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do not feed the animals fail
FIRST FAIL. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY FIRST
Looks like first AND last parenting fail.
I AM AND WILL ALWAYS BE FIRST
notice the capital letters, from this and this pricks comments i can see he or she is very lonely, overweight and wears glasses, and is in love with his/her brother/sister.
HIT IT RIGHT ON THE BUTTON!!
Well by the looks of their avatar, they are, in fact, a purple geometric pattern.
I conclude that he doesn’t get enough sponge or faucet.
McPussy?
He might prefer McAnal
Woodland park Zoo. Seattle, WA
WOOT got to love those Washingtonians!
well at least your honest about it. but maybe boggy could play with you if you’re lonely?
that would be muddy and wet though.
I just think he is somewhere between the ages 7 and 10
Yep. 12 at the most.
actually 19 and very, very lonely
I was gonna make a smart ass remark, but that’s just sad.
I’m sorry you’re lonely. Maybe you should get off the
computer and go make friends.
Shitakemush – And you care about being the first one to comment on a posting…….why? You fail at life, loser.
*Tries to bleach vision of two hermaphrodite siblings getting freaky together out of mind*
*scruuuubs with the bleach*
Mind if I borrow that bleach?
good thing you threw in that love in her sibling thing cause i was gonna be offended!
And you care about being the first one to comment on a posting…….why? You fail at life, loser.
You only say that if you don’t have anything better to say.
“Look son, this is what we do to you if you don’t tidy your room!”
Give them ”FIRST”-sayers to feed on.
That makes it a good deed.
Second! Damn you Sexelk..
I mean fourth…bum
The animals, like Fat Bastard, has a taste for babies
The strollers, like the animals, had a taste for babies.
The Animals, a rock band from the 60s, had a taste for groupies.
Animal, a character on the Muppets, had a taste for…well, everything.
Manimal, a character from the 80s, can taste like the animal you want!
80s, a decade that apparently had no taste. . .
I realize how old I’m now when I see a movie from the early 90s and I’m absolutely sure it has to be from the 80s…
As I grow older I start to realize that many of the trends of the 90’s were pretty much as bad as the 80’s.
And I thought I was so cool in the 90s… Turns out I wasn’t.
The 90s were exactly like the 80s, only with less dayglo colored hairspray.
Yeah but the 90’s had better music
Yeah, but if we’re going by music, the ’60s kicks all their asses.
I second that. *wonders if it’s acceptable to say second in a sentence*
Any positional adjective is acceptable if it is not used in a trollish manner.
How about a Tudor manor?
The animals, a rock band from the 20s, had a taste for itself.
CHOMP!
Animal Planet, a show on the box, had a taste for…showing how it’s done.
Enema Patient, an anonymous vicar, had a taste for…
the strollers don’t come with babies. You have to get them at the zoo. At feeding time.
Parents are doing it wrong. If they want to toss their children over the fence, the best way to do it is detaching them from the stroller first. They could reach farther.
Yeah, but then it wouldn’t be a meals-on-wheels service.
* humbly bows in the face of true talent *
That’s a good way to have your head tiger-ized.
That’s grrrrr-eat!
I see what you did there.
You shere khan…it wasn’t hard to miss
I’d be lion if I told you that didn’t amuse me.
I thought that was a dandy lion he came up with.
Really? I thought we were just kitten around.
That was so funny you made me puma pants.
I’ve got a feline this could go on for a while…
Jaguar very correct with that statement.
Have you noticed that some of these trolls have lynx that lead nowhere? CHEETAHS!
But actual lynx would be CATastrophic to their impurrrrfect minds!
*maybe needs to reschedule her day so as to be here when it’s catty.I am after all, a sidhe cat*
.
“sidhe” is pronounced shee for those too lazy to cougal it.
Those comments sure margay!
Aw, and now your panther dirty.
Rushfan….you win! ROFL!
That servals you right.
There Food!
Yes. Food there. You here.
There castle!
There cake!…wait….no…..The cake is a lie!
Wouldn’t it have been easier to wear a condom?
Easier but less romantic. They should have gone for the money shot.
Yes, a good shot in the eye is better than red roses. You know what to get me next Valentines Day.
A blindfold?
That, or an obstetrician.
If we hurry, by that date a paediatrician would be a better gift.
I guess that depends on your timing.
And that may depend on your teasing.
Are you proposing a contest?
Maybe. One in which no referee is needed. You may set the rules for that contest.
You know I don’t believe in rules. No rules, no referee… I guess the ball is in your court.
Then you can come into my court and play with it,
You are so generous with your equipment. I’d be happy to visit your stadium.
OK…This is going to go on for a while isnt it? should we leave you two to your “Alone Time”?
i try not to be first, just so i dont get some prick troll telling me im fail for not saying first, well that has ruined my start to the day with failblog, i hate to point out really obvious things but they are most likely viewing from a bit away and if they did fall in it would prob be the fall that wud do the kids the most harm not the fact there are tigers in there, also if wacko can hang his kids over balconies then why not….
Maybe they’re actually about to put their children in the pen so they can be raised in captivity with animals. It would be like little domesticated Tarzan children.
Michael Jackson training camp rivalry.
I wonder what happens of you get a low grade…
tl;dr
lol stupid parents
And then – df sensationally captivates the essence of the lol.
Seriously, you did well.
Well, pin a rose on you.
(df)
(gf?)
(bff) *taze*
(pff) *blaze*
(cff) *trays*
(tff) *craze*
The sign says Fight for Survival.
It’s just like teaching a kid to swim by throwing them in the water, they teach wilderness survival in the same way.
It’s the eye of the tiger,
it’s the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
stalks his prey in the night
And he’s watching us all with the eye of the tiger
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive, stayin alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive.
I am behind you, I’ll always find you, I am the tiger
People who fear me never go near me, I am the tiger
And if I meet you, what if I eat you, I am the tiger
I am behind you, I’ll always find you, I am the tiger
Tiger, tiger, tiger!
Whoa-oh here she comes
Watch out, boys, she’ll chew you up
Whoa-oh here she comes
She’s a man-eater!
Hush, my darling, don’t fear, my darling
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush, my darling, don’t fear, my darling
The lion sleeps tonight.
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle,
Watch it bring you to your
Sha na na na na na na na knees, knees
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata?
In the spaceship, the silver spaceship
The lion waves goodbye
In the spaceship, the silver spaceship
The lion waves goodbye
Come on baby, eat the rich
Put the bite on that son of a bitch
Don’t mess around, don’t you give me no switch
C’mon baby, eat the rich
C’mon baby eat the rich
*Tiger Tiger instrumental from ‘Seven and The Ragged Tiger’*
(Love that piece of music)
Tiger, Tiger, Burning bright
In the forest of the night
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
How many tigers have you seen with forks and serviettes?
(Dear dear dear no,dear dear dear no,dear dear oh dear no!)
Don’t care in what part of you they fix their fretwork sets.
(Dear dear dear no,dear dear dear no,dear dear oh dear no!)
Tigers don’t go out on rainy nights,
They’ve no need to [I]wet[/I] their appetites!
Hunting Tigers (Out In Indiah) ([I[sic[/I])
Bonzo Dog Band
(No italics? Bugger!)
“Theme from Shaft”
‘Theme from “Jaws”
AROOOO! Werewolves of London!
You better stay away from him
He’ll rip your lungs out, Jim!
I’d like to meet his tailor
I love that in Tiger Burning Bright, you have to say symmetry in such a bizarre way to make it rhyme. It’s not cricket.
Parenting Fail? Feeding Win!
Chapter 3 of Michael Jackson’s Guide To Parenting – Advanced Dangling
Sexually?
Chapter 4 is “How to sneak up on an unsuspecting minor”
Where did POB go?
huh?
POB, you’re good with songs. Think you can do any funny tweaking with the song “Rawhide” + this fail?
Or would that be too crewel to their little booties?
Uh… jumper right in, anybody… it’s knit up to just me to fabricate a yarn here.
If you ask, you are about to get fleeced.
I don’t do requests, sorry. I do the song thing when inspiration hits.
*KAPOW*
Sorry I asked. Didn’t know.
Actually it’s a feeding win
It’s funny that the picture of the tiger actually shows how he will get the kids.
What you don’t actually realise is that the two men holding the prams up are actually moustachioed villains from the golden age of the silver screen.
That’s actually a monorail they are tying the babies too while chortling evilly at their own dastardliness.
and there you got me thinking it ws the post natal abortion clinic
It’s inhuman to kill babies, so they got kitties that aren’t human to kill them. Simple.
I think they poisoned the babies to kill the tigers.
For liability purposes, of course.
I know some people who could definitely use a 359th trimester abortion.
Its not a monorail track, its a m.jacksonrail!
Shouldn’t this Fail be posted at Lolcats?
But the other guy did it! I thought it was okay!
49.2 with two errors
Are you deteriorating with every attempt? Maybe you should stop trying before you have to use lolspeak…
lik dis? LuLz?
Ow coot mooshrum guyz is wiv tipeeng sight?
(That took forever to type)
That is soooo horrible! It really causes physical pain. And I don’t understand it, which, I’m sure, is a blessing.
I shall come back to this page on Friday and see if I can work out what I wrote. I’m reckoning I won’t.
And yes, I am getting worse.
so are humans, they like do stupid thing’s cuz some 1 else did that before em
I have a suggestion for your site. . .
One of the random quotes that comes up for you to copy should be in lolspeak. That would amuse me, perhaps no-one else though.
*jumps up and down*
Where is everybody?
*raises hand*
Here! But it’s kinda quiet today
Present and accounted for. Still got an hour left at work.
*grumble gripe whine*
I’m not even Halfway Inn – umm, through. About six hours to go…
I have a trainee on my back today. She watches everything I does, so lest I restrain from commenting she will think that a GP is supposed to failblog in between patients.
I think it’s inappropriate to piggyback in the doctor’s surgery.
Well, it might help my terrible mood swings.
Surely she should pick you up then?
Haha
Where ?
*SQUEEZE*
You really squeeze everybody, don’t you?
Now that I have, I can rest my squeezing muscles for the day.
I don’t think so. At least Dragon will squeeze you, no matter what.
*squeezes ankles* How are they doing? You out and about yet?
Still hurts, but it’s not that swollen anymore. I think normal walking will be impossible for a couple of days
My girlfriend told me she’ll make me go out today – on crutches, of course. Sucks! Especially because the weather is really fine here. Sunshine outside, myself inside…
Thanks for asking & squeezing!
Jolly hockeysticks! Does she want you out and about so everyone you meet can have a go on your crutches?
*free falls*
*pulls ripcord*
*parachute FWOOOMPS! open*
*lands gracefully by Mikey D*
*SQUEEZE!*
*gathers up parachute and heads back to the hangar*
Did you try moonwalking?
That’s how I walk around at home. Ok, I have several new bruises on the back of my head but scars are manly, aren’t they?
U GOT BEAT UP?
So far, no. I didn’t find my master yet. BTW, why are you shouting?
Shouting is the new talking.
*waves hello*
*waves hello*
I’m here now, though I’m not sure if my brain can cope. Must have been that head banging I did against the wall yesterday.
Hah! It’s as if they’re servers at a restaurant.
population control win.
ROTFL, time to dump the baby!
RT
http://www.privacy-center.pro.tc
That fence seems awfully low. Likely there’s a large ditch between where the people are standing and where the animals are, so it’s really not as dangerous as submitter pretended it was.
Oh! oh… so it’s okay because the kids aren’t going to be eaten by tigers right away, they’ll just fall into a giant ditch that may or may not be full of water first. That makes it aaaaaallll better.
That appears to be the tiger exhibit at the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle. There is a large ditch there, so the kiddies are unlikely to be eaten by the tiger(s). It’s possible they’ll fall into the ditch, so rest assured this parental activity is still super-dumb.
Is falling really any more likely than the kid taking a gainer while sitting on Mom or Dad’s shoulders…? At least in this case they’re strapped in, eh?
That way they can’t get away.
I was going to say Woodland Park Zoo as well. I was there a couple weeks ago, and I spent a long time at the Tiger. There’s a bit of a ledge before the pit, so if the kid did fall, he would just end up on the same-level ground on the other side of the fence.
That is indeed correct.
There is about 2 feet of greenery, then electrified wire, then a 10 foot drop into a moat, then about 6 feet of water, then the rocks for the tigers….
Still doesn’t strike me as safe.
The funniest part was, I was taking photos of the people on the left doing it, when the second family walked up and did the exact same thing.
These were taken at the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle.
Used to work here. People are idiots. I didn’t work in this unit, but when I was volunteering at the raptor center, people would regularly set their kids on the fence. A couple times kids would fall in/climb over (I dunno, never saw it personally) and run around the yard attempting to pet large taloned birds. Genius.
It’d be really hard to accidentally fall in there though. You’d have to get over the first fence (obviously, check), wade through 3 feet of bamboo, hop the next fence avoiding the hotwire. The drop is in fact 18 feet, and the moat itself is 26 feet wide. And you’d hit the hotwire on the way down. You’d be safe from the tigers though!
I work at an aquarium and you’d be shocked how many parents do this…over the sea lion tank…as if sea lions wont eat your children if they fall in. people are stupid
Yah cuz sea lions eat people ALL THE TIME… or, you know. Not.
ok, moron, maybe the sea lions won’t eat the kid, but what if the kid can’t swim well? put on your thinking cap.
Who said it was safe? I just said sea lions don’t eat people.
He should know. He is a passing marine biologist.
She. But yeah. I am.
Good grief! What do you guys *do* to your sea lions at this aquarium?? People swim with sea lions all the time. They’re wild animals and can certainly bite (especially territorial males or a mother with a young pup), but they don’t *eat* people. I couldn’t even find an urban legend trying to claim that.
“ok, moron, maybe the sea lions won’t eat the kid, but what if the kid can’t swim well? put on your thinking cap.” you need this too
The whole sea lions not eating people aside…
drowning can’t be too healthy either.
they won’t eat them, but they’ll probably drown
“Look mum, no hands!”
It’s not a Fail, it’s a Darwin Win!
lol!! Too true.
What’s the big deal? The kid is strapped into the stroller better than seat belts strap you into a car, you keep a firm grip on the stroller, and always keep the center of balance on your side of the rail. If the parent is careful, it should be no big deal.
Are you for real?
seriously!
Yes, on the stroller on the left, but the one on the right was a cheapy umbrella stroller. Plus they can get out of those things so easily, no parent ever tightens them down for a day at the zoo.
hey little lions!
here you have the breakfast!
.. I can’t see the animal. It doesn’t look like a tiger or anything. Not really a parenting fail if the animal is an herbivore. It looks like they want their kids to see something other than tall grass.
you dont see the plaque to the left that says “Tiger”. even if you can’t see them in the photo, that is what’s in the cage. besides, the kid falling out of the stroller would be bad enough
It’s a Tiger. And yes, the tiger was in the exhibit at the time.
You do know that they can unbuckle the kid and lift them out right??
oh yeah what a failure! buba knows that people should throw peanuts to tigers at the zoo, not meat!
What are they looking at?
Tigers?
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
Who are these people? What kind of people do something THAT stupid?
oops, the baby slipped out. oh well. The tiger got him? oh well. we’ll just make annother
C’mon people, sacrificing your children to nature is the new fix for the economy. Why not? Appeasing the gods through sacrifice worked great for early agricultural societies… right?
arg, you said it right before i did.
human sacrifice day at the zoo!
Here, kitty kitty kitty…
Oops; sorry, She – you beat me to it.
I know that zoo! That’s Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle! *facepalm* Oh god…
I knew it too…right way
Is it bad that I have been to the zoo enough times to recognize their signs like that? But I am from Seattle and held a annual pass for years…
I go to that zoo at least once a month. That’s the Tiger exhibit at Woodland Park Zoo. There is a huge pit between where the tiger is and where those leaves are by the rail. If the tiger could actually get to where those babies are, they’d all already be in a lot of trouble. Common sense fail on everyone else’s part.
“Common sense fail on everyone else’s part.”
Yeah, because if you think that tiny ass fence is keeping a 400lb tiger at bay….
Ah, but if the child fell out of the stroller and into the pit? I doubt that would be a favorable outcome.
Just playing Devil’s Advocate here
OOOO! I know where that zoo is!!
TOTAL FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
???!!! not sure whats going on there but this seems like a more suitable title for a picture rather than the parenting fail for the mother using a segway while pushing a stroller.
Two words: child endangerment.
Woodland Park Zoo
Serious? Joking? Deep!
Tiger =/= Fuzzy kitten.
This is related to the newer stroller fail. The stroller doesn’t include the baby because they got eaten at the zoo.
OMG! That’s at the Woodland Park Zoo!
HOLY CRAP ITS A TIGER CAGE !!!!!!!!!!!
Animal wins, parents and babies UBER FAILS
I am a paramedic.
We call this job security!
I worked there for 3 years and saw this a lot. I was always warning parents about this but they never listen.
Stupid comments – how the hell is a baby going to “slip out” of one of those things? About as likely as all of Bill Gates’ money “slipping out” of his pocket onto the street. Likewise you can see the bottom half is tangled in the fence and couldn’t possibly go over, barring something like getting hit from behind by a bus. So what’s the big deal? People have a hard time with the stroller wheels somewhere other than where God meant them to be?
And it was so much harder to just lift your kid up out of the stroller???
I was coming here to post that, myself! I mean, come on!
i don’t understand why that’s easier than lifting the damn kid up.
you have GOT to be kidding me!
Is that at the Woodland Park Zoo?
yeah I think it is
lol, “dont Feed Animals”
Shouldn’t this be a double parenting fail?
how to loose 2 baby’s in less then an hour
me living in seattle and seeing this FAIL