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A guide to fast unloading.
A glide to cast unsewing.
THIRD!!!!11!!!!1!!!!
close enough =_=
A slide to vast unflowing
A tide of past incoming.
A… broken rhyme.
A hell of a time.
A hail of a crime
a sail made of brine.
A fail told in time.
this dont rhyme
disco lime?
………..a retarded mime???
You got a dime?
c c c c COMBO BREAKER
Your mom and I used your last dime for that night on
the boat with the sail made of brine, named disco lime?
when we sir-came to vast unflowing while
“researching” A guide to fast unloading;
with A tide of past incoming and A hail of a crime during a
A hell of a time with a retarded mime???: whom made it
A fail told in time; whom turned it to A… broken rhyme into
A glide to cast unsewing.when your mom and I both made
a c c c c COMBO BREAKER while your mom and I used your
last dime embraced with our passion of sexual crime.
A snide of mast uncrowing.
hell, he milked the competition!
I hope it’s a milk truck. Otherwise this is a major biohazard.
is this in norway? i recognise the road cross sign in the back and the colour of the milk-thingys…
It’s is a major biohazard!! Milk is very very hazardous if it gets to nature!!!
btw. Nice unloading
“Unloading for dummies”.
The driver must have been trollied.
That was very cart-istic.
That comment has me buggied.
Pram-tastic.
These comments are offending my pallet.
stop being so un-crate-ful.
I can barely container my feelings for this cow-tastrophe.
I’m 2% angry right now!
*skims over comments*
All of those comments went straight pasteurise.
Please don’t goat me into another comment.
Are you kidding? I wouldn’t cream of it.
You butter not be joking.
If you don’t stop, Ice cream.
With me, what you see is what yoghurt.
I’m sorry we got off on a rocky road.
Let’s not upset the Blue2thFairy, cheese about to blow!
Your comments leave a lactase in my mouth.
Sorry we’re making you bleu
He seems to have turned all sour.
We haven’t milked this subject for all it’s worth yet!
I dairy you to keep this discussion low fat
Low fat? I skim barely keep it 2%!
Pffft. 2% is too gouda for some people.
(Insert dairy reference here)
i think there’s something wrong with you whey.
This pun is HORRIBLE.. but so groaningly PERFECT… Aughhh!
Sometimes it’s best to just let it haul out, Sneaky.
I’m a-freight to… its just such a load.
I would make a sly comment but it is kind of a Reach. (raymond)
*links to those that don’t have a forklift license.*
NO point in crying over it
But it’s…*sniff*…MILK! And it’s GONE!
*cries*
Now we know what the cow in the previous fail was looking at.
Crikey. It’s the cows, THEY WANT THEIR MILK BACK!
Well, you can’t un-ring a bell…
You can wring a shamWOW, but I wouldn’t advise it.
No matter what you sop up with a shamWOW, you can only wring out cola. True story.
ShamWOW – the Jesus of cloths
The Shroud of Turin needs a better agent.
Don’t tell the Jews…I think they’ll be mad that their Messiah was made by Germans…
They were made in Germany?! I’ve never seen them here!
Yes, status symbols such as these would be prominently displayed in a land as poor as Germany. *rolls eyes*
…The Jews messiah? I don’t think they got that memo…
It’s been in the mail for 2009 years.
fluffy, you are my hero. Just saying.
MILKHATER WIN!!!!!!!!
And the sperm donors weep.
Many women worked very hard for that donation.
Perhaps they will erect something as a memorial?
I think they planned a memorial fountain.
Many will come to such a marvel.
Do they throw coins into that fountain?
Nope, just little blue pills.
There will be an annual commemoration with a lot of horn blowing.
And weeping, apparently.
and little blue pill throwing.
(that comment cracked me up).
Whey to go, driver.
I wonder what o-curd to make this happen?
He is really cheesed off now!
It’s complete and udder chaos!
You are having a calf with your clever wit!
The driver lacts the necessary driving skills.
Hear about the racist with frostbite? After surgery he was described “lacks toes, intolerant’.
*rimshot*
Hear about the sage with frostbite to the face? His medical chart said “Nose off, a lot”
No, hadn’t heard. Tsk. Well, whatcha gonna do? Urm. Hunh. Yeah…
That is the cream of the crop!
You know, the more you whip it, the thicker it gets.
You’d butter stop it before it stays that whey.
Ghee whizz, that was a good post!
Yes. Her words spread just nicely.
A toast to such a clever response!
Such bubbly praise! I like it when you pop in.
A real cork-er again my friend.
That comment was cheesy.
Now you’re just milking a dead cow.
I imargarine he wouldn’t mind.
Oil get back to you on that one.
You broke your promisse, I dairy say.
You stay just like you are, I’ll brie right back
I am stil-ton trying to think of a comeback to that one.
Ricotta get someone else to carry the puns on!
Edam well better!
I lack-those abilities to make quick puns.
I see us milking this for all the puns we can.
Don’t yolk like that.
It was a great block party, but unfortunately some of them couldn’t hold it down.
They were waiting for the cookie car collision to get the party started.
Step back, I think I hear the bedtime storybook van coming…
It’s driving up the wooden hill to the land of nod?
Now, where’s the Horlicks truck?
Aww, now the Korova milk bar is going to be out of stock. And I was looking forward to some ultraviolence.
Some moloko my droog?
Nah, I prefer the synthamesc. Sharpens you up proper!
(+10 gold stars for spotting the Clockwork Orange reference!)
Delayed christmas present for the cats?
Why do girls always ask me this?
It take a while to ummm….deliver?
After the milktocalypse…
Apocalacto?
Now you listen to me, you little formal schmoo – STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME!
‘formal schmoo’, hee hee hee
AND STOP LAUGHING AT MY JOKES!!
*startles*
I… wasn’t laughing… I, er, …had hiccups.
Too straight you did. Hmph.
Startles? New kind of Skittles?
Yep, acorn flavour. With many scary additives.
Want one?
*holds out bag of flourescent Startles*
Will they make me glow?
You betcha. You’ll be visible (in dim
light) from distances of up to
3.5 miles.
Plus some other side effects…
but I’ll not go into those.
Want one?
*rustles bag invitingly*
I don’t think Mikey will ever be able to obey that command.
*giggle*
*chortle*
Are you laughing at me? Do I amuse you? Do you think I’m a clown? Don’t let the greasepaint makeup fool you.
Answers to all these questions and more, on the next Maury Povich.
Erm… *hands CWR a cookie and glass of milk she found lying around the street* You sound like you could use this today.
*whispers to McFail* Did you sneak the sedative inside the milk?
Wow, you sure whispers loud fer a ninja. Is there an echo in my head? *asleep on feet*
Silly CWR, you must be imagining things again, I didn’t say anything, anything at all….
*mumbles* you sure thinks loud fer a ninja *farts in sleep*
*explodes*
Ouch
Pardon? Possessed by an asshat did you say?
No – ‘Touched By An Uncle’. Every Sunday on NBC.
Ah…he feels your ‘anger’.
*SQUEEZE!!*
Never mind him, CWR, he’ll get what he deserves at the Last Fudgment.
Listen, chinstrap, go and check that Tintin isn’t ‘experimenting’ with Snowy – I’ve got to go find my anger management meds.
You know, once you change your Gravatar that comment will make even less sense…
Heretic! Blackamoor! Anthracite!
I like it, we have happy czuhc and angry czuhc
BOGGY no feels gud!BOGGY lack toes em taller ants!
BOGGY need big brown potty!
Am I a coal to you? Do you find me fueling? Are you conflicted by my economically feasible yet environmentally indefensible nature as an energy source?
.
.
.
I got nothing.
*prod* Play nice.
mmmmmmMMMMILK FRENZY!!!
C-C-C-COMBO MILKER!!!
it was sperm truck – WIN!11
Cereal, jealous of dairy’s prominence in the food pyramid, hires a hitman (seen here speeding off in a Suzuki Sidekick).
We will have to wheat and see if he gets caught.
It’s the plot of Rush Hour 3.
You say that about everything.
Isn’t this a breach of the Convention on Cluster Munitions?
that must be the milky way
Had milk?
Been milked?
Isn’t this a win for all the cats in the area?
Only if those bottles are plastic. I wouldn’t want to lick up milk if it meant I’d get a tongueful of broken glass, too.
MilyWay WIN !!!
MileyCyrus LOSE !!!
Where is the Milf truck fail ?
I didn’t find it in the picture.
That’s the fail =[
Milf truck?? where!!
*sigh*
mymy…..
The milf is hiding behind the truck, can’t you see her?
free milk
someone already did.
LOL!
COOLLLLLLLLLLLL
Whoops! Thats not good!
RT
http://www.privacy-center.pro.tc
ninjacow strikes again!
So long milk and thanks for the mammaries.
and then the cows all jumped in the air???
And jumped over the moon.
The guy that has to clean this up is going to be all sour.
I would be a little curded myself!
Thats in Norway
no, i belive it is finland due to the street sign
well you belive wrong. look at the speed limit sign on the far right. it’s red-white, as in Norway. In Finland it’s Red-Yellowish.
It may be worth crying over this…
Eek…that’s a lot of wasted milk. And that area’s gonna smell AWFUL for a while x(.
Breaking News: Milk Truck turns over. Hundreds of Lolcats rejoice.
can anybody say FREE ICE CREAM!!!
free ice cream
Yes.
At least they aren’t in bags
The caption should be “Got Fail?”
Ah snap u beat me too it!!
HEY!
That’s from where I come from :p
It was mentioned in the local newspaper “Jærbladet”
It wasn’t the driver’s fault, he explained that the packages supposedly we’re placed wrong and there was some big pressure on them
im gay
sealing cat must like some one
just an udder case of failing to secure load… and close the barn doors.
Mmmmm Rotten Milk!!!!
hi timmy tis kenny
oh no!! i recognize that milk. That’s shot in Italy and that is a whole truckload of Granarolo milk. It’s the absolute BEST commercial milk i’ve had in my life. I’m cringing thinking of all that milk going to waste.
http://www.granarolo.it/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/granarolo-sito/prodotti/latte-e-panna/latte-fresco/latte-fresco-granarolo-alta-qualita/27245-1-ita-IT/Latte-Fresco-Granarolo-Alta-Qualita.jpg
well at least all the neighborhood cats will be happy
Don’t cry over spilt milk <3
Hihi this is from where I live Klepp Norway!! What are the chances of that!!! Was just outside this building today.. Does smell a bit like sour milk.
CAT WIN
Got milk?
:Runs off the stage, Napoleon Dynamite style:
Thats in Norway, i was there it happend:p
http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/iriks/article2940202.ece
http://www.aftenbladet.no/lokalt/jaeren/991387/Flere_tusen_liter_melk_ramlet_ut_av_lastebil.html
it’s not milk, it’s MALK
My milk truck brings all the boys to the yard,
And they’re like
It’s better than yours,
Damn right it’s better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
My milk truck brings all the boys to the yard,
And they’re like
It’s better than yours,
Damn right it’s better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I can see you’re on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can’t be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if you’re smart,
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,
My milk truck brings all the boys to the yard,
And they’re like
It’s better than yours,
Damn right it’s better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he’s picked up your scent,
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,
My milk truck brings all the boys to the yard,
And they’re like
It’s better than yours,
Damn right it’s better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Fail…
ur gay
Free to-go milk
OH NOES
all that milk, what a waste D:
$2,000+ worth of milk…WASTED!!!!!!
it looks like someone emptied thier bag all over the place
A real WIN for all homeless milklovers…
indeed
but fail for the lactose intolerant hobos
OH MY GOD!!! They vaporized my truck!!!
want milk?
i might just cry
im so gay
ah yeah
im so fukin homo i like ass mens ass
anybody like podarekin men i do soooothere spicy
C… broken rhyme