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Sperm Donor Fail


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  1. velvet says:

    I do NOT want to work there!

  2. McFail says:

    The criteria definitely limits the pool of qualified candidates.

  3. sofaking says:

    Abundance of whores realization WIN!

  4. If only the “OctoMom” had gone to this clinic…

  5. obama says:

    yeah thats crazy…………………. all women have mental disorders:)

  6. Pedant says:

    Equal Opportunity Win!
     
    Or fail…
     
    I can’t keep up… (why I’M not donating…)

  7. someguy says:

    Gonna be long wait to find someone matching such requirements.

  8. WhoaNellie says:

    You’d want to build up a good supply before going alllllll the way downtown to the depository, though…

  9. Admiral Apparent says:

    …on a good night.

  10. Avis says:

    Those would have to be some SERIOUSLY slutty women!

  11. Hell Hath No Fury says:

    You obviously live in a Navy town.

    • dilettante says:

      Yeah, I hear you can find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn science technology, and begin to make your dreams all come true on the land or on the sea, there.

  12. Pedant says:

    Ah, life is a disorder.

  13. WhoaNellie says:

    Exactly. Try eBay, Ohme.

  14. Graymatterz says:

    …spit in this cup, up to this line please.

  15. oh nobody says:

    http://aquarius.futurewebspace.co.uk/ngdt.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=60&Itemid=63

    Hmm… something’s fishy here. Crappy official-looking page surrounded by borked links? Methinks we have an attempt-at-faking-a-fail FAIL.

  16. Avis says:

    I’m having a bit of a problem with your last sentence. Could you please clarify?

  17. Rachel says:

    I was about to say, there’s a select group who probably could oblige; being male-to-female transsexuals before they’ve been on hormones – at least before they’ve been on them too long to be – ah – productive.

    But it turns out the DSM-IV has that down as a mental disorder. Ah well… :-D

  18. William says:

    Maybe I should donate some of my eggs.

  19. WEEEE says:

    Im never able to understand failblogs comments 0.o

  20. musthavehadtoomuchweedyesterday says:

    you know, come to think of it, i wonder were the dude who posted this fail found the picture……

  21. musthavehadtoomuchweedyesterday says:

    if it at least WAS dude, that is

  22. WhoaNellie says:

    Safe Sex, ya know ;)

  23. Christopher says:

    I believe up to nine months.

  24. Harry says:

    I smell a cream pie!

  25. norm says:

    I’m just glad you found out before one of them got you pregnant.

  26. Cloud says:

    I came just to read this.

  27. Avis says:

    Interesting that if a guy wanted to donate to a particular person he would still have to fit the criteria. Whereas if they did it the old fashioned way, it wouldn’t matter. There seems to be something wrong with that.

  28. Lummox JR says:

    Hermaphrodite win?

  29. Phaet says:

    Why fail? Are you discriminating women?

  30. Seriously says:

    YOUR HEAD ASPLODE

  31. Keith says:

    They’re not going to find ANYONE who qualifies. Are there any 18-45 year old women that DON’T have a history of mental disorders?

  32. Peen0rButt says:

    LOL. that iz funy!nthey rote potentialA, but wiht that little squigly thing above it. waht a fial!!!!!1

  33. dilettante says:

    You must’ve been clicking on the “G-rated” fail link if you’re still surprised by this…

    • dilettante says:

      Thank you for reminding me of my favorite movie from when I was 8.
      .
      “After a power source for the community of Krypton survivors is accidentally whisked to earth, Kara-El, cousin to Superman and niece to Jor-El, chooses to go to earth to find it, and bring it back. Upon her arrival, she becomes just a powerful and Super as her cousin, but encounters dangerous battles and unexpected obstacles when a mean spirited woman who practices rituals of the occult takes the power source for herself, and uses it to cause destruction and attempt zenith human status.”
      IMDB

  34. Vinura says:

    woah hold up i never knew there were places like this

  35. i_am_#1 says:

    wrong gender, fool!

  36. .ISO says:

    GIRLS CAN CUM TOO YOU KNOW!
    (Different liquid, but they can do it too you know!)
    GIVE THEM A CHANCE, DAMNIT!

  37. AcK! says:

    Or does the Ad secretly involve the whole ‘going Green’ and ‘Recycling’?

  38. Tom says:

    What!? It’s important that the patient doesn’t have a mental disorder.

  39. sibo says:

    Hahaha, nice one! :)

  40. Ben says:

    Wow, I can’t believe this many people didn’t get it … if you read the entire thing then you’ll notice that the donor is in fact for males, they’re talking about the FEMALE recipients.

  41. I have H1N1 says:

    let me tell u something cum cum cum

  42. attorneys says:

    roller derby folks?

  43. Beshine says:

    Wow superfail! :)


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