Comments on: Intercourse Fail

By: attorneys

attorneys — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 18:37:25 +0000

oh man this is so sick.

By: BaileysB-DayParty

BaileysB-DayParty — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 08:02:36 +0000

DRUNKEN WIN!!
“I call that a win a win!!”

By: F22_Pilot

F22_Pilot — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:37:08 +0000

I love HOW is name is “smart one”

By: F22_Pilot

F22_Pilot — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:36:19 +0000

I love his name is “smart one”

By: Groovy

Groovy — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 03:31:33 +0000

they had this on a show called A 1000 WAYS TO DIE. they were Russian soldiers getting drunk in Chernobyl.

By: Ryuuko_Koi

Ryuuko_Koi — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:35:10 +0000

I love Tintin comics! They are great! Captain Haddock (aka Captain Fatstock, padlock, etc.) is so funny.

By: Cant Fail

Cant Fail — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:27:44 +0000

Deserved it? I’ll say what no one wants too, these Raccoons can be quite tempting.

By: Duane

Duane — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 20:43:20 +0000

Yeah right! It’s always the victims fault. Weirdo!

By: Rag

Rag — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:22:26 +0000

I honestely cant believe some of these newspaper announcements….

By: kevin

kevin — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:34:24 +0000

thanks you for killing the joke, captain obvious.

By: Sloth Of Doom ♂

Sloth Of Doom ♂ — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:16:37 +0000

I’m almost certain he can’t pass his horny idiot-genes to a raccoon.

By: EPAACX

EPAACX — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:14:10 +0000

What a moron. Kirilov deserves to be forcibly sterilized so that he doesn’t pass his horny-idiot genes on.

By: penguin041

penguin041 — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:15:09 +0000

lol. Give the guy a break. I’ve seen some sexy, slutty raccoons in my day.

By: CAS_N!

CAS_N! — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 02:05:34 +0000

Raccoons are only in north america, He must have special ordered this raccoon.

By: Psycho-Tic

Psycho-Tic — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:57:32 +0000

what happens in Russia, stays in Russia…

By: Ostrik

Ostrik — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:00:10 +0000

it is shitt

By: Miranda

Miranda — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 02:33:49 +0000

NO MEANS NO.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Sat, 09 May 2009 00:58:41 +0000

Whahappen to my previous post? The one that caused me to post this one to correct “to kindly?” Somebody trying to tell me something? The server going nuts? My ‘puter got swine flu virus?

This comment doesn’t stand alone too well by itself. Well, then again, at least not the first two words.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Fri, 08 May 2009 20:11:33 +0000

Funny. Went to the internets, went to Wikipeedia (not the best, but it’ll do), and Wikipee kicked out 4 Kirilovs. A Russian boxer (Дмитрий Кирилов) from St. Petersburg and a Cross-Country Skier named Andrey/Andrej. The other two Kirilovs were Bulgarians

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Fri, 08 May 2009 20:00:10 +0000

too kindly. I was all worked up over beavers.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:32:55 +0000

The Who Family? You know, Roger Daltrey and Pete Townsend and all them. Just don’t let Pete near any of the young boys. Wow! I made a pun without even trying? Near any young boys Moon, that is. He might decide to Entwistle them in the Ox.

By: Donovan

Donovan — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:19:06 +0000

Who knows, maybe the raccoon gave him the green light..

By: Donovan

Donovan — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:17:20 +0000

Who knows, maybe the raccoon gave him the
green light.

By: bob

bob — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:59:52 +0000

I got it it was brilliant

By: bob

bob — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:55:35 +0000

who did, the racoon???

By: Lex

Lex — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 14:27:24 +0000

You “laughed”? Well “thank you” for that. Don’t have I the right to feel
angry at times? Don’t you ever rant and say whatever you think?
I’m just deceived people in general think that this is funny. That’s why it
keeps going on.
Thank you for having had a bit of compassion though.

And I live somewhere in Europe: Belgium; that’s why I wouldn’t want people to
make a generality of us. What can happen in Spain, Denmark or anywhere
else isn’t something that is european somehow. Europe is some kind of union
made between countries. But it’s not like USA an its 50 states.

Anyway… the chick who has “issues” goes away .

By: Lex

Lex — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 14:07:52 +0000

Awww, “thank you” ))

By: Maria

Maria — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 04:49:49 +0000

it’s more like beastiality fail… beastiality-boy strikes again! it’s a Stephen lynch thing… i’ll explain to ya later..

By: sinxe

sinxe — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:08:47 +0000

10 bucks that he is a drinker!

By: Ray-man

Ray-man — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:05:58 +0000

I read this in the NY metro news paper on my way to school and showed it to my friends cause i found it funny as hell. Then i showed my teacher and she was just dying of laughter.

By: Ray-man

Ray-man — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:04:43 +0000

I read about this in an article in the metro news paper on my way to school and it said he was drunk.

By: Goatse

Goatse — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 06:30:00 +0000

That’s only a fail if you consider him an also-ran for a Darwin award.

By: Deputy dan

Deputy dan — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:31:59 +0000

This is -totally- why animal testing of cosmetics is bad. We get them all slutted up, and they get raped by drunk Russians.

By: Max Chaplin

Max Chaplin — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 09:42:51 +0000

Damn furries!

By: innerpartysystem

innerpartysystem — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 16:14:25 +0000

what

By: Katorcea

Katorcea — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:00:47 +0000

…
the raccoon was acting slutty?
wonder if “slutty” is even a word, “sluttish” maybe, definitely “slut” but how the crap could a raccoon be acting “slutty”?

By: horny

horny — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:10:11 +0000

maybe it was this slutty one =):

By: SparcMan

SparcMan — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:09:36 +0000

If the guy has never had children, this is a Darwin Win.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:48:33 +0000

Help! Raccoons took my penis!

By: GK

GK — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 11:22:01 +0000

While you’re on Wikipedia*, why not look up about world geography and how many continents there are? I suspect you are in for a surprise!

(* Not “Wiki” and certainly not “Wikki”. For goodness’ sake, copy-and-paste words if you’re too damn lazy to even try to spell them)

By: Idiot

Idiot — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 08:38:10 +0000

Atleast he wont do it again

By: Shelbyboo_

Shelbyboo_ — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 03:10:05 +0000

Seriously, that dude deserved it. Who would try to rape a freaking raccoon?! And why would they raccoon be asking for it? And how in the world can a raccoon be slutty??

By: smart one

smart one — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:55:38 +0000

BORING !!!!!!!!!!

By: smart one

smart one — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:54:38 +0000

nice avatar though i dnt use him i like LUCARIO

By: smart one

smart one — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:51:54 +0000

stupid AFRICA is a CONTINENT

By: skimsoymilk

skimsoymilk — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:02:22 +0000

This is how aids came about

By: Mr Froob

Mr Froob — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 19:29:43 +0000

Exactly, what kind of freak would try to rape a raccon?
Lemurs are much more accomidating. And they’re more active. D:

By: unknown

unknown — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 22:59:38 +0000

BULLSHITT…
There are no raccoons in Russia.

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 09:31:13 +0000

At first I laughed about the comment and I thought that I had discovered one of the absurdest comments ever. But then her completely misplaced rage against men (=rapists) made me think. What if someone raped her or at least tried to? That’s why I answered her.

If that’s not the case, her comment is one of the funniest I ever read.

By: titaniumspork20

titaniumspork20 — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 07:34:40 +0000

Wow, you actually understood that? I gave up about halfway through.