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I like the colour coding for number ones and number twos.
i thought it was racism coming back full swing…
de blakc 1 iz 2 taek an krap in2, de whiet 1nes R 2 piz in2 lul
can you explain that again? I’m still so confused about what to do…
I wasn’t confused until I read that. Now I don’t know what I was on about.
I like that I only see one roll of toilet paper, and it’s almost gone.
For the larger board meetings, the bassin can be used as a spare.
No, I’m not angry, I’m just…umph…using the…krrr…extra… rghh…toilet. VERMICELLIS!
PIETJE DE DOOD
Pietje de D…??? Uncanny! What…? How…? Who…?
The white ones are on one wall, and the brown one is on another wall. This is clearly an act of black suppremisists.
everybody poops… at the same time…
I saw public restroom with 2 toilets in Minnesota. when I was a kid I always thought that it was because kids (like one of my friends) would want company in the bathroom…..so you might as well go too.
plz insert cookie 2 contineue
Okay. (6)
*inserts cookie*
*Sonucais dies*
this toilet is probably made for women.
maybe it has a permanent air freshener or sth
Nicest prison bathroom ever!
*The coocie is inert*
I would totally crap in the brown one. You’d never see the streaks
Don’t you mean insert dookie? It is a toilet, after all.
Where’s Boggy when you need him? This is a no-lolspeak-zone. Try ICanHasCheezBurger. They’ll love you there.
Hoo calls BOGGY?BOGGY want to pway!
Sonucais is all yours Boggy! Have fun!
yay paly tiem
Wheeeeeee! CanSonucaisFLY? Wheeeeee!*throws Sonucais a few hundred yards straight up*
UH OH! Him not can FLY!*watches Sonucais fall a few hundred yards straight down*
Sonucais
all Brokened!*Walks Away*dont worry about it boggy
BOGGY throw troll GOOD!!!
*hands BOGGY Babe Ruth autographed baseball bat*
This fun too
oh i am ded
Mmmmmmmm! Tank sue Nellie! BOGGY hungy!*Munch MUNCH munch*
Babe Ruth Stale!*STOMPS Sonucais FLATTER*
BOGGY gots Frizzbee!Hoo wanna pway ketch Fribbee wif BOGGY?
Is your Frisbee currently stomped flat? it won’t fly well until you curve it a little.
*jams gloppy fist into middle of Sonucais*
*shows aikiwaza*
BOGGY FIX!Very good Boggy…. but ah… it’s to big for me to play catch with.
Good work Boggy, I hope you enjoyed your new toy. I’ll make sure I feend you new trolls regularly. We don’t want you getting bored now do we?!
Damn, nothing in here remotely close to that. Wow, he discovered a whole
new dialect of gibberish.
damn, apparently you can’t use ” in replying…I am so
embarrassed.
You know, a preview button would be nice about now.
grrrr
I’m a goin to go away now….
fyi, t6his is NOT ICHC.Just because it’s a sister site, doesnt mean its the sane place.
LANGUAGE FAIL
I disagree. It’s much more sane than ICHC.
ok sry that was a typo. i meant same.
me fail!
Actually, this IS the sane place. Comparatively.
*grabs misplaced ‘n’ and replaces with an ‘m’*
There… not the same place…
*reconsiders and puts the ‘n’ back and replaces ‘the’ with ‘a’*
take that 6 out of the “this” too
I kinda liked it there.
*takes the 6 from willdog, puts it into ‘pack o’ unused characters’*
i never took it out. i told you to
Oh…
*takes the 6, hands it to willdog then points people back to previous post*
There. Now since that is settled…
thank you. truce?
Easily done. I was never upset. That takes quite a bit.
ok cool. btw ur avatar is awesome. I loved calvin and hobbes
thank you for understanding i have typo issues
no lolspeak here please
oh you sound so official what are you a mod oh i am gonna be banned oooooooh i am sooo sorry, please don’t ban me i beg you
/sarcasm
SO… …how’s school going?
Dumb-ass.
Jesus Christ, shut up.
oh wait you
areJesusSeparate but equal WIN!!!
lol wait… i guess thats not funny
Think they’re tryin to tell us somethin?
People pee twice as much as they poo?
thought u were trying to show a new way to say ‘first!11oneeleven’.
Actually the brown one looks like it’s for peeing only…there’s no seat.
Or stunt pooing? You have to strike a pose as there’s no seat?
Or maybe the toilet used to be white, but turned brown after a lot of
stunt pooing.
Maybe there are three for those habitual toilet cloggers?
This way they can split the load.
I think it’s for playing “musical chairs” in a new way.
Multiple Options WIN!
pick a toilet fail
Reconsidering… perhaps “musical stools”?
*applauds*
*decides not to have breakfast after all*
Lm freaking ao
*hands Arthur & Mikey kazoos*
*tootles melodiously*
I love kazoos.
I’m not sure it was supposed to go THERE!!!
*looks up, hands behind back*
No?
Hee!
*tootles melodiously*
I love kazoos.
Thankyou!
Again? Jeez…
No such thing as too much kazoo.
Yer welcome Mikey!
I think they forgot a green one
You think? The brown one doesn’t seem to have a seat, but the white ones do.
only 1 toilet has toilet paper.
only 1 toilet paper has toilet.
in soviet russia, you poo in the paper, and the toilet wipes you
Maybe there’s a number 3 none of us are aware of.
Ah, the third toilet must be for safety?
Or vomitting?
Thanks. Now I have an image of 3 guys in there, one diddling on the rim, one pooing from a great height and now one on his knees barfing into the bowl.
And none of them have any bog roll!
Eckkk…
Well, you will ask these questions.
That’s clearly catering for people after a night out of beer and curry. My last such excursion warranted the use of at least five toilets. It was not a pretty sight.
Thanks for sharing that! *walks away looking for brain bleach*
Or some “mental floss”
I didn’t ask a question but you’re right; I just wasn’t prepared for the vivid image.
I thought it was taking a long time for that to be pointed out. How come this just appeared? It’s possibly the least offensive message on the entire fail!
The blogmoster has already eaten some of my posts for breakfast.
Um… the blogwhat?
I can be offensive if you’d rather.
*Assumes an Engrish Funny voice*
Fa yoo sar, I affend lang time. Wan dolla par insalt.
*turns green*
*Needs another thread to SMOOOOCH! Avis in*
Indeed!
It’s Mark Renton’s bathroom.
One for urine, one for feces, one for vomitus.
number 3 is breaking the toillet, so that would’s be a good idea, imagine if you would do a number 15.5 of something:o
you’re quite right, there is a number three, and four too
Number 1 – Taking a Pee
Number 2 – Having a Poo
Number 3 – Chucking your guts up
Number 4 – Having a crafty w*nk
I’m full of useless information me…
I’ve actually been in a couple of public restrooms like this. Freaks me out.
Ah, you must mean prision.
or school…
basically the same thing, except at school they let you leave early if youre sick..sometimes
i wonder what kind of conversation you would have in there
omg… that is just wow. You made me snicker
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now! Or…..when you gotta go you gotta go…Or may-be it was just their time to go…..The pun’s are endless…. Oh crap, gotta run’s!
the yellow bucket is for number 1 and the toliet is for number 2
hahahaha you have white pee?
your pee is white????
First…how come the whites get 2 toilets? i keed i keed
LOL!! that would be an entirely new level of awkward
pisspots only
Have none of you ever had children? *facepalm*
This is likely a restroom in a Day Care, probably for the 2-3 year olds. Big brown potty for the little boys to stand at and the white ones for the little girls or for pooping. The teacher can supervise 3-5 kids at once during the potty break prior to nap time.
What kind of sick nursery did you attend?
hi
pi?
mi pi?In one of the white toilets Boggy. Your choice.
why?
*sigh*
cry
bye!
why?
oh my.
Fly *zip*
*Pass, Pass*
High?
Skwerlly…your fly!
DIE!!
Reminds me of the “love toilet” on SNL…but apparently this one is for threesomes.
Co-ed?
oh wait there’s three.
Why? Just why? =|
I think the just felt like doing it and wanted to see what would happen.
That’s why the camera was in there.
Must have been a crazy party…someone left their lampshade on the back of the toilet.
Is this a family bathroom?
How many people GO as a family?
The Pedophillic Dad
The Cougar Mom
and the unexpected innocent Child
The Manson Family bathroom.
At least they shouldn’t have to worry about cleaning the brown one as much….
Yeah.. one of those families who watch tv in private and get togheter later to take a crap.
Quite common in Asia.
what what? in the butt!
wut
Wow…random but hilarious insider… I had trouble pausing my laughter to type this…
the brown one doesn’t have a lid to sit on…how do you poop with no place to sit?
Contrary to the color, this is a pee only pot.
ohh…ok
That brown one is for males only to pee in – notice it’s wider to allow for better aim?
I’ve got news for you binda, the hole could be as wide as the Grand Canyon and we’d still manage to dribble on the rim.
ewwww…
but it’s the truth
I have an immaculate method I’m willing to divulge, for some internets.
Hmm… Does your avatar reveal the method?
position maybe?
men should take a step closer to the toilet, cause it’s not as big as they think…
so YOU say…
No, your dick’s just not as big as you think. PWND!
Binda, there’s no seat on the brown one, of course it’s for guys.
I love the ONE roll of toilet paper on the back of the toilet. Just pass it to a friend when you’re done with it.
*wipe, wipe, pass*
That gives a new meaning to “sloppy seconds” that is even worse than the original.
*dribble, dribble, piss*
I think you’ve got it backwards…
…unless you have prostate problems.
Besides the potato?
But it’s going downwards…
“Excuse me, can I have the sports page?”
“Sure.” *passes* “Can you give me the toilet paper, please?”
Sure
*looks*
My god…
NO TOILET PAPER!
*grabs back for the sports page*
But I need something!
Take the business section! That’s already full of sh*t.
I object! I might need the share prices.
Wait until it’s dry, scratch it off, read it.
scratch and sniff?
I think I might need to ask Mikey D which toliet is for vomitting.
*turns a shade of green*
Is it going to be chunky or fluid?
I had pasta for lunch so probably… *makes a run for it*
I’d use the yellow basket, it’ll act as a strainer.
Too late.
Gah! We have these toilet regulations for a reason. I don’t know what they are though.
Oh… Are they written somewhere for review?
Probably on the underside of the seat.
With the bubblegum?
some of the news today is just crap
ok. 3 toilets, 1 sink, and only 1 visible roll of toilet paper…
furthermore, i just noticed the brown toilet doesn’t have a lid so it really shouldn’t be used for #2
How else would you keep your monopoly game going?
I want the dog token.
talking of color coded segregation, look at the toilet they provide for asians… top left. not nice.
Ah. Toilet humour.
nice pun.
3 toilets but only 1 sink, what if they all need to use that at the same time?
You’re assuming they wash after…
oh good! no soap either
privacy/hygiene fail is more appropriate
What if one of the three has a real smelly one the poor other people.
My comma failed. Please add it between one and the.
Your question mark and capitalization of the t also failed.
*grammar police: out*
and the first toilet doesn’t apparently have any visible way to flush it
That’s not a sink, it’s a urinal for really tall people.
oh. unpleasant picture.
So would the bath tub be for fat people?
The fact that they share the same basic shape as a feeding trough may be a clue.
I just love how the tiles on the floor come in as many colors as the toilets do… keep to ur area
*wipe, wipe* oh darn the 1 roll of tp is gone. well you guys are screwed, see you later!
reminds me of an old elementary school song.
if you’re sitting on the john
and the toilet paper’s gone
be a man
use your hand!
please ignore the massive lack of proper punctuation
one of the best fails evar!
Peter Serafinowicz gave us a mention on his twitter today!
(if you don’t know who he is, shame on you!)
did he bring his double sided lightsaber?
(if you don’t get that, shame on you!)
I get it
He’s currently preparing the shipping forecast, also.
(if you don’t get that… etc. etc.)
I’m always intrigued by “Channel Lightvessel Automatic”.
He has a most excellent voice. What did he say?
Darn tootin’. Makes me all weak at the knees!
He said three pics on the failblog front page really made him laugh today. (The toilets, tattoo and cat food).
Thankyou
The voice is up there with Shaggy’s and the bald bloke from Aqua.
Ye gods…it really makes me wonder sometimes just who is out there reading our comments!
I see what you mean about the blogmoster having eaten your comments. This wasn’t here earlier.
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
Oh oh ohhhhhhhh!
Nice falsetto Mikey… is there something your not telling us?
Nothing wrong with that.
Crowded family!
with no privacy problems.
Let me guess. It’s a display in a home improvement store, right?
I hope not. I’d never buy anything with such shoddy workmanship.
Hmmmm…You know, this could just be a very uninspired trap from a future “Saw” movie. Three people, three toilets, and only one roll of toilet paper (that appears to be running low.)
… and one hell-of-a-pot full of chili
One for men, one for women, one for hermaphrodites…… I don’t see what’s that confusing about all this.
Indeed it’s…
Ebony and Ivory… poop together in perfect harmony…
Side by side without loo roll,
Oh no!,
Use your,
Handkerchieeeef.
I have nightmares about places like that.
I’m reminded of the first Saw film. I think the night terrors may return tonight…
Training place for olympic synchron pooping. What’s wrong with that?
Many, many things!
You’re just envious because china won gold for men and women synchron pooping!
Perhaps synchronized?
And envious? No.
Nauseous? YES!
None of my posts are showing up!
*cries*
You’re just not offensive enough.
Hmm…I just said some VERY naughty words, very offensive…and the blogmonster is still eating my posts!
FAILBLOG…whatever I did to make you turn your back on me, I’M SORRRRRRRRRY!!!!
Was wondering where you were…
and hoping it wasn’t just the rainy day Monday blues.
*SQUEEZE*
There there.
Synchronized… Ok.
*tries to memorize*
Thank you.
Hell, thats not much different than the bathrooms in some old Army barracks.
two of them could hold hands, I bet that’s calming
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/various-sundries
*stomps troll’s stupid web link into the ground*
*grabs abross troll by the foot*
Wheeeeeee! CanabrossFLY? Wheeeeee!*throws abross a few hundred yards straight up*
UH OH! Him NOT can FLY!*watches abross fall a few hundred yards straight down*
abross all Brokened!*Walks Away*No gud trolls today! Boggy all SAD!do i suspect boggy and skwerlly are run by the same person who put the wrong name on
This is a known fact.
i know theyre both from Failbog Co. Inc. but im disappointed to see this mixup
We’re all created by Bob, you must be the only one that isn’t.
YOU might be, but I wouldn’t speak for the others on this one.
hmmm my whole failblogging life must have been a lie
I’m sorry to break it to you like this.
i think i need to be alone for bit
Nothing is a lie
Everything is not a lie
A lie is Something
Something is Nothing
Nothing is Everything
Everything is a lie
I….I……I just became enlightened
That will be 6 Cookies Please!
*patiently holds hand out whilst tapping foot impatiently*
6!!! never!!!
10 it is
6!!!! I dont think so!
You get 10
We thank you for your thoughts and concerns. Please be assured that the will be reviewed with due diligence.
*Starts pushing willdog toward door*
The secretary can validate your parking… Thanks again!
i dont wanna go! i dont wanna go! you cant make me!
*adds a ‘Y’ to the to make they*
*searches for bukkit*
Aww… I still haven’t gotten a fail bukkit.
*goes to fail toilet, dunks head in*
The ultimate in bukkit material. That should last me allllong time.
lets hope not. and its spelled bucket
No, it’s not.
I’d love to know what to do with a bukkit but I’m not sure I really want one.
sorry i must have been lied to again
Nope. It’s “bukkit”.
It is a bit disconcerting – until you stop and realize how truly vicious a slighted skwerl can be.
Umm… Mr. Kent, since when can you fly?
*eats every acorn in sight*
*scampers around and up and down*
*looks down girl’s shirts*
BOGGY BORED!
BOGGY tired uv roll riversail! NO LIKE!BOGGY want to throw and stomps trolls!
Skwerlly swap jobs back now!
NOW!
Excuse me sir…..could you pass the toilet paper?
I’ve had nightmares like this. Along with the nightmare where I can’t find my locker at school.
At some point in this dream are you also naked and flying, but no one seems to think it odd except for the talking dog??
why does there have to be 2 white toilets?
Please, no one answer this! I DON’T want to know!
come on now don’t take all the fun out of it
*takes fun and runs*
Don’t take the runs, they belong here!
*sighs*
I knew someone was gonna misinterpret that!
*bows and doffs hat at Avis*
FUN RUNS!!!
they come out all different colors and what not…. it could be the lastest thing like silly string for your…..
nasty! for some reason, i have re-ocuring nightmares about this exact thing
At some point in these nightmares are you also naked and flying, but no one seems to think it odd except for the talking dog?? I only ask because I may have had the same nightmares, but I got mine at discount and they were never complete
Why are Americans always so bashful?
It’s not so much the bashfulness as the grossness of pooping next to someone.
its true we are. ive been to china and people are pissing off bridges all over the place
Yeah, there are a lot more dump trucks over there than in America, if you catch my drift…
Certain parts of life should not be group efforts.
I disagree…why didnt they just go for a double-seater model ? The new TurdMaster4000 from Armitage Shanks would certainly save on space, at the least. My wife and I have one in our ensuite, where we can share those special moments at our leisure…
Wow.
I really hope you were kidding.
Unfortunately NOT:
http://www.wiserep.com/productDetails.php?id=5769
It’s a real thing, you can buy one!
oh my goodness.
*bow*
Ha ! Actually, I WAS kidding…but as they say, truth is stranger than fiction. This is just too funny, really made my day…whats next ? Maybe we could install one in a mobility scooter for the old folks…the Inconti-cart perhaps ? Employers, make your wage-slaves lives even more demeaning and robotic by installing them as seats in their cubicles….after all, personal time IS stealing from the company ! We could call it the CrapStation…
In hindsight, I should just keep quiet…or someone will start making them.
Lol. Segregation, FTW!
a little bit weird!!!
take the wrong toilet and a trapdoor wil open, chose wisely
therefore, the reason for the different colored sections of floor
Choice win!
(BTW, you call that privacy fail? There is / was a club in Berlin where they had a DJ and a dance floor on the men’s toilet…)
“dance floor on the mens toilet”?
that cant be right
probably octomom’s new bathroom layout
Does anyone know where this photo was taken?
How to tell if the business you work for is bankrupt: this is the corporate washroom.
*sigh*
“EXECUTIVE washroom”
I CUP
i lol’d
obviously, you’ve never been to a 3rd world country…
WE PUT THE SHITTER NEXT TO THE SHITTER SO YOU CAN TAKE A SHIT WHILE YOUR BESTFREN’ TAKES A SHIT.
have a nice sit-in with your friends!
wow…
Actually, that is exactly how the bathroom at my day care was. There was two toilets in there. but only two people of the same gender could go in at the same time. They used the term ‘boys can see boys, and girls can see girls’
that’s not a term, that’s a phrase. fail.
LOL, That’s an interactive toilet xD
segregation
*insert racial minority pun here*
Is it me, or does the center toilet have a power plug?
racial equality fail…(i’m sorry i’m italian
Aw, you shouldn’t be sorry that you’re Italian!
How about racist toilet fail?
I think this is a daycare.
OMG… thats exactly how the bathroom at my old daycare center was. No kidding. D:
r u shitt’n me?
this brings a new sense of literalcy (I totally made that up…) to the term “Community Bathroom”
choice win
All this toilet humo(u)r reminds me of a short story I once read.
Has anyone ever read “National Lampoon: A Dirty Book” by P. J. O’Rourke (1976)?
One of the short stories is about a man who is doing remodeling work on a ladies’ home. He usually uses the downstairs loo, but one day he finds himself upstairs and in despaerate need to go, and so decides to use the lady owners’ private loo upstairs. He sees that this toilet is painted inside like a mouth, complete with tongue. He warily releives himself. This happens several times, and as the days go on, he notices that no toilet paper is being used. After a couple of weeks of this, he now suddenly has to go poo. Since he is upstairs already, he goes to the painted toilet and sits down. He gets a very nervous feeling, as though something is aware of him, anticipating- yet hesitating. At the last minute he pulls his nuts up out of the way just as the tongue comes up and licks him clean.
(I know, I know … Eeeewww! I thought so too, at the time.)
Sorry if any of this^ upset anyone.
that is a story fail…which reminds me…
1
My story? … or P. J. O’Rourke’s?
They are one and the same, ‘cept mine is the condensed version of a short story.
Hmmm. I can think what happen if a woman comes by.
OMG!!!!
WHY is there a huge, orange bowl filled with, and now I’m only hoping, water?! RIGHT ON TOP OF ONE OF THE WHITE ONES?! NEXT TO THE TP?!?!
It’s freaking me out!
Closer look fail
it’s an empty basket.
What makes it look full of some unidentifiable liquid is the wide orange ribbon wrapped around it.
HOW DID THEY GET INSIDE MY NIGHTMARES?!?
Seriously, recurring dream–need to use the bathroom, but the bathroom has many toilets and no stalls. If someone could interpret that for me, I think I’ll have figured out all the mysteries of my life.
I have had that nightmare too, and apparently so have a couple of other people who have commented. You are not alone.
We’re back in the 1500s lol
Segregation Fail: who let a brown toilet in there? Personal Space Fail: The brown toilet is a bit to close to the white ones.
Hey mom, pass the toilet paper please
Why is that toilet plugged-in? I’m very scared. Somebody hold me.
Photoshopped
Instead of read newspaper, the whole family can go and have a talk. Not only more on daily dinner!
Wow, this is just like in China! But in China you have to shit in a hole in the ground and it runs into a trough that then runs down the middle of all the people squatting!
dude, why is this a fail??
i enjoy taking shits in front of other people…
For a second I thought that was a giant bowl of piss on top of the left most toilet, but then i realized its just a basket.
Haha…Is this really a fail? This just reminds me of when I was in the Marine Corps.
yea… so am i the only that noticed that the brown one is missing the toilet seat…
nice conference room!
Whoah…Army flashbacks….
I have actually been in a bathroom like that once – at a Wendy’s in Kansas. -_-
Lol i thought it was a Black and White people sort of thing xD
“That o’er thar’s YOUR terlit, darkie!”
…
::beats dead horse::
It camouflages poo!
The brown totally clashes with the white! :O
wtf color scheme fail
What happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas.
Oddly enough, I’m reminded of the sims.
Husband, wife and mother-in-law. Duh!
Nothing special…
At my work, we got the same situation…
If you look good, those toilets arent that big, means its for kids.
I work at a daycare, same story there.
INTAMACY WIN
Just yesterday, while I had to help my Mom at the office of a nonprofit organization where she works, in order to prepare a mass-mailing which aims to sensitize enterprises of our area about labour market for disabled people, I went into such a bathroom with two unseparated toilets for a poo. The first one was for normal women and the second one for wheelchair women (higher, with a metallic help bar besides it) and there is enough place to add privacy walls, but no wall was added, and there are two sinks. I don’t know about the men one since I’m a girl. That bathroom is located near a group of nonprofit organization offices where the one Mom works for is located. There is also two bathrooms (men and women) inside the office complex, but it’s only for pee, the toilet blocks up easily, so those who have to take a poo go to the outside bathrooms.
And for information, I live in Canada and it’s the first time I actually get into such a bathroom.
Special for “Family Activities Fun Night”
I can’t call it a fail.
Imagine what would happened should you had diarrhea and were vomiting at the same time…
This kinda makes sense if it’s a country where dysentery is common and several members of the family get it at the same time. In such cases, you don’t really care about privacy.
i had a dream with the same bathroom in my school, and it had a tub tho lol…i was using it then my friend came in then farted XDD (dream atleast)
So which one is for the moose with the loose poops?
HUH!………….your funny!!
er, WHY?!
ive had dreams with bathrooms like that! holy c**p! tis the twilight zone!
I HAVE A TOILET!!!!! sometimes i poo in it!!!
:D:D