Thanks bunches! I really needed that today. I’ve been accused of giving strep throat to the office staff. The only problem is, I don’t have strep throat. Another chick here had it last week.
The main one accusing me is the receptionist. Let’s see; about 100 people come in and out of the office every day and she’s the one they talk to first. But it’s my fault she’s sick. Hmmm.
Start coughing every time you see her! Or better, start scratching yourself. Not too obviously, but she has to see it at least three times a day. Give her a week and she’ll be paranoid.
and if that doesn’t work, start scratching her. Not hard or anything, just enough so that she’d notice, and she’ll be all like, WTF? Why dies this guy keep scratching me.
Yes. This is unfair to children. They will not learn that Hispanic
womens’ butts are not average size/shape. Black women are
bigger back there, and Asians typically don’t even have as ass.
I hope for the sake of our children, there was some diversity at this event!
Better yet, fake a heart attack and watch the expression on her
face as she struggles with whether or not, as a germ-a-phobe, to
give you mouth to mouth!
Walk around the office spritzing EVERYTHING with discount store generic LYSOL Type spray, the kind that kinda smells weirder than LYSOL.
Spray your shoe bottoms, door handles, magazines, chairs in the lobby where she is, even her phone.
yea and dont forget the anti bacterial crap that comes in 22 ounce and bigger containers
and randomly go up to co workers and rub it on their clothes abd stuffwhen tey dont notice it
Explain that yours seems to be getting better with out antibiotics, and then explain the adverse health impacts of antibiotics… maybe she’ll stop treating it and die.
I know it is lame, butt, this is what I was thinking.
CUE
response-producing stimulus: a stimulus or pattern of stimuli, often not consciously perceived, that results in a specific learned behavioral response. (As in the children’s response.)
The use of colors, font, underlining, strike through, and font size seems to be purposely disabled. probably for good reason. I even tried advanced html tags like “”
I wonder if it is BB code and not just plain HTML…
And Skwerlly… the fact that you can do that just makes me want to bash my head against the desk. Any hints?
I saw that…. just having a hard time copying it and I don’t want to post so much crap in attempting. I’ll just play with it in my regular posting. Ah! I figured out how to see what you guys did.
I figured it out eventually. Here is a mini fact sheet. Strcauses strikeout causes a cross out causes the type font
Just remove the quotations when you want to invoke them and make sure you have the chevrons on both sides. Greater than symbol and less than symbol for an easier reference.
yeah, besides, if they waxed those poor women would be sliding all over the place and might poke out one of those kids eyes. that would cause injury to them and make them bad parents.
I’m tempted to call bullshit, or Photoshop anyway. I simply can’t imagine so much fail occurring in real life. Then again, compare the number of boys smiling to girls.
Best comment win.
I am still trying to figure out how THAT MANY CHILDREN are at an event with that kind of dancing…
I’m choosing to make the wild allegation that it is Disney.
What the hell is this anyway! It seems like the group of girls would have enough brains to see that no one in the audience is over 10, and improvise!! WOW!
Lmao cracks me up how many guys are getting excited over this pic. It’s a parenting fail beacause the girls dancing are middle schoolers, just like the kids watching. Lmao dirty old men lol
DMF’s right, there’s nothing here but an innocent production of ‘Stomp the really, really large picnic table’. No one’s even concerned about the splinters those poor gals are probably getting in their knees and elbows! For shaaaaaame.
That said, I certainly wish there were girls like that in my middle school.
No, dude. They didn’t. This things are called “Show de Funk”. Yes, here (in Brazil) the “Funk” is sooooo diferent, then in the USA… That girls are called “Piriguetes”. HEHEHEHEHEHEHHE
Oh my Gosh! This picture is from Brazil, I’m soooooo proud of my country! NOT… :/ Holly crap. “Brazil: Paradise for wankers.” This slogan ain’t good. :/
e p´ro FILHOS DA PUTA QUE XINGAM O BRASIL.. vem conhecer porra! aqui é muito melhor que oisto, as mulheres podem ser mais lindas[mas aqui não é só isso]
This blog has some of the stupidest comments I have ever read on the internet – yes, it tops both AOL and usenet. Easily. It is astounding the people apparently adopt semi-permanent identities to live here, so to speak
Due to the high volume of children on the stage, I think this might be some field trip. Of course, if this IS a field trip, the parents and the school are seriously messed up people. x.x
it cant be prevented. you are born with or without it. then you decide how you act about it. best is be realistic who you are, then act the best way according to what you wanna live.
Sex ed class?
*bows*
You are the master.
LOL! Just trying to do my best. ((hug))
*hugs* You’re amazing, sensei.
Thanks bunches! I really needed that today. I’ve been accused of giving strep throat to the office staff. The only problem is, I don’t have strep throat. Another chick here had it last week.
Dang office strep terrorists…
The main one accusing me is the receptionist. Let’s see; about 100 people come in and out of the office every day and she’s the one they talk to first. But it’s my fault she’s sick. Hmmm.
Start coughing every time you see her! Or better, start scratching yourself. Not too obviously, but she has to see it at least three times a day. Give her a week and she’ll be paranoid.
and if that doesn’t work, start scratching her. Not hard or anything, just enough so that she’d notice, and she’ll be all like, WTF? Why dies this guy keep scratching me.
velvet is not a “guy”
at all. in any way.
…shape or form!
Especially not in those ways.
Yes. This is unfair to children. They will not learn that Hispanic
womens’ butts are not average size/shape. Black women are
bigger back there, and Asians typically don’t even have as ass.
I hope for the sake of our children, there was some diversity at this event!
Ka-Bong!
PUBERTY WINS!!!!!!!
the girls are just advertising to future customers.
And if the parents leave town, maybe sooner than later.
What is it even supposed to be? Wedgy contest followed nefarious acts in the same spot?
El KaBong = best character on the Critic. Brilliant.
I hate my life.
better title: summer camp scheduling fail
Better yet, fake a heart attack and watch the expression on her
face as she struggles with whether or not, as a germ-a-phobe, to
give you mouth to mouth!
first aid fail
comment fail
Super creepy win…
Epic First Aid Fail, i think you mean whether or not to give him asprin
comeback win!
Hmm…and this is how the notion of witchcraft in Salem was born. :/ Good luck with that.
Yeah, really. But this ‘witch’ is the type to get mean. I’m just trying to keep to myself and calm down.
Don’t get mean. Get even.
Maybe I’ll start chewing gum and stick the pieces under her desk…
Walk around the office spritzing EVERYTHING with discount store generic LYSOL Type spray, the kind that kinda smells weirder than LYSOL.
Spray your shoe bottoms, door handles, magazines, chairs in the lobby where she is, even her phone.
Ooooh! I’m liking your idea! Maybe I can get that ‘old folks home’ scent.
Don’t forget the industrial sized pump bottle of hand sanitizer. Make a show of putting it on her desk.
rofl old folks home smell
I actually did this the other day in my office. I ran everyone out of the building.
I would also suggest spraying your cow-orker. Heavily.
But not on purpose…accidenty of course!
:O
Prezackly.
Prozackly.
Hackly? on your coworker?
wow, I misread WN’s post, I thought it said SPAYING your coworker..
No, he said SPADING your coworker.
yea and dont forget the anti bacterial crap that comes in 22 ounce and bigger containers
and randomly go up to co workers and rub it on their clothes abd stuffwhen tey dont notice it
I love how comments get way off topic here.
I love cheesecake.
Hang in there velvet – some people deserve to get strep throat
Sounds like your witchy cow-orker is one of them.
((smooch))
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She’s a sickly thing anyways. I think she’s out with something about 2 months a year.
Sounds like she needs to use ET’s finger a little more often…
and deeper.
and faster.
until it glows.
OUCH!
and harder
dont forget the swirly thing E.T. can phone the swirly thing
Ooo cat fight. Sounds like Velvet is jealous that her co-worker i thin while she prefers to see how much she can expand in her chair as the days pass.
And from the looks of it, posts more than she works.
Just saying! Might be wrong about the size and wasting time thing but….I doubt it.
I don’t think that was necessary, sinx.
Velvet is an extremely nice person.
Which is what you should try more to be.
Ah, thanks Judy. You saved me some time and bother.
sinx stinx!
Think pink, kinky sphinx.
sinx that was uncalled for assholishness
u know what i think ur one of the girls in the picture
but the phat ugly one they cut out
sphinkter now pink thanks to sinx, mathinks he drink where it stinks
snix is da shit ..n i think his right…fatty
hmm… how much you wanna bet sinx is the secretary velvet is talking about? cause i for one think he/she could use an attitude check….
shut up sinx
all right!!! nice one!!
Explain that yours seems to be getting better with out antibiotics, and then explain the adverse health impacts of antibiotics… maybe she’ll stop treating it and die.
Teach me?
If I did, I’d have to kill you. And I like you too much to kill you.
Hard to argue with that!
Amen
the heavens have spoken
They are getting a well-rounded education.
Something about it’s pretty well-rounded for sure.
That’s an asset for life.
I’m assuming they won’t forget this lesson.
Double “ass” sentences!
The girls in the class are being degraded on a curve.
It would be nice to see them move from the bottom of the class.
The teacher requested more TA help, but it backfired.
Just don’t assume that the dancers are the butt of the jokes.
Yeah, don’t be giving them a bum rap.
Yeah, after this was taken, they were nice enough to give an oral pre presentation.
someone’s going to be up shit creek without a paddle
They’re all cracked up.
Stop being so cheeky.
I spy, with my little brown eye…
Better watch out, or someone will stick ET’s finger in your eye. [Wow, that was bad, even for me.]
I spy, with my little eye, something that ends with cue.
Barbie?
rescue?
(seriously, I’m not getting Marius; joke…)
Fortes?
(I didn’t get it, either, so I’m just listing things that end in “cue”!)
Had to think for a sec, but SNORKROFL!
theres a pain in my ass
all pun intended
I know it is lame, butt, this is what I was thinking.
CUE
response-producing stimulus: a stimulus or pattern of stimuli, often not consciously perceived, that results in a specific learned behavioral response. (As in the children’s response.)
END
Hind quarters. (As on the dancers.)
Analysis will show that the proper rearing of children never wrecked ‘em.
resistance is futile.
No child left BEHIND.
I personally fail to see how this is a FAIL
yeah, more like a win…
for perverts
I’d almost like to know the story [i]behind[/i] the picture.
.
No pun intended.
.
Yes, it was.
ARGH! Ok, ok. I give up. Exactly how do you do italics and bold on this board? Nothing I know ever works.
[b]“[b](message)[/b]“[/b]
or
[i]“[i](message)[/i]“[/i]
[b]nevermind I am not sure either[/b]
Let’s try this as an example:
bold
Now type it without the periods.
Crap. I need help teaching this. I can do it, just can’t show it. Can anyone help?
You can do it with < thingies too, like standard HTML
So, (but no spaces) gives you this.
LOL!! It did it even WITH the spaces!!!
<i italics
except that the first one should have > after the i as well…
then you get
These are italics
ahh… it didn’t allow the after part… but I am sure you get the idea!
Ok. Let’s try this again.
Bold?
Italic?
That’s what I did, WhoaNellie! Even with spaces it works. (P.S.: Thanks for the techical jargon “thingies” are “<”. I didn’t know what to call them.)
Woo hoo! I got the < things to work! ((snoopy dance))
.
What else is available? Is there a list somewhere? Who has the FAQ list we’ve been working on?
Can you change the type color?
.
test
.
test
Bold?
yeah I got it to work. Thanks for the help guys everyone!
the “<” thingies are called “chevrons”.
Common tags
Nope, can’t change the color. You got, jules!
.
Let’s see. b=bold. i=italic. s=strikethrough. u=underline.
.
Smurf
Smurf
Smurf
Smurf
At the risk of being stupid… I am testing.
This is some text!
BOLD = “b” inside arrow brackets
Italics = “i” inside arrow brackets
This is a secret as is making it BLUEOh! Use </ to turn off the attribute
Knot, I thought they were greater-than and less-than signs. Chevrons are cars, right?
.
Now, why didn’t strikethrough and underline work?
I guess not color, so font face and style.
Maybe size?
Because they weren’t red?
[red]Geesh.[/red]
So many HTML/forum tag possibilities, so little time.
is this your secret?
I.
Give.
Up.
The use of colors, font, underlining, strike through, and font size seems to be purposely disabled. probably for good reason. I even tried advanced html tags like “”
I failed… again…
OH!
STRIKE WORKSFINE!I wonder if it is BB code and not just plain HTML…
And Skwerlly… the fact that you can do that just makes me want to bash my head against the desk. Any hints?
Mouse over the blue.
I saw that…. just having a hard time copying it and I don’t want to post so much crap in attempting. I’ll just play with it in my regular posting. Ah! I figured out how to see what you guys did.How about
I cheated I looked at the source code for the page and found how
hebob did that.Blue is a
Strike thru is strike
apparently not
blink tag?
Hopefully not.
Judy, I wasn’t a senior programmer for all those years for nothing – I knows the lingo
I think I’ve mastered it.
:?:
Big font should work too
it appears that “del” works as wellOh! "code" too?superscript is here as well
as well as subscript
Well? Are you impressed
orwhat?… lets try that again.
Well? Are you impressed
orwhat?So apparently the program help file lied to me.
This is heading 1 and should be larger but it’s not
Here is the allowed html values for this sites comment box
And HERE is how to use them
That should help everyone. enjoy!
Html Rulez D00d!
I’m just about the opposite of impressed.
, Here is some Emphasized text! Emphasized text
, Here is some Strong text! Strong text
, Here is some Definition text! Definition term, Here is some Computer text!Computer code text, Here is some Sample text! Sample computer code text
I figured it out eventually. Here is a mini fact sheet.
Strcauses strikeoutcauses a cross outcauses the type fontJust remove the quotations when you want to invoke them and make sure you have the chevrons on both sides. Greater than symbol and less than symbol for an easier reference.
strike /strike add on both sides.
and del /del for the other
code /code for the third type.
Dang my chevrons wont appear “” is what should be on wither side of the and in the above.
testing....1....2....3If I shed the irony, would everybody cheer me?
To type <, do <.
To type >, do >
But what is the code thing above, by OdinsKnot? I’ve never seen that before.
Yes,
Now, for something I hope you’ll really like:
Let’s try that again:
¡sɹǝƃƃoןq ‘oןןǝɥ
and
and
and
Awww! It wasn’t supposed to do that! I put spaces in between!
Use the in stead of the []. Don’t let my avatar frighten you, I am a nice guy and speak the truth.
What is your avatar, czuhc?
Balrog. I fought Gandalf or at least a Romanian man that looked just like him(see previous fail) and am now finally rewarded the balrog avatar.
Awww, I liked the house… I still want plans
and supplier info. I’m guessing it is modular?
Hey?
1. should have refreshed
2. how did I make the > and the < invisible. Is there some HTML code I don’t know of ?
2. I’m pretty sure it’s just a fail safe that hides all html brackets valued or un-valued.
Let me try the color thing.
Text and Color
Text and Color
A second attempt at color
Strikethrufont
Attempt at color
BLUE = A
Blue
Sweet Skwerlly Bob Shares His Secrets.
Film at Eleven.
<i italics? </
<b bold? </
<a blue? </
I am thoroughly confused.
italics
bold
blue
code?strikethrough?del?Ya got it, Hammy! Proud of you, I am!
Now we can go out into the world and amaze folks with our texting/HTML skills. Just as Skwerlly did to us.
*decides to try all of this fascinating stuff for herself*
>bold?>/
(I think I will go practice on ICHC so as not to bother bloggers here)
They probably won’t notice anything wrong, either. *sigh*
bold
italics
codestrike throughdeleteblue
uʍop ǝpısdn
uʍop ǝpısdnAll of you^^^ combined got me there. Thanks all!!
Aaaghhh!!! Foiled again. Guess I forgot a
somewhere! Fail on me
Hee! Hee!
Do exactly what you did, but with the greater than/less than signs.
I agree… I wonder what is going on. BFF will have a hard time when he gets here. He’ll keep passing out.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns
also, who cares about your stupid co-worker? everyone is just nice because you claim to be a chick.
They’re just curious. Either they check out girls now or they pay for it later.
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back, and I wouldn’t mind being their for both of them.
Then again, look at ur name -.-
My favorite of all classes
=]
Practical anatomy class?
This is a Funk show in a Brazilian “favela”
Those are actually our ugly women, the pretty brazilians are way better
I love my country ^^
Somehow, I got the feeling it would be in Brazil.
Funky birthday to you…
LOL, me too
ROÇINHA RLZ
Never has there been such overwhelming joy upon a child’s face.
I wish I went to this school
Isn’t this Parenting Win?
Why fail? They all look happy!
Hahaha
Especially the kid in the green with the blue hat in the front row! He’s LOVING todays lesson!
Fail is actually a millitary win
It’s a hidden message
they’re showing them how to Military Crawl
At the same time they are teaching morse code through booty clap.
At the same time they are teaching how to reproduce for more soldiers
At the same time they are sexually arousing minors.
At the same time they are getting callouses on their forearms.
ronber’s comment is win
Not the only clap going around, I’m sure.
Whoa… My parents never taught me about THAT part of the birds and the bees…
the part where the bee uses its stinger to go up the bird?
You’re supposed to learn that in college.
Or at the very least, PRACTICE it in college…
…but not in class.
I don’t see any fail.
Fail? What fail?
I can’t hear you!
My technicians tell me you CAN!! Don’t make me come over there!!!!!
Sorry, but the technicians are using Vista, no sound!
This converstion is over if you don’t stop insulting me! I can’t hear you!
SILENCE! I can’t hear you!
Let me concentrate… I can’t hear you over all your insults!
SILENCE! I kill you.
Hey!
….NO! I kill you
You be tellin me a liar? You de liar! Me no hear you.
daggot ftw!
I’ll have my technicians beat the hell out of your technicians!!!
I hope they waxed. Would not be pretty.
I don’t think that type of flooring needs waxing.
yeah, besides, if they waxed those poor women would be sliding all over the place and might poke out one of those kids eyes. that would cause injury to them and make them bad parents.
And think of all the lawsuits that would arise from the injuries!
That could get hairy!
But hirsute would be rock solid; any lawyer would take it.
You do have SUCH a way wif words, dragon
Git wiggy with it!
My words are merely extensions of my soul, Nellie.
I think my toes just curled.
I hope it’s not a permanent condition.
I can straighten and wax them for you.
Thanks Fluffy, but I’ll just wedge them under a cabinet for a bit.
The only kind of lawyer that would want a hung jury.
He’d work Pro Boner, of course.
Don’t worry, they waxed.
i believe he meant bikini waxing
don’t worry, they did. look at the smiles on the boys faces…
The kid with the green shirt and blue hat is gonna kick major ass when he grows up.
He’s having an “Aha!” moment.
He’ll be holding a notebook in front of himself for the rest of the day.
At his age a note pad will probably suffice.
At his age a coat & hat would shield him from the ice.
And these young children will never forget this magical episode of Barney where they learn all about strippers.
The fail is the parents didn’t give the kids dollar bills.
Dollars?
They only need quarters until the lesson gets a little more involved.
Credit cards are the best, slide in the card!
Can I get stamps too?
We ask that all payments be made by check.
The fail is they didn’t give the kids taller thrills?
HEY KIDS!!!! IT’S STRIPPER CAMP!!!
look at the kid to the far right in the red shirt. He is sooooo excited! ha!
The face of the kid with the hat = Win.
The face of the dude in the red shirt is even more lol
I’m tempted to call bullshit, or Photoshop anyway. I simply can’t imagine so much fail occurring in real life. Then again, compare the number of boys smiling to girls.
I love how that one little girl in the orange shirt is all “Niiiccceee” along with the boys.
Where in the flying frak was this taken?
I hope she farted. That’d be funny
Here’s one for you. Enjoy! (clicky)
Guessing that was a ten year reuniion?
*reunion
Is your sound still broken?
yes, gonna get that fixed
all i saw was some chicks doing exercise
There’s a reason why they start to laugh. Look at Phaet’s comment and have a guess
ROFLMAO!
sigh no sound
That one led me to another one (click).
Good one! I have another. Completly unrelated, but still…
Falcon Punch!
But seriously folks, what’s going on in this picture?!
it’s a dance routine.
There is nothing routine about that type of dancing though…
My guess is this is a talent show and that the girls are doing a dance routine.
Certainly NOT a fail. except for the cameraman, they needed to be in the audience.
Alright, small girls are happy…that’s creepy.
The small girl finds the happiness of his (her?) own kind disturbing.
The kid in the blue shirt down in front looks genuinely terrified!
4th kid, front row looks scared, perhaps there’s more to this scene than we know?
Maybe the 4th kid isn’t into girls. shit happens
Wait one…
*returns from Stock Broker Fail*
*pats sp0ng3r on the back*
*films sp0ng3r*
*SNORKROFFLE!*
*SNOGROFLHUG!*
Oo. A *snogroflhug”! Today must be my lucky day!
*NUZZLESMOOCH!*
b/NO WAI/b
Beyond disturbing.
Maybe the sripper in the middle is crowning….
That one made me choke on my coffee!
*hands sofaking a gold star*
If you give them 5 bucks, they will give you a little show with E-T’s finger
LOL, lucky boys! Never had views like that when I was a kid!
RT
http://www.be-anonymous.us.tc
I did, like once, in 6th grade.
Compare the guys faces with the girls…haha nice
*jumps on Goomba’s head*
*disappears down a warp pipe*
Those little perverts ! :p
I think you mean natural instinct…
It dont get funnier than this! CLICK!
JOB FAIR WIN!
You made me snarf my coffee…win and fail.
Take your child to work day, maybe?
Nobody does that where I work….
In that case I’ll stay away from Disney World.
That’s a lot of children for three dancers.
Maybe not – depends what type of dancer.
Those children are all going to end up buying snow shovels, I just know it.
“Today class we show you up close how to identify a venerial disease!”
Best comment win.
I am still trying to figure out how THAT MANY CHILDREN are at an event with that kind of dancing…
I’m choosing to make the wild allegation that it is Disney.
pimps up hos down
From Brazil!!! dá-lhe Brasil!!!!
Child: how are babies made?
Me: *sighs* just watch this.
In all seriousness though…what the hell? Doesn’t look photoshopped to me but…
DAMN! What happend to failblog? This page looks normal, but the homepage looks like it’s copied into a word-document! MEDIC!!!
And now everything is messed up! NOOOOO!
I thought it was my computer :/
Mine is back to normal. But sloooow.
Looks like the girl out of High School Musical LOL
yup, that one’s from brazil…
i saw it here the first time – http://www.tolicesdoorkut.com/2009/02/cultura-na-comunidade.html
People in the first two rows will get wet?
Not when pedo bear is around.
they are learning about std’s
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/jack-grabber
My technicians tell me your spam sucks.
So the earlier you hit puberty the higher the chance you are gay? Is that what your saying?
I don’t care who you are, that’s just good parenting…..lol.
this pic brought a sideways smile to my face
Wow, that brings back memories of a week I spent in Philly.
We know how to teach our kids about dancing here in Philadelphia?
im so proud of being a brazilian :’)
That’s why you’re hiding your face behind a piece of cardboard?
Right now I’m not proud at all… =/
Right now I don’t feel that proud… =/
eu também não. actually, when people ask me where im from, i say that i was born in international waters
gotta love the kid in green’s face
lol more like win
OMG, it’s when i see things like this, in humor sites like FailBlog thet i’m really ashamed of be born in this country ¬¬
Im surprised your engrish isnt better seing thet you be born in this country.
~~
Be tildes in this country.
They are brazilians, and this picture is taken from Orkut (Our Facebook) who says below in description:
“Culture for the community” or something like that…
Any male lawyer would work pro boner on this case.
EPIC WIN!
Billy never forgot the day that Stacy’s mom came to school to give a presentation on the difficulties of single motherhood.
hehe … WIN
“Mommy, i just saw butt faced aliens!!!
They zapped my weener and made it bigger!”
Win
wtf are they doing srsly
maybe its an improved verison of the birds and the bees lesson?
i mean they gotta learn it the “hard” way and the sooner the better right?
blew?
sucked?
This is the sexiest “Stop-Drop-and-Roll” Fire Safety EVER!
Win!
lol!!!! look at the kid’s faces in the front row
Same face I had when…. Nevermind.
My, My. Parenting Fail? Does that mean one of the women is the excited boy’s mother? D=
“Wow! Look what my mom can do!”
Nice ass — I would like to tap it
*just had a Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase flashback*
I must have missed that SNL episode.
I wish my parents had failed me like this.
the kid on the far right is having the time of his life haha
just capital mr shakely!
Mhhh
The world always looks brighter from behind a smile.
*grins at Marius*
*Smiles at Mookie*
Nice eyes.
Shut up
A girl always looks brighter from behind.
Dear Diary,
Jackpot.
No, I think that’s Parenting Win right there lol.
kid win
Yes, somethings you can find only here in Brazil…
[sarcasm] I’m so proud!!! [/sarcasm]
saw a similar show in Peru on a Sunday evening at a place just like a family restuarant, but with dancing girls! was awesome
lol wiht there buts in ther faces they can prolly smell there farts. lol..
ROFL YES!!!!!!
every day the same, the cold indifference in the dead boy’s eyes
This is what is wrong with society. Ugh.
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yea they don’t have that here, that’s wrong
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I hate my country, sorry..
love that ass though
When pimping is outlawed only the outlaws will be pimps!
I loved the faces of the boy with the green tshirt and blue cap!
Yup..I’d say it’s a WIN for him!
too bad the girls still have clothes on, think about the kids
FACE DOWN, ASS UP! That’s the way I liked to F…….
LOL the face’s on the kids is what make is hilarious! rofl!!!
I have overkill multimedia gear and a bachelor in digital imaging… AND THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED.
you have a big mouth too
Every one of those boys’ faces is filled with wonderment, excitement and awe… none of the girls look as interested.
I WONDER HOW THAT’S POSSIBLE
Kid in the green, front right. Priceless.
the others are affordable?
She has a nicejuicyass, what a win!
What the hell is this anyway! It seems like the group of girls would have enough brains to see that no one in the audience is over 10, and improvise!! WOW!
so what? the boy in front is the manager who invited the girls over
This is Brazil, Im Brazilian and i see this in another blog
http://www.tolicesdoorkut.com
you see double
Fail?? Thats a win in my book!
you still use books?
It’s amazing that no one recognizes that this is a lip-reading class. Clearly a win.
Lol… I’m a brazilian girl and can’t understand how they can do that… Worst of all: in front of all those kids… Anyway…
how? face down, ass up
If I was one of those kids, I would call this a win.
you sound like a parent
well the boys there look pretty happy
Dude in green top just discovered he isn’t gay.
he’s BI
LOL, their faces!
Uhh…I think that would get you on the road to becoming a parent real quick.
BS, this is win all the way
Lmao cracks me up how many guys are getting excited over this pic. It’s a parenting fail beacause the girls dancing are middle schoolers, just like the kids watching. Lmao dirty old men lol
DMF’s right, there’s nothing here but an innocent production of ‘Stomp the really, really large picnic table’. No one’s even concerned about the splinters those poor gals are probably getting in their knees and elbows! For shaaaaaame.
That said, I certainly wish there were girls like that in my middle school.
I like how all the girls have this strange look on their faces and all the boys are smiling big.
you like too much you
That’s not a parenting fail its a parenting WIN, good for the children to see a hot(tish) woman.
Culture of Brazil.
Culture of Brazil
mayeb if I knew the back story to what lead to this this would be alot more funnier.
Yooo
That’s my friends class my friend is standing right at the front
Hahaha
I went to that school
got more pics? did they DROP the pants?
No, dude. They didn’t. This things are called “Show de Funk”. Yes, here (in Brazil) the “Funk” is sooooo diferent, then in the USA… That girls are called “Piriguetes”. HEHEHEHEHEHEHHE
Guiness Word Record attempt for “Testicle Dropping!”
Is there a picture from another angle too, i want to see it please.
first!
hehe, widzę niezłe dupcie tutaj!
klap vlams
pierdzę ogólnie w twoim kierunku, cymbale w zakwasie o zagadkowej masie
Oh look at P***.
*stare at the bums*
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol the kids expressions on this one are just perfect. So funny. but what the hell is going on here. damn kids entertainment has changed
I love how the boy’s faces in the front row are surprisingly happy. And what is with the hole on the right woman’s shorts?
What was this picture from?
hahaha sexy do you have a pic from the other side?
Oh my Gosh! This picture is from Brazil, I’m soooooo proud of my country! NOT… :/ Holly crap. “Brazil: Paradise for wankers.” This slogan ain’t good. :/
childhood memory win!
Comment win ;D
I wish my parents failed me that hard
look at that kid
this is a funk show in Brazil, and these girls haven’t butt!
thats probably in brazil.
This is BRAZIL!!
Welcome to the jungle baby!!!
Ooh, I love Brazil!
thats because you don’t live there. lol
I don’t see the problem here, look how happy the children are lol
Britney Spears concert?
OLHA A MIRALEIZÊEEEEEEEEEEEEE
look the lazer aim
LOL at the little boy’s faces!XD
LOL the little boys are really into it
nice view
Brazil. I’m lovin’ it.
Copy=FAIL GTO! o/
GTO brazil
nos estamos mandando no mundo
kkkkk
AHUAHAUAHUA
kibaram do GTO!!!!
se não intendem minha lingua ponham no Google translator
e p´ro FILHOS DA PUTA QUE XINGAM O BRASIL.. vem conhecer porra! aqui é muito melhor que oisto, as mulheres podem ser mais lindas[mas aqui não é só isso]
use google translator lazy boys
ROFL look at the kids faces ^^
Looks like those kids are enjoying themselves.
Done to the tune of “What You See Is What You Get” by the Dramatics…
Hey, wheres the recaption option?
This blog has some of the stupidest comments I have ever read on the internet – yes, it tops both AOL and usenet. Easily. It is astounding the people apparently adopt semi-permanent identities to live here, so to speak
interesting test
Lmaooo!! What the hell are they doing? Arent these kids in like 5th grade?
This is the future generation. At least I won’t have to be here for it.
Only at an inner city school would you see something like this.
AHAHAHAH Oh my gosh look at the kid wearing the green t-shirt’s face ahaha he looks SO HAPPY ahahahah
Hey! Is it from Brazil? Cuz, we have a blog here, and, we have the same pic.
Strange…
word. marius is wierd
BRASIL-SIL-SIL!!
Blah
… it surely beats barney!!!
At first I thought it was a parenting fail on the parents that raised slutty girls, but then I noticed the crowd…
Fail? I think not. But kinda funny either way.
I want a parent like that lol
Yep, that’s my brazil ;D
Lol, look at all the boys they’re like
Even the 7/8 year olds are like ;D
aha,
PARENTING FAIL INDEED.
this was a sex ed/parenting fail!!
SICK PARENTING!!! LOOK AT DAT BOOTY FLOW!!!
nice
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Parenting fail? More like kid win!
Due to the high volume of children on the stage, I think this might be some field trip. Of course, if this IS a field trip, the parents and the school are seriously messed up people. x.x
Look at those smiles!!
certeza que é no Brasil
Because, you know, it’s not like there are actually females that like other girls.
Your comment = fail.
All I see is a big WIN. Preventing homossexuality.
it cant be prevented. you are born with or without it. then you decide how you act about it. best is be realistic who you are, then act the best way according to what you wanna live.
Check out the kid all the way to the right in the front row! He LOVES it!
what on earth?
This is really sad. Wat is the world coming to?
Why would parenting always exclude any kind of sexy stuff?!?…
hahahah nice fail lmfao .. i wwonder what was going threw those kids heads at the time lmfao