WTF Extra – Seriously Wicked Fashion Fail
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There’s a run in his stockings at his right knee.
SNAP! All these comments are belong to me!
I think the ‘are’ belonged on a different post, yes?
I was actually paraphrasing ‘all your base are belong to us’.
But I may have changed too many words for it to be considered paraphrasing.
I gotcha.
Don’t worry I got it =)
SNAP! SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!
MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!
And snapping.
Those were be the days!
That’s a wtf if ever I saw one.
I think he lost a bet.
I think he won the game
Are we sure he is not a she? Maybe a very manly women, with bushy eyebrows?
Yay! A women!
A bushy women!
Did he/she lied and people died?
everybody knows someone in that situation , now including the internet
I dunno, his saucy little half-smile is full of pleasure.
Oh! Good point! Perhaps this is an attempt to entice his bi-sexual lover?
Not gonna work in THOSE shoes. *shudders*
Yeah, but that “Live Strong” bracelet might do the trick…bisexual, cross-dressing, Asian men love Lance Armstrong.
omg is that a man or a woman??
i think it looks like kimmy.
Oh
My
God.
((SMOOCH))
Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.
Oh my gosh!
It is just, like, out there.
There is another by the top strap on his right foot.
I just want to know what possessed him to dress like this.
Money…. HAD to have been Money, BIG $$$!
I know, right? The top half looks like he works at Arby’s, and the belt is WAY too high to flatter his waistline. Those fishnets look like he’s just done the walk of shame and are so wrong with those shoes, which don’t even make sense with that outfit. Also, why wear the vinyl tie, does he have an office at Sea World? And that hat does nothing for his eyebrows. AND his lipstick makes him look fat.
Some people around here (looks at the ceiling, whistles a little tune) just have no higher fashion sense…
Exactly what I was thinking! Except the Sea World part. Unless that’s the name of the cathouse where Jessica and Not-Jessica work.
Is Not-Jessica wearing a thong AND boy-shorts? That’ll take longer for the john
to get through.
GASP!! Lipstick can make you look FAT!?
*turns away from everyone*
*surreptitiously wipes off lipstick*
*turns back around nonchalantly*
SB, you look so thin today! Have you been working out?
You noticed! Why THANK YOU!
And someone should tell him to get a pedicure before wearing open toe shoes. Those big toe toenails look a bit thick.
That’s the purple glitter polish you’re seeing.
Oh! Ok. But why purple? Is this one of those Red Hat Society initiation things?
Nah – just good fashion sense
Looks like he’s been on his knees for a while.
ewww….
It totally spoils his image! :O
I see the fail. Hole in the knee.
*grabs comment and flees*
*runs after Mikey D* You get back here with that!
*nabs the moomin*
Were you looking for this?
*nabs the Dragon*
*Realizes the folley of this action and immediately releases dragon*
*Flees sans comment*
*sits on Dragon’s shoulder for best view of the impending FOOOOM!*
RUN CHRIS! Distance is your friend!
*THWACK!!!*
*flattens SB’s hat with spatula!*
*loads SB into skeet thrower*
*waits for Dragon’s signal*
*Would make witty comment, but needs the lung capacity to serpentine effectively*
And you’ve yet to realize the volley of my action.
*dazed and confused*
*finds self loaded in some spring loaded contraption*
ACK! My BEST HAT!
*cries*
What did I do?
*WAILS*
WHAT DID I DO!? WHY ME?
You wiped off the lipstick. The Admiral did not recognize you. He probably thought you were a vermin on his Dragon’s shoulder, perhaps getting ready to do her harm.
*signals*
THWUUUMP!
*watches SB launch high in the air*
You really do know how to make a girl happy, don’t you?
*smoooooch*
*catches SB*
*places him gently on the ground and watches him scurry off into the distance*
*shakes head*
I’d call 2 of the 3 fashion statements a win…
And I would agree.
Gay test: If you noticed the guy in the red outfit first….
I noticed the guy in the dress first.
But, I am a woman, so I don’t really think your theory holds water.
I noticed the, um, other two first.
Yes.
It’s true.
Wicked!
But you are a straight male, so it stands to reason that you would notice the “other two” first. He said “Gay Test”. Not “Gay Man Test”. There are gay women too, and they also would have noticed the “other two” first thing.
Yeah, well, my amplifier still goes to 11.
I noticed the other two first.
Actually, so did I. Hmm.
Hmm.
I thought what the hell is this guy standing
in front of these beautiful women and blocking the view.
Ah Ha! Avis, you prove his theory! A REAL MAN wouldn’t even pause his eyes at the obstruction in front of 2 sexy ladies wearing lingerie, [except maybe to mouse click it to see if it will go away].
Thank you, O Skwerl.
You have hit the crux of the biscuit.
Except for the part where he calls me a man.
*looks at Avis*
*looks at Skwerl*
Wha?
I did NOT!
In fact, if anything, I called you, (by a quite distance inferrence),
NOT a REAL MAN, and thus a REAL WOMAN, (which you are BTW),
due to your admission that your eyes went directly to the WTF GUY!
gosh! don’t be so utterly insecure & sensitive about things!OK?
Girls, girls, stop fighting! You’re both pretty!
Hey! Why thanks!
I definitely noticed Jessica FIRST!
*pat pat* We’re proud of you! Wait here for your cookie.
You have cookies? “I like a cookie”…..
That’s just cause you’re a robot sent from the future to kill her.
Well, yeah, there is that…
All I noticed is that my Avis hadn’t commented yet, and I had no desire to comment without her around. What does that say about me?
volumes, but you should’nt discuss these things in public, son
Father??? You owe 18 years of child support. Cash plzkthxbye
you misunderstanded I meant to say “You’re Fatter than you used to be.”
…Was he in the Village People?
Yes, but only for a short time. He didn’t enjoy being a ‘top’
I’d hit it.
And his left hand looks kind of weird
yeah, his left hand – THAT’s what’s weird.
Asian Confusion.
Age and delusion.
Cage and Illusion
Cagey diffusion
pre-staged exsanguinotransfusion
A vampire allusion.
A damp wire contusion.
A rhyming profusion of illusions of delusions.
Huh? What did I say?
Beige constitution.
light precipitation
white cardiopulmonary resuscitation
And a cooling trend in the evening…
slight amputation
I couldn’t care less about the guy, he can dress any way he wants. All I see is the girl on the right.
His right, or yours?
Left is right, right is wrong. Right?
3 lefts make one right.
it makes a 240 defrees
Stage right, it’s all that’s left.
Chiang Kai-Chic.
Chingada Chic
You’re so sexy when you’re…. um… I forget where I was going with that. You’re always sexy.
It is because of the headset I wear. It was designed by Armani.
But you don’t need any to be even more sexy.
The Armani headset goes great with the Superman underwear. Apparently you’re only an adult from the neck up.
Apparently you are only an innocent girl in your avatar. I would say that you are all woman and all guilty of perverting me.
Pfft. You can’t rape the willing. (20:30?)
But you can give additional ideas to the willing. (20:30)
I’d wear it.
Me too… and “I” would look sexy in it! Snap!
Ok, the one on our right, (let’s call her Not-Jessica) has something odd going on with her head. It doesn’t look like it’s really attached to her neck. Or maybe it’s that the head and body don’t appear to be from the same person.
caked on makeup?
Or photoshopdisaster. One of the two.
A photo taken at the right angle can make it seem like this is the case. Because a photo is a 2D image and we are use to seeing in 3D, it makes the pose seem off. This is because your mind is trying to spatially orient a 2D image into 3D without having all the information available. Combine this with photoshopping and airbrushing the skin which eliminates all natural lighting and shading and your left with this kind of visual artifact.
Or you might need a new monitor
Laptop. And indeed I might. But my computer woes tend to be more about how unbelievably slow mine is.
Therefor making this a photoshopdisaster.
After using the PIXEL-TRON on Not-Jessica I have determined 2 things!
1: You can’t see her nipples through her bra.
2: Her face is either highly made up and airbrushed or Cut & Pasted on.
Her nipples were cut and pasted off.
…Ow.
Where does one paste the nipples to?
They get recycled into pasties for dancers.
Ow ow ow.
You have three?
It’s Master Control Program.
Why is he saluting?
He’s in uniform. He HAS to salute!
Looks like a monster.com ad in the making :/
He’d just look silly if he didn’t.
Hm…. gotta say, this doesn’t look real. The body looks too small, and just generally misproportioned, for that head. Look at the arms, they look like young girl arms.
Could be real, but I’m leaning towards fake.
Keep leaning….more…farther….oops!
You kilter!!
(‘Cept ‘er’s prolly an ‘im, but I couldn’t resist the pun.)
You’re punny that way…
Well, he was off, so now he’s over.
He drinks his beer from a tumbler.
He’s not going to need those rollover minutes.
He goes toppless.
*stumbles out of room*
He’s been working his obliques.
I thought he was going to touche me, but it was just a faint.
If he did, I would have set him back on his heels.
As for me…I’ve already fallen for you.
Now we can lean on each other for support.
Hm… gotta say, I wonder what experience do you have with woman legs (and knees). Where exactly do you go for dating girls?
Generallymisproportionedwithyounggirlarms.com
Well, I’m old enough to be married and have a kid, so I’ve been out of the dating scene awhile, which is kinda my point. Us old folks know what real grown up skin looks like. Those arms ain’t it.
Y’know.. I used to think Tequila was potent… but apparently Sake is beyond that.
You consider this a fail?! Oh.
*leaves to change clothes*
You can leave your clothes here. I am sure somebody here will make good use of them.
omg
I really didnt need to see that.
Oh well. I have a short memory anyway.
The Count does not forget.
Yeah, shouldn’t you hold a grudge for twenty years or something…??
*Assumes Engrish funny voice*
This is rubbery owfit. You no likey?
I rikey!
you go girl! *snap snap*
Am I the only one to think he looks like a chinese version of Ronnie Corbett?
I did notice that actually. Very good looky likey.
Thank GUT.
I thought it was just me. (This isn’t from The Two Ronnies, right?)
As a fully-paid-up Corbette, I concur!
I totally thought the same thing, actually.
It is like the cat caption
what has been seen cannot be unseen
I understand the meaning of that phrase now…..
Not yet you don’t! This is tame considering some of the pics we’ve been subjected to! Of course those were all links, not fail posts.
Click my scarifying link if you dare!
the horror… the horror…
No… the horror is in that other link.
Well, that kid playing guitar has traumatized me forever!
Yikes.
I thought hulk was GREEN!
There were multiple things wrong with THAT picture!
*BIG* fashion fail! Those glasses are *so* 2008…
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the heck!!!
You know its a sad day when: the fashion police are horribly in need of fashion police.
If this is tame then I am faint of heart….
Wow, imagine that. There’s no big “FAIL” in red letters anywhere on the picture, and I can still find the humor.
I have met this man. I chatted with him at a bar in Tokyo during a burlesque show. He brought another leather policewoman outfit in a little rolling suitcase. It was blue.
ure kidding.
er…okay then.I hope you guys didnt have to much leathery fun
ROFLMAO
Definetley a WTF Moment… XD
oh hot dayum.
This instantly reminded me of the army parade costumes our former Defense Minister Flahaut helped to design. (clickie)
hehehe…that is funny stuff
Im seriously loving those dandy red stockings darling….its so haute couture!!!hehehehe
They call her Flamin’ Mamie
She’s the hottest thing in town
When it comes to loving
She’s a human oven
She can really mow ‘um down
Every time she
shimmy
Every time the poor girl shake
Mamie do more damage
Than the San Francisco quake
Mamie loved the fireman
The fireman had to retire
Said he tried the rest
But she’s the best
She’s hotter than Chicago’s fire
Mamie told guitar red
She could love a man
Till he falls dead
She told Cruda Crall, John and Jack
She would love them all
Till she breaks their backs
Mamie loved her way to hell
She loved the devil
And she loved him well
Little devil running up and down the wall
Saying do something daddy
She’s gonna love us all
That’s Kaylani Lei, alright
.
this is crazy WTF!!!
-___- Red is SO not his color.
It’s Ronnie Corbit in drag!!
How dreadful! Somebody tell that poor man that his stockings have a hole in them.
HEY! Its the same guy in the other picture who had his pants pulled down behind all those school girls! I’m positive!
I think he’s very sweet! red chinese communist anyway
maybe its a woman, you cant actually see its a man, he got bushy eyebrows, so what? some women have eyebrows so bushy you cant see her eyes
Let me guess, last night’s loser on RuPaul’s “Drag Race”?
Fail because he forgot to put a tampon!
Jessica Drake and Kaylani Lei if anyone’s wondering.
tap that
I dunno, he does have nice legs….
why is any form of transgender a fail
prejudice of the site owners
thats absurd
That bloke has nicer legs than me.
Asians gone wild!
Nice stockings!
OMG I have same shoes! I’ll never wear them again!
I like the background, to bad this cute red outfit doesn’t match this half-plastic girls…
Pantaloon DDD
Ugggg… So many things wrong… so so many…