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well done good sir… or madam… or FBI agent
Or gay person?
Or gay purse?
TSRIF
PENIS!
A Reploid is a bio-mechanic being, created for both civilian and military duty.
When a Reploid attacks a human, it is labeled as a “Maverick” and “Maverick Hunters”, such as Master X, are dispatched. Humans no longer fight in wars.
Reploids are not used as police.
But they happen!
how is babby formed?
clay and water
Baby sold separately.
Some assembly required
Batteries not included
all sales final
How are babies made?
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babies, becuse these baby can’t fright back?
Slugs and snails and puppy dog’s tails…
I know this has cleared it up for me! I won’t expect to buy the stroller AND the baby.
We’re on the same page, but not the same thread. lol
I’m all over the place today. I’m easily confused you know.
Well, now I’m confoozed. We were on the same page with that, no?
GMTA
I’m not sure. Is your page torn at the corner?
So, if the baby isn’t included here, is there an indoor market where people can get one and what’s the chances of a BOGOF?
Twins?
I agree, there is something wrong with the postal system.
The babies are up front in the babe-le-gum machines. Only 25 cents.
Third time’s the charm!
Muaaahahahaha
*runs away with tin foil on eyes*
*Runs into a jam.*
That’s a sticky siituation you’ve got yourself in. *mwa ha ha*
“Baby sold seperately.”
“What? No baby included?! You’re the 4th shop to tell us that. Let’s go take our business elsewhere, dear.”
Are batteries included when you do get the babies separately?
Don’t you mean “4nd” ?
waiting time for delivery is 9 months though
At least the picture doesn’t say “some assembly required” :O
If you’re Jam Cat and Sidhe Cat is Mikey D, then who am I?
You’re CONFOOZED.
Have a cookie!
thnks heaven no, they just send over the stork.
I can’t decide if this more a fail for the company or a fail that for some reason they felt like society was not smart enough to know a baby wasn’t included in a stroller…
“What? No baby included?! You’re the 4th shop to tell us that. Let’s go take our business elsewhere, dear.”
gah, reply fail on my part
No fail, I nested wrong. See my comment below, Jace. It was for you.
(and nooow she sees the above post!)
*wraps head in tinfoil*
No you don’t.
There you are… no wait! You’re up there! Wuh?
I love it when a plan comes together… or crumbles down on your head… either way, plans make me feel warm and squishy ^^
*squishes warmly*
*squeeze*
*Gets double squished*
YAY!
*jealously seethes*
*Squisheeze*
Yay first squish! *squishes back*
Here, have a real one.
The other was a hybrid, half squish and half squeeze.
*Squeeeze*
There ya go.
Let’s play hide and seek!
Ha! I was just up there!
Nyah-nah!
*Plllbbbbbbtttt!!!*
Damn! There’s Sidhe Cats and Mikey D’s everywhere. Would the real slim shady please stand up?
Here I am.
Ok, whose stupid idea was this eh? *whistles*
I blame Mikey D!
Have no idea.
*gravely points at Mikey D*
It was YOU!
That’s what I said to start with.
I don’t wanna play anymore. *runs away home crying*
Another cookie?
Well, since you’re offering. Thanks.
*dries up tears with pocket fluff*
Lets never do that again. My brain is on the verge of a melt down.
We’re cookies now?
You think you’re confused, wait until the people who come in later try to read it straight down the page…
Awww, jam, look what you’ve done! Now I gotta change my clothes.
Be thankful I didn’t blow my nose on you.
I thought we were forever! I can’t believe you’re trading me in.
These comments are in order and they make even less sense than before.
Sorry, Clothes, confoozed an I have plans…
*lusty grin*
I think the best solution is to print the page out and cut out the individual comments. Then you can pick and choose your own conversation threads that make sense?
I nose we’re gonna have fun.
Fun for the whole family!
I can’t believe you’d sandwich me in your affair jam!
Nothing makes sense anymore. It’s like I’ve entered a crazy dimension or something.
I think I may stay like this.
I’m having an affair? Well, I’ll be damned! The things you find out on here.
You were playing with a nose right under my nose, just after you’d declared yourself my wife!
I think I may leave and come back later when hopefully things make more sense.
I was just picking my nose. It meant nothing to me. *begs Brian to come back*
This makes even less sense now ALL of the comments have appeared before my eyes! Sheesh… there really is something wrong with the post.
Uh, yeeaahh, it’s the POSTs! That’s what it is! We didn’t have anything at all to do with it. I wasn’t even here, and,…and…
Tell ‘em Moomin!
At least we’re happy.
I surely am!
To dilletante yesterday it seems!
I’m not!
Honestly, I haven’t laughed that hard in a looong time. I just hope they don’t all kill us for it. I don’t want my feathers singed.
I’m secret.
Everybody was ignoring me… Worst birthday party ever!
Aw, boo, was trying to dick around with my avatars, but
it hasn’t worked yet. I’m clearly not that secret after all.
I wasn’t ignoring you, I couldn’t see your comments. They only appeared a few minutes ago.
We should submit ourselves as a coherence fail.
*roffles*
I’m jam. Not not.
Not not.
Who’s there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
Amanda who?
Amanda make this thread explode.
I thought someone was gonna say “Orange” to “Who’s there?”
Orange you glad we didn’t?
Orange you just making presumptions!
Juice got my comment in before yours.
Orange you glad you were here when this all went down, instead of wandering into it later!
Death to all Juice!
Berry good.
Appletize you all later. I should get back to work. *sigh*
I think we’ve squeezed this for all we’re going to get. The next Fail should post soon. Let’s go there and let every one else sort this mess out. I think it came unravelled.
Bye jam, it was lovely being married to you, if even for so short a period of time.
The next fail won’t be up for another 60 minutes.
Hi-ho Hi-ho, it’s off to work we go. . .
Bye jam.
Was fun playing hide-n-seek!
Oh yes, Arthur Eld managed to find where I hid.
Booooooooo! Work sucks! But ok, see y’all in an hour.
Have fun at work, Mikey! Been a hoot!
… am I a cookie?
*explodes from confusion* (beware falling chocolate chip)
*applauds the brilliant comedic theatrics*
Bravo! Bravo!
You rang?
Hiya Slim, where ya been?
Played hide and seek with Dr. Dre and Marylin Manson. Dre won, he was hard to find in the dark.
Nah, he won because we forgot about Dre
I thought you were looking for him?!
Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement.
That could explain a lot.
He just stood there and didn’t operate.
My tea’s gone cold.
Did you get carried away and hide your tea from yourself?
*throws arms around Brian*
*looks wary*
You are Brian aren’t you?
Nooo…
Don’t cry Prian, or we’ll have to go and get more pocket fluff.
I am!
You’re Brian’s wife?
I married a sailor? At least he’s a captain.
You know what they say about those Navy sorts!
They’re all out at sea?
*looks up*
Meh. I’ll wait another day.
Some of them are shore good looking!
…AND I like to dress as a lady! ♪
Brian sure does get around!
No wonder he always looks so tired.
That’s not a nice thing to say to a lady.
Me or Jam? My comment was reflecting on the fact that Brian gets around.
I was just commenting that Brian seems to have a lot of wives. Where I’m from that’s illegal.
I’m going to take my beauty nap.
WTF…? I’m sorry, but I’m on Random Avatar Mode again.
As long as you stop singin, it’s fine for me!
It seems to fit with the general theme for this whole page of comments.
Off topic: What was the fail about?
Something about buying a stroller and NOT getting the baby. What is the world coming to?
I thought you were Stan. Now I’m confoozed again.
*stands up*
*stands up*
Umm…and now what?
Sailor’s Hornpipe!
*shows how it is done*
*does stretches*
*yawns*
I may write and complain, there’s a distinct lack of instructions on what to do now.
Pervert!
Sit down again. I’m done! Stick a fork in me.
My brain is tipping over…
XIBU UIF GVDL?
I meant the French/Belgian Shady!
I fart in your general direction!
Vhy did jou du sshat?
‘Ello?
Bonsoir Monsieur Shady!
No, I’m Spartacus!
No. I am.
I am and so’s my wife.
I’m Brian’s wife.
Hi, I’m not sure who I am.
I am.
@ The Real Slim Shady:
Bonsoir Pussycat!
Leave me out of this, please.
‘Ow do.
With Americans giving us the classic “Caution, contents may be hot” on coffee cups, or “Warning – may contain nuts” on peanut packets, this is pretty standard.
This is after you’ve fed the baby to the tigers.
The babies are up front in the babe-le-gum machines. Only 25 cents.
*defends comment*
Mine now! Jace can’t have it.
We’ll have to share. I must be reading everyone’s mind.
*Twilight Zone theme*
Something strange is afoot with the postal system!
Chase me! Chase me!
AAAAgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’re fun. I like you.
aww… *squeeze*
Really? ‘Cause everything looks perfect from far away.
I think there could be nothing better.
Oh-ho… Now Jace is gonna take it from you, little man
*hands over comment*
I hardly used it.
Dint want it anyway.
*sniff*
*Takes comment then looks at Mikey D, pauses and snaps it into two equal pieces*
Aw, heck… Why must you make Jace emotional? Here, share-sies.
Yay! Thankyou! Now whenever we meet we can put the comment halves together to prove it’s really us.
Aw.. like two side of a love heart necklace. How romantic.
*Gruff voice*
What you talking bout? Jace ain’t no romanticizing romantic, Jace is manly, dig?
I love a gruff voice. Say it again, say it again!
Woman, that’s Jace’s normal voice, Jace’s gruff voice would make this thread implode from the sheer level of gruffiness. Recognize.
(“Gruffiness”- Jace, 2009, making up a dictionary, one word at a time.)
I honestly think this thread should implode. It doesn’t make any sense anyway.
Lady, if you’re looking for sense… well, don’t do that here.
Shhhhh, Jace says you’ll hurt it’s feelings if you say it outloud.
Why do people keep calling me lady? I’ve got big tits and a gun, what’s ladylike about that?
Ok, that ^ really was stupid! *guffaws at self*
*collapses the horse*
There should be no horse collapsing during working hours.
It makes the thread sound edgy. Jace asks doesn’t anyone think of the ratings? Think about the ratings!
WTF? lmao
Why a symbol of a black baby? What does it all mean:
Black baby not included? To be used for black babies only?
Attention:
All the above posts are a figment of your imagination.
You have slipped into the Twilight Zone.
*TZ theme plays*
*slips out of the twilight zone and into something more comfortable*
What… No… Must… reach for… Shatnerian reserves…
*yells to the heavens*
RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!
Company lawyer thinks: Yes! Another lawsuit averted! (& another paycheck for advice on pointless warning received. Hello Mercedes!)
People don’t learn how to write anymore!
Well if this is a toy stroller, it does make good sense.
Ah man, babies not included? Bummer. LOL
Lisa
http://www.privacy.at.tc
i beleive thats a given
No baby with my stroller! What a rip-off! I mean, what do I need a stroller for if I don’t have a baby with it?
To carry your beer to Chicago’s South Side Irish Parade, like I’ve seen more than a few drunkards doing. Sometimes they balance the kid on top of the booze.
ahy are people that are always trying to be first congratulated? in brazil (where i live) one who does it is considered stupid.
cheers
I’m guessing/hoping this refers to a DOLL stroller?
Ditto, JH, it’s most likely referring to a doll stroller. XD Baby dolls rarely come with baby doll strollers. You have to get them separately.
My mom and I had to find one for my little sis once, so I should know….
SHOOPED
Actually it’s real. I work in a shipping warehouse, I see these boxes all the time. I think it’s the company’s idea of a joke. Just like there are boxes that say “use teeth to open”. They are being silly.
lol! That’s crazyxD
It ain’t a fail, it could be a DOLL stroller without the DOLL baby included!
lol this is just oddxD
Unbelievable …
so where DO babies come from?
See Timmy… When a man and a woman love eachother very much, sometimes they.. You know what, google it , i can’t do this. XD lol, jk.
This is from the packaging for a Phil & Teds stroller. Their documentation is full of this humor – they’re making fun of ridiculous disclaimers that plaster everything these days due to litigation by idiots.
aah crap honey we forgot the baby
lol! Damn it! Not AGAIN!
Oh, Phil & Ted’s. You’re a terrible company.
I wouldn’t want to buy a baby. :-S
I saw something like this before. It also says “baby not included”. I’m just not sure but I think it is a packaging for hair accessories.
Black baby not included… sorry Angelina
hahahahaha
That’s not a fail… that’s just protection from american idiots