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Is that in Romania?
More like Atlantis.
Global warming will pretty soon make it hard to distinguish.
More like owned
The fish’s revenge.
The fish are headed to a drive-in movie.
I thought they were trying to hunt and beach a motorcycle.
I took a fish head
out to see a movie
Didn’t have to pay to
get him in
Eat ‘em up – yum!
what is the name of that song and the band that sang it. I love it and have not heard it in years.
Fish Heads by the one and only Dr. Demento.
Or actually by Barnes & Barnes. Which included the kid from Lost in Space.
Park on pond = car in drink. Simple FAIL
Global warming will be proven a fraud. Back in the 70’s they warned about the next ice age! LOL That’s a major FAIL.
Yeah, you keep talking. We’ll see who’s right!
glug glug bubble bubble splash
MAN OVER BOARD!!!
*throws life preserver*
*calls coast patrol*
Drowns regardless.
half-decomposed, distended body floats to shore, causing all the children playing on the shore to scream and run away in terror except for one little body, who actually shat his pants and is calling for mommy.
SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:/
Ignoring scientific evidence and global climate trends?
FAIL.
This is no place for serious discussions…
Let’s talk about boobies.
Well if it’s time for open discussion, I really want to know why Chimps rip the face off the people they attack. I have discovered recently (though our esteeemed media) that is a common occurrence and I find it quite disturbing.
*deletes phrase in bracket*
Sammy, I think you should google the word “boobies”. It is NOT a chimp ripping faces off.
You’re right, even a retarted policeman would know better.
I’ve always wanted to see that policeman tart himself up again.
You misspelled “butter”.
Heard this on a radio station yesterday morning, funny you should mention…
Probably what sammy is referring to. We probably look like haunting versions of them. Given the fact that chimps use their hands a lot to rip things open. It doesn’t surprise me.
I think that ripping off the face of your opponent, if you can get to
them first, is a grand way to ensure that they don’t attack back.
Pfft, you just replaced one serious conversation with another, suh!
Suh him!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww your nasty cant get some huh?
Do you meant the scientific evidence and global climate trends that have only been recorded for the last 100 years. OK, good job.
I’m much more concerned about Global Zombies, personally.
But I’m like that.
You mean the 100 years in which the instruments to measure those trends were invented?
You’re right, there is NO WAY anything happened before we were able to measure it. Not a chance. Also, dinosaurs only became extinct because they couldn’t fit on Noah’s ark.
You missed the point, we have only been recording weather trends for about one hundred years. How do we know our climate didn’t fluctuate the way it is now for the past 4 to 6 thousand years?
Geology. Examining rock layers and ice core samples.
wich teaches us that (regardless the fact that there were times the climate was much warmer) the continents never were flooded like doomsday-prohets tell us it will be…
Actually, the evidence has shown that the coastal areas of continents were flooded in the past as sea ice melted and ocean volumes expanded with the heat increase. Pure science
Everyone knows the Jews planted those dinosaur bones to trick us Christians.
Prejudice/racism/whatever you call this is not funny.
Us Christians?!!!!!!!!! :l
Comments like this make my pp burn. Look up something called the ‘Global Conveyor’ and how global warming could actually usher in a new ice age in the Northern Hemisphere.
Thanks for a sensible comment. Don’t live where there is snow/ice, was wondering how this happened- thought river rose very fast lol.
So they all fell thru the ice uh? Wow!
Nah. It’s NEW JERSEY!
Surcharge for giving you free water.
(Hint not really free).
we’re not that big of a failure..
lol
So cute how they come up for air.
They need to work on their synchronization.
Yeah, good synchronization isn’t a fluke.
Without synchronization, they surely flounder.
we’ll see what happens down the pike…
No need to trout on about it!
They look like they could use a perch.
What’s sonar about that?
Bass-ically, they like fish.
Eel bet that the have to rest.
Oh, crappie! Can’t think of a single pun. I’ll just perch over here for a while and think.
well, isn’t this thread a ray of sunshine…
I think the school of thought here is that I need to tuna in to the nhext thread
…my baracudda was in the shop, so I was in a rented stingray, and it was overheating…
*hums the rest of the song at work*
I smelt something strange in here yesterday…
Really? I skate(d) by you and smelled nothing but flowers and brilliance.
You are such a wonderful chum, Christopher!
Yeah, you are among the few on here that I’ll naval have anything bad to say about. Even if I am in a crabby mood.
Better hope you don’t get cod in the act then.
Stars like him usually just get off with a warning.
I can not herring you. He keeps saying his technician…
But they’re experts at sink-ronization!
It’s so cruel that they’re endangered by dragnet fishing.
It’s done on porpoise.
Dragnet? I couldn’t see any sirens on the tops – though that cute red one is a bit of a Siren.
She’ll haul you in with her cute undercarriage.
I have been trawler-ing around to find something like that.
The undertow is the one to watch out for…
Boom, there goes another one.
Boom Boom Shake Shake the Room!
Boom Boom Shake Shake the Room!
Tick… Tick… Tick… Tick…
OMG! Call Greenpeace! A pod vehicles has beached itself!
lol
lol
lol
lol
Where is Mikey D? I’m gonna hold my breath until he’s here!
*breathes in deeply*
That breath is gonna have to last a while
Why, what do you know? What have you done to Mikey???
Moi? *blinks*
-stares-
You mean this isn’t chicken?
I don’t know what happened to mikey, but I do know that some people will pay a pretty penny for a moomin-skin coat.
*mumbles* Mmmm mm mh mmmm m. Mmmh?
*breathes out*
Yeah, that’s what I was asking too!
♪ “Nun plaudert Papageno wieder…” ♪
♪ “Under the sea…” ♪
or lake
♪ “In an octypuses’ garden, in the shade..” ♪
♪ “Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be…” ♪
Why am I picturing Flounder singing “Under the sea…”? ? ?
“I’m on a submarine mission for YOU, baby…” (Sex Pistols)
My bonnie lies over the ocean
my bonnie lies over the sea…
♪Murmaider murmaider murmaider murmaider!♪
-stares- The trick is to just keep breathing… ;P
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I’ll test ya
*shakes Arthur by the ankles*
Breathe, damn you, BREATHE!
I’m on chest compressions…you take the breaths…
That’s fondling, not compressing!
*coughpotkettleblackcough*
.
And since when do you breathe through that umm…snorkle? Hmmm?
I was hoping my ET Finger would magically heal him!
Ummm…perhaps we should turn him over. You know, pour the water out, like.
Of course that’s the reason. . .and nothing to do with that potato enema you have there. I assume those are medicinal herbs on it?
Go deep enough and the water will get forced out the top?
Or we could force water down him to use him as a potato cannon?
Umm…okay. So where’s the handle to pump up the pressure?
Well I was wiggling this about *points* but it leaked on me. I think he’s broken.
*flees the scene*
Blue doesn’t suit you. Dive back in and see what you find in that treasure of a wardrobe.
Glad he breathed out, or he might’ve been looking in the Locker!
I cannot fathom what you did there?
Just suggested he might end up in League with Davey Jones.
I didn’t understand the deep meaning behind it.
Well, I did just dive right in without gauging my comment.
I am under pressure to find a better comment.
I didn’t find that one sub-standard.
Thanks, I am usually abyss-mal.
That’s okay… it’s hard to stay afloat.
You guys sound like you’ve done this before.
Yeah, it’s a familiar atmosphere, isn’t it?
There’s my diving belle.
*smooches*
*comes up for air*
I’m worried that I got the bends.
*gets all bendy*
…See?
A new winter sport: synchronized vehicular failing.
ouch
There’s marshland grasses as well as a small rise in elevation that suggests lake or pond shoreline.
So, naturally, the drivers thought they were parking on a stable, level but snow covered surface and a little thaw came along while they were hunting or something.
Of course, this is only my theory.
In their excitement to win they forgot what they were dune.
You will get your just deserts for that one!
I think you are mostly right.
Though I think they parked on an iced over river. That would explain the bank, and the flowing water.
holy cow my car!!!
holy car, my cow!!!
The Auto and the Sow
Hahaha!
Owning a private car = automatic FAIL.
I hope this 3000GT guy doesn’t read this comment…
Some of us aren’t so lucky to live in places where anything other than a private car is a reliable means of transportation…. like, you know, anyone who doesn’t live in a big city (and it may be a shock, but most of this world isn’t big cities)
Nah, only the civilized world.
Civilized murder, crime, drugs, traffic, hatred and mayhem; yeah big cities are just ideal!
Civilized mayhem is awesome. Never forget that *snicker*
Hmmmm? I should try working in more snickering.
*snicker*
*snicker*
*snicker*
*snicker**snicker**snicker*
So this is where you were right before the failed parenting thread.Well in my city crime is low and drugs are not that common. The only hatred and mayhem comes from single private car drivers.
I never forget to salute them while I whizz pass them with my bike at rush hour…
With my middle finger.
And most of the people who live in big cities don’t have cars either.
That’s ridiculous. What would you recommend instead for, say, people who live miles from a town or city? A horse and buggy? The Amish use them, but they live in communities, not by themselves. A bicycle? Handy and energy-efficient, but try getting a month’s worth of groceries up a mountain on a bike. I’m all for public and energy-efficient transportation, but owning a private car is not automatic fail.
It’s not automobile fail, either. *ba-dum-tish*
The ice was here, the ice was there,
The ice was all around :
It cracked and growled, and roared and howled,
Like noises in a swound !
-stares-
This site is so cool.
Up till now I watched funny videos only on MixedDoner.com
thought you had written mixedboner.com for a second there
maybe he did
Silly me, I read FixedDonor.com no baby issues.
MixedDöner.com (funny only to Germans and Turks I think)
And us Brits. Extra chilli sauce?
Döner kabab. Yum. I hope that’s hot chilli, not sweet.
I thought he’d written MixedDonner.com! I was wondering if MixedDonner.com might be a dating site for fine young cannibals.
this has been clearly photoshopped, the trees look really fake……….
tarded
I think therefore I am is the basis for true existence. You did not think while posting this. Therefore you do not exist, you may in fact be a product of one of your posts. I shall not say it don’t worry. CS 3 is the newest version.
the life cycle of a car, its start out as a tiny bike under water, it soons develops an engine and becomes a motorcycle, then when it matures to adulthood it majestically mutates to a car and this photo captures the moment they leave the water…
for trolls/clampets alike, this is a suggestion in comparison to the life cycle of a frog…. ediots!
That comment made me smile – until I read the last sentence.
Agreed. Sometimes Punisher, you got to know when to pull out early.
Do sillyPunisherwunt be squished?PunisherBoggy thinkes
shood B nicer.
PunisherR B not a meenie an BOOGY notPunisherSTOMP
to bottom of BOG! K?OOOPS!
Skerlly
am rite!Well, you get it, huh?Punisher
B nice an BOOGY notSTOMP
Punisherto bottom of BOG! K?Boggy! You punished the Punisher!
Is that a pun-run?
If it is, it’s undone.
I meant if Boggy steps on the pun-isher…nevermind…
BOGGY not punish thePunisher!BOGGY juss threatenedPunisherlifes!ha HA HA HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!! *STOMP STOMP*darn three comments in a row, where is everyone?!
They went through the wardrobe for a few years. They’ll be back any time now.
did you just photoshop that reply in there?
How did you know?
HAHA xD
Omg.
I can’t believe I still having the same AVATAR ! =OO
I’ll explain about the avatars again: first you have to prove your commenting skills before a jury. If everything goes right you will then be invited to be subjected to an initiation rite after approval of your health insurance and if that turns out well you will be granted a random avatar. I wanted a balrog…but there you have it, I got a house.
The jury will not appreciate pointless “HAHA xD” or “Omg.” comments. These can occasionally be used as a reply, but not like you just did.
Yes. You have to go down with Gandalf before you get that balrog. Tough gig, we know how his beard tickles so.
You don’t say!
Wouldn’t living in a balrog be, er, not so great?
Um, Skwerlly? Need some help keeping up with your identities?
Evidently today it seems… and there’s only 2!
If I didn’t look out of the window here and see
BOGGY hopping and splashing out in the BOG,
then I’d be all worried about having some sort
“Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde” type malady.
You’d make a terrible superhero – “Wait, why is superman wearing glasses? They make him look just like Clark Kent!”
have *
reply button is right over there
*points*
so funny
Ehm, no Failure in this.
Just a typical Russian parking =)
This is not a fail, they were all racing underwater and are now coming up to the surface at the same time….duh people
Okay. 48.2 today, mushroom man.
If you break 50, you win a banana!!!
The potato for the rich.
I got 106.2 the other day.
Fur-real, POB? I only got 74.6, and I’m a professional!
I got 74.4, and I’m an amateur! Well, that makes me feel better.
I can’t get it to work. Stupid Flash.
Uh….I meant 174.6, yeah, that’s right. 174.6.
Shoulda got a toyota…gm’s cars cant even swim
I think the car in front is a Toyota.
nope. It’s NIVA
http://nivaclub.euro.ru/img/1.jpg
I NIVA want to own one.
First!!!!!!!!!
Posting Fail
These piicture and more where shown on englishrussia.com almost two years ago!
It’s the car-washing system in USA!
In russia you mean?
By the way…
The reason they sink is because the drivers where so stupid to park ther cars on ice…
Ya think?
.
.
Really, do ya?
ORLY?
In Russia Ice breaks through car.
♫
They were parked on ice
They were willing to sacrifice
Their cars…
‘Cause they’re … cold blooded, check it and see
Fell through the ice at 0 degrees
I have a sinking suspicion this will not be covered by their insurance.
Wow, normally you need flood insurance on your house…
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fail @ posting new pic
Those cars are all washed up.
This is probably in N.Dak, MN or WI.. most of the time you can drive and park on lakes up here to go ice fishing.. but sometimes they make the mistake of all bunching up together and then the ice cracks because it cant take all of that wieght in one spot.. and its been warming up here.. 35 yesterday..
about half of these cars are visibly obvious euro-only made vehicles. Geographical estimation fail. Or even thread reading fail.
That is awesome
parking fail? or car wash win?
They paved paradise.
They were rollin’ on the river.
Well I broke down and tried it. 23.8. I suck at this typin crap. Gotta keep lookin at the keyboard.
nesting fail. s’posed to be waaaaaaay up there ^^. Typin test fail, nesting fail, Dang just general all-around fail today!
*sings*
“Tomorrow, tomorrow,
There’s always tomorrow.
It’s only a day awaaaay!”
.
(Erm, sorry. My singing voice STAYS in the bukkit.)
What were they thinking????
“Hey honey look at all those cars in the river!”
“Yes dear that DOES look like a great place to park!”
*splash*
*Well i didnt see that one coming!”
…and Mary Jo Kopeckne has no comment.
Ouch! -Ted
lets see the asshole officer ticket them now
Idiots..that aren’t parking lots or something else…these cars got stolen and were hidden in the lake…
This photo was taken from englishrussia.com.
hahaaa…
that’s gonna be hard to explain the the insurance company.
i can picture it now…
insurance person: ok, WHAT did you do again??
dude: i drove onto this huge thing of, like, ice, cuz i thought it was a parking lot, and, like, the ice melted, and my car was like, all in the water.
insurance person: mm-hmmm. that’ll cost you…. well, hmm, maybe you don’t want to know right now.
dude: *heartattack*
on a solid rock I stand, all other ground is sinking sand
This is from English Russia blog. These are cars that were dumped in the water, being dredged up.
Lol… something like this happened up at Fort Wainwright Alaska when I was there. Parked on the ice… in March… FAIL
Either it’s carlatis, major photoshop edited or high floodaged
OWN3D PWN3D AND FAIL3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
ownership fail
why are they even parking on ice?
They were there for Ice Fishing.
See that little yellow car? My brother knows the person that owns it.
I’ve seen it on TV
There were some thiefs which stole many, many cars and hid them under ice!!
#1 fishing fail !!!
pineapples!!!!!?? I love pineapples!
lolz who parks in Quicksand?!
combined weight ftl