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  1. velvet says:

    What’s wrong with women liking sex, huh?

  2. Arthur Eld says:

    Good for her!

  3. tmwwmgkbh says:

    Wouldn’t the alternative be a bad thing? Anniversary WIN.

  4. Martyn says:

    ’tis a bad day for Lesbianism, to be sure!

    • dilettante says:

      True, since every lesbian in the world wanted Lisa and only Lisa, their sexual orientation is questioned by this sign. If only her husband’s name were Vag, we could keep the status quo!

  5. grannycatflap says:

    but she hates balls

  6. jakeoff003 says:

    Rofl gotta love dick

  7. I am taking that as a WIN

  8. NovaFlash says:

    Is this some obscure reference to how long Simpsons has been on the television? If so, rather naughty isn’t it.

  9. Ferocity says:

    I live right up the street from this place. I almost died when I saw that on the sign. I’m so glad someone had a camera and shared!

  10. Sammy says:

    Lisa’s sexual experiments with girls in college was just a phase.

  11. Admiral Apparent says:

    After all these years they are going to tie the knot.

  12. nato0519 says:

    Funny thats my favorite quality in a woman.

  13. Blue2thFairy says:

    After all these years, Lisa still isn’t batting for the other team.

    • jules says:

      *Chants*
      Put Dick in,
      take Dick out.
      Put Dick in,
      take Dick out…

      I love that cheer, one of the best reasons to have a Richard on the team.

      • You've Got Fail says:

        In college there was an intramural team called the Nads.
        The entire point was to cheer them on.

        “Go Nads!
        Go Nads!
        Go Nads!”

        • GuyWithDogs says:

          The way I heard that one was that another team was then called “Off”, so then when they played the cheer was “Go Nads! Beat Off!”

  14. Kim von Klev says:

    Dick is probably the most awesome name ever.

  15. Ana says:

    Hey! I also love Dick after all these years, yet nobody made a sign like this for me! *pouts*

  16. aikiwaza says:

    It’s the new form of ‘See Spot Run’.
    Lisa loves Dick.
    See Dick run.
    Run Dick, run.
    Lisa still loves Dick.

  17. anonymous says:

    How is this a fail?

    His name is Dick. Period.

  18. billusgf says:

    Hey, I live near this fail!

    Time to track down this Lisa…

  19. Strategist says:

    ATTENTION! The bar now has an ordering system! Seeing as there are so many fails that have been flooding FB recently, supply cannot be met with demand. So, I will serve you when I am online, and when I am not, I will hand you your drinks in the next fail. That is the system. Learn it, Live it, Love it.
    .
    Moving on…*puts on bartender outfit*
    *opens bar*
    What would you like? Jam, would you like your regular drink…..?

  20. Zaito says:

    onehundredandsixtysecond!!!!!!!!!11oneelevel

  21. MXer4Life says:

    She still likes dick………from Johnny, Bill, Bob, Alan,……….

  22. EJD says:

    I drive by this place almost daily. They’ve had some real winners on their sign. :-)

  23. i think they did that on purpose :-P

  24. Adidas22205 says:

    This was already posted a long time ago. I am a long term Failblog user ;)

  25. SmexiLexi says:

    wow this is just full REALLY random conversations…… I WANNA JOIN!

  26. francl27 says:

    You guys realize that these aren’t real and there is a website where you can just edit those panels right?

    • missmaelstrom says:

      yep, i definitely saw this in real life on belair rd near the city/county line in baltimore a while ago. i laughed so hard i actually had to drive past it a second time. classic.

  27. Elsie says:

    Dick is an actual name, idiots…Although the sign COULD have said “Lisa and Dick still love each other”

  28. Dick says:

    You only love me for my deli.

  29. Geminate says:

    Whose Dick?

  30. Sonia says:

    *Writes “and scotch” next to “Dick”*

  31. dingo says:

    *Opens door*
    *Looks flustered*
    *Starts to say something*
    *Turns around and closes door*

  32. Nichole says:

    sounds like her love goes deep.

  33. M says:

    It’s a fail because she hasn’t discovered lesbianism.

  34. preston says:

    aww… how sweet that works both ways too. she loves dick and she still loves the dick so it sounds like a happy marriage

  35. for me, that is a win

  36. Father Wolf says:

    This looks to be from Baltimore, MD

    Baltimorons are stupid enuf to do this.

  37. Idiotic Crew Of 1 says:

    seriously, what do they mean by “DICK”?

  38. Noldie says:

    I’ve always wondered about that name..
    … He is such a dick!
    … yes?

  39. MLD says:

    Just not the same one she married :x

  40. Jenrai says:

    *Annexes your virulent world of Alcohol and fail-less fails with a specialist mix of 5 parts napalm to 1 part liquid ammonia sulphate (for that special “WTF is that smell!” afterkick.)

    And whilst you’re up all I have Johnny Walker blue, straight up, barkeep.
    Better make that a pint.
    Of Johnny Blue.

    *drops an ice cube in Skwerl’s drink just to see what happens*

  41. Bassplaya says:

    What happens if I use…

  42. rebecca says:

    I pass by that sign every day returning from work and I never noticed it saying that! Hahahahaha!

  43. christie says:

    ummm. does anyone have a life here?!
    i guess not cuz im here

  44. Nolbysprtntodns says:

    I don’t get it. A woman and a man still love each other?

  45. jen says:

    Crazy! This place is right up the street from my house!!

  46. Tina Nelson says:

    There is nothing wrong with loving dick. ;)

  47. J. Crowley says:

    SLUT! SLUT!!!!

  48. soap says:

    That’s not a fail, that’s a win!

  49. Evan says:

    Omg.I live near here.I think I saw This

  50. Francisco says:

    … and for many years to come.

  51. tpain64 says:

    She must really love dick.

  52. I have H1N1 says:

    I’m sure she does. Cheney will be happy.

  53. fail-fail says:

    That’s not a fail. Dick is short for Richard; Lisa still loves Richard.

  54. Xtopher says:

    And… that means how many years?


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