I’m totally shocked if the Dragon Rider didn’t stop long enough to pluck that apostrophe out of Mikey D’s possessive pronoun before she roared off into the sunset.
Pfft. This is just another troll who thinks that the entire world should be familiar with every lame, trivial piece of American pop culture. He’s not worth Loz’s time.
Who’s a troll? I have no idea who you’re talking about
(You should all try my new Troll-Erase 5000, it’s great, just like a normal pair of glasses except it blanks out all troll comments!)
This site is hilarious! In fact spectacular suits it better. I have therefore included this in my list of spectacular blogs here =>http://www.squidoo.com/Spectacular-Blogs. Hope you approve.
The comments (except for this one) here are as hilarious as the main entry!
And in other news, a recent survey has shown that half of the chicken has been infected with salmonella at wal mart, and half of the salmon was infected with chickenella…(from SNL…Bar is open for 1/2 hour, what would you all like?)
Hmmm, how about Sex on The Beach?
*prepares drink showily for jam*
*slides it down bar*
There you go!
*waits for all of the comments about the choice of drink to flood in*
Yep. It’s that bad now. *sob*
.
Although I can’t wait for them to release glow in the dark veggies onto the market…that would make certain activities a WHOLE lot more fun!
It looks like Ls to me. That’s lats, currency of Latvia, where I come from. Unfortunately the upper sticker which presumably would tell in the local what are the ingredients are etc, is too fuzzy. Would love to know what’s in such Anal fantasy, or maybe, on the second thoughts… not
You know what they say, two’s a company, Arming The Homeless is a crowd. And since I don’t have the proper documentation for a crowd, I’m going to have to say no at this time. Thank you for your interest in the company.
I used to work at a store. This could very well be intentional… sure, after 1000 tags, you’re eventually going to hit someplace funny, but I know I’d be aiming for it, personally.
My theory? This is not quite a fail, but a massive WIN on the part of some bored high school student who hates their job. Seriously. It’s so much more entertaining to picture some kid snickering to himself as he carefully places a tag over the letters on each bag so that it says ANAL
That’s weird…..the intentional thing was the first thing I thought when I saw this, so I scanned the top few comments and when nobody had said anything, I decided to add mine. But then the one right before mine said the same thing lol. weird….
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
arf!
dnoces! Does that can fantasy about anal?
‘Cat’ is the original flavour, apparently.
if it tastes like cat, it’s dogfood, right?
You have a special relationship with your dog, you mean?
omg, you knew?
*runs totally hysterical*
*hits tree*
Is totally hysterical a new computer system? Is that what they call Windows 7 now?
*runs totally hysterical*
*goes hysterical*
Apparantly.
Look what I can do!
*walks slowly totally hysterical*
Oh yeah?
*saunters partially hysterical*
Is that a picture of you destroying the twelth dimension in it’s incarnation of a cutesy-wutesy fox? So sweet!
*bursts into thread on a motorcycle*
*screeches to a stop by Mikey D*
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!*
*revs engine and peals out of thread with a squeal of tires*
*is stunned as DragonCycle peals into sunset*
I had no idea Dragon had a motorcycle. I must keep up to date.
She got tired of running totally hysterical, so she got a motorcycle. Now she rides completely awesome.
And check out the leathers!
(…Dragons really like leather.)
I’m totally shocked if the Dragon Rider didn’t stop long enough to pluck that apostrophe out of Mikey D’s possessive pronoun before she roared off into the sunset.
His prostrate what?
Is this food low fat?
now go hump your dog
Your name sums up your comment.
Well said
OMFG, I say your name while I hump the dog….repeatedly
flol i dont have many of them
Will the cat be able to have it anal fantasy in shiny sauce?
Gah! *inserts “s” after “it” to make it “its”*
*shoves head into bukkit full of guavas and cream*
*KERSPLORTCH!*
Eeeeuw!
No, it’s talking about anal WITH a cat, not for one.
yes its like crack for your ass
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Oh no! The dreaded and feared hand head guy!!!! run!!!!!!
It looks like Cheney after he’s been told he and his croonies are being prosecuted for war crimes.
*crosses fingers*
Or maybe “Oops. I just shot my mate in the back on a hunting trip”?
that’s one of the most stupid things u can do in ur life, shootin a mate in the back when aiming at a deer.
depends, not if this friend is deer to you
or if you’re friends with a deer.
or if your deer is a friend.
weren’t they shooting at birds though?
lol
face palm guy is Capt. Picard
it was the idiot friends fault he got shotwalked in front of cheney
and loz what is a croonie
I suspect Loz meant cronie.
Or perhaps even cronies.
*sigh*
I guess I need the bukkit now.
*shares*
*KERSPLORCH!*
Ugh. Turnip and mashed grapefruit.
The face! It was the face!
lol, the face jumped out from behind a tree and made me miss
you’re a Miss? start praying for world peace
as and such and also.
Thank you very much, South Carolina.
and the I-raq, like and such as.
It’s Captain Jean-Luc Picard /facepalming, noobzorz.
*/facepalm*.
Did you just call Loz a noob?
This can’t end well.
*looks the other way*
Pfft. This is just another troll who thinks that the entire world should be familiar with every lame, trivial piece of American pop culture. He’s not worth Loz’s time.
Who’s a troll? I have no idea who you’re talking about
(You should all try my new Troll-Erase 5000, it’s great, just like a normal pair of glasses except it blanks out all troll comments!)
Ohmigawd…you could make a bazillion dollars selling those.
That’s more than half!
Did you give your ID to the border gaurd?
He looks like he’s thinking ‘oh no, I’m going to end up on failblog again aren’t I?’
I think he just pretends to cover his eyes. He looks down to the naked lady!
loz is naked? WHERE?
Under her clothes…duh!
I flash for free though… just ask.
*asks*
Call me free then!
Oh ok, *grumbles*, it’s a bit of an inconvenient time but… *flashes*
Didyalike?
Suddenly my jeans feel tighter in the front. Like there’s less room or something.
Oh? I’ve heard unzipping them can ease the pressure; here, allow me…
every catlovers dream come true
Dude working at the supermarket MOS DEF did this on purpose. This should be a WIN!! period. lol….i cracked up
third!
They misspelled anal fantasty?
that hurts me…
Oh! Now I get it…The price tag is covering up a ‘C’.
.
It’s meant to say Canal Fantasy?
Yes. Ancient civilizations had fantasies about meat canals. Oh wait, I still do today so…….
You’re an ancient civilization!?!
no, but my interest in meat canals rivals that of any ancient or present civilization! long live the meat canal!!!!
Brilliant squire
No, it’s covering up a B. Same old fantasy gets boring unless you mix it up.
i think it is Fanal Fantasy, the game
It’s banal fantasy, we’ve done it with fish-chickens far too often.
Wow youre really dumb.
Thank you, superstar.
It’s okay, that fur comes right off.
Salmon, chicken AND original flavours? WHAT an anal fantasy!
If you have flavours coming from your anus, you need to get to the doctor right away.
Maybe it was the doctor’s fault? Salmon and chicken enema…
New colon treatment, don’t worry about a thing.
With a coffee douche chaser?
With a banana milkshake for $399 afterwards?
watch out for the peels!
Make sure though the doctor isn’t hungry when he checks you out.
i don’t know about yours, but the flavors coming from my ass sure ain’t gonna get you hungry
Two cats, one cup?
I just feel sorry for the person who has to check for the flavours… Rim(baud) Job…!!! Lol
mmmmmmm (drools)
Hey they weren’t cats to start out with…
I guess you are what you eat.
Then I am a pancake…
I like this reply. It has to be used more often.
I can has lube? lol
I suppose you’ll want it declawed next.
He likes it like that. No need for declawing.
Ask him about his “battle scars”.
Don’t forget the great noises they make. That’s the real selling point.
I love how they chase the gerbils.
Anat fantasy? You mean diarrhoea?
The fantasy soon turns to horror when you can’t reach the toilet in time.
Just make sure Anat is out of the way before you sit down.
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no it ain’t
thirtheend
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Yep, that does get boring…
sure does.
To think we were all overawed by the artwork the first time. Same thing as with the Sistine Chapel, I guess.
back in the ASCII art era, until they came up with ANSI
Heee…
Rumour has it you’re a party dude. Cowabunga!
(clicky for best renaissance artist joke ever)
Hee…! I LOVE xkcd.
Agreed! *bangs gavel*
I think I’m in love with this woman (clicky).
XD anal fantasys! freaking hilarious, but i’ve seen better…….
RUNN! GORE WAS RIGHT! MANBEARPIGS HERE TO KILL US ALL!
*I actually love Al Gore by the way, don’t get the wrong idea*
you love ‘em so bad you would do anal?
Stop with your fantasies.
Anal Gore
I work retail. That’s a pricetag placement WIN.
You work retail? Be more specific, do you mould it, carve it, sculpt it?
No, he works retail as in, “Work it baby! Work it!”
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it?
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it?
technologic
Technologic
There’s an Alfa Romeo advert using that song in the UK. It’s quite interesting.
I want that car so much! My dad gets discounts on Alfa Romeos (he’s a looong-term obsessive/customer) but I still couldn’t afford it
Maybe one day.
Don’t give up, Loz! Just keep that car in your sights, and one day you may be behind the wheel!
As we Brits say, stiff upper lip and all that.
I fashion it from the accreted navel lint of Budhist monks.
Your cat tastes… wrong.
Really? Your cat tastes just fine… with enough ducksauce.
especially the anal parts
I guess Mooks, you’ve been spoiled with some quality product up until now.
Hahaha. Some price label-er got a little bored.
…so he started thinking about…
What flavour was the original anal fantasy?
Fudge.
Ewwwwww
This Fail isn’t helping my overactive gag reflex.
But if you are trying to lose weight, many of the fails on here and the subsequent comments will be better than a gastric bypass.
I’m off. The heaves have started and I’d like to keep my teeth enamel.
I keep mine in a bucket.
Isn’t that redundant?
It must have tasted like something.
Ass, it tasted like ass.
Of course! *smacks hand on head*
Yeah, you could’ve had a V-8.
I’m on a strict diet of V-12s. The V-8 just wasn’t doing it.
I’m trying to keep up my metabolism, so it’s V-6 Turbos for me.
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
be careful what you wish for
Boogie in your butt, butt
The boogie in your butt!
Southpark WIN
This is a typical item in catdog sex-shops, I do not see the fail here.
alone in the world was a little catdog (until it found cat flavoured fantasy)
How do you feel about really young girls?
Interested, but troubled about it.
it disturbing how a cat wants to anal you
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We will see that quite often from now on…
I’m disturbed by the fact it looks like she’s midway through being scalped.
I thought at first that it’s a squid or something.
My god, you mean this is an ascii photo of tentacle rape?
On look, we’ve both forgotten to put our names right. Oops.
I did the math but I could make nothing of it. I may have divided by zero somewhere though.
I think they forgot to carry the ’8811111111888111888888888888888888888888′.
You would not believe how often I do that.
This has infinite possibilities.
There should be 8′s where all those sixes are
saucy!
No, it’s pretty sensible that the core of temptation would be filled
with “666″
at the erm… crux… it’s actually “664″, on closer inspection – i.e. the direct neighbour of the beast : )
I think the squid is actually eating the naked lady.
I never even got that far
I made a Bunny.
(\/) /
(O.o)
(><)o
enough said lol
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The comments (except for this one) here are as hilarious as the main entry!
oh penis pump
Welcome to the bright world of 2008.
Wow, somone is bored
And in other news, a recent survey has shown that half of the chicken has been infected with salmonella at wal mart, and half of the salmon was infected with chickenella…(from SNL…Bar is open for 1/2 hour, what would you all like?)
Anything as long as it’s not chicken and salmon with a hint of original flavouring.
Hmmm, how about Sex on The Beach?
*prepares drink showily for jam*
*slides it down bar*
There you go!
*waits for all of the comments about the choice of drink to flood in*
How ’bout a virgin appletini?
I want an appletini, light on the tini.
You can really taste the apples
Richard, I’d rather have a Shag by the Shore.
1/2 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1 1/2 oz cranberry juice
1 1/2 oz orange juice
Blavod® vodka
Mind the sand doesn’t get into those salmon and chicken flavoured places
My honey doesn’t use any flavo(u)rings; she’s naturally delicious.
OMG!! I was JUST thinking about you and wondering if you would be here today!!
*NUZZLESMOOCH!!*
Just popping in for now, as I have some other writing to do.
*CUDDLEGOOSE*
So long as I get my fix, Imma happy dragon.
*SNOGHUGGLESQUEEZE*
TS cat
How can it be an anal fantasy if it’s not potato flavour?
Yorkshire strikes again…
My heart will forever Yorkshire be!
It seems that it’s not the heart that defines Yorkshire…umm…ism.
Home is where the potato is? I yam what I yam.
Hmmm… that would mean you’d have to live in your own rectum, wouldn’t it?
Pretty sure my head’s already there. The rest is just a stretch of the imagination. Well, a stretch of something certainly.
Northerners should never admit to thinking of potato flavoured anal fantasies.
Then we put ferrets down our trousers to retrieve the potatoes. It’s all true.
That’s quite a scenario!
*tries to block the mental image*
*fails to block mental image*
AAAAAH!!!
*runs around room, screaming*
FailBlog mental images are like Vader’s Force Choke – unblockable. You just have to try to keep breathing somehow.
I’m breathing still but on the verge of hyperventilating.
*passes paper bag*
Ouchie. Hope you didn’t get any papercuts as it was on the way out.
Oh my God, did I just breathe into that? *gags*
It’s akin to smelling salts. But so much wronger.
I think the Anal Fantasy Cat Food Company would disagree with you there, Mikey.
*takes bag, inhales, exhales, inhales, exhales………..*
Psst, they spliced potato genes into the salmon and chicken, so it does have potato in it…oh and *SQUEEZE!*
The potato-salmon for instant fish and chips? I thought it was bad enough when they spliced chicken with veg to get the chickpea!
*SQUEEZE*
Yep. It’s that bad now. *sob*
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Although I can’t wait for them to release glow in the dark veggies onto the market…that would make certain activities a WHOLE lot more fun!
I was distressed when they started genetically modifying my veggies by pre-dressing them with condiments! Butterbeans, indeed. Hmph.
That’s nice, but I can get chicken & salmon & original flavoured anal fantasies for $1.88 at the place down the street.
Sometimes you get what you pay for. That anal fantasy might not be as good.
I think the real fail here is that you can’t tell whether it’s $2.12 or 2.12¢. That way you don’t really know if Frida’s getting the better deal.
The price is a matter of opinion.
Is that blob in the corner a dollar? 0.12 of a cent would be quite hard to get the exact change for.
It looks like Ls to me. That’s lats, currency of Latvia, where I come from. Unfortunately the upper sticker which presumably would tell in the local what are the ingredients are etc, is too fuzzy. Would love to know what’s in such Anal fantasy, or maybe, on the second thoughts… not
Hm, you could be right. I did get the generic store brand. I’ll have to do a taste test.
~later~
The good news is, they’re about the same. The bad news is, my taste buds are dead.
That’s a double helping of anal fantasy. I smell something fishy… oh wait, it must be the salmon.
$2.12 is cheap to fulfill your anal fantasy
It’s either the cat is gay or….
your disturbed?
My disturbed did what?
Coming from you is very, very ironic.
Why would you say that?
can i join the company?
You know what they say, two’s a company, Arming The Homeless is a crowd. And since I don’t have the proper documentation for a crowd, I’m going to have to say no at this time. Thank you for your interest in the company.
Not you, honey.
Indeed. I was refering to “Arming The Homeless”.
Um, oh. Reading the failblog comments fail!
Don’t worry. Everyone makes silly mistakes.
EXCEPT THE TROLLS.
We tolerate those kinds of mistakes.
EXCEPT FROM TROLLS.
And chaosjessica, you can safely ignore the capitalised sentences. Those are for trolls.
did i miss something?
Progress. First decimalisation, now capitalisation. It’s a brave new world.
*soma, soma, pass*
Trolls…can READ?!?!?
touche bond touche
Bad touche…BAD TOUCHE!!
BFF will be scarred for life, now.
Oh, nothing. Just a hunch.
my name is more random than disturbed
Both your name AND your comments are disturbing. Live with it.
Your Name and you life is disturbing
My name is Jessica and my life is 24 years at this time. How could you get that wrong?
your disturbed had an anal fantasy with a cat!
the cats face freaks me out :O
nice
OMG dude no way, that is way funny!
RT
http://www.privacy-center.pro.tc
That’s the longest name I have ever seen!
It runs from A to Z.
I don’t have time to count letters, so let’s just visually compare…
Well, your name is more imaginative I would think at the least.
That means much more to me than the size ever could.
And the link, hammy, shows you know how to use that name.
Rawr..!
Anpu doesn’t eat this. Anuses are for pooping, not for fantasising about and eating.
Oh no, Anpu’s back!
Man, who on earth would choose the “original flavor” of “Anal Fantasy”?
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/jack-grabber
I used to work at a store. This could very well be intentional… sure, after 1000 tags, you’re eventually going to hit someplace funny, but I know I’d be aiming for it, personally.
They never made me tag stuff for some reason…
My theory? This is not quite a fail, but a massive WIN on the part of some bored high school student who hates their job. Seriously. It’s so much more entertaining to picture some kid snickering to himself as he carefully places a tag over the letters on each bag so that it says ANAL
That’s weird…..the intentional thing was the first thing I thought when I saw this, so I scanned the top few comments and when nobody had said anything, I decided to add mine. But then the one right before mine said the same thing lol. weird….
*checks stopwatch*
8 hours and 43 minutes after the fail was posted, someone finally realises the WIN of this fail.
Would’ve been more succinct if you just said “Stating the bleeding obvious”.
It would have been more succinct if you just said “well, durrrr!”.
LOL hahaha
“Brevity is [...] wit”
I think we’re overlooking the obvious question here:
What would Nacho the Party Puppy think about this?
Original flavor not pictured for obvious reasons.
You say flavor, I say flavour. Or ‘smaak’ even.
for some reason it had a problem with the Canadian spelling. So I excluded it.
uuu… sanal cat food
stop getting FAIL and WIN mixed up.
“anal fantasy” + “original flavour”=1 crappy aftertaste
lol looks like kitty’s in for a surprise
that cat must have some weird fetishes
now thats my kind of treat
HAHAAHAHAH I really laughed at this one, lol
I expected someone to comment on it being a “212 anal fantasy” – meaning a fantasy for people who live in Manhattan…
What’s wrong with anal fantasies?
It’s Cat’s Ass!
this makes me hungry.
^The Republicans are getting desperate, aren’t they?
Haven’t you ever had a fantasy about having anal sex with a cat?
I have… the cat didn’t… purdy kitty has sharp claws and quick reactions… ouch…
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
you’ve been rickrolled muthaphuka
I just got Rickrolled…
I feel, somewhat taken advantage of….
jajaja very funny!!!
Cat-Felch WIN
That was on purpose. Anyone ever seen the people who work at grocery/pet stores?
Who thinks that’s a fail? I don’t! (Sarcasm)
Makes for a great tossed salad!! XD
What is the original flavor of a cat’s anal fantasy????
That’s funny!
nice
I heard they also do dog food which was far more popular.
intentionally placed?