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They misspelled signing it as Arthur Eld too.
Well, I assume that is what ‘Aurher Ema’ is supposed to be.
Well, I was really young…
*sits Arthur ‘Aurher’ Eld on couch*
So tell me of your exploits with Nacho the Party Puppy.
It sure knew how to party!
And you danced to ‘So Nacho’ by Sinitta?
Don’t be stupid, be a smarty. Come on join the Nacho Party.
My roommate’s name is Soren H. Lol.
Yes, and that was annoying after a while. That Party Puppet had a bad taste in music.
With a name like Nacho I expected him to be into cheesy stuff. He sure can Salsa dance though.
That’s why I stay away from pun-runs – I failed in every attempt so far…
Nacho the party puppy yeah! If you hit him sweets come out
What would cheeses do?
Make wine outta the salsa?
They probably meant “Author Ema Virjan”
i think they ment the name when they said fail lol
They really put the ‘a’ in virgin aswell.
Arthur Eld is a virjan? I guess that would explain some things…
Well, I wrote about my time in jail in the previous thread. So virjan… I wish I was.
I can vouch for that sweet cheeks
DrB, did you mean as well or ass well?
Did anyone else notice that her last name is VIRJAN?!!!?!?! i mean c’mon.
C’mon what? The author’s name is Emma J. Virjan. The book is titled “Nacho The Party Puppy.” The publisher is Random House.
Derrrrrr.
That’s bascically correct.
According to my dicitionary they are correct.
The punctuciation is also right.
But the paper has measles. Eek, maybe it’s a computer virus.
My computer already had that when it was young. I don’t need to worry.
My computer once caught weasels, but the RSPCA put a stop to that.
Your computer is not pc!
My, my. Why don’t unix that language, Arthur?
awk!!
Just having some fun while wearing my Mac Evangelist hat. Why don’t you join os?
Easy now mac, he’s not offending.
Comeing from someone who sits behind a desktop (computer) all day.
Algol remove that extra ‘e’ for you Emp.
Damn thing insertes itself where ever it wants these days…
there is goes again ^
You mean interpunction.
Well, Missippi’s literacy program shows improvement.
They get a bigger turnout on Incest Night.
fun for the whole family!
ooooooooooooh, Body Bingo!!
Body Shots are more fun.
*grins*
And don’t forget to visit that family planning seminar! And remember, use the rear entrance!
The fail is they are advertising for an event that already happened!
53.2 wpm, with 1 incorrect. Woo.
How do you rank Mr Toadstool?
Am I Mr Toadstool?
Depends if you’re angry about being referred to as such or not. . .
Well seeing as I’m a goomba…I would prefer you call me Mr. Goomba The Fantastic, or Jon works too.
Jump on Mr Toadstool quick! I’m wondering what a toad’s stool looks like now anyone?
They look shiny and metallic when the toads are feasting on beetles.
I dunno guys…he looks pretty angry anyways…
ooh, I don’t want to give my typing score, too very awful. It’s probably ‘cos I have gloves on, though…
15.8 and 11 mistakes. Do you feel better now? Btw, can I have my own bukkit, please?
Mine is horrible, too. But I have really really fat fingers. I need to use a pencil to dial 911.
Use a phone, you’ll get better results.
But I can’t write notes with a phone. I’m sticking with the pencil.
Hee, oh Mikey D I can always count on you to brighten my day by saying something amusing
He’s pretty free with the cocktails, too.
LOL – add a comma after ‘pretty’
*apologises for warped mind*
Free Mikey D with my cocktail? That sounds like a pretty sweet deal.
You can spell inadequately and still be literate.
You just look like a retard doing it.
“Litera” means Letter, just for the old Romans’ sake, a literate SHOULD know how to use the letters.
You can spell literately and still be inadequate.
Whoa, really?
Exactly – it’s a literacy night, not an orthography night!
Dude it’s not a typo. They mean LITERCY. Litercy is a word.
… and it means what exactly?
It means “I’m illiterate”
Haha.. if you google Literacy, you will find that litrecy.com is the leading literacy ion the web. tee hee.. buncha idiots…
It comes after literbee and before literbackwardsbee.
Personally, I’m most excited to go and see Nacho the Party Puppy.
He’s grown, though, so now he’s Nacho the Party Pooch.
This was at my high school!
This was at a high school? I assumed it was a sign made by a first grader.
Nacho the Party Puppy?
=D:
He’s nacho average pup.
D:
Nooooo, you’re getting sadder as you post more comments again
You should go to Nacho’s website. It’ll either make you laugh or make you kill yourself. Either way you won’t be sad.
I think he wants you to tickle him again.
*tickles Arthur’s ankles*
Oooooouch! Wait you..
*grabs Mikeys ankles*
Gotcha!
Where’s the camera!?
*looks under the couch for it*
*gets popcorn and some tissues*
I bet she reeds almost as good as she rights
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/jack-grabber
FIRST! YES!
make sure you bring your textbook Bascic Reading Skills
That avatar is too cruel. Just when I had forgotten…
It really is disturbing to see first thing in the morning.
Fortunately I saw it the nineteenth thing.
Still disturbing, though.
Did anyone notice the Ema Virjan
just say it
Eem a virjan
maybe it is just me, it reminds me of I’m a virgin
That reminds you that you’re a virgin? Did you forget that for a while?
Were you having sex while you forgot it?
Touched for the very first time?
I think this is an effort WIN! (As long as they’re older than 7)
Clearly I meant younger there…
I need another brain sharpening!
What if the teacher wrote it?
Sack him/her!
Are they good in the sack?
(sorry, that’s my warped mind showing now)
LAST BIOTCHES! OH….penis.
no
Looks more like a gherkin to me.
Has it always been inverted like that?
I think what’s really fail is that it looks like they forgot the R in literacy too and squeezed that in last minute….and forgot the A too.
So you’re saying they misspelled “Literacy”? That’s hilarious!
Well, he’s no funnyboi…
I have no cornholio for my bunghole.
Also, the bolsheviks have anticipated the coffee creamer going bad in the next decade and that’s what’s really fail.
Shiloh. Doku Doku.
Nacho the Party Puppy! F*CK YES.
Is Nacho the Party Puppy the one telling the stories?
Cus that would be a win of epic proportions my friends.
I can understand that it was a kid writing that poster. But come on! The adult in charge should have proof read it first!
That is one odd-looking book they drew.
LOL, priceless. Gotta love that one!
RT
http://www.be-anonymous.us.tc
that’s not fair, a kid made it.
Yep. That’s a literacy fail.
As soon as you misspell one word, you loose the ability to read/write.
You know somtimes, ghsaveew dlanspoweasdnalas aqpnlajd; dsownfls ndle;sk;2ropw. dsosdfnsd anasodfnd,e..ae24vds ikh adoew035sdlaew!
qi4ijai?
Sad.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are such fail that it makes me want to kill a rainbow and punch a small animal or two.
lol one of the names is virjan
What about the comma after the month? FAIL
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pcleas. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by ilstef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Wow, Litercy night is held on my birfdai!
Is this at Barack Obama Elementary School?
i would love to meet nacho the party puppy!
that girl has a funny last name
author ema virgin XD
YUMMMMMMM puppy….
i mean Nachos Heh Heh
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