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I used to hate my ol’ father…
Oh btw just reminded me, does this remind to anyone the “cool look fail” with a cool guy with shades and his fat dad naked on the side?
I was more reminded of the “public decency” fail.
OMG THAT DADDY WAS HOT!!!!
i’d hit that
Someone already did. With an ugly stick.
Come on, if that was your kid, you’d fail up his video too.
I love how disappointed he made that stupid prick look. That was a true fathering win.
This was an epic win.
Yeh, with a baseball bat.
I’d hit too……with a truck
Uncanny resemblance! Nauseating, too, especially right after lunch.
Especially when he is dancing with his fat out. I can clearly hear the pissed tone of the boy, although I don’t recognize the language.
Yeah, and in revenge for the interruption, he put the video on the net.
Naughty boy… Well, like father, like son.
it`s polish:)
100% Polish.
100% Bullshit?
COMBOBREAKER
yeah, do the dance!
“You were such a P.Y.T
Catching all the lights
Just easy as A.B.C
That’s how we make it right”
i’d polish off that
100% fail
Win
Meh, 90% of statistics are made up.
100% natural beef
100% KITTTYANALRAPE
It is Polish
Boy says something like “the hell, I’ve just…”
yeah it’s polish…
we could translate it into “ffs! just when I’m recording?”
100% you like sucking your moms d1ck alkja?
100% Bullshit polish?
100% yo momma ?
It’s 100% NOT Polish.
Culture yourself before you fail.
Really? I am Polish but could hardly understand it, maybe slovak? But heck, maybe Polish as my dad does the same thing, walks around the house in his underwear LOL.
It’s Polish language. Boy said something like ” Damn, why now ?? ”
So I t think dad likes to do this a lot :p
lunch!?! It says that its only 10 am there, unless you’re not in america? Hmmm?
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Ok, maybe I haven’t been reading all of the fails, as now there are so many each day! Its like…like…LOLcats with the number of submissions. There I said that bad word. Spankme if you must.
*quickly closes portal between ICHC and FB*
The mention of the word “L*Lc**s” opens the typo fairy portal…
It’s 10am on the Pacific coast. On the Atlantic coast, from where many FBers hail, it is 1pm already.
Ah, I see. Thank you. Living in South Africa, which is so small we only have 1 hour difference between our west and eastern coasts…not four different times! The idea still boggles my mind.
Well, we think that China is weird, because the entire country is all on one time zone despite how huge it is. It’s all a matter of what you’re used to.
Well, most of us are two stupid to rest our watches every time we make a trip, so the whole country is GMT +2…
You have to rest your watch…? Man, you need a new watch. Yours is a prima-donna!
You blaspheme the name of Digital! Heresy! Heresy!
*calms down*
Sorry, I get carried away sometimes…would you like a drink?
I’m playing the bartender here, so…
*puts on bartender outfit*
What would you like?
Little wound up there?
Yeah, Strategist is like a ticking time bomb.
I’ll have a blood orange cosmo please.
Pomegranate martini, please!
Well, It can’t hurt too much to give Di another drink…
*slides another one across the bar*
*prepares a pomegranate martini for DW*
Ah what the hell. On the house!
*slides drinks down bar*
There you go!
3 drinks! All right! *lines them up in front of her* I think I’ll just sip in order. *sips from first, second, third cosmos* Hehe.
I’ll put a thimblrful of Katchian coffee next to those drinks so that you can take three sips then sober up! How’s that for brilliant! Now you won’t get a shock of having to desober after all of those drinks!
Sure!
*pours Guinness and slides it down to Sir Schmoopy*
Here you go!
Tree martoonis here, tarbender!
I’ll take a Red Devil!
i swear to drunk im not god!!!
tar bent?
And apparently they only have one watch for every two people.
I thought South Africa was doing better than that…
We are…we now have analogue for everybody! It’s so amazing!
You obviously have never listened to Miss Teen South Carolina.
And oh, how I lament that, like, and such as.
Uh…why would I be listening to a girly show, and besides I have never heard of that show…
Strategist, it was “Miss America”. Or “Miss Teen America”. A “beauty” pageant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII
That should explain everything. It makes me cry.
Oh…
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I thought it was a show, Radio or TV, not a “showing off”. My bad. Sorry.
*hangs head in shame*
Not knowing this particular nugget of “info” is not a thing to be ashamed of.
Oh lordy…NO CLICKIE!!
I do NOT need to see that again.
She mentioned my country…I feel violated that it was used in that sentence.
I warned you.
Strategist, at least she doesn’t LIVE in your country.
Strategist, at least she doesn’t LIVE in your country…
Is there an echo in here? *voice reverberates echo in here*
Question answered.
There was a sentence in there? My ears are bleeding….
Sorry couldn’t tell if you were being declarative or not? I cannot hear you.
I love that Miss Teen N. Carolina chick. I’d like to wrap her up and take her home and and hug her and kiss her and smack her for being stupid. But that’s just me.
My technician tells me there is an echo an echo in here.
You’d expect China to have gazillions of time zones, since they make it so cheaply there. But then again, slave made time isn’t nearly as reliable as US time – I wonder where we’re getting ours these days…
Hmm, I wouldn’t go on about slavery if I were you… :p
Touchy subject in America, no?
Depends on who you talk to.
Uh oh. You ended your sentence with a preposition whilst talking to Loz.
*ducks and covers*
I think the bigger problem is the lack of an “m”.
I’m with Hammykins on this one. *hides with Dragonwriter*
*stands around doing nothing*
Oh! Right.
*hides*
I’m quite used to it by now. But maybe I could placate her with rum? An entire bottle of rum?
Maybe if you throw in a “yo ho ho” that will do the trick.
But then we’d have a drunken sailor on our hands, and then what would we do?
I’m perfectly sober, and it’s getting quite cozy under these covers.
*skitters away to her own shelter*
Was it something I said?
Just didn’t want to encroach
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*is not gonna use the term “ho” in ANY reference to Loz*
I know better!
Hee…! It’s okay, di. It’s like a slumber party, only we’re expecting carnage.
*surreptitiously gropes the Admiral under the covers*
Oh! Well, in that case…*drags her own sleeping bag under the quilt with DW & AA so as to have her own grope-free space but still enjoy the camaraderie* Popcorn? I have with and without butter.
Ooooh! Ahem, I mean, does Loz even drink rum?
*wonders what a drunken Loz will do with a red pen*
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Without butter please!
Loz would draw on us while we sleep!
*holds up bowl of popcorn with peccorino romano and white truffle salt (just a touch)* Anyone want any?
*passes butter-free bag of popcorn to the Admiral* And for you, Dragonwriter? As for Loz + rum, if she was excited by the prospect of rum sweets, I imagine she likes rum. I think perhaps I would just stay out of the way of the pen.
Depends… do any of those words mean “penicillin?” If not, I’m game.
Oooh, I’ll have some of the non-butter variety, thanks!
*munchity-munchy-munch*
……*grope*
We better not fall asleep then.
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*enjoys thunderstorm, puts arm around Dragon*
Are you allergic to penicillin Hammy?
Hammy, does “cheese” translate to “penicillin”? If so, this is not for you.
As long as the cheese is not moldy in a very specific way, I think Hammykins will be okay.
Indeed I am, Admiral.
It’s cheese? Well, why didn’t you say so? Cheese is my favourite dairy product!
Hammy, while I’m not exactly allergic to penicillin, I AM sensitive to it. Peccorino Romano offers me no problems. You should be fine.
It is, indeed, the king of all cheeses. Yum.
*nestles back in the Admiral’s arms*
*sneaks a small handful of the cheesy deliciousness* Mmmm…
Hammy, did you have a skin test to corroborate the allergy diagnosis?
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*lets other hand wander a little*
You don’t have to sneak! It’s a really big bowl. And I offered to share!
Not recently, but I like to play it safe.
*grabs some roman piccolo popcorn*
*shifts a little bit to the left*
Close enough.
*hands hammy a flute of sparkling cider*
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*knows the spot, goes there*
EEeeep!
Loud thunder!
*burrows*
Hee! Now THAT was some loud thunder!
*goes spelunking*
*giggle*
*shines flashlight on face from below*
*pretends to be scary*
Pfft…! As if you could ever scare me.
*but gives a little “Eeek!” in the spirit of the game*
*snork!* spelunking! You seem to really like that, Dragon!
*fakes scary attack, grapples*
*shrieks and wraps limbs around you*
*staggers in late, drunk on the rum*
Why I oughta…!
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…but aww, you guys are so cute all tucked up in bed hiding from me, I couldn’t possibly get out the red pen at a moment like this.
But Avis… you’ll be hearing from me in the morning…
In Soviet Russia, they had eleven time zones.
No joke!
In here it’s 8:15 pm.
Yesterday or today?
I think you actually mean today or tomorrow.
Possibly from today to tomorrow, if you are in America. 26th of February in here, night, while in America it is…26th February morning?
Late morning to early afternoon on Feb. 26, yes.
Huh??? It’s early afternoon, Friday, February 27 here! Uh-oh….did I forget to reset the S-T continuum?
*flees!*
Whoa…wait, Judy, where are you? I thought you were in the States…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…!!!!!
*sobs*
*gives Dragonwriter a hug* I’m sorry, I really don’t know why it keeps breaking.
I permanently reside in a State of Confusion.
Okay. Everybody in the Americas. I don’t care what you’re doing, just stop for five minutes and go outside and look at the sky. The combination of the moon and Venus tonight is awe-inspiringly beautiful.
F***ing clouds.
Yeah, it’s 4pm here. Not even close to dark.
Thunderstorms here.
I see stars, but I can’t find the moon. I’ll try again in a bit.
Thunderstorms here too. Must be a helluva storm.
Well, crap. Darn weather, always messing up astronomy.
But there’s hope! If it’s clear tomorrow night, the scene should be even better just after sunset. Try looking then. I was amazed when I saw Venus – it’s brighter than a full moon right now. Of course, we don’t have thunderstorms right here because I live next to a river, and I’m also saying this as the girl who went out in a foot of snow in February, wearing fuzzy blue slippers, to see the lunar eclipse…
Clickie for astronomy picture of the day.
Hehe…it says discover the cosmos. Don’t mind if I do! *mixes herself another blood orange cosmo*
How does a river effect wether or not you get thunderstorms? I used to live in St. Louis, next to the mighty Mississippi, and we got hammered with thunderstorms every year.
“we don’t have thunderstorms right here because I live next to a river”
How does that work? I live nearly on top of the Mississippi River and we always have thundersorms!
*is amused at “wether” since it isn’t either of the two spellings my mind tried to force into that sentence*
*rings bellwether*
*KERSPLORTCH*
Ugh.
Just looked at radar…
Yup, you gots some weathers up there.
In what town is U of M located?
*worries that Di is getting comet toes*
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Avis has been sheepish lately.
I have had much need of the bukkit lately. I’m trying to work on it.
{duh moment} “comet toes”?
I miss the reference completely.
Punny version of comatose? Just a guess.
Anyway, I’m off to go apartment-warm! G’night all!
Take Kindling!
Indeedy! I guess I shouldn’t give you a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, then, huh?
*waves for DW’s attention*
Helloooo, I’ll take the PGGB please!
I have my Guide and my Towel!
SEE?
I’m prepared!
We’re out of Fallian marsh gas, and I don’t recommend the only available substitute.
Which is?
WAIT! If it’s FailBOG Gas…
Ummm, never mind, I take a Jack Daniel’s & Coke in a frozen mug.
Good choice.
*pours JD and Coke into glass for SB*
*slides down bar*
Here you go!
poor daddy…just trying 2 be funny..love this clip
That would be 10am Pacific Time. Or 11am Mountain Time. Or noon Central Time. Or 1pm Eastern Time. There are 4 time zones in the continental US.
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And this concludes today’s geography lesson.
Canada has more
– we’ve got Newfie time, Atlantic, Eastern, Central, Mountain and Pacific. I’m in Atlantic and it’s 2:44pm here.
We only have one, GMT. Because the UK is the centre of the world, innit. We practically made time. Holla.
And we made YOU! ^^
And we made YOU! ^^
I had no idea humans were asexual.
Who could have known a mother by herself could produce a child!
Parthenogenesis, here we come!
It’s official. We males are useless…
*sullenly ties a noose*
Oh, I think you still have your uses. *takes away noose* Have you had your GIANT cookie today? No, you tried to eat a ShamWow instead. Here, have a GIANT cookie. It will make you feel better. *offers cookie*
Thanks DTI…
I never could resist your GIANT cookie.
She said WE.
I know, I was being pedantic. Technically, Fluffy should have put “Saxonian’s mom and dad”.
Not necessarily. Saxonian’s mom could have been speaking for both of them.
Oh geez.. had I put “Saxonian’s Mom and Dad” You would have asked my how I’m two people using the same avatar…
Here…have some more rum, sweets.
Rum sweets? Where can I buy some of those?
Probably in most Latin American countries. I had “ron con pasas” (rum raisin) ice cream in Costa Rica once, and I swear there was actual rum in it.
That is one of my favorite ice creams. Yummmmm.
You know…’cuz of the rummmmmmm.
Now who the hell would be two people using the same avatar, come ON.
*sits down to watch the eminent carnage*
I think they ran out of time.
The carnage will be back right after these messages!
Must be some high-quality carnage, then. *surreptitiously nudges bukkit over*
Oh for- *censors self*
*KERSPLORTCH*
Spellchecker can’t catch intent.
*pats Avis on the shoulder kindly* I knew what you meant.
*offers a clean ShamWow for clean-up*
*takes proffered ShamWow*
*mumbles* thankyou *sheepishly*
“Censors self”? That’s nothing. Try censuring yourself.
How does one do that?
Yourself is hardly an offensive word
Back in my junior year in HS, in my English class we were doing a unit on parlimentary procedure. You know how in HS, there’s that awkward silence after a teacher asks the students to participate in a discussion, because nobody wants to be the lame-o who goes first? I was the lame-o who went first, because I hated those awkward silences (and I suspected my classmates did too) and since I didn’t have a reputation for being cool to maintain, I figured I didn’t really have that much to lose anyway. So we’re doing this unit on parlimentary procedure, and the whole awkward silence thing was worse, because we had to go up to the front of the class to present a proposal or to argue for or against a proposal, which made everybody less eager to participate than normal. So I’d wait until it was clear nobody else was going to go, and then I’d go up and do an argument for or against the proposal, even if I was more inclined to argue the other side. After a while, I was getting the sense that my classmates were starting to be like “Oh great, Ed’s going to the front of the class again”, so I decided to address the issue by propsing a motion to censure myself.
This awkward silence has silence has been brought to you in
part by Ed.
… … …
tl;dr;*eats paragraph* BURP!!Newbie question tl;dr; reference what does that mean?
Too long; didn’t read.
Hi Diana!
*hops up onto Diana’s shoulder*
How’s Sandy Eggo tonight?
I live there once, long lo many years ago!
Waffle on the Beach? (That is, verbatim, what my dad calls it.) My (relatively new) home is just fine this evening. Shortly I will be heading out to an apartment-warming.
Bring Kindling!
Hehe! *offers mini-cookie to Bob*
*munches*
*waves “bye bye” to DTI*
*rummages through her kitchen*
There must be more cookies somewhere!
Ooooo, COFFEE!
Shyeah right, you only have one ’cause the guy who came up with standard time liked Canada better so he gave us more time zones! Sucka!
What was that old saying? Something about the sun never setting on the British Empire?
*giggles*
cough *commonwealth* cough
At one point in time that was true Avis. Only because of the
acquisition of New Zealand and Hong Kong. Technically one part of the empire always had the sun on it.
Sorry fresh from Velvet’s geography lesson. Interesting teacher that one and a good looker to boot.
I know, Emp. That was what I was alluding to. I remember my history!
*sigh*
*goes to get another application to Humo(u)r 101*
Umm.. Dragon? Who is that for?
Not you, darlin’.
Has my TA-ship for that class been approved yet?
*heaves sigh of relief*
*watches as the sigh goes smashing through a large plate glass window* Yikes! You have to be careful with those things!
That was an impressive relief effort.
Sorry. I’ll be more careful in the future and heave them away from windows and people.
*looks sheepish*
I have NO idea why you’d think I was talking about you, anyway! You weren’t the one being a boring pedant.
I can sometimes miss the subtleties of humo(u)r, especially sarcasm. You are a much sharper wit than I, so I wanted to be sure.
*Chides self for showing his inner nerd* I don’t know why I felt I had to do that. Sometimes my OCD/perfectionism gets the best of me. Hence the buzz-kill.
*Graciously accepts the application*
*Fills out all the necessary fields with as many cheap puns as possible*
Nothing wrong with showing your inner nerd, Emperor. The trouble arises when your inner nerd thinks that other people don’t know as much as he does. Try assuming people (at the very least the regulars here) know as much as you do, and you’ll find that this doesn’t happen.
Hee! Now that made me laugh!
Understood, not mocking her intelligence at all. In reality why i chided myself is that I wanted to affirm it to be true. Without any reference to anyone’s knowledge. *feels all ugly inside* I can not truly explains the feeling without the word compulsion so I will leave it at that.
I’m actually restless about the fact that I took a funny comment or one that was at least not serious and just killed it. Such a buzz-kill.
*feels sick* Need bukkit fast.
*passes bukkit* I wouldn’t worry about it. You obviously meant no harm, and nobody seems anywhere near as upset about it as you do. Be peaceful.
*in between heaves* *tearfully* (Why is there always tears when people puke I will never know). Thanks for your consoling words. *is serious* Its I don’t understand that need to splurge info. Any freudians out there?
Indeed…life on Failblog is a learning experience. My apologies for making you feel bad, Emp.
Mine as well. I merely wanted to be helpful, not to make you feel mean.
Actually I’m the sorry one. My apologies, *gives inner nerd a swirly* Hopefully I wont do it too much more. Pavlov was onto something, I’ll be trained/train myself to avoid such responses. (mine information one not your better ones.)
please insert another set of parentheses around information while I am busy with the bukkit.
*kersplotch*
Oh do I ever hate haggis and my contributions to the bukkit…
Chill (i) (w/ 5 cans of beans, 4 pounds of meat and one measly serrano). I LOVE the Buzz Killington thingy. It was too long and I did read it and I loved it. Hold forth Emp, and let no one tell you otherwise.
BTW, have you ever actually had haggis?
Hey Emp, Freud is my personal Jesus…no lie.
Neener, I was tricked once into tasting it as a kid. Never again.
Scannerdan, you will have to impart some of his teachings then.
*Has OCD*
*Is perfectionist*
*Is self-proclaimed nerd*
*Can recognize sarcasm and/or other sorts of humo(u)r*
*Is sorry if this offends Emp*
Meh if I feel it to be true what can I do. Why would it be offensive?
The US has more as well, but we only count the important ones.
Nawt necissarily!
YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS there was sum douche with sunglasses and behind him was sum naked dude it was funny but not as epic as this!!!!!
I don’t think “cool guy” is the appropriate description.
How’s the dog?
yep, i lol’d when i see that
The way he would come into your room just clad in briefs and behave completely inappropriately?
And btw, this was on Fark like 4 days ago.
This a son FAIL, after all, he still posted this video even with his dad there.
Maybe he just wanted the world to see finally what an idiot his disgusting dad is.
NOOBS IM SECONDS
*ponders*
Do I say anything about his father, or not?
*waits with bated breath*
Better you than fluffy…
Baited breath is something altogether different.
*sucks on a honey Life Saver*
*melts*
I was so sure that you, the Pun Queen, would appreciate that…
*snork!*
A friend once called me “the Warrior Punstress”…and now I am bequeathed yet another punny moniker. I’ll display them with pride, like trophies.
I’m not sure I want to do it. The kitty has pretty sharp claws.
That would definitely have been less of a fail if he’d been wearing boxers.
What if he was dancing in a superhero pose?
*tries to envision dancing in a superhero pose* Somehow I think he’d end up looking more like a zombie, which would be an un-dead WIN and prove the hackers right.
RUUUUN!
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(hi! May I have 1 cookie, not two? Please?)
Of course! Today’s cookies are good old-fashioned chocolate chip, except they’re ENORMOUS (8 inches across) so everyone gets only one free one. If you want more than one you have to make me laugh.
*tickles*
*is almost certain that you weren’t tickling in a place where she is ticklish* Good try, but no dice.
*makes a googly face*
like this? :shocked:
Damn, forgot the smiley codex… I think it’s this…
Ok, I can’t lie. That made me laugh. Have two cookies.
That was addressed to Dragonwriter, btw.
I realised that…:)
WOOHOO!!! Result!!
I’ll share my cookies, though…these might be too much for even a dragon.
If you mini-FOOOOM them, they’ll go just a little bit melty, which is the best.
*hopeful look*
Well…that always makes ME a little bit melty.
Which is definitely the best.
*gives the Admiral some nook…er, I mean cookie*
*nibbles*
*crumbles*
*fumbles*
*drags Dragongirl away before she can be *FOOOM*ed.*
Cookie?BOGGY wunt an big COOKIE!
Hey there Boggy,
Do you eat relatives? If so, I can throw you a couple of tasty ones.
BOGGY can *GGRRROWLL* at raletives 4Udat B OK? Make 'em runs an BOGGY chase dem! FUN! FUN!
Oh yes please Boggy. That’s a fine temporary solution.
How far can you chase them and are they likely to return?
I’ll pay you well, name your price.
Just don’t give him any cookies or coffee. The resulting carnage/chaos is NOT worth it, I promise you.
An ADHD FailBlog monster might be good to watch from a distance.
Dammit, di…I really wanted to *FOOOM!!* her.
I know, I know. I just figured for the good for the blog it might be better to get her out of your way.
Is this FailBlog code for something? What am I missing here?
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*FOOOM!!*ing is what Dragonwriter does when she is exceptionally displeased. It involves large amounts of flame and pain for anyone in her path.
A FOOM! is DragonWriter’s trademark way of dispersing hangers on. She is a Dragon after all, and FOOM! is the sound the gouts of fire make.
Dagnabbit! Di beat me to it!
*really wants to know what a gout of fire is*
Fire with too much uric acid.
Goodness, gracious, great gouts of fire!
It was a metaphor. Sorta.
Napalm makes for blobs of fire.
*wink*
Know what I mean?
Say no more…
*nuzzlesmooch*
whoa you nested further than possible
*scoots away as to not disturb/perturb the romantics*
*ceases mental glowering*
*returns to nuzzlesmooching*
Hee…!
*snogroflhug!*
If I were to offer you a drink on the house wuld I be able to have another cookie?
*offers DTI drink of choice*
Ooh, okay. I’ll take the above ^ requested blood orange cosmo in exchange for a second cookie. Alcohol always makes me giggly anyway, so in a roundabout way you’re still fulfill the requirement.
*prepares 2 blood orange cosmos showily*
I just love to put on a show!
*slides them across bar to DTI*
There! An extra one because I’m in a very good mood tonight! All on the house!
Argh! you’ll still fulfill…
*KER-SPLORTCH*
Ewww…guacamole with whipped cream…
Oooh, goody! That will kill the bukkit-taste. *sips daintily at the first cosmo*
*snork*
Poor di. Here, have some of my cookie.
Uh, would you like a drop of coffee from Katch?
I think there’s someone else who wants to share it with you, DW
Besides, I’m actually abstaining from cookies right now. Thanks for the offer, though!
Coffee?
*offers drop of Klatchian coffee*
Sounds delish, but I think it might clash with my cosmos.
Wow, that sentence inadvertently seems very meta.
Just make sure it doesn’t float away in a *poof* of logic though!
Perhaps some Celestial Seasonings tea might go better with your cosmos.
*eyes heavenly body*
OMG! Strategist! Congratulations on your 10:33 am comment – that was comment #300000!
*watches the fireworks display as a large “300,000″ banner unfolds*
It was???
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YAY! WOOHOO! Thank you TS19! ans scannerdan! I didn’t even realize that…wow! What an honour!
*is so chuffed and happy*
I would like to thank myself and my ISP for making this all possible.
Hee…!!
*throws confetti*
*pours champagne*
*pulls up a chair to watch the parade*
Thank you to all of the FBers that made this possible, and of course to BEN for creating FB! We wouldn’t be here without you!
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Just call me Richard…it’s my name and strategist sounds so odd to be addressing someone as a real name.
*takes some Klatchian coffee* But I usually add lots of sugar and cream, so with luck I won’t get knurd.
*the orchestra begins to play and “Richard” is promptly escorted off stage, mid speech*
*leads marching band as February 26th is declared “National Strategist/Richard 300,000th comment day”*
*inserts “inter” before “National”*
I hope they make it an official holiday so I can get out of school.
In future, I mean. I’m not at school now.
And to — wait, where am I going? I hope it’s fun!
*gets shown away peacefully*
Yay! I have a holiday named after me!
*passes legislature to make it an International holiday*
Now everyone can get a day off school!
dianatheinsane speaks in the third person?
Ooooh! Giant cookie! (sorry what is 8 inches in cm? I’m used to the metric system.)
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They sell ones that are about 15cm across and 1cm thick at our tuckshop at school. I absolutely LOVE those…
8 inches is approximately 20cm.
Thank you!
*takes GIANT cookie*
*munch munch munch*
1 Inch is 2.5 cm, so 8 Inches is 2.5×8 = 20cm.
Which is approximately ∫(k=1..n) f(X(k)) (x(k) – x(k-1))=∑(n=1..inf) 1/n^s furlongs per fortnight.
Oooof!
Now where did those socks go?!
Um…here’s one…
*pulls sock out of cleavage*
I think we’re gonna need a ladder, a flashlight, and a few dozen paper clips to find the other one.
*happy smile*
While we’re up there…we better bring the duct tape, too!
*beams*
And let’s not forget this!
*rings bell*
*grins*
Corset can’t be left behind!
You two on a lunch break or taking PTO?
*reaches for the spatula*
*watches with great anticipation*
*reaches for scapula*
Yup, it’s still there.
Use a speculum!
I have a suggestion on what you can do with it…
As a “pear of pain”?
That’s just a difference of opinion.
I don’t think you sharpened my brain enough to deal with this!
You can’t expect that the very first time…! It takes YEARS of sharpening to deal with the heavy stuff.
Do ya see how I ‘integrate’ myself into your discussion? hehe
Sorry… couldn’t resist! *hands over razor for upcoming surgery*
There’s no limit to what you can achieve if you hone your skills.
Where’s the fun’ction’ in that?
Secant you will find.
Can you cosine that?
Why are we always going off on these math tangents?
Dang. You guys went off on a tangent.
D’OH!!
Di beat me.
Are you always so sin’ical’?
Ok, I was clutching at magic squares with that last one!
Steady there. You’re becoming a dependent variable.
*rubs her hands together and cackles parabolically* Mwahahaha.
*watches the comments multiplying before adding her 2 cents*
That’s acute laugh you have there Di
Did I just get a Fooom then? *sigh*
No, no. If you get a *FOOOM!!*, you’ll know it. It’s an entirely differential experience.
So the cosecant of a FOOOM is to leave me tessellating on the floor?
Don’t fractal any bones while you’re down there.
I’m going then, before I get a FOOOM that 180’s my B-Spline!
Look…I don’t just go around *FOOOM!!*ing undeserving people, you know. It takes a lot to get me to that point. But one of the surest ways to get one is to get between me and my Admiral, which is why di dragged Ms. Wannabe off so quickly.
Euclid learn a lot this way, couldn’t you?
I think we have now assessed the *FOOOM!!* from all angles. There shouldn’t be any more hyperbolas about it floating around after this.
I see, so I’m playing goose in there? tsk… I’ll factorise that in next time!
*smiles and waves goodnight*
What part of the spectrum do the wavelengths of a FOOOM reside?
CANT RESIST saw an integral. Please tell me you teach calculus.
Noop. English Lit…Shakespeare, specifically.
=2B,≠2B
Was there ever a question?
That’s what I keep asking myself.
Get thee to a punnery!
Unless you are pregnant, then get thee to a bunnery.
*hopes crushed* Well you seem to know some math at least.
*is excited again*
At least?? I’m &*%^& dumbstruck! This woman doesn’t need your %&^%& judgment or that of anyone else!
*hands tremble with rage*
*takes hands in hers*
*smooches them*
My great defender.
Once again my words had venom that I did not intend. I was
stating that I liked the fact that an English professor was not just good but proficient in math. So much so that at first I believed her to be a calculus professor. It is not common for teachers of one proficiency
to know (up to the level of integrals for example) that much in another subject. But admiral I must ask, why the predisposition of hate towards me? Did i offend you somewhere?
I don’t think I could eat more than a half, I’ve just finished lunch. Anyone want to split a cookie with me?
Me me me me me me!!!! Cookie!!!
Here ya go, Fluf. They’re serving alcohol up there ^, but I prefer milk with my cookies. Have some? *offers a frosty glass*
Ohhh yummy! Would you like some rum in your milk?
Nah, give me the rum straight. I’ll dip my cookie in it.
Hehe…rum and cookie.
I’m confused here. How does a little fluffy fish manage to drink anything? Do you just pour it in the fishtank?
You’ve never heard the expression, “drinks like a fish”…?
“Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish”
- Mark Twain
“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear and life stands explained.”
- Samuel Clemens *grins madly*
Ohhh!!!! Now I get the meaning of life! Thank you Sandi!
You inspired me to make the offering
“One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue fish.”
~Dr. Suess
I don’t know, if the boxers were in the the same state of cleanliness (or obvious lack thereof) it would be just about as bad.
Fair point. I guess it would also be as bad if the boxers had, I don’t know, Hello Kitty on them or something.
But the best scenario would have been if he wore Borat-style banana hammocks.
You will pay for that, fluffy. Trust me….you will pay.
Oh, great, thanks for THAT mental image. That’s worse than an earworm.
Actually, fluffy, you’re getting paid for that. I offered a second cookie to people who made me laugh out loud, so here you go!
Woo hoo!! A hard earned, well deserved cookie!
Giant cookie for a laugh, huh? OK…A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Gimme a beer and a mop.”
No laugh. Good try, though.
You get one for free; it’s the second one you have to make me laugh to get. *gives GIANT cookie*
*takes cookie*
Benji, Marley, and the Taco Bell dog are walking down the street,
when they see a poodle. The poodle sets up a challenge.
Whoever thinks of the most creative sentence with the words
“liver” and “cheese”, she’ll go with.
Benji says, “I like liver and cheese.”
Marley says, “I hate liver and cheese.”
The Taco Bell dog says, “Liver alone, cheese mine.”
(Leave her alone, she’s mine)
Puns have to be *really* good to make me laugh. Good try though. Enjoy your one cookie!
Bartender: Here’s your beer. What’s the mop for?
*mumbles to self: “A skeleton. A SKELETON!*
*kicks self*
Reading comprehension fail.
Okay, that made me laugh. Here’s your second cookie, Judy. *proffers GIANT cookie*
It’s been long enough since lunch. I think I can handle your giant cookie, Di. Thanks!
You’re welcome! Enjoy it. If you microwave it for maybe 10 seconds it will be all soft and warm.
Judy, you’re gonna share that with me, right?
I suppose, Norm. Want some rum to dip it in?
OMG that was so funny XD
rofl great
no longer available?!?!
You’re a lucky bobbin! I wish I hadn’t seen it!
My eyes! Oh, my eyes!
*Attempts to leave. Trips over bukkit*
Oh, my God! How did THAT get in there?
So THAT’S where I left it! Sorry!
*offers a shamwow*
*picks up bukkit and slinks away*
Why, thank you, Avis
*Uses ShamWow*
Dear Lord! Now I’m blind and smell even worse than before! Next Boggy will think I’m a troll and I’ll have to run for my life.
I knew I shouldn’t have broken that mirror with a salt shaker after kicking that damn black cat yesterday…
You must have forgotten to throw the cat over your left shoulder.
I had to throw the cat? I threw a ladder instead! No wonder…
So THAT’S why a ladder hit me square in the face yesterday. I still have bruises all over.
You shouldn’t have opened your umbrella indoors, BFF.
I was wearing thirteen jumpers on. DAMN YOU SUPERSTITION!!!
*shakes fist at sky*
Wearing thirteen jumpers on what?
On my six hundred and sixty six dogs. Why?
*clutches horseshoe, rabbit’s foot, and several four-leaf clovers* Oh, no reason. *skitters away*
*turns around three times and spits*
*Turns around three times in a dark bathroom chanting “Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary” and looks in the mirror*
*Is deftly horrified and screams bloody murder*
EEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Ehm… *cough!*
Offers BondFan half a giant cookie.
There. Feeling any better?
*offers GIANT chocolate chip cookie and a clean ShamWow* Make sure you eat the cookie and use the ShamWow and not the other way around.
*pulls half-eaten ShamWow from mouth*
You mean I’ve been doing it wrong this entire time?
Yes, and now you’ll have to shower for several weeks to get the stickiness of diana’s cookie off your skin.
*brown eyes get REALLY big*
I’m not even going to touch this one.
*backs away slowly*
You shouldn’t, your fingers may get really sticky.
*wanders into the room*
What did I miss…
Whoa!
*is helpless with laughter*
BFF was so innocent…now look at that mind of his…Look kids, this is what FB does to you! Be warned!
*backs away with Diana*
It’s partially Skwerlly’s fault. He encouraged me to chase the pretty ladi-
*hot women walks by*
ieeeees…
’scuse me.
*wanders off*
Look at that, he can’t even match subject and verb any more! It’s tragic; that’s what it is.
No! My punctuation! Why? WHY?!
*screams and runs out of room*
it ok, BOGGY fallow BFF kepts him out ub trubble!gurl no wanna kissy BFF when I gots him back! I dunno why... I tells them gurl that BFF am nice boy guy... but thay runs away!*smells self*
Boggy! I smell like a mix between a skunk’s loo and a locker room after a football match! Now I have to take a bath!
*wanders out of room*
*SNUFFLE SNUFFLE*
BFF Smeel GOOD!Smeel liek BOGGY's nice BOG!
*SNIFF* Ahhhhh!
I think we may have corrupted him through and through. It took us a while though.
Good things take time but they last longer that way.
Good. I wouldn’t trust anybody else with the important job of corrupting our dear friend BFF.
Failblog: We corrupt because we care.
That might be the best FB slogan I’ve ever heard. I think it deserves a cookie. *offers GIANT chocolate chip cookie*
Thanks for the cookies up there Di ^!
.
As for me, I was already corrupted before I came here…maybe not with sex so much, but I have always had this feeling to take over the world… Let’s just say that I have a big armament (thermo nuclear of course) of weapons that I could use, but I prefer to drop them on the heads of trolls.
.
Psst…DW, if you combine a FOOM with a thermo nuclear bomb, you can wipe out all trolls in a 1000km radius! Want a bomb? For free of course!
I’m confused. You’re looking at folks with those big, brown eyes, yet you are not saying “You ain’t seen nothing yet.”
For me? Wow, getting this horseshoe necklace is really starting to pay off. It’s a bit heavy, though, but I think the cookie will help me bear with it.
Well, back to work. Have a great day, guys!
I think both father and son misunderstood the concept of “ballroom” dancing.
Or swing…
Or jive…
.
(Hi there, nice avatar…are you becoming like retaba?)
Or playing with balls…
Or rock and (fat) roll…
Father WIN!!!
I AGREE.
agreed. glad im not the only one who thinks the son is even worse…
I’m sure ALL parents agree: father WIN!
I’m very, very happy that my father didn’t strut around our house in a speedo.
I walk in on mine naked in the goddamn family room sometimes. Talk about traumatizing.
Well, put some clothes on before you walk in!
What the f- was he thinking?
…”let’s dance?”
I don’t think either of them were wearing red shoes.
What about blue suede shoes?
Well they sure weren’t dancing the blues, and after watching I feel positively green. I may need a bukkit soon.
Word to the wise: Don’t use your own bukkit for that.
Use mine! It has guavas and cream in it!
Nah, the contents magically transform when a dunking is needed. Remember, they’re magic bukkits!
And Strategist, do you hate guava and cream? Really hate it?
Yes. I can’t stand guavas…except for those dried up rolls which they make out of guavas…those I like. Even if they make a juice out of a blend of fruits and it has guava in it, I can still taste it, and it ruins the whole experience for me.
I’m not sure I like this development. I liked it better when it was just a palin old pudding bukkit. Pudding I can handle.
A Palin pudding bukkit?!? Say it ain’t so, PoB, say it ain’t so!
Palin is in your pudding bukkit??? GAH!!
Di…you are just one step ahead of me today. I may as well just stop posting.
:p
*grins* Apparently twisted minds think very much alike.
NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I think he wins for Worst Contents of Bukkit!!
Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.
Avis, you beat me again. *salutes*
*bows*
Thank you, thank you verymuch.
(that was intentional, not a typo)
Nice Elvis impression there, Avis.
Father WIN!
Sense of humour fail.
Father win I’d say. Made this a lot more entertaining. I always hate those posers and these dads get that too so they ruin their sons pics and clips before they’re sent out on the web. That way we the viewers laugh and forget how much of a douche the son of that guy really is.
I think that was somewhat incredible, actually. I approve of parents mortifying their children on a regular basis.
Better that than modifying their children on a regular basis.
Indeed. A regularly-scheduled mortifying is highly beneficial in the life of any child, if one wishes them to not grow up to be, well, lumps of cement. Or sheep, as the case may be.
Oh gah! My EYES! THEY BUUURN! DX Ugh that was… traumatizing.
What language was that?
And what indicates that it was his father, and not his slavemaster?
Polish obviously
I agree that that answers the first question, but I don’t think it covers the second one.
How does one cover his slavemaster?
With…uh…lube?
He is polish ;D
The obvious fail here is the “music”.
Win
That was music? I thought someone was strangling a cat.
Yup, things like that only here, in Poland xD
I mean, he said “Nosz kurna, akurat…” which means something like “Shit, right now…”
yay, poland ftw! and polish fathers.
That’s from Poland
WE RULE!!
So, he’s pole dancing?
lol WIN!
FATHER WIN!!!! …if you ask me. That was hilarious, if I was a dad I would definitely embarrass my kid like that.
Yeah, I do that that to my son, too – but at least I’m fully clothed! (and he doesn’t have a camera!)
That was really funny. And to all wondering what the laguage is, it is Portuguese (European Portuguese)
This for sure is in Polish.
it’s polish you moron
polish, no doubt.
In Soviet Russia [___insert funniness here____]
Does anyone have a spork? I would like to gouge out my eyes now.
TS20? You’re needed in comment 300062. TS20 to comment 300062.
*salutes* Reporting for duty. Ick, I hate eye goop, though. But I must serve my FailBlog.
Mmmm….M00bs all around.
omg, the poor boy, he got so upset, look at the way he throws that innocent ball away. i wonder if he posted the video or maybe hes evil siblings did, ’cause obviousle his family hates him in a way
He could have been something great…..he could have done something in the ball-handling business. They’re keeping him down, obviously.
LOL, stupid trick anyways! Cool dad!
RT
http://www.be-anonymous.us.tc
Pretty sure this should be “Sexiness win”
*high fives Mandy and hands her one of DTI’s cookies*
Only one, though. I did not laugh out loud.
I would actually call that Father Win. I thought it was quite funny myself.
FIRST OMG OMG
We could let this go, or we could bitch on about it for pages. We would also do that thing with the asterisks: *slaps head*. That’s some hilarious stuff.
This is totally unrelated, but there’s a Salvation Army ad at the top of my page, and they list a phone number – 1-800-SAL-ARMY – and I swear, my brain translated it as 1-800-SALAMI. Too funny.
Wow. That *is* interesting.
Wanna date?
*eyes widen*
Did you just ask diana out for a date?
Hoo, boy.
What makes you think she deserves you? Huh? HUH?
Bondfan, I’m going to assume that you meant that the other way around and were merely confused by the pretty women from the thread above. I would *never* go on a date with a “FIRST”er, even if I weren’t spoken for (which I am).
That’s strange. I had it right in my mind but I swapped it around while typing. Wierd.
Did you ever learn to stop worrying?
Hey, Hammykins! Have a GIANT chocolate chip cookie! There’s a limit of one because they’re 8″ in diameter unless you successfully make me laugh out loud, in which case you can get a second one. *proffers GIANT cookie*
*proudly displays the THREE cookies she has gotten today*
You haven’t eaten them yet? Or are you displaying the chocolatey remains of the three cookies, in which case could you please put AA’s clothes back on?
*takes GIANT cookie*
Hmm… I’ll need some time to think if I want that extra cookie.
Do I only get one chance at a laugh?
Nope. You can try as much as you’d like (well, within reason).
A science major asks “How does that work?”
An engineering major asks “How could we use that?”
A business major asks “How do we sell that?”
A philosophy major asks “Do you want fries with that?”
Sorry, just a smile. That was cute, though. *is a science major*
A psychology major asks “how does that make you feel?”
Few people truly take the time to fully consider the philosophical ramifications of “Do you want fries with that?” In fact, sometimes people will get quite cross with you if you take time to ponder the existential consequences associated with that inquiry. They’ll say things like “Sir, you’re holding up the line.’ Which is troubling, of course, as it presents a whole new philosophical dilemma.
The bulge will haunt my dreams.
guys speak Polish
I think we have a severe case of didn’treadthepreviouscomments-itis today.
And sadly, no pills for that
Man, the son could only do it with one ball, the father could do it with two!
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/get-to-know-your-lbs-writers
Double fail…..kid playing soccer and dad walking in
The son thought the first 20 times was funny but after 137 it was getting a little old.
Greatest joy of parenthood, humiliating the offspring!
I saw this on the Ellen DeGeneres show last week!
Did they also show the “Cheers For You” CD?
Me too! Ellen WIN!
HAHAHAHAHAHA IS THAT A JOKE
poor kid…
FATHER SUCCESS!
Wow…pure gold!
OK, I’m gonna try this again….brb….
WHOO-HOO!!! 91.4!!!
And no errors
Drinks are on me, gang!
*offers Judy the ShamWow*
Ahahahaha. Have another cookie, Dragonwriter. Share it with AA, but please try to keep it PG or less.
Er…can you be happy with PG-13?
Is that Toll House cookie?
Nope, homemade.
That sounds delicious as well.
Hmm…that rings a bell.
I’ll say! But now my tongue is all sticky.
Knew I could count on you, Dragon!
I’ll take a Rum and Coke!!!
That beats my record!!!! Noooooooooooo
AHAHAHHAHAHA! I just burst out laughing when he came swaggering in XD
The dad is brilliant !
Poor ol’ dad! He was just trying to show his son he can be hip, too! But alas, he was showing a little too much hip.
something my dad would have done…
father win
This post came across my reader and inspired a blog: Fail Blog Fails
http://www.immediateregret.com/2009/02/fail-blog-fails.html
Father Oh So Win. With each bit of embarassment the father heaps upon the child the child is that much more motivated to MOVE OUT! It’s a long game, but the victory is so sweet.
You know, I watched this a couple more times and it seems that this was set up. Ah well, still funny ^.-
i cannot wait to have kids so i can embarass the hell out of them… good fun!
He ain’t pretty but at least he’s in to what his son was doin. He messed up a good take but the kid could do a lot worse!!!
What the heck was that!
That was a rather portly father stealing centre stage in his son’s video, using quite disturbing means.
Ok, I’m not sure why, but I found that very amusing. Have a GIANT cookie! *offers cookie*
I think it might have been because you said “portly”.
Why thank you! That is, just for the record, the first time I’ve used the word “portly” on the internet.
*munches on cookie*
I’ll save half for Boggy.
*MUNCH MUNCH BURP**gasp*
I’ve just remembered cookies give Boggy gas.
Everyone in the nuclear bunker. NOW. Evacuate the area, I repeat, evacuate the area.
*sirens sounds as Failbloggers descend into nuclear bunker*
BOGGY go sit in FailBOG and blow BUBBLES now!
BOGGY frinds not runs away!Frinds watches!
Looks! BOGGY make BIG Gloppy Bubbles!
*FFFllllppppp! BLOOOP! GLOP! BLOOOP! BLOOOP!*
HA HA HAR HAR HAR HAR!! BUBBLES!Yeah! Go Poland!
Polskaaaa bialo-czerwoni
Lamest fail ever.
*is paralysed by pob’s sudden outburst*
I’m sorry, but I don’t see how this is remarkable in any way. Kid is doing tricks in his room, and is interrupted by his dad, who throws something into the room. I don’t see how this is a Father Fail. Is it because the dad is ugly, overweight and nearly nude? While that’s undoubtedly embarassing for the kid, it’s not like the dad is going out like that in public. There’s nothing in the video that suggests that the dad is a failure as a father. There’s nothing funny in the video either.
I believe the humor lies in the fact that the dad is ugly, overweight, nearly nude, his underwear seems to be older than some countries and he’s dancing stupidly on camera.
Ack! That isn’t the best thing to have seen while fighting off residual nausea.
Although does this smell staged to anyone else? That kid filming himself was about as deft with a ball as I am. With moves like that, who was he trying to impress?
It’s only a YouTube clip, Lummox. They don’t have smells yet. That’s phase 3.
You know, you have a point. This smacks of the other viral marketing clips that have shown up here recently.
More like shameless dad FTW! You go naked dad.
“Nosz kurna akurat teraz [..] ” Polish rlz
in Soviet Russia your father dances for you
Wait… does that mean you think that elsewhere people dance for their fathers?
Some traumatic story you’d like to tell us about?
FIRST!!!!!FAIL
Father WIN IMO
C’mon! This is TOTALLY a Father win!
MORE LIKE FATHER WIN!!!!!!
What has been seen cannot be unseen. *passes brain bleach*
funny shit
You must have a curious digestive process.
It’s hilarious.
It took guts to say that.
Gastroenter-rofl-gy?
Long time, no see. New avatar.
Hmmm…sounds as if you don’t approve of it…
And hi, puppy, I’ve missed you. Work has been nutty, 14 hour days at least.
You read disapproval in two words? It was the third of three two word comments. That is all. Rhythm.
Missed you too. I’ve seen where you have posted, but the trail was always hours old. While you have been slaving away I have been mostly sleeping.
Forgot to ask if the avatar is you.
Indeed it is.
Also forgot to ask how you are feeling. Are things getting better?
I feel amazing, it’s been a while so I’m still getting used to it…things are messy but life is beautiful. I’ve settled at a weight and I like my new meds. How are you feeling is the question?
Very glad that all is well with you. I was concerned. Messy AND beautiful. Sounds like a Jackson Polic.
I go around feeling drained for the most part. My last regular chemo is in a couple of weeks. I think that it is regular. The doctor tends to talk in shorthand and assumes I have any idea what in the hell is going on. Fred Hutchinson is finally involved.
I had to Google that, it sounds like one of the best places for this sort of thing. But ask a million questions until someone tells you what you need to know…
I go in for a consultation and tour on the 20th. That is only about a week after the last miserable session. Lord how I hate hospital stays. I have a thing about taking pills.
I hope that the actual transplant is not for a month or so. I need some serious time to recover. I understand that they are booked for a spell, so there is hope.
You are right. Fred Hutch is about the best place to be on the planet for this.
There’s always, always hope. It really seems from what I’ve read that you’re in good hands, there…wish they were mine
Let yourself sleep. I’ll talk to you on Monday, and I want to hear you’re rested, and positive, and well, because I know you’re going to be ok.
Well, I do love a man with rhythm. And sorry about my trail being cold…TANJ, if you remember all that…
There Ain’t No Justice. Yes, I remember.
What made you decide to step in front of the camera?
Funny you should ask, it’s all because of you and your avatars, I had a strong reaction to how brave that was. That’s last year’s, I’ll switch to a new one soon.
You say that and here I am hiding behind Basil Brush again. Or were you refering to the smiling lamp one.
The Brave Little Smiling Lamp, coming soon to theatres near you!
No, silly. The ones of you.
Can’t get away from the theater can you.
I’ve been up for four whole hours now. It’s time for bed. Goodnight Dilly. Sweet dreams. I’m glad that things have got better for you.
ROFLMFAO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! It burns!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where’s the mind bleech when I need it?!?!?!?! *Rummages around. Finds a full bottle. Unscrews & empties it.*
Ahhh! Bleeches! Get them off me!!
WFT YOUTUBE IS A FAIL 4 NOT SHOWING VIDS
Whoopsy, my mistake… meant to say mind “bleach”, not “bleech”.
yep, TOTAL win!
Youtube fail AGAIN.
This is HOT HOT HOT!
Bwahahaha, this reminds me of a situation when I was talking over Ventrilo and my dad came into the room swearing and asking where are his pants… funny
i love the dad!
SUPERB!!!!!!
I AM SOOOOOOO HAPPY THAT HE IS NOT MY DAD!!! LLOL
Just the sort of thing my Dad used to do – he used to think nothing of parading around in his Y’s – good to see some things never change
That is so totally NOT a fail!!! Go, Dad, go!!!!
‘nosz kurna akurat… ‘ good good. Daddy is HOT!
*masturbates*
Wow that kid took it incredibly well. He looks like a tool so I would have assumed the video would end with him throwing the soccer ball thru the glass on his door.
Haven’t read all the comments, so idk if this was already said, but–The kid turned off the loud music as a result–I’d say that’s father WIN
How do we know its his father?…could be his soccer coach
that a god damn win
hey now, keep god outta this :p
that was a win!
Kocham Polaków :p
this is one of those i don’t even want to know moments
That old man was just about to yell “RAPIN’ TIME” when he saw the camera, so they had to reschedule raping time.
omg yes! plz tell me what language that is… why do i hint it to be polish?
nie, kurwa, chiński
a jak ci się, barani dydku wydaje?
No kurwa mać!
Are you kidding?! That’s such a win!
Fail to the guy doing gay little tricks with a ball to gangster music. ><
does anyone know the artist/title of the song?
Father win!
This makes me wonder…. WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS ONLINE OR SEND IT TO FRIENDS????
Was he sitting there thinking “hmmmm… if I sent this to my friends would they upload it anywhere to embarrass me world wild, or should I just upload this to a website and do it myself?”
Its from Brasil…
:3
Epic Fail że tak powiem ;p
Go DAD!! LOLOLOL!
dude is hot
look like my daddy
but looking GOOD:D
heheheheheeh, love guys dance
im 666 FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is EPIC
That’s sure a win for me!
ROFL!
671st!
Yesss!
funny bloody funny
The POLISH! – They can!
That is a father WIN in my books. Classic.
My dad would do that. lol and he is the same size as is dad
wahahahahaa
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i would call that a win…ahahahaha….
yes that was a win
And still, it was uploaded…
that was crazy fether. LOL
that was crazy father. LOL
YouTube FAIL
*nudge*
Wheeee!