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Words…fail…me. I can’t think of a thing to write.
SECOND…….. COMING!!
Good one, blah! Very good!
Must be in a Protestant bathroom.
I was thinking Satanic or Wicca.
Satanic and Wiccan people don’t wash their hands.
I thought they wash in goat’s blood.
Only on holidays and special occasions!
Other times chicken blood… cheaper.
And tastier too!
and cleaner..
Apart from all the salmonella.
Nomnomnomnomnom
As a Christian, does this mean I have to wash my hands continuously?
Talk about dishpan hands…
Good morning!
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No, that means you have to take a bubble bath with me for the rest of your life.
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((smooch))
Oh my…
Can my GF come too?
LOLz – good morning back!!
As long as she’s just friends with me. I don’t swing like that.
How does one swing then. A playground comes to mind…
atheism WIN ! =)
and tastes like human
Also, Fried chicken and Fried humans may have the same taste!
Maybe so, but satin tastes like serpent…
What about Satan?
Satan tastes like soot and poo…
Salad Fingers reference FTW!
You know… with juice tasting like juice, Christians tasting like ill-transmitting entities, Muslims tasting like Juice killers, humans and chicken tasting alike when fried, satin tasting like serpents, or poo…
I’d say tasting random stuff around might be dangerous…
Great, and I just got salad finger out of my head!
@ WhoaNellie – you’re my favourite christian now!!
Instead of getting offended, you
made a great joke!! Hats off to ya!
Don’t be stupid. Wiccans wash their hands! They just choose not to use that soap in the bathroom because it’s not made from natural ingredients that mach their elemental and planetary houses, and the water coming from the pipes is not mineral water, plus it’s a waste of water anyway.
Get it right before you post such ignorance!
^^^match not mach…gahd I try to make a joke, and then I can’t spell worth a crap!
Der Ehestifter ein Witz macht.
Mach 666!
I kind of liked it better as mach. The thought of Wiccan houses being propelled at about Mach 8 by a heap of natural ingredients made me giggle.
As a Wiccan…
LOL!!!! See even Witches can take jokes.
It’s bad enough someone put this on a bathroom wall but if you don’t know anything about another religion doesn’t give you the right to say they don’t wash their hands. I am a wiccan and I am a very clean person and I always wash my hands. The fact that you put wiccans with satanic worshipers means you have no knowledge what so ever on wiccans. Maybe you should read about wiccans or speak to a wiccan before criticizing them. If you don’t want people to think your a dumb ass then think before you speak! Read up a little before removing all doubts!
Andrea…take a chill pill…no one put a sign up saying to wash their hands after touching you…just their genitalia after f*!king you….
lmao!
Neither do Mormons….we just dip them in jello…
WTF?
Wicca and Satanism are two different things ‘-_-
Don’t you mean Satinic?
Last I checked, Protestants are Christians. However, maybe things are different outside of the bible belt.
Isn’t the Bible Belt largely Protestant?
This entire thread of conversion seems to be running on confusion.
You mean confucion?
Christian is a broad term.
“Christian is a broad fail.” – fixd
I thought it said Catholic. I fail.
thanks for you enlighteniong comment.
What’s the bible belt? Is it like the sunshine belt?
Protestants are still Christians. Did you mean an atheist bathroom?
Protestants are Christians….
Protestants are Christians
protestants are christian retard
protestants are christians too dumbass
Mmm…because protestants are not christians? Confoosed much?
Arn’t protestands christians too?
No, It’s Jewish, touching Christians is not Kosher.
FIRST ONE ONE ONE ELEVEN 111!111
First one to fail, yes.
one of many I’m afraid
Epic win.
Damn Christians are contaigous.
^^^ What he said. ^^^
^^^what he said.^^^
^^^gotta pee the bed…?^^^
^^^got hit in the head…?^^^
^^^I broke his sled…?^^^
^^^^Gotta paint that’s red….?^^^^
^^^ODD! You look Dead!^^^
Ok… Mr. FailBLog Comment Eater Monster,
where’d you HIDE the “Duplicate Comment”
Hmmmm?
Must be careful where to tread.
You basically called it. Failblog is getting weak; first the penis faucet and now this. Apparently, public basins are Failblog’s weakness. This IS NOT A FAIL. It’s a gag sticker. It wasn’t put their “by the management.” It was put there by someone trying to be funny. And it was funny. But it is not a fail.
RAmen.
EPIC WIN INDEED!
WIN!! JUST FUCKING WIN!!
I agree. its sad and not very funny.
The correct words are, “This is not a fail, it is an EPIC WIN!” Christians are gross and have cooties! Everyone knows that the best way to protect one’s self is to burn them all since heat is the best method for sanitation!
LOL Actually, The sticker is an Epic win since most christians do suck!
WHOW! talk about being intolerant!
seriously, i CANT STAND such things (speaking of the pic)
“non-christians talking about how religious people hate everyone, and then fail at the self same point…
(btw. “velvet” this comment is NOT about you
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No way this is a fail. It’s a win for sure. It’s fucking hilarious. Also, I’d sure wash my hands if I ever came into contact with Ted Haggard for example. lol
Touching them where?
In the holy place.
In holey places too!
Pfft!
Anywhere. Flying Spaghetti Monster sez so!
Ramen!
Looks more like a win to me.
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2
3, 4 and 5
908453
*on his way to buy lotto ticket*
LMAO.
The numbers are bad! The numbers are bad!!
8675309
…908453 and 908454. One for myself and momma.
yeap
Huge win-great sticker. I need to pick up a few…
Sure. Religion is very close to a cancer that doesn’t kill, generally.
Looks more like a win to me as well!
zomg.way to be racist. nuthins fail with religion
Bow to Satin
You spelled “Mookie” wrong. Now, on your knees!
*adores his Dark and Sexy Lady*
*removes flowing robes to facilitate adoration* *also strips the supplicant*
*peeks in a window*
brings popcorn
Nellie and Piper! Do you guys have a death wish or something?!? Get away from that window!
Cowers and scampers…
hands piper the second set of binoculars . . .
Leave them alone, Velvet. They’re practicing Mookianity.
Oh! I didn’t realize that voyeurism was part of that. Sorry! Carry on, guys!
You’ll… still want to wash your hands after shaking hands with them, though.
I was thinking more of a bucket of soapy water and a long-handled scrub brush. Or just sending them through an automatic car wash.
Does the car wash come with complimentary hot wax?
No waxing during work hours.
That’s too bad. I could really use a good buffing.
*watches Piper and Nellie from a safe distance*
I love a good show.
*offers popcorn*
Hey aiki! Happy Friday!
Happy Friday Velvet… and all!!! I ca’t wait for the weekend.
*take a handful of popcorn*
Thanks willdog.
*offer beverages to all*
I have a cooler and some hot pots over there with coffee and earl grey. Though it doesn’t seem like there will be fireworks.
*shrugs, eats popcorn*
It’s going to be sunny and near 80 this weekend. I believe it’s a “convertible with the top down” weekend!
Where do you live? I envy you.
Hey hey… Air Force huh willdog?
velvet… you have made me very jealous. It was 40 here yesterday and is snowing today.
*takes a handful of popcorn and cup of decaf*
Climbing towards 70 here today…woohoo!
I was able to turn my heater OFF!! It’s in the 50’s here!
40’s here and extremely foggy.
You must be a northern state then.
Minnesota!!!…sucks
It’s 50 here in Jersey. Should be 60 for the weekend
never know here in southern california, was in the 80’s last week now in the 60’s
Yeah, Montana is weird. It was 40 and sunny yesterday, snowing today, supposed to be 50 and clear tomorrow and snow that night.
Big sky country huh?
Yup. Although no mountains.
I’m on the east side of it.
I’m in VA. We’ve had crazy weather all week, starting with a foot of snow Monday and 30 degrees. Right now it’s sunny and 60.
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Wilddog, my dad’s from Minnesota, up near the Canadian border. When he lived there, he could see the Northern Lights from his back yard. He has a photo of him & his mom on the shoveled sidewalk with snow as high as 1 foot from the roof line. That’s crazy!
Jersey 4tw?
76 here and loving it. Long time no comment…
*wistful sigh*….I’ve always wanted to see the Northern Lights, but I don’t think I’ve ever been northern enough.
88
And the Northern lights are awesome
… so I’m told.
It’s 98 degrees here. You lucky bastards….
wow being Canadian is great eh?
Mm hmm… satin is so soft and velvety…
Satan wears Satin pants …
or are they sateen?
*evil laugh*
bow to a weird cloth? im good thanks….
Niki,
A Race comprises of people from the same genetic stock, whereas Christian are people who chose to believe in a certain set of teachings. being anti-Christain or any other religion is not being racist.
P.S. where can I get some?
Definition WIN!
It would be interesting to hear why Niki thinks this is racist … or maybe not.
Niki is most likely the below average product of an average public school system in a rural area of a southern state where “govment check,” “dealing” and “playing the lottery” is what residents list as their main source of income.
I dunno…I now plenty of Nawtheners who think it’s racist to say anything negative about Judaism or Islam.
Prejudice is prejudice, whether it’s directed at skin color or religion.
Yes, I know how to spell “know.”
Race is social, not biological. Doesn’t make Niki less wrong about race and religion not being the same, though.
Ethnicity is social. Race is biological.
Race is biological, and ethnicities have several biological differences. For example, sickle cell anemia and cystic fibrosis are both genetically inherited diseases predominent in a specific set of races and ethnicities.
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With that said, while there are differences, socially they are irrelevant. Nothing about what you are composed of or how you were “constructed” or when where you born, nothing dictates your worth more than your own actions, beliefs and values. At least, in any society worth anything, that is how it should be.
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*Steps off of soapbox*
*applauds*
No, it is not. There are no races, neither biological nor social.
Being racist means to defame people based on a *constructed* norm of races. Just because there are people who think the humanity is divided in races and people who extend this into an hierarchical social system (though luckily the latter not being a majority as the first one) does not mean such division exists.
No, race IS biological. Ethnicity is social, and not biological.
That’s right, except for when you’re wrong. Race is, by definition, all biological: human race, dark-skinned race… if I was raised in Africa by a kind tribe (lol sterotype) since my birth and later emigrated from there to the US, my ID would still say I’m White… unless I got a really strong tan.
Overall, racism is effected by genes.
Except for when it refers to Jews. That just doesn’t make any sense.
Not racism, just prejudice.
umm … yes it does!
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/racist
Basic definition both of you can understand: “Discrimination or prejudice based on race.”
it is not social. Niki *should* have said prejudice. you both fail now.
Yes, that’s why we tell our adopted Asian daughter that she has Irish blood.
Yes, that’s why I tell our adopted asian daughter that she has Irish blood.
Fail. Race is a cultural construct and is not genetically determined.
Now, what does race have to do with religion?
I think you have it backwards. Everything is fail with religion. Besides, you fail at complaining. Discriminating against a religion is not racism. It’s the same as insulting someone’s political preferences or favorite sports team.
Racist? Christians aren’t a race.
i think you mean prejudiced since christianity is not a race…though it might be considered a disease
don’t worry i won’t hold it against you
lol
Win!
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3
Four shalt thou not count!
5 is right out!
6 buys a ticket to the river Styx
7 makes it’s own heaven???
three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three.
6, pick up sticks
The alternative would be to wash the christian before you touch him. Choose.
That’s cool if it’s a bubble bath.
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Good morning and happy Friday!
And a good morning to you! Thanks again for beating the f*rsters.
It has been written that Hans Christian Andersen and Charles Dickens met at a party and shook hands. HC Andersen was cloying in his praise of Dickens at this meeting. Years later, HC Andersen visited England to visit Dickens and didn’t leave for five weeks. Not long after HC Andersen left, Dickens wrote David Copperfield, featuring the sycophant Uriah Heep.
I really liked that band. Were the 70s really THAT long ago?
Yes.
Now why do you suppose they left that little story out of the Danny Kaye movie…?
Hee! *smoooch!*
*presents deep dish with some cobbler*
lol you’re gonna wash your male Christian friend in the shower? Sounds like a bonding to me :p
You say that like it’s a bad thing…
I’d call this an epic win honestly
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4
5
6
9?
6 then 9…. 69?
No, no! Get up, get up!
*gets the smelling salts ready*
*wears blinders*
That should do the trick. But thanks anyway!
And you know it would have just snowballed anyways. You’d keep counting and they’d keep posting. The next thing you know, you’ll be up to 582 and ready for a jacket with sleeves that tie in the back.
I think I started the lamest joke ever anyway. Sorry to all!!!
No. “FIRST!!!!!” is the lamest joke ever.
And I was actually amused by yours, Arthur…but velvet is right, it’s a futile endeavor. Thanks for trying, though!
I am disturbed…I have always done what the sign asks…but to see it in actual writing… *shaken*
I agree! EPIC WIN!
Hahah! I seriously don’t see how this pic is a fail! Christianity IS a disease!
This is the biggest EPIC WIN i’ve seen in a long time.
I already to this
you already to this?
you all ready too, this?
ewe awl red, ditto this?
I make sure to wash my hands after shaking hands with my pastor, like the Bible says.
Because he never washes his?
It’s just like Sex Ed. all over again. When you touch a pastor, you’ve touch all the little boys he’s ever touched.
Because he’s a scum bag.
That explains the smell
And you’ll definitely want to wash your hands after shaking hands with the vicar.
How is this a fail? xD
Epic win imo ^^
Hey Arthur, you have #4 here!
Damn, missed it! Anyway, I better don’t continue or I’ll be as annoying.
Never.
*hug*
*hugs*
Thanks!
4
aww, too slow. nice counting game though
come on, people, it’s not a FAIL if it’s a purposeful joke. does no one here have a sense of humor? about a quarter of all the failblog posts are intentional jokes that are FAILs only to the willfully oblivious.
this one was awesome. but it’s in no way a FAIL.
Pfft. It’s not a joke, it’s obviously photoshopped.
The shadows are all wrong.
looking closely it is evident that the pixels are all substandard, off color, recycled and came from an inferior generic Photoshop-like application sold at the Dollar Store, either that or this is REAL and is found in the restroom at the local mini-mart.
Which makes it a joke. Isn’t that what the guy said?
Agreed, a fail is only funny if it is ironic and non intentional, this does not pass the fail test….also I am becoming worried about the pro satanism anti christian sentiment. Perhaps we change the websites name to “funny fake s*it 666 wooo yeah im cool”.
Hail Satin.
Hail to the most evil of all fabrics!
Are you an episode of the X-Files?
I’m an episode of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.
Yes. Im the CHristmas episode with the old couple who are supposed to be ghosts.
That episode sucked.
You obviously never had a nylon bed sheet…
Being anti-christian doesn’t necessarily make you pro-satanist. I have no interest in either group, personally.
dyslexic devil worshipers sell their souls to ’santa’
*snicker*
Yes, I do realise that this is a joke. I would, however, still consider this to be a fail. It implies that Christians are dirty, which is discriminatory, and pathetic, and a load of bull. It’s funny not because of the joke, but because you CAN’T SAY things like that, and the fact that someone was actually enough of a dickhead to make a sign and stick it up in a bathroom is both funny and a complete fail.
So fundamentalists don’t give you warts?
What kind of dirty did you mean?
Ooh, nesting FAIL.
Dirty as in unclean, something to be avoided lest it defiles you, you know, the not-fun kind of dirty.
My nesting fails top yours
*basks in the nesting afterglow*
Seeing as how that’s how the fundies treat the rest of the world, I’d say this is pretty damned funny.
*swoons*
*SMOOCHES*
No, just selective deafness.
*climbs off high horse, goes back to staring mindlessly at free!porn*
*collapses horse*
Hope you’re not at work?
*frowns sternly, wags finger in disapproving way*
*remembers to fan herself*
I might be. . .
*panics*
*shoots horse*
How is this a win…. christianity is not a disease………….
although, very funny
My doctor would disagree with you on both counts.
You have clearly never met my family. They’re sick! Every last one of ‘em!
And historically, more people have died in the name of religion than from any number of other diseases, so…
Not to mention the people who did die of diseases when the church claimed that only God could heal you. Even though they had proof to the contrary.
Agreed DW, one could make the case that Christianity has the qualities of an infectious disease: contagious, debilitating, lethal in some cases.
You may say that I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will be as one
*smooch*
And even *more* people have died in the name of an Atheistic Communist State, so…
. . .there :p
*puts thumbs in ears and waggles hands*
I have my doubts on that, but how about this: Live and let live.
If they want to believe in a Jahwe, Allah, Flying Spaggheti monster, … thats their thing, as long as they keep that stuff at their place and dont bother me with it everything is ok.
Prove it.
There’s a chance this one might be serious. Some Christian denominations have a tradition of shaking hands in a gesture of peace during services (particularly in Africa, where their English might not be too hot). This might just be encouraging a bit of hygiene-consciousness. Not everyone has good habits, after all.
But joke-wise, it would be just as funny if it said atheists or anything else. So calm down, Serenity(!) Being able to poke a little friendly fun at everyone equally is the definition of tolerance.
You can’t say things like that? Freedom of speech FAIL.
So you can’t say things like that?
Freedom of speech FAIL.
I agree.
I’m a Christian, and I was at first slightly offended (though I laughed), but the way you put it convinced me.
For all we know, a Christian might’ve written this.
Could’ve been April 1st that day, no?
It’s the end of days, religion is all washed up.
The suds have hit the fan
We should cleanse our souls then.
And lift our past stains.
And bathe in his glory.
And so our sins shall be scrubbed from history.
Let’s all go down to the river there’s a man who’s walking on the water.
Is he a man of the Juice?
Death to all JUICE!!!
Umm, hopefully that doesn’t include tequila?
Tequila is not a juice, so it shall escape Titio’s righteous anger.
I don’t know about that. I’d say that “agave nectar” counts as juice.
I always thought Tequila was the byproduct of Indian food and motor oil…
Stupid cactus…
ok…
Death to all no-alcohol bearing JUICE!
We shall now save Pinga, Ron, Tequila, Vodka, Sake, Wiskey, Beer, Wine, and alikes…
Oh, and pussy juice too!
thats just a fucking sticker somoeone put up there
No shit, Sherlock!!
But maybe this someone was Juses. Think about it.
I think it was the Jeez for Juses.
you mean juices??
Catholicism is curable.
(That’s actually what German gays and lesbians responded to a Bishop who advocated ‘therapies’ for homosexuality)
Take two trips to Vegas and call me in the morning.
That will cure even the roughest case of Catholicismitis.
being a gay catholic is curable?
THANK JIZZUS!
Um….isn’t this a win?
6
666
Its indeed a win.
uh… 7? (i dunno how this game works, but I’ll play anyw)ay
See what you started Arthur!
Definitely a WIN. Christians are dirty.
zomg. u said guy.
Well, I showered this morning. I don’t know about the others.
No, I shower daily.
Tcch yeah right more like disease win!
I disagree that this is a fail. I say EPIC WIN!
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WIN
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Hey, kid, what do you have there? Holy sh*t, don’t put that Christian in your mouth! It’s crap! Dirty! Put it down! Leave it where you found it!
Damn, kid, why do you keep taking this garbage in the street? C’mon, let’s wash your hands!
Don’t put that Christian in your mouth, hee hee
Don’t tell my girlfriend that. Please.
Don’t tell her you put a Christian in your mouth?
Tsk tsk.
He might be talking about something else.
The leaky bathroom faucet?
No, I was thinking he meant don’t tell his girlfriend not to put a christian in her mouth.
I know some cases of woman to which you would rather say: “Don’t put more than one Christian in your mouth at a time!”. But it would probably make no difference. Also counting that here in Brazil every single person is a damn Christian (even me!).
Anyways… That’s another story…
That’s what she said!!!
i must say, congrats on the timing.
i wuv dat joke, wish i could have made it before you…..
lolz
Epic sticker WIN!
And I think of a reason for it to be there. I can only think of one thing… A line of small children singing: “Every sperm is sacred…”
*joins the chorus/is a huge Monty Python fan/has a scratched tobacconist*
this is a Disease WIN!
It’s just not worth counting these any more. There’s TOO MANY OF THEM!
Also you should wash your hands after touching MUSLIMS!
Haha.. I’m a bigot and all ya’ll are just edgy.
A military friend of mine was in Iraq and said he saw a father smack the hell out of his son because the little boy reached up with his left hand to shake his. He said the father told him it was because the left hand is used only for wiping your butt. Eeeww! I guess then they clean their hand in sand.
Public service announcement:
Due to the inability of numerous people to read even the post above their own (let alone the whole thread) and henceforth avoid repeating the same statement, this thread is officially closed.
We regret the inconveniance.
Thank you. I was scrolling through the comments thinking the same thing. Where do we continue?
Let’s all go get a drink…
Who’s buying?
We’ll have to take turns.
I’m good for at least 3
4
5
Once I caught a fish alive.
*SQUEEZE* I <3 The Moomin!
*SQUEEZEY-SQUEEZE*
That’s a grand way to kickstart my weekend mr. cuddles!
Enjoy your Friday afternoon and your weekend.
It’ll soon be Monday.
Woo.
Have a nice weekend, Mikey!
Let’s not talk about Monday. I wish I was drunk on the beach again like last week! Enjoy your weekend too Mr. Moomin!
3 should do me for now, thanks
*returns with glasses and pitchers*
Here we are, cheers!!
I’ll buy the first two rounds. The first because someone has to, the second because of this:
plussingaswhich, I always read your name as “plugging ass switch”. I’m not trying to be mean, I’m not asking you to change it; none of that. I just felt like telling you. And I’m a bit worried about myself. Sorry.
No offense taken
*waits for drink*
Hehehe!
*buys drinks and shooters*
heh…. you said shooters….
*Passes out drinks* This is a nice way to start the last half of the work day on Friday
Someone save a shooter for me!
NOT A FAIL. That’s awesome. Besides, it’s worse for other religions. Ya have to take a rape shower after touching a muslim…
What’s a rape shower?
I think christians just bless their hands rather than washing them. They believe god makes germs go away! So yeah, if you touch one, disinfect promptly.
whats a rape shower?
What does it sound like?
lol, I didn’t know that’s what I believed. I’ll have to re-read the book of numbers.
If your Christian – Then you’ll believe anything i tell you, as long as i’m wearing a clergy shirt with a clerical colar.
Now Wash your Hands!
I tend to not believe you. Also I don’t believe those with clergy shirts and clerical collars.
oh thats definitely a WIN i love it!
this one is the bestest ever.
EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wash your hands after taking a holy shit.
In plumbing, a sink or basin is a bowl-shaped fixture that is used for washing hands or small objects such as food, dishes, nylons, socks or underwear. In American plumbing parlance, a bathroom sink is known as a lavatory. You can use it to wash your hands.
I think that’s a win
There is no fail here, only common sense
Of course – Christianity is very contagious – but only to the weak and lost.
But not to the proud and ignorant fools such as yourself.
Well i don’t like to follow or believe old men who fondle little boys. If that makes me ignorant then… well, bring on the BLISS*
Dude, your narrow mind is showing.
I’m a gay liberal who works at a non profit helping urban youth find housing and jobs….. so yea, i’m totally narrow minded
You should help me in the fondlefest down below
lol
She gets owned!!!!!!!!
I’m a straight christian who volunteers to support the arts in a small town and provides financially for friends struggling in the current economic crisis brought on by American greed and ridiculous decisions by previous administrations. So yeah–we can all be narrowminded when it comes to stereotypes. The sign would’ve been just as bigoted if it had read something similarly awful like “after touching gay liberals.”
I don’t follow or believe old men who little boys either. They set a bad example for Christianity and it’s too bad that’s impression you have of it.
Oops, any one have a spare fondle?
*fondles willdog* How’s that?
Oooh, thanks, I knew there would be someone who say something about that.
*cuddles Avis*
Gearing up for a fun weekend?
I am! I’m going to a benefit tonight for an Immune Deficiency Foundation. Tomorrow is a movie marathon night with some friends. What about you?
I guess this would not be a good example for d-slay, but oh well.
Who?
Further up the thread.
Ah, I see your point.
I’m not old, I’m only 23!
Oh, well then go ahead.
How old are you? I need to make sure it’s still legal. Hahah!
If he’s not, then I am available.
Hey, I do have 2 hands
I’m only 18.
Still of legal age! hahah! *fondles willdog and aikiwaza*
I’m not one to share something good. Aw what the heck, I guess I could.
25 by the way.
willdog, your only 18? are you enlisted or just a fan? (I ask cause I was in USAF)
Yay!! Fondlefest!
Right now I’m just fan but I’m going to get into ROTC when I go to U of North Dakota. I’ll probably change my pic soon, i just needed something to put on there that wasn’t pink.
That’s how I started (ROTC) and did the security forces. A fun experience. I hope you enjoy it.
Cool thanks.
I tried joining the navy. When the guy was trying to schedule an interview and I told him I had asthma, he hung up in my face
A troll. No one even worth mentioning.
ouch
Haha.
Sorry, I sometimes have a habit of underanalyzing things. I didn’t read any other earlier thread. I recind my troll accusation.
*passes out drinks* Willdog, your drink is booze-free. Ok, everyone fondle and make up.
*puts on make-up*
HEY! Less of the fondling, I’ll smudge!
Eh, screw ‘em!
Oh, please don’t!
do i gotta??
i need more soap!!
I was christian once – But unfortnatly that is the impression i have of it.
Hmmm. I replied to your previous comment and it vanished into the ether. I’m sorry you have that impression. Please know that most christians aren’t like that, and that was all I was saying with my “narrowminded” comment. I’m glad you’ve found your niche in the world. And I did shower this morning, so hopefully any and all christian germs have been neutralized and shall not harm thee!
Sorry to hear that. Please don’t judge us all by the actions of a small group; and I’ll do the same regarding gay liberals.
*snarf*
Yet another vote here for WIN.
Fail? I also vote epic win
Seems like a win. I avoid touching any religious persons (not just Christians) for fear of becoming infected with their derangement.
WIN!!! EPIC WIN
Wow, I knew the Christian bashers would come out of the woodwork on this one, but do you’all have to hate so much? It is a joke after all and in my case self-depricating humor. Some of these comments, especially in jest, break my old heart.
Considering how many “Christians” treat the rest of humanity, I think everyone here is perfectly justified. No matter what they think.
And exactly how do these “Christians” treat the rest of humanity? And how many of them are there? As many as atheists who shoot up churches and schools?
More.
If I hear anything about the Crusades and the Spanish Inquisition in response to this comment, maybe I should open a watch and calendar business.
What does that even mean!?
I’m personally little more concerned with the way certain Muslims treat the rest of humanity, but you don’t see me bashing all of Islam, do you?
I guess tolerance, non-generalization and open-mindedness need not be applied to groups the PC crowd doesn’t like.
Please note that I said MANY christians. Not ALL of them.
Yea- there is no such thing as a blanket statement that’s really true.
But there are really comfortable blankets. For example: The Slanket or Snuggie
I do not trust any religious person — regardless of which wizard they imagine created them.
on your bashing. . . just remember the crusades??
dude the bathroom is ignorant and racist. i’m cool with christians so long as they dont get a john 3:16 and leave my shit alone. that being said i’ve found that simple concept of not being a dick and shiting on everybody elses faith is hard, if not impossible for allot of you guys.
dude the sticker is racist and ignorant. I’m cool with christians so long as they refrain from getting all john 3:16 all up in my shit. if they cant control themselvs from trying to asymilate everyone like the borg, or prove that jesus was better than buddha, as most of them cant, their dicks. and they can suck a dick. they can suck a whole bag of dicks. and I classify them with every other christian dick in history. thats how it works.
“especially in jest”
I can make some serious comments about religion that would knock your socks off. I don’t think you, or anyone else is intended to take 99% of this seriously. This is the internet, toughen up man.
This is a win! Good advice to live by.
wtf shut up i have a christian fried and he’s nice not like you piece of ______
not
Remember, kids – it’s wrong to be bigoted against Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus and atheists, but quite acceptable to be bigoted against Christians. Hooray for neo-tolerance!
Thank you. I knew there was another brain in this thread somewhere.
*yawn*
Do not worry. All these haters will be punished by your god when they die, and they are burned for all eternity in the fiery pits of hell.
But remember — Jesus loves you LOL
Wrong to be bigoted against atheists? What country do you live in? Obviously not one on planet earth. Theists encourage bigotry against atheists.
Wait, wait, wait…. Not bigoted against Jews? Haven’t they been persecuted for the last 6000 years? Buddhists: Tibet anyone? Hindus, now there’s someone who hasn’t seen a suicide bomber or co-ordinated attack against them in….almost 2 days I think. Muslims? Just sand-blasted Christians really. How about atheists? Not even allowed to belong to a political party or the Boy Scouts, or AA for that matter. Almost drive a lady to drinking. Christians are so persecuted and bigoted against they have managed to take over the world, what a rotten deal. Maybe that’s why we have to wash our hands, or maybe it’s the “original” sin.
pretty sure christians have been persecuted for 2000 years. christianity is illegal in nations all over the world. or does no one care about them?
no one cares about them
And if they’re southern baptist count your fingers too.
Thank you. I knew there was another brain in this thread somewhere.
Yeah, we got you the first time.
Don’t forget to wash your hands lest Satin damn you to Heal.
With the juice.
I don’t see what is so FAIL about all of these setups and photoshop pics? Besides, the majority of these religious pics are bashing one group and that is nothing but bigotry. Spread the jokes around – satire is funny, bigotry is not.
A joke is a joke, if you can’t laugh at yourself and others, and see everything as bigotry, then you allow bigotry and racism to continue to have an effect. I’m not saying to allow ACTUAL bigotry, but to learn to laugh at jokes, even those based on racial, ethnic, or religions… otherwise bigots win.
PS: Idk (or care) if u were yourself joking or not, but I felt that it needed to be said overall…
Its a WIN! not a fail, touching Christians is getting diseases prolly
Total disease win.
It’s a shame there isn’t a shot yet. (Well, that’s legal….)
… I think there is something about it in the Geneva Convention…
HAHA the first thing that got on my mind when I saw “after touching christians..” was like they ment some chick who’d touched christians… from nip tuck.
I don’t’ think this is actually a fail. There have been numerous problems world wide where naive christians who don’t believe in vaccinations travel around giving diseases to people in foreign countries.
Wow really? That’s actually disturbing.
Australia being one of the more recent.
That’s a WIN!
Wouldn’t this be considered a WIN!
TOTAL COMPLETE WIN!!!
Religion is a disease (type or schizophrenia). Churches/sects exploit that disease.
Poor diseased Christians…cut them some slack
Some folk’ll never eat a skunk,
but then again some folk’ll.
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel.
I’m curious where this picture comes from. does anyone know the original source?
I support this statement. Christians are so dirty!
i dont know agree with that. i showered this morning.
WIN I’d say. Best warning ever.
No, WIN!
I would.
This one is a total WIN~~what are they thinking??
After prolonged exposure to christians (or any religious people for that matter, let us not discriminate!) washnig hands will not suffice. You know those post-rape-scenes where the women shower for hours? Exactly like that.
So technically, this is not a real fail.
This sign should be written in muslim
I’d say Arabic but that would actually be racist.
Not really since the people in the country probably speak Arabic..
But it would be more racist if the sign said wash your hands after touching white people which is what the Muslims probably really meant..
wtf is wrong with you people?
This should be a WIN
fail? more like success.
This is not fail, this is fucking hilarious. I always wash myself thoroughly after touching a Christian…they probably molested a child or had anal sex to prevent themselves from losing their virginity recently or something.
I find this picture more win than fail….
WIN!
FAIL? FTW!
FAIL? No, no no.
EPIC WIN!!!!!
This is win!
Epic Win.
Depending on who you are, this may be seen as an epic win
epic Christian fail!
heh someone shoudl have told the native Americans and Aztecs.
Since Christians might be practicing faith based hygiene…it might be good advice.
win
How to incite a riot in a Catholic country? Forward this picture to everyone you know.
This one is a gem.
Lolcat approves this failure.
BRAVO!
Haha! That is brilliant!
Not a problem for me. I NEVER touch Christians, if I can help it.
win. win. win. fix this broke ass post.
Atheism WIN¿
Gee, look at all the ignorant bigots that posted here. Amazing.
lol that’s a win because christian’s are such a disease
That’s not fail, that’s EPIC WIN
That, my friends, is a 100% total WIN!!
totally photoshopped -_- obviously
Surely that’s a WIN….
Is has to be in a Muslim country
It’s not Photoshopped, and it’s not necessarily in a Muslim or other area.
It’s a joke sticker on a blue tile, and there are plenty of “angry atheists” and others prejudiced against Christians.
It’s just a clever way of calling Christianity a disease.
F’n AWESOME! I regularly wash my hands after touching filth. XD
complete win… i dunno why anybody would consider it anything else
thats a win in my eyes
O drat.
*runs to bathroom*
I hath sinned.
WIN
Its normal to hate or fear what you refuse to understand.. Its ok.
It’s not normal to expect everyone to be interested in understanding Christianity.
What….like the big bang theory or evolution?
Akshully dis iz a WIN!
This would be a WIN actually….
More like win.
Ok, that’s just mean. We have disease just like the rest of you…only the holy kind! ;D
I call that an epic win! You got to be carefull you don’t catch those religious bugs, they lead to loss of logical thinking and other degenerative brain diseases.
nothing in this thread is helping end hate between different groupsof different people. everything here is helping spread hate, ignorance, confusion and a lack of a desire to understand others. and the sign is a fail for spreading such hate. epic fail.
Nietzsche Win!
protestants are christians retard
Today’s award for person with the most incomprehensible amount of internet hate goes to: MissRaspberryTea! Unfortunately the award is sculpted from excrement.
I would say that was a win rather than a fail ^^
May you be touched by His noodly appendage, R’Amen
This is just idiotic.
As a microbiologist I can confirm that is good advice.
I’d say you might to retake some science classes.
Why would I want to touch Christians in the first place?
thats what she said!
fail…?
WIN!!
Why would I want to touch Christians?
seems like good advice to me
now THAT is a total Win.
E P I C W I N ! ! !
I’m Offended.
HM, WHATS WRONG WITH THIS STICKER? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
Yes, those Christians have a contagious form of Scurvy.
This should go in “Fail: You’re doing it wrong”
Didn’t you know, christians invented STDS? Wash your hands or it’ll fall off!
Thats just a sticker
THIS isn’t a FAIL its a WIN!
Not fail, it’s an EPIC WIN!!!
This is NOT a fail
This is not a fail. This is a hilarious adaptation of a Nietzsche quote.
I’m Christian (technically) and I find this funny.
THANK. YOU. !!!!!! i barely know u but u r my new best friend.
Disease WIN!
I’m Sorry, EPIC WIN.
HHAHAHAHAH GOOD ONE! :’D
OFFENSIVE FAIL!!
I’m not a Christian, i like to don’t think and solve my problems.
yeye… so good… … a little… empty
dude wtf thats such a win!
this isnt funny im a christian
i’m a christian too, but im able to find the humor.
i guess im less tight assed and am fine with people making fun of me, cuz i can take it.
EPIC WIN, where can I buy a sign like that!?
Heck I think I’ll print up some and start posting them in public restrooms! LOL
I always wash my hands after touching one xD
wow. that’s really stupid. how is that funny? really?
Gottlos Sieg
Racist
This isn’t fail. This is totally win.
This is a total win!
WIN!
Epic win [I'm a strict Atheist]
I agree with Kaeyl that’s an epic win XD
Wow guys. (The Commenters, not the picture.) Way to make up stupid rumors about Christians. Congrats for proving your ignorance.
This is an epic win!
Get a life
Dead ass !!
Dis-cri-mi-na-tion
THIS IS A BULLHONKEYY PICTURE THING!!!!!!!!!
TOTALLLL CRAPPPP!
ILOVEJESUSUS YOU STUPID CRISPYCRITTER!!!!!!!!!!
What does that mean? Could you further explain your position about this being “TOTALL CRAPPPP!”? It is clear you love Jesus – which is fair, everyone has the right to believe what they want and love whom they want.
Jesus (whether he was an actual historical figure, or an at least partially fabricated religious figure that has stood the test of time because of dogma) Jesus, taught many respectable morals. For example, I do believe he said something along the lines of ‘Love thy enemy…’ The “YOU STUPID CRISPYCRITTER!!!!!!!” comment – was most likely said because it made you feel threatened. It questioned the very core of your beliefs. So in true ‘fight or flight’ mode you chose to defend yourself by attacking the author of the message personally, insulting his intelligence (i.e. “YOU STUPID…”). Perhaps it be wise to display some intelligence yourself and enlighten us so we may understand your views and opinions better. You can convince an audience, if they sense you may have weakness…
I am nothing but a shadow in the engulfing night… I knock at your consciousness and beg you to drink from the river of knowledge… please go to your local book store and find a book that summarizes what scholars have found to be true and not true about the Bible. Perhaps it will widen your eyes and allow you to be more tolerant of people with opposing views. This is a practice we all must try to keep exercised, for ‘live thy enemy’ is a righteous cause. Peace!
Dude, EgyptianAllegory, nothing in the bible is true. Hate to burst your bubble, but it was re written so many damn times that most of the original info was tweaked. King James added “thou shalt not let a witch to live” so it would justify his witch hunts. “It is clear you love Jesus,” what the hell is that? Are you assuming that we’re all bible thumpers? “Love thy enemy,” what is that?! If people actually followed that rule, there wouldn’t be such a thing as war. Logic seems to be the better choice to me rather than following an imaginary deity. No one will ever become tolerant of other views, this has been happening since early civilizations. Do you expect it to change now? Also, you’re insulting our intelligence (in a more polite way but still). Hypocrite.
you tell em sam
I’m thinking this is a common sign in Norwegian/Swedish/Icelandic bathrooms…Go Pagans!!!
I disagree, I think this is a win!
XD
EPIC WIN!!!
Well this is definitely an EPIC WIN!