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I’m too sexy for my shirt…
And his truck.
And his luck.
I should have known better than to give you guys an opportunity like that.
Well, he’s too sexy for that tree…
If you guys squint and turn your head just so…
Doesn’t he look like Nicholas Cage?
No.
Absoluetly not!
Oh for goodness sake! *kersplotch*
Did some one say butterscotch?
Hopscotch?
Scotch & Soda?
My crotch?
Didn’t I already fondle that? Well if you insist! *fondles willdog*
This is wrong. You’re a guy right?
Yes, yes I am.
I see.
He’s a pretty boy
He’s very cuddly! How can you resist?
And cuddly too.
damn you, Truck Tossing Ted! you’re gonna pay for my car!
And my tree!
with a name like Mr. Cuddles, what did you expect?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
BTW….only 4 months until the Seinfeld Reunion.
nah, i said that your dog buried itself alive
it don’t do if you chips don’t flip like a blimp tryin to make out with a bicycle
Erm… Um… WHAT!?
*ahem*
HELL NO.
*laughing hysterically*
I guess I’m just crazy AND blind!
It matches your avatar quite nicely.
Kinda reminds me of Chuck Norris..
I actually can kind of see the Nicholas Cage thing…they have the same forehead.
To me it looks kind of like David Duchovny… or maybe I just watch too much X-Files.
They have the same white tone in their eyes
*laughs nervously*
Just smile, nod, and walk away very slowly AA. Otherwise I think we’re doomed.
*snork*
Darlin’, Nick Cage has nothing on you.
*smooch*
Anybody else think that this guy looks a little like a young Chuck Norris?
.
Because that would explain how that truck got up there.
FTW!
rofl the person holding the camera had the same fate mere moments later >_>
Oh… trying letting them go out of focus.
Or am I just losing it?
You’ve lost it!
*reaches down to pick up a squishy, rubbery blob*
Hey, anybody lose a…wait a minute, what is this?
Hey thats my… my… uh… what is it?
*pulls out lab equipment* Let’s run some tests to see if we can figure it out.
It moves on it’s own!
Did it come out of the bukkit or the BOG?
I think Boggy might have dropped it…
Ouch! Quit prodding it. That hurts!
*steals the ‘ from Avis* Mine!
*bursts out crying*
You didn’t really want it anyway, did you? *pats Avis on the head gently*
But… but… you didn’t have to STEAL it!
*WAHHHHHHH*
*hands one from alphabet repair kit*
Here. It’s the last one I have.
*hands Avis a ShamWow*
It’ll be ok.
*offers Avis a handkerchief and an enormous M&M cookie* Will this make you feel better? *looks hopeful*
SHAMWOW!!
What about a *SQUEEZE*?
*snif*
*hides a grin*
I’ll do just about anything to avoid the bukkit!
Presents Avis with a lovely bouquet of seasonal ‘s.
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*Apologizes for being irritable as of late*
*SMOOCHES Christopher!*
Irritable?
Wow… I feel played. But bravo on the performance.
I would feel played but I’m giving those cookies to everyone (one per person) anyway, so she didn’t play me for anything except the use of my handkerchief. Hehe.
*offers giant keg of beer to make up for the scene she caused*
*takes cookie*
Thanks!
*pulls out stacks of mugs for the beer and pours a couple*
Drink up mates!
*takes a mug and cookie* Cheers!
*Wheels in bar*
*Offers mixed drinks*
*Tosses alcohol bottles around in amusing and unnecessary manner*
What I miss?
OMG – free drinks and a cookie!!!!!
I’ve got cookies over in Anatomy Fail – no limit!
*sneaks a few bottles from the bar while everyone
goes after free cookies*
Its only amusing until.. OMG my eye!
On the plus side I basically have a vodka IV every time I look up.
Judy, there aren’t bottles here! I brought a keg!
Chris brought the bar though?
And he was juggling….kegs???
*impressed*
No wonder you’ve got such a grip on him, Avis!
*samples both di’s and Judy’s cookies*
MMmmm! Perfect, thank you.
And I’ll take a pomegranate and vodka, please. Or three. My parents are coming for the weekend, and as much as I adore them…I think I’m gonna need it.
oh dragonwriter, thanks for the cookie before
it was deliciousness
*kneels down and prays for Dragonwriter*
Oops!
*remember I’m not religious*
Three pom’s and Vodka, paid for by the Admiral in the corner.
Put on my kitchen counter tab.
^it (dammit)
*whispers* Wasn’t really gonna charge you two.
*Normal voice* Pretty expensive drinks, sir. You must really like that dame.
Ooh, good plan. Um…we may need to buy him a new washer and dryer next…
(Oh, and you’re very welcome, Chadiko!)
*sidles up to the bar* Can I pay for my chocolate martini with a great big cookie?
*drools*
Ooh, that would be good…if I liked mint.
*pleh*
The mint is optional. I also have a chocolate orange recipe and a “death by chocolate” one that I have been experimenting with.
Tonight my bf and I are going out for drinks with some friends to celebrate my birthday (which was Wednesday); maybe I’ll try that concoction of awesomeness. *wipes drool off of notebook*
Happy late birthday, di!!
Lordy, we have a lot of March birthdays…mine is coming up on Tuesday.
Sneaky! Congrats!
Christopher, are you going share that yummy sounding chocolate orange concoction?
I am nothing if not sneaky. Thanks, Dragonwriter, Aja.
And I second Avis’s question, Christopher, share!
DTI, have fun and happy Birthday! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!
*eyes Christopher surreptitiously* So I can do anything you’d do?
KIDDING! I’ll be a good girl. Besides, I think the bf might be displeased if I didn’t lavish all my affection on him.
Happy birthday!
Um…I don’t know what else to say…
*ahem*
So, in conclusion, um, Happy birthday!
This is a little bit seasonal, as I have a hard time the chocolate orange outside of Christmas time. But it works ok without it.
Ingredients
3 ounces of Absolut Mandrin vodka
1 ounce of Cointreau
1.5 ounces of Godiva White Chocolate liqueur
1 ounce of Goldenbarr Chocolate vodka
2 slice of Kraft’s Terrys Chocolate Orange
2 freezing martini glasses
The mix
Pour the alcohol ingredients into a shaker 3/4 full of cracked ice.
Shake vigorously for a full minute.
Strain your elixir into the martini glasses.
Add a Chocolate Orange slice to the rim of each glass.
Sip and enjoy!
Whoo-hoo! Now all I have to do is FIND all those ingredients!
You’ll have to get my “Death by Chocolate”, in person. It is even layered!
What a coincidence, I just happen to have all those ingredients. I’m just a mural away, Avis.
As if I needed another reason to look forward to seeing you!
Happy late Birthday, Di! Why didn’t you tell us?
As for March birthdays – yahoo! Mine’s on the 19th.
*marks down “Tuesday – Dragon bd* on calendar*
Happy belated birthday.
Chris, just a question do you happen to a licensed bartender. I am one myself, I find the easiest sweet tasting chocolate mix is the krispy krunch. One part dark creme de cacao, and one part frangelico. Shaken with ice, add a piece of a cube for extra effect. I am always eager to learn as I am still new to the bartending scene, do you have any more receipes?
maaaaaan you guys are hysterically unusual
Ooooh, Emperor! That sounds wonderful! Is it a well-known concoction? Or local to your locale?
I haven’t been around enough to know but I know of a few other mixes you might like you just need to tell me what you are looking for; sweet, sour, something with a zing.
I know I never comment on here….I’m a lurker….but I had my bday on Thurs. So Happy Birthday DTI!!!!
A Happy Belated Birthday comment to Comment! And many more!
Woo. March is the month for fail bdays, I’m two days after you Judy
see http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-true-stories-behind-5-famous-wtf-images/
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Depends on what wig Nick would be wearing. Definitely not Bangkok Dangerous.
ONLY IF I SHUT MY EYES…I CAN SEE NICHOLAS CAGE!!!
and his duck
and his…..puck? maybe he plays hocky?
let’s go “RENT A TRUCK”.
I’d hate to interrupt this mutual admiration society…but…how DID that truck get up there??
He must also be too cool for school.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure this guy has never set foot in a school before.
a driving school that is
I put a car in a tree. Your Argument is Invalid.
Your comment is invalid. And wrapping your car around a telephone poll doesn’t count.
Was it a matchbox car?
When you do that without the benefit of a bridge or a cliff, then we’ll talk.
I once put a tree in a car. Less impressive, but it’s all I’ve got.
I’ve done that too! Granted, it wasn’t a very BIG tree, but still…
Well, the bumper of my Subaru used to be a tree…
Wow, they sure don’t pay you much at that University, do they? Well, maybe for your birthday….
(T’was a previous fail reference…a bit before your time, I think.)
There is something to be said for knowing what your car’s tree capacity is. Clicky.
People it is very simple.
1) Plant a seed.
2) Water the seed.
3) Park truck, or vehicle of your choice, over seed.
4) Wait.
That’s a long time to be in one pose and wait.
Patience is a virtue.
The age of the truck is about right.
True. I wonder who watered the seed repeatedly though. Once couldn’t possibly be enough.
Though I suppose the urge to pee can only be ignored for so long.
And you’re not really JasonK.
YOU’RE invalid.
FAIL! its obviously photoshopped
This guy is totally suckin it in, he is cut tho.
Wow, Velvet – you are amazing!
Nah, just dedicated! Or insane. You choose.
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Insanely dedicated!
I just call her a woman dedicated to insanity.
You guys know me too well! HAHAHA!
Dedicatedly insane.
And likely too sexy for that, um, “guy”.
Yes to both. I would be unable to control my laughter. The chest. The hair. The sideburns. The crazy tan. Oh, the more you look the funnier he looks. I am curious about his teeth, though. Chicklet-white or in a jar at night?
You forgot the lump if chew in his left cheek.
He is totally sucking it in.
Link explains all. Its a safe clickie.
I’ve seen that one! It’s hysterical! And yes, totally work safe.
Apparently there is 2 other versions, you have to follow the links though.
Absolutely nothing wrong with being insane. In fact, for such a wonderful display of dedication to insanity, you get an extra giant M&M cookie (which by the way is today’s sweet treat). *offers two cookies to velvet*
Oooh! Thanks! I’ll hide under my desk and eat them. It’s the only way I can get people to leave me alone here long enough to enjoy them.
Oh! And remember to set your clocks AHEAD one hour this weekend! Unless you’re a Firster, then you set your clocks BACK one hour.
I hate losing an hour of sleep!
I have a preschooler. I lose sleep every night.
Booze can fix the sleep problem. (him not you) Though his future might be an issue.
*gestures to the booze bar above*
Cute link, there, Emperor.
Matched the cute one in between my posts.
Then move to Arizona. They don’t recognize Daylight Savings Time.
Same with Saskatchewan
I haven’t had to change a clock in 24 years. I love Arizona.
What about when the power goes out and you have to reprogram the clock on the microwave? Or the VCR? Or the alarm clock? Or just the cuckoo clock?
What adult knows how to get the VCR/DVD player to not blink? I thought only children knew how to do that.
That being said, every time my folks have moved they’ve called me over to reconnect all their electronics.
Hey, I finally gave up. Last time I bought a dvd player, it was purely because it said it would automatically reset the clock after a power outage!!!
I hope this works, I just found this link. It has nothing to do with the thread, or the pic. But it IS a ShamWow funny.
I really hope this works.
And then there’s this one. It’s not for the faint of heart. Funny, but wrong. On so many levels.
O no no clickie why did my index finger betray me.
Bukkit quick I can not undo that but I must relieve my stomach.
You didn’t think I was gonna suffer that ALONE did you?
I clickied, but as soon as I saw the title I chickened out.
Smart move. It seems that trusting my late night (sorta) clickies would be a bad idea. I am much more reliable by day.
So that’s what a ShamWow is!
All this time…
“I is so tough that I can gets truck on top of tree”…
The truck been have been thrown up the tree when his shirt exploded.
*SNORK!*
I MUST pay better attention to my grammar.
Perhaps I should have *ROFLSNORK!*ed?
That would probably be best, because if you are on the floor you are less likely to be hit by flying shirt shrapnel.
Death by plaid?
It’s a terrible way to go…closed casket for sure.
Lest we offend the mourners. They have enough do deal with as it is.
Is that anything like the New Deal?
Doubtful.
Oh gawd…just looking at that guy offends. I can’t get past the ripped-off shirt sleeves, let alone the ‘tude…
He looks like one of those 1980’s fantasy posters. All that’s missing is a dragon flying in the background, a sword somewhere, and a woman at his feet while he looks on indifferently.
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Something like this (clicky)
Or even better, this. Complete with theme music this time!
Uh… Christopher? I don’t think that linked to what you think it linked to.
Not even kind of close, is it? Unless she has a secret life the tabliods haven’t got hold of yet.
That… was supposed to be a concept art of Conan: The Destroyer.
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I fail the interwebz yet again.
What a baller
Whomping Willow?
Stomping pillow?
No.
I love you, asshole
Watch what you say to her jerk.
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me…?
It’s the Nimbus 2009 you gave me.
Woohoo! Let’s take it for a spin!
(And I wonder why Mrs. Norris isn’t in this picture…)
That’s NOT my pocket.
Somethings missing…. ah ha!
It’s the beer can!
No, you just can’t see all the empties – they’re in the bed of the truck.
Hey – that guy have four nipples?
You want to get close enough to him to find out?
Nah. Let’s just assume that he does.
What a loser…
What a “you”?
Let’s see now, what’s more attractive… the man or the truck?
The truck.
The tree with the truck.
I think that I shall never see
A truck more attractive in a tree
Does that apply to all combinations of trees and trucks?
the truck,
watch how the guy is so obviously puffing out his chest and sucking in his gut.
… hot
..that shaves his chest.
Well, here’s to trying to keep your dignity…. And failing.
Someone is taking their practical jokes up a notch.
Perhaps they’ll branch out to other vehicles. Or knot.
What I want to know is what Chuck Norris make of this?
*inserts would*
And since we’re self-policing *kersplotch*.
you mean
“insert truck into wood*
“*inserts would*”
thats what SHE said
*throws an “s” up*
Thanks. I’ll keep that S for later; I may need it!
How did Mikey D do that? Sheesh….
intersepted
Heeheeheeheehee.
Chuck Norris wouldn’t have gotten it stuck in a tree. Chuck Norris would have knocked the tree down.
No… Chuck Norris doesn’t need a truck and if he did use one the tree would move out of the way in pure terror.
Who do you think put that truck up there in the first place?!?
Tornado
Could be BOGGY.
Boggy would have eaten it.
Well, he might have tried throwing it up in air before he ate it. Unfortunately, it got stuck.
I think we may have The Answer.
42!
Indeed.
Numerically speaking, of course.
HAY! enny bodies seed BOGGY Twuck?I no can fines it! BOGGY wus pwayin' wif it and
it neber comed back down to BOGGY!
COOKIES?Hi, Boggy. I’m Judy. I’ll give you some cookies, but not too many, because they give you a tummy ache. But they are Thin Mints, and you have to promise that you won’t tell Skwerlly Bob that you had any, okay?
actually its a tree house he build for his kid,
cracked knows everything about everything u never wanted to know ><
A pretzel?
He parked the truck in that field and then went to prison for 20 years…
Win!!
That’s what I was thinking.
Excellent!
Ew…
good look…tucked in button shirt…but unbuttoned. They don’t make them like that anymore…
If he sucks his gut in any harder, something’s gonna blow!
That explains the constipated look on his face.
That…and the fact that he’s severely constipated.
He has a hernia from lifting the truck into the tree.
Do steroids do that?
I won’t know until he unbuttons his pants. If there’s shrinkage, it might be steroids.
You want him to unbutton his pants?
NO!
DO NOT WANT!!!
Its actually explained at truckinthetree.com. It’s supposed to be a treehouse for his son. The guy’s name is Mark Madson.
Way to ruin it for us dude! FAIL!
Yeah! He’s a buzzkill. I’m outta here.
Jam, wanna go see what’s going on over at the Anatomy Fail?
4 nipples. I’m not sure I wanna go down that road but wtf, I’ll try anything once!
OH? Wassa gunna did dis weekendMs. jam?BOGGY gots some stuff things you kin tries once!We can has FUN! It can gunna be hot! The bubbles and fumes
along with the screams and keening of the Trolls are romantic!
I do believe that I have a date with a FailBog monster. *Go me*
What’s the plan after we get trollied?
I bet he thinks he looks very sexy posing in front of his sons tree house.
His son’s tree house sucks.
But its sexy.
how the hell is he supposed to get up there? More importantly, what happens when he falls out accidentally?
(or on pupose because his father is totally embarassing him)
I dont’ think he fell out, I think he jumped.
Right, cause his name is Mark Madson…. Mad-son, get it?
ok, it must be friday, i’m fried.
*cuddles with dslay* It’s ok, I know exactly how you feel.
yay Cuddles!
*Cuddles mr. cuddles*
Yay! I have a new cuddle buddy!
Hey mr cuddles, can I have just one SQUEEZE from you? You just look so damn cuddly!
*SQUEEZE*
Can I have one too please? *flutters eyelashes*
*SQUEEZE*
*squeeze*
Ooh… it is nice and cuddly!
Thanks.
Any time!
Mr. Cuddles
can are Squezees BOGGY?I’ll squeeze you Boggy. I don’t mind getting down and dirty!
*SQUEEZE*
Thanks!
*SQUEEZES back*
That was even cuddlier than I thought it would be.
He isn’t mr. cuddles for nothing.
Hahah! I was just about to say that! *SQUEEZE*
*SQUEEZES back*
I’m not the willdog for nothing.
Enough with the fuggin’ squeezing, “cute” banter, and rhyme resonses..
This is possibly the most amazing picture ever taken and y’all completely shat on it (as with every post on the site) by hijacking the comment thread with your in-joke BS.
*”responses”
(Stupid text box. I can’t see what I’m typing after about 10 words)
Please don’t make us cry. We thought we were having meaningful conversations. Are you saying it’s all a lie? *runs away and bawls*
I like to read clever comments related to the post, not skim strangers’ chat log. Go Skype each other or something.
I made the mistake of subscribing to comments on another fail and after an hour had about 5,000,000 new messages of people I didn’t give a crap about “cuddling” each other and nothing about the actual fail.
Y’all fail at being interesting to anyone but yourselves.
Not sure how much I was caring about whether you were interested…?
OverwhelmedBylameness isn’t telling you that he shortened his name. It used to be OverwhelmedByMyOwnLameness.
Also, he appears to be disgruntled by the fact that no one has offered to squeeze him.
But really, can you blame us?
Maybe we should let Boggy squeeze him!
“OverwhelmedByMyOwnLameness” Oh, you burned me. That’s
so amazingly clever… I honestly don’t want a cuddle from you or anyone on here. In fact, my name is actually short for
“OverwhelmedByTheLamenessOfAvis’HumorAndTheStench
Of’Her’Ass2MouthBreath”
Not sure anyone really cares what you like or what you want to read OVERWELMNEBND…or whatever it is.
Hmmm… Nope. Doesn’t have the same ring to it.
hahahaha – that was the funniest come back i’ve heard in sooo long! Haha, my little 5 year old brother will LOVE that one~!
I think what he’s smelling is his own arse. Since he has his head stuck up there, it would make sense!
It’s amazing he can type, considering just how far it’s in there!
Avis… do you hear that?
.
.
Nevermind. I was underwhelmed by something insignificant.
“If that’s a word. I know it’s not ’cause I looked it up…”
*SMOOCHES Christopher*
Hee!
I like how y’all just take what I say and turn it around like
“Uh-uh, you actually are talking about yourself!
ROFLCOPTER!!1!! HI-5!” It shows just how poignant and clever and your comments are…
Crickets…. I hear crickets.
*Returns smooch*
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In unrelated news, I’ve never found a commentor who’s head was so far up his ass as to be through it twice. I never thought I’d live to see the day.
.
*Looks wistfully at his old taser, collecting dust*
It’s not worth the effort of powering the taser up.
Been a busy day?
I hear crickets, but I smell the stench of loneliness manifested as trollish behavior due to hating himself and his tiny penis that would pass through a HEPA filter.
Very busy, in fact. I’ll message you all about it personally.
Lonely and bitter is a sad sad combination. It leads to self-loathing.
I’ll have to check my messages then!
What’s more realistic is that a bunch of losers don’t get
enough action or attention in the real world, so they spend
all day on failblog trying to massage each other’s egos.
When they are challenged by a “troll” they transfer their own
insecurities onto the one confronting them. Sorry I tried to give
you dorks a dose of reality. You can go back to pretending *I’m*
the only one with issues…
If that is REALLY what you think why do you keep commenting?
At least you admit you have some then!
Same reason you do, even though I’m “insignificant”: stubbornness
It might be useful to ask yourself why it’s so important to you
to you show us where we’re going wrong?
You’re maybe right, we may all be losers,
fillling our lonely lives by sharing some laughs together.
Maybe we can’t find friends anywhere else, only on Failblog
can we feel welcomed by with like-minded-types.
Poor us, take pity on us.
But have a think – what’re YOU doing here?
Hey, we would be here anyway. You’re the only stubborn one here.
*reaches up to snatch back stray ‘with’*
Not you, plussingaswhich.
Get enough action or attention in the real world? A quick look at my pic would pretty much disspell that notion, unless you really want to play that pissing game.
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Also, the fact that you want to peddle off your schizophrenic’s nightmare paradigm as “reality” is so far from funny as to be pitiable. You really don’t know better…
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And I’ll give you a lesson in irony. When a person who claims that people who comment on a blog are losers, but persistently comments on said blog himself with a clear emotional attachment to the comments.
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I am genuinely sorry that there isn’t a surgeon skilled enough to remove you out of your ass twice. I really am.
I doubt that. I come here to joke and converse with friendly people. You seem to have come here to be rude and denigrating. This is NOT the way to make friends.
I’m just tired of having to wade through 400 self-referential comments to
find ones relevant to the fail.
Then stop. Don’t do it.
“There’s a jacked guy with a car in a tree behind him. ROFL!”
Yeah, that’s way more entertaining comment than any of the others.
His parents didn’t love him as a child. I feel his pain, honestly I do!
A little bit of therapy will sort him out. He’s already admitted he has issues.
That IS the first step to recovery.
LOL @ Christopher. Oooh, a tiny picture of a person. That
“proves” you’re a “winner”…
And you keep coming back. In that much need of attention are you?
Well it’s not like he could get a bigger one on there is it? If he could, you’d only complain about that taking up the blog.
Even negative attention is attention. He strikes me as the type of person who will fake choking at a restaurant just so he can get some human contact as someone tries the Heimlich maneuver.
He’s just bored.
Go away and email your friends, OverwhelmedByLameness.
You’ll feel happier. This isn’t going anywhere fun for you, surely.
Consider it a public service for everyone
who comes to this site besides you few.
At the moment I have time (between distractions)
to voice frustration over the comment threads y’all
continuously hijack. Surely you aren’t so deluded that you think
anyone else would find your banter worth wading through?
The fact that people nest threads and comments to the point that they will no longer nest, seems to say otherwise.
Consider how many of these comments one has to get through to find your public service announcement.
And since we start most of the threads, how the hell can we highjack them?
I have to admit, I only come here because of these threads. It would be pretty f***ing dull if there were 5,000,000 comments about the buff guy and his truck!
Psst.. that IS the guy!
Hell, I only show up here nowadays for a quick chortle at the few they post daily, and for my main bird.
That explains a lot.
I doubt it. That guy has a sense of humor, and the balls to wear flannel. And has an ass that is not filled to the struggling brim with his own ass.
Ah… I see now! This is why he wants us to stay on topic.
His ego his bruised.
*sigh*
We’ve been getting a lot of these sorts of comments recently. I think everyone is entitled to an opinion…and entitled to share that opinion. What saddens me, and what most often makes me use the label “troll”, is the vitriol, judgment, unkindness, and general air of self-aggrandizement that fuels so many of these comments. Apparently it’s not enough to just say, “This bothers me”, but these folks–you included, Mr. OverwhelmedByLameness–feel the need to abuse and condemn those who have done nothing to hurt you.
Hence, I dub thee a pathetic troll. Had you comported yourself in a more gentleman-like manner, I would have a much different opinion.
Well said, as is your wont to do.
Oh, and there was no “vitriol, judgment, unkindness, and general air of self-aggrandizement” directed at me?
I think I started off fairly tame before getting flamed.
(*looks at every one of Christopher’s posts…*)
Sorry I didn’t enjoy the communal fap that flooded my
inbox when I subscribed to a thread a few days ago,
nor the mile-long nests of the same 10 people when I’m just
curious about the story behind the fail…
But my behavior was no more troll-like than my responders’.
I guess the difference is I don’t have as (self-dubbed) sexy or clever avatar…
*SQUEEEZE!!*
Don’t subscribe to the blog then
*snork*
*mutters “must refresh” to self several times*
You started “fairly tame” you say?
Well then…upon rereading your original posts…I have changed my mind about you. I thought you were a fairly intelligent, if unpleasant, individual at first with a very large chip on his shoulder.
I obviously gave you far too much credit.
Hey Dragon! Maybe that’ll work better: *SQUEEZE* and *cuddle* him whenever he appears. A *SMOOCH* now and then may also help…
If that’s not enough I’ll start insulting him in German.
“But my behavior was no more troll-like than my responders.’ I guess the difference is I don’t have as (self-dubbed) sexy or clever avatar…”
I hear you on the avatar thing…until I got one, people totally ignored my comments.
That said, your behavior was completely “troll-like.” Your very first comment was an attack. Had you just voiced your opinion without being so negative, you might not had gotten such a negative response.
He could also start his own damn thread. That way, everyone of like mind could nest and dicuss “serious” stuff w/o interruption. We all know we wouldn’t be there, which would make them and us happy.
Or he pushes the truck onto his father when he walks underneath.
He’s a real nice guy too, I used to work at the grocery store half a mile from this.
hahahah xD
How strange that his legs seem disproportionately skinny compared to his chest and arms.
Oh, wait. That’s normal for 80% of the weightlifting ass-hats out there.
So weightlifting is only for ass-hats? Spoken like a true fat, lazy, envious ass.
*ding*
MY FAJITAS!
*roffle*
I had to wipe a tear for both The Fuggernaut and our precious hammykins.
He looks like.. someone gay..
Why? You want his number?
Yes – this is the way all gay people look – that’s what makes them easy to find, round up and shoot. For the good of the community, you know.
Yep, all the gay someones I know keep their trucks in trees.
Damn it! You nearly made me laugh out loud in the middle of my class.
Young lady? May I inquire why you are accessing Failblog in the middle of a class??!!??
She’s learning valuable things here! This IS a priceless place, is it not?
Um, should Failblog and class be concurrent Di? You’re going to miss some important stuff that may be usefull in your future if you keep paying attention to that class
you do realize this dude was on Ripley’s Believe It or Not? he actually picks up girls (forgive the pun) this way.
But not women.
requ13m: like a man possessed?
to What: Love your avatar!
Did he throw that truck up there!?
Judy told me it was Chuck Norris.
Jam – look down there. V
Looks like Amy’s got a thing for your Brian.
Well, he is a good looking guy! I won’t hold it against her.
TORNADO WIN
I think he looks like a young Robert Redford.
how is this a fail? this is an epic win!
Agreed. Anyone can grow a tree out of the top of their head. How many of us can lift a truck with our head-tree? hmm?
*applauds*
Love it.
im too sexy
That guy is strong!
This guy totally looks like a built John Ritter
now theres a pictureisunrelated.com-fail. the site is down
hahaha, that’s not right!
forget the stupid truck.. this guy’s a stud..
err typo..
DUD!
I bet he’s got a spud.
May I ask where he keeps it? (hee hee hee!)
I don’t really want to know, but you’re welcome to go look for it!
I’m on a tater-search!!!! Hee!
*Note to self – Don’t Go There!*
1 simple question…
Now how didja manage that???????/??/////???/////?/////
I know exactly where that is, in Clinton, Wisconsin. It’s my wife’s hometown. I’ve actually met Mark a couple times, he’s a cool guy. You should check out some of his other projects. Personally, I think the guy’s a friggin’ genious. I was out by his place when they put him on an episode of Moster Garage. He built an old car into a hovercraft.
I should totally do that! Cheap trips to France for the weekend.
How *you* doin’..?
The worst part is… i know exactly where that is…
But he’s not spotted it yet. Tell him it’s up the tree, mike!
it’s on I-43 between Beloit and Clinton. Ah, Clinton, Wisconsin, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous….
…and the women are bored?
I would LOVE to say PHOTOSHOPPED! But i can’t! It isn’t!
Yeah – about 250 of them are random chit-chat and bad puns/jokes. Seems to be that way with every FAIL nowadays.
Hey – that’s my line. You mean I’m not the only one that thinks this?
No. We all agree.
*cuddles OverwhelmedByLameness*
Tsk! You guys didn’t say anything about the fail!
Fekkin’ hypocrites. :p
INTERLOPERS! HOW DARE THEY NOT MENTION THE FAIL?
Outrageous!
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Funny Fail.
I hate it when people refuse to stay on topic!
There is a guy with his shirt half on standing in front of a tree with a truck in it.
There! Was THAT so bleeding hard?
I thought his shirt was half-off.
I’m an optimist.
Surely an optimist would see the shirt as half off?
An optimist would claim to be blind.
Hee! WTG, Avis!
No indeed. I am appalled by the way the cliquish “regulars” treat others. A lot of believe they are the only funny people in the world (when in fact most of the humor is their own in-jokes that no one else can comprehend). I have seen many other “n00bs” being told they need to attend “Humo(u)r 101″ lessons. I have stopped trying to be funny on Failblog long ago, whereas in real life most people I know consider me to be good at humo(U)r.
No, 300 PLUS comments per FAIL! and 4 sometimes 5 fails a day!!!
*pulls out calculator*
That works out to… 1200 comments a day!
Or .02 cents per day. It’s all a matter of opinion.
Dunno if anybody has posted this, but I’ve seen this pic before – that truck is actually a Tree House the guy built for his kid.
Wow! Thanks, dude! Now it all makes sense! A tree house! Wait – how is the kid supposed to get up there? And once he gets in the cab, then what? Pretty lame tree house, if ya ask me.
I used to drive by this truck all the time. It’s between Delavan and Beloit, WI along the interstate and it’s an art piece. a little farther west is a dump truck buried up to it’s bed in dirt and acroos the highway there are cars sticking up vertically.
after the brawny man lost his job he started to lose his mind
The story behind this picture: It’s a tree house. This guy posed in front of it in this fashion to make a funny picture.
Not a fail.
Blah!
Actually, that’s a treehouse he built for his son. Seriously. You can see the wooden boards up the tree trunk and there’s another picture with him in the truck bed.
Duuuude!….that’s a UFO…and he’s a freakin’ alien..that explains why he looks like Chuck Norris..I’ve finally figured it out!
This man can beat chuck norris!!!!!!!!
Thats a cubby house the guy built for his son….
Oh no, I actually live near this thing and sadly, there was an article in the paper about it a few years back and all the guy could talk about was how he got girls up there and he alluded to what he would do in the back with them and that they always got kinda scared when it rocked. So weird.
It’s a tree house.
yea i did that.
The guy’s an artist. They wrote him up recently on Cracked.com. His posing might be a goof too.
i have actually seen this. It is some guy in wisconsin
This guy put that truck up in the tree on purpose and turned it into a treehouse for his kids. I don’t think it counts as a fail.
WIN!!!!
Apparently my boyfriend grew up in this small town in Wisconsin where this picture is taken. the truck has been there for at least 20 years. the guy in the pic put it up there because his son wanted a tree house.
At basketball games at the local high school this shirtless guy would do push ups on the sidelines.
Midwest pride.
so anyone else get a feeling of Brawny man?? 0.o
Actually morons, that’s a treehouse he built for his kid.
do your research. i have to say the fail blog FAILED
Looks like Rosco P. Coltrane was driving that truck. *lmao*
THIS CAR IS 5 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE!
I AM NOT KIDDING! D:<
what fun how is he going to get up there
Very unlikely that this just happened.
1. The truck ended up there during driving or was thrown up there somehow. It would have been torn to hell.2. The truck was there since the tree started growing. It would have rusted away.3. The truck is not actually a truck, but just a shell–possibly even cardboard.4. Photoshop.
HTML !
HTML Fail x2!
i think i saw that on CMT. the guy said that that tree just grew right under the truck. kinda cant get it down now!
OMG OMG OMG i know where that guy lives, hes actuly in my town
lol no rllly he is in my town, he also has a truck that sits on a rock but it stands up on its back wheels lol
Actually I know that guy. His name is Mark Madsen or Madson or something like that, and everyone calls him MadMan. He also has a decked out Packers convertible with a surf board and stripper pole on top that he drives even in winter. He’s obviously kinda weird but really nice. Suprisingly he doesn’t drink at all, and he’s not quite as hillbilly as that picture looks (but pretty close). The truck on the rock is a wind dial, it turns to show the direction of the wind. The truck in the tree was put there by a crane, its right next to a major highway and attracts people and is a landmark for his quarry that he owns there. Also he’s a multi-millionaire from that rock quarry and subsequent investments, although he doesn’t look it (or act it!). He also has several books out, and donates all the profit from them to various local charities, along with funding several large fundraisers throughout the year. He’s a very nice guy. Odd, but nice.
I to live nere this guy and he is quite weird, where super tight outfits, and is about 5′1 or 5′2 and has pictures of himself weight lifting(just to let people know he lives near I-43, at the Clinton Wisconsin exit about 6 miles up the road from Beloit and about 60miles west of Milwaukee.
looks more like scott glen from urban cowboy
gay.