Comments on: Sperm Donor Fail http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Sat, 20 Mar 2010 00:28:06 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: ballzack http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-817575 ballzack Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:08:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-817575 how did someone even find this page thats an odd topic to even be looking at imo how did someone even find this page thats an odd topic to even be looking at imo

]]> By: bob the builder http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-674889 bob the builder Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:40:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-674889 nah, that particular line says sperm DONORS must be healthy women nah, that particular line says sperm DONORS must be healthy women

]]> By: bob the builder http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-674886 bob the builder Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:39:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-674886 somehow i think 'female sperm donor' and 'no history of mental disorders' is asking too much somehow i think ‘female sperm donor’ and ‘no history of mental disorders’ is asking too much

]]> By: Jake http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-662181 Jake Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:18:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-662181 LOL Well my mom can go donate sperm XD LOL Well my mom can go donate sperm XD

]]> By: I have H1N1 http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-405937 I have H1N1 Wed, 06 May 2009 01:06:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-405937 let me tell u something cum cum cum let me tell u something cum cum cum

]]> By: Pewp http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-392007 Pewp Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:35:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-392007 I know plenty of women with sperm. I know plenty of women with sperm.

]]> By: Ben http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-384222 Ben Wed, 22 Apr 2009 06:37:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-384222 Wow, I can't believe this many people didn't get it ... if you read the entire thing then you'll notice that the donor is in fact for males, they're talking about the FEMALE recipients. Wow, I can’t believe this many people didn’t get it … if you read the entire thing then you’ll notice that the donor is in fact for males, they’re talking about the FEMALE recipients.

]]> By: sibo http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-370680 sibo Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:07:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-370680 Hahaha, nice one! :) Hahaha, nice one! :)

]]> By: Alice http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-355667 Alice Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:11:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-355667 I found this. Actually I am female, and was researching it with a (female) friend, who is unable to have kids with her partner, and we spotted it together. Although it's good to know that I can donate sperm myself if I ever want to in the future, being a healthy woman of sound mind and all... I found this. Actually I am female, and was researching it with a (female) friend, who is unable to have kids with her partner, and we spotted it together. Although it’s good to know that I can donate sperm myself if I ever want to in the future, being a healthy woman of sound mind and all…

]]> By: Tom http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-324482 Tom Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:23:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-324482 What!? It's important that the patient doesn't have a mental disorder. What!? It’s important that the patient doesn’t have a mental disorder.

]]> By: AcK! http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-305206 AcK! Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:39:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-305206 Or does the Ad secretly involve the whole 'going Green' and 'Recycling'? Or does the Ad secretly involve the whole ‘going Green’ and ‘Recycling’?

]]> By: Katorcea http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-304945 Katorcea Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:29:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-304945 she could have a keawck, she could have a keawck,

]]> By: Katorcea http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-304943 Katorcea Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:29:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-304943 or, failtruza, if she's got a cauwck... shemale is very entertaining or, failtruza, if she’s got a cauwck…
shemale is very entertaining

]]> By: Jesse http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-304312 Jesse Mon, 02 Mar 2009 09:14:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-304312 are u shore??? are u shore???

]]> By: .ISO http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-304153 .ISO Mon, 02 Mar 2009 03:28:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-304153 GIRLS CAN CUM TOO YOU KNOW! (Different liquid, but they can do it too you know!) GIVE THEM A CHANCE, DAMNIT! GIRLS CAN CUM TOO YOU KNOW!
(Different liquid, but they can do it too you know!)
GIVE THEM A CHANCE, DAMNIT!

]]> By: Kitty http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-303737 Kitty Sun, 01 Mar 2009 20:06:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-303737 Darn, I'm an unhealthy woman with a mental illness. Now I can't donate my sperm. Darn, I’m an unhealthy woman with a mental illness. Now I can’t donate my sperm.

]]> By: Bondfan4518 http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-303482 Bondfan4518 Sun, 01 Mar 2009 16:43:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-303482 Is it wrong that I loled at both Dragon and coyote's comments? Is it wrong that I loled at both Dragon and coyote’s comments?

]]> By: Yasmin http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-303472 Yasmin Sun, 01 Mar 2009 16:30:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-303472 A woman donating sperm? Hmmm that's interesting... A woman donating sperm? Hmmm that’s interesting…

]]> By: Hell Hath No Fury http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-303197 Hell Hath No Fury Sun, 01 Mar 2009 04:34:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-303197 I totally do that! Wait....now I know I wasn't just 'hearing stuff' outside my window.... I totally do that! Wait….now I know I wasn’t just ‘hearing stuff’ outside my window….

]]> By: hammykins/Strawberry Shortcake/Slayer of Melatroph, the destroyer of the twelfth dimension http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-303187 hammykins/Strawberry Shortcake/Slayer of Melatroph, the destroyer of the twelfth dimension Sun, 01 Mar 2009 04:18:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-303187 P.S. You can put a slash or "a.k.a." and keep your original name. P.S. You can put a slash or “a.k.a.” and keep your original name.

]]> By: Rutabaga http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-303183 Rutabaga Sun, 01 Mar 2009 04:08:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-303183 I guess I should fulfill my end of this delectable bargain. -ponders- I guess I should fulfill my end of this delectable bargain.
-ponders-

]]> By: Smartygirl65 http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-303161 Smartygirl65 Sun, 01 Mar 2009 03:20:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-303161 -Hands Nellie a spare "s" so that they're ready to give Diana another spare "s"- -Hands Nellie a spare “s” so that they’re ready to give Diana another
spare “s”-

]]> By: Sidhe Cat http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-303091 Sidhe Cat Sun, 01 Mar 2009 02:03:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-303091 "Those of you, who will not sing You must be playing with your own ding-a-ling." “Those of you, who will not sing
You must be playing with your own ding-a-ling.”

]]> By: dilettante http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-303066 dilettante Sun, 01 Mar 2009 01:38:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-303066 Didn't that guy have an owl, a hen, two larks and a wren in his beard? Didn’t that guy have an owl, a hen, two larks and a wren in his beard?

]]> By: NeenerNeenerNeener http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-303047 NeenerNeenerNeener Sun, 01 Mar 2009 01:07:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-303047 Are there any other kind? Are there any other kind?

]]> By: Emperor http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302856 Emperor Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:59:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302856 Don't know if I would have donated. This sign may or may not apply to me. *mysterious song plays in background* Don’t know if I would have donated. This sign may or may not apply to me.
*mysterious song plays in background*

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302851 Avis Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:55:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302851 *ahem* "Butt reaming" No, I am NOT gonna need the bukkit for this one, thank you. *ahem*
“Butt reaming”
No, I am NOT gonna need the bukkit for this one, thank you.

]]> By: Emperor http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302848 Emperor Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:54:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302848 *Is afraid for cam* *Is afraid for cam*

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302846 Avis Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:53:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302846 I thought it was "but they'll let any but reamin a$$hole be a father"? I thought it was “but they’ll let any but reamin a$$hole be a father”?

]]> By: Cam http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302835 Cam Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:45:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302835 I thought Loz was a guy... I think a lot of people who actually would spend so much time on a blog instead of socializing with the outer world would be a guy :D I thought Loz was a guy…

I think a lot of people who actually would spend so much time on a blog instead of socializing with the outer world would be a guy :D

]]> By: Cam http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302834 Cam Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:42:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302834 I personally thought a guy would... And theres not many people who can first so often O_O I'd expect it from a guy... But also girls don't tend to troll.... Right? I personally thought a guy would…

And theres not many people who can first so often O_O I’d expect it from a guy…

But also girls don’t tend to troll….

Right?

]]> By: i_am_#1 http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302683 i_am_#1 Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:34:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302683 wrong gender, fool! wrong gender, fool!

]]> By: daweefolk http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302571 daweefolk Sat, 28 Feb 2009 15:41:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302571 and THAT, jules, is what HE said ;) and THAT, jules, is what HE said ;)

]]> By: hammykins/Strawberry Shortcake/Slayer of Melatroph, the destroyer of the twelfth dimension http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302527 hammykins/Strawberry Shortcake/Slayer of Melatroph, the destroyer of the twelfth dimension Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:55:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302527 Really? I assumed I was referencing Jules' earlier comment... but I could be wrong. Really? I assumed I was referencing Jules’ earlier comment… but I could be wrong.

]]> By: Mikey D http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302525 Mikey D Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:53:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302525 I was 0! I was 0!

]]> By: Mikey D http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302512 Mikey D Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:50:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302512 I think it's a Jumblie. <i>Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live; Their heads are green, and their hands are blue, And they went to sea in a Sieve.</i> -Edward Lear I think it’s a Jumblie.
Far and few, far and few,
Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
And they went to sea in a Sieve.
-Edward Lear

]]> By: Mikey D http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302504 Mikey D Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:46:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302504 Dipped in raita. Mmmmmmm. Dipped in raita. Mmmmmmm.

]]> By: berg http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302410 berg Sat, 28 Feb 2009 13:55:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302410 Thanks for clearing that up. I'd completely forgot that all men think the same and all women think the same. That helps things a lot. Is it necessary to mention race and social class as well or are we happy with a simple dichotomy? Thanks for clearing that up. I’d completely forgot that all men think
the same and all women think the same. That helps things a lot.
Is it necessary to mention race and social class as well or are we
happy with a simple dichotomy?

]]> By: Arthur Eld http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302388 Arthur Eld Sat, 28 Feb 2009 13:16:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302388 *is intimidated* What was so wrong about that? Spelling, grammar, expression? *is intimidated*
What was so wrong about that? Spelling, grammar, expression?

]]> By: Vinura http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302383 Vinura Sat, 28 Feb 2009 13:12:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302383 woah hold up i never knew there were places like this woah hold up i never knew there were places like this

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302365 DrB Sat, 28 Feb 2009 12:46:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302365 I guess you'll never find out, champ. I guess you’ll never find out, champ.

]]> By: czuhc http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302358 czuhc Sat, 28 Feb 2009 12:24:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302358 Even my sailor avatar gives no gender garantee. Remember this MP classic ? : "Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies..." Even my sailor avatar gives no gender garantee. Remember this MP classic ? :
“Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies…”

]]> By: czuhc http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302348 czuhc Sat, 28 Feb 2009 12:08:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302348 There has been so much talk about one's genitals lately that I have a clear picture of what all your genitals look like. That, and I'm using the latest internet visualisation technology, known only to a few. There has been so much talk about one’s genitals lately that I have a clear picture of what all your genitals look like. That, and I’m using the latest internet visualisation technology, known only to a few.

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302337 Loz Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:14:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302337 Hehe. *twitches* Hehe. *twitches*

]]> By: Strategist http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302320 Strategist Sat, 28 Feb 2009 09:31:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302320 It? What is it? Why is it here? Is it really here? Are we really here? It? What is it? Why is it here? Is it really here? Are we really here?

]]> By: Strategist http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302319 Strategist Sat, 28 Feb 2009 09:30:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302319 lease do! lease do!

]]> By: Strategist http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302318 Strategist Sat, 28 Feb 2009 09:28:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302318 Rasberry! Mmmm! *takes cookies* *hands Di her drink of choice* There you go! Rasberry! Mmmm!
*takes cookies*
*hands Di her drink of choice*
There you go!

]]> By: Strategist http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302317 Strategist Sat, 28 Feb 2009 09:27:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302317 Allright then! *mixes drinks* *slides them back down bar* There you go! On the house! :D Allright then!
*mixes drinks*
*slides them back down bar*
There you go! On the house! :D

]]> By: Strategist http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302316 Strategist Sat, 28 Feb 2009 09:22:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302316 *Admires Amber* :D *Admires Amber*
:D

]]> By: Strategist http://failblog.org/2009/02/27/sperm-donor-fail/#comment-302309 Strategist Sat, 28 Feb 2009 08:46:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=13518#comment-302309 Well, I tried to get here earlier, but I was asleep. Anyway, in response to the vibrator comment by dilettante, I found something else related: http://notalwaysright.com/way-tooooooh-much-information/1582 Well, I tried to get here earlier, but I was asleep. Anyway, in response to the vibrator comment by dilettante, I found something else related: http://notalwaysright.com/way-tooooooh-much-information/1582

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