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Good morning everyone.
G’day, You didn’t say first
*shudders*
Never!
Naturally not. Sidhe would never do anything so horrible.
Hurm.
20 millionth!!!!! OMG I WIN
That counts on most sites… right?
Good morning. Sorry about yesterday.
‘Sokay. I didn’t know better, I swear! I’ve learned a lot here, but not everything. I’m here to learn how to properly Fail. At least I have a few friends; and wonderful teachers.
Rereading my reply yesterday, I feel I came off a bit too harsh. I’m glad you appreciate my little Fail songs, I just didn’t want the pressure of being expected to come up with one on demand.
*sigh*
My ex- was a singer/sonwriter and he could make a song or jingle about almost anything given a few moments, and in almost any genre of music. It’s been so long, and you are so good.
*sigh*
It’s almost the only thing I miss about him.
*squeeze*
*SQUEEZE* Good morning Mikey!
*squeeze*Good afternoon.Feeling blue today mr. cuddles?
Gud Marning evrbody! It a prutty day! Wunts to pway?mr. cuddles and Mikey D!!!!BOGGY wunts to pway! We can sea ifs any da Trolls can flies an makes Fribbees outsa the broken Trolls! Comes on
Boggy hurry there are two trolls, micro and dman over on the hard working fail
FINISH HIM!
LOL. I guess someone “mis”understood the use of parenthesis.
(“Insert Fail Here”)
um parentheses you mean?
I thought it was ‘the theory of parents’…
I thoughts it were be a Thesis on Parenting.BOGGY's Docterrible Thesis were:
"The Integration of Nasty Bogs into Pristine Environments"you can see it publish in:
"The Annals of International Nasty Bogs & Gross Swamps"Hey, it’s a tough economy. Just be happy you’re getting a cake!
Wut?
Nahh, parenthesis is the American way.
English say Brackets, we also have Full Stops, not periods. A period is something a woman has every month.
Also, we don’t say bucks, so why should americans say Quid?
[brackets?]
No:
(brackets)
[square brackets]
{sic}
( bucks the system )
*sticks finger up at passers-by*
parenthesis is the singular of parentheses
I’ve seen better cake fails:
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/under-neat-cake1.thumbnail.jpg
Yeah, it’s a double fail because of the spelling. Good one.
Yep, that was on failblog, too. Clickie.
WOW! Have you Memorized all of Failblog?
Has the Wegman’s one been on? At least it was the result of automation rather than illiteracy…
http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/cake.jpg
And quotastion marks…
W«hat» are you [im]plying?
QUOTATION. ugh fat fingers.
Bedding Fail! lol
nesting even?
Resting Steven?
Best be leavin’?
Sexual healing?
I’ve got this ache, right here…
how does it hurt? Oh dear…
i think they’re grieving
dry heaving?
anybody want a peanut?
I do!
Nah Fanks
sure thanks
I though you were trying to be clever by inserting the word taste into quotation… being as it’s on a cake and all.
(“Amusing comment.”)
*{ ? }*
(“Witty reaction”)
(“Cunning riposte”)
(!Clever comeback!)
«smart sequel*»
(“slightly dirty comment”)
(“spelling mistake”)
(“request for bukkit”)
(“Potato Joke”)
[sexual{ intercourse (with) random body part}]
(“non sequitur”)
(“combo breaker rant”)
(“misinterpretation leading to upset and random accusations”)
(“staying away from that”)
(“someone apologizes to people he/she may have offended”)
(“soviet russia joke”)
(“insane comment by a skwerl”)
(”comment by an insane skwerl”)
(“
HA! HA! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR!")In soviet russia, joke jokes you
(*Attempts 80′s era earworm”)
(“Caps lock railing against earworm attempt.”)
(“Ritual *FOOOM!*ing of troll”)
(“Random Comment about Earworm”)
(“Random comment rhyming with ConneryGwash’s Earworm
comment, hoping to start a list”)
a Raccoon!! ( with a really good rack, and slutty behavior )
Y(ou can’t believe what it says, it’s a lie.)
Cake makes me sick.
*kersplortch*
catsplortch?
It wasn’t my “meow.”
(“The cake is a lie?!”)
the cake is made from lye??
It might be, unless that’s a lie. We should probably just let it lie.
Oh thats just rye.
this person must die.
Cake of soap!
CAKE! Of SOAP!!
Hahahahahahahah…
Er, sorry.
*blushes*
you made me (*snork*)
The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie!
There is no cake?
portal kicks ass
Cake there is not?
Now your starting to think with portals.
First
+5
please put Olympic rings on the top
Not the Olynpics Rings?
No, not THE Olympic Rings, the (Olynpic Rings.)
Ring ring rrrring!! It’s the Olympics!
i thought it was a Banana phone!!
It keeps connecting through.
no according to the cake its the olynpics rings
And trust me – don’t watch the gynmastics events.
*Shudders*
The rings were taken to mount doom
I don’t get it, what’s the fail?
(“Incredulous look”)
(“facepalm”)
Aggh…
Que Sera, sera.
(“Witty putdown toward Sera”)
(“sound of laughing”)
(“Sera becomes a troll because of her rejection”)
*masturbates*
You misspelled (“commits suicide”)
You misspelled (“commits squeezicide”)
you misspelled (“dave”)
you misspelled (“now you are my wife”)
you misspelled (“ministry of silly walks”)
you misspelled (“Bush administration”)
you misspelled (“Plague upon humanity”)
Everything between parentheses should be (ignored).
Should be what?
(“+1 Gold Star!”)
That made me choke on my coffee!
(*bows*)
Tankyouveddymuch.
I really want to make a comment here, but it might be misinterpreted as trollish.
Are you Danish?
I think he is bagel.
(Warning! Fishy! You are in Grave & Eminent Danger! RUN!)
Are you pushing a lawnmower or walking a fishy?
We’ll never know
No, you won’t. I won’t tell!
…how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Oooh… I want to go there soo bad…
I wrote a comment. I deleted it. But it’s SOOO tempting….
ONE! (with a hammer)
I can’t believe someone was dumb enough to actually write that on a cake! lol
First time here?
(Stolen from Cake Wrecks.)
Ah, yet another website full of amusements for me to waste time on. (clicky name for link)
You mean (“Stolen from Cake Wrecks.”)
And, yes. Yes it was.
You really could put “FAIL” on any of those cakes. I mean, I wouldn’t even say this is the worst of the selection.
Have you seen the REAL ‘fail cake’?
It’s on Cakewrecks too.
I don’t think thats on a real cake…
Nope. The cake is a lie.
The truth is, there is no cake.
It’s only a box for olympic rings.
My vote for this thread’s winning comment!
If a (“cake”) is badly decorated in a forest, can anyone hear it?
Sweetie, if your cake gets badly decorated, you should think about who you let get close to the forest.
My cake’s been decorated with medals.
For efforts above and beyond?
Gallantry and intrepidity in action.
My cake is decorated with metal. Want some?
What kind of metal? I’m fussy.
Is it heavy metal?
I don’t know. I didn’t make it. It just looks very metallic(“a”)
Lame
Don’t you mean (“Lame.”)??
Taking credit fail:
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/08/in-honor-of-2008-olympic-games.html
Way to ruin the fun.
Congratulations, you’re the boy who cried “FAKE!” (“not it this case”).
Arf!
Cake? I like cake. Cake usually means there’s going to be a party. I love parties!
Sorry, it’s only a Litercy Night.
Damn name fails!!! I did not expect it.
You should always expect the unexpected. This is Failblog. What did you expect?
The…Spanish…Inquisition?
You did?! You’re the first!
No need to call names, old son =[
I did?! Had no intention to. Sorry!
Arthur, for shame. You know F1RST is a dirty word.
I misspelled “firstonetoexpectthespanishinquisition”. My bad.
S’alright, I expected that to be the case =]
Well…..I guess that takes the cake…..
I’m done
yes it is done, we can only go in circles from here.
(looking around to see if people got the joke).
Hee!
Are you new to failblog? I don’t think I’ve seen you…
I have been viewing since Nov., but made my debut commentary on the Penis Safe*T*Furnace comments Fail. I don’t get a lot of response because I (hope) am a night cat, and everyone else is done here, mostly.
What are you talking about? It’s afternoon!
It’s morning where I am
Then a good morning to you!
And good afternoon to you sir!
I am 2 hours ahead of Failblog. I should go to bed by 5:00 a.m., but… it’s so fun here!
*is responsive*
*smooch*
You were my first.
Get a room and swing that cat.
I couldn’t help but to notice that they’re charging batteries in the background.
And they seem to have pictures of perfum flacons and alcoholic beverages.
Wow, ‘flacon’.
Arthur, you’re an education to those of us with lesser vocabularies.
That’s not the common word for it? Yay, I’m erudite!
A fan of red?
It’s a battery powered cake. The writing’s going to (“light up”).
Ah…very illuminatring.
Olympic Rings are registered trademark and cannot be used on any product without written permission. So this is WIN!
It really doesn’t matter what fail we get to see, there’s always someone calling it a win. “This is a Chernobyl WIN!!!!” D’oh.
Radioactive cloud WIN!
nuclear failout (“smoke rings”)
mutant zombies (“dead ringers”)
all fail down (“ring o’ rosies”)
CALL NOW! (“ring tone”)
corporate fail
I don’t get it either. Did the customer want the actual graphic of the Olympic rings on the cake? If that’s it, then what’s the deal with the parentheses and quotation marks?
Sorry, me dumber than bag of hammers. Good thing I’m gorgeous.
The genius decorator just copied it verbatim from the instructions somebody wrote down. See also the other examples at Cake Wrecks (linked at my name) such as “I want sprinkles”, etc.
I also can’t tell what I’m looking at. It looks like a sheet of aluminum foil, with a projecter shooting an image on it…. Oh, I’m so dumb I’m gonna jump off a building.. If I can figure out how to get up there.
Lol, it’s the shiny top of a cake box.
*helps DOR up the stairs to the roof…*
Thanks. What do I do now that we’re on the roof?
Weeeelll…
*hangs on to DOR’s sleeve to stop him wandering off edge of roof*
You’re dumb and gorgeous, I’m bored…
Are you my uncle? If not, why are you touching me there?
That’s the 3rd person that thinks you are male, plussingaswhich.
Weird. Do I type like a man?
Change your name, for a while, to:
plussingaswhich (“a willing female”)
That might send out the wrong message to drunken Russians…
I think Skwerlly is feeling lonely…
Aww, he only needs to ask!
I didn’t even contemplate the gender of plussingaswhich. I tried (and failed, obviously) to make a joke about Uncle molestation, and a willing nephew.
Now that I KNOW plussingaswhich is female, I’m all excited. Yeah. Even more excited. More Excitement! MORE!!!
Aww, now I’m not excited anymore.
What I want to know is: Is this cake made with genuine butt water?
It’s a cream cake.
It’s a dream bake.
It’s a team nake(“d”)
Sense of abstraction and symbology FAIL!
haha nice fail, she spelled “olympic” wrong!
She? How can you tell? You’re a sexist pig assuming that all cake decorators in the world are only female! Why, I know 2 male cake decorators!
(actually one is lesbian and just dresses really butch and the other is awaiting gender reassignment surgery, but that’s not the issue!)
*takes the willing male by the arm and leads away*
Shhh, shhh; there there. I’m sure “she” was meant as a gender non-specific pronoun.
Have a cookie.
Did anyone ever stop to think that maybe those aren’t parenthesis but actually the outside of the Olympic Rings and the joke was that they didn’t know how to do the inside, complicated part?
What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things Ive ever heard. At no point in your incoherant rant did you pose anything close to a rational thought. Everyone in this blog is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no point and may god have mercy on your soul!
And by the way it wasn’t a rant! it’s what I first thought when I first saw the fail! I didn’t mean to come off differently, only trying to see if someone else was sharing my brain wave I suppose..
I like different.
thank you!!! sheesh!
Don’t you mean “Jeesh, I… thanks!”
yes that’s exactly what I meant, thank you
Don’t worry. I think he was sofaking harsh on you there.
I liked it.
We’re supposed to be rational?
*cries*
Now we are even
*SQUEEZE* Thanks for the cookie diana!
Have you seen my troll slave Princess Nancy anywhere?
Thanks Diana! Your cookies are reported to be soooo good!
*munchity*
Oooh! No cake in those cookies!
Aww, if I was a guy I just know we would be butt-ies!
But since you’re female can’t you be bosom buddies?
I love motorboating!
It’s the motion in the ocean. . .
Ooh, yeah! Hope so.
(Brain is getting tired here. I am 4 hours past bedtime.)
is that what icing(“k is” ) on the cake ?
No. I think your brain is frosting over.
I got a brain? uhm, I’ll have to work on that this weekend.
- “Here, your cake sir. How would you like to pay for this?”
- “With this” *Hands over slip of paper with (“10 $”) handwritten on it*
seriously i think thats what they are using for money in iceland now.
They’re using snow for money in Iceland, in hopes as the Spring thaw arrives its value will increase due to scarcity and demand from Snowball Stands in the Southern U.S.
The cake box has a huge window in it, whoever bought the cake should have noticed the whole lack of rings there before they accepted it, I’d think!
Understandig of joke FAIL.
*Pats* You certainly did.
Who said they accepted and paid for it? The order ticket is still taped to the box and it’s probably still at the bakery. Before you comment next time, first look at everything and then think.
This is how the Internet will improve my life! Before, if I would have ordered this cake and it came out like this, I would have said, “You idiots! That’s not what I wanted!” and walked out. Now I will say, “Excuse me while I take a picture of this fine cake before I pay for it.” . Thank you, but this is not what I wanted.” .
If that’s the bakery, then I’d be wondering even more why someone ordered it.
Course, I usually don’t take a photograph first of a failed cake decoration and then reject the cake…
First!!
ooh. so close.
Ooh. So sad^. Now let’s have some of Diana’s cookies and cheer up!
yes, only not.
*slams boogers face into the fail cake*
Why would anyone want that sign on his cake? That’s stupid. Maybe I’ll order a cake signed “moop” ? That’d be stupid.
You, sir, are a moop.
…and to think I was going to go to this same bakery and get a cake with the Audi logo on it! Guess I won’t bother…
Double fail. The cake maker can’t even spell “Olynpics”.
plus theyve got that extra ‘s’ in there
Maybe this happened in Japan.
I heard in Japan, they don’t really have much of a cake culture. In weddings they make the cakes out of styrofoam and decorate them. At least it’s “lite”.
How many times has this one come round now? o.0
I’d still eat it!
50.2, up on yesterday
62. Somethings wrong with my fingers though. 9 errors. Give me a few more tries
Take your time.
I feel like I am watching the stock market with your numbers going up and down…Well, maybe not today’s stock market
OK, who’s Failblog Jon? I just took his challenge and beat it!!! 92.7 – wank that, Jonny-boy!
Stolen from Cakewrecks!
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/08/in-honor-of-2008-olympic-games.html
This has been on Cakewrecks since August…
Well, then, they’ve had it long enough – now *we* get a turn.
leave the cake failures to cake wrecks. they do it far better.
Leave the cynical comments to the rest of us. We do them far less cynical.
come on be rational
That’s worse than leaving the cake out in the rain.
I don’t think that I can take it…
Must be another Walmart cake…
I’ll bet it was, and so the guy pulled 10 teeth out of his wallet to pay for it.
It’s actually from Kroger. I work at one, and the box is exactly the same and the corner of the attached order form on the left are exactly the ones we use. ROFL good job!
I don’t have a problem with them stealing it from cakewrecks…a fail is a fail is a fail!
Awww, that’s hilarious! I had a birthday cake where they did something like that once… not quite as funny as this though
Hmm, the only thing that relates rings to birthdays are trees…you’re an Ent!!
Would have been funny if it said something like OlympicRings.jpg
This is what we do in our bakery when our customers are jerks and/or unclear.
But mainly when they’re jerks.
So be polite.
Or else you’ll pay a lot of money for an ugly cake :]
Hey, man, do NOT steal from CAKE WRECKS, they notice.
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/
It says courtesy of Cakewrecks underneath, silly.
I can just imagine picking up that cake at the shop. :O
…I’m assuming it was ordered…. I mean, it’s in a box.
It was ordered for a friends Olympic themed office party. Their company has a philosophy involving the number 8. It seemed fitting to have an Olympic party with games and an outdoor viewing of the Olympic opening ceremonies on 08-08-08.
The Olympic Rings Cake when you’re not having an Olympic Rings Cake. I guess the words are there to fire up the imagination instead.
Cake decorated by Michael Phelps (after eating too many brownies.)
Olynpics, huh?
this is what happens when u buy cakes from walmart. LOLZ!!
non artist fail
some one has been using his comp to much
using emote code on cake
Actually no. Usually commands are written betveen [example] and [/example] I don’t know any command language wich uses ( and ).
Rip-off win.
Happy 5 year old birthday! lol
“Hello, I’d like to order a cake with the olympic rings written on it, kthxbye!”
XD
you are all fuking losers…..
Olympics isn’t even spelled correctly. That’s really sad.
gold medal for this one.