Comments on: Anniversary Announcement Fail

By: Nyx

Nyx — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 21:20:13 +0000

You’re all stupid(:

There, that’s settled.

By: attorneys

attorneys — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 18:39:50 +0000

ugh, how gross.

By: Xtopher

Xtopher — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:30:07 +0000

And… that means how many years?

By: tim

tim — Thu, 14 May 2009 19:46:03 +0000

nuhtn at all

By: I have H1N1

I have H1N1 — Wed, 06 May 2009 00:48:44 +0000

I’m sure she does. Cheney will be happy.

By: Francisco

Francisco — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:31:04 +0000

… and for many years to come.

By: Evan

Evan — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:02:27 +0000

Omg.I live near here.I think I saw This

By: combuf

combuf — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 03:23:08 +0000

She’s married to Bob, Willy, Peter, Long John and Long John’s Asian brother, Short John.

By: soap

soap — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:46:32 +0000

That’s not a fail, that’s a win!

By: J. Crowley

J. Crowley — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:10:00 +0000

SLUT! SLUT!!!!

By: jen

jen — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 06:25:01 +0000

Crazy! This place is right up the street from my house!!

By: Nolbysprtntodns

Nolbysprtntodns — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:56:38 +0000

I don’t get it. A woman and a man still love each other?

By: missmaelstrom

missmaelstrom — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:10:15 +0000

yep, i definitely saw this in real life on belair rd near the city/county line in baltimore a while ago. i laughed so hard i actually had to drive past it a second time. classic.

By: Failcat

Failcat — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:12:54 +0000

Me too. Or my parents do, anyway. And I went to high school with a chick named Lisa. Hmmmm.

By: christie

christie — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:30:22 +0000

ummm. does anyone have a life here?!
i guess not cuz im here

By: jam

jam — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:40:45 +0000

Aw.. you’re sweet my strategic friend but alas I’m old enough to be your err.. umm… big sister.
*looks hopeful*
I’m taking the drink though.
*stuffs a generous wad of cash in bartender’s shirt pocket*
*walks off with a wink, a salute and a cheeky smile*

By: rebecca

rebecca — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:23:36 +0000

I pass by that sign every day returning from work and I never noticed it saying that! Hahahahaha!

By: jonny

jonny — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:25:00 +0000

i agree! this is more like a win to me.

By: Bassplaya

Bassplaya — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:18:29 +0000

What happens if I use…

By: Bassplaya

Bassplaya — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:17:35 +0000

Haahaha i saw that one coming at the top.

By: Jenrai

Jenrai — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 12:24:16 +0000

*Annexes your virulent world of Alcohol and fail-less fails with a specialist mix of 5 parts napalm to 1 part liquid ammonia sulphate (for that special “WTF is that smell!” afterkick.)

And whilst you’re up all I have Johnny Walker blue, straight up, barkeep.
Better make that a pint.
Of Johnny Blue.

*drops an ice cube in Skwerl’s drink just to see what happens*

By: Strategist

Strategist — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 11:18:52 +0000

I’ll be there to warm you all the time….
*makes flaming sambuca for jam showily*
*slides down bar, keeping flames away from face*
*hands it to jam*
There you go!
*slides back down bar*
Wheeee!

By: grannycatflap

grannycatflap — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 09:24:20 +0000

sorry what sex wee? I mean love juice

By: czuhc

czuhc — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 08:15:49 +0000

Why yes Christopher, well spotted, it IS Captain Haddock, now only known to a few, but come 2011 and Spielberg’s movie “The secret of the Unicorn” and provided that I will still be using the same avatar I will benefit greatly from Haddock’s fame. How’s that for a masterplan?

By: MLD

MLD — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 07:53:04 +0000

Just not the same one she married

By: Father Wolf

Father Wolf — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 05:06:43 +0000

This looks to be from Baltimore, MD

Baltimorons are stupid enuf to do this.

By: BlackJackDouble

BlackJackDouble — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 04:16:48 +0000

for me, that is a win

By: dilettante

dilettante — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 04:15:56 +0000

Psst, Harper, that’s exactly what the troll was asking you to say.

By: M

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:21:02 +0000

It’s a fail because she hasn’t discovered lesbianism.

By: Nichole

Nichole — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:08:18 +0000

sounds like her love goes deep.

By: dingo

dingo — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:02:16 +0000

*Opens door*
*Looks flustered*
*Starts to say something*
*Turns around and closes door*

By: Harper the Village Idiot

Harper the Village Idiot — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:39:51 +0000

*smiles* Just the village idiot, doing her job

By: Harper the Village Idiot

Harper the Village Idiot — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:37:45 +0000

It has to be the taste of genuine cherries, though. Cherry-flavored items are just cheap frauds!

By: Harper the Village Idiot

Harper the Village Idiot — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:36:01 +0000

Godspeed! They fast approach from the trees!

By: Harper the Village Idiot

Harper the Village Idiot — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:34:39 +0000

This just keeps getting more and more exciting!

By: Harper the Village Idiot

Harper the Village Idiot — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:31:40 +0000

Sarah: women can like sex just as much as men. I have met women who like sex even MORE. Stop pretending to be a woman, stop trolling, get off your computer and actually get laid before you start judging the sexual preferences of other people.

By: Sammy

Sammy — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:09:26 +0000

I’m no doctor, but the answer is yes indeedileedoo.

By: Sammy

Sammy — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:01:24 +0000

No, but her phasers were stunning.

By: hammykins/SS/SoM,DotTD

hammykins/SS/SoM,DotTD — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:51:57 +0000

Au contraire, it was an excellent first post. Fairly witty, somewhat dirty, and not at all trollish.
You get an A.

By: Harper the Village Idiot

Harper the Village Idiot — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:47:07 +0000

Sorry. Double comment FAIL!

By: jam

jam — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:40:39 +0000

Noooooooooooo…..
I’m orf!
*scoots off quickly*

By: hammykins/SS/SoM,DotTD

hammykins/SS/SoM,DotTD — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:38:52 +0000

I think someone’s bukkit contains fluffy mackarel pudding…

By: jam

jam — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:38:06 +0000

It would have to contain fish to scare me.

By: Avis

Avis — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:36:31 +0000

Careful, she might just upend a pudding bukkit over your head!

By: Harper the Village Idiot

Harper the Village Idiot — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:35:27 +0000

This could be a SOAP OPERA!

By: Harper the Village Idiot

Harper the Village Idiot — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:33:54 +0000

That sounds like it could be a SOAP OPERA!

By: jam

jam — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:32:59 +0000

I think I’d rather be *FOOOOM*ed than hit with a fish.
*gags*
Besides, that just proves I did none of the above.
*note to self: must try harder – *

By: hammykins/SS/SoM,DotTD

hammykins/SS/SoM,DotTD — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:32:43 +0000

Crap. I just gave myself the biggest earworm ever.

By: Failosophy

Failosophy — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:31:30 +0000

I knew a magic jack once. He wasn’t very nice.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:25:56 +0000

I don’t *FOOOOM!* people who merely piss me off. I only incinerate those who practice wanton ugliness and rampant stupidity, who attempt to foment hatred and who propagate prejudice and idiotic stereotypes.

People who piss me off get *thwacked* by a fish or by rhetoric, and those who really piss me off just get ignored.