We couldn’t find a crown on such short notice, but Jace got you this empty can of fruit salad. Jace says use your imagination or get a backhand!… Your majesty.
why must we assume this spraypainter loves the prince of darkness….. Maybe this person just likes the smooth and comfortable feeling of the satin material….
Since you asked so nicely I’ll only make an old fail reappear. Sell me your soul for reappearing comments. And a bowl of Cream of Wheat. I could really use some cream of wheat right now…
Ah yes. Failed to clock that pentacle (thought it was some anarchist motif), didn’t register the sixes, and still can’t see the goat. Goat? Where’s the goat, mookie?
*bows and sweeps top hat off and low*
Milady, you are grace itself on the dancefloor.
(“some witty comment about having pumped up Nike Air’s to make himself light on his feet”)
I looked at the clicky and saw a table that ended with 2007 “C”, so I assume 2009 would be “E”. It’s on a table so it must be accurate. I may have misunderstood what was going on though.
You sir are the winner of one gilt edged multiplication square and one FAIL Blog FAIL sticker.
Wear it with pride! I have several and I display them on my jacket lapel.
its me i swear!
this reminds me of the dyslexic satanist who prayed to santa every night, or the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lay awake every night wondering if there really is a dog
What, do tell, is wrong with Satin anyways?
I have a pair of black satin PJ bottoms and they are the comfiest thing ever. I know this because my g/f normally wears them to lounge around the house in.
I can assure you its more than just mildly disturbing. £50 for a set of Satin PJs, that I only ever intended to wear the bottom half of and I never get chance because she normally has them on.
Everyone knows that Satin is Satan’s younger, slightly less evil, brother.
While still feared and reviled in hell, Satin has fewer followers than his more famous sibling. It’s not that he can’t do well, but just that he never applys himself.
I’ll have you know I have 2 books, a screenplay, 3 miniseries, 6 movies of the week, many speaking appointments and a lecture series pending. My my. There’s just no pleasing everyone in hell.
I think that this is a case of misunderstanding. What they don’t tell you in this picture is that this graffiti was done on a wall outside a Neiman Marcus by a gang of unruly fashion designers. After all, everyone knows that satin is the most hardcore of cloths!
…as we approach the ‘midnight hour’ here at 6.6 on you’re radio dial…tonight we’re highlighting the musici (stutter) I should say the career of Yo-Yo Ma, the celebrated musician from Paris…believe it or not. I’m James Earl Jones, ‘the et…velvet fog’,… harum…here on ‘Classics After Dark’…
Yes Satin is the most evil of all the cottons. people should only buy Satin. Satin will beat all the other cottons. Satin is the only true master. Hail Satin! lolxD Sorry, this was a comment failxD
it must be stated that Satin is a cruel and demanding master indeed. Although having a reputation as lovely and sensual fabric, Satin is in fact quite evil and possesses a mind of his own. Whether in a sinful shade of oyster shell or a deadly midnight blue this cloth simply lives to break your heart.
Those evil Satin worshipers, they need to be dry cleaned of their sins.
The random copy-paster strikes again! One day, the law will catch up with him. And on that day, there will be nashing and wailing of teeth, and justice for those he has plagarised.
Textiles have an assortment of uses, the most common of which are for clothing and containers such as bags and baskets. In the household, they are used in carpeting, upholstered furnishings, window shades, towels, covering for tables, beds, and other flat surfaces, and in art. In the workplace, they are used in industrial and scientific processes such as filtering. Miscellaneous uses include flags, backpacks, tents, nets, cleaning devices, such as handkerchiefs; transportation devices such as balloons, kites, sails, and parachutes; and strengthening in composite materials such as fibre glass and industrial geotextiles. Textiles can be used for educational purposes. Textiles can be used as a material for children to use and explore in their classrooms as another element of learning. Children can manipulate and come up with creative uses for textiles such as collage materials, art materials and so on.
Textiles used for industrial purposes, and chosen for characteristics other than their appearance, are commonly referred to as technical textiles. Technical textiles include textile structures for automotive applications, medical textiles (e.g. implants), geotextiles (reinforcement of embankments), agrotextiles (textiles for crop protection), protective clothing (e.g. against heat and radiation for fire fighter clothing, against molten metals for welders, stab protection, and bullet proof vests. In all these applications stringent performance requirements must be met. Woven of threads coated with zinc oxide nanowires, laboratory fabric has been shown capable of “self-powering nanosystems” using vibrations created by everyday actions like wind or body movements.
I only read the part at the end about Batman…is he trying to sell us something? Or did Satin trigger some involuntary response to discuss comic books randomly with us all?
>Back hands dman< Thank you for providing the impact Jace’s rings needed to fill, now move along, boy. And don’t go copy-pastin’ wikipedia on my thread again, dig?
Nights in white satin…
You made it! Hurrah!
Hehe. I think I quit trying from now on. Better to stop when you’re on top…
I saw it, but wasn’t going to start something after what we did in the TZ Fail over “yonder.”
*points back to previous Fail*
TZ?
(Twilight Zone)
*climbs under desk to hide his stupidity*
See y’all.
*hides his own stupidity under the desk*
My what? Nope, haven’t seen it.
You are lucky, my desk is hidden behind my stupidity, along with most of my office.
Not really, I was so stupid I’ve trapped myself behind it underneath my desk. This could take some explaining.
While you’re down there, don’t collapse your horse!
During lunch break it’s ok!
*gets trapped as horse collapses*
Wah!
Whoa Nellie!
Get that Moomin outta there!!!
I nested
You need a shamwow to soak up the stupidity.
“OPERATION MORGENLUFT”!
JAWOHL!!!
*marches of to conquer something*
*runs off to play conkers*
*rolls over amidst his luxurious satan sheets*
Is the thread count 666?
So, you’re saying that you’re in a tight *SQUEEZE*?
ALL BOW TO THE POWER OF SATIN! My drapes are my masters.
Hi Arthur and Mikey!
*hug*
Hiya!
*hugs*
Who are you and how do you know my name?
*looks quizzical*
I yam who I yam who I yam.
You’re a potato? Sounds like you’ve got a chip on your shoulder.
Tuber polite, No Sir.
Time to get to the root of this pun run.
I’m afraid we’ll make a hash (brown) of it.
We’ll still keep chipping away though.
Well it is Fryday.
Jersey (Royal) how the puns keep going now?
They are slowing down now. Should we jacket in?
No… Never! I’m sure we can mash up some enthusiasm.
I am undecided on wedge way we should go on this?
Don’t worry, you’ll think of something sooner or tater.
Maybe we should jacket in; it’s getting a bit starchy.
No way, we are doing grate!
I think King Edward may disagree.
The return of the baKing.
Yes. He’ll return at great spud to denounce our pun run.
I’ve been crowned King? Well, I promise not to be a dic-tater!
*hands over kingly attire* I’ve made all the pleats nice and crisp.
Golden Wonder how you did that.
We couldn’t find a crown on such short notice, but Jace got you this empty can of fruit salad. Jace says use your imagination or get a backhand!… Your majesty.
Is the empty can a nik-nak you found lying around?
This pun run is Sweet.
i wanna hug too!
No he didn’t, he’ll never reach the end
why must we assume this spraypainter loves the prince of darkness….. Maybe this person just likes the smooth and comfortable feeling of the satin material….
I think you meant Knights…
No, he means those nights you spend in fresh satin sheets.
Ackshully I was trying to give everyone a free earworm. Yes, I’m that generous!
And a helluva guy.
If a little moody.
Is he feeling blue?
No, I yam.
no fail here, this person is simply a home decorator, that likes satin bows but doesn’t speaka da engrish very good.
i only bow for cashmere
dont you mean Knights? I give you Fail as well
Our dark and comfortable lord strikes again XD
…never reaching the end…
luxurious fabric win
Yes, bows can be made of satin.
satin makes nice sheets
Satin has risen again?
Not yet, but it will on the 6.6.
Hopefully at some point the comments that haven’t shown up here will re-appear.
Let us pray:
Dear Satin, make them re-appear…
Since you asked so nicely I’ll only make an old fail reappear. Sell me your soul for reappearing comments. And a bowl of Cream of Wheat. I could really use some cream of wheat right now…
That’s the one I was trying to link to in my comments that didn’t show. no fair.
Hmmm… Maybe we’re missing something? Maybe they DO mean Satin?
Well, the devil is said to have a silky tongue. . .
Maybe that’s what their Snuggie ‘robes’ are made of.
I’m slippery that way.
Ugh. Cream of Wheat. I guess I know what’ll be in the bukkit for me now on.
Cream of Wheat = bad times, man.
I’m happy to say I’m entirely ignorant of Cream of Wheat
Fabric win?
Probably the morning wood.
Maybe the afternoon wouldn’t.
The evening sure hasn’t.
(not feeling so well today)
The night shood!
Dawn could.
Early-mid-late morning *might.*
Twilight shouldn’t be.
)
(Heeheehee CobaltLion
Er… why is this fail? What was the graffitiist trying to say in the first place? Maybe Satin’s the name of his girlfriend/idol/whatever.
I had my problems in understanding something some fails ago
It’s supposed to say Satan.
Yeah, I kinda get that from all these comments. Hope I’m not being obtuse here but how do we know he was trying to write Satan?
The 6’s were a clue for me. And the pentacle. And the slaughtered goat.
Ah yes. Failed to clock that pentacle (thought it was some anarchist motif), didn’t register the sixes, and still can’t see the goat. Goat? Where’s the goat, mookie?
Mookie was getting your goat. . .
See, now that sounds like MY prom dress.
You wore a dead goat to you prom?
I *took* a…
…never mind.
So carried away with apperance of new avatar I lost my R.
*flings up an ‘r’*
Eh??!!!
You having fun?
Less than I’d hoped for.
*squeeze*
Whoop!
My first *squeeze*!
Didn’t realise what I was missing
*squeezes back*
Rrrrrr- It’s alright!

Like your avatar. You think it’s frilly enough though, man?
No. But I have an alternative for frilly moments
Not that I can rely on it changing when I want it to,
or staying changed.
I’ll maybe just have to post in a feminine stylee.
Em…
*has no frickin idea how to do this effectively*
Swoon every now and again?
Fan yourself?
Are you distressed by being thought of as male yesterday?
No, I’m happy to be a mystery,
and I’ve nothing against men
But Sidhe Cat pointed out that it had happened repeatedly,
and I kinda wondered why that was…
*swoons*
(How’s that?)
*catches her and swirls her round*
Delightful!
I hadn’t noticed it myself.
*blushes charmingly*
*fans herself gracefully*
You’re very light on your feet!
(“something about not knowing Moomins could swirl that well”)
*bows and sweeps top hat off and low*
Milady, you are grace itself on the dancefloor.
(“some witty comment about having pumped up Nike Air’s to make himself light on his feet”)
*closes curtains so they can have some privacy*
*slips and falls*
*(“potato joke”)*
Oh, so YOU were that other couple in the limo.
You know, you guys were pretty distracting.
Top right: 6.6. – probably another 6 cut out.
Why else should “all bow” to satin? Or to his girlfriend named Satin?
I admit, we don’t know it for sure, but I think the assumption that s/he wanted to say “Satan” is pretty safe.
No worries y’all, we’ll all be bowing and obeying to Obama soon enough. SATANIC WORSHIP FTW
Sounds like my prom dress from 1984.
All satin bows?
We all bowed before Mookie’s magnificent satin dress.
She looks flaming hot!
Demon all stare in awe!
Dewoman are all jealous.
Omen. Won’t they ever take their eyes off of her?
Oman. They will buy her for 40 camels.
Shame on you satanic idiot!
I know one! Tigger! Or Pluto?
Spike maybe?
Rocky?
Buddy?
.
Come on! We’ll never know unless you tell us!
It’s 2009 so I think they have to begin with E?
Ermintrude? (No, that’s a cow)
Esmerelda? (I have a hunch that isn’t right)
Why must the dog’s name start with an “E”? I don’t understand.
*is ashamed*
I looked at the clicky and saw a table that ended with 2007 “C”, so I assume 2009 would be “E”. It’s on a table so it must be accurate. I may have misunderstood what was going on though.
Umm, I didn’t clicky. I was just guessing names because of his username…
I was wondering if there was a picture of a dog to name.
I thought he wanted us to name him. Dunno why he wanted a dog name, but hey…
I think neither of us knows what’s going on.
I prefer silk for that matter…
I prefer milk as I’m fatter.
I prefer your ilk and not the latter.
…sounds witty, but what does it mean =-/
You should know batter!
Nesting fail. It was supposed to be below the “nothing else rhymes…” post.
The postal service has all gone to hell!
Really? Because now I see them waving from such great heights.
That was when I was Sleeping in.
On a side note, I love that song so much that I named my first small film after a line in that song.
Tell me am I right to think that there could be nothing better?
I like it where it is. You mad hatter!
I prefer stilts and not the ladder.
I prefer elk not in batter.
I fall down with a clatter
zomg. nothing else ryhms with those.
Did you say you felt like rimming with your nose?
..i don’t get it, as far as failng goes.
Did you say something about flailing hoes?
the ‘did you say’ repitition reall shows
Lets see if this ‘did you say’ is as far as it goes.
Did you say we should strike a pose?
*vogues*
don’t see how i can last in ryhm fights with fail pros…
Did you say the rhyme fight would come to blows?
*does the Ali shuffle*
I crime might be against foes.
*the*
Did you say you feel it in your toes?
*love is all around*
*Closes her ears because the sound of that blows*
Did you say it’s an earworm everyone knows?
*blames Arthur Eld*
*reaps what he sows*
zomg… there cannot be a word in my vocab that hasn’t arose
The trouble with earworms is they grow and they grow,
Until you head off a cliff onto the rocks below.
An end to earworms I propose!
istand corrected, my friend. *bows down low*
At least the ‘did you say’ has ended it’s throes.
an inside joke? I can’t rofl at those…
Did you say you’d rather we talk in prose?
No inside jokes. We’re not writing is prose.
Damn you Mikey. I just type really slow.
*apologises and offers a rose*
is that a fail or not? I don’t know
*Accepts Mikey’s rose and off to work goes*
*is bored of work and going comatose*
*invites Mikey to have a drink at Moe’s*
I suggest a new job. How about cleaning windows?
*is grateful to Arthur for when the alcohol flows*
*runs in a wall after some drinks*
*D’ohs*
*can do nothing but watch while tying small satin bows*
Do you think we should bring it to a close?
…
yeah, why not?
*goes*
I hate you people.
Rim fights are dangerous so don’t bend down to your toes.
You really ought to put the e on the end because all I can think of are potatoes!
mo naked hoes!
I did not understand what you tried to say there.
6.6? 666 isnt it :O
Maths FAIL. He was trying to divide it by 100.
Good thing i was at Failblog when failing then
I meant the satin worshipper in the FAIL picture but if you want to take ownership it’s fine by me.
What do i own now..?
All jam’s posts are belong to you.
Aight
Selling posts:
$1=1 post
$3=5 posts
$5=10 posts
I’m flattered you think my words are worth so much.
You write so well
You sir are the winner of one gilt edged multiplication square and one FAIL Blog FAIL sticker.
Wear it with pride! I have several and I display them on my jacket lapel.
You win an internet!
The date of june 6 2006 had Satanic significance for some people. I suspect the graffiti may be from that day.
I think it’s june 6th. Every year.
I thought it was the 6th of March but what do I know?
True, Arthur, but the remake of The Omen was released in 2006 for a reason. Of course I fully admit I’m just guessing.
Yeah, or maybe he did the graffiti at exactly six minutes and six seconds past six!
Or, you know. He could just have been bored at some completely random time and decided to entertain himself by writing typical dumb kid crap on wall.
What a tulle.
i love satin! it’s so soft….
Why thank you– my new beauty regime is indeed paying off!
…Now where’s my Cream of Wheat?
Ugh. Cream of Wheat.
now bow down!
No! Bow down to ME! Your Velvety-Underlord, Holder of the Most Evil Lint-Brush.
Maybe it’s a win. It could be an advertisement for Cloth World and it was supposed to read All Satin Bows for $6.66
aah, the inevitable optimist. I’m sure you don’t lose the gold but win the silver. and yes second place is first loser.
maybe this is more your site. clicky
Clicky fail.
I’d like to wear satin on my penis
That’s just disturbing (especially as I thought you were female).
It’s not the real gcf. The comment started with a capitalized letter.
I just have a piece that I borrowed from a raccoon I know
Are you going to wrap it in satin to give as a present then?
its me i swear!
this reminds me of the dyslexic satanist who prayed to santa every night, or the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lay awake every night wondering if there really is a dog
No punctuation – check!
No capitalization – check!
Disturbing yet funny comments – check!
It’s you.
*roffles at you both*
I see what you did there Arthur
They also responded to the wrong comment?
*roffles at them both again*
It’s disgraceful. *I* would never respond to the wrong comment.
Me neither!
i have no penis!
i am the real grannycatflap
i am the real grannycatflap and so’s my wife.
(Has a funny feeling we’re teetering on TZ territory again)
Let’s better stop it. Just one thing: I’m the real grannycatflap!
*stands up*
*stands up*
.
Deja vu…
I’m still none the wiser as to what we do now we’re stood.
SAILOR’S HORNPIPE !
*shows the correct moves*
We should have some sort of choreography or something.
I think we’re doomed to repeat ourselves.
Lets play hide and seek. No wait… lets not!
The others will probably hate us when they arrive…
If we’re lucky, they will be too confused about where to direct the hatred.
(LOLs at Mikey D)
*Squeeze*
Clickie ♪
♪
Umm…
*squeeze*
.
But I didn’ say anything!
Ooooh! Can I join this round?
*jigs the hornpipe to Arthur’s clickie*
*lies on the ground and kicks leg to the hornpipe*
*blink*
I’m confused..
Sorry
No, I’m not!
zomg! identity theft fail
No, I’m Spartacus!
I am not a number! I am a Free-man! -grabs crowbar- -stares-
*stares back, for is a sailor*
*continues to dance however* ♪
*stairs back, for is a carpenter*
*maybe*
Too much name change… Must resist urge… Ahhhh
*excuses self from table. Runs quickly to bathroom*
now you believe me, its good to be home!
Welcome home, granny! I didn’t realise it was you in the last Fail until the avatars changed and I re-read it.
I love satin bows
I love batting sows.
I love chatting cows.
I am matting bowels.
I hate matching vowels.
I despise crowing fowls.
I detest flowing howls.
I hunt living crows!
I love fatting cows.
I love cheese
I love lamp.
All bows of satin. Nothing beats those!
The best grafitti of the world !
Go satin go !
http://www.agoravox.fr/article.php3?id_article=52556
A Satinist song…
Bow down!
Sell your soul to me!
I will set you free!
Pacify your demons!
Bow down!
Quite convenient…
Don’t you start that again! You know how it ends! You’ll end up crying and Mikey will have to tickle you again!
D’oh!
First comment ever and I got threatened!
That’s flattering!
I replied to Haxored and it was no threat. More of a insider joke.
D’oh! Again!
Metallica is satinic?
No, Metallica has been lamé since 1999.
Ah oui? Lamé?
This address explains the “joke”:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamé_(fabric)
This address proves that Metallica defies satire:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/timpratt/3078104928/
Take that, satire!
you better take that back about Metallica you god damn emo
D’y'know, granny, from a distance, you could pass for an emo yourself,
what with all the… blackness…
Wow, Stupidity truly is bliss!
RT
http://www.privacy.at.tc
It’s not funny if you have to explain it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamé_(fabric)
Now it is. Sorry.
Yeah! What he said!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nesting_Fail
Not a fail. This guy just really likes fabric with with a lot of luster.
Knights in wh…
oh wait. Someone did.
What, do tell, is wrong with Satin anyways?
I have a pair of black satin PJ bottoms and they are the comfiest thing ever. I know this because my g/f normally wears them to lounge around the house in.
That’s mildly disturbing, but ok. I prefer silk, if theres a difference.
I can assure you its more than just mildly disturbing. £50 for a set of Satin PJs, that I only ever intended to wear the bottom half of and I never get chance because she normally has them on.
Wench!
thats way too much to pay for pants…
Perhaps…
But they are sooooo nice.
When I occasionally get to wear em.
Devil worship fail. That really rare fail.
all deil worship’s a fail
I can’t decide which horribly unfunny pun to go with…
All hail king Cotton!
Dont Rayon my parade.
Polyester, I barely knew her!
Satan: the fabric of our lives.
Satan breathes.
85% Satan, 15% Dacron.
…I’m done.
What do you call a naked runner trying to cover his balls with a potato bag in the middle of january?
Insane?
I was looking for a burrrrlap sac…….. I didnt say it was going to be funny, its the best I could come up with on such short notice.
I thought cotton was king.
You would think that if people get it this wrong in this day and age, the Spanish Inquistion had an easy time of it in the past! ;P
-blinks-
You blinked! I saw it!
*dances the hornpipe*
Do you think the Spanish Inquisition wore shiny red satin robes to show their true allegiance!
NOBODY EXPECTS… Oh. Sorry.
*leaves*
Don’t forget your coat.
Everyone knows that Satin is Satan’s younger, slightly less evil, brother.
While still feared and reviled in hell, Satin has fewer followers than his more famous sibling. It’s not that he can’t do well, but just that he never applys himself.
He never applauds himself?
I’ll have you know I have 2 books, a screenplay, 3 miniseries, 6 movies of the week, many speaking appointments and a lecture series pending. My my. There’s just no pleasing everyone in hell.
thats a win
The Gay Mafia strikes again!
Maybe (s)he’s a fashion designer, henche a Win!
Satin is comfy! I would bow down to it!
USA Go To Heal???
MEETING SATIN IN HEAL!
My high school principal’s name was Satin. Some used to call him Satan
The more evil the soul the stronger Satin gets.
The more you have to wash hands after touching christians!
It is a great fabric!
Um… I make bows OUT of satin?
Or were they referencing Seitan, the wheat-gluten veggie “meat”? All Hail Seitan!
fabric win
Indeed, satin is truly the most heavenly of fabrics, and well worthy of honour.
satin will get the mofo that stole grannycatflap’s ID!
sex wee! (see its me)
This was obviously written by a gang of angry drag queens.
Not many things are worse than angry drag queens.
*Goes off to make Satin Bows for self-preservation*
LMAO! They were like, “Girl please, you better satin is your superior!”
ROFL. obviously.
Satin? Bows? What is this, graffiti in the Project Runway bathroom?
do you guys subscribe to these comments or you comment and then keep on waiting and refreshing?
get a (chat)room.
i love satin, its so soft! ;D
It’s one thing to like fabric but this is going a bit too far.
Hey, Satin bows are pretty…………….
I don’t know…Satin is pretty bowable.
Oh, you droll things, it’s TAFFETA that’s in this year;Taffeta!
all bows are satin. so luxurious!
I don’t that this is a fail – I mean, I also feel that all bows should be made of satin…
I think that this is a case of misunderstanding. What they don’t tell you in this picture is that this graffiti was done on a wall outside a Neiman Marcus by a gang of unruly fashion designers. After all, everyone knows that satin is the most hardcore of cloths!
Velvet is my only god
We must bow down to the lovely material.
And stay away from those filthy muslins, too!
We get a ton of people who mess those two words up around here, and it bugs the hell out of me
I prefer silk.
*Throws up the horns*
Because it’s soft and shiny, right?
Bow to Satin…what next, taffeta or organza? I’m shaking in my boots. Haha.
Hey man, I’d bow down for satin.
That stuff is amazing…
All hail expensive fabric!!
A satin bow? FABulous.
Satin’s great, but I prefer silk.
…as we approach the ‘midnight hour’ here at 6.6 on you’re radio dial…tonight we’re highlighting the musici (stutter) I should say the career of Yo-Yo Ma, the celebrated musician from Paris…believe it or not. I’m James Earl Jones, ‘the et…velvet fog’,… harum…here on ‘Classics After Dark’…
I’d rather bow to Cottin. Cottin breathes. (Yes, I know it’s spelled “cotton”)
LOL! Well Satin is one scary dude.
Er…. Can I bow to velvet instead?
lolxD Velvet’s nice:D
Just shows how dumb Satanists are.
True! lol
satin is sure more evil than satan and softer
Yes Satin is the most evil of all the cottons. people should only buy Satin. Satin will beat all the other cottons. Satin is the only true master. Hail Satin! lolxD Sorry, this was a comment failxD
Oh, I dunno: satin *is* pretty nice.
Hmmm…. True… Guys, we got a big dilemma… Satin.. or Velvet? Only one can rule the world ( yes I know that this comment in pathetic)
Obviously he’s talking about Satin Chow, as portrayed by Morgan Fairchild in the 1993 movie “Based on a True Story”. ¿¿Hello??
Honestly… I have no idea what you are talking aboutXD ROFLXD
What are you laughing about, Satin is awesome?
Yes Satin is indeed amazing.
I bow to egyptian cotton!
I bow to egyptian cotton!
Don’t we all!
Don’t worry guys. One day everyone will bow for Satin.
Bow for me.
fail
I know I, i know:( Fail indeed.
LOL!
PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol, what? xD
Satin in bizarro world.
ALL BOW TO SATIN!!!
… and his oh so silky texture. X)
lolxD Nice one.
Well, satin is pretty comfortable, but to bow down to it is a little overboard.
nobody ever said you had to be intelligent to be worship Satan…
It must be his favorite fabric.
Yes, I’m sure that some cloth will be perfectly suitable to rule Hell.
Yes, I’m sure that some cloth will be perfectly suitable to rule Hell.
…. Or Satan will be suitable… too… wear? 0_0′
Bow down to my wonderful SATIN shirt.
No, bow to my Satin DRESS!
bow down to the silky stuff NOA
and i thought it was 666 not 6.6.6!?
Smooth.
I’ve heard of people being “clothes horses” but this guy must be a “clothes gangsta”
Why is this a fail? It looks spelled right to me… This is a stupid picture.
In the corner you can see 6.6. which was obviously gonna be 6.6.6
lol bow for a type of fabric XD
666% satin lmao!
I hope that 14 year old kid realises that everyone’s laughing at him XD
LOL
maybe all do need to bow for fashion!
it must be stated that Satin is a cruel and demanding master indeed. Although having a reputation as lovely and sensual fabric, Satin is in fact quite evil and possesses a mind of his own. Whether in a sinful shade of oyster shell or a deadly midnight blue this cloth simply lives to break your heart.
Those evil Satin worshipers, they need to be dry cleaned of their sins.
Well some people just love satin…
Satin is superior to cotton! All hail satin!
Maybe they meant “Bow” as in the pretty tied cloth decoration. Satin bows are quite nice.
Go Satin! Let’s get sewing!
I agree, its comfortable stuff.
66
This is way past the amount of words i can read at one time.
The random copy-paster strikes again! One day, the law will catch up with him. And on that day, there will be nashing and wailing of teeth, and justice for those he has plagarised.
Textiles have an assortment of uses, the most common of which are for clothing and containers such as bags and baskets. In the household, they are used in carpeting, upholstered furnishings, window shades, towels, covering for tables, beds, and other flat surfaces, and in art. In the workplace, they are used in industrial and scientific processes such as filtering. Miscellaneous uses include flags, backpacks, tents, nets, cleaning devices, such as handkerchiefs; transportation devices such as balloons, kites, sails, and parachutes; and strengthening in composite materials such as fibre glass and industrial geotextiles. Textiles can be used for educational purposes. Textiles can be used as a material for children to use and explore in their classrooms as another element of learning. Children can manipulate and come up with creative uses for textiles such as collage materials, art materials and so on.
Textiles used for industrial purposes, and chosen for characteristics other than their appearance, are commonly referred to as technical textiles. Technical textiles include textile structures for automotive applications, medical textiles (e.g. implants), geotextiles (reinforcement of embankments), agrotextiles (textiles for crop protection), protective clothing (e.g. against heat and radiation for fire fighter clothing, against molten metals for welders, stab protection, and bullet proof vests. In all these applications stringent performance requirements must be met. Woven of threads coated with zinc oxide nanowires, laboratory fabric has been shown capable of “self-powering nanosystems” using vibrations created by everyday actions like wind or body movements.
I only read the part at the end about Batman…is he trying to sell us something? Or did Satin trigger some involuntary response to discuss comic books randomly with us all?
This SOB was here some fails ago and posted similar random crap. Trollish dumbass motherf*beep*.
They’re posting random stuff on past fails as well for some reason? Wonder if they’re trying to crash failblog out?
>Back hands dman< Thank you for providing the impact Jace’s rings needed to fill, now move along, boy. And don’t go copy-pastin’ wikipedia on my thread again, dig?
I just wrote to failblog. Hopefully they’ll ban him.
See how upset you made Jace, making him spell feel wrong! Why I oughta… >backhands again<
Hurrah!
*ankle squeeze*
I did that too. Hopefully your mail sounded more professional than mine
If not, at least he’ll burn in hale.
Serenity now, serenity now!
-George