappa… Or Rush? Geddy Lee? Grand Funk Railroad? Genesis?
If you know at least a third of these… boy, you REALLY know old stuff.
Only if you like prog rock. Try a little diversity.
How about Nat King Cole? Jefferson Airplane? T. Rex? Muddy Waters?
Ah. Muddy waters. He was awesome.
Lemme see… Frank Zappa was strange, I have a few of his songs.
Grand Funk Railroad was pretty good, but I don’t have any of their songs.
The singer for Rush sounds a little strange… reminds me of Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh.
What about The Band? CCR? The Grateful Dead? Little Feat?
Blues wise, what about ZZ Top? George Thorogood?
Clapton & friends (Cream, Blind Faith, Derek and the Dominoes? his solo work)? John Lee Hooker?
Or, to go even older, Mendelssohn? Vagner? Schubert? Liszt?
ZZ Top kicks everyone’s A.
*Wagner.
Jeez…. I feel old now!
Why, do you know who Al Jolson is?
I’ve heard his name, something about singing jazz but no, not really.
I’m a ’60’s/70’s music’ kinda girl.
Currently in my CD changer in my truck
1. Presidents of the United States of America
2. Across the Universe soundrack/Beatles
3.Nat King Cole
4. Johnny Cash
5. The Highwaymen/Waylon Jennings/Willie Nelson
6. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
7. Elvis Presley
8. Caroline’s Spine
9. Nena
10. Gaelic Storm
11. Da Vinci’s Notebook
12. Twisted Sister
I like to think I have fairly eclectic musical tastes for a 26 year old..
You’re not making me feel any younger here sweety!
Me too. My CD rack includes Nat King Cole, BTO, Apocalyptica, Elliott Smith, the Lion King soundtrack, the Postal Service, Bob Marley, and Cheap Trick.
Oh, and the Beach Boys! Pretty much the best ever.
Currently in mine: (Not that anyone is really that interested)
Beatles
Faith no more (The older stuff)
The Everly Brothers
Genesis
Abba
Aerosmith
Eric Clapton
The Police
Green Day
Plus many more that I can’t be bothered to type out!
The question is, what does our list say about us?
I dunno, that I have awesome taste in music?
My CD Rack includes Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Vivaldi, Verdi, Tchaikovsky, 101 classic music, The Producers soundtrack, ABBA, Queen, 70’s hits and others.
Well it certainly proves we’re all different. It probably doesn’t prove the conjecture of younger people not knowing older stuff or vice versa.
I personally couldn’t care less as long as it sounds good!
Too true.
And not just age, but also genre. For example, two of my favo(u)rites are Jeremy Soule, a video game/film composer, and the Beach Boys.
I’m having a Japanese hip-hop day
Oh my Lordy! I can’t believe I missed Stevie from the list.
I must be tired.
Stevie who? Wonder? Ray Vaughan?
Wonder, of course!
My computer is my CD player, so no changer, but my iTunes list is beyond eclectic.
Beatles
Metallica
Enya
Robert Miles
Paul Simon
Pink Floyd
Pink Martini
Loreena McKinnit (sp?)
Dick Dale
Dropkick Murphys
Led Zepplin
Indigo Girls
and lots of classical and 80’s mixes, and oh lord, I could go on forever!
My time line ranges from Gregorian Chant to Charlotte Church. There is also a good sized collection of 78’s. Latest purchase was two Stan Borsen cds.
I recently undertook the challenge of expanding my playlist.
In phase 1, I found a variety of artists from my friends, family, and research into rock history. Then, in phase 2 checked up their “best of” albums to see which ones I would like to hear more of.
I’m currently in phase 3 – finding other albums by those artists whose sounds I liked.
LMAO
Well, actually I am a bloody Progger. I think prog, eat prog and drink prog all day long. I breathe in 7/8 timestamp (well, not that much)!
I am a bassist, wich makes me an odd person already.
I looked like Geddy lee when I used a big hair (and that’s to be increddibly ugly)
I even have a Pink Floyd cover band!
Muddy Waters was AWESOME!
Zappa was really good too. His first album is more like… 100% Jazz than any Rock at all.
But if you mean really old stuff… Liszt is great (Rick Wakeman playin Liszt is awesome)… and Pyotr Tchaykovsky is great (Especially Marche Slave and 1812 Overture).
*Will not admit just what % of all the above^^ groups she knows*
I like all sorts. One of my favs that no one mentioned is “Simon and Garfunkel’s Greatest hits.”
(Told ya’ll I was a hippy)
Sidhe, I have that one too! I’m partial to “The Dangling Conversation” myself. You?
Although they only released only 2 albums, the Traveling Wilburys are actually one of my favourite bands.George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison, Tom Petty,
Jeff Lynne – with a lineup like that, how could they not be awesome?
As for S&G, I really like “Cecilia.”
*removes superfluous “only”*
*kersplortch*
Well, my fav S&G is “Scarborough Fair/Canticle,” but love “The Sound of Silence”, too.
Yeah, “Sounds of Silence” is a good one.
AAhhh… Nice. I haven’t played it in a while; have it thumpin’ now though. Whee!!!
I don’t have the Travelling Wilburys but I borrowed the tape once and almost wore it out.
Ok, I may as well…
How about Nickel Creek? Fleetwood Mac, Journey, Steve Miller, Willie Nelson, Alabama,Allman Bros., Doobie Bros., Moody Blues, Foreigner, CCR, Jimmy Hendrix, Jim Croce, Eric Clapton, James Taylor (Whoo!)?
I am now in a good mood just thinking of all these lovely CDs.
Actually, my mom introduced me to Fleetwood Mac. And Foreigner. In fact, I share a lot of musical tastes with my parents – which is kind of weird. The Guess Who, Elton John, Toto… it goes on. Although my mom doesn’t like alternative as much. I know she’ll never try to borrow my R.E.M. or Pixies CDs.
I would love to see Toto live. I’ve never actually been to a rock concert.
*sigh* Maybe someday…
Chin up! You’ll get there. Just don’t wear your best clothes.
I know who Yes, Rush, and Geddy Lee are. Geddy Lee is the bassist/singer of Rush, who is a very good band. I don’t know any of Yes’s songs, but I’ve heard of them before.
comment FAIL!
*vetoes Gigitsu’s “comment FAIL”*
There, now BondFan4518 has a clean slate.
I am a bit shocked as well at the lack of song recognition.
I’m over 40 and I recognized it…
How I love ya, How I love ya
MAMMY!
Did you ever hear his Sonny Boy? One of the saddest songs ever done.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is this child porn?
i mean if there was a little girl instead, grabbing sb’s dick would it be child porn?
Maybe, either way it’s verging on incest!
Verging on? I think they’ve already burnt that bridge.
Burnt it, pissed on it then raped the ashes before posting the video on youtube which subsequently got taken down to be replaced by a rick roll
C’mon… maybe they are still Breast Feeding. What would be wrong with that?
that’s what happens when you inbreed for 8 generationgs
yep – first the kids start grabbing all the breasts, then in the 9th generation spelling capabilities get shot to hell.
^ WIN!!!
That’s no fail at all, having a funny mother like that is a total win.
rofl you must be one of those kids
What “funny” mother lets there two sons touch her titties?
who says its their mum
So fondling your mother’s breasts is a perfectly normal activity for you?
*scootches*
*scootches*
*runs away*
There’s funny and theres… “funny” :-/
As if they were getting any sort of sexual pleasure out of it. They were making fun, stop pretending you didn’t get it.
It is still sick.
Avis, try telling this to Irked.
She told me to grow up. Grrrr!
My ‘fun stops here line’ is drawn WAAAAAY in advance of letting close family members grope me for a joke, how about you?
you mean funny haha and funny uh-oh. this picture is funny uh-oh.
And she’s the one related to your “funny” uncle, right?
The family tree is a circle.
I’m trying to decide if that’s better than a single straight line.
Have you ever heard the song I’m My Own Grandpa?
lololololololol
Extra Extra!
Multiple Moppets Massaging Mummy’s Mammories!
That sounds like a Sun headline.
Couple of kids clowning with CCCC cups?
I just love that caption: “supporting me in spirit”?
Last time I checked my spirit was not contained in my boobs.
And by checked I mean did my monthly BSE.
Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy??
PS – congrats on your queenly crowning this morning! You look delightful waaaaaay up there on that throne, surrounded by various and sundry royal cookies!
Botched Social Experiment?
That fits in SO well with the caption.
They’re definately supporting something, and maybe there were spirits involved…
Where’s the fail? This is totally normal here in Europe. You Americans need to lighten up! Did you forget what breasts are for? (Use #2)
WTF! STFU!
In America we don’t breast feed our 14 year olds. Yhea, we totally need to lighten up.
^(note sarcasm)^
LOLz – I don’t think it’s gonna help, alas…
*sigh* Oh, well.
In Soviet Russia breasts squeeze YOU.
I knew someone was going to say that, sooner or later! I’m just surprised it took this long. (You have no idea how hard it was for me NOT to post it!)
I’m sorry, what?
I am from Holland and believe me
i have never done anything like that
I am from england, we dont do it, but i wish we did!
There is a guy with a happy mind.
yeah, emphasis on “happy”.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
No, I’m glad we don’t !!!
I’m quite sure that’s not even a European writing that. Geez, yall are so easy to get a rise out of! I can guarantee you that is an American giggling at your comments now, lol.
and poland istn’t european? hehe.
Don’t mess with the nation that needs medication!
WTF dude what part of europe do kids grope their own mother, if it were my mates mum i wouldnt be too bothered but your own, thats kind of incestrious… incestrial… incestrian…incestriash… help me ou here!
WTF, i’m from Belgium and the last time i got breast food was when i was 1 or something like that, incest FTL !!
That’s SO WRONG on so many levels x(. They all look far too happy.
How do you know it’s their mom?
read the note at the bottom
Because the words in the red box have been translated.
They read “My SONS are supporting me in spirit”.
True. Then comes the question, what if it’s not their mother it’s their… I’ll stop there.
Please don’t finish that thought.
” … curb thou the high spirit in thy breast …”
~ Homer
Unrelated note: thanks for being that 1 in 5 people that know how to spell and use the three there, their and they’re.
Why thank you! Unfortunately, when I go to write important papers, my “abilities” vanish. And then I start using then more than than, always instead of eachother.
Try reading the translation below the fail.
w00t for speedy FB responders!
What everyone else said lol…
And it would be disturbing even if it wasn’t their mom. Perhaps even creepier…
Like if the text box said “My handsome young next door neighbors are supporting me in spirit.”
SEE??
I think i can beat that, “My lovely brothers are supporting me in spirit”
as one boy turns to the other and says “What’s the holdup, bra?”
The two potential fathers are supporting me in spirit
okay, this photo is from “nasza klasa” polish site similar to class-mates. and it is actually not so bad. you just can`t imagine, what horrible pictures people can upload there.
about translation… well, in polish that expression is an idiom, correct inglish phrase is “to cheer up”.
…english phrase… -_-`
Thats not how I cheer my mom up…
This is how sons cheer up their mothers in Poland?
in very special subcultures ^_^
*opens new business* Welcome to Happy Mamas, how can I cheer up your mother today?
Are there any job openings?
typical kids of psa krev
er, what?
…you mean “psia krew”?
Ok, that is just wrong on so many levels…
Maybe…she had cancer there….and now she’s alright…and the sons are just sooo happy…*shifty eyes*
Noone even bother to translate this. How do you accept a picture you don’t even understand?! I know what it says but I won’t tell you. I’m mean.
Tip – before commenting, look right below the fail.
Notice the translation right underneath the picture….
*Hugs t**** *
*Hugs t**** *
I don’t think anyone could write ANYTHING, in any language, that would make this a good picture to look at…
See you all later! Have a good weekend!
I’m gonna do her to prove you guys I’m not gay, k?
Good luck with that, you sad, sad little stalker.
Is that what the one on the left is saying?
That wouldn’t prove a thing.
Wow. I hope they are adopted.
The child on the right is just creepy.
Ya know I wonder who took this pic.
Nikon, he’s a crazy Polish dude that gets people to pose in funny ways.
I had no idea eyes could copulate.
The More You know.
Get out of here, little red.
*boot*
The cloning sequence is a success!
LMAO
Pwnd.
O_o
x(
Does it occur to the people who make these pictures that putting “FAIL” on every single picture is not only not-funny, but actually pushing the boundaries of “FAIL” itself? Should like mix it up…or like let the picture speak for itself. Just seems retarded to me.
You idiot, that’s exactly what makes them hilarious rather than just more dumb pictures.
fail
A fail about failing fails? Thats new.
Yes, but…it’s not funny to see “FAIL” plastered on every picture. We all know it’s a failure. That’s why the picture is on the site.
*hugs troll*
*hugs bassplaya* for hugging trolls
Take a look at how one submits a picture.
The cross around her neck seems somewhat… misguided
I noticed that too.
it’s from wincest cathedral
it’s not bringing her down in spirit —
her babies have obviously not left town
We have a name for that phenomenon in my house. “Cleavage for Jesus”.
You see a lot of it the south.
Sermon on the mounds.
*ROFL!!*
I KNOW! thinking the same thing.
I can’t see the pic.
It’s just a fail.
Yep, pic fail…
Pic fail
Wincest anyone?
Never, ever, EVER do those two words belong together.
what two words, Windex and fiercest?
It does clean windows better than anything else.
You wouldn’t happen to be a BnL fan, would you?
Win
This has to be breaking some law, right?
only in cleveland. hi-yo!!!!!!! *rim shot from smitty*
INCEST WIN!
the term is ‘Wincest’.
That’s a funny picture! It’s a little weird, but I think that was the point of the pose. To be awkward and funny, but I don’t think it’s perverted. That is their mother, and those boobs fed them. It’s like kissing your mom on the mouth (no tongue). Looks weird to some, but it isn’t to the family.
You know you’re a redneck when…
No, little british asian boy, I am not a redneck. Nor am I close to being a redneck. I understand that there are different levels of physical affection between one family and another. That doesn’t make it perverted. Before I got married, my father would lay with me in bed to watch TV or whatever,(I am a female) in a nonsexual way. After I got married, and started having “the sex” it was weirder, and I could tell he wasn’t even comfortable giving me hugs, because I wasn’t his little girl anymore, but a woman. Those kids are BABIES to that woman, not men or boys. To those kids, that is their MOMMY and not a woman. Her breasts are a part of her, and are NOT a sexual organ. Grow up and give your mom a hug, boy.
“Grow up”? Irked, those are two phrases I never, ever want to hear from anyone again. I have been told many times to “be more childish” and you tell me to “grow up”?
Anyway, what I was disturbed by was that you thought it was natural for kids to hold their mother’s breast in that manner. You mention lying with your dad, and that’s perfectly natural. But these boys are actually groping the breasts. There is a fine line between affection and the perverse, and the boys just crossed that line I think.
grow sideways
That would only be a lateral move.
grow tesseract-wise
Their just messing around, can’t you see their just joking and though the picture would be funny?
it’s “THEY’RE” just messing around, and no, it’s not funny. That kid pointing his tongue at his mom’s tit tells me it is not funny.
That’s what tells you it’s not funny?
Ok, yeah that came out weird… I meant that even the kids didn’t see it as a joke because he has his tongue hanging out like a horn dog would. Nevermind, I don’t think I can word this right.
Recognizing fail, fail.
ahem? what is wrong with british people?
Nothing at all, old bean!
My point exactly!
*choir sings RULE BRITANNIA*
Your nation — without such breasts as these,
Which in the hands of children fall,
Which in, which in, which in the hands of children fall,
Where they shalt be supported, supported in great spirit –
Can have but envy of them Poles.
Rue Britannia!
Britannia rue the days –
Britons never, never, never shall touch these.
*Kicks flogger out of the choir*
Irked, I was born here in the good ol’ U.S. of A. and I can state, with out a doubt, that if you think that this photo depicts normal behavior you are indeed a redneck.
Those boys are growing up alright. The licking of the lips and the broad smile tell me they are thinking – “These are my mommies breasts” and not “I finally have my hands on some feminine saddle bags.”
Perfect. Perfect. Thank you.
It’s not incestuous because those breasts aren’t hers.
HILARIOUS!
That would be the female equivalant of micheal jakson wouldnt it?
For some reason, i have lost my ability to spell.
*passes bukkit*
Enjoy.
huzzah!
*gets attacked by LOLruses*
all your breasts are belong to somebody else
HA!
MILF WIN
I’m seeing a potential Jerry Springer episode in this pic.
This is really sick! O.o
YEah! Disgusting!
I saw an infant a couple of days ago sucking on some womens breast!!!!!
DUDE!
Isn´t THAT childporn?
No, thats breastfeeding you retard
oh.. O_O
Breastfeeding.. Where can I do that? And what does it cost`?
You need to find your mother. And it will cost you your soul.
Damnit!
I knew i was gonna need it someday..
Never trust horned redpeople i thought!
For some reason, SoundRueTheWaves have lost the ability to detect sarcastic social commentary on the cultural relativity of sexual mores.
Oh..
I thank you for pointing that out!
Here.. Have a nipple!
Flipping heck, i wouldnt mind a piece of that, MILF!
U ppl r missin da point…BIG ass tits!!!!
she has ass tits? doesn’t that make it hard to sit down?
so u mean she got 4 tits…evn better
you should probably consult Yahoo!Answers on that
how cum when i look at this picture, i pee yogurt? its like so weird!!!
sitting down+ass tits=instant milk.
So if she laughed really hard, where exactly would the milk shoot out of?
dont ask…
*blinks eyes*
what does this mean??? O_0
Did I take the blue pill?
There is no spoon…
there is no spoon, but i’ll show you a “fork”….
And whatcha gonna do with the fork?
Great…I guess reality really is frustrating…
*frantically searches for the jack*
Well, you know what they say. The family that plays together…
lays together???
Lays together?
I’m more scared about where her hands are…..have a look……..
Indeed. Especially right hand. Looks odd :/
I think she either has breast cancer or just had breast enhancements. I’m guessing the latter.
im guessing when she lays down, it takes a ladder to get to the top of those bad boys.
this is confusing. youre talking about her boys’ endowments now?
“bye mom, thanks for the mammaries!”
Wow kids did that
well ppl look at the bright side…
the picture came out good…
ew?
that’s why they think Poland is retarded
It’s not?
a wpierdol bys nie chcial?
watch ya words
Anyone who gets to grab those things can’t lose!
wow, id hit it!
ill hit dat after u…jus make sure u clean dem up wen ur done…
dam russians.
Where? I only see three POLISH people in the picture.
lol, true, get the race right arthur!
Prior to the collapse of the Soviet Union, Russians have had immense political influence and often outright rulership over Poland since the 18th century.
Would you mind stepping into the 21st?
Dam Russians are receiving categorical opposition today from the Evenki people for their plans to construct a hydro-electric plant that will flood their homeland .
why would we dam Russians? and what would be the purpose of this Russian dam? are we trying to create a backup of Russians, instead of letting them flow naturally? For what purpose, are we using this dam for Russkielectric power? Perhaps we should just damn the Russians instead..
Patrzcie i podziwiajcie slowianskie piersi, zasuszone anglosasy
Dobrze żeś im ziom walnął, niech sie sepleniące cioty uczą i zazdroszczą.
*facepalm* Kretyn.
Looks Fake, woulden
You might even say awkward … or bumbling … or clumsy … or gauche, gawky, graceless, heavy, heavy-handed, inelegant, inept, maladroit, obstinate, ponderous, rigid, stilted, unbending, ungainly, ungraceful, unhandy, unyielding, weighty.
wouldent she stop them?
and how much wood would a rodent dent if a rodent would dent wood?
god, this thing brakes ur comments up!
god, your comments break me up
but its incest win. xD
no really its maybe she having breathing problemes if her titties aren’t hold by people.
*Decides that a change of topic is needed*
Anyone here ever heard of Artix Entertainment?
Not until I googled it 5 seconds ago.
*changes the topic some more*
So, how’s the weather like?
Breasty with a slight chance of milk or Child Protective Services.
the guy on the left is like squeezing it… awkward
thanks!
I just knew there was something awkward about this pic, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it … and cup my hand over it … and caress it.
261st!!!!!!!!!!!
fail
After thinking about this for 5 minutes, it’s still sick. I can’t think of a good reason of why they would do that.
“Give thy thoughts no tongue.”
~ Shakespeare
Your thoughts are alot like your mother that way… in other words, feelings are like your mother’s breasts. You know they are there, but that doesn’t mean you want to feel them..
“Weigh’st thy words before thou givest them breasts … I mean, breath”
~ Shakespeare, mostly
Not even one “freud” or “nice” reference?
Ok, tell me what you think is nice about Freud. I’ll start: snappy dresser. Your turn.
Cool beard.
Invented Foaming Pipe Snake.
Are we talking about the same Freud here?
Austrian, heavy smoker?
The Oedipal complex has been discussed at length.
Someone did mention Oedipus Complex.
how was this picture found?! i would be proud, nor would i want to be the person who submitted this one…
All this talk about “why would they do that.” They’re guys! They were probably thinking about doing that for four years and finally had the chance.
If it’s their mother- I would agree: very messed up. If it’s their babysitter then it’s just a photo of something only men have…..
Uh.. what was that? Oh.. women read this blog too… #*&!. Yeah.. that’s creepy.
I strongly agree with the “this is healthy family fun” camp here. It is obvious that the photo is just taken in jest, and it is good to see that the kids have been raised without shame about discussing sexuality (in that they can openly joke about it with their mother). This is the type of family in which the kids could talk openly with their mother about girlfriends and sex, etc in a few years instead of the typical situation where they may hide sexually transmitted disease or girlfriend pregnancy fears, etc.
As many have pointed out, this isn’t primarily about incest, but about the fact that they kids WERE (past tense) raised on their mother’s apparently generous milk supply! Sure, there is a touch of incest humor as well, but it is so obviously a humorous sub-plot that it should taken as such without screaming “taboo”!
I don’t agree with you. If this were two young girls holding their father’s crotch, EVERYONE would be up in arms about it. The fact that it’s a mother and her two sons does not make this any better.
Being able to talk open and honestly with your family about sex really shouldn’t include raunchy jokes. There are, and should be, boundaries.
Such boundaries are, of course, culturally relative. During grad study on ethnicity and family patterns, fuzz recalls stories of an immigrant father being charged in the U.S. with child molestation for cupping his son’s scrotum — which was a gesture of pride in his homeland — and of Polish parents matter-of-factly grabbing each other’s bottoms and speaking freely of “going to get you good tonight” in front of their children.
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(I’m no longer certain of the source reference; a likely candidate is Monica McGoldrick’s, Ethnicity and Family Therapy. )
I get that boundaries are subject to cultural interpretation, but I still maintain that some things are “just not right”. Parents exhibiting a healthy, active sex life (through flirting) seems like a good thing. Touching your children in a way that could get you arrested, not so much. Yes, Americans are hung up on sexuality. We started out as Puritans after all.
Imagine how different things might be if our Puritan fathers had actually followed the Bible and sworn their oaths — i.e., made their testimonies — the same way persons in the Middle East did, namely, by placing a hand on the testicles of the person to whom they were testifying.
hee! you should teach LAWL school
(and just in case you do —
the Latin word for “little witness” is “testicle”)
Are you saying that it took balls to be a witness?
A skąd takie posrane pomysły? Czy dobrze zgaduje, ze wydaje ci się, ludziku, ze w tym dziwnym dzikim kraju Polsce to sie wszyscy za dupy i za jajca łapia i gadaja takie idiotyzmy, jakie sadzisz? Człowieku, kurwa, w którym ty wieku zyjesz??? Czy zes sie moze z fiutem wlasnym na łby pozamieniał? Przestań, kurwa, obgadywac kraje i ludzi, o ktorych gówno wiesz najwyrazniej, bo osmieszasz sie tylko. Ale przynajmniej w tym dalekim prymitywnym kraju Polsce nie trzymaja niewolników i nie chłoszczą czarnuchów, jak cos w polu spierdolą, co?
You cannot really compare boobs to genitals, it would be weird to touch your mother’s vagina, much weirder than touching her boobs for a silly photo.
Well, maybe you’re right about the first part, but it is obvious what this is showing. Look at the kid’s face. Tell me that doesn’t mean anything. This is clearly a messed up family. Don’t go around dissin da fails up in dis bitch.
I almost forgot!
*Hugs t**** *
epster, I see the point you’re trying to make but I’ve got to disagree quite strongly. There are perhaps endless things you could call ‘health family fun’, but this isn’t one of them. Family fun involves a trip to the grand canyon, playing scabble at night or telling jokes around the dinner table. Also for what it’s worth I was able to talk to my parents about sexuality, girlfriends, etc. and I’ve never been asked to grab them for a photo.
Meh, I could be over reacting. But it seems pretty demented to me.
This is the family where boys can feel up their mothers..
If that’s “right” to you… I dread knowing how you grew up.
but what happens when the nasty bugger on the right takes it slightly too far by slapping grandma Svetlana in the face with his ball sack during sunday dinner?..
You’re a sicko.
I still think they are a messed up family
Lol, why would your kids be touching your boobs?
THIS IS IN SERBIA.
w twojej dupie chyba
INCEST !!!
This calls for keyboard vomitting!! X 6
How’s it going down here?
I’m hanging on for dear life!
*is clinging on to Bassplaya’s comment*
You got no idea what kind of s*** is about to go down.
(guess the reference!)
No idea. Bad Boys?
I hate it when it goes over 300 comments. My e-navigational skills suck.
Here’s a hint… it’s from a song.
Eminem? You’re going to have to be more specific than that dear boy!
WAYYYYY earlier than that.
ummm………??????
Bob Dylan, Hurricane.
You get a cookie!
How am I meant to know that when there’s no Bob Dylan in my collection?
Like many game shows, I reward knowledge rather than intelligence.
C’est la vie.
Meh! *shrugs*
Cookies make me fat(ter) anyway!
Whoop!
Me too! Hunting for new comments seems harder work than it should do.
I want a new fail, please
It gets to 300 and I just can’t be bothered anymore. Though, I’m still going tonight! errr…
try ?cp=all after the slash behind the word fail in the bar at the top of the screen.
That’s just a ’show all’ though right? I’m doing that! It’s still annoying to find comments.
Unless I’m missing something.
The Recent Comments thing not working after a certain point is a headache, literally. Scrolling past all of the comments when trying to keep a conversation going makes me ill. I’ve given up at times as well.
There’s a trick to it, but I’m not sure I know how to explain it.
*takes a deep breath*
When you run the cursor over the recent comments section, the number of that comment shows up at the bottom of the screen (on my computer). You can then use that number to change the comment number in the bar at the top. If you also have the cp=all thing in play, it should take you directly to the comment you want.
*hopes that made sense*
IT WORKED!!! You are a tech genius. My head and innards thank you. They still need to fix the Recent Comment box though.
Hee! Thanks, but that is likely the extent of my computer know-how.
And yes, I would LOVE to be able to navigate this site without having to type a bunch of stuff in. Point and click would be a dream!
And how about a refresh comments button so we don’t have to reload all the ads every time. And how about a function to take us to the posts that reply to our previous posts (and don’t even think about checking that little box…)
And how about I stop starting sentences with a conjunction?
That might be a bit much to ask for. I’m still really only asking for more fails per day. THAT would be PERFECT!!
NNN try getting Ad Block Plus. I have it and don’t see the ads at all.
*pops in before collapsing into bed*
Hi guys…I missed you today!
*hugs and squeezes*
*phlumph!*
Sleep well Dragon. You’ve probably been out doing something productive. Well stop it! It only leads to tiredness and accomplishments.
Try using the ?cp thing and when you scroll through the recent comments box the number of each comment should appear at the bottom of the window, you can adjust the number in the bar at the top to the one you want.
I for the record am the least computer savvy person I know, so I don’t know all the right terms for things. This can make explanation difficult.
What and where is the ?cp thing?
The thing at the top where you write the web address. I forget what it’s called.
What Hammy said. You have to type it in after the / that follows the word fail, and before the #.
I’m really not trying to be confusing.
Got it. See the above comment. You techy you.
Two other approaches:
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(1) Similar to the above: Go to the “Recent Comments” box. Hit the “blue” name of the fail that’s after the person’s name whose comment you want to view (the blue = a hotlink). Then, while the page is trying to load, paste “?cp=all” after the slash in the URL box after the word -fail. That way, when the page does load, it will take you to that comment. (credit: Admiral Apparent)
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(2) To view all comments made in the last hour, just use the “find” function on your computer (CTRL+F), and search for that hour’s digit. Right now, for instance, the newest posts have a time stamp of “5:–” something o’clock. So you’d just do a search for every “5:” that appears on the page. (And to avoid getting “11:”’s or “12:’’s when you want “1:’s” or “2:”;s, you can place a space before the 1 or 2.)
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The latter approach assumes you’re already using the “Show All” comments on one page option.
Thank the Lord!
I love you all.
*SQUEEZE*
Anyone wonder who took the picture? Seeing as her and their hands are uh occupied?
Oh my.
If you like this photo just wait for their Christmas card!
I can´t find anything wrong with this picture of two sons showing support for their mother with a loving hug. NOT A THING!
…EWWWWWW EPIC FAIL AT PARENTING
So, what? Are they from a country that practices extended breast feeding? Ew. What kind of mother lets her kids cop a feel?
Talk about washing your hands after touching Christians…
got milf ?
haha that was in Polish! Before I even saw that it tells you what it says, I recognized the word synowie, which means sons.
kurwa mać, kolejny mędrek się znalazł
no bo tu kurwa sami geniusze sa
pierdola bez sensu
kurwa dokładnie, a co jeden to większe pierdoły sadzi, gdzie ich takich robią ciekawe, czy to może odrzuty z taśmy produkcyjnej sie na necie mądrzą tylko – a najlepszy to chyba jeden zjeb, co sie gdzies wyżej wymądrzał, że to kurwa tak jest w “tej europie”, że tam to się przeciez wszyscy i w rodzinach i w ogole za jajca łapią i za dupy i żartuja z tego, znawca się, psiakrew, znalazł… a te, “suh’m”, ty to kurwa bystry jestes jak woda w szalecie publicznym, uważaj tylko, co by cie babcia klozetowa scierą nie wytarła, bo znikniesz od tego
I wish I was one of them
ew…she’s ugly… but nice jugz
, thats an epic fail
I believe that it would be an Epic Win for the boys involved though.
Awesome mom win?…just kidding, this makes me embarrassed to be Polish
So. Who said that it’s their mother?
The text underneath the picture did
I bet they are horny already
…And STILL capable than Octo-Mom!
Hey, we need another player in our pick up game o Calvin ball. Any volunteers?
and she’s wearing a cross too…..
Oh so thats what westerners calls a MILF…
Easterners as well.
southerners call her a big sister i’d like to marry
Not really. Easterners knows MILF as Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Duh!
Children win!
i want her as my mother
u can tell that the kid on the right is SUPER lovin it
If you cant keep it in the pants, keep it in the family
that’s my wife n the boys aren’t my son.
You know Polish people stole that pic from funpic? It was added to funpic like one year ago.
GROSS!! That’s their mom? ewww
That’s not their mom, she’s way too young.
Thats just so wrong!
THATS FROM POLAND AGAIN
WTF!
Omg! I know the guy in Orange.. his name’s Ryan and next time I see him imma slap him!
oh no… it’s from my country… what a fail @_@
Spirit lifting WIN
(-Y-)
Only Russians would do that
a wpierdol czasem nie chcesz?
Wow, the Cross she is wearing is a nice touch!
RT
http://www.privacy.at.tc
that’s just wrong!
That’s just… idk… bad. the girl knew full on what she was doing… well at least the boys liked it. hahahaha
Wow… epic fail
Well those poles are really sick psychos.
milf = mother i’d like to fail
Victoria’s Secret’s new line of miracle bras…the Therapy Lift…
NICE RACK!!
it’s their MILF!
what if… the one on the left is the father of the one on the right?
Its the wife of Pedo-bear!
GOT MILK?
Gave me a boner
the one on the left is enjoying it thats weird
supporting in polish is something like “pushing up…the spirit”
NICE TITS!!!!!
I DONT GET HOW THIS IS FAIL>>>>…
This is horrible and that woman should be slapped. This is what is wrong with the world today. Women are WHORES everywhere and men are loving it.
If you think this photo is ok you have a serious moral sickness.
Lighten up! Can you not tell they are just joking around. This is not what is wrong with the world. Europeans are not as uptight about sex as we are. Mr Starr probably has children and he teaches them that sex is bad and they will grow up to be the perverts.
też masz kurwa sickness, syfilis się to nazywa i chyba juz mózg ci wyżarło zupełnie buraku
Yick. Wrong!
Her sons are supporting her in spirit? They are drunk? That explains a lot…
Or they are trying to support her spirit by ‘bearing her cross?’
Ewwww!!
They are holding what should have been their college education but is now in momma’s chest
She probably came to the conclusion that college was not in their future.
AUNT RUTHIE?!?!??
Whatta disgusting filthy little family….
this is polish nasza-klasa.pl
o ja pierdole kolejny zjebek sie znalazl – was w tym waszym grajdole sieją, czy wy kurwa jak te skrobanki z wiader tak spierdalacie często po prostu?
where the hell did something like this come from?! And the kids certainly seem to be enjoying themselves *is sick*
did they come?
very creepy
Either she just battled breast cancer or she was a man that had a sex change. Simple
Niiiice, I like!
ALL YOUR COMMENTS SUCK
This looks like a double win!
Maybe her breasts were on fire, and they’re just glad to have put it out.
OK, WTF. I read a comment saying this is healthy. My boys can talk to me too, and we can joke, but they do not need to grab my boobs to make us more open with each other!
besides that would be weird..” mommy i love you” *boob grope*
and thats from a guy called lee?
Notice that her face is getting red
Kurwaaaa, co za stara katolicka raszpla ze swymi opóźnionymi w rozwoju bękartami z kwadratowymi czerepami – produkt wielopokoleniowej selekcji genów recesywnych i kilku lat istnienia naszej-klasy. Jebana rodzina adamsów.
sons of the spirits sustain me
OMG WTF?
How about a bra to support you in spirit? Or are they laying on hands and praying for your tits?
Copping a fail?
Apparently inbreeding is allowed in that family, and judging by the picture it has been for a few generations.
omg nasza-klasa.pl what a milf O_o
holy shit that is funy,is that those boys mom?!?! if it is that is sick!!!
hey,i know i sound really desperate and all but,im new and its kinda boring without frnds!if any off yall wanna be my friends your more than welcome!cause im a HUGE twilight fan,i read the books 6 times and saw the movie 13 times!-from the future Mrs.Jasper Hale.(username is-101luvjasper)
LOL
shoos?
no?
meh.
Only a Pollack.
666 EPIC FAIL !!!!
Even I don’t approve of this.
It’s sad, but no one comprehends the true fail here. Someone wrote Polish graffiti on her red box that had to be translated.
In other words, her red box graffiti was not accessable to the masses!
the thing that gets me Is the fact she has the cross necklass witch kind of means she is Christian and I bet go would not aprove of Dutch behavior
Oh, wow.
This is just sick for the child holding her breast on the far right.
That lady must be mental. God, why the hell would she let her sons do that?
Mental idiots.
Are you sure its their mom & not just a pedophile teacher?
or maby shes drunk
or this is some porn thing in another country?
maby russia, they hire hooka?
Guys this is illegal. Shouldn’t someone report this?
also I forgot to add. The kid on the right looks a bit too young to touch an older women’s boobs.
just milf ! pretty sick with the kids thu. and ye…you peps are shure isn’t it porn from some other country ? (russia, poland…) bit votka can do that xD
Get rid of those goofy looking children and put mommy on reality kings!!!!!!!!
the best is that shes wearing a cross and a wet smile hahahahha
HOLY FRIGGIN CRAP!
lol!
me agree with epster…
BUT HOLY CRAP!
incest alert >_> wow look at the kid on the right side. frigging horny as kid. haha
It’s called the Boy-Bra! Supports even the heaviest melons!
EPIC.
That Mother should be reported to the Police. That is SICK!!! Only in Poland!
That is SICK only in Poland?
That’s terribly sexy.
Milf alert
milf
PIMP
i wonder if there posing or if at the last second they did that lol
nice cross there mom. Also can we assume that dad is taking the picture?
So, it’s either thier mum, aunt, teacher, babysitter or random woman…
NO ONE COMES OUT OF THAT PIC LOOKING GOOD !!!!
FAIL FOR EVEYONE INVOLVED !
Dude, that mum is hot! lucky kids
Those kids look effing retarded. Probably just getting ready for another generation of inbreeding.
creeper
Great mother….
WTF, PERVERTED DUDES!!!
This Photo Discusts me and you all should be Ashamed What kind of Parent lets there kid touch there Boob?? im bet im younger than all you creeps on here but if you think it is NOT mature at all… Who cares if there boys too IT IS WRONG!!!
Thats what i call a milf… a loose one i see…
Thats not incest! They are exited because of the milk! Come on! Who has not sucked his or hers moms tits bef… Okey… *leaves hopefully unnoticed*
“Meet my sons, Oedipus and Rex! Coincidentally those are also the names of my breast implants.”
OMG! They’re Polish. I’m Polish. I’m sooo ashamed, goddamit oO
That’s why I don’t bring my friends to my house…
Mom – Fail
Kids – Win
The lad on the right obviously remembers the delights of breast-feeding.
Lawl, Poles.
how motherly….
thats an extremely nice pair
Come on! Those kids help their mom to advertise her MILF pr0n site.
Finally they do something for they daily bread!
OMG parenting FAIL child WIN
just from Poland.
nasza klasa rządzi
can i grab to?
no you can’t
mnyeeeeeeeep
forreal…. thats some grody shit. i’m polish and thats straight up emberassing right there. ew.
Fail!
wow 0.o omg fail!
Mmmm, i wish be one of those guys, that boobs are amazing mmmmmmmm
You are impotents and freaks, to you never to govern Russia!
We you all will destroy, by the love and kindness.Russian from you nothing it is needed, not needed strong you, and Russia is STRONG!
And meantime we bang our girls and your.
nice tits
I wish I were one of those two boys. I could be a friend that was almost like a son…