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Table tennis or ping pong? You decide.
both at the same time! Time Paradox!
Spooky
Yeah man WE’RE DOOMED.
Pime Taradox!
Rhyme in a box!!
Lisa’s Love In a Box!
Step one cut a hole in it…
do i put my junk in that box for step 2?
Thyme in a pot (of soup).
Dime for a box!
*offers box*
Dimes please.
Dick in a Box?
Sorry, the guys next door at Spankme Building sell those.
They have picknick supplies too.
But I thought Lisa supplies?
Lisa gets her supplys there so often they’ve named them after her.
But they’re still really picknick supplys.
Everything else is either a lie or a conspiracy.
Except the cake and the rainbows.
CAKE & RAINBOWS!waits a secund! UNICORNS is be a LIE?Nooooooooooo! NOOOO!
Lies can sometimes become true if enough people believe them.
Google believes. Try searching “number of horns on a unicorn”.
HELP GOOGLE! HELP UNICORNS! BELIEVE! SUCCESS IS NEAR!
Phew. Shouting sure is exhausting.
BOGGY LIKE SHOUT !!BOGGY CAN BE LOTS OF BIG LOUD !!!!
UNICORNS! COME BACK!
*gives megaphone to BOGGY*
Perhaps they’ll hear you now.
Unicorns, Santa Claus, the tooth fairy. It’s all real Boggy so shout it loud; don’t let them take away your dreams friend.
I think it’s better to believe they aren’t real. Things that are real are too flawed. Like if Santa Claus was real he’d probably be an alcoholic, unicorns would probably be dangerous, carnivorous creatures with an insatiable appetite, and the tooth fairy would charge for taking your tooth instead of pay.
Speaking of all of this real-vs.-fantasy philosophy, has anybody here seen Coraline? I think the symbolism in that movie is excellent for a child’s film.
To live in a dream world, you must close your eyes to reality forever and let your dreams devour your life…such brilliance.
homosexual anal intercourse
Oh God! This is worse news than the Hardron Collider thingy! (The black hole machine!)
so your saying that everything is a dream i hope i never wake up
gg
bg
bj
tj
cj
MJ
dj
jd
id
2d
cd
md
Ld
bd
Ed
Ted
Taft
Garfield
Fritz
Hans
Mr. Peanut
Eustace Tilley
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
Yo dawg…
(I went with the theme of old, tired, overused memes)
I tried to, too, but it got sent to the bottom. So here you gALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
FTW?
Cheesecake
Some seriously bored people here.
Wait a minute… I read through all that. Bah.
your hands are bananas
You guys are huge spamming nerds.
You taste Miley?
Sabrina the teenage bitch
ComboBreaker bitches!
Win. And hey, you inspired my first comment on this site ever (ever being the three days since I came across it…. awareness fail).
Beki win
C
If you have to ask… you cant afford it.
It’s not cricket.
Table cricket
cable Ticket
Don’t got one
*hands MNM a Fable Spicket*
luvz<3
Wiff Waff.
*SQUEEZE*
mr. cuddles!!! I’ve missed you! *SQUEEZES the Moomin and mr. cuddles*
*SQUEEZES McFail*
*…backs up slowly…*
*SQUEEZES McFail and WhoaNellie * How are you doing McFail? Work has been crazy!
HI!mr. cuddles!Domr. cuddleswants to pway?
comes pway wif BOGGY!!!*tosses BOGGY a slightly used dancing ping pong player to play with*
*catches with a big gloppy hand*
What do it does? *shakes violently*
OH! It makes loud yelling noises! THANKS!
GRRRR! Speak for yourself BOGGY!
Sorry Skwerlly! I was on the phone with my broker buying Bog fUTURES!*SHAKES dancing ping pong player*
*more yelling as dancing ping pong player flies hundreds of yards into the air*
Awwww! dis one not flies too!
HA! HA! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR!Boggy… Those grammar lessons you’re taking from Skewrlly are really paying off!
Skwerlly putted BOGGY brain back in (cents BOGGY am been good and not eats or scare the newbies or steel cookies)
BOGGY all so gotted a Goal Star too! *points at forehead*
if I stays gud Skwerlly taked me to Warshingtom DC necks week and I can eats Congress! YEAH!Here here!
I’ll pack some bog seasonings for you.
It’s not the lessons. The deep psychic bond he shares with Skwerlly when he uses him to talk (see above) are having that effect. If this continues, they will someday become indistinguishable by language.
Dammit. Is having.
*KERSPLOTCH*
I fear I am becoming a very frequent bukkit user.
Why do I have to like those long sentences…
Taking to long to post fail as well. Ah well…
AnYones seen a GREENISH Pill wif a YELLOW Stripe on it…..*sings*
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that WalMart Pharmacy gives you
Don’t do anything at all
Go ask BOGGY
When he’s ten feet tall
Hey! Skwerlly Bob! Look! I found the missing pill. It’s greenish with a yellow stripe and has the number “42″ stamped on it!
*swallows*
{{{{{{the space time continuum wobbles slightly}}}}}}
—{{{{time passes slowly}}}}—
Ugh! I no feeled gud!*collapses*
AGH! He ate the answer to the question!
But what was the question?
I could tell you but then the universe would just change it with something more bizarre.
SkwOGGY ruined the universe anyway, I think it’s safe to tell now.
6 X 7!
5754 divided by 137!
Dancer Stormy Twat’s Bra Size! [DD]
The best track on Cold Play’s Viva La Vida Album!
The second sphenic number to be bracketed by twin primes!
By GOD! I’m Brilliant!
I KNOW all the Questions to 42!
*applauds*
But 42 is the answer…
FEED YOUR HEEEAAAAD!!!! (I <3 White Rabbit)
Yet Skwerlly Bob happened to miss the one question that the mice ended up going with anyway. Amazing.
They don’t go with any question, do they? Maybe it’s been too long since I read it.
Everyone knows 42 is ak-shully 6 times nine. duh.
*SQUEEZES BOGGY* I would love to pway wif BOGGY!
BAD SQUEEZES!
mr. cuddles
not 'posed to be in BOGGY pants!
lets pway "Find BOGGY Broker who will not returned phone calls and STOMP him Game" OK?Hahah! Sowwy BOGGY, I got a little carried away.
Ok, where should we start looking for your Broker? Could he have fallen into the BOG?
NO, BUT HIM WILL! HA! HA! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR!BOGGY’s IRA is been desimated and the outlook for future capital growth is is not indicative of the present nor forward looking indices’s projected combined intrinsic value after amortization and differential charges!
LOOK! THERE HIM IS!Work it out, velvet
Yikes.
I hope somebody smacked him out in the parking lot…
You’re on a roll today, dude.
Hey, you’re like butter ’cause you’re on a roll!
“Ping pong, or as the Chinese say, ping pong.” C. Walken
wacka wacka wacka!
“Hey, Captain.”
“Yes, Mister Moose?”
“Wanna hear a knock-knock joke?”
“Well, I don’t see why not … ”
“Knock-knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Lotta.”
“Lotta who?”
“Lotta ping-pong balls!”
I would have loved to see that guy pelted with ping-pong balls…!
Thanks for the memories, Admiral!
*lotta ping pong balls – - rofl, rofl!*
You are so very welcome, Judy!
Whoa…wow!
i think you’ll find it’s called Whif-Whaf
From Rocky Horror?
Thats a win in my book, he might loose on score but he has the moral victory!
spelling fail (lose) LOL
Nice you are on a roll. Please scorekeeper, add on to Velvet’s total.
When that girly man got in the other guy’s face he should have slammed him.wtf
That kid can DANCE! Not a douchebag. Funny – and talented. Though he sucks at ping pong.
thats the lyon center at USC.. I work out there ahah
HAHAHAHA
LOOK AT THE SCORE
Yeah… funny how he is celebrating… look at the score, though.
Well, he finally scored. It’s alright to celebrate.
Damn! I’m such a dick…
At least Lisa still loves you.
After all these years…
…and millions of tears
After many beers.
something something ears?
and countless jeers?
And hundreds of sneers.
tons of forgotten peers?
And following loneliness fears.
through the rampaging queers
shouting at unhearing ears
…it really endears.
and so receives cheers.
At least from his peers.
And thus the end nears.
Oh, dears.
…an end to quiet my fears.
From the flames of the end, a phoenix-like hope appears.
But it’s not quite here…s?
reply here
As a result of its absence, a pain through my heart sears!
You rang?
… and they will look up and shout “Save us!”
….and I will whisper “No.”
C-C-C- COMBO BREAKER!!!!
finish your beers.
With my hand on your rear.
As i touch your rear
While I touch your rear
reply here
HAHAHAHAHA! Classic!
*bows*
All that and he was losing 10-1. Classic
You know, if you’re confident enough in your masculinity to play ping-pong, you’re definitely confident enough to dance around like a dork for minutes on end. More power to ya, dude!
Of course, I still would’ve liked it if the other guy punched him in the face at the end there.
But you did see the REALLY funny thing, didn’t you?
He had only one point?
*hands aiki a cookie*
Yeah!
*takes cookie and hides behind door nibbling it*
Thanks… I knew I could get one of these fails!
Arguably that being his only point gives him even MORE justification to overreact.
I’ve gotta question, if it’s justified, is OVERreacting?
Over, roger for reacting.
Tower, permission for a flyby dance.
Negatory, repeat, negatory on the one-point dance.
hahaha – sorry Maverick, not this time.
Viper lost sight of the ball when it went below the hard deck, and called “No Joy.” What were you thinking? YOU BROKE ONE OF THE MAJOR RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, MAVERICK!
He was thinking about going ballistic with Penny Benjamin.
She took his breath away.
but it was a very important point. If he didn’t score that point the game would have ended with his loss. That point allowed the game to continue and the other guy has to play until 21 AND has to win by 2.
…the celebrator will likely lose anyway, cause he sucks.
More to the point, if he lost 21-0 he would have to do a nudey run around the table!
Actually they only play to 11.
… No, if one reaches 11 points and is winning by 2, then he/she wins the game. But if the opponent has 10 points, then they start alternating serves (instead of every 2), and they go until someone wins by 2 points. So 12-10 would be one game.
I would have!
Confident enough to wear those shorts too!
Gay…
I don’t think this is a coming out board.
Nope.
*rolls eyes*
*rolls dem bones*
*rolls Nellie back*
WHOA NELLIE!!!
*they see me rolling*
Do they call you I-gor or E-gor?
And what’s with that hump on your back?
What hump?
His lovely lady humps?
Ah… The FailBlog monster is at work again.
Not quite lady humps. It’s from Young Frankenstein.
I know, I was attempting to give you an earworm.
Oh. Realization fail. I didn’t get the earworm. I don’t know the reference.
It’s so he can do the humpty, hump.
Be very happy you don’t know that one!!
Oh dear god…”My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas is a plague upon humanity.
No. You have no idea what an audible plague on humanity is.
I will show you.
.
.
Cause I ain’t no holla-back girl. Its bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
I WILL INCINERATE YOU!!
Christopher!
I will forgive that heinous earworm, in exchange for a smooch.
I feel relieved that I don’t know what the hell Chris is talking about.
I may not survive this incineration, my love, so this may be my last smooch.
SMOOOCHNUZZLEGROPESNOGGROPEAGAINHUGCRYSNOGAGAIN!!!
.
*Stands in front of Dragon, all stoic-like*
I’m ready.
Oh, yeah. Hammykins ONLY, click my link to see the dark “arts” that I speak of. While it is technically work-safe, it isn’t brain safe, exactly.
I think I’ll pass…
You must know what true darkness is, in order to really appreciate the light. In fact, I believe it was Faust who said … oh, right. Incineration.
*Puts on blindfold, trembles slightly*
*pleads for a pardon*
I brought cookies?!
They’re even in a Heart-shared Box.
*Last ditch attempt to replace earworm with a much less offensive one*
*But only succeeds in acquiring a new bukkit for a misspelled “shaped”*
Le sigh.
*SMOOCHES Christopher anyway*
Awwww…
*Just holds Avis tightly, no molestation, just holds her*
Hey Christopher, try my link, this is what you want to say to Dragon.
Assuming of course that it worked.
The link didn’t work, but it is ok. I’m calling it a night. I just wanted to flirt a little more before letting the day end.
OK, second try, maybe THIS will work.
That is awesome. How do you even find these things?
I’m not entirely sure. I probably spend too much time online.
Sooner or later, I just may remedy that.
No, but now I have the damn earworm. Thanks alot, Avis!
Now can ya rent me a car?
Gay’s don’t play ping pong.
*professionally that is
apostrophe fail
And he still can’t dance.
Then he’s no friend of mine.
Missed ya all morning. There wasn’t anyone to keep Christopher from blackmailing me.
*tries fancy dance move, falls flat on the floor*
We can still be friends, right?
Sure we can!
But what makes you think I wouldn’t help Christopher? He and I are Failgaged, you know.
*gulps*
You’re in on it aren’t you?! I knew it was too good to be true!
I’m planning a big ceremony. We need the money for it.
Could have just asked.
*hands over wallet*
You didn’t have to toy with my feelings too.
*sniff*
*hands back wallet*
Don’t worry about it, I’m not gonna take your money! Besides, it looks like Christopher cleaned you out already!
Wanna go to the ceremony?
Sure! I always love happy endings, or rather beginnings!
*bows slightly*
I would be most honoured.
Apparently, according to both tradition and non-verified reports, his momma don’t dance and his daddy don’t rock and roll.
Just sayin’.
What?
Exactly.
I would have thought that you would have pawned your computer for crack money long ago, Nellie. Huh. That’s what I get for assuming.
Nellie, apparently, is jealous. Of which one of us, I’m not sure.
I’m going to assume that he’s jealous of my good fortune. I mean, look at you. Who wouldn’t be? Hell, I’m a little jealous of myself.
Flattery will get YOU (and only you) everywhere!
That is unnecessary. I only need to be one place.
Next to you.
*SMOOCHES Christopher*
You are sooooo sweet!
*kills the moment* ._.
Too late! That moment has come and gone. But I’m sure he and I can find another one. In fact, I know we will.
*Resurrects the moment with the kiss of life*
*Shares moment with Avis*
Mmmm!
Speaking of “Mmmm”, I have some specific kissing to do, sans cherry stem.
*quirks one eyebrow*
Oh, really? This could be fun!
It is your fault for being so addictive. You’re like the old Krispy Kreme donuts: Sweet, hot, and you’d step over your own mother for another minute with one.
haha, you said come…
Actually, it seems that moment has been immortalized here and will be relived by everyone who takes the time to read this (that) far. Which, unfortunately means that Guili will also kill it more than just that once. Damn you Giuli!
“We can like we come from out of this world, leave the real one far behind…”
Am I the only one that got the safety dance reference?
And could use a tan. His legs are ultra-pale!
You would think that being bold enough to wear those shorts he would have at least gotten a tan somewhere!
Tan in a Can is available year-yound and works in minutes!
Doesn’t that turn you orange?
Not if you’re already an Oompa-Loompa.
Yikes! Yt’s ayailable year yound?
from gym neons?
this is who the expression “rad to the power of sick” was invented for. I am totally on his side. I hope he choreographs a loser dance as well.
Yay him!!!
Thank you for “Rad to the power of sick.” I will forever be in your debt.
It’s a dancing contest. Douchebag gets a 10 from the jury.
I was thinking the exact same thing: douchebag win.
Ha! He scored 1 tiny point and BOY is he happy!
This video needed more paddle to the face
Gump jr. there needs to seriously chill out.
Oh yeah. Definitely would have punched him at the end.
I would have laughed.
I would have sipped 1800 and raised my right eyebrow.
I would have joined you, and added an, “Oh, my.”
I’d see your “Oh, my” and raise you a “Gosh!”
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
I’d go for a monocle. I want to look rich!
I would jump in out of time and place with a “Croiky!”
Wasn’t he loosing 10-1 ?
Better than 10-0?
It’s been a while since we played ping pong but I think there’s a rule that if it gets to 11-0 it’s game over. So I can see why he’s happy. Sorta.
I was wondering if there was a ’skunking’ rule.
According to Wiki, table tennis has gone to 11 point games. I think the skunk rule is for informal, basement ping-pong.
So…this game literally goes to eleven? Cool!
Why don’t they just make 10 the loud… errr highest score?
Well….
.
.
.
…this one goes to eleven.
Why not just make it 10?
Think he caught up and won?
With a dance like that… no.
They would have had to call the game if he danced for 2 minutes after every point.
Heh, imagine how long the dance would be if he did that!!
Pedro, you’ve made a good point — now dance.
He’s got canned heat in his heels!
You’re being a bit loose with your “o”s.
After all, loosing is not a option.
loosing? spelling fail.
That should’ve resulted in a penalty.
Or a nice headbutt…
I’m leaning toward a decapitation… it’s all the rage these days…
Bad Overreaction vs good overreaction. Nice.
I like headbutts! I cannot lie.
Were you the one who chopped down that cherry tree?
I did, my axe don’t want none unless you’ve got cherries, hun.
Oh come on, that’s obviously a spoof.
YOU have never met Adam… that is him, 100%
But he’s definitely doing it for the laughs.
Whatever, like you know Mike from Adam.
Red should have just taken a dive at the end, just like any football¹ player.
_____
¹ soccer
There’s no gamboling in table tennis!
But evidently there is quite a bit of strutting.
Do you want capers with your chicken for dinner tonight?
*sighs*
I love a parade!
Although there are some very strict proctors.
There’s no decrying in ping-pong!
when gheys attack.
Ghey lap dance fail!
Are you serious you guys can’t spell gay? if that’s not sad i don’t know what is.
Nah, don’t be sad, it’s a thing. From urbandictionary:
“a derivation of gay meaning lame. meant to be non-offensive to individuals of a homosexual persuasion.”
When a fellow student says “That’s so gay” at my school, I say, “I’m gay. And a merry f*** you to you, as well.” lol.
internet slang realization fail!
sahd
You are not smart are you
I don’t know. He’s got pretty good moves.
And to celebrate so excessively over something so trivial is so lame it comes around the sphere of reality and almost makes it back to cool.
Using that logic, people can justify even the 80s!
That just can’t be allowed to happen…
OMG!
*runs with the 80s and hides them*
Shut your face. The 80s>you.
No fail, win!
Not really win, he’s still losing
(not)-win?
A conundrum!
God Bless Conundrums, and the endless contemplations that they bring!
“Error 10001: Success”
That is the greatest victory for the “sport” of ping pong ever.
first!
wow really…
Epic Fail.
You made one.
only fail I saw was his dance…what decade is that from? 50s?
Did you not stick around to the end? The reason he danced like that was because he got one point… Against someone with ten.
I would think it’s from this decade or the 90s at its oldest. It’s just the outfits that aren’t exactly in this time period.
The reason it was appropriate for him to do that was because he was apparently losing so bad to this guy that he was 1 point away from getting shut out. The excessive celebration was sarcasm, since it was apparent that he was definitely going to lose which is why both his opponent AND EVEN THE JUDGE were both smiling
Really!? OMG no one said that before! Thanks for clearing that up!
I … still think that this qualifies as a fail.
I wholeheartedly agree!
It has gotten to the point where I won’t even consider something a fail until someone elaborates on how it is not a fail.
1. Posts Fail
2. Comments NotFail
3. Safety
4. Thinks Fail
5. ???
6. Profit!
EPIC WIN. I f***ing love the internets.
haha…IN YOUR FACE!
Hey do you guys think it’s ok to eat a crumb cake that’s 10 days past the expiration date?
Is it a expiration date or a best before date
Not sure. Why don’t try it and let us know.
I’ve eaten about half of it now, that’s why I’m curious. It tastes fine but most things that are deadly are odorless and tasteless…
And it doesn’t say whether it’s an expiration or best before date.
I think that’s what got me sick and made me feel so… crummy
If there was a pun fairy, she would knock your teeth out.
Eat the other half at the E.R.
Dr Carter, we need you in Curtain Three.
I’d request Dr. House, personally
It’s not lupis.
*gives Christopher the bukkit*
*Warily eyes bukkit*
*Can appreciate the karmic humor of B-A-N-A-N-A-S in the bucket*
Splormosh!
Its odorless and tasteless? Does it come from Australia and dissolve instantly in liquid?
Is this a Princess Bride reference? I feel like a total Village Idiot for asking, but I haven’t seen that movie for a bit.
They were both poisoned, Harper. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to feeling like a village idiot.
Movie reference win! I haven’t yet ended up like Vizzini thank goodness.
If it does, its mine and you need to send it back!
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ahahahahahahah-
lol the biggest WIN i’ve ever seen… I admire him although I do not envy him.
I agree, it made me laugh for like 5 minutes and I had to watch it again!!!!
Wow, it’s a fail and two wins at the same time.
He knows pong, and he knows dancing, but he seriously doesn’t know when he should dance and when he shouldn’t…
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!
Way to celebrate that one point! Dont let ‘em take the spice out of your life!
I think this is a win! If he had lost that point he would’ve been shut out 11-0. At least he has enough of a sense of humor to take pleasure in the moral victory of winning that single point. And his opponent was clearly amused.
If only this was in Balls of Fury, would’ve made the movie some what more tolerable.
Haha he got served!
He shouldn’t make such a racket about this.
Tennis joke fail
I don’t understand why people think the guy should be punched in the face. You just have to laugh at him for the full on dance routine for getting a point after being smashed by the competition. He was hilarious. (Also, a part of me was hoping for a dance fight, all West Side Story style.)
I get the suspicion the guy entered the tournament just to perform his little dance.
That plot would be most nefarious!
But would explain why he was losing 10-1
That would have been the coolest thing ever!
White men must never dance in public!
It’s because the dance gets mistaken for some kind of seizure.
After seeing that I’m reminded of what my old Grandpappy Rassilon used to say – He who wins shall lose, and he who loses shall win.
Your “Grandpappy Rassilon” is a wise man. Do give him my regards, though the regards of a fool are worth little.
I was waiting for him to trip… and it didnt happen.
Although, pointing is rude.
I was personally waiting for him to trip, then hit his head on the ping pong table.
I kinda wanted the other guy to bounce a ping pong ball off the douchebag’s forehead towards the end there.
I’ve had a ping pong ball hit me in both eyes, my forehead, my nose, and in my mouth before, each on separate serves, of course. My head is a magnet towards those that which may hurt painfully. I’ve gotten used to it.
WIN!!!
Okay, so he’s a fairly good dancer, but dude! It’s just table tennis!
Why is that videos on todays big thing get put on failblog a week or two later?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Now you know why the NFL fines for stuff like this. He was committed to it and that’s what counts.
Poor Sportmanship WTF????
Shouldn’t this be “Sportsmanship Fail”? This is more of a “Excessive Celebration Success”.
Agreed. Without the music, though, it would have been quite awkward, and a total fail. But with musical accompaniment, not bad at all.
I don’t think this is a fail, that’s pretty funny really. He clearly has a sense of humor if he reacted like that despite getting pwned in the face by the other dude XD
A virgin-definatley a virgin…..
Virgins don’t dance like that.
He seems to be celebrating a bit too much for someone who is losing 10-1. The other player is clearly superior and just made a mistake
hahaha 1 point!
i was really mad at him before i saw that, but hes just a sad twat after all…poor him
Dang, he could still whip my butt at ping pong!
Woo, 57.4 wpm
45.8 4 mistakes
Am I the only one that was REALLY hoping he’d slip and fall mid-dance?
Actually, no. But it would not have ruined the end though.
actually, no. but that would spoil the ending, wouldn’t it?
But that was a clear win O_o
Imagine if that was you… shudder-shudder.
The score is a double fail.
Haha, love it
Wish all people did that when celebrating something
I know I do!
My douchebag sense is tingling …
Soak in salt water for 30 minutes.
Ah, that is the exact remedy that I use for canker sores (sp?)!!
Yikes…I regret to inform you…
Harpy’s got heroes (sp?)!!
oh buboes!
I love how the audience is just like WTF?
If you look closely at the score, he is down 10 to 0. So, he didn’t win the match. He simply won one serve.
You don’t say?! I hadn’t noticed!
I expect someone will ask if you’re being sarcastic because your dry tone isn’t coming through clearly enough. err…
…for to do so is human.
Indeed…
That guy was amazing! Presumably he’ll be played by Jim Carrey when they finally get around to making a film about his life.
If anyone thinks this is a fail, they’re wrong. That guy is win. Even if he was winning 10-0 and did that dance after every point, he’d still be win.
Epic Win.
Tenk you veddie much!
Watch the crowd over his left shoulder at about 0:45…
Oh the shame….
Staged. Pathetic.
uh, more like a win!
He’s winning at failing.
*universe implodes*
You’re so dramatic. Didn’t your head explode yesterday?
Are you a regeneration freak?
I’m like the Doctor – how many times I die, I regenerate.
*TARDIS lands*
Doctor who?
Doctor Who.
I’m asking but there’s no response!
Who’s on first!
Who’s on first!
*bukkit?*
Foo’s the worst
Oh oh oh…. I thought of an earworm for you.
‘Two hearts, living in just one mind.
Beating together, t’il the end of time’
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you I need you!
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you’re here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
*runs for cover*
NOOOOOOOOO……
ahhh… bff that was just mean
*walks back with fingers in ears*
HAS HE STOPPED YET?
*screams with tissue in ears*
WHAT!?! CANT HEAR YOU
Don’t worry, that was my worst earworm in my stash. I think. Rest assured, Celine Dion will not haunt your dreams
I think it’s safe now.
not again you mean? *looks up from corner, scared and shaking*
Aw, I feel really bad now. Here, have these cookies to scare Celine away.
ooo cookies! thanks!
You should feel bad. That’s the worst kind of pain that is.
Just don’t give any to Boggy, they make him gassy and his next fart could take out the entire US Eastern coast.
I love Boggy. I want to get my own monster.
You lost me there. Maybe I’m just not hip enough for these new fangled songs. *sigh*
Stacy Q 1986, not so new, very fangled
I’d love to say that helped but it just didn’t!
*hears the sound of Stacy Q, going over her head*
Two hearts forever, one heart alone,
I need to know your love is mine
Two hearts forever, one heart alone,
I won’t let go of you this time.
.
I don’t know any of those other songs.
You don’t know Celine or Phil Collins? Where ya been man?
dont go breakin’ my heart hammykins
You could just take a walk down lonely street to Heartbreak Hotel.
That’s just too heart to handle! *wonders if that was too much of a stretch*
Forget it and move on. Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow…
Be Still My Beating Heart! Is this an earworm war now?
It’s ok. By tomorrow it’ll be over because he’s ‘in and outta love’.
I think I need a bukkit. Unless kasay is a guy. *please let kasay be a guy*
Don’t make me put my head in.
I don’t care. All I want is to have my peace of mind.
Better question, what is someone who knows Celine and Phil doing on the internet??? I thought this thing was for young people!
Correct, my Northerner chum.
Oop, here come the Cybermen.
Cybermen? Nooooo! Runnnn!
*whoosh away in TARDIS*
… Abandoning me with my half-cyberised gf. Nooooes!
If we just put up some existential scaffolding, this wouldn’t happen so much.
I have a bra that might do the trick.
Lingerie FTW!
I don’t know….that is a pretty sweet dance. I’m going to have to call that a WIN!
Indeed
Douchebag? Beg to differ. Look at the scorecard at the end of the video. He was down 10-0 and he’s doing a victory dance because he scored 1 point.
This guy is kind of AWESOME!
I know I do the same thing when I go bowling, except I don’t have his moves and delicious round ass.
Wait, what am I saying?
1:10
it was his first … so he gotta celebrate
I wonder how bad his celebration is gonna be when he finally gets laid. Probably soo extreme that the hooker gets scared and runs away
notice 1:10 is the length of the video? :d
I wonder how much money he got for that from his mates…
Do I smell a comeback?
while he was busy practicing that, the other guy was getting laid.
what a toolbag.
dude, this guy deserves props. i dont see why there is so much hating on this guy.
first of all, he was losing 10-0 before this point, so he’s just having fun about winning possibly his only point of the match.
secondly, he’s a decently good dancer. most people (including most people writing comments here) probably cant dance for shit. and that’s okay. but he can dance better than you. so, shush.
thirdly, he’s making everyone including his opponent laugh.
this is a ping pong fail, but a celebration win.
I think that it actually takes a bit of skill, in terms of both personal security and athletic ability, to play ping pong (or table tennis) like this. We may deny it, but it takes talent to hit any projectile object at that kind of velocity with a tiny little paddle.
you can beat me 10-1… you can anally rape me with a flaming cactus.. but you cant take away my team spirit
Obviously staged. This should not have been allowed, it’s a fake fail.
he is so white (the way he dances)
You’ve obviously never seen me dance. I shame the entire art of dancing.
Yet again, I’m white, even though I am a woman rather than a man. So your point is still somewhat valid.
WOW. Celebrating a single point, that he got on the other guy’s error. This guy’s douchebaggery rating is off the chart. And the chart is pretty effin big my friends. Pree-tt-eey effin big. That score says “celebrate all you want, my penis is still six inches longer than yours.”
WIN WIN WIN !!!
It would have been an OMFGLMFAO if the scorekeeper had deducted a point for his “excessive celebration” dance and only if they flipped the point back to zero while he was looking. But I’ll still give it a LMAO.
Fun stuff.
lol
http://s6.bitefight.com.pt/c.php?uid=63908
Epic Win
Dude does all that (and the music was GENIUS) and then we get the punchline – it was his first point of the game. And not an easy point either.
Another Failblog fail – total WIN
After all that he is loosing 10-1. I guess it is important to celebrate even the small victories.
He’s actually quite good
That’s a total WIN! He’s getting his a%% kicked 1-10. It’s a win for failers everywhere.
1. this almost seems set up
2. is anyone else irritated that 75% of the comments on this and so many other posts have absolutely nothing to do with the picture/video??
OMG hez dancin so dum roflmao!!!!!!!!11!!
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There you go.
I don’t know what else there is to say.
Crap, did I end Failblog??!
Way to go, genius!
*boots Failblog to get it started again*
OOOooo, did it make the cute little startup noise?
It kinda belched…
Uh-oh…
I know…
*hands dilly the safety goggles*
Mein eyes! Ze goggles du nothing!
Better than the alternative, I suppose.
1. more start-ups are occupying a middle ground
2. between a nonprofit venture and a business with a social priority
3. ????
4. There you go.
1. this almost seems set up
2. where’d I go
3. ????
4. PROPHET!!
I grokked your nonprofit venture.
O_o
That Man Is Officialy The Awsomest Guy On Earth. The Guy Beat Him 1-10 And He Still Came Out On Top
TMI: IOTA GO, ET GBH! 1-10…AH, SCOOT.
TIGE G1. 10 AS.
Thank God 1t’s Ass
Why does nobody understand the ultimate superiority of Zorb Fail?!
If it helps, I particularly liked that fail too.
I just tried to watch it, but it’s been removed!
Big inflatable ball mows down ditzy “reporter”. Cameraman tells her to move. Into the path.
Yeah, I’ve seen it before. I just wanted to relive the moment.
Heh, found it. Still on youtube, oddly enough. Clicky.
You are on my shitlist FOREVER.
Oh my God, I’m so sorry! I must have had a paste error. Sorry.
.
This is the real one, I swear on my love and affection for Avis!
Ok, I gave you another chance, and it turned out wonderfully. I was reunited with my Zorb. But you do not even know what evil I was thinking would happen when I clicked that…you are off my list:)
I would never use Avis’ name in vain. Remember that.
I’ll try. But that felt like a new kind of rickroll, the hollaroll.
The hollaroll would be a horrible meme to allow to propogate. Let us never speak of it again, and hope that it never catches on.
*shudders at implications*
DO NOT WANT
to be starting something. It’s too high to get over (yeah, yeah). Too low to get under (yeah, yeah).
Awwwww!
*SMOOCHES Christopher*
*Climbs into bed*
*Rolls pointer finger in “come hither” fashion to Avis,*
*Pulls open bedsheets to allow for her entry*
*Claps off lights*
*follows eagerly*
G’night all!
*giggles in anticipation*
Wait, WHAT???????!
*gets out the smelling salts*
Sure, they can smell, but can they see or hear?
You can find the video on some lesser fail sites.
*pat pat pat*
Ah, the accidental success. How serendipitous!
You, too?!
WHEN I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS…
17?
A young warthog?
The monster is after me, my third nesting fail…anyway
WHEN I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS…
Tick Tock, Click Clock!
This HAS to be fake…..no one is that corny, right?
http://www.eatabigone.wordpress.com
other guy should have punched him
Other guy should have grabbed his boobs
ORIGINALITY FAIL!!
THIS WAS FEATURED ON COLLEGEHUMOR LAST WEEK.
Sadly, so was your mother. I sent a card, I hope she’s ok.
Ability to not comment on any single comment on failblog fail.
Hee! Look who’s butthurt.
Oh, nicely done, dilly!
*curtseys*
hey, anybody know what the name of the song is being played? im pretty sure it’s Q-tip from tribe called quest but dont know the name of the song,as they have so many, already tried “work it out”
if anybody knows please post it thanks
Gryph says: “Tip’s Shuffle” by DJ Topcat
Download his free mashups at djtopcat.googlepages.com.
thank-you
I just happen to like the ‘floppy arms’ routine at the end of the dance. Sorta failicious.
that is gayness win… unfortunately
Too bad my speakers aren’t hooked up yet. I only get the visual which is definitely a failure on my part.
WTH! It’s just ping-pong
This looks like a win to me! How many ping pong champs can dance? Was the song really playing?? In any case, dance like nobody’s watchin’ dude, you got the point!
dat wuz awesum! tolly.
“What a douchebag…”
A douche?
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE DOUCHE!
That was amazing.
Do I believe in love at first sight? Yes. Yes I do.
That’s a win. The guy was losing pretty badly, and he still made the crowd cheer for him. Also, guys dancing like that are hot.
I just… kept wondering when the hell he would stop. o_o
Guy missed a perfect opportunity to knock him out…he was all of three feet away.
why all the negative comments? this guy is an absolute legend
i would have waited around after to shake his hand and i would have been wetting myself if i was his opponent. genius
LOLZOLZOLOLLZOLZOLOLZOLZOLZOLZOLZ
The other person still has 9 more points than him.
I feel like that was staged, just a little bit…If I was the guy in red, I woulda decked blue boy right in his blue balls. But, that’s just me.
That is fully classifiable as a WIN!!!!!
Are You joking, it almost seems like scoring a basket on Yao Ming when you’re 5′4″.
i don´t think this is a fail
it´s just awesome and very funny
i would have done the same if i could dance like that
Red Dwarf!
This should be a win, not a fail.
The score at the end makes all the over the top antics worth it. favorite video so far.
Excessive celebration… by Adam Bobrow. http://www.adambobrow.com
Song: “Tip’s Shuffle” by DJ Topcat.
I really think failblog should give credit to their sources.
omg, that retard should have decked him…. f*cking hell what a way to puss out….
this was definitely on college humor a week ago. not as seen on failblog.org
That is quite possibly the most amazing thing I have ever seen. Not just the dance, but the score after the dance is complete!!
Seriously, this is WIN!
That was HILARIOUS
I’d like to argue that this should be more of a winrar.
Yeah, I think maybe the guy in blue is just happy he wasn’t shut out by the other player. Plus, who knows, maybe the guy in red was being a d-bag in his domination.
is he for real?
Actually, not bad dancing
That was hilarious and GENIUS
wow i would just punch that guy in the face and then kick his nuts
When he got in the other guy’s face, I was screaming at the guy to kick him in the nuts; however, I realized it wasn’t necessary because he was already getting a nut-kick on the scoreboard.
I think this is a loser win! Did you see the score, that was his first point, to ten of the other dude’s.
No… this is wrong, this is over celebration FTW! Because the man has no shame in defeat, and those were some awesome dance moves from a guy so white!
Dude, its ping pong. Even if you were world champion people would laugh at you.
Deck that kid in the f***ing face!!!!!
if I had been that other guy i would have punched him right in the gut.
if they arrested me i could show the video in my defense and there would not be a jury in the world that would convict me.
…He celebrated because he didn’t get bageled? Loser.
And his thighs need a little tanning. >_o
sorry, but this is WIN!
It starts off looking like he’s going to YES.
TIT.
HEY he reminds me of Andrew from The Office.
NWIHAIGRATPB
Douchebag..yes… but all he really wanted was to dance.. just to dance…!!!
lol i love how they zoomed in to the score sheet XD
What a complete jack ass. That is the most unsportsmanlike conduct I have ever seen.
best part about this is that he’s celebrating getting one point when it was 10-0
yeah the music made the entire vid fail. If it was just awkwardly silent with the douche bag dancing it would seem like a way worse fail.
Would be funnier without the music.
ahahahah
ahahhahah
i’d call it “excessive celebration WIN!”
Bad dancing…FTW!
Oh god. That’s at my college….in the PED building. -_-
I don’t think you understand the concept of the word “fail.” He doesn’t fail at excessive celebration; he demonstrates in the video that he’s quite good at excessive celebration. What he fails at is sportsmanship.
Maybe Dr. D. Bag should spend more time practicing his ping-pong than his dance moves
Ooh, I never thought I’d live to see the exotic mating dance of the Gay Pong.
God, I hope he’s american!
When he danced over and got up in his opponent’s face, I was really expecting (hoping for) the guy to deck his sorry ass. How disappointing.
I love this site… but most of you people are so lame.
Just comment on the video and have a discussion about it… is the average age on failblog like 13?
I see an interesting video and I think, ‘ooh, Im curious what others might think of it…’ and I don’t know why I ever bother to click the comments button because its always this childish “first!” and so forth… its just… lame.
of course I don’t mean all of you… just the commentators that seam to carry on entire conversations through a comment board on failblog… I mean seriously…
ok, I’m done ranting – thank you to those who contribute interesting conversation.
….I probably should have picked a newer posting to rave in, oh well.
I think it was a joke between freinds.
“And thus Balls of Fury was born… bets on how long it took him to perfect his happy-dance”?
who the hell hasnt ever done that?
It was a miss. It would have made a mess. It had sufficient mass. It might have hit in Mississippi. But it missed Mississippi. It spared many a Miss, Mrs., Ms., Mr., many mistresses, some minstrels, and would have created many missing persons. There was no mission to muss up its trajectory. Summing up, the mass which would have made a mess, missed, missing Mississippi, sparing misses, Mrs., Ms’s, Mr.’s, misstresses and minstrels, mission to muss trajectory not mounted, no missing persons to report. Until next time.
Hay srs wtf
What does that mean
Wtf
Wtf
Wtf
Wtf
FAIL
Srs DB.
Though it is a true win, he’s still a huge DB.
I’d punch him if he did that to me, tho.
WHAT!?!? THAT IS A WIN!!!!!! he’s tight!!!
It’s actually funny because he’s being stuffed senseless and this is the first point he won..
Rofl, it was 10-1 to the guy in orange when the other guy got the point xD But hey, you gotta treasure the small things in life, right? =]
Reminds me of the Anniversary Fail…
You got to love the way at the very end of the video it shows the score board and the guy that was dancing had just gotten his second point while the other guy had 10 lolz
TURK: What’s the rule on white guys dancing in public?
JD: Not unless you’re gay…
I declare this win
Poor guy.
Pwned !
I only have to say:
my life is a broadway musical ahsuhashauhsuhuhaush
i think i found me a club partner
EPIC WIN
Okay, so he’s happy, but let’s look at the facts:
Dancing for a full 35 seconds after his opponent hits the net — FAIL
Concluding that celebration with an “in your face!” — FAIL
Still pumping his fist after the audience applauds — FAIL
Seeing that it was the first point he scored (against his opponent’s 10) — EPIC FAIL
This is a unique occurance, likely never to be seen again: a COLLOSAL EPIC QUADRUPLE FAIL
You all are envy bitches ;D Nice little bit gay freestyle ;D
I would call that a win because they all clapped when he finished. xD I would just point and laugh. lol
Congratulations, you won a Douchy.
HHAHAHAHA HE WAS LOSING 10-1!!!!
Holy good god, I think I’m in love!
lol With music, it was pretty cool, but to them, without music, it must have been lame…lol
yea,i would have been rotfl if i was there xD,without the music
you got served! haha
gitit?
Anyone know the artist and song in the vid?
at least hes happy about it
The dancing guy acctualy lost 11-1. He is Celebrating his only point
i think its safe to say that it was a WIN
“This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.”
O rly? Screw you, dear Youtube.
agreed, reup video.
Screw you, Viacom.