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I smell smoke…
Where there is smoke… there must be some good looking Velvet.
Thanks for another save.
Thank you, emperor! ((hug))
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So glad to be back after digging out of that snow storm. It’s supposed to be a high of 70 by Saturday.
Where are you at, that you had a snow storm?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! SNOOOOOOOOOW!!!
I had over 3 feet of that nasty white stuff in my yard a coupla months ago.
My condolences, velvet.
Me too, Velvet. We just had 18 inches. Here though, it’s only supposed to be 25F this weekend.
This Thursday and Friday it’s supposed to be in the 50’s. And Saturday we’re supposed to get SNOW. I’m tired of snow. I’m tired of the cold. I’m ready for light breezes. For flowers to start budding. I’m ready to be able to walk outside without shivering.
Amen to that, sister! It’s been so cold here. And grey. And I just tripped over my dog and smacked my head really hard on the wood floor. Ouch. *pity party*
The cold would be sooooo much easier to bear if it weren’t grey. It’s the grey that REALLY gets me.
I FAIL.
I read this and I thought, “The 50s? Thursday and Friday are going back in time?” I guess it’s my fault for reading that book I read, but still.
I FAIL. Like MMT.
Oh, and if you care, MMT = Magical Mystery Tour.
minnesota sucks i hate winter i hate snow ahhhhhh!!!
LOUISIANA:
It snows here every 2-3 years whether you want it to or not!
LOWER NEW ORLEANS AREA:
We received around a foot of snow over here for the first time in about five years I’m guessing. I’ve lived here my whole life and it has only snowed twice. And the first time was more sleet. its supposed to stay in the mid 70sthis whole week. summer here we come. =]
Snow is awesome, I love snow, BUT by March, I am done – time for summer now.
I love how this thread is so totally on topic too.
when is it ever on topic
i believe i have possessed avatars they keep changing on me
Had it a week ago, Toronto is bad for that.
I’m in VA. We usually get rain or ice, but never snow. If we get 6 inches of snow a year it’s a shock to everyone.
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I went to Toronto a few years back for summer vacation. My favorite stops were the Hockey Hall of Fame (I touched the Stanley Cup!) and the Taste of Toronto festival.
Well Stanley touched my cup. It is ok, he is in prison now.
BAD TOUCH!!!
Ya those are some good stops but you should have tried out wonderland and such. Next time you visit let me know I will give you the real good areas to stop. Aside from the obvious CN tower, rogers center, crappy vaugh mills mall (which failed at being the biggest mall in the world). There are many other but like in every city to many to list.
Did Stanley like it as much as you did?
Where do you guy’s live? I’ve had 5 feet of snow outside my window since mid January now. And I love it!!
They make window heaters for those that don’t like it.
It’s true, some like it not.
Some like it knot, with salt and mustard, and a hint of exhaust fumes.
…*POUNCE!! ??
Okay. I finally figured it out.
It won’t post when I have my website in the URI box!
I guess from now on, I go websiteless.
I wonder why that is? It’s not objectionable material.
That’s weird.
Damn, I was going to suggest that last night!
Failblog responded to my email and told me that they’d had to modify their spam filters…I guess they think I’m spam!
*lower lip trembles a bit*
*clamps trembling lips; begins osculating*
Great. Now my whole body is trembling…
*firms up*
*perks!*
SNOGROFHUG!!!
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Is it the name linky or the account?
sorry but did you have the -50 degree temps back in december. if not i would like you to shut up
I said I like snow, not dry ice.
sorry for sounding like an asshole im just still pissed off from that
I understand completely – we had -35 degrees ones, and I thought THAT sucked.
I can’t even emagine -50.
Umm.. Fahrenheit or Celsius?
celcius
-50 Kelvin.
Keep on rankine up the puns guys.
If you’re a careful and diligent engineer, one day you too can have a co-efficient named after you.
(just in case)
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*pops out of secret door built into Mikey’s lighthouse*
SQUEEZE!
Ugh. You don’t compress easily at -50 K. Let’s try again…
SQUEEEEEEEEEEZE!
*activates sprinklers and slides down the icy spiral stairs*
*Wheeeeee!*
That’s binomials a mean feat. It’s a constant slog.
(Thanks for filling in for me, darlin’! ^^)
*smoooch!*
*Looks up and down thread*
Holy Mother! Sorry sweety. I see Dragonwriterwriter and assume it’s you. Of course I should have looked at the picture but the man confoozed me.
*stands in corner with dunce hat on*
The man is confoozling…I can never think straight when I’m around him!
*takes dunce hat off jam*
*offers cookie instead*
once*
bring the bukkit?
I live in London, UK. We hardly ever get snow but when we do the whole city comes to a standstill. We got about a foot of snow in January and it was such a great day. I built an igloo. Woo for me. My wife is from Saskatoon, Canada and they have about 6 foot of snow on the ground for half the year. I would love that but then again I am not used to it, so it always a cool thing for me.
Ah yes! Our February snow days were indeed awesome! I love that UK public transport doesn’t have a clue how to deal with a bit of snow! Rather than working, I went sledging!
I made it to work. How stupid did I feel?
On a scale of 1 to 10? 11!
Where do you work anyway?
Oop North.
Oh silly me and I return the gracious embrace. ((hug))
I smell breakfast!
Bacon you tell what is cooking?
I can sense it, sir. Now sweep away your doubt! It’s bacon time!
It makes sense, burn the kids in the basement right?! WTF! no one has a basement fireplace unless they have a creepy reason…
The fire place must be in the basement..
No, it’s one of those window-unit fireplaces.
Those are hot!
I bought one when I just window shopping.
I will glaze over that comment.
Did it have a sparkle that caught your eye?
I will let you know after I reflect on my performance.
I am sure you were a ray of light on stage.
The audience were beaming with delight.
From any point in the audience you looked radiant.
I was brilliant, I must say.
Yes you sure shown bright.
*kersplotch*
shone**
Just a simple error my Sun.
… with the quick wit of a glacier.
Hee! Defenestrated in one fell swoop.
“Golden lads and girls all must, as chimney-swoopers, come to dust”.
~ Shakespoore
Hee! Decongested in one swell poop!
Sorry, forgot to become the nice captain again.
maybe the snow is over 1 storey high lol
Obviously the smoking room.
Lighten up!
POB’s got a funny sense of humidor.
I am mentally cigar(d) after that.
Are you sure it’s not just a pipe dream?
In my pipe dreams, I hear rings.
…I see paper clips.
Their teenage daughter used to sneak out of the window to party. Problem solved.
No one likes to party with a girl that smells like smoke.
… ‘less it’s a Cinderella cinder block party.
Or unless she’s smokin’ hot.
Or she is really coal.
Ho Ho Ho! Santa has a direct route to her bedroom
LOL
He’s going to find out if she’s been naughty or nice.
Is he checking for STDs?
why would he check for succulent, tenderized deer?
Doesn’t he have his own supply?
Isn’t that the one where she got dism(ember)ed?
We should ash somebody.
Candle you wait a minute.
Now she ducts in and out.
*crawls out of duct*
*SQUEEZE*
I’m not entirely sure what’s happening, but it seemed the right thing to do.
*opens grating in floor and climbs down spiral staircase*
*follows Mikey D down the spiral staircase* *SQUEEZE*
I think it’s ’sneak up on the moomin day’!
Hello stranger, haven’t seen you for a while.
*SQUEEZE*
I was in Florida visiting family. Their internet connection wasn’t very good, and I was drunk on the beach every day.
Has anyone seen my cute little sheep lately?
Oh mr. cuddles, I have some bad news for you.
*pats couch next to him*
Bod told us on Friday he’s touring Germany as an actor in a theatre company for the next three months and wasn’t sure how regular or even if he would be able to get the internet.
He told us on the Load Limit Fail. (clicky)
::gasp::
What am I going to do now?
Dunno.
I’ll miss his little rambles, they were funny.
*SQUEEZE*
*SQUEEZE* At lease I still have my moomin!
There’ll always be moomins. We have a special covenant.
*SQUEEEEEEEEZE!!!*
Woohoo!
*SQUEEZE Dragonwriter*
*SQUEEZE cuddles*
*SQUEEZE Mookie*
I may have to flip straight for the 3 months Bod is gone and steal you from Lou! We can invite Ryannon along for the ride 
Eat, Papa, eat! Nobody likes a skinny Santa.
I’m busy mama!
All he
*reaches for bukkit*
My mouse got click happy… sorry all.
All he’s got to do is put one foot in front of the other…
Because there’s always tomorrow for dreams to come true…
Bumbles bounce!
*Bumblebumblebumbel*
That was fun, let’s do it again!
I always wanted to be a dentist. Who makes toys honestly.
You mean people make toys…dishonestly??
*weeps*
Heard of the toys China makes.
The one’s with the yummy lead paint?
We’re Pb to believe they make some bad ones.
You lead me down the path that comment!
PB? lingo or short form explain. *winces*
Plumbum
I wasn’t calling you names by the way!
Periodically, you’ll have to look things up.
I did urban dictionary has over 100 definitions, even Prison Break shows up in there. That is why I asked, I usually look it up if I don’t think the supplied definition fits I ask.
This comment is gold.
I thought it was just decay.
*notices name*
*great big HUG AND SMOOCH!!!*
*is pretty sure that this won’t show up, but presses “Add comment” anyway*
WOOHOO!!!! The new account worked!!!
*does a little dance of joy*
Yay!
See, told you I didn’t know what was happening.
Now let’s see if it will still work when I add my avatar…
Good luck!
*SQUEEZE*
Au could you say that?
Isotope so!
*is embarassed* Thanks for the hints I never saw them.
Bless Ya! *Pinches Emperor’s cheeks*
Give them back! I don’t want to see his teeth.
Whoopsie! Someone screwed up!
RT
http://www.privacy-center.pro.tc
God, you can’t even run a meth lab without ending up on Failblog these days!
meth odd acting
Fast-acting formula for staying in character?
Tough-actin tinactin for fungus related answers?
Very good!
I think you spelled “inept” wrong…
I know. Silly me.
a meth odd to the madness?
Welcome to the House of Fun!
Better than the House of Pain. That place made me get out of my seat and jump around, jump around, jump up, jump up and get down.
Meth-a-physics
Meth-amatics.
Meth-abolism.
Meth-allurgy
Meth-tallica.
Meth-ological creatures will hopefully be able to post today.
Meth-rology.
Meth’inks’ you’re all mething the point.
What a meth they have made.
Especially after they meth-turbate.
one more sleep till christmas!
There is a method to my madness.
You methodically get it write every time, DW.
I saw them last Thursday. Woop woop.
door meth
The pun here meth be lost on me.
Shh no one recognized your lab until you mentioned it. Now even the serfs know.
Pssh. Those serfs don’t know squat.
They haven’t found out about printed information yet. (as per Family Guy).
Serfs up!
Its too early for them, they have no concept of time.
Crap! I thought I quashed that uprising!
*hangs 10 (serfs)*
*sings*
Everybody’s gone serfin’…
Serfin’ USA!
I shot the serf…
There’s a fine line between serifin’ and sand serifin’.
Omar Serif smoked camels.
Sans filters, sans everything.
That’s methed up.
I’m going to assume the window was put in the wrong place! (Just to be different)
But thats what I was going to say! This is MALARKY!
No, no. It’s just that the wall doesn’t match the fireplace. Simple style/coordination fail.
no, no. i think the chimney was there first its the whole house that was built in the wrong place
Malarky Mark and the Funky Bunch?
boopboop boop boopboop boop, boop…
*jumps on goomba*
*escapes down warp pipe*
what does that even mean???
It means our princess is in another castle.
Or in Brooklyn…(clicky)
LOL!! thats awesome!
You accidenty your tophat and head!
i know i feel so naked, nothing i can do about it right now
A naked grannycatflap?
Not a phrase I ever wanted to encounter
ok fully clothed (on top anyway) sorry about the mental pictures
That avatar is a pretty mental picture anyway
Malarky?
This! is! A RAMBLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
I was lucky I was able to scan through the comments quickly and see that on one else had already posted this, and STILL beat you to posting it! Timing is EVERYTHING!
…and so is GRAMMAR and SPELLING!
No, winning is everything.
Sometimes a tie is everything.
I bow down to your mastery.
I can see right through your tie comment.
It’s green with envy, but not with TV.
Weather or not that is true, we shall see.
They should screen their employees more carefully.
And require them to take a composition test.
it’s not enough to win. Everyone else has to fail miserably for it to be relevant
Guess this gives a new meaning to a fire exit
True, I always exit through windows. I welded my car doors shut and everything.
“And if you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.”
~ Mitch Hedberg
“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. “
So why did they erect one in front of the window?
Because they’re exhibitionists?
i nude you would say that.
Now that’s the naked truth.
that truth is only skin deep.
How tan you know?
Leather it’s true or not doesn’t really matter.
Ae naturel-ly she would know.
FRIST! >:D!!!!
false…
not even close… and stop polishing your pikachu. It’s much too shine already.
yeah right
Could be an austrian breathing-tube.
Out! Out! Bad Wolf! Bad Wolf!!!!
Makes a change I guess from the heat escaping out the house thru the window
It’s beacuse Immigrants do not make great construction workers. This is what happens when we hire lazy people to gaurd the border.
Giant bong WIN!
Ladies and Gentlemen…
…Welcome to Nebraska.
this is for Santa.
If you look really closely, you can see that they actually built a chimney right in the front of a window. Did anybody else notice that?
I bet a fan of “The Sims” built it.
their smoke detector alarm will sound everyday.