What a coinsidence, I listened to bulls on parade at the moment I saw that, and the bridge was totally going bow chika bowow
And btw, pornmusic is more like ”Daum waow daum daum daum WAAAAOW daomw daomw *Music is to low to hear, due to the extreme orgasm the woman gets* daum waow waow daum.”
Uh-oh – that don’t look good! Not good at all! Watch your punctuation and spelling, Failbloggers!
*sneaks off to raid the closet of the only hazmat suit left*
See ya Plus, thanks for the help earlier.
I’m telling ya, the nausea is one thing, but this damn rash…
*scratches*
I think I caught it when I squeezed mr cuddles.
Pssst, here some unemployment pills – They give you the feeling of being unemployed, while you still are! It’s great, ain’t it?
.
Side effects may include lack of income, angry bosses, lack of baooses, feeling like you’re in the clouds and…you get the picture.
Around here to book the corporate boardroom for a three hour threesome, it’s three forms all in triplicate and submitted three weeks in advance with a three day approval time.
Here, quick, Jam – help me get rid of the last of these Thin Mints – - I just noticed Skwerlly Bob has arrived, and I don’t want a repeat of what happened the last time he had too many Thin Mints!
its called Polythelia, and it affects 2% of the general population. considering the numbers of other genetic disiorders this occurance is relatively common
Allright, In light of this fail, there is a special on milk at the bar! Have milk with anything, and get it free for 500 yen!
*puts on bartender outfit*
*opens bar*
*Drinks*
Well, you said free! Great drink too.
*hands over the 500 yen*
Where’s my refund. I was led to believe that I pay 500 yen get a refund thus making it free!
*looks hopeful*
One tall frosty glass, please. My Girl Scout cookie order came in today – I’ve got enough for the entire bar! I’ve got Tagalongs, Trefoils and Thin Mints. Anybody?
*pours judy a pitcher*
What the hell, you need a lot to dunk all of those cookies in. Save the thin mints for Skwerlly Bob, and I’ll have a Trefoils, whatever that is.
*slides down bar*
*hands to judy*
*slides back down bar*
Wheee!
Uh…Thin Mints? Did you say Thin Mints? Sorry, SB, I’ve only got Trefoils and Tagalongs. Oh, and this box of Samoas I found at the bottom. I sure don’t have any Thin Mints. You know I would have saved some for you if I did.
Easy there Bob, eeeeeasy.
Here, I’ll share a thin mint with you.
*breaks his last Thin Mint in half and gives part to Bob*
That should tide him over Judy, now RUN…and don’t look back!
Is this a reply to something? Remember, “reply to this comment” is your friend. Unlike strangers giving out sweets. Or blogmonsters on caffiene, or skwerrels on caffiene, or co workers on caffiene. Not that I have anything against caffiene, I drink 2 cups a day!
*bounces off walls*
Damned right! Two cups of coffee is the minimum required to keep me awake long enough to brew coffee enough to stay awake the remainder of the day. Without coffee I’d have had to hibernate for 3 months and that’s boring let me tell you. And in Louisiana if you can carve your initial in your coffee, then it’s strong enough.
*Dunks THIN MINT into a Huge cup of
hot Cafe’ Au Lait (Strong Coffee w/Milk)*
You FAIL, Failbloggers, and I’m rather disappointed in you. Supernumerary nipples are extremely common. It’s not cool to make fun of it. I hope the kid wasn’t too upset.
Gee, I thought “Laika” would be the perfect name on a dog-themed thread with a post sure to be shot spaceward with some hate! You’re a predictable breed, Failbloggers!
For goodness’ sake, I know it’s a joke, I’m just nitpicking in true Failblog style! And with hindsight, this on is a bit cruel.
Extrem;y common, but apparently rare. I’ve never heard of them, and if they’re so common, then I probably would have. Besides, that’s what happens here. We make fun of stuff. Try to understand that.
I know, but you Failbloggers aren’t the type to be content with ignorance, now are you…? 5.6% of population, just 1 in 18 being reported. Also, a major plot point in episodes of the Simpsons, Friends and James Bond.
Then it just remains, indefinitely awaiting a “tiebreaker” vote. There is a “no best answer” option, so that is why they don’t make the only answer the best.
Oh lonely goomba, all by yourself in a thread with no responses.
*jumps on goomba*
*runs up stairs*
*slides down flagpole*
*enters castle*
dana da da, dana da da, dana da dada da!
*fireworks*
He may have more than 4 by now.
Actually the dude is a mass murderer.
He doesn’t say that they’re ON his body!
The 4 nipples that he refers to are his souvenirs.
The question is really both riddle and a cry for help.
its called Polythelia and it effects 2% of the general population, which is relatively common when you compare it to other genetic disorders so stop laughing at me
Maybe someday I’ll buy me a Psychedelic Van of Love, with AWD (I am a geologist, after all…), Disco Queen nightclub lights, hippie painting, REALLY old songs, and a Hearth-shaped bed.
Then I might go to unhabited places to study rocks. Or solve misteries. Or skip bath.
You are a conjoined twin. Or someone stuck two of those soft white lollies with the red blobs on the top on your chest while you were sleeping, and when you woke up you forgot they weren’t there before.
The thumbs up/down thin aren’t votes. These are just there to rate the answer during the answering period. Afterward, the question gets voted on. The votes and thumbs up/down are two different things.
But it is impossible to get “Best Answer Chosen by Voters” thing with 0 votes.
Actually triple fail. The nipple part, the guy who says “you’re about to have puppies?” and the fact that it was the “Best Answer- Chosen by voters”, but at the bottom it says “0% 0 Votes”!!!
people need to stop posting yahoo answers. There’s another site that has fun making up stupid fake questions for it. the only fail is people taking that seriously.
4 nipples means that you have 2 ’super-numerary’ a.k.a extra nipples. they are actually relatively common, usually occuring along the front of the chest and abdomen.
they often looks like brown moles or nevi.
heck, just remove them surgically or keep them for the kids.
Ugh, why do the retards always come in here and type stupid things after every comment? Seriously, look at the pic, and either comment or leave, don’t think you’re funny because you cleverly change a word into something else. Nobody thinks you assholes are funny.
Awesome.
Some.
Me.
e.
.
skipped so and awe, and we
we
Also “a”.
.
HA!!! I WIN!!!
Whatever makes you feel better about yourself…
oh it does… it does…
she/he (have no idea wich one it is) may be having a disease. true. i’ve heard of it. i’ve even seen a woman with 5 nipples.
My “Friend” has 2 1/2 nipples
sexy?
Awesome!
here we go again…
But this time there’s an exclamation point!
Aw.
How did I end up starting this?
A?
w.
es.
es
Some?
so.
pumpkins
It’s awe stupid…
_@_/”
some!
i dont get it
ome!
ont get it
me!
nt get it
e!
t get it
0% votes? Best Answer? Something is amiss…
Now why did someone give that answer a thumbs down? That’s a great answer!
I too know what it is like to have puppies.
And run in your sleep.
Be careful, Jules! There’s a wa….! *flomp!*
Hands jules a ShamWow…
I hear those are great for cleaning up blood and mucus.
They’re good for cleaning all things disgusting.
I wish it worked on people. :<
Probably the person who originally asked it.
Because dogs can’t read!
They go with that other extra set of organs you have.
The other extra set? So this guy has have two extras?
Damn… Where’d that “have” come from?
Bukkit?
It came from the bukkit???
There’s all *kinds* of weirdness in that bukkit. Have you ever really looked in that thing?
I emptied mine yesterday. I never knew that thing was sooo big.
I generally close my eyes when I *KERSPLORTCH*.
So I’ve never noticed.
That was my prison name.
…That’s what she said…
Haha I’m glad someone called it =P
But WHY did she say that? :/
Ha! I knew someone was gonna say that! I cry for the future of our world.
You accidently your have.
You accidenty your cicili.
And your choir!
But what were the results!
I accidentally a whole
Whoaa Nellie!
it was an extra
No, he’s part normal, part hermaphrodite. Hence the other extra set.
It would have worked with commas: the other, extra, set.
Cue porno music!
bow chika bow wow?
Did you order pizza?
*pants drop*
“Meine dispatcher say there’s something wrong mit deine kabel…”
Scannerdan is very, very, thurrah.
You can imagine where it goes from here.
OH HANS!
no i did not -.-
What a coinsidence, I listened to bulls on parade at the moment I saw that, and the bridge was totally going bow chika bowow
And btw, pornmusic is more like ”Daum waow daum daum daum WAAAAOW daomw daomw *Music is to low to hear, due to the extreme orgasm the woman gets* daum waow waow daum.”
To keep both your boyfriends happy?
Well that’s how you keep Lou and I entertained, isn’t it?
When he logs on he’s gonna kick your ass.
But…why would he do such a thing?
Maybe to pay you back for that “Pickle Surprise” link yesterday? I swear, I had a nightmare about that! I think I was the ham.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW… Pickle Surprise!
Don’t even want to think abou….DARN IT!
Curiosity pushed me to click on that. My only question is…why?
Nightmares. *Shudders*
Again, it must be repeated: What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
No matter how hard you try.
I just lost THE GAME.
He should know by now that you’re womanly ways have no effect on me anyway
I can’t hear you with all those nipples in your mouth.
*SQUEEZE*
Careful where you squeeze, I’m lactating.
It would be an udder disaster if I got milk all over our clothes.
You sure know how to get kinky
You should see what he did with the placenta.
*Cringes*
*Flinches*
*blanches*
*Grinches*
*belches*
*munchies*
*Finches*
(“something or other ending with ‘ches’”)
Minges! Oops, did I say that out loud?
Shhhhhhh….no more “ches”.
Feltches?
*bitches*
Danny boy, you go to your room straight this instant young man!
*hangs head…slinks off to the corner*
I’m sorry, I’m just not feeling like myself today.
*retches*
*Holds out bukkit*
*catches*
Hey, did you guys see GoldenEye? They replaced the actor who played M!
*Denches*
Uh-oh – that don’t look good! Not good at all! Watch your punctuation and spelling, Failbloggers!
*sneaks off to raid the closet of the only hazmat suit left*
I’m all out on this one.
*benches*
See ya Plus, thanks for the help earlier.
I’m telling ya, the nausea is one thing, but this damn rash…
*scratches*
I think I caught it when I squeezed mr cuddles.
Heard that rash was going around.
Is it bothering you… ‘down there’?
*crotches*
Let me check.
*itches*
*watches*
Nope, nothing.
I wonder what it could be… I have some theories.
*hunches*
If it’s what I think it is then you should stomp on the little sods.
*crunches*
I think you should keep a watch incase anything, em…
*hatches*
Uh oh. I think I found one.
Come here you!
*snatches*
*farts*
*holds nose*
Phew…stenches!
oh noes ! he changed the “ches” subject !!
I better exit !
*darts* outside
What the fukkit?
*wenches*
*pinches nipples* Gak.
How do you pinch all 4 at the same time?
Have very flexible legs and use your toes?
Now that would be interesting.
*takes off shirt* Ok, I’ll show you!
Oh, wow. That was interesting.
I know right? I should be in a circus or something!
I’d go to it.
and somehow you managed to do it standing up!
Cirque du Soleil called, they want their nipples back.
I’m guessing he has four of everything, so four hands should do it.
He’ll make some women very happy….. or sore.
Because the two MUST be mutually exclusive.
*pauses to flowchart mutual exclusivity*
You know you’ve been in the corporate world too long when you read a comment like that, and can picture it using company letterhead and format.
Pssst, here some unemployment pills – They give you the feeling of being unemployed, while you still are! It’s great, ain’t it?
.
Side effects may include lack of income, angry bosses, lack of baooses, feeling like you’re in the clouds and…you get the picture.
Can I wank or not when I’m on the pills?
If you have the equipment necessary to “wank”, you aren’t the woman I thought you were.
It’s not mine – I just have rights to use someone else’s.
Ah… a loaner. Well, I don’t know if you can, but if it is cut, you may need to wash your hands afterwards.
Considering the other places I have put it, that seems over-cautious to me.
I didn’t see a sign against using the other places. Maybe they just have a problem with hands being involved. Can you type over 30 wpm whilst riding?
I usually let my secretary handle the typing. What is the corporate policy on threesomes?
Around here to book the corporate boardroom for a three hour threesome, it’s three forms all in triplicate and submitted three weeks in advance with a three day approval time.
You can wank all you want and still not get a job…that’s the beauty of the pill.
How about blowing? Will that get me a job?
You’re hired!
I’ve been running short on baooses lately – thanks!
Just never mind.
Use the graphjam!
So… happily sore or sorely happy. Your choice.
*Rappels back up to previous comment*
*Surrepititiously replaces initial period with question mark*
*Disappears in a puff of logic*
Both work for me.
I’m impressed too. You must share this secret.
I use chip clips.
Ever tried jumper cables?
Positive to positive, negative to….YOWZER!!!
Do you, then, have an inverted nipple???
Yes, my third one, but I call it my
As well you should
Choose Goro
Siamese twins?
I believe “conjoined twins” is the preferred nomenclature, thank you very much.
Well, I once aided in the birth of Abyssinian quintuplets.
Which one?
The one in L.A.
Where were the other four born?
Guess you would have to ask the quintuplet mothers they each came out of..
Er…
*is sucked into whirling vortex of numerical confusion*
There was only one.
A single quintuplet, from 5 different mothers.
FIRST
You win a nipple twist.
But wait – there’s more!
TWO more!!
Sweetie, those other two aren’t nipples…
Wha?
Did you know that there are 7 parts of the human body that can be mistaken for an extra set of nipples?
*Because Knowledge is POWER!*
7 individual parts, or 7 pairs of things?
There are actually only 7 bones in the human body. Wait, maybe six.
And could they be mistaken for an extra set of nipples?
I don’t know. All of my medical knowledge comes from tv.
Some of my bones are a bit knobbly! It’s always possible.
I’m a cyberchodriac myself.
Well son, remember that power plant they took you to for that one field trip?
And how the well water always tasted ‘funny?’
And those paint chips we always gave you to eat?
Not to mention the drugs we were on when your mother had you.
Those were drugs? I thought you just wanted me to help you lick some stamps.
Don’t forget the Ooze!
*munches on a Cream cheese blueberry muffin*
Oooh muffins! I love muffins, especially with jam
I think she’s still over in the “I’m Too Awesome…” fail.
Nope, she’s down there VVV by the bar.
I’d better go see if she wants some cookies.
I went outside for some fresh air. I’ll have cookies now though if they’re still on offer.
Here, quick, Jam – help me get rid of the last of these Thin Mints – - I just noticed Skwerlly Bob has arrived, and I don’t want a repeat of what happened the last time he had too many Thin Mints!
ME TOO ME TOO!!!
*Munches thin mints*
What happened last time then?
Skwerls go a little crazy when they have too many Thin Mints.
You really don’t wanna go there.
It was frightening. I still have bad dreams about it.
its called Polythelia, and it affects 2% of the general population. considering the numbers of other genetic disiorders this occurance is relatively common
Well, my guess is they are just drunk. However, pics or it didn’t happen!
Question fail; response win!
LMAO! This isn’t a fail!
but.. dogs have more than 4 nipples? its a dual-fail.
This image explains this
http://s3.tinypic.com/2v2up9k.jpg
It’s a cow. What I want to know is how the heck it was able to type with hooves.
very well, i believe
This question was from 2 years ago. How did it take so long to get here?
Things have to be found first. Then they go to the vote page. Sometimes that can take a while.
I would say 24 months passed.
More like 729 Days, 22 Hours and 46 Minutes.
More like 2 years
More like 63,116,304 seconds.
Donnie Darko really dropped the ball here.
Or mabye a very clever dog…?
*counts nipples*
or possibly the missing link!
Allright, In light of this fail, there is a special on milk at the bar! Have milk with anything, and get it free for 500 yen!
*puts on bartender outfit*
*opens bar*
Does kahlua and cream count? If so I’ll have one.
It’s dairy based sooo….
*pours kahula and cream into glass*
*lsides down bar*
*hands to Aki*
That is will be 500 yen please.
*waits*
*Drinks*
Well, you said free! Great drink too.
*hands over the 500 yen*
Where’s my refund. I was led to believe that I pay 500 yen get a refund thus making it free!
*looks hopeful*
I’m in a good mood so…
*hands back 500 yen*
There! Now it’s free for 500 yen!
*slides back down bar*
wheee!
One tall frosty glass, please. My Girl Scout cookie order came in today – I’ve got enough for the entire bar! I’ve got Tagalongs, Trefoils and Thin Mints. Anybody?
Better hide the Thin Mints from Bob.
All I’ve got are thick mints. Perfectly spherical balls of mint cookie that are simply too big and curved for skwerlz to bite into.
Show me later?
God willing.
*Washes hands*
Anticipation is fun!
*rolls thick mint onto Avis’ collarbone, leaving chocolatey trail*
*licks and kisses it clean*
*trembles, and gasps*
THIN MINTS?
WHERE?I wah nim, I wah nim, I wah nim, I gots ta have ‘em Baby!
He’s here! ACK!
*grabs remaining Thin Mints and flees to the safety of the forest…*
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!
OM NOM NOM!!!!!
*pours judy a pitcher*
What the hell, you need a lot to dunk all of those cookies in. Save the thin mints for Skwerlly Bob, and I’ll have a Trefoils, whatever that is.
*slides down bar*
*hands to judy*
*slides back down bar*
Wheee!
Trefoils are shortbread cookies – great dunked in milk!
*slides plate of cookies up the bar*
THIN MINTS!!!!!!!
I wah nim, I wah nim, I wah nim, I gots ta have ‘em Baby!
Uh…Thin Mints? Did you say Thin Mints? Sorry, SB, I’ve only got Trefoils and Tagalongs. Oh, and this box of Samoas I found at the bottom. I sure don’t have any Thin Mints. You know I would have saved some for you if I did.
Easy there Bob, eeeeeasy.
Here, I’ll share a thin mint with you.
*breaks his last Thin Mint in half and gives part to Bob*
That should tide him over Judy, now RUN…and don’t look back!
Can I have some Thin Mints?
Thin mints, coming right up!
YAY!
I’ll have a moloko drencrom please.
Hmm…
*scratches head*
deal! But only if it’s kosher.
Is this a reply to something? Remember, “reply to this comment” is your friend. Unlike strangers giving out sweets. Or blogmonsters on caffiene, or skwerrels on caffiene, or co workers on caffiene. Not that I have anything against caffiene, I drink 2 cups a day!
*bounces off walls*
Just like the dog in last fail!
*tips hats*
Mr Barman sir
I was thinking a more sort of Prince of Persia sort of way…but…ah, what the hell *tips hats back*
I only had the 1 hat but Mr. Cuddles threw me a spare S.
Well I commonly wear two, it helps with keeping the aliens ray’s out.
*surreptitiously removes superfluous apostrophe*
*winks*
*surreptitiously removes pants*
*winks*
So, how YOU doin’?
*surreptitiously removes pants*
*wanks, girl-style*
Well, I’m not at work…
*roffles*
Oh my….
*surreptitiously removes self from thread*
*snatches apostrophe back*
I forgot, it’s supposed to go on aliens….
*puts it in the word “aliens” to make it “alien’s”*
My clicker doesn’t seem to be working properly.
Psst…it called a mouse…
.
I understand. The milk is kosher.
I don’t think he’s referring to his “mouse”…
Jojo’s clicker
wasn’t much thicker…
Please don’t snicker,
Cos it’s made from wicker.
The women don’t bicker –
They don’t even dicker!
Just cuz it ain’t thicker,
no one will picker.
(Hey, it don’t rhyme if I use “him”!)
I like strangers with candy!!!!
TWO CUPS of caffeine?!? How are you not dead?!? I am awed by your tolerance.
It is truly amazing, isn’t it?
You do build up a tolerance.
I, on the other hand, frequently imbibe in barrels of sarcasm
Damned right! Two cups of coffee is the minimum required to keep me awake long enough to brew coffee enough to stay awake the remainder of the day. Without coffee I’d have had to hibernate for 3 months and that’s boring let me tell you. And in Louisiana if you can carve your initial in your coffee, then it’s strong enough.
*Dunks THIN MINT into a Huge cup of
hot Cafe’ Au Lait (Strong Coffee w/Milk)*
mmmmmmmmmmmm nummers
Offers Bob a é.
Darm it Skwerlly, now I crave Cafe Du Monde.
Darn it Skwerlly, now I’m craving Cafe Du Monde.
I am an ASS.
Seriously.
You FAIL, Failbloggers, and I’m rather disappointed in you. Supernumerary nipples are extremely common. It’s not cool to make fun of it. I hope the kid wasn’t too upset.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernumerary_nipple
Like a prize in the Cracker Jack box, there’s a buzz kill in every fail. And not nearly as much fun.
Judy, you’re almost as intolerant of buzz kills as I am…keep up the good work!
My pleasure!
I have a third nipple, and Im damn proud of it!
self esteem fail!
*compliments woods*
*smacks Laika upside the head, right between his/her nipple collection*
You’d think these people would get the whole idea of the FailBlog wuddntja?
Gee, I thought “Laika” would be the perfect name on a dog-themed thread with a post sure to be shot spaceward with some hate! You’re a predictable breed, Failbloggers!
For goodness’ sake, I know it’s a joke, I’m just nitpicking in true Failblog style! And with hindsight, this on is a bit cruel.
Most ons are a bit cruel; but you learn to deal with them.
Do watch out for the offs, though.
Whoa Nellie! You read my mind.
Hope you don’t mind the bookmark I left in there.
What page is it at? If it’s in the ‘personal’ section I might object.
It’s right where it belongs
Yeah, I saw that as I hit post (ugh!)
The unders are the most fun!
You tease!
All of them are cruel in some way or another; that’s the fun of it.
Heh, gotcha! I’ve been having a good laugh over Failblog for months too. Just remember, you have to take it as you give it. Peace
Peace out!
We’re good at give and take here. It’s all good fun.
Peas and sprouts!
Knees and pouts!
(Not really!
)
Pees and shouts!
(No, really!)
*whispers* I thought you were getting that sorted out!
*whispers*
I haven’t been able to get an appointment yet. They say it may be three weeks.
*passes Judy some ampicillin*
Have you tried drinking cranberry juice?
uh…..this wasn’t where I intended this joke to go…..
Oh, NO! not DISAPPOINTED!!! ANYthing but THAT!
*quivers in fear*
>.>
Sorry, I might have been a bit British in my annoyance there.
Allow me to TAZE your ignorance!
I think that’s the local lingo…
Not any more.
And we make fun of just about EVERYTHING! Why on earth would we not make fun of this?
I know, but you’re also the first people to mercilessly shoot down the factually inaccurate and double Fail ignorance. That’s why I like you so much
Extrem;y common, but apparently rare. I’ve never heard of them, and if they’re so common, then I probably would have. Besides, that’s what happens here. We make fun of stuff. Try to understand that.
I know, but you Failbloggers aren’t the type to be content with ignorance, now are you…? 5.6% of population, just 1 in 18 being reported. Also, a major plot point in episodes of the Simpsons, Friends and James Bond.
“Although usually presenting on the milk line, pseudomamma can appear as far away as the foot.[4]” Wikipedia.
Hmmm…stares at foot. Well, no wonder! That explains everything!!!
hi.
Dogs have more than 4 nipples. That’s why this is a fale. Idiot.
Shut up. It’s meant to be funny.
He fale failed. Too bad the next word was idiot, for I was going to use that.
Oh, go ahead
You “fale”.
lol I FAIL.
its not THAT much of a fail… read here,
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_do_some_people_have_extra_nipples
its not a fail at all, it is a witty reply win, even if dogs have more than four nipples.
the image is fake.
The “Best answer – Chosen by Voters” is not that one.
And how can it be chosen if it has “0 Votes”??
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006042503849
maybe it was the ONLY answer, therefore it HAS to be the best answer.
Then it just remains, indefinitely awaiting a “tiebreaker” vote. There is a “no best answer” option, so that is why they don’t make the only answer the best.
On a completly unrelated note to the FAIL, What does everyone think of my Harpuia avatar?
It’s not very clear, imho.
It is, however, deeply sensitive.
Do a ‘view image’ and strip out the ’s=32&’ in the url.
GOSH! Thank You AJA!
Finally we have a way to see
the Avatars in their full glory!
A broken piece of toast would be more appropriate.
Or a phone. (“Who ya gonna call?”)
The buff pickup dude may be available for a photoshoot – have him tear apart a piece o’ toast
Very nice, And I decided that Harpuia would be a better name. MM Zero FTW!
your herpes avatar looks great … or whatever it’s called :\
well, WHAT THE!??…. erm, nevermind about my randomness… err.. TGIF?
Overall I would have to say failblog failed quite poorly this week. the overall quality of the fails have been fail.
Obviously you didn’t see the “I’m too Awesome” fail.
That is a good one. Who wouldn’t want to see the buff guy with his truck in a tree?
Buff guy with his dick in the lee? Where?
At the Overlea with Lisa.
If you fail quite poorly, does that mean you’re really winning?
All of life is interconnected.
*breaks into song*
“It’s the circle of life…”
It means no worries for the rest of your days…
Sha la la la la la live for today!
I think that is a little fake. How is it possible that it has been chosen by voters if it has 0 votes???
The real one is this one: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006042503849
Cheers!
Ahhh Yahoo Answers, always a good way to find really dumb people.
Oh lonely goomba, all by yourself in a thread with no responses.
*jumps on goomba*
*runs up stairs*
*slides down flagpole*
*enters castle*
dana da da, dana da da, dana da dada da!
*fireworks*
Where’s the fail? Is it the question or best answer? Why does he have 4 nipples anyway?
I’m confused…
The answer is a win xD
He may have more than 4 by now.
Actually the dude is a mass murderer.
He doesn’t say that they’re ON his body!
The 4 nipples that he refers to are his souvenirs.
The question is really both riddle and a cry for help.
I knew you were a detective really
Is this what happens when he ^^ eats thin mints?
Help! The monster’s eating my comments!
NVM.
Only if the nipples are in his souvenir case.
Jam, this is just Bob being his usual deeply perceptive self.
It’s not for nothing he has that hat and trench coat.
I just thought he was a flashing, park skwerl. It’s good to know there’s more to him than big ole’ nuts!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
There is?
What I said, jam, remember.
Bored… testing:
1/10.
2/10.
3/10.
4/10.
5/10.
6/10.
7/10.
8/10.
9/10.
10/10.
The test worked…that comment was thoroughly boring.
I give it 10/10.
Oddly enough, it seems that none of us questioned whether (sp?) the individual in question had four breasts.
Or if those nipples were pierced.
Or if anything else was pierced.
The ears?
Yes, Hammy, the ears.
Of course! I don’t know what else Nellie would be talking about.
*skips away in a state of blissful naïveté*
*still munching on the cookie dw gave me in the wheelchair fail* hi people, i’m newish here to talking
Hello fellow noobie!
Welcome to the madhouse.
the madhouse?
yay, sounds like fun *finishes the cookie*……..*gasp* where my cookie go??
We here at failblog strongly frown upon any sort of cookie eating. Please finish it outside in the designated cookie eating area.
This is a WIN!
Why do the first 100 posts seem to turn into retarded conversations about words that are slightly related?
i don’t know but it keeps me in stitches all the time
Conversational drift.
conversations drift? is that possible?
You see Chadiko, a long, long time ago, all conversations were linked together in a super-conversation known as Pangea…
gasp…
i am learnding so much right now
Well, if you handle the brakes just right…
its called Polythelia and it effects 2% of the general population, which is relatively common when you compare it to other genetic disorders so stop laughing at me
I have 5 nipples
Nice. I have two and a REALLY small one under the left normal nipple. But it looks more like a birthmark than a nipple.
Congratulations.
Hi guys. Love you all. Bye guys. *hugs*
*hug*
Drive-by lovin’ is better than no lovin’ at all!
Brevity is the soul of… well, it is nice.
Hi, Loz! Thanks for stopping by!
I wish I could love like this…
Maybe someday I’ll buy me a Psychedelic Van of Love, with AWD (I am a geologist, after all…), Disco Queen nightclub lights, hippie painting, REALLY old songs, and a Hearth-shaped bed.
Then I might go to unhabited places to study rocks. Or solve misteries. Or skip bath.
Anyways, hugs for you, Loz!
I was with you up until the hearth-shaped bed.
And skipping baths, too. That’s just wrong. In any language.
You know what we need in the world? More people who randomly hug.
The world would be so much better if people engaged in a hug-job with a random stranger ^_^
*hugs Joe*
i know what you’re saying man
*slips out the legendary tasers and tases self by accident* damn stupid police tasers…
*faints*
(For Dilletante whenever she drops by)
Happy Birthday! Hope it was all you hoped for – and hope you got some pie!
*raises right eyebrow*
I’ll bet she had fun either way!
That answer is the Best Answer Chosen by Voters, but it has 0 Votes. WTF?
Oh, duh. This FAIL was photoshopped/painted.
You are a conjoined twin. Or someone stuck two of those soft white lollies with the red blobs on the top on your chest while you were sleeping, and when you woke up you forgot they weren’t there before.
There was that episode of House where the kid had heart cells that belonged to his brother. Could be something similar.
Cannibalised twin
A bigger fail is that it says it was chosen by voters, yet is says it hasn’t gotten any votes, yet there’s a thumbs down.
Same thing I noted.
The thumbs up/down thin aren’t votes. These are just there to rate the answer during the answering period. Afterward, the question gets voted on. The votes and thumbs up/down are two different things.
But it is impossible to get “Best Answer Chosen by Voters” thing with 0 votes.
Puppies rock!
Answerer gets a win from AJ
Hai i <3 u …. i want some <3 plz and tyvm and elephants too
I can’t belive what my eyes see
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Failblog failed.. this is actually some kind of genetic defect.. i got some friends with 4 nipples
What are their numbers?
Answer WIN!
Actually triple fail. The nipple part, the guy who says “you’re about to have puppies?” and the fact that it was the “Best Answer- Chosen by voters”, but at the bottom it says “0% 0 Votes”!!!
And the thumbs down is also a fail (how can there be 0 votes if there’s a thumbs down?)
I cant hear you , you’re about to have puppies?
Fail on the question, but epic WIN on the reply.
Welcome to my website of the Games
people need to stop posting yahoo answers. There’s another site that has fun making up stupid fake questions for it. the only fail is people taking that seriously.
I would love to adopt one…never had a hoomin puppy before…
“Although usually presenting on the milk line, pseudomamma can appear as far away as the foot.[4]” Wikipedia.
*Stares at foot. * Oh! No wonder! That explains everything!!!!
These yahoo answer fails are getting old because we all know they are fake…
4 nipples means that you have 2 ’super-numerary’ a.k.a extra nipples. they are actually relatively common, usually occuring along the front of the chest and abdomen.
they often looks like brown moles or nevi.
heck, just remove them surgically or keep them for the kids.
there’s nothing wrong with having an extra nipple or two…
or three or four…
i ate your cookie……..
what website is this?
Ugh, why do the retards always come in here and type stupid things after every comment? Seriously, look at the pic, and either comment or leave, don’t think you’re funny because you cleverly change a word into something else. Nobody thinks you assholes are funny.
you’re on here
you just commented
because your werd
(Replies to ” . ” ’s comments)
=D it’s fun being a retard, and typing stupid things after every comment.
ya got a point…you shouldn’t think you’re funny…YOU SHOULD THINK YOU’RE HILARIOUS when you cleverly change a word!
and i think these “assholes” are funny =Þ
his answer is a EPIC WIN!!lol
my friend has 6
I have 3 nipples! \o/
nice
dude me too
The answer is actually a win…
anyone except me notice the double fail?
Best answer – chosen by voters
0% – 0 votes?
rofl
I correct both of our statements. It is a Triple Fail.
dude I have 4 nips and know 2 other people with 4 nips. One of thems a girl. she only has 2 breasts and they are perfectly nice and normal.
I only have 2.
Is that bad?
More of a Double Fail. Notice how it’s the best answer, with 1 Negative vote, and no positive vote?
fail
dude i’ve got 3 nipples
Lol i went to this question looking why i have white spots on my nails then i came up to this on yahoo.
there’s a second fail, how could the answer be chosen by voters if it has 0% votes????????????????









