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Ok, this time I won’t wash my hands!
Hello, fancy meeting you here. I would shake hands, but, well. . .
Why are you in this gay bar? I’m doing…research. For a book or something.
I’m just feeling happy.
My, what large mushrooms you have!
Try picking it.
might have to tug it a bit though, it’s in there pretty hard.
Stop jerking us around.
Fapulous.
You’ve really got me by the balls here
You’re such a nut job..
Ive got some hobnobs.
Don’t turn the handles too hard, you might bust a nut.
Don’t turn those hobnobs too hard. You might bust a nut.
But it doesn’t make a bit of difference guys! THE BALLS ARE INERT!
If you turn too hard you’ll bust a nut.
This is the only sink I’ve ever seen that would make your hands feel dirtier after hashing them. Irony Win!
its like they had no idea what they did wrong..
Nasty curve on that thang…
overuse maybe?
You bent my wookie!
MY MY, never saw it this way, that’s for sure, thanks for
sharing crazy madman! *In the background of the picture awaiting,
we can hear the Siren AKA “World Crisis Disaster Alert!”*
imagin drinking from that tap LOL
I don’t think this is a fail. It was clearly intended to look like a penis. So, funny–yes; fail–no.
Agreed. It’s more of a win!
Second!
Third! I just remodeled my bathroom. If only I’d been able to find one of these! I’d totally install it just to freak out my grandparents!
If that’s true, then they probably already know you’re a dick.
Either that or you grandma would visit the bathroom surprisingly often, your granddad would become increasingly lonely and end up having an affair with your daughter
Fourth! I want this so badly
HORAY FOR DICK WIN!!!
I don’t know if penis was the intended style.
It could be modeled after a mushroom.
Gullibility win!
I don’t know if penis was the intended style.
It could be modeled after a wilting rocket ship.
no. definitely a penis.
Nope. That is not a mushroom. I’m sure it was designed to look exactly like a penis, so design win… taste fail.
penis shaped mushroom faucet?
A penis shaped mushroom faucet?
I think it’s a win too!
Agreed, this is a design win, a fail no.
a cock and ball story
I’m to dumb to find the right way to comment here. Crazy Chaos! I love it.
I think this is the vanity set Michael Jackson had contracted out custom for the nursery playhouse restroom at Neverland.
Won’t that make your hands dirtier?
Only if you’re racked with catholic guilt.
*Shame*
Frame.
CAME!
Same same
lame
Lame.
Dang! And I gave up meat for Lent!!
I heard the bidet version of that tap leaves a guilty feeling.
*is embarrassed to make a potato reference here.*
*Makes one anyway*
A spudet?
With care and lubrication, the spudet can get you all spud-ready in no time.
So..umm… where might one find the bidet version? You know.. just for, umm, scientific experiments…
I looked at Home Depot. Now I’m banned for life….
Screwfix.com
The funny thing is there is a site called that and it’s not porn.
I think any form of religious guilt will do here.
That’s why I’m an atheist: “guilt free since ‘83!”
I’m a Christian – my guilt was paid for
Oh, and thrown away as well
*High Five*
So you got some jew to pick up the tab? respect.
Dont worry in bout 30 years there wont be any trees so no point in wanting to be a tree coz some brazillian fat guy wil chop u down with a chainsaw and there u stand as an smelly seat a WoW player uses
Nice! (this coming from a Christian) and for the record, he offered!
It was his call.
Picture made from turrisi bar in Sicily
I wish I could make pictures out of bars
Umm.. I can make pictures from pixels! But those are more squarish…
correct my friend… Turrisi Bar in Castelmola… Taormina…
i am from sicily and as soon as i saw that picture i recognised it.. been in that bar.. AND NO ITS NOT A GAY BAR… its quite good actually..
true my friend… Turrisi bar in Castelmola… Taormina… im from taormina and i’ve been there.. as soon as i saw the pic i recognised it..!! and NO ITS NOT A GAY BAR..!!
…and fumbling about your bathroom after you’ve gone suddenly blind.. O___o This actually freakin’ awesome, in my weird book!
lol t hats more of a win, its obviously intentional
HAHAHA IT LOOKS LIEK A PENIS lololol!~!!1
Seriously? I didn’t even notice *goes back to check*
Can’t you see it? It’s a sink.
No no you got it wrong it is a marble counter top.
*looks over jam’s shoulder*
mmm hmmm. Definitely.
*wanders down the hall looking for the vagina sink…*
It’s in Georgia O’Keefe’s bathroom, on the right.
Umm… was that sarcasm?
Sarcasm would never be used on the internet.
Umm… was that sarcasm?
No it wasn’t, people never write sarcasms in blogs.
No.
Umm, was THAT sarcasm?
Umm… you decide!
Live or die make my choice? Red pill blue pill? To be or not to be? SO many decisions. *Rocks back and forth covering his ears*
PENIS!!!!!!!11111
Really now? Figure that out on your own?
No Shit
Seconded. If it’s meant to look phallic, it’s doing a damned good job.
Fifth!
Shift!
Miffed.
Muff.
Drift.
Lift.
Rift.
Sift.
Gift.
Gift.
fail..
The gift that keeps on giving, the self fail. It hurts less when you say it to yourself .
Pffft.
penis!
PINGAS!
Pingus?
Pffft!
Milfed
sniffed
grift
u should use my john to wash ur hands
Ahh… stiffed?
miffed
Shift?
Well, I guess there’s no problem turning it on.
The only problem is you have to wait three hours before you can use it again.
And it never works as long as you would have hoped.
WOMEN!!
Only if you polish it.
It’s a mult-purpose tool. First a water fountain and then after they have their fill, it goes down and washes the hands.
once you’ve turned it on it starts to dribble a bit and then stops until you play with the valve
And to turn it off your twist the knob.
or the balls work too
That always turns me off.
Not to mention being painful.
Or that one’s hot and one’s cold
What, faucets don’t feel pain.
I’ve heard that there is a great deal of pain if you faucet.
That reminds me of a very dirty Norwegian joke:P
are there any clean Norwegan jokes?
only one.
Tell it!
There’s Norway he’s going to do that.
Tibet you he can!
Den mark his words: (see below)
He’s russian to do it, just give him a chance.
If we Greece his wheels, he can get it done sooner.
norfolk and waypal…
Rolf!
i turned the faucet on and thought “eurpopean”, and yesm yes it was
europeam *chuclkles*
Leisel!
Liesel!
Liesel!!!
Why? Does he not appreciate Oslo-brow humor? I’m Bergen-ing to think I might need to start Drammen up support. It’s Trondheim time that Scandinavian humor got the respect it deserves.
POB! Did you just do a pun-run by yourself?!
Stavanger things have happened.
Ukraine carry on if you like.
I know I know… it’s nowhere near!
Not bad, not crete either but well done.
this conversation is spainful
Jesus våkner opp hengende på korset påskemorgen og utbryter: Dette er den jævligste påska jeg har vært med på !
Something about Jesus waking up at Easter?
And lurching off in search of delicious, delicious braaaaaains
Suddenly resurrection is no longer a miracle.
That’s where he rises from the dead, leaves the tomb, and if he sees his shadow, then we have six more weeks of winter, right?
Jesus wakes up hanging on the cross on easter-morning and exclaimes:
This is the fucking worst easter I’ve been on.
Been at, or joined, or attended.
The worst Easter I’ve joined?
!EASTER!
join now or take our free tour!
and then he took up biting his nails
ta dah!
*strikes pose waits for applause…not a sausage*
*is silent, waiting for someone else to laugh first*
*holding it in…*
titter… hee…
*oh, what the hell*
Hahahaha!
Jesus wakes up hanging on the cross on Eastern morning and says: This is the worst Eastern I have ever had!
I think
DAMN! Why didn’t I check all the posts first?
Quality usage of your avatars. I am impressed
Oh nice! You have the joke-telling-Czuhc and the D’oh-Czuhc.
I’ve only been around since your avatar was a house. I like these 2 best, especially the one with a pipe. How do you say your name? I have dubbed you “Chuck” in my book. Is that close?
His name is George.
Wow, Sidhe, you must not be able to read very well. Her name is Fluffy, not Chuck!
observation fail
Thnx for the joke, btw.
I still don’t get how this faucet reminded anyone of the Jesus joke.
Someone said, “you have to wait three hours to use it again.”
Which is making me feel really bad for whoever has to put up with that…
Wait… that didn’t clear anything up!
It made sense when I was following the comments though… weird.
Do I have to spell it out? Jesus came once every three hours every day! It’s all there in the Bible, sheesh.
There are very few clean Norwegians.
This reminds me of a very dirty Norwegian statue.
feel free to check out “vigelandsparken” or “the vigeland park”.
enjoy
Three hours??? What are you, 65??
Scary.
Damn, I need to read the comments.
Three hours? I think someone needs to see a doctor about some blue pills.
Depends on what was done, how it was done, how hard and/or fast it was done, and for how long and on what magnitude it was achieved.
Women can wear men out too, if done right. Hee!
Ha! Excellent.
Just twist the nob
If you get it TOO turned on, then it striaghtens out and starts to spray you in the face.
I’d like to see it striaghten out for myself! It must be interesting!
Do you reckon there’s a ‘Not Drinking Water’ sign?
Don’t imagine they’d need one.
The water of choice for blondes and bimbos.
don’t forget sailors and bishops
Not to forget the Vicar
….And I thought we had problems with hard water now.
… What, no lotion dispenser?
… then there is rubbing the faucet to get the smell of onions of your hands–I don’t think I could do that here.
also, the tap looks a bit like a pecker!
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the “hose” again!
Bwahahaha!!
I’m not sure it’s a fail if they did it on purpose. There’s no freaking way that’s an accident.
Accidental Penis Faucet Explained –
Plumber: Hang on, there’s something funny about the shape of this faucet I just installed…
Owner of restroom: I was just thinking the same thing! It’s a little… lumpy?
Plumber: Do you think there’s been a manufacturing problem?
Owner of restroom: That must be it. Could you take it out again, return it and get me a new one? Or should I just leave it…?
Plumber: Leave it, no one will notice, and see, it works just fine!
*shakes head in exasperation*
But it’s still a fail, because it’s AWFUL.
I was thinking the same thing, you don’t get that sort of detail on accident.
Actually it happens all the time.
It’s on purpose. How daft are you?
Agreed. Definitely Deliberate.
I’m daft.
I hate to break it you all but I suspect that it was done on purpose… therefore not really a fail.
It’s a fail for the people who bought it.
I don’t even think it was bought. Looks more like someone that works with metal handicrafted it for his own personal use… Probably some unresolved issues going on there…
The guy shaped it after his own, so yeah, issues.
I think this all makes it even more of a fail. It is one level of fail when you accidentally get something shaped like a penis, but when it is intentionally shaped like that, you have bigger problems.
No, because it was intentional.
That’s a cocky thing for them to do :/
You don’t for a minute think that this is in someone’s private home, do you?
This HAS to be at some theme bar, or something like that.
This is acutally in my master bathroom
My mistake. So how many people can fit into the shower?
hmm…27. And a dog if someone lifts one of their feet up.
Is it Jewish?!
No, it’s just bent out of shape.
So it is Jewish.
just imagine a Jew coming at you with that thing
THE CLAW!
The claw chooses!
I have one of those!
Do you wash your hands with it too?
If the mood strikes.
Same colo(u)r?
Pretty much. Exept for the green bits, I got rid of those.
Does it always have that bend in it?
Doctor said it was normal.
He just says that to get in your sink.
Get a second opinion. You could catch it on something.
or catch something with it, I find money works best as bait, particularly with the animals you’re after
Hey! jews are people too!
not talking about Jews anymore, get to the right thread bud
I thought that’s what you meant by “…the animals you’re after” since you “find money works best as bait”.
was actually talking about females, can see how you might have misinterpreted it though
females? and here i’ve been wasting my time on the jews..
so money works on females too?
yay!
it works a real charm, so I’ve heard, not having any of my own
*gets up from borrowed wooden box and stretches*
that whole claw thing above was a reference to Borat…sorry if it offended
BTW I’m dating a wonderful Jew
Are you an archaeologist?
yes,
step 1: cut head off
step 2: count the rings
was that a reference to carbon dating and the fact that many Jews were burnt during WWII? bad taste, bad taste
It was indeed a reference to carbon dating, but not to WWII. If she tastes bad, might I suggest a refreshing vinegar rinse?
that would ruin the flavour, maybe some salt
Look like a mushroom as well. Fungal infection?
Oh my!
What nice… erhm… “sink” you got.
Frugal perfection?
Foreskin Inspection.
Snakeskin Injection.
Frugal erection*
*arousal sold separately.
Jeff Smith?
OMG +_+
Clever way to spell your name. You left out the vowels.
It’s ancient Greek lolspeak.
Cool… that rhymed!
Fail. it’s mainly vowels.
I admit, it’s one vowel. Not mainly.
that’s more than half!
simple math fail:
3/2 = 1.5
1 < 1.5
a = 1
b = 1
a = b
a^2 = b^2
a^2 – b^2 = 0
(a-b)(a+b) = 0
(a-b)(a+b)/(a-b) = 0/(a-b)
1(a+b) = 0
(a+b) = 0
1 + 1 = 0
wait… something funny happened when you did (a-b)(a+b)/(a-b)…
a-b = 1-1=0
and a+b = 1+1 = 2
so (2*0)/0= 0/0 oh…. *sucked into a tear in space*
It’s a logic fail.
rofl – love it!
You can’t divide by zero to solve equations, which is what (a-b) is
Got you thinking about it though.
I don’t get ASCII art sometimes.
It’s a Pez dispenser.
Oh, I know I have seen this before, and yes it was done on purpose. lol I think it was for a strip club, or penis museum or something!
There’s a penis museum somewhere?
Want me to give you the tour?
that’s all yours is good for
You’ve got balls of brass asking me that.
just let the idea sink in for awhile.
These puns don’t usually make me laugh, but this one got me for some reason.
Glad to see you got a rise out of it.
I’m pretty sure that’s a WIN.
I’m pretty sure you have terrible taste in bathroom fixtures. That faucet belongs in a box.
If that’s their sink just imagine what their showerhead looks like.
Mama’s got a squeezebox…
I totally agree. That’s an Epic Win for the designer who got it past his/her boss.
Librarian girl
you came and you changed my world
A love so brand new
Librarian girl
I always thought they were the lyrics when I was young!
Mwahaha! The pen-is mightier!
*glares*
*sinks*
*swims*
Waaaiit a minute….
*praying mantis pose*
Stick insect walks past…
Who is this non-staring Retaba, and what have you done with the real Retaba?
I want lick it
When its hot or cold?
Hot of course
Maybe we should feed it to a sponge?
reference win.
Thank you.
*Lets bring in the potato as backup, just in case.*
sorry, i’m a noob. what’s with the potato?
A vicar who “fell” on potato, ergo it ended up in his rectum.
Cry humor and let slip the dogs of lol,
that’s one unfortunate vicar.
Unfortunate… yes. At least he insisted it wasn’t a sex game.
Why of course not. He was simply “hanging the curtains” of course.
(to avoid misunderstandings, the rolleye-guy is not being used in reference to the vicar. How could he have ever been soooo misunderstood?)
*stares into tapioca and pickles bukkit*
…I meant rolleyes was not meant to disparage Arthur’s post…
*plunge*
It’s like being on You Can’t Do That on Television or something…
They’re handy for boiling, mashing, or sticking in a stew. You know, Po-tay-toes.
I’m sooooooo thirsty
*hides behind the sink pretending to be a tap*
I’d tap that.
sink the pink
two in the pink and one in the.. uh.. sink?
Is that even possible?
Who knows, but I wouldn’t wash my hands of it.
LOL!
the rocker, the shocker and the show stopper!
Then just a flopper.
Ben must eat copper.
show us your chopper
harden the f*&k up chopper
this is not a mistake.
It’s a complete fail in taste though.
Ewwww…..Miiiiiikeyyyyyy.
*tastes*
yup
hahahaha
I steal from the best
Nope, but it’s funny as hell.
i don’t get how it failed. thats how it was designed to look. and grow up you lot.
I know you have some pent up agression towards that Australian farmer, but that’s no reason spoil the fun for everyone else.
Some people just don’t realise that Baaaaa means no
It’s New Zealanders that like their sheep. I believe Australians prefer to sodomise their New Zealanders.
Actually, u will find its the Welsh who like their sheep, that’s why they invented big Wellies . New Zealanders like to sodomize their Welsh, who in turn get sodomized by the Australians.
Are there more sheep than people in Wales, like in New Zealand?
Nonono.
Australians ==> koalas
Scotsmen ==> sheep
New Zealanders just tell the jokes about both.
Australia = PHAIL
haha – you’ve obviously never been on the forums…wait…you’ve obviously never been to failblog before this if your telling us to grow up. Besides…anatomy is for adults.
R.Kelly’s house?
Yes, but look at the size of the penis that is being washed here!!!
Gives a whole new meaning to tap-dancing.
Makes potentially painful: Lap-dancing.
It just struck me that the faucet looks like a mantis’s head with a penis on top, which doesn’t make sence of course since mantises are insects.
but they do decapitate the males to get them to ejaculate
So if it was a mammal it would make sense to have a penis on the head?
Clever czuhc, nice! I was always taught that the female mantis eats the head from the male during the mating ritual.
Duh…then I read GCF’s post ^.
I always keep a couple of them handy, if anyone messes with me I just pop their heads off and let the action begin
♪ Please don’t ask me…how I’ve been getting off ♪
When I first saw this, I saw the two black dots and wondered if some one would be able to make something of it. I sure couldn’t at the time.
.
I like your new avatar.
Thirsty? unrine luck!
urine
Are you taking the piss?
its draining I know
Thanks for squirting this thread in though GCF.
didn’t mean to leak that one
You’d bladder control yourself.
if this is in a women’s restroom, this is win
well seeing as though those are a man’s hands in the pic…. doubt it.
FAIL.
Maybe she just has man-hands?
its the only way to tell these days
Madonna has man hands, it could be her
Yeah, but I just get water all over me in the gent’s.
yes, that tap makes it very difficult to direct the flow
i don’t think this is a FAIL, it was obviously designed that way with a context. only the picture might look like a FAIL, but it is too obvious to be something not done in purpose.
I’m sure someone said that already. I could be wrong though.
Does it still count as fail if it’s intentional?
Were YOU intentional?
The vicar insisted he was only installing a new tap!
Then he slipped… fell… and that’s how it happend! NO sex game. And that’s not a smile on his face!
that’s no smile, its a potatoe pout. That tap is the latest techology in potatoe retrieval technology, ergonomically shaped to lower the shock factor
*removes extra technology with potatoe retrieval technology*
The gymnastics involved must be terrifying. I mean, look at that curve.
Viagra Falls
Flomax win!
Hee!
Not a fail if the design was intentional, which it appears that it is since it looks identical to a fallice and not just accidental look-alike.
Your comment is startlingly original and welcome, but what’s a fallice?
It’s a failing phallus. A limp biscuit if you like.
Don’t google it, because I ended up on a archeology page on a 30000 year old phallus that set off a series of pop-ups and eventually I had to shut down my computer. At work.
…I can give you the URL if you want.
its like a cross between a challice and a phallus, looks like a penis that he drinks from.
It’s like a cross between phallus and malice: a dick that will sneak up on you and give you the Evil Eye.
looks you in the eye while probing?
If memory serves me right, Arthur Eld did mention something about a glass eye and an empty socket.
Wow, cool faucet. I cant help but wonder that the drain looks like? LOL
RT
http://www.privacy-center.pro.tc
I saw this online once. I’m not sure it’s Fail-worthy if they MEANT to make it look like that. And honestly, come on! How did they NOT design it that way?
Recidivist! Paranoiac! Philistine!
Hey, I just realized something that no one else could have possibly thought of!
This isn’t a fail because it was designed that way!
I’ll bet you guys feel silly now that I’ve pointed this out. It’s ok though, not everyone can be as smart as me.
you don’t say..!
So you think the fallus design was deliberate??
no way… if only someone had pointed this out sooner..
I’m glad I could help.
I saw that there had already been 230+ comments on this image, but I knew that no one of my keen intellect had pointed this out. I didn’t even have to check the comments, I just knew.
Like I said, I’m really smart.
Also, I’m original.
…and handsome
*bats eyelashes, looks at Dargus admiringly*
And in possession of a large fortune, and in want of a wife.
This is at a baptism, the other skin is the kids head, i know its not but that would be uber fail, if i was so inclined to use a word like said uber but i am not, so i will not.
Wonder what the drain is shaped like…
That is clearly a water cock (= Wasserhahn)
At last, it isn’t a soap dispenser.
It’s actually a Pine Whizz dispenser, but they ran out of Pine Whizz!
PLEXIN!!!!!wtf yo dan plexin brap skilit blud dan ibro dan yo..wtf is that dick shit man yo dan skilit brap plexin bro
I beg of you… let this be sarcasm…
If wit was sh*t, dan ibro would be constipated.
Too late
Jeez, and the only way to clean one of these things is with a McPussy, too…
Ba-dum-tssssh
EPIC WIN!!!
Is it really a “FAIL” if this design was intentional?
The bar where this is from (Italy) is decorated with pensis themed decor throughout.
http://www.turrisibar.it/galleria/index_en.php
Because no one in the whole 300+ comments here has thought about it being intentional.
this could not have been an accident. Therefore, it should not have been a fail but a win
*throws his hands up in frustration*
I give up.
Even if it is on purpose (which it is, I’m sure), It’s still a fail that someone actually turned it on.
even more worrying is that it’s a man who turned it on
The real fail is getting it started…
faucet win IMO
it’s just a Caecilian, see this picture: http://myodysseys.com/pages/Wild%20World/Snakes/DSCN1222%20copy.jpg (btw. it’s not a snake, its an amphib)
win
Fail? Total win. Especially as the ENTIRE SHOP is decked out in this stuff, from the chair legs to the dado rails… funky, freaky shop.
It isnt a fail if it is intentionally made to look like a dick and balls.
… If you’re going to say something obvious, please read the prior comments to make sure it’s original. This repetitiveness is fail.
This isn’t a fail. That was totally designed that way. It’s too atomically actuate to be a mistake like The Little Mermaid movie case cover.
???
Is there doctor in the house? I may need one ‘cos I think I actually understood that comment^.
*Puts cold compress on brow*
so are ur hands really clean after this????
Umm… Win?
Not a fail, I would so buy that.
This would be a WIN in a gay bar, too.
This shouldn’t be labeled as a FAIL. This is a WIN. Awesome faucet… as long as the water runs clear.
the more you wash, the dirtier you become
I think that modeling the sink portion in the likes of a vagina would make this even more win. XD
400TH!!!!!!!!!
It’s only a win if you’re a boy who never quite grew up.
how is that a fail? that is awesome! FTW!
I don’t know if anybody noticed…but it looks like a penis. Did anybody else notice this?
No I don’t notice but now you mention it……..
Jewish use this to make Holy Water
You are the reason I should wash my hands after touching a Christian.
What the hell I want my hand wash with semens OX
Looks refreshing.
Dudes?, I think it’s design is made on purpose.
i guess this one is from a gay building
So do you have to like jerk off the faucet to turn it on? What happens when it’s done… er… cumming?
(BTW I’d hate to see what comes out of the soap dispenser)
hey I get to twist the balls!
not fail
WIN!!!!!!!!
This is a REAL faucet in a penis themed cafe in Taormina, Sicily (that’s in Italy). They have penis themed mirrors, furniture, decorations, bottles, menus, pretty much everything.
It’s hilarious!
And it sits right next to a charming village chapel!!
Can’t wait to see what Interneta pieslÄ“gums thinks of this one…