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First
Fancy being tazed for old times sake? It’s quiet here this morning and no-one will see us.
FIRST
We don’t need no water, let the motherfirsters burn. Burn, motherfirsters, burn.
double negative! that means you want water to dowse us in and save us only to FIRST again another day. thank you
Indeed, he did use a double negative and therefore claim that he actually needed water. However, since he followed that up with “burn motherfirsters burn” he clearly has no intentions of using that needed water to dowse you. Have a nice day, and on behalf of Alston, please die slowly.
WIN!
WATERtruck fail… FIREtruck WIN.
Makes sense, a cement truck has cement, a water truck has water, …
But a toy truck is a toy. . .
But a garbage truck has trash…
And a hippie’s truck has a stash…
But a hermit will have no truck.
But doesn’t Kermit have a duck?
*Sighs*
*Yawns*
Excuse him; he just fell off the turnip truck.
Firemen and Firetrucks in Fahrenheit 451
started fires, but it was books burning.
Well I guess the rookie will find a better place for his smut novels next time!
Hey buddy… What’s about baby oil?
That’s rather forward – and I’m not your buddy, friend.
Hey! He’s not your friend, buddy!
And I’m not your friend, pal!
I’m not your pal, cobber.
I’m not your cobber, mate.
I’m not your mate, chum.
I’m not your chum, comrade.
I’m not your comrade, lad.
I’m not your lad, amigo!
I’m not your amigo, guy!
Im not your amigo, guy!
I’m not you guy, mon pote!
I’m no guy, girl!
Wait that made me sound like a woman…
Oh well back up plans!!!
C-C-C-C-COOMMMBOOO BREAKER!!!!
Wow that avatar is lammee….
Why are you talking to yourselves?O_o
I apologise for this unecessary commenting…
Any trolling police nearby???
Or shall I do it myself
*readies Tazer*
Oh, before you do that just remember, tazing encourages trolling, learn to ignore ^^
Ok, really sorry for the double post but YES! LAVENDER AVATAR! YEA!
Im no troll… D:
I was having a debate with myself…
Ill stop
thats a hot truck
I always knew firemen were hot stuff.
Comment WIN
Mikey, I want a pic of you.
Definite comment win.
And firemen are definitely hot.
*is nervous*
whhhhhy?
quick!
*throwns berg a couple of firemen*
RUN!!!!!
Tophatters stick together!
*flees*
now that i have you alone…….hahahah
I have a potato and I’m not afraid to use it!
(how nice you are determines who it gets used on)
Beware grannycatflap! I’m ready to ankle-grab anyone threatening Mikey!
*who threatens
ill get the troll away for any *firsters* that try to come here
*Squeeze*
*squeeze*
Your potato has apparently scared him enough.
Hmmm, Arthur, I see you case a case of the typo fairies today!
*shoves fairies into jar*
Thanks for these!
*runs off to do evil experiments on them*
Muahahaha!
You can have as many as you like. They seem to be attracted by me..
Just wanted to check that you were on your toes….butter?
*offers nervously*
that’s a bit creepy berg, what do you plan to do with said pic?
Please don’t answer, berg! I don’t want to know!
Oh you’re no fun, Arthur.. what if it’s something really weird we can make fun of?
But what if it is something really weird that makes us intantly shut down our computers and will keep us awake at night for the rest of our lives, eh?
Weirder than yesterday’s Father Fail?
I don’t think so (and yes, I shut down my computer because of that, I am using carrier pigeons now to read and post on FB).
It’s berg we’re talking about. It may be WAY weirder. And Fluffy, just use your imagination. I think that’ll be funnier than any answer can be.
I’m with Fluffy on this one, I’ll send you a description via carrier pigeon
Guys. You have twisted minds. I just wanted a pic for “comment hero” of the day.
But I’ll take those firemEn now.
I’m still trying to get the image of tophatters sticking together out of my mind…you know what? Nevermind – I can live with it. Really, I’m fine.
You have a “comment hero” of the day? Where can it be found? Who are you?
He’s saying he has a shrine. Nasty.
I’m Batman.
Such things are meant to be seen! Right?
haha shit pizzle, I am just gobbledock. Pizza pizza!
I see you fancy tortoises as well, eh? Currywurst!
And Tittlywink!
The semantic discussion at the Fire Department on the most appropiate name for the trucks – firetruck or watertruck- got out of hand.
Maybe the watertruck is levelling up to a firetruck as it’s beaten enough enemy pokemon?
WTF YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT POKEMON!
Ok. You start off with a normal truck, and can make it hold a waterstone or firestone so when it evolves it can become a watertruck or firetruck. Does that make you happier?
Where can I find a tow truck being towed? Epic fail as well?
pika pika!
Jiggly puff puff.
Psyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyduck.
Squirtlesquirtle.
Goldeengoldeen.
Wiggaweetuuuuuffffff!
charmander charmander!
BULLLBASAURRRRR
koffiiiiiinnnng!
that fire truck reminds me of something that my charmander coughed on
Charizard Char!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I pika’d my psyduck until it made a squirtle
Thank you the internet.
Oh god…Pokemon here too?! *quits life after years of running from Pika Pika Pikaaaachhhuuu*
Grannycatflap, did you give it a Slowpoke?
I hope we proved something with that.
*SQUEEEEEEEZE!!*
I am equally no Pokémon connaisseur, but I do know that they make a wet squishing sound when you step on them. Also they don’t taste so good.
Some make good pipe filling though.
I could imagine Tangella being tamped down into a pipe to be honest.
I think you can imagine other things tamped down into a pipe.
They stopped me from visiting that part of mine due to erosion caused by overuse.
not ‘that part of mine’ but ‘that part of my mind’
rriiiiight….
After being hung out to dry in the desert sun. Good for stuffing mattresses, too.
*Knows far too much about Pokemon.*
Who doesn’t?
I don’t, mon.
This’ll possibly open another can of worms, mon.
I pok e mon jus dat won time.
I really lol’d on this one! A sudden outburst of aggression because of not knowing enough about Pokemons! Hehehe!
That’s the best sort of aggression. I have experienced pokemon aggression before. I’ll never learn.
You teach me and I’ll teach you.
“Po-Ke-MO-ooon… Gotta catch ‘em all (gotta catch ‘em all) PokeMon!” [/themesong]
That is so … meta.
Whoa!
Armageddon or tea?
Cake, please.
Thanks I’ve just put mine out.
I just accidenty a whole one.
ooh! that’s gonna burn on the way out!
Dude… It’s called FIRE TRUCK for a reason! Geez.
is this from Australia? in which case, too soon!
I think it is… and Yes, too soon. But not just that, the fact that the truck is on fire doesn’t necessarily mean they fail; it probably means that they got so close to the fire, so determined to put it out (bravery, which is applauded in Western culture) that their firetruck caught fire… Which means it’s Bravery Win, not Firetruck Fail.
Weird as it may seem, I hope that is the case. The wretches that phone up the fire services to attack the firemen and then pelt the truck sicken me.
The CFA condemns such behaviour though. Firefighter safety before all else.
I hooked up with an Aussie firefighter from Melbourne once.
I can definitely say he was extremely dangerous… and didn’t take precautions. But the STD is worth it because he was hot.
I hope it was something you could easily get rid of.
as long as you stay positive, but not as in HIV
Love is fleeting but herpes is forever.
please people, this is serious. you don’t want a fireman to prematurely pop in your face, that’s why I now have a lazy eye
Aye, that sounds very unsatisfactory.
*Disclaimer*
I didn’t actually get an STD.
what’s that then? *points*
A bellybutton. Most people have them.
Good boy!
*Shoots Pheasant*
.
*Side note*
I do not believe you didn’t get a Satisfyingly Turned on Date.
Where I come from, date is an anatomical term.
I thought you were just being fruity by turning on dates. I’l fig-ure it out one day.
You two are quite a pear.
Unless it was:
Satisfied
Totally
Damn!
Which is what is sounds like.
CFA or MFB? The paid ones (MFB) might be crazier.
MFB. I think they are
note that it’s firefighter safety, not firetruck safety. Every bushfire season the CFA looses trucks because it’s too dangerous to stay with them, and would take too long to get them out of there.
1) It doesn’t look like CFA uniforms.
2) They are wearing oxygen tanks, which are never taken to bushfires.
3) The uniforms look rather heavy/bulky another reason it wouldn’t be a bushfire. The uniform to wear to bushfires is lighter to allow greater dexterity.
“Quick! Get the hammer!”
“I can’t get to it, there’s too many venomous snakes!”
(Man runs out of house and throws a small bucket of water on the fire)
“That should do it!”
“It didn’t work! RUN!”
(Everybody runs for the fire exits and ends up stuck in a corner)
Challenge: Give links to all references.
hands a link to each reference
fire win
This should be “vehicle name win”.
Irony Win?
i was literally going to write this. good thing i did a search of the word “irony”
FIRST
*Dr Cox impression*
Wrong wrong wrong wrong
Wrong wrong wrong wrong
You’re wrong
You’re wrong
You’re wrong
Oh my god a fire, go and fetch an arm chair for the fire fighter!!!
On bonfire night when I was young we used to burn the armchairs too.
Back in the day we would burn wiccan. . . or wicker. . . I was never really sure what to bring.
*snickers*
I don’t get it. Where’s the failure here?
If, as you suggest, a firefighter was sitting down then this would be an hilarious failure.
It’s a reference to a previous fail.
You have a generous heart, fluffy.
You have a generous beat, Mookie.
You accidenty your r and s. And they look bigger on camera.
You rest them on a camera? Not sure how I feel about that.
It was sarcasm.
Um, what’s that?
Youurrreee ssoooo smartttt
thats sacrasm because
1. i said it in a unrealistic voice
2. its not true
You forgot the ”’ in youurrreee.
Just sayin’.
If it’s the same guy in firefirghting fail, it could be considred a combo fail and lets hope he’s not in charge.
*jumps on top of firetruck with a blanket*
*sets off smoke signals to summon DrB and Arthur Eld and Czuhc*
*puffs smoke signals with pipe in response to Mikey’s summoning*
Billions of blue blistering barnacles! Fancy meeting you here! Hurrah!
*squeeze*
I tried sending smoke to DrB direct but it’s not happening, I have no idea how to try summon Arthur though?
You need some man bait.
Ooooo! Man baiting! Can I come?
Hello! Two beautiful ladies – how could I resist?
Fine! Next time I come to failblog I’ll wear a dress then.
I’m sure you’ll look…umm…great *giggles*
I think a black crushed velvet number would set off this tophat magnificently.
Arr, methinks both shipmates are belowdecks and cannot see th’signals. Arr, let’s not be the less merry for it!
*invites Mikey to join in the sailor’s hornpipe*
fiddle me timber yaaaaar!
Toofast ye scurvy dog!
NOT LIKE THAT! LIKE THIS!
hmmm…too soon..just too soon..
..even through it doesnt look like a firetruck from australia, still…slightly too soon.
I’m not sure about interstate, but the CFA here in Victoria has at least half a dozen different models of truck in service.
It’s from Texas.
Post test #8675
Yay, it works again!
fluffy, it worked!
I thought I was banned or something. Posting didn’t work at all. Glad it does again!
Hmmm… now it seems that everybody but me is banned. I am the king of failblog!
*celebrates – alone*
*is bored*
Awww poor Arthur… You will never be a good dictator.
That’s why I said no to the Vatican-guys. “Pope?”, I said, “no way. It’s loneley on top and those nuns are no fun!”
i’m not banned…yet
Woo hoo!!! We should do this every night.
Firefighters are getting a bad rap this week on Failblog!
your type is rank
Thank you…?
you said it
It’s kind of a win bieng that it’s a fire truck.
they should call the fire department!
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/various-sundries
Firetruck. Haha. I geddit.
Is this what happens when you bring a Fluffer Truck to a fire?
I’m glad you said ‘friggen’ just to tone it down a tad. Yes, we get it.
*Chuckles*
OMFG way to go America can sleep at night with you guys on the job.
I don’t follow the “love me” ending…
Perhaps there was suppose to be a comma?
love, me?
*shrug*
Use the water from the now ‘fire’truck to put out the fire truck. Irony win.
But, how can a fire truck that’s supposed to put out fires, catch on fire? And if it does catch on fire, how come we send them out to stop fires? And what do we send, to stop a fire truck that’s one fire? And if a fire truck is there, that means there is a fire somewhere else, so do they send two fire trucks, one to stop the fire truck fire, and the fire? And fire, fire, fi-ahhhh UGGHGHGHGHGHHHH FIREEEEE!!!!!!! ::your head asplode:
This is what happens to fire fighters who bad mouth about Kurt Russel’s acting in Back draft. (He will know, oh yes, he will know)
In Soviet Russia…
Вот не надо тут на Советский Союз нагонять. А фейл действительно эпический
It’s from the new Hotwheels range of emergency vehicles.
(Hows that for slow witted?)
The external combustion engine wasn’t so hot an idea.
Come back next year, I’ll have thought of some more by then.
*puts on bartender outfit*
*opens bar*
The bar is now open! What would you like?
Wait a second, I think I saw that fire in person. Was this taken in Clear Lake City, TX?
Yup. Engine 71. You can see the “Houston” on one FF’s gear.
FIRST
Fail of the Year !
OUCH!!!! this is one of the most painful fails i’ve ever seen… and i fail every day!!!
*cringe*
Well this a predicament.
I’ve gone through this entire fail, and I can’t believe no one has summoned Lunchbox yet!
Lunchbox, Lunchbox, Lunchbox!
*cringes in anticipation*
*pops into existence*
This is a pre-recorded message to announce that Lunchbox said he would be absent for a few days a few fails back. Message ends. -=beep=-
*pops back out of existence*
Pops back out of existence?? Just like that? No little dance or nuthin?
I loves me some Moomin dancin’.
*pop*
*Shakes it likes it’s a polaroid picture*
*un-pop*
Yep definitely Texas
http://hcnonline.com/articles/2009/02/14/bay_area_citizen/news/doc4994df493f1a9433061922.txt
My question is, is that hose that the fire fighter is using to fight the truck fire coming out of the burning truck?
Combustion WINS, Firefigthers uber FAIL
lol thats just irony
what the hell??
Gee, that’s only slightly in bad taste.
ching chong ching ching chong chong chong
this may also be from an incident in Houston, TX, where embers from a fire were blowin into the cab and set the truck ablaze….
Yeah laugh it up
this happened quite a few times just recently due to bushfires
real frickin funny if you had a firend/family member trapped in soeomthing like this
have a think about it
“Sarge, do ya think anyone will notice when we drive Ol’Bessy down Main St. tomorrow for the big Parade?”
Yo Dawg, I heard you like fires, so I put a fire in your firetruck so you can fight fires while you drive.
More like Epic, Ironic Fail
Then again, it is a FIRE truck…
HAHAHAA
hahaha
Haha, the ironixD
It happens.. sounds like they either didn’t have the windows closed and embers got in starting the fire(which is a fail) or something else broke the window first and then embers got in starting the fire.
IRONY!
thats ironic i must say
Brotherhood win.
I think i see a lolcat in the corner…
hey it’s true! It IS a fire truck!
thats not a fail…thats just plain ironic
Also, weak stream fail.
Wow so ironic, like a police car getting jaked.
IRONY WIN!
last!
Well they are risking their life for us.
Wow! A genuine firetruck.
Sad thing is, I’ve seen something very similar here where I live. Of course, we have almost come to expect it out of our fire-fighting crews…..