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That is a tie WIN.
That shit is hilarious and congratulations on not being gay and writing “FIRST!!!”.
its really funny when, on april fools day, some forecasters wear a green suit
I’d wear a green ski mask, and green face paint everywhere but my hand.
I would too, and then I would stay home and not even go to work.
I’d hide in the bushes and watch my neighbo(u)rs, just to be sure they weren’t trying to kill me, or worse… steal my lawnmower.
I’d hide in your bushes and pay your neighbor’s kid to steal your lawnmower.
I’d be waiting there with tea and biscotti, so we could have something to drink while we wait in the bushes together.
Oooo Cookies!!! When are we doing this?
When you clear your cache:)
How is this a fail? That’s pimp
Oh no!!! Your neighbor decided to destroy your bushes.
Too bad they decided to cut down your bushes instead.
Lol woops sorry, first time commenting.
I would hide in the bushes, thats lame. People pee in those bushes you know.
LOL!
I LOL’d hard.
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahahhahaahahahah
one of my local forecasters does that for halloween.
That’s a horse of a different color.
My producers tell me it’s a moth.
Oooo, reference WIN
LOL good one
Yeah, how come gay people get to say “first” all the time? give the rest of us a chance!!!!
Take time to think why they are gay…got it? Now less qq, mor pewpew.
Take time to think why they are gay…got it? Now go cry, emo kid.
The first humans were evil in gods eyes.
First=evil
Evil acts are sins
evil=sin
Being gay is a sin
sin=gay
By the transitive property,
first=gay
and for wanting to post first,
you=gay
Have a nice day.
Definitely a Tie Win.
And a JasonK win to boot
He’s come a long way to be sure.
*Offers applause to JasonK*
BOGGY patJasonKon head!JasonK
do good! Maybe you not a troll!NAH!u agian
honestly what r u speaking
Oh, hello, Boggy. Haven’t seen you in a long time.
Here, I brought you a bag of trolls from over icanhascgeezburger. I know they taste a bit funny, but they’re cheaper and much easier to get by the bunch.
By the way, have you seen SB? I wonder what he’s at…
He’s at a destination a little up the road from the habitations and the towns we know
Oh… the place we saw the light turn low, by any chance?
Was he with the jigsaw jazz and the get fresh flow?
Two turn tables and a microphone!
stereotype fail.
Unfortunately for you, that stereotype is mere fact, and JasonK did a good job not getting on the bad side of BOGGY.
what does being gay have to do with writing first? oh wait. are you homophobic? because that has something to do with calling things gay
please give me your bank number, i want to give you a 1000 dollars for not posting “first”!
Is it a tie or a win?
comment win
It’s a tie win. Like, when we say ‘This is a garbage can’ we don’t mean it’s either garbage or a can, but a can of garbage. So this makes it a tie of pure win. Or a win of tie. Just go with whatever makes the most sense.
Indeed.
Win of Tie = Tie of Win.
In Thailand, is win
Ah so.
Thai win.
rofl
another comment win
But if it’s a tie, did anyone really win?
it’s a win, but you’re a fail. =D
yes i would say so as well
tie color WIN
if i was a weatherman, i would do this every day
Me too.
Tie WIN
it’s not a win, it’s A TIE
This is like, superwin
is it a superwin or a supertie?
Epic Win! That is the meteorologist for my area. That is a HUGE epic win Yes, he usually is that quircky
I agree. That is tie win, not tie fail.
Win win win! Wear that tie every day!
“You’ve just made YouTube!” Too funny! Too right!
hahahaha what a clown!
(Y)
definate tie win.
probably a spelling fail…
def win!
I concur
I agree
That is a rofl if ever i saw one
penis PENIA
I’m guessing you tried to post something quick, stupid and random, while totally offensive, to achieve a first post place -as many others have tried to.
On top of that, you’ve failed too. You, sir, don’t own one of these AWESOME TIES!
way to put him in his place
I just want to point out that Dack congratulates JasonK for not writing “First”. Apparently “penis PENIA” is ok for him and “First” is not. Strange.
Thank you, Arthur – thank you
And never forget, strangeness is as strangeness does…
People are strange, when you’re a weatherman.
Love is strange, when you play doctor.
People look lovely, when you’re not alone.
Women seem wonderful, when you’re so wanted.
Now tell me, which came first.
This one. Oh the irony.
That doesn’t matter.
are you sure he wasn’t just trying to cover his mistake
penne pasta
Looks like someone shot right through you.
He’s the invisible man. Forgot to cover his chest with clothing or makeup.
It was his heart, and YOU’RE to blame.
You give love a bad name.
A tie of (many) another color.
As seen on TV!!!
Your Tie of another color can be yours now for only… um… how much would it be?
$19.95 of course! Everything on TV is $19.95!
But wait!!! THERE’S MORE!!!!
A matching pocket square?!?!
Because we are making SO MUCH PROFIT on this cheap crap, we’ll give you 2 for the price of one if you act NOW and call within the next 800 days!!!
just call 1-900-TIE-ME-UP
We specialise in poor special effects as well as curious fetishes.
an operator is standing by
Because we’re too cheap to buy them chairs.
*Snort*
Bwahahahaha. Just when I was taking a sip of water! (no kidding)
Snort Count = 1
Make that ‘Snort Count =2′.
Except I was drinking lemonade, bubbles in my nose o.o
win
rofl!
(I’m lucky I wasn’t drinking anything just then.)
BILLY FREAKIN’ MAYS!!!!!
Is this product hawked by Vince or by Billy?
Tough choice, but I’m gonna go with Billy. (Even though my favorite is Elliott from Shop at Home – “Look at that horse!”)
It’ll have to be Billy!
He’s going to look great demo’ing anything “see through”
Imagine his expressions as he shows it off in front of the screen!
All we need is Billy’s choreographed hand motions showing us how we too can look great in one of those ties!
I think they could team up… while Billy is talking about the tie, Vince could come in with his ShamWow pocket square.
I’m wondering if anyone saw Vince’s new commercial! It’s some food chopping device, and I was watching it, when I said out loud, “Oh my God! It’s the ShamWow guy!” as if he was some celebrity. Then again, he is.
You mean… the SLAPCHOP?
Not worth the plastic it’s made from. Trust me.
Plus I think it’s a Streetfighter move.
“Because we can’t do this all day!”
We can’t do this all day…
I want to know how many people would buy the Amazing Chroma Key Tie thinking that it would change color in real life.
Millions bought Hypercolor clothing from the late 80s to the early 90s. It fell out of favor at my school when a poor girl farted in white Hypercolor shorts while doing a math problem on the blackboard.
*SNORK!!*
lmao!
I always thought Hypercolor looked really stupid anyway, but that’s brilliant.
TOTALLY. I would. xD
Win Indeed
failblog is racist ogm.
opanin is idjut ogm.
BOGGY? Batter Up!!
He ate the bat remember? Though he is trying to learn how to make a proper frisbee.
Yeah, I noticed that upon looking back.
Sigh… I know he means well. Plus, he DOES get hungry.
BOGGY? gotta nuther frisbee for ya
OGM? Racist? You haven’t had your coffee yet, have you dear?
that’s my local news channel at home! i know the guy!
amazing.
Kinda like the tie deal
Try this:
a: Turn Off your Monitor,
b: Put you Nose in the Middle of the Screen,
c: With your Eyes closed, Turn ON the Monitor,
d: Keeping your Eyes CLOSED, be very still for at least 1 Full Minute.
e: Then Open your Eyes! (Keeping your nose on the screen)
Everything will appear to be Backwards and the Wrong Color!
This effect will go away in 10-15 Seconds, but it is COOOL as hell!
Works best with a static page or picture on the monitor. You can repeat this over and over.
If it doesn’t work the first time, then probably your nose wasn’t exactly in the center, so try again.
Damn, I’ve been trying to do this for over two hours now! I even got a ruler and measured out the exact center of the monitor several times. I even used three different rulers just to make sure I wasn’t using an inaccurate one.
Now I’m trying to get some of my co-workers to help me out but they just keep giving me weird looks. My boss just looked at me as he walked by and now he’s in the office down the hall talking with his boss, and I think I heard him say my name. I think they’re talking about how I can’t get this simple trick to work.
Please, help me! What could I be doing wrong. I want to see this work so I don’t look like an idiot!
A little info the dude left out!
Those are the CRT Directions!
If it’s a Flat Panel rather than a CRT then you’ll have to
have your eyes like 9.5 mm closer. So then you have
to really push the tip of your nose hard to do that! Hold
the monitor with 2 hands and push, but don’t go and break
anything. You can try it later at a CRT monitor in private.
Or, scan a mirror, duh.
Skwerlly WIN
hahaha that’s awesome! Green screen tie xD
it’s even better for me seeing as that is my local nbc station.
green is an ugly color anyway
why, you have something agaings little green men?
*against
*bukkit*
*Hands over a mop and some shamwows*
SHAMWOW!!
“You’ll be saying WOW every time!”
As in “WOW! This SUCKS!”
*has a set, is disappointed with the product*
I lost my faith in ShamWow when I realized that the coke demonstration is a lie. Between shots, you can see the shape of the puddle change.
I was so disillusioned, I thought I might never trust an infomercial again.
Take a second look at the sweater shot, that is a child’s sweater. ShamWows are not that big. The blue ones work for drying dishes (sorta) and I now use the yellow ones solely as bathmats. Bathmats that after a few washings can be thrown away.
On the subject of phoney demonstrations, I once saw a magnifying glass that apparently magnified letters alot. The glass was attached to some cardboard with writing on it, which it supposedly magnified. Only the letters under the glass were big, the rest were small.
It would probably take less effort to just buy a magnifying glass, rather than go through the trouble of making that.
I know! When I saw the glass, I thought the industry must be pretty desperate to try and con us like that.
I just noticed that if you look at the comment nesting notice, it
says “wont.” Wont is, in fact, a word, but not when you use it to
mean “will not.” Failblog, you have FAILed once more.
Maybe we should make Failblog dunk in the bukkit.
Yeah, good luck with that.
And why would you want to?
Scam-Wow!!!
Scam-Wow!!!!!
I would really like to see disembodied head weather men. It would make it much more entertaining.
When the Green Screen first came out the local weather man would drape himself in a green cloth and do the disembodied head and floating hand thing! He also had a suit that had green (I guess) in the weave that made him disconcertingly ghostly as he marched across the screen.
You mean he wasn’t a floating head? Oh, man! Next time you’ll tell me the cake was a lie, too.
Awesome, and by the way Bob, you’re a legend!
A legend?
HUH?
Where?
Shouldn’t a legend be older?
Well, who am I to complain, tell me more!
Let’s see… you’re also a soul rebel, a wailer… wait a minute, which Bob is this again?
Evidently I am “Skwerlly Bob, The Legend”
That’s what the label says, so it MUST be True!
Hell, this is the internet! Everything is REAL, Always, no sometimes, think it’s me, but you know I know when it’s a dream. I think I know I mean a ‘Yes’ but it’s all wrong, that is I think I agree.
Noone else is in my tree… I mean, it must be high or low. I’ll go ask the plastecine porters with looking glass ties.
Lucy was in the sky with diamonds. She wasn’t in the strawberry fields.
I can see Eleanor Rigby walking up Penny Lane.
I don’t see Eleanor but I see the number 9 bus coming.
I’d better hurry up and catch it… I’ve got a ticket to ride!
But what does she have?
It looks more like a Yellow Submarine. Great, you wait for ages and three arrive at once.
Can it take us to the octopus’ garden?
No but it will get us to the fool on the hill.
Well, not originally. But she followed the long and winding road across the universe.
That was yesterday and only for the benefit of Mr Kite.
It was about A Day in the Life of a Paperback Writer.
I bet he was fixing a hole.
I would just like to mention that my friend gave me the worst earworm ever today. “Don’t stop believing,” by Journey.
“She was just a small town girl
Living in a LOOONELY WOorld
Took a midnight train going AnnYYYwheeeere….”
There’s no reason I should suffer alone.
I’m a newbie. You’re going to have to define ‘earworm’ for me.
earworm: noun. an incredibly annoying song that gets stuck in your head.
An earworm is a song that gets stuck in your head and you can’t get it out.
Really? You couldn’t have been Silent All These Years?
Wow… there’s an echo.
I see now. I had Barbie girl today, thanks to someone’s post in one of the previous fails.
Be warned, we have earworm wars here on a fairly regular basis.
It a way of salvaging the Dangling Conversation.
I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
Where can I find a woman like that
Have another earworm, jam.
Click my name.
Crap.
It’s.
*KERSPLORTCH*
I hope there’s no hole in that bukkit.
I looked at it and accidentally closed my browser trying to make a hasty exit.
Is the bukkit for spelling and/or grammatical errors then? I just want to get the preliminaries out of the way.
Yup. You must spit in the bukkit, which is filled with that food which you find most objectionable.
Pretty much. I am a frequent offender. Welcome to the Machine.
ecckk… fish!
Thanks. It’s good to chat with people who know how to spell. It raises the bar for future conversations.
Hammy, you dunk, not spit. And it’s pudding in the bukkit. Whatever your least favo(u)rite flavor happens to be. Mine is fluffy mackerel pudding with beets and asparagus.
Any time, but remember, even the smallest spelling mistake will need you to do some Bukkit-splorching, ie-dunking your head in it. I’m sorry, but we all have to do it.
Really? I thought “kersplortch” meant spitting. My mistake.
I did wonder about the spit. That’s no real incentive to spell properly as I could spit on fish all day long quite easily.
Now I have egg on my face. At least, I would, if my bukkit was filled with egg pudding.
It’s better than fish egg on your face. *Wonders if the bukkit can be used for upchucks too*
Yup.
I may be wrong, but I believe it can.
I see I’m going to have to be careful with my thoughts from now on. It seems you can read my mind.
The “head & hand” routine was also used on “The Lawence Welk Show” when pianist Jo Ann Castle would play a ragtime song.
Just my thought. I wonder why no forecaster does this regularly. This is so awesome
Well, were you paying attention to the actual weather?
I say win…I wonder if they make it in “Dress Color”.
“Tsss – its hot” lol
The Weatherman and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamtie.
so i wasent high?
No, sorry, that was me.
Stoned cold ninja?
Funky cold Medina?
Apparently, it’s a station for dentists.
OK, I’ll bite… what??
The station’s call letters.
Temporomandibular disorder. I had to google that! Never heard of it. Amazing how much you can learn from failbloging.
It was the “trendy” disorder a few years ago. I knew about 5 people who swore they had it. Bunch of hypochondriacs.
But i really do have it
Ever have aspirations to be a TV weatherman?
Brick Tamland is my god.
LOUD NOISES!
I love lamp.
*Pauses*
WHY IS EVERYBODY SCREAMING?!
Mine dislocates and “pops” on the left side.
I know, TMI.
mine doesnt pop unless i make it but it relieves the pressure in my jaw. TMI?
Temporal McFly Issues
Tie Makes Internet
Timetravel/Mother Issues.
Guys, it’s TMJ. Sorry.
Too many jigawatts?
Idiot. I said that already. I used TMI in reference to the info I shared.
You…you were just USING me??! *cries*
Like Kleenex.
Kleenex was using me, TOO??! *Bawwwwwwwww*
I – I – I’m sorry! I never meant for you to find out like this! It’ll never happen again, I swear!
temporal mandibular joint
How about they just call it Clicking Jaw?
Doesn’t sound expensive enough.
Great to put on your business card though!
FRISK ltd.
Czuhc “Clicking Jaw” Reckab
I hope it will scare off my creditors.
Hahaha
SQUISH
I love at the end when the guy says “I think you just made youtube.” He totally did.
I agree. I lol’d
Fail for videotaping local news. Seriously, who is the dumbass that sits around taping their TV? WOWSERS what a life that dude has.
What, you think that guy is gonna watch this, see your one comment among hundreds, go emo and slash his wrists?
Improbable :B
Probably not, but one can dream!
Let us not forget the greenscreen win.
Ok, fine! I’ll put another damn huge sticker on my car.
that’s all that holds mine together
my favorite one says: ” My Dog Can Hump Your Honor Student “
I think it brings something a little different to the weather forecast and it’s kinda cool. Hope he keeps doing it.
not anywhere near as funny as 3 toilets 1 room
and lol, a toilet is brown rofl that makes me laugh more hard.
A LOCAL DO LINT A MATH ELK STEM A REGARD HUM HO
I’d have to agree!
Cause of peer pressure, baby, if you loved me, you’d do it.
*Still finds Sweethooligan’s avatar disturbing*
BOGGY HATES SCARY EYES MAN!*SQUASH STOMP STOMP SQUISH STOMP!*
Hooray! The Freaky Hershey bug-eyed man is dead!! Long live Boggy!!!
*places a crown atop Boggy’s head*
Oooooooo! BOGGY like shynee Crown Hat! It shinee!*picks up big flat object*
BFF Frind wunt to keeps SCARY EYES MAN? Him broken!I’ll keep him in a frame, to be shown in international art galleries.
BOGGY sines it! BOGGY are can be FAYMUSS!Uummmm, how BOGGY makes "B"?Ah.
Okay, Boggy, take out your slime crayon. Draw a straight line. Then draw two boobies on that line. There, a B!
neber mine BFF Frend, I member, Skwerlly taughted methat "B" is like "boo bees"! HA HA HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!
BOO BEES! HA HA HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!
BOOOO BEEEEES!!! boo bees! Boob Eees!!!
HA HA HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!
BOND! Did you show BOGGY some PORN again!??
Come on BOGGY, back to the FailBOG, bring you bag of trolls.
Hang on.
*THINGS BOGGY SHOULD NOT BE EXPOSED TO*
Cookies – gives gas
Porn – destroys area.
Gotcha.
*peers over nuclear bunker entrance*
Wow, now that’s what I call a wasteland.
*stares at Boggy-laughter obliterated landscape*
I’d love to have the mind of a Failbog monster.
Boggy frund, yoo clicKie for lotz Ov BOO BEES. ha HA hAR!
Thanks jam, but I can’t let him look at that!
Then I’d never be able to get near the screen!
*bookmarks Brian’s Facebook page*
Aw… spoilsport but I understand. Young, impressionable minds and all that.
By the way, jam, have you tried clicking Skwerlly’s name? It’s a pleasant introduction to his FailCompany here.
Skwerlly, let Boggy look at this (clickie). Maybe he wants to build himself one just like it, in the bog.
I did indeed select the aforementioned clickie.
Unfortunately, I’m out of cookies and shiny objects. All I have are BOOBEE pictures. *sigh*
buba likes the transparent tie. buba wants transparent pants.
Buba could get arrested for indecent exposure for wearing transparent pants.
fail
On Faiblog? Someone call the police.
No no, I was answering Buba but it didn’t lol.
That’s weird… my comment didn’t lol either!
LOL
Wisconsin = automatic fail
That’s a win, not a fail. Great clip!
Yes, I imagine that IS where he gets his hair cut.
Oh my God, tha weatherman has a hole in his chest!!!
Somebody help him!!!!
Your typing rank is F-. Now stop telling me what to rank.
It’s too late, all of his blood has already drained out. Why do you think he’s so squishy?
it’s a win!
agreed! EPIC WIN
Nice try, Rick-Rollo, you figured out different email addresses=different avatars.
That’s one hell-of-an-awesome tie O.O
if i were a weatherman, i’d wear that color on purpose. hee.
when i was in elementary school, once a year there was an assembly where the local weatherman came to talk to the school, and explained how the greenscreen worked. he said that when he retired he would wear that color green on his last day so no one could see him.
EPIC TIE WINN!
omg they invented invisible ties xD
He IS the weather! :p
Chameleon win!
If anyone was curious, this is weatherman Scott Steele out of Milwaukee…. just thought I’d let ya’ll know.
That was great. For an encore the guy should show up in a green body suit. Then the viewers would see nothing but his head and maybe his hands. He could be the Channel 4 Weather Head.
so THIS is the technology behind pierce brosnan’s aston martin
What made this funny was I could pronounce all the cities on that map, and I have visited most of them.
Weird I miss milwaukee!
That is funny.
Hollow Man, the Weather Edition.
You can call me nanerpus
Or, b) just don’t call you at all.
I think I’ll choose b.
But surely “just don’t call you at all” is quite a long name?
Better than anything involving pus. He needs to drain that and disinfect.
You think THAT’S a long name…?
Where the hell is everyone, do you think? It’s MONDAY.
The blogmonster is apparently eating Dragon’s comments. Maybe it’s eating others too.
Why? This is disturbing.
I agree, this IS disturbing! But as to why, I am not sure. It would be sad to lose one such as her. I have a few suspicions though.
Entire threads have disappeared lately. It’s curious.
I’m confident the issue will be sorted.
I certainly hope so.
It rocks!
It ores!
It boulders!
American Weather Presenters are ALL complete tools.
Wisconsin is Win.
…the Wunited States of Wamerica.
Ok so, is it a tie or a win?
*Ponders*
All right, we’ll call it a draw.
♫ I’m the invisible man
Claude?
♫ It’s Rains-ing man.
Hallelujah! It’s raining mans.
Incredible how you can see right through me!
116TH!!! YESSSSS I WIN!!
lol, Chroma Keyers FTW!
NO you fail.
this is not a fail. it’s a tie win!!
lol i love the end. “i think i just made youtube.”
And that is why I love Youtube.
that’s what I thought, youtube win
How is that possible?? Some technician prank or something?
Check out how green screens work.
His tie was the same color of the screen behind him, called a green screen.
That will do?
That’ll do pig, that’ll do.
fail.
He was once a mighty weather oracle, but his predictions raised Zeus’ ire, so the mighty god smote him with one of his great thunderbolts, right through the chest. Unfortunately, Zeus decided death was not torture enough for this heathen, so he cursed him to remain alive, forever warning others about the horrors to come, but unable to act on them because of his reduced cardiovascular abilities.
Epic comment
Thanks. Except I just noticed that I used the word “mighty” twice in the same sentence.
Cassandra predicted you’d do that.
Why didn’t she say something?
Well, nobody believed her about that horse.
If only they put up a scene from total recall that made it look like there was a quatto coming out of his chest……sweet.
i SOOOOOO want this tie!!!
if only it would work in real life without the green screen.
haha… totally awesome.
halloweens i would mess around with that… haha, two green circles on my back and belly… make it look like i have a giant hole.
Nobody? Ok, I’ll leave it alone.
balls
yo
That reminds me of the Manliness Fail (roach)
Oh my god! That’s Scott Steel! I’ve met that guy many a time! I can safely say, however, that even though I watch that channel every day of the school year, I’ve never seen him wear a green tie again. Maybe it’s just a summer thing, though. I dont’ actually watch it in the summer…and judging by the fact that the weather he was reporting wasn’t unbearably cold, I can safely assume this is an old video.
By the way, does anybody think he looks like a devil in disguise? I’ve always thought that…especially last summer…which is probably when this was recorded.
I dont know why everyone is hating on this man’s tie, I have that very same tie. I think it is kind of pimp. Well, maybe not in front of a green screen, but it is still a nice tie. Though, I bet he feels dumb LOL
A soulless man has nothing but a whole in his chest where his heart once was.
0_o
Just ignore me.
RESEARCH: SWEAR WORDS ARE MORE EFFECTIVE WHEN TYPED IN CAPITALS
BOO BEES! HA HA HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!
“WE’RE COVERED IN ORANGE!!!!”
DUDE. I want a tie that changes colors like that.
Quick update for those who care: my school, which usually gets a few inches of snow a year, got over a foot of snow last night and it’s awesome. We got a snow day and everything. Trouble is, that same snow meant we had power outages last night and this morning, otherwise I’d have been here with you guys all day. Apparently some idiot, flabbergasted by the amount of snow, plowed into a high-voltage line. Power is back up now, and I’m heading off for a hot meal, but I’ll be back to catch up on the comments and chat. See ya!
That was a win–it was awesome!
This is definatly a win. Everytime I see a damn newsshow I wanted to go with a green shirt and go floating head doc. on their asses!
Btw name is funny cuz Thaiwan and this is a tie win, so Tiewon, and they make lots of ties in Thaiwan!
I slap you. *SLAPO*
Slapo sounds like a 50’s British washing detergent.
SLAPO! – SLAP CLOTHES AND CLEAN THEM!
“Billy Mays here for Slapo! It’ll clean that mess right up. Slapo, and the dirt’s gone!”
Where’s me washboard?
It’s a breakthrough in cloaking technology!
We have a weatherman around here who does that on purpose. He actually has a suitcoat and pants that he had custom made in greenscreen green that he wears on special occasions, so all you see is his face, hands, and part of his shirt.
How traumatising for small children would it be to see a floating head and hands? I mean, that sounds quite freaky.
There, there. The bad man is gone.
First lesson in Television Production 101: the ChromaKey screen is lime green because no one has lime green eyes.
lime green contact lenses – win~!
EPIC THAI WIN. (It must’ve been made in Thailand…)
Because of the USA map? Okey fair enough.
Thats a win! rly!!
Rlyrly?
Yarly!Srsly!
You look different. Have you done something nice with your hair?
Do you like the new hat?
I did but it’s gone again. Hey… are you magic?
Well, I didn’t want to blow the secret… but yes, I am.
I won’t tell anyone. I’m good at keeping secrets.
“i think we just made youtube”
this is why the internet is EPIC
i am a troll
Jeez, how many more of these JasonK clones are there?
Can you count to infinite?
I can! I’m just that smart.
and magic!
That helps too.
Doh! That was a secret wasn’t it? Sorry, I promise to do better next time.
Don’t worry, how wide can the web be anyways?
And how do I shot it?
wide enough to reach around the world
THIS IS SUCH A WIN, ITS A FAIL.
*UNIVERSE COLLAPSES*
Oh noes. =(
Not again!
Well someone must clean up this mess.. *sneaks away*
thats not fail thats epic win. ties like that have been around for a few years and apparently they are working on a full taxido like that.
it works by having lots of small cameras behind you hooked to the tie which is really a large screen which displays whats behind you. i saw a prototype for the suit last year but because it was cloth and not rigid it was distorted horribly by any movement.
I think you are joking but I’m not sure =P
Jumes Bend: now there’s a man who looked good in a taxido.
Kung Fu Panda: now there’s a Jack Black Belt who was skilled in taxido.
Carolus Linnaeus: now there’s a man skilled in taxonomy.
Stouffer’s Frozen Turk: now there’s an Ottoman skilled in taxidermy.
Ummm… no. I don’t think so.
^ obviously needs a good stuffin’
(could lead to vivacious ovoviviparosity)
I seriously doubt it.
cartesian section special delivery, then
My doubts lie (among other things) who you say you are.
You’re wrong, babe. Trust me, he sounds like himself, and I love him.
Has he lost his avatar?
cogito ergo parturition
kisses, birdy, i’m just passing through
licks, dilly, i’m just a dreaming of you
gate, gate, paragate
*still sobbing*
THERE’S my baby.
they have been, but this is no more than a weatherman wearing a green tie while being recorded on a green screen. they then remove all the pixels that are green and place the forecast in. I would expect someone like you who obviously knows about modern technology to know that.
i don’t know about American tv but over here we actually use a large tv screen for weather not a green screen.
though now that i think about it it dose seem more logical than a tie that comes close to if not over $1000.
Oooor he could go for the low-tech option and just wear a lime-green tie.
What’s fun with that? If you can choose doing things the regular way or the really unnecessary but kind of cool way, what’s your choice?
Scott Steele is a Legend!!!
In his own mind.
In his spare time.
In his wrong name.
you’re so vain
… you probably think this is about some other me.
Oh please. We all know you’re just Dilly in disguise. :p
NO U
that, imho, is an epic win.
Imhotep, Chancellor of the King of Egypt, Doctor, First in line after the King of Upper Egypt, Administrator of the Great Palace, Hereditary nobleman, High Priest of Heliopolis, Builder, Chief Carpenter, Chief Sculptor and Maker of Vases in Chief, is just too busy to listen to your “epic win” prattle.
It was a conundrum to Christian Biblical scholarship of prior centuries, who assumed Moses wrote the Hebrew Testament, because that would have meant he wrote of himself the verse, “Moses was the most humble man of the face of the earth.” (Numbers 12:3)
Carlysimonarinthians 1:2–2 “and all were baptized into Moses in the cloud and in the sea”…was he lord of the air and water? I bet he thought the waves were about him, didn’t he, didn’t he?
Yes, in fact you ARE covered in orange today. Sorta’.
If you thought his tie was weird you should have seen his..
Shoes?
Socks!
Garter belt?
Honi soit qui mal y pense.
“You’ve got red on you.”
LAST!
Wow. Way to represent Wisconsin. That’s Milwaukee’s channel 4. TMJ4.
i know right!
Off topic here, but where the hell is Dragon? Why hasn’t she been able to post?
*tries again*
*sob!*
I can see you!! Yay!
*pat pat pat*
^ dragon pity patter
A little feat.
The pitter patter of little feat?
Yup. Pretty sure that’s a win.
Yup. Pretty sure that’s been said already.
Omg the dude r ghost!!! Runzzz!
geh, I want that tie!
A Fail would imply that he didn’t do this on purpose. He did. Chroma-Keying is too finicky too accidentally have a perfectly keyed tie.
I don’t think this is the right place for this. Winblog.org is thataway.
no way, dude that’s a win!
At least the pattern never gets old…
Yeah, but somewhere there’s a painting of the pattern getting more and more decrepit.
Until one sees the other.
Nah, it’ll never happen. Or end in a wilde stabbing.
Gray’s anatomy class (oscarlate or never nethers kiss).
that is SO not a fail, it’s a WIN. How awesome is that?!
LAWLZ!!! I remember when this happened…
You are the shittiest musical except “Starlight Express”.
aerhgeoahetah
There is only one logical explanation for that tie. Jesus Christ has returned, as promised. Unfortunately, the only object of just the right mass to contain His holy goodness without exploding into the fourth dimension is a tie. His tie. On TV. And, since He’d like to remind everyone that His rainbow was a promise to never annihilate the Earth again*, the Tie displays many colors. It’s not rocket science.
.
*Note: …by water. But, since we humans are so good at apocalypses, I’m sure He can think of something. Ain’t that right, Jesus?
“You bet, Wyde. Ooh, and I got a plague of locusts with your name on it!”
Aww, that’s so nice of you; my very own plague! You’re the best, Jesus!
“I know, right?”
…Yes?
“Nah, just kidding. Except for the apocalypse. That shit’s goin’ down nomattawhat. Well, see ya soon, Wyde. Real soon. Christ out.”
Jesus Christ everybody!
*round of applause*
*doubts Wyde’s precognitive abilities*
He did the brown acid, clearly.
ROFLSNORT!
I have underwear like that.
To make it even more of a win, he should wear all green clothes, put on green facepaint and dye his hair green.
Is if a fail because the suit doesn’t match the tie?? or what?
omg, his tie is a vampire!
he meant to wear this… tie.
The entire comment section for this post is clearly FTW!!
I consider it a WIN too.
This is hilarious.
I read some porn on a similar topic once…
That was actually pretty cool. This should inspire a meteorologist to wear a green suit. Tie Win! (Future green suit win?)
What is the Cone of Silence?
omg, how is this a fail? this is an epic win!
ah, the effects of green/blue screen
wtf why do these things keep happening in my area :O
I always miss out
VCR Fail. Doesn’t anyone know how to record stuff that’s on TV anymore?
Milwaukee WIN!
That’s why I always tell the guys & gals at my station to test the green they have BEFORE going on-air.
Weathermen should have full suits of green.
especially on april fools day
LOL XD
That’s a win for sure…
I’d say it’s a chroma key+tie win.
THATS A WIN
lol thats my local news..
It certainly is more win than a regular green tie
lmao this should be a win
w00t wisconsin
he is serious, and don’t call him surely.
HE HAZ A HOLE IN HIS CHEST! and I like the idea of wearing a green suit on April Fools day. I’ll have to watch that.
Hey! That’s my local TV station! Go TMJ 4!!!
WIN!!!!
MA QUESTO E’ CACCAMO DI MAI DIRE GOL!!! xD
HA… go figure. I’m from Milwaukee and our morning news shows do stupid stuff often. I miss Scott Steele (the weather guy shown) on Channel 6 though. He used to do weather with his dog, Spunky.
spunky was AWSOME!!
Green screen for the win.
If I ever get a job like this, I’ll wear that tie every day.
that is a kick ass tie
“Dude, you just made Youtube!”
perhaps the poor man has a hole where his tie sits… ;(
WOW THIS GUY’S A REAL PRO HAH
I say accidental win.
Wore the tie by accident? Fail.
Wore the tie on purpose? I say, EPIC WIN!
I want a green screen tie…
lol… That’s kind of awsome… Sad that he doesn’t notice, but awsome none the less…
Get that man to a paramedic quick! He has a whole the size of a tie and he isn’t going to be getting any un-hollier.
WTG Milwaukee! I watch that channel all the time. I’ve actually met the guy at one of the local malls.
This seriously is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its such a great idea!
Scott Steele on Channel 4 in Milwaukee, realllll winner.
There is so many funny shit here that I can’t even pick just one to comment. So I won’t.
thats cool
Color Changing wins, Reporter 2x fails XD.
F
testing
can I get this to work?
testing?
last time on this page:
TESTING!
OMG. thats scott steele. he’s awesome!
I gotta get one of those!
Holy shit, another tidbit of milwaukees newscasters on failblog. yay for winning color combo ya genius /sarcasm
i think that tie kicks ass to be honest.
Yop, some cameras don’t take greeb or blue colors
Total epic win
That’s more of a win than a fail
WIN!