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Uh oh!
Which plank built that!
He gon’ get sued
It’s just a prank!
School reunion, all his bullys parked there
All your moms parked there
All your base… you get the idea
are belong to me…and me alone
i don’t share them with any “us”
strangely, I is us
Or is us I?
Greetings Gentlemen
All your muffin are belong to us
You are on your way to whole grain
I don’t know! But did anyone notice the crapy placement of the paeking spaces.
parking spaces!
Thats also some serious parking fail in action.
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Mail
Jive and Whail
KERPLUNK!
Where are the giant marbles?
*sigh*
IN! MY! PANTS!
*waddles off in shame*
No they-*looks in my pants* wha-
Where the hell’d MY giant marbles go then, Mikey?
There’s a gravitational effect. . .
Oh no! How will they be able to finish this beautiful building?
Blu tack!
Spiderman!
no, no, definitely duct tape
MIGHTY PUTTY
MIGHTY MEND!!
*hides the duct tape*
I need that for later!
I made some improvements to our four-poster bed…
*knocks down scaffolding*
It now hangs in the bell tower. Ta-da!
OOooooooo!!! I LIKE it!
My sanctuary.
*hug and smooch*
i agree with the duck tape!
Poop
thats sucks
Especially since they’re building a carpark.
Underground.
(HELLO! *waves*)
Underneath.
(G’DAY! *surfs*)
Unterheath.
(AHOY! *salutes*)
Wunderbar.
(EEEEK! *does a triple somersault, a back flip, and explodes*)
Blundercar.
(*yawns and gets some coffee*)
Hunter’s teeth.
(HOWDY! *bows*
*)
:O
Silly. That green mesh was never gonna work.
Yeh it did seem a bit tempremental
It’s the world record attempt for largest pick-up sticks game.
Stuck-up pricks? Whuh?
Hiccup chicks?
One-cup two-chicks?
one fwap, two dicks?
Y’all are just not gonna let me forget that, are you?
I have no idea what you are on about.
*looks innocent*
Oh really? Prove it – drink this! *proffers one of the cups*
LOOK OVER THERE!
*switches cups*
You can’t fool me – they’re both poisoned! You have built up an immunity…
Inconceivable!
Prepare to die.
*writes will, locks windows and doors, unlocks door, turns off all lights and gas, relocks doors, leaves note for milkman, has small farewell party with friends, orders flowers, books church, writes down joblist for boss, gets haircut*
Go for it!
*hands Mikey a blindfold*
*Takes up smoking, smokes last cigarette*
*can’t go through with it* *stubs out cigarette, pours two drinks, hands on to Mikey* Nice haircut! *sits with Mikey in the dark, drinking*
*gets drunk*
*giggles*
Weeeeeeeeeee!
Silly nits!
*Grins*
Whew. That was close.
And somehow she got him to drink it.
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaarg
*dies looking like the Hershey Candle man*
And cut! Print! Next scene!
now mickey iv put a lot of effort into forgetting that cup video and now u
brought it up again… *disturbing images*
Or possibly Giant Jenga fail.
Or Jenga win, depending on who’s turn it is.
you take a block from the bottom and you put it on top
you take a block from the middle and you put it on top
that’s how you build a tower, you just don’t stop
Jenga Jenga Je Je Je Jenga
Dear Jenga Corporation
As a civil engineer I must condemn your tower building techniques as wildly impractical.
I look forward to purposefully misbuilding towers and holding you responsible so i can sue you rather than take responsibility for my actions.
See you in court,
Mikey D
Brought to you by the I-35 Minneapolis Bridge Builders Alliance.
… and once again the orcs were defeated in the epic battle of Hornburg…
WIN!
scaf-FAIL!
Scarf hail.
Scarf sail
Scarf nail?
Snail barf!
Snarf, Lion!
barf hurl
Hmm…
Har com you do dat???
Umm… But doesn’t this also include at least one Parking FAIL?
Yes, but only one…
I can see three.
-pee oh on the horizon.
Thats what I was going to say
I’ll just call it a gravity win.
My oregano died. Off topic, I know.
yes but did it collapses like the scaffold?
I need a manicure. Off topic, I know.
Do you need a helping hand? Off topic, I know.
Or a helpless foot?
Or a random comment? Off topic, I know.
No, thanks anyway. I’m trying to quit.
Is that a serious offer, or just lip service? Off topic still, I know.
Offer is quite serious… but I can add a couple of lips to it.
Throw in a heart and you’ve got a deal.
I have no available heart to throw in, mine is in your pocket.
That’s only fair, since mine is in your hands.
Yikes. He wearing sterile gloves?
Do you want medication for that lip soreness? Antibiotic, I know.
HA! All doctors are the same! I knew it!
D’OH !
I think that was a real, balls to the wall offer
That could lead to bad posture
The number you have reached is not in service at this time.
Philanthropic, I know.
My parsley died. And so did my basil. And tomatoes.
Off topic, I know
By the way, I’m sorry for your loss. Was it the spice or a hamster?
Or a hybrid spice hamster!
Herb…and thank you.
Perhaps my oregano will hook-up with your parsley, basil, and ‘matoes on the other side and make wonderful pasta sauce together.
*blinks*
I’m sorry to hear your oregano died.
But the most random thread has sprouted from it.
(Sorry. I didn’t realise it was an actual event)
They just wanted to help GM and so on to sell more cars, so:
Car Company Win!
Server mainteneance has gone wild… nuff said.
Worst. DVD. ever. Last time I order something off tv.
Is that like off menu?
Yikes!
Nacho Puppy comes in*
Bondfan where r u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>????????????
Oh, dang. Looks like the Tinkertoy disasters of my youth.
Did any of your Dinkys survive the Tinkertoy disaster?
Was it anything like the Lincoln Log Crisis?
A little fiber solved that crisis.
Son of a BITCH!!! My car!!! Parking Fail!
Im so bored of automobile fails
First the stock market, now this.
LOL, Thats too funny dude. I would never park near construction like that.
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Now this is what I call Morning Wood!
Isn’t that more of a visual metaphor for impotence? Just sayin’.
Yeah, not that I would, but now I REALLY don’t want to be around when he wakes up in the morning.
Hey mommy! MOMMY! LOOK WHERE I AM! Way up here!
*jumps up and down*
That is clearly the only explanation for this.
And to think the foreman warned them so”: “Guys, I will have no jumping up and down on the scaffold, not even when your mom passes by!”
They all leaned over at once to look at a really hot chick. But if you look closely, you can see the one construction worker who survived by supergluing his helmet to an overhead plank.
Did you notice the firemen in the picture?
Fireman 1: Hey? The hose is stuck somewhere!
Fireman 2: It’s wrapped around that scaffold over there. You better give it a hard yank.
Funnyboi is gone.
*sniff*
I know – I found out when I played the album backwards.
If you play it forwards will he reappear?
This is what happens when Doozers are left to their own devices.
Nah, the Gorns must have destroyed it. The Doozers would never let a thing like this happen.
Everyone’s getting greedy with the radishes these days.
*dances his cares away*
Yikes, hope no one was standing on it during the fall!
50000 more scaffolding FAIL = GM WIN
can we build it , no we can’t bob the unbuilder
ouch i bet they got sued.
I worked near that site, it’s now a 24 hour fitness in Huntington Beach. Those were gnarly scaffolds for sure.
I don’t think anyone got hurt, then again they would have been illegals…
You location fail. It’s actually in Long Beach.
would have been, could have been, should have been…
Wait, who else would it have been, unemployement rate being so high… thats prolly why no one got hurt
haha, i used to work at the building that uses that parking lot, its in Long Beach, CA
so NOT photoshopped
Brotherhood win.
Last Comment!
Oh noes! Muh car!
That is crazy!!