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Just had to.
Mercedes looks like it’s been there a while..
FIRAT
1st
*masturbates*
fap fap
kaasbroodjes
Jij roept ook maar wat.
wat!!!??
piss!!! this isnt where i parked my car!!!
Whoopy-Daisy, I thought that was MY car I was driving…
Stomme nederlander
Stroopwaffel.
hmmm Stroopwaffels
_FAIL_: waFels
What? My technicians tell me that is not masturbation and you’re doing it all wrong!
Some people take “spanking the monkey” too literally.
hebben hollanders techniekers nodig om te masturberen?
Doesn’t look like it’s going anywhere for a while either!
I didn’t know anything could top a mercedes. I guess I was wrong.
That looks like a perfectly good use for a merc.
would have been better if you were in it
Germans are so kinky.
That’s more a dent than a kink.
(Hiya!)
.
That merc is well restrained, all the same.
(Morning)
.
The red car is simply giving the Merc a lapdance. How voyeuristic of us.
How pole-ite of you to point that out!
It’s stripping the top from that merc, though!
I prefer the convertibles which get topless.
And pop out of cakes and have their headlights on.
It’s the best kind of auto-erotica.
They do look quite asphyxiated on each other, but I hope they’ve remembered the lube. Just sayin’.
Der heisst Klaus Kinsky, nicht kinky!!!
Are those dollar bills stuffed under the timing belt?
Hope it doesn’t blow its gasket too early.
Oh how whoreable!
It must’ve been a professional job to get it up so well.
I dunno…I’ve seen some amateurs who could get it up pretty darned well.
Yeah that’s a beyond a little bump and grind.
German license plates look totally different.
Yeah. They just LOVE dress-ups.
Right because these are russian ones
the 1′s in the plate are russian?
They are both Russian, in fact 99 region number means they’re from Moscow
Ahem.
*raises eyebrow*
Good morning Arthur.
Your eyebrow appears to be stuck in the up position.
I guess mine and DrB’s medical procedures didn’t work on you?
Good morning! I don’t know if “medical procedure” is really what you guys tried to do. Whenever there’s a potato involved I have my doubts…
It had medicinal herbs on it, and he’s a Dr. And you’re not dead so it can’t of been that bad?
‘can’t have been that bad’.
*apologises*
Ok, I’ll confess: It was actually quite pleasant. And I was closer to death yesterday, because I was trying to hold my breath until you show up. Didn’t make it, though. Had a busy day?
I was trapped in a seminar on soil
*squeeze*
I missed being here.
You were trapped in some seminal oil??
Gross!!
Ewwww!!! And he *SQUEEZE*D it, too!
He was trapped in a sermon of foil.
*squeeze*
And we missed you. Btw, I think we have to avoid ankle-grabbing today, I twisted mine yesterday really badly. Now it looks like a tennisball is inside it…
Ooh, what happened?
Football… But it was a good game. Until the last minute…
Ouchie.
*runs on with magic sponge to apply to ankle*
Wow, that helped! It hurts less now. Ok, drugs also helped. But I reconsider my above statement. A day without ankle-grabbing is a wasted day!
*squeezes ankle better*
Magic sponges are the best cure for football injuries, it’s all you need. That and a metal bucket of freezing water.
Would a Mai Tai also help?
*offers*
Thanks to you both!
*takes metal bucket, pours out water*
*fills bucket with Mai Tai*
Now THAT should do the trick!
Awww… poor Arthur…. Now I’m sorry I called you a virjan in the next fail…
Thanks! It’s not that bad, no bone is broken. But judging by the sound it made, I assume that at least one sinew is torn.
No more football for me in the next weeks.
Oohh…ouchie.
*gentle squeeze*
I prescribe chocolate. It’s good for all ills.
Didn’t they have carpeting and chairs on the seminar?
We all felt dirty so we played in the mud.
Could you see a horizon?
Especially in Moscow (considering the license plates).
The photo definitely wasn’t taken in Germany. Looks more like Eastern Europe, if you ask me, which you don’t. The only thing clearly German in this photo is the 20+ yo Merc. Not sure about the exotic mating ritual.
It’s definitely shot in Moscow, Russia.
Number plate layout is clearly Russian (x000xx 00), and merc’s license plate have a 99 in the upper right corner.
squish me
I draw the line at jockies.
Then they can cross it and win the race?
‘If’ and I say ‘if’ that were to happen, there would be ‘no’ and I say ‘no’ photo-finish.
Hahahahahahaha.
No chance of you bringing your little man out to play then?
Sounds like some more naughty moomin pics are in the making! *grabs camera and makes popcorn*
You made popcorn with your camera? What will they think of next?
Want us to get rid of that camera, Mikey? I have a bicycle right here…
Just make sure you don’t only scratch it.
Drat! There’s always a bicycle!
Car thieves! It’s being given a leg-up to break into that building!
They’re spying at the cadillac next door. She’s just taking an oil change – hot!
I think some thieves were stripping her.
The red one is the older brother – he’s just farting on the little one.
OMG no way… You had an older brother, too?
Omg…*snork*…I have an older brother and he NEVER did this to me!
keep the ‘with-your-brother’-fantasies to yourself please
FIRST
rite
You should see where the aliens put the cow.
Oh deer!
It’s a load of bull. . .
Stag-ger over here and say that, partner.
*shuffles over feeling sheepish*
what a boar..
Sorry, I’m hogging the comments.
Meh. Roll with it. Nobody’s sower.
quit horsing around you two
We’re foal-ing no-one but ourselves?
Well what did mule expect?
Cow-mon now, enough is enough.
It’s nothing to crow about, you know.
You know we just calf to keep at it, though.
I’m worried we’ll make an ass of ourselves.
But it’s for the amoosement of everyone else, so rock on!
Right, so let’s not let anyone reindeer on our parade.
If you carabou-t us, you’ll do it, Mikey.
You and your elk are all the same.
DOE! I need the bukkit.
How can you all keep carping on this subject?
You’ve been ox-ed to stop.
Be of stout of heart Mikey, don’t let her pull the wool over your eyes.
I’m like a lamb to the slaughter to her.
I’ll only tell you once more to goat play outside. And-tell-Opie to come in.
You’re always rabbiting on. Frog-get it, am going out.
Come here, buckaroo, and tell me why we (c)an’t elope?
We canteloupe because a melon isn’t an animal?
*stands looking puzzled*
An antelope is a deer-like animal.
I was just getting your goat.
*squeeze*
*squeezes Mikey D back*
My first squeeze!
*gets light headed*
*ties a rope to Sidhe cat’s head*
*ties the other end around a tree*
Just to make sure you don’t fly away. Safety third!
*holds Sidhe by the ankles*
We’ll help keep your feet on the ground.
*take one sharpened claw and ping cuts rope.*
*Fluffs wings *
You both made made me forget what I was going to say…
Oh yeah.
“Don’t worry, it must have been the accident that fogged your (b)rain,dear.”
Sorry. I haven’t quite got the hang of this yet
*covers face with paw*
Thanks for the effort, but you can still hold my feet. I’ll tell you when to tie me up.
*I’ve got to get my sense of humo(u)r in sync with everyone. Plus my computer is slooow. I am too, tonight. *yawn* I think I should head off before I put my paw in my mouth.
Awwww
(Are you one of LeGuin’s Catwings?)
I feel like I’m betraying Arthur by holding another’s ankles.
Have a mice catnap.
I play with lots of
micemen. DrB, Arthur, and you. Hee!I was a bit jealous.
Sleep well, Sidhe. And don’t forget to tell us when to tie you uo!
I
give
up!
Nite Guys!
When the moon is full.
Catwings, Mikey? What on earth did you sea?
The best laid plans of micemen Sidhe?
Couldn’t say for sure DrB, to my left hand was darkness.
Is it dispossessed?
FARTS
is it inly trolls who want to be first?
leave ‘em it;s their only chance of a usefull contribution…
That’s a funny lookin’ rug.
It looks a little off.
I think the crane dropped it there after pulling it out of the “parking lot.”
offcicer!!! that car is double parked.
It’s from when they were still trying to get the idea of multi-storey parking right.
They took it to the next level.
She ramped it up alright!
or maybe they didn’t really get the idea of carpooling
That cute red one’s doing some carstooling. See – kinky.
National Soda fountain Week?
Not So Funny Whale?
Never Seen a Fraggle Wank?
No, but I’ll frag your wankle!
Hey baby, need a lift?
She’s jacked, you mean?
She looks a bit hung over. Maybe I should have offered a pick-me-up.
You’re such a gentleman. I like how you raise your standard for ladies.
It’s such an ego-boost when he does that.
Yeah, and the Mercedes is leaking oil. I think it’s about to blow a gasket.
It’s gonna need to let off some steam.
It should head over to the garage and cool off.
It’s firing on all cylinders.
There’s plenty of power transferred into the drivetrain.
“I’ll show him to steal my parking spot!”
it’s you in the picture?
romania, I gather?
Russia.
do they always park like that?
Meh. Anpu knows better ways to get hybrids.
oh..
Now thats a good idea to stimulate the automotive market..
Saying that, i have to point out that americans invented the car! (thx Mr Obama)
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
everyone knows that red cars go faster
…and crash sooner
Love how the windows are still intact.
Some parking lots are quite slippery in St.Petersburg, Russia. Don’t ever park under them.
It’s Moscow, by the way (99 code)
i knew it was some sort of cow
silly goose, that’s no way to park a car
Silly goose, that’s no way to parp a car.
Skinny moose, fat’s no way to mark a bar
Finny goose, hat’s for gay to bark from far
Funny thing that nobody’s around who tries to do anything about the fail. Seems they just left the cars and went away. Of course, it IS cold outside…
it just happened, first they shot a pic
When i grow up i want to be a grown up and also a fail phototgrapher!
yo punished!
yo shit upon
Feel the power of Mother Russia!
Be afraid of russian drivers.
Must have been a Romanian visiting Russia. The failing pattern is obvious.
saving space WIN xD
you dead
I prefer the term “undead” thanks.
There’s a Mazda Miata taking it’s roof down, and the Mercedes was just helping his buddy get a good look!
Oh come on! Was it really necessary to make my joke before I made it? One minute – damn you!
You couldn’t get down this far to check the comments because of your injured ankle?
Err – yes! Of course, that’s it!
*confident voice* I couldn’t get here because my ankle is injured.
That means that SYZYGY posting the joke before you is making fun of your injury!
I feel so offended! That’s rac.. sex… injurism!
Whatever it is, I’m offended.
I love 2 car sex.
I
Now, how did that happen?
*facepalm*
Hmm. Mysterious. Do you have a glass eye? Did it fall out?
If it did, he doesn’t have a glass eye anymore.
One advise: If you have a glass eye and you’re in jail – DON’T tell that to you cellmates! I was way too popular…
That must have been a real headf*ck for you?
They called me “three-ways”.
*cries*
Really?
You suddenly have this scary tone in your voice…
*moves away from DrB*
What? I can’t hear you! My technicians tell me that is pepper, not a microphone.
Is that where mini-minors come from?
Talk about heavy metal!
wow, that BMX dude parks as well as he rides.
Lol, it is Russia
Only a Fail fo rthe Mercedes.. WIN for the other driver.
Those cars LOVE each other!
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/taunting
A Mercedes happens to make an excellent parking spot.
penis
Maybe a Parking FAIL, but it’s definitely a Space Efficiency WIN! X-D
Do you wonder how the parking instructions went?
Probably something like this:
A little more to the right and you can still go back a little. *CRASH* I said a LITTLE!!!
monster truck ambitions?
In America, you drive a car.
In Soviet Russia, car drive on you!
Is anyone ready for some hot car on car action?
in soviet russia, car parks u!
thats a Hyundai WIN!
Hyundai Santa Fail proved one thing: Mercedes “Bends.”
Man, bad parking jobss are getting really old.
Parking fail, or 4 wheel drive win? oh wait, it’s a hyundai…
just.. wow
Wow, what a fail. That blue car should have it’s tires facing into the curb on a hill.
Nice!
THESE ARENT FUNNY ANYMORE
lol
…but a Class War WIN!
Is that VOLDEMORT in the background?
There’s no harm done. I always check the transmission that way, the rear end for stress factors. Boy this is really a nice pen man!
OMG, that was on my birthday! Epic win!
aww this isnt where i parked car!!!
you mean your car?
yeah wutev
(parking insurance)
double parking
car fail
no. no. no thats a win!! he/her just got him/her self a great spot that no on wold ever imagine!!
SICK PARKING IDIOT!!!!
very bad parking job.